/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54850135
This is black face.

the pump is over

What are some good buys guys and goys?

>>54850150
watchu talking bout bru

>MULN delisted from robinhood
loving every laugh

AMD up big on volume. check the tape

be careful OP, faggoty janitors banned me for 15 mins today

>>54850150
And?

there's beer in my fridge

>>54850191

>>54850201
what kind?

>>54850182
>MULN
Don't remember that one.

>>54850135
I bought some $GBTC and $ETHE in my Roth IRA retirement fund. What am I in for? It’s mostly VTI but feeling a little ballsy for my retirement. I had to sign a waiver with Fidelity to allow me to buy.

Will apple slap that meat or rub a dub a dub? I’m calling a deceased cow on this one to find my alignment. I’m spanking for a Buck I’d say.

>>54850208
Bud l-ACK

>X-Rays came back positive… they confirmed I suck at this

>>54850222
checked

why the fuck arent we dumping harder. i want more suffering. more red god damnit.

>MOS
Fertilizer is SHIT

>>54850222
>mfw he/she tries to hand me a tranny lite

>>54850234
Jew street letting all the jewish hedgies out at the top before crushing retail baggies

>>54850234
we have to wait for apple to shit the bed since they are like 1/3 of the stock market apparently.

>>54850222
everyone be trippin over that damn troon. if you boycotted every company that posted shit you didn't agree with politically, there would be nothing left to buy.

Any other WAL buyers catch that easy double off the bottom today?

>>54850135
The fuck happened to your face?????

Is this a good representation of the average /smg/ poster?

>>54850234
Everyone knows Apple will beat earnings. It’s going to be a battle for the ages between the DOW and NASDAQ tomorrow for the S&P if Apple comes out with great earnings and great guidance. We’ll see who’s stronger between the biggest company in America doing well and several regional banks getting seized by the FDIC

>>54850250
>all indices gradually reweigh their holdings until they're all 50% microsoft and 50% apple

Stocks?

This is the most Jewish day I seen in a while.

>>54850213
Think of it like higher-volatility gold, with a risk of being banned outright or heemed by the SEC.

>>54850255
>there would be nothing left to buy.

Can we just dump already?

>>54850255
I've always wanted to try making my own beer
realistically speaking, how much farm land do I need to be self-sustaining?

>massive hammer pattern on the oil chart
Tomorrow we go up.

>>54850185
Bought some yesterday at the low, sold at 88, so I'm good for now. Why such a pump today?

labu puts

>>54850234
Turn red into more red with this one neat trick (Vanguard HATES it): https://etfdb.com/themes/leveraged-3x-inverse-short-etfs/

>>54850264
I'm white.

>>54850293
dunno how its so chesp, they are still releasing oil from the spr right?

>>54850264
No, I'm this guy.

>SHORT SALE BAN INCOMING
LOL LMAO BOBOS ABSOLUTELY DECIMATED INTO DUST

It's going down.

I'm yelling "timber".

anyone ever been to island view casino in gulfport MS?

>>54850266
>and several regional banks getting seized by the FDIC
It's only question of time the new bank bailot program will be expanded to include commercial loans too. They can't afford failure cascade.

Any questions?

>>54850329
get to work wagie

>>54850310
Yes, but this sale is like 1m barrels per week rather than the 1m per day pace we had last year.

There's also a coalition of countries that are willing to fuck us with zero notice by cutting 1m bpd so that's new.

>>54850329
can you please pump my bags with a huge whale buy?

aapl analysts tend to be accurate

>>54850234
>close = low
close = low
>close = low
close = low
>close = low
close = low

>>54850329
Whatever you think we should hear, but hope everything works out for you FRC anon

>aapl dumping
>2 dollar drop

Alright okay play times over spy you can go up again

>>54850329
Bloomberg anon, I need to get you out of the normalfag phase you're going through and bring you to the redpilled side.

>>54850264
Ser. SER!

>>54850329
Sorry anon, have you found a new job yet?

