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sell
Sell
Sell.
Sell!
>sell?
SELL
SELL SELL
SELL SELL SELL IT ALL

I don't understand why some stocks are going up but some are going down....

This is going to be the best /smg/ ever

>banks

Well RIP my BUD puts. I guess with Jews you really do win.

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

>everybody in the real economy is expecting a recession
>americans have no faith in their financial system
>rest of the world tries to diversify away from the american financial system

it's over

>>54848503
smg without newfag links

the only answer left is to end my own life.

Contemplating liquidating and putting it all on a 6 month CD or money market or some shit.

>>54848502
You're supposed to be selling commodity stocks and banks right now so you can all in tech.

I'm going to keep buying bond ETFs and you can't stop me.
>STIP 30 day yield 8.68
>JNK 30 day yield 7.94

SQQQ and bonds until the recession in Q2 earnings and the market takes a fat shit this Summer. Then I'll slurp the bottom while you guys panic sell at a loss and buy puts at 3700

I'm going to the gym have a nice day niggers

>>54848428
Fuck I was trying to Lynch invest and truist is heavy in carolina and shit and is a shit bank that hadnt start to run down but but now anime girls are posted

>>54848511
imagine going long on america right now
>>54848520
>sanctions against russia failed to collapse its currency
>india allowing other countries to take its currency out of the country to trade with them with instead of the dollar
>brazil and china abandoning the dollar to use their own currencies
>opec trading oil in non dollars
>brics currency rolling out later this year

>>54848541
>not going all in on high yield extended duration corporate frontier strip bonds
pussy

Would it be wise to pull out my 401k before the "minor recession this year" hits? Pic related because the country is run by liars

if you're losing your shit over 0.86% then maybe investing just isnt for you

>>54848534
Why would commodities sell off because of banks? Why would growth stocks be good in a recession?

>>54848566
never try and time the market
just dca into your target date fund or whatever and chill

>>54848566
Should've pulled out in November of '21 lmao

>>54848578
Pussy

>>54848548
I don't want sex. I want a cute Asian girl to sensually massage my hands.

Buddy check Paramount computer

>>54848578
>never try and time the market
Except the time has been explicitly stated as "this year"

>>54848585
hope you're got high income cause the double tax will fuck you

>>54848566
My father got his 401k split in half because of the 08 recession. It's literally the only reason he's still working to this day. He's about to retire in a few years and I'm afraid that the same shit is going to happen to him again when we inevitably go into a depression. I know he's mostly bonds right now but literally nothing is safe.

>>54848520
>rest of the world tries to diversify away from the american financial system
The USA reinstituting tariffs against developing countries that align against it will essentially destroy their economies, china has benefited a lot from these 'developing' un-tariffs, besides the USA moving manufacturing capacity away from the,.
>sanctions against russia failed to collapse its currency
Russia is Russia, the entire war is trying to grab land and people before NATO gets them because Russia is on the backfoot for 40 years.
>india allowing other countries to take its currency out of the country to trade with them with instead of the dollar
India's currency is worthless
>brazil and china abandoning the dollar to use their own currencies
Brazil lol. Chinese demographics are also collapsing.
>opec trading oil in non dollars
Opec will literally cease to exist if the USA just produces its own oil.
>brics currency rolling out later this year
Chinese currency because China is the only one with a real economy is simply not worth anything, they will never have a Bricsbux because it means becoming beholden to china.

>>54848602
ahhh another pensioner who fell for the 401k ponzi scam, I see. 'Tis a tale as old as time.

>>54848566
Pull out as in cash it out? Depends on how much you'd have left after penalties. You should do it if you can because there are going to be a lot of opportunities in small business after the recession. Just buy out a business that's going under for cheap or buy liquidated inventories to start your own.

Is this female rat in prison yet?

>>54848541
>a fat shit this summer
The market pretty much never dumps during summers because everyone is on vacation. If you short during summer you are only trying to rekt yourself, unless you mean august into september.

