/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56960466
gamergate onions puppet niggerlover faggot who's 38 without kids is against my financial decision? God, that tastes great in my mouth

Adding the information about Citadel's involvement with synthetic naked shorts and potential market manipulation significantly increases the complexity and potential severity of the situation. Here's how this could affect UBS:

>Financial Strain
If the government decides to proceed with the bailout,it could face significant financial strain.The cost of bailing out a company involved in such a complex and potentially fraudulent scheme could be immense.

>Market Volatility
The revelation of the synthetic naked short scheme could trigger a sell-off in the stock market,leading to increased volatility and potential crashes.This could have a significant impact on the global economy.

>Stag Hunt Scenario:

If market participants buy up the majority of the original and synthetic floats and refuse to sell, it could create a "stag hunt" scenario.

>Increased Short Squeeze
The lack of available shares to borrow could trigger a short squeeze,forcing UBS and short-short equity swap participants to buy back shares at significantly higher prices.This could result in substantial losses for short sellers,including UBS and its counterparties.

>>56083629
Aud is getting heemed aside from some slight relief over the last week. When, not if, China goes down, Aus goes with it. I started a SMSF and now waiting for the auditor to finish processing the documentation. If I have to sacrifice 11% of my work efforts for this fucked up boomer-created nightmare, Im not losing it in a wipeout and taking it with me to the next (financial) life.

Water, Entertainment, Food, PMs, ISO20022 cryptos.

I call it the WEF PMC portfolio.

>>55033187
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There was also posts from a mansion stating that "I am alive and can't post on twitter" around the same time as the Jenga Tower ledgie where the corpse has been a whole body from the footage instead of a splattered mess, and the theory was that RC was capped instead as hedge revenge.

Considering the extent of dabbing on predditors and flagrant redpilling, I'm confident he lurks.

After great consideration into the very impressive mental gymnastics and subverting attempts to make /GME/ holders in their own thread seem like shills by the GPT-4 bot...

I have decided not to buy BBBY and will continue to buy the only (1) (one) idiosyncratic risk stock, GME. Simple.

Have you also noticed that the shill-spice of choice rotates from insulting and to price comparisons, to sowing lack of confidence in the board, to distraction stocks that are not the only (1) (one) idiosyncratic risk stock, GME...But never at the same time? Despite all of these psychological abuse to make too sad to hold GME anymore (kek) I am absolute in continuing to hold GME.

>>52944885
Now watch what i do to DXY, faggot.
https://youtu.be/k1eIHuQH64M

>Current state of the play

2 days ago, BIS announced changes to BASEL III that all banks must hold 1% to 2.5% of their assets in crypto by q1 2025 and the only one that fit the description in the document is XRP.

Meanwhile in the media and market, Bitfinex is keeping crypto low with CFDs and naked shorting that seems to disappear with no effect on prices (that should be mooning as we speak based on everything) when they cover, Silvergate (That owns Binance) is being investigated by the DOJ/FBI for laundering instead of targeting Wall Street for racketeering and cellar-boxing, let alone the politicing class that is driving the economy into a brick wall at mach 3 with literal looting of the treasury (The U.S. is already broke and forced to print fiat), being caught out about 1.1m new jobs being created when it's actually about 10k new jobs, silicon valley and media gutting workplaces right before xmas and with high profile investors already bank running from investment firms/banks which will trigger stagflation in a USD demand vacuum (considering 80t USD is "missing" from forex books) and starving everyone out since the general sentiment from the working class is to be a placid potato and not fight for raises until Lehman Brothers 2.0 in the form of BlackStone's 125b residential portfolio triggers a cascading effect into pretty much every firm globally so hard that even Chyna is shitting themselves about Blackstone alone. The perfect storm.

>Tl;dr (((they))) will rather cause a global depression than let the general population make it. Reset wen? *sweats*

LETS TURN DIS BISH UP A FEW NOTCHES
https://youtu.be/NU_mjNreeiI

>>51562981
Short the EU, simple as. Lets talk in a weeks or two about how Russia is doing. Then ill tell you when to short the Biden admin as well.

>>51541043
https://youtu.be/yahUpxNPK98
May the odds be ever in your favor, anon.

>>50372906
Maybe.

>>50323811
Dont forget to blame Putin.

>>50277519
Whore.

>>50205416
Not my fault no one wants to invest in pedo Biden.

>>50160072
And we procure, without asking, others adorableness. We like to have fun around here.

>>50093178
I look forward to your early retirement.

>>50061158
He is fine, he got back to his abby

>>50021397
Sure.

>>50014003
https://youtu.be/42fitHaHTRU
I give one fuck what you do. Either be a fren and understand or be a kike and bitch your whole life. I can only help so far.

what food should I get from doordash I got 10 bucks off + free delivery

why are we pumping?

Is JPOW speaking?x

>>49591097
You got a recipe ? Is it the Julia Child recipe ?