>>54850344
I havent had a job since monday morning.
>>54850350
its over
>>54850355
FDIC purposefully leaked that bids were being sought out. and the 7000+ employees will be receiving no severance or healthcare from the govt after this friday

>>54850213
>GBTC
>https://ycharts.com/companies/GBTC/discount_or_premium_to_nav
You either fucked up big time or made big brain move. Just remember it's impossible to redeem physical off GBTC.

>>54850318
>$WAL $FRC | US Federal, State Officials Assessing Possible 'Market Manipulation' Regarding Banking Shares - Reuters
>- ‘Many US Regional Banks Have Sound Fundamentals, Stable Deposits, Remain Well-Capitalized ‘

You boys haven't been manipulating any bank shares, have you?

>>54850266
>Everyone knows Apple will beat earnings.
That's why it's pulling back as we go into the last two hours?

>>54850266
How do you know that?

You got any money on that bet mr. fortune teller you faggot.

>>54850370
nope. I have an interview somewhere soon but havent been applying widely yet

>>54850346
>There's also a coalition of countries that are willing to fuck us with zero notice by cutting 1m bpd so that's new.
opec?
thats not new tbqh

>>54850312
A pompous jew?

US Bank is insolvent REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>54850371
> the 7000+ employees will be receiving no severance or healthcare from the govt after this friday
Anon... Fuck. Who do all your coworkers blame for all this shit? FDC? Management? Investors? Redditors?

>>54850351
forgot pic. given APPL is already at ATH i see much more downside than upside, but this is clown market...

>>54850329
KWAB

>>54850391
Anyone with a brain knows (((who))) is to blame

>>54850318
That would be an admission that the economy is totally and irrevocably fucked.

there is nothing on god's green earth that is going to stop spotify from continuing this climb

>>54850394
AAPL is the only pillar keeping us from falling off the cliff.

>>54850371
Its fine anon I heard Frist Horizon is hiring.

>>54850391
I think the general vibe is it was just an unfortunate situation and we did what we could.
I'm a little upset with JPM for not offering severance (even though they technically dont own FRC and we were never employed by them)
Our execs couldve fought a little bit for us to get some kind of payout, but what ever.

When will Wish go bankrupt? They're bleeding almost a billion every year.

>>54850290
At a minimum not that much, a couple acres. Unless you want beef or lamb then up to a couple 10s of acres.

>>54850409
No, it means billionaire funds are manipulating the stock market, nothing to do with the economy.

Closing these just in case Apple says AI or something super Jewish happens and we scam pump. Holding my SQQQ shares though and will buy more if we pump. Good luck gambelers (unless you are a perma bull and then I hope you get aids and go bankrupt and a nigger stabs you to death when you are homeless from using margin to buy tech stocks)

Slurpers don’t have the firepower to save banks

>>54850264
No this is me

>>54850382
Referring to last month's production cut. It was the Saudi's plus like three quarters of OPEC.

>>54850425
This is your brain on reddit. Short selling bans are third world banana republic tier, used by failing governments when their policies come back to bite them and the economy collapses.

>>54850388
You take that back. Nobody shit talks trader 588.

>>54850419
That was a cool insight, thanks. Did you go out with coworkers for drinks on your final day? I imagine some people were there for years and it was a huge shock

>>54850455
We don't even sell bananas
We are a tranny republic

>>54850414
How the fuck are their earnings negative with 3bil revenue? It's a 10 year old website which collects subscriptions and pays fuck all to the musicians. How are they fucking up?

fresh off a 3 day ban. where is the jannie so i can heem him?

>>54850264
No this is me.

>>54850455
>third world banana republic tier
So, America in two weeks?

>>54850455
>billionaires short a stock and spread fake news
>NOOOO THE GOVERNMENT ISNT ALLOWED TO STOP THEM! YOU HAVE TO LET THEM MAKE MONEY! ITS NOT FAIR!!!!
You're so fucking stupid. In fact, it appears you are so fucking stupid you think they would ban ALL short selling instead of just on the banks. Retard.

how is gold green again lmao

>>54850329
Anyone want to buy some merch?
I think the $100b in assets one is funny

>>54850500
Why don't you go back to living in Venezuela?

>>54850472
At least bananas are exportable commodity. Who the fuck would want to buy a tranny? Oh wait...