>>54848591
>Cut divvy
>Earnings miss
>Writers striker

Boomer KO anon has been getting heemed. He bought FRC too lmao

>>54848591
the absolute state of the american ((film)) industry
>>54848602
he can have a sizable portion of his bond portfolio into inflation protected securities which did fantastic this last year
check out VTIP

>>54848617
No

I was told yesterday by Joe Biden the banking system was fine.

So where did all the mumuposters go?

>PACW and WAL down because of fake news
Short sellers pulling strings again.

>>54848628
WHY

>>54848314
>The problem is that the stock market doesn't equate to the economy. In 2000 to 2012 the GDP of america doubled. GDP per capita went up 60%. Even with the financial crisis it was a fantastic decade for America
>But the stock market completely crabbed during that entire time.
Good points, but again what other countries do you see having that same level of success over the next X years that are worth investing in? If American stocks are going to trail, then who is it they're trailing? That's the main question I have, like what other country will replicate what the US has done for the last 30 years. Not at all saying it won't happen, I just don't know enough about foreign markets to have an idea of where it would happen

>>54848625
STIP is better and I already shilled it earlier in this thread

Guys... what happens if Apple disappoints...?

WMT bros how can we ever recover from this

>>54848602
>>54848614
The greatest part of the 401k scam is that it was just to create a never ending funnel of money from main street to WallStreet. 1929 and 1987 didn’t have 200 million people stuffing money into 401ks.

>>54848625
He says he has his money strategically placed to where he won't get fucked again so I hope he's right because he's 62 and can't work forever.

>>54848644
She cut a deal

>>54848622
Based writers

>>54848607
Whole lotta cope.
>Chinese demographics are also collapsing.
Bro...
You don't want to talk about Americans and demographics.
Or do you want me to repeat that in spanish.

>>54848682
The fact late night talk shows got cut immediately was enough for me to back the strike. Hope they never go back to work.

>>54848574
They all got pumped up 10x in the inflation of the past 2 years. The problem is that the fundamental returns are still shit.
Some have paid off their debt and salvaged their balance sheets and are now buying back stock or paying a decent dividend, but there is a limited life to that income. I wouldn't short these, but they have limited short term upside from here. It's a melting ice cube.

The shorts are the ones that still haven't paid off debt. They'll see lending dry up, rates rising to infinity right as they need to refinance. As profits dwindle due to the recession pressuring commodity pricing, all profits will once again be going towards servicing that debt.
These things are zombies. Someday soon they'll be zeros.

Shipping stocks are some of the easiest shorts right now, all pumped up on inflated NAVs but behind that is insane debt loads on ships that operate at thin margins even during good times. They'll collapse in the same way that banks have recently.

As for why tech stocks are bullish - they've been dumped on for too long. They're ponzis, dependent on money printing. More printing is about to start happening. It'll take a while for this to flow back into the real economy, but there'll be helicopters full of cash dropping stacks on silicon valley VCs soon enough. You want to front run this move.

>>54848607
China is a legit collapsing shithole that is not cope either they have literally lied about every single thing for the past 20 years

>>54848673
It needs to literally be like 50% BND and 50% VTIP

the dividends for VTIP literally tripled because of inflation. If he had say a million dollars and 60% of it was inflation protected, he would have gotten $1000 a month on average. But this year it spiked and he would be now getting $3000 per month

>>54848607
>Russia is Russia, the entire war is trying to grab land and people before NATO gets them because Russia is on the backfoot for 40 years.
Good point, Russia was losing in Ukraine before 2014 and afterwards they were trying to take what they can. Before this mess they had a buffer, now they have a defacto border with NATO as close as Kharkov.

my flour tortillas taste like laundy detergent
guess that's what i get for trying to shop at big lots

>>54848698
I'm going to ask him next time I see him. He says he wants to have a million dollars before he retires, and my father is pretty healthy so I expect him to outlive me frankly so I hope he hits that number because I won't likely be around if he outlives his money.

DXY going red is a bummer. I may take profits so you can all thank me when it keeps dumping.

>>54848715
just send him to the boglehead boomer forums

This market deserves to dump 30% and then crab for 2 years to punish stupid greedy mumus

>>54848664
complete economic collapse

>>54848680
Justice System is a joke

>*FED SWAPS SHOW CUT BY JULY FULLY PRICED; 1-IN-3 JUNE CUT ODDS

>>54848725
Don't say this, not even as a joke.
Mumu has feelings, you know.

jannies are such faggots
this board is littered with off topic shit, yet I get a 15 min ban for posting in a thread

>>54848742
>Blatantly and repeatedly state no cuts in 2023 or 2024
>Market immediately prices in cuts within next two months

Why do they keep fighting the fed

>>54848735
You understand jews have absolutely no loyalty right? She rolled over on bank run Sam the moment she had the chance. Nothing is going to happen to SBF anyway because he bribed both Republicans and Democrats fully. He'll either spend a couple years on house arrest or go to a minimum security resort where he'll play golf and practice yoga for a few years.

>>54848755
who cares about mumu feefees

>>54848719
Powell is really good at making the dxy drop
Hes not good at anything else tho

>>54848591
/tv/ reporting in to laugh at paramount's hemorrhaging

>>54848760
Because fed is flexible and doesn’t know what it’s doing. First it was ”inflation is transitory” and no hikes then the exact opposite.

>>54848770
I don't think we get the big dump until DXY finally breaks to the upside

>>54848768
context? what does he play lol?

how can you guys say with a straight face jews are anything but based

>>54848765
Seems absolutely justified for commiting degenerate large scale fraud while overs get years behind bars for the dumbest shit

Also being a backstabber as a woman is the most normal thing ever

>>54848786
But the first thing was a mistake. This now is necessary.

>>54848791
austin 7-11 owner with a homeless encampment next door blasts opera 24/7 to stop them shitting in his parking lot
gives no fucks

Whoever reported me for posting

“TFC
TFC
TFC”

And big Asian milkers… I don’t even know what to say. TFC is a ticker you fucking janny bitch. It’s on topic. Fucking tranny jannies won’t even let us have AI women.

>>54848786
They admitted they were wrong about inflation and have been 100% consistent with
>Higher for longer and hold until 2% inflation

Market maker Jews have shilled pivot lies for a fucking year and retarded goys keep autistically screeching about the fed instead of wondering why they keep falling for the same Bloomberg lies every fucking month

>>54848786
no rate hikes for a fucking year as the fed tried to cope and memory hole what causes inflation

>>54848804
that's pretty based

>>54848796
easy
t. FVRR investor

>america is down
>international is up
wut

>>54848801
>This now is necessary.
Who knows for sure.

Name 1 stock

Wtf the jews are robbing my bank puts

>LLY ath
Reminder that I've been shilling this thing to you for free since it was 250 back in March 2022.

how bad are we going to crash if apple misses its earnings

>>54848823
tiktok .com/@cuddle_monster626/video/7191912459370810667?lang=en
>these motherfuckers
>take a big whiff
>take a smell
>you smell it?

>>54848798
The ponzi scheme he "created" was set up perfectly long before he became wealthy. His parents are turbo Jews that groomed him to be the greasiest kike to ever exist. He was even able to transfer hundreds of millions of dollars to a shell corporation after he got caught. So he's set for life regardless of what happens. For the most part he stole large chunks of his money from celebrities so it's kind of a moot point and any poorfags that invested their money in crypto got what they fucking deserved.

>>54848847
I dont even know what their current phone model is

>>54848840
>Name 1 stock
BBW

>>54848821
What happened during April - October of 2021 to cause this?

HMST is green

>>54848848
link that isn't faggotty tik tok?

WTFWT???

>they thought they could break free from the range trade so easily

We will be >4150 tomorrow

>>54848865
find it yourself, i'm not your fucking chatbot motherfucker

>>54848760
it's been 20 years of free money. it's all they know. people who started at these firms in their late 20's are now almost 60 years old. old farts that lived and breathed the 70's and 80's markets are retired or died of cocaine. modern institution investors are toddlers looking for the feds tit to constantly nurse on.

>>54848848
>pajeet upset that people are shitting in the street
We've truly come full circle.