>>54850474
I imagine there are a bunch of women at Spotify making day in the life TikTok videos and a handful of Jews laundering the rest into offshore accounts that aren't taxed. You know typical business stuff

>>54850519
WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!

>>54850519
Maybe a nice pen sirs?

>>54850519
I could see that actually selling on eBay.

>>54850475
what you get banned for

>>54849621
>bunch of holes are being annoying to some guy
>guy is very clearly getting upset
>they are dumb holes with no self awareness and keep poking the bear
>guy finally snaps
>grabs one of the girls and starts absolutely slamming her fucking head into the table
>looked like he was flat out trying to murder her
>ends up letting go after like 8 slams
>video cuts right as everyone gets up to presumably beat him to death
but that's not the best part
>if you pause the video at the right moments between slams you see pic related
>she's completely into it and turned on by the fact that his dude just snapped and is trying to kill her
>dude is just so completely done with her shit that he's going beating her face in and she's getting wet from it
post modern society in a nutshell

>>54850532

>>54850512
We are in the "flight to safety" part of the crash, not yet at the "liquidate everything to raise cash" stage.

>>54850534
I thought you were already fired is that your home desk?

>>54850519
At leased they got embroidered sweatshirts.

bros I'm not having fun this week

testin

>>54850161
SOXS, FAZ, UVIX, and DRV.

>>54850553
I'm at home yeah
I'll get "officially" fired tomorrow

>>54850475
welcome home bud!

did anyone catch this guy complaining on his show the other day about retail goys shifting into MM funds causing poor returns for the banks? top kek. sorry fellas, guess you can't gamble with my money as easily in a MM fund. If anyone is going to gamble (and lose) with my money it will be ME and ONLY ME

>World is at war with Russia
>US at risk of defaulting in 4 weeks
>Banks failing every other weekend
>Highest interest rates since 2007
>Market is somehow at near all time highs

Very interesting phenomenon .
What comes next?

Jesus christ fuckin AI bullcrap. AMD rallies like that? Despite terrible guidance and bad earnings? What is even the point of earnings then? Who cares about money anymore? Just mention AI and that's it. It's literally that easy. Are semis really that easy?

>>54850587
We hulk up and make new highs bruther!

>>54850475
Just got off a block. Thank you, overlord mod for seeing the janny overzealousness.

>>54850540
>what you get banned for
for suggesting that I would do better with the ladies if I (a white 32 yo straight male) started identifying as a black lesbian. I was a little vulgar about it and it was off topic banter. But to keep it on topic, this black lesbian played the past 2 days like a pro... maybe it has something to do with me not living here on /smg/ all day every

>>54850587
>even the swiss broke their neutrality for ukraine
literally dedollarization

>>54850599
I got another temp ban for "complaining about 4chan"
must have struck a nerve with a faggot ass jannie

>>54850406
>Der Dämonenjude

>>54850534
Ooh. Classy.

>>54850587
>US at risk of defaulting in 4 weeks
Opinion discarded. Even if it gets down to the wire they'll agree on a bullshit 2 week extension.

>>54850587
GREAT DEPRESSION

UVXY going back down
we are healing bros

>>54850606
You know, I can respect the type of person who hustles hard for their paycheck.

Reminder to buy tech and short commodities/value.

>>54850587
Fucking eggs are at all time highs why in the fuck wouldn't the stock market be?
this webpage sometimes, I fuckin swear man

>>54850553
I tried to convince him to flush golf balls down the company toilets but he won't do it. I'd be doing all kinds of little shit to the building for fucking me over. Cubicle cucks I guess aren't the uppity type

>>54850552
show me your crash on a chart

>>54850626
someone like you would just have to clean it up, how does that hurt JPM?

>>54850259
>>54850623
Always do the opposite of what jews says.

>>54850622

>>54850259
>11
God fucking damnit I was asleep

>>54850630
https://www.google.com/finance/quote/KRE:NYSEARCA

>>54850623
>Buy the top sell the bottom

Worst poster on SMG other than the guy that posts asian faces all the time

>>54850581
sully is cool, i've met him

which medical company do I go long on

>>54850635
That's a self sustaining jannie economy. Create the messes you have to clean up. Cubicle cucks come and go, but jannies are forever

>>54850650
I dunno, LLY for their soon-to-be-approved-for-obesity Mounjaro?