>>54848814
>have been 100% consistent with
>>Higher for longer and hold until 2% inflation
So far yes and that does sound reasonable given the circumstances but that can change. Just wait and see.

>>54848871
>using tik tok ever
my gf and friends try to send me that nonsense. i never watch it

>>54848859
it was the "supply chain" and totally not at all us increasing the global money supply of the dollar by fucking 25% in one year
to suggest otherwise is VERY antisemetic

>>54848821
You forgot
>It's putin

>>54848855
Abble Phony 14 mix

>>54848859
oil, natgas and others, especially high wages.

Hope you bought PACW and WAL on sale.

>>54848891
>M2
Well, it seems that that pump began in march of 2020, but maybe there was a lag time for this.

>>54848885
You think that's bad? I have friends sending me reddit links. They always ask me if I checked it out and I unapologetically tell them I'll never click a reddit link.

>>54848882
It's just clown economics per usual
>They are going to pivot
>Fed raises rates again
>Oh well they are going to pivot next month
>Price in rate cuts
>Next meeting they are going to pivot
>Fed raises rates
>Oh well they are going to pivot soon buy buy buy
>Repeat for a year

It's like tech companies projecting 400x growth by 2047 because muh AI or whatever. The greed of these faggots is hilarious. They will cut the brakes on the car and put a brick on the gas peddle with backup plan other than "fuck it line goes up"

>>54848908
Remember when Biden got on national television and said it was because of:
>Putin’s inflation.

Then they changed the definition of inflation and vaccine…. This economy is MEGA fucked

>>54848821
needs edited. I would hate for "putin's price hike" to get memory holed.

>>54848922
there is yeah, its not instant, plus they do their best to cook the books to hide it as long as they can

remember the CPI excludes the inflation from food and energy lmao

>>54848636
bagholding the top. many such cases.

>>54848891
Turn out a slightly more virulent cold wasnt the end of the world pandemic they have been having wet dreams about since 2001

>>54848918
No

10y-2y reverted by 21% today already. not the biggest daily gain so far, but we aren't going back down.
10y-3m dipped hard today to blistering lows not seen since volker but recovered, once this sucker rallies back it will be fast and hard and everyone will know why

>AMD P/E ratio: 342.46

>>54848933
It's the only thing mumu has to hold onto. The last little bit of copium left in the tank. Because surely it "can't happen again". As I'm typing this another bank has probably collapsed kek.

>>54848880
what hypocrisy

>>54848950
Did you forget to take profit from your shorts? Its not too late to get out of them.

>>54848918
>PACW, WAL
How is this NOT another FRC incident? Isn't the banking sector completely fucked right now?

>>54848958
this is still one of my favorite images with the backstory

>>54848958
>Why did the line go down for no reason at all wtf

>>54848533
>some shit.
put it on US CDS

>>54848978
Because it was manipulation and they arent actually in trouble.

>>54848978
He's probably trolling and if he's not he's so retarded that he should have a live in caretaker. Once the bank runs start there is nothing that can save a bank.

>>54848978
zoom out

>>54848985
literally what happened when bulls were buying tesla at a 1000 pe
yes literally a thousand

>>54848978
Look at banks and 1929. realize we're reliving that.

>>54849002
The good news tmus while probably half of the people in this general will legitimately die during another depression, those that survive will get to live and enjoy the post depression utopia like the 1950's

>>54848871
but you are a chatbot

>>54848988
I don't know who to believe.

>>54848880
sorry sambo this isn't the DESIGNATED shitting street

bros... it really is as simple as trading off anchored and rolling VWAPs....

>>54848786
wait for some shits hitting the fan then they'll immediately start cutting rates

>>54848988
Well they are now

>>54849024
Very wet as pussy is almost always profitable.

>>54849020
Don't believe anyone. Just watch and learn.

>FRC
Sunk cost fallacy refuses to let me take my hundred dollars :(

>>54848725
it already did that though, where have you been since 2021

We should have followed Buffett’s advice

>>54849084
BRICS is going to be backed by gold and precious metals and should roleout in september

brazil and china already ditched the dollar for their trade as well as russia. All they need is India

>>54849084
>The charges, Howard?