>>54850621
Fack yu

>NOOOOO YOU MUST LET THE MEDIA DESTROY YOU WITH FALSE RUMORS NOO!!!
fucking pieces of shit, why does the media want to destroy our economy?

>>54850650
LABD

>>54850587
Try two weeks after this round of failures starts

>>54850650
>these are the people calling you a conspiracy theorist online
kek

I got 5 x $402/$405 $SPY spreads. Someone hold me.

>>54850622
Jannies don't get paid by 4chan, but you're dreaming if you think they aren't getting paid by *somebody*.

SOUR

>>54850647
Let me guess, you bought BOIL at $9 and you're still mad. lmao.

>>54850587
Its simple. The stock market isn't the economy.

>>54850649
honestly i like him at 7pm, was comfy watching him at 7 while cooking dinner and then flipping over to tuck at 8pm to eat. no more tuck tho unfortunately

time to load up on soxs, my great great grandma who works at apple told me to short the shit out of it and run for the hills

AMD to 50
INTC to 15
NVDA to 100
You were warned.

I was at work today and we had some new kid in our department and we were talking about stuff and he's like "yeah I live in ___ city so its like a 70 min drive here" and I was like ??? you can work full remote if you're that far away. and I was told that the low level guys apparently aren't eligible remote though they're skilled IT positions and our other positions allow for it. kek wtf

>>54850286
>holding the support line
We will make one last failed attempt to break above 34.5k on the DJIA and 4.2k on the S and P before violently going down later in late may.

Too late to short wal? Same fate as frc?

>>54850677
Make more videos, or stop avatar posting! >:(
>>54850682
lmao seen the SPY, kid??

>>54850620
I was thinking hyperinflation but that could happen

>>54850695
Blame Big Office Building forcing everyone to end WFH.

>>54850294
To fuck people who bought SOXS of course.

In all seriousness though, is there a bigger retard in this thread than that BOIL shill?
Every single post, every aspect of his life, it's the ultimate parody of failure. In a way, I almost feel bad for him. Hard to imagine how he copes with his existance.

green by close

>>54850708
We are witnessing the slow death of the reserve currency

>>54850680
>jannies getting paid
They don't do it for the money. They do it because they think deplatforming "wrong think" will be good for the future. They've watched too many marvel movies and think they are the heckin avengerino's. But what they don't realize is that same tactic will be used on them once the work is done

>>54850547
Women react positively to Grug smash and grab

>>54850714
anytime /smg/ tries to shill something whether its the biotech or semis or not boil it always dies

>>54850695
Probably just make them come in for like 3 months. I feel like any place that starts people remote is probably really obnoxious and is on teams all day and constantly scheduling videocalls anyway.

>>54850669
The media just does what they are paid to do. Funds buy shorts, pay media to lie, take profits, then every else gets fucked. Happens all the time, especially during the COVID crash.

>>54850329
which bank do you think is next on the chopping block?

>>54850587
>World is at war with Russia
War has always been bullish.
>US at risk of defaulting in 4 weeks
Never gonna happen. They might pretend to be retarded but that is just never gonna happen.
>Banks failing every other weekend
Some niche bank that has zero impact on the economy.
>Highest interest rates since 2007
Still very as clearly indicated by the fact that even bloody semis can easily handle them. Companies are spitting out record earnings. So please tell, why shouldn't stocks be at ATH?
Except semis which I am pissed about but whatever

>>54850737
Some anons posted about egbn

>>54850650
I'm not invested in any right now but I'm interested Steris (sterilization of med. equipment) and Intuitive Surgical, which manufactures the da Vinci robots for minimally invasive care

>>54850733
That's not entirely true, but certainly some posters are easy contras. It's convenient when they self-identify through avatar posting or sentence style.

The economy is fucking collapsing and the only thing the government can think of to fix it is more media and internet gaslighting.

>>54850714
there was anon couple threads ago which was all in SOXL, 200k, and 34% in red

>>54850715
No

Spy recovering like a BOSS.

>>54850708
>>54850718
No you're not. You're just witnessing greedy corporations jacking up prices. US Dollar is fine. Banks are fine. The problem is just greed.

>>54850733
EXXON was being shilled here I think even before invasion started. That one went well.

>>54850702
34,5, lol no. tomorrow we move on down.

POWER
H
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U
R

>>54850707
I'm not avatar posting chud it's my wife i'm posting
>>54850739
I don't know man, old man mcconnell came out and sounded pretty serious about holding the debt hostage if the president doesn't agree to their terms

Bobos, is this still in play?

>>54850759
Yes

>>54850714
I'm up 10% this month and I could heem you once and you would die

>>54850773
Man the 08 crash was great. You could get 2 weeks of groceries for less than $100

kill crabs, behead crabs, roundhouse kick a crab into the concrete

>>54850773
>No you're not. You're just witnessing greedy corporations jacking up prices. US Dollar is fine. Banks are fine. The problem is just greed.
Redditors are in a state of pure delusion as their world crumbles around them.

Just enjoying this Power Hour

https://youtu.be/Mx5_uVvd53o

>>54850294
Pie in the sky AI bullshit.
It won't help their next earnings report.
Why anyone would buy into a 450 PE ratio is beyond me.

>>54850759
>The economy is fucking collapsing
Which doomsday prophet sold this one to you?

>>54850790
I could easily heem your bussy without even breaking a sweat

About 20 min ago, I had a brief but otherwise successfully pleasant interaction with a female
Checking the charts.... it seems like right after that interaction stocks started going back up.
Maybe I should try talking to more women

>>54850798
Don't write checks your body can't cash.

>>54850722
There are NGOs and government departments hiring people to curate the internet and I guarantee those people are jannies at all the major boards, including this one.

>>54850135

pls tell me there is still hope

>>54850761
Scoopsies used to top the charts as biggest retard, but he doesn't really talk markets anymore. He purely makes off topic shitposts nowadays.
This BOIL baron managed to shill an 80% loss in 2 months though. Honestly impressive in it's own way.

>>54850296
Good idea. I just bought some LABD.

>>54850809
Gee, I don't know, maybe the most collapsing banks since 1929?

>>54850793
And remember how cheap it was to go places and do things? My family went on 3 family vacations in 09, because you could stay at a condo in Florida or a cabin in norcal, that was big enough for a family of 6, for basically nothing in vacation costs.

NEED A LIST OF BANKS CURRENTLY SURROUNDED IN CONTROVERSY YET STILL UNRAPED PRICES. NEED TO SHORT. GO

>>54850833
NTRS. CMA.

>>54850812
Congrats poem anon. Maybe this will be the turning point in your life

>>54850773
>greedy corporations jacking up prices
sup glowie faggot, should I add that to the list?
>"It's transitory!"
>"It's the supply chain!"
>"It's high wages!"
>"It's putin!"
>"It's corporate greed!"
go oy vey somewhere else fed boy

lol

Well. So much for that.

>>54850266
How did QCOM's earnings go?

Any bank

>>54850815
im coming for you bucko

>>54850768
WE BAGGED A LIVE ONE

>>54850841
Thank you, but I doubt it
The lines are already going back down...

>>54850824
Depends. What are you holding?

Fuck it I bought WAL. should have bought when it went under 15 but fuck it. I'll deal.

>>54850832
I can't even go to McDonalds anymore, this ponzi scheme is gay as fuck, lets create the 4th Reich

>>54850840
THANK U BROTHER

>>54850790
I've seen your disgusting hands. I'm confident you couldn't clear a v3 boulder. You have no technique.

>>54850766
thanks for the heads up fren

>>54850801

>power hour
>watching the line
>it goes down even further

gj

>>54850849

>>54850860
It would be more efficient just to donate your money to me.

>>54850843
Last night when I was trying to see the 50% after hours drop everyone was talking about, I accidentally saw that bank's stock and was very confused.