>>54849096
Look I think america is gay communist jew retard land but do you really think any of the countries in BRICS are less retarded/corrupt?

BRICS is a total larp

>>54848477
But what does it mean?

>>54849117
I can't believe this cripple got 3 terms.

Bought my first shares a few days ago, already down $2k. I have no idea what I'm doing kek.
Am I doing this right? I will just let it compound I guess for some years.

WHY THE FUCK I SOLD GOLD MINERS

>>54849118
Countries be they dictatorships, kingdoms or republics are sick of the “Anglo-Saxon” petro dollar

>>54849132
The lives of Jews were at stake. He could have got 6 terms if it was necessary

>>54849140
This place has the best top signals

>>54849084
Can't you inflate that too? Roman empire managed to inflate and debase coinage too.
Might as well use hacksilver.

>>54849140
what did you bought?

>>54849140
what ticker? If youre buying and holding. generally you should wait for dips before buying.

>>54848985
It's not good

>>54849140
>he bought?

GCTK finna explode senpai

>>54848511
Same

whats up will all the bobo posting? literally all charts expect the meme banks are crabbing, nothing is happening...

>>54849205
Everyone is waiting on apple

>banks are now meme stocks

>>54849205
>Everything except the banking system is sound

>>54849170
the future of money is caesium-137

>>54849220
Except jpm. Its the fortress.

>>54849220
It's all meme stocks, friend.

>>54849205
These are people that are used to straight up or straight down. Rangebound conditions are making them lose their minds.

I'm all in on SPY puts.

HERE WE GO, RICH OR DEPRESSED WHICH WILL IT BE TOMORROW

>>54849205
you know how when an animal is about to die and it starts uncontrollably shitting, pissing, and lashes out one last time before it eats it?

>>54849231
unsinkable, even

>>54849230
>caesium-137
OH N-

>>54848846
making an account just to put money into LLY and fucking whoever made wegovy/ozempic man.

/fit/ was right, holy shit. I've only been "on" for about 3 months, so fuck me...

>>54849247
Lol just watch and learn

>>54849220
US dollar is a shitcoin that yields 4.4% on Robinhood

>>54849220
Everything is a meme, we live in a circus

If banks are getting sent to the shadow realm and AAPL just announced a bank offering - OH NO RUUUUUNNNN

2nd shill for GCTK

>>54849249
Companies can live forever.

Markets are recovering... it's over!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>54849269
Learn what? Apple is going to shit out some 'good numbers', the jobs report is going to be good (until it gets revised to the actual numbers in a few weeks)

>>54849267
/fit/ has never been right about anything, not even once. Autism mixed with fitness was a massive mistake.

>>54849274
>he didn't get the 4.65% invite

>AAPL earnings AH
>It's in the red still
How are calls not easiest money ever?
Seriously, give me a bearish case I'm really tempted

>>54849205
Uhhh we're in the middle of cascading bank failures on a scale not seen since 1929

>>54849220
Strange timeline.

> Amd
> pe ratio 330
> ARKK just bought
Still pumping

always these bullshit recoveries. Shorting is work, buying is being braindead

>>54849321
>50% defective
>78% traces fecal matter
>Siri has developed an accent and accepts Google play cards
>massive outbreak of pink eye at apple stores.

AAPL calls?

>>54849315
have u seen what Lily and Novo Nordisk is doing? Maybe cuz i'm young, but it seems crazy no?

>>54849353
>trusting a woman with your money
Anyone that gives Cathie Madoff their money deserves to be broke.

buy GCTK

>>54848798
>woman backstabber is normal
Only when you give them power.