>>54850798
Crab meat looks so disgusting

>>54850824
nasdaq, spx, dj30 buying

gold selling

such shitty fomc entries

why did i click it, whyyyy?

Found the RuneScape anon...

>>54850867
I don't even climb sirs but I do think climbers are pretty based

>>54850859

oops

>>54850888

there we go

I can't believe I let /smg/ trick me into buying BOIL at 3 dollars

It's a fake out

>>54850903
Oh buddy...yeah, nah. Remember that the worst crashes happen *after* the Fed cuts.

>>54850861
I just want to buy boomer toys for pennies again. I got my license in '10 and my first car was a 97 Pontiac firebird (only the base V6 model) with 50k miles for $1300. I was the coolest kid in my class.

>>54850833
Truist
>>54850850
Kek

>>54850913
What is?

Give it to me straight is spy pumping above 406 before eod

>>54850908
In the end, you're the one who clicked buy.

>>54850884
I assure you it's delicious. Although yes the head meat looks disgusting but only 3rd worlders eat the head meat

>>54850913
We just needed to cool off for the next power hour.

UVXY is going back up
it really might be over

Mumus are capitulating to Big Bear Cock, Tim Apple is currently dumping his shares before he goes to the poorhouse with his chink phone slaves.

>>54850923

The slight $SPY drop. It wants low $405's. We got $AAPL coming and these bastards want to get in slightly cheaper.

Any stocks you fags are getting for earnings?
I'm thinking about getting some BKNG but I'm not so sure.

Suffer

BROS
IT TOOK THREE YEARS BUT I FINALLY BROKE EVEN ON TGTX! HOLY FUG I HAVE MONEY AGAIN

>>54850778
>market going down for a week
>"it has to go down more, because it has to"

>>54850938
I bought spy calls.

i closed my shorts too early and went long 5 minutes later like a retard

oh well

>>54850948
More like
>market goes up for 6 months on bad news
>More bad news
>Why line go down

>>54850945
congrats champ
if you bought the bottom a year ago and sold you'd have a 10-bagger

>>54850950
On what?

>>54850916

failed with the reply again

>>54850950

im ultra intelligent as you can see

whatcha'll niggas know bout i-bonds

>>54850953
It's over.

>>54850953
I bank with Huntington...

>>54850949
Good man. Have Bunny Suit Drake.

>>54850961

*refuse to elaborate, leave*

>>54850953
the media has blood on its hands
there should be a congressional inquest into whoever started this shit storm
SVB should have been an idiosyncratic one off. but here we are

>>54850969
Unironically. Cramer is essentially the main stream Baggot

>>54850980
Can we stop saying media and just start saying Jews?

>>54850960
i already sunk so much money into it i was afraid of doubling down when the price was low

>>54850135
Anons, frens...
What is going to happen?

>>54850984
yeah thatll really gain traction and assure we punish the responsible parties
retard

>>54850908
I bought at 9. Still holding too.

>AMD power hour

>>54850984
>Can we stop saying cold and just start saying chilly?
They're simply synonymous, no need to change the wording when you already know what it means.

>>54850978
>Imagine if your roommate made you watch a movie you already saw and told him was bad, then complained why didn't you tell him the movie was bad? my point is, young people shouldn't get to vote.

>>54850994
It's gained traction before... 108 times... Maybe we can even go back to agreeing loaning money at interest is immoral

>>54850994
back2plebbit

>>54850999
She's hiding the Declaration of Independence in that brapper, ain't she?

>>54850984
It's implied

>>54850980
>grief status: anger

Lol, can’t wait to see every Mumu on this board reduced to being a bobo. That will be the true bottom signal.

Watching feds try to use the same narrative control tactics from covid to stop the crash they created is honestly hilarious.

$SPY is now sitting near VWAP so Theta has come home to roost for the last half hour before going into overtime.

>>54850999
I am invincible!!!!

everyone else beat
why wouldn't apple?

>>54850519
What size is the hoodie?

if banks fail houses go down too right?

>>54851037
She's perfect

>>54851059
QCOM is a precursor to what AAPL will look like

what's BOILs actual bottom
serious answers only

>>54851076
-0.37
You'll actually owe money for owning BOIL

>>54851067
Only in goy theory, judeo magicks will keep real estate elevated

>>54851082
that'd be like $50 in Australia

>>54851076
It'll reverse split soon. Probably around $2.
After that we'll be approaching another winter except this time around no one thinks anything could possibly go wrong so BOIL will unironically become a bullish hold. Although holding futures directly is generally a better idea if you're able to trade them.

>>54851067
We'd sooner become Canada tier than inconvenience the boomer life style even a little bit

>>54850318
Kekd thats an admittance of defeat right there. Still things like that and calls and puts should exist unless the counter party can actually fork over whats needed. Eg GME 2 years back when it was shorted too hard that those who shorted it were screwed until some brokerages stopped the squeeze

>>54851099
It will pump in the summer for AC usage and/or hurricane disruptions

fuck resistance

>>54851067
Only if rent incomes go down I believe or if the need for cash becomes so dire there are forced sales

how much do i need in the market to be able to eat one $4.97 amazon rotisserie chicken at 4PM PST every day?

>>54851067
Best I can do is come down a smidge on new vehicles.

lotta selling

>>54851136
ballparking, 500k

>>54850587
It's probably the market purposefully delaying the inevitable to avoid making retail traders rich off an obvious signal.

See 2018 interest rates and the stock market. Market controllers eventually saw it couldn't get its way so dumped for like 2 months until rate cuts seemed to be on the tbale (behind closed doors as it mysteriously pumped 4 months prior to the rate cut). Kek

>>54850849
Just eats it raw like that. Disgusting. Wouldnt be surprised if hes got a ton of parasites

>Plummeting bank stocks test predictions that worst of the crisis is over
lol
kek
lmao

>>54850222
I was about to ask if that's Warwick Davis in a dress and a wig, but nah, too tall.
>>54850255
>if you boycotted every company
I do as much as I possibly can do it.

Will we have to wait until the weekend for the next firework?

>>54851178
haha holy shit it does look like the little midge

>"the banking system is good and stable"
>also them: we're handing them money and having other banks help too
>"why are banks crashing!? We said theyre safe!"
So where am I supposed to get honest news rather than the fed and white house (eg were not in a recession lol) that will avoid ever admitting somethings wrong until its too late for me to keep my investments safe?

>>54851177
treasury is prividing liquidity by buying debt. crisis is over nothing to see

phew i was seein ghosts there for a few mins. thanks for the clean exit :)

LABD to 30.

>>54851191
Yes, that's generally how the FDIC rolls.

next week will be green

>>54850519
>>54850329
I want FRC merch wtf, its a fucking collection item

>MOC IMBALANCE 310 MLN SELL-SIDE.

>>54851064
medium

>>54851199

>>54851222
Bloomberg anon is a personal friend of mine. I've already claimed everything including his work badge

rumble

>>54851238
How do we communicate, protonmail or something? Hella interested

>5 minutes left
AAPL puts or calls?

>>54851269
Not playing

>>54851269
Calls, easily. Just get our immediately at market open tomorrow

>>54851269
It's going to crab

PACW literally just opened down and followed SPY. All bots.

>>54851269
Puts, QCOM tanked and apple insiders are selling

>>54851267
I think I can just order people merch from our intranet merch site. I wonder if there’s any chance these get filled…

>>54851269
Puts, I bet Chyyyyna will have a negative effect

>>54851269
it's going to violently crab fucking both then slowly dump.

ding ding ding

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>54851311
I'll take a large, thanks.

>>54851324
+7.5%

I got heemed today (again)

>>54851324
+.17%, it's not much but I'll take it

>>54851324
+0.33%

>>54851324
>-0.49%

Down 33 percent on my spy calls expiring Monday? Cut my losses or hold?

>>54851324
almost got heemed by the fake poomp starting at 15:20. but NOT TODAY

>>54851324
+0.4%

>>54851324
+2.26%

>>54851361

>>54851369
FYI: It's customary to link to new threads three times, like this:
>>54851361
>>54851361
>>54851361

>>54851398
seethe more janny