>>54849314
Learn what happens to gamblers

>And as they came out, they found a man of Cyrene, Simon by name: him they compelled to bear his bags

>>54849372
Ozempic is far too effective which is why it's being reserved exclusively for celebrities. Will probably get bought out and buried by Pfizer.

digits and GCTK hits $1 today

>>54849321
> MacBook sales down 20%
> Qualcomm mobile chips not selling
> China sales down
There are two reasons but honestly its clown world, Tim Cook can just say AI a bazillion times and get the stock to pump. Also stock buybacks are bullish and that's gonna continue

>>54849168
Fuck you faggot, I made a good amount of money with crypto. I never bought one single stock. Always thought it was fake and
gay, which I stil think it is.
>>54849175
>>54849176
ING group (Don't know the ticker) and I want to buy KO shares.
>>54849190
Unironically yes

LINEGO UP LINE GO UP LINE GO UP, RATES GO UP, LINE STILL GO UP
BANKS CRASHING
LINE GO UP CAUSE RATE CUT SOON

NVDA WTFWT

>>54849420
>I made a good amount of money with crypto.
which crypto and what is your strategy?

>>54849386
I already did. Robinhood logs you out when you try to sell when you're up 10%.

Today is a totally schizo day in the markets. I am up .59% on the day, and have been up about that amount all day, but the constituent parts of my portfolio that have contributed to that have totally flipped since this AM. I guess I'm running a well hedged book?

>>54849386
Are you trying to pretend that any stock trading isn't gambling?

>>54849435
LOOK AT AMD COMPUTER

>>54849433
>RATE CUT SOON
delusional

>>54849458
>Microsoft gonna fund AMD chips for AI
Holy moly.

>>54849457
My parents asked if I did any sports gambling and I said no, because I gamble enough in the stock market. They didn't think that was too funny.

>>54849471
Gamble with DKNG and tell your parents it's market research.

>>54849444
I’m sorry to hear that.
>>54849457
Short term trading of anything is often atleast somewhat gambling-ish I guess

>>54849471

>>54849128

>>54849490
Yeah, same browser I've been on all day and all week, but when i hit the sell button it just starts spinning like the internet dropped out, check other browser windows, close them all, open, go back to robinhood and log in, then go dig my phone out of the other room for SMS 2 factor verification, come back in and oops, now I'm down 10% instead of up. The fuckers.

>>54849410
Calls it is

>>54849490
>Short term
Doofus, if you aren't 100% sure of the outcome of any given thing you're gambling. Long, short, intermediate, gambling.

Imagine shorting American innovation.

>>54849433
uh anon, line go down when rate cuts happen

>>54849466
That's what allegedly fed swaps say.

APPL 150 EOD

>74 posters
Yep looks like a whole other crop of posters got liquidated. Seems to happen every week now.

>AMD
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>54849520
Eh the more the outcome depends on random events the more it is gambling. Short term movements ate often quite random, hence it’s more like gambling. Sure the outcome is never 100% in investing but long term investing is low on the gambling aspect

The self-declared BOIL kang told you he was shorting tech. What other signal did you need?

OH NO NO SOXS SISTERS THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

>>54849509
Why the fuck are you actually still using Robbin hood

>>54849420
Stocks are pretty fake and gay desu but I don't know how you can pretend crypto isn't the same shit except there isn't even a product people are gambling on.. just gambling on lines lmao

>>54849553
What in the goddamn.

>>54849049
0.801 shares

jesus...

>>54848983

What is the backstory?

>>54849601
Most people here have 3 or 4 figure accounts. With that little amount of money it's not even worth making an Ameritrade or fidelity account.

>>54849553
300 PE was the generation bottom. this isn't your daddy's 15 PE market.

any good stonks lately?
online betting/casino already priced in?

>>54849644
GCTK
CJJD

>>54849553
>>54849617
>Microsoft To Work With AMD On Bolstering Options For AI Chips

>>54849628
woah most people are just like me

>>54849644
uvxy

>>54849628
Why not? It's free isn't it?

>>54849435
>>54849458
>>54849467
The AI wars is accelerating

>>54849644
ROPE

>>54849644
I lost $250 on draftkings last night so that should help pump the stock.

>>54849659
>AI chips
What makes a chip an AI chip?

>>54849579
Probably a squeeze from AMD

>>54849662
>mfw I'm a 5 figure Hood King all in Vaguard ETFs

>>54849683
these retards don't even know how the stock market works

>>54849692
cores that are optimized for machine learning I assume

>>54849692
Chips more geared towards AI processing and making it more efficient.

>>54849659
So you can just say "AI" and moon, got it.
>>54849692
It does AI shit fast. Problem is Nvidia already has the market cornered and buttfucked.

>>54849601
I was waiting until I had 25k for an ibkr account, but didn't really have many issues with RH until now, so I thought the complaints against them were just memes from people who didn't know what they were doing.

>>54848477
How do I short regional banks on Robinhood successfully? Any recommendations? I literally have autism, and a crooked eye and desperately need to make it.

>>54849692
The letters AI

I received a tip from someone close to Charlie Munger that he will be unable to attend the annual Berkshire meeting due to health concerns. Do you think I should buy puts on Berkshire before the news breaks or do you think it won't impact the stock at all?

>>54849701
I hope you aren't talking about me because I know EXACTLY how the stock market works.

I grew up playing jrpgs, Runescape, Factorio, and all sorts of grindy shitfests like idling games. I have the endurance to sit in front of a computer and treat things like a game. I assume most zoomers and boomers don't have this particular skillset.
Yet I cannot transform it into usable alpha. Why the fuck am I such a midwit

>>54849659
Old news
>>54849693
Correct

So uh what AI applications actually generate value?

>>54849773
don't ask questions anon

>>54849764
Reported to SEC.

>>54849764
Yeah. And also long CRE.

>>54849718
fuck off retard no uggos allowed here

>>54849773
The ones you can't get for free

>>54849770
Perhaps it's because the stock market is slightly more complicated than chopping trees for 100+ hours in RuneScape.

>>54849772
>Old news
The schizo price action on NVDA and AMD might disagree with you.

any of you going to long GCTK?

>>54849773
Prospero.ai

>>54849805
yea i might long your stop

>>54849805
>GCTK
lol, no.

>>54849770
>AMD down 10% yesterday
>Up 10% today
because its all rigged bullshit and you're not one of them.

>>54849841
>using robin hood

>>54849863
We already discussed this upthread.

>>54849800
Aw shit sorry anon it just popped for me

bros i cant believe im going to be green again soon in my leaf pennyshit

>>54848477
I kept telling you fags to buy RCL calls but you didn't listen

>>54849614
Yes, you are right. That's why I secured my profit because its mostly speculation and wanted to put my money in different asset classes. But crypto claims to be not a security. Unlike shares that claim to be a % of the company. But you wanted to act all smug with muh top signal. Guess what dude, New York Stock Exchage started in 1792. The one in Amsterdam in 1602. You are 400 years late to the game, yet claim you are one of the first, and now I'm a top signal kek.
>muh shoeshine boys indicator
Okay dude

AI is a meme like the tech stocks touting their “internet” capabilities in 2000
>>54849799
Checked and kekd

>>54848477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LfUyML5QVY

>>54849810
>"has significantly outperformed the S&P 500 over last 5 years."
>Backtested data

>>54849770
1) Easy part: Have a strategy (i.e. when to enter, when to exit, how much of capital to use on a trade/investment)
2) Hard part: Have an edge over other investors/traders

>>54849852
But that means there should be an adage for buying the dip, or doing the opposite of what they say, eg DO catch a falling knife (because they're prop it back up tomorrow). Even so, there should be technicals that alert you to some activity, eg it gapped down on double volume on no news, so you could play the reversal.

>>54849799
I know, but I get it. I can program and all this other shit, I just can't actualize it into a final result. I bought picrel, and already knew like 70% of the shit in it from reading dozens of articles the last year, I was generally familiar with the math concepts already, just not the exact workings of how to translate them into R. For all my knowledge, I should be able to do something with it

>>54849718
Can we see your crooked eye?

>>54849810
>Get free access to our hedge fund-level market intelligence that has significantly outperformed the S&P 500 over last 5 years. (1)
> (1) Backtested data for illustrative purposes only and not intended to be used for forecasting. Past data does not necessarily reflect future performance. Please consult with your financial advisor prior to making any investment decisions.
I though of doing something like this for myself, nonetheless basic bitch TA can outperform markets in backtests aswell, nothing special

>>54849922
From the way you're talking, it's sounds like you're a stone's throw away from falling for the TA meme so let me stop you. TA doesn't work because the markets are fake and gay. It's confirmation bias at best and tarot card reading at worst. Just find a ticker posted here with a picture of a qt anime girl attached and just buy. It's much simpler that way

>>54849537
It's as if this economy is so shit, every time you want to try to bring it into "normal territory", in which regular people can put their money on the bank and not fear their money being inflated away, everything breaks. So this ponzi scheme gets flooded with money and recover after a while on free money and inflate everybody's money away again.

give me a quick risk free 100x /smg/

>>54849951
lmao

GIVE ME A DIP WORTH BUYING!

For no reason at all I suddenly have the urge to short CMA, HBAN, and KEY.

>>54848654
honestly it looks like innovation has stagnated and it appears that war will be a result of stagnation and a significant drop of real goods produced. We very well could be looking at the next dark ages in terms of terrible innovation/output for the next few hundred years until conditions create pressures for more innovation.

>>54848477
No matter what I do I loose in the stock market. No matter what I try I loose in the stock market.

AAAAAAAAAAAA
REEEEEE

>>54849960
>give me a quick risk free 100x /smg/
literally doesn't exist

>>54849770
You can't grind a nondeterministic measure of investor sentiment
But some components of the market are more deterministic than others

>>54849973
Oh Jesus Christ, I get paid tomorrow and I think I'm going to throw half my check into shorting banks. Cramer kiss of death confirmed.

>>54849984
No, you don't understand, it needs to be quick.

But I also don't want to lose money because it's $100 I borrowed from my mom. So it has to be risk free.

>>54849997
Hey kid, I might be able to help you. Let me ask, have you ever considered the possibility of turning garbage into diesel?

>>54849997
this guy gets it

>>54849997
beware don't fall into ponzi scams

>GFAI
fuck I knew there was still some life in it

>>54850008
GODDAMMIT DON I'M NOT GOING TO FUND YOUR SHITTY SNEAKER HABIT WITH A SINGLE MORE DOLLAR

>>54848874
imagine growing up with 20 years of free money. millennials and zoomers are unironically fucked

>>54849968
I shilled GCTK multiple times...

I just bought Verizon Communications bonds that mature in 2030. What am I in for anons?

>>54849997
IDEX

>>54850027
comfy $, whats the % rate

>>54850027
You will most certainly get dollars back. They won't be as many as you'll *want*, but that's the risk of bond investing.

>MULN getting heemed again
>will likely dip below 1 dollar again
>will have to reverse split again to avoid delisting
can you imagine if they actually get a working product out the door though

>>54849973
Cramer should delete his life

>>54849997
>$100
>anon's position does 100x
>anon still is poor

>>54850020
Cheap loans to boomers =/= free money to millenials dipshit

>>54849951
>Just find a ticker posted here with a picture of a qt anime girl attached and just buy
How is that any different from tarot reading (which I do)?

>>54850058
Are you doubting the legitimate power of qt anime girls?

>>54849978
>at the next dark ages in terms of terrible innovation/output for the next few hundred years
>the next few hundred years

>>54850038
4.65% which seems pretty good in comparison with the 7-year T-Bill

>>54850063
No, I'm just saying that invoking the Kabbalah is more relevant to the markets

>>54850067
I've just been letting my cash sit in SPAXX

Spy gonna make a big move here? Likes like setting up for a nice pump

>>54850055
how? daddy doesnt hand out that cheap money to his offspring. boomers are about blowing their retirement fund before they die and fucking/creating young single moms.

>>54849984
quick, risk free: Money market account earning 4.5% annualized
quick, 100x: buying far out of the money options on a regional bank
risk-fee, 100x: Buy and hodl sp500 for 60 years

Sorry you can't have all three at the same time

Got heemed on 0dte spy today despite a good opening.
This is my last RH trade: I'm all in on Tim Apple and then win or lose I start over somewhere else.
Shill me a good one. Who does it all? Stocks, Bonds, etc?

>>54850087
we need to get a good boomer hate thread going

>>54849973
Well, he's implying that they're at risk, so the play would be to long them

>>54850065
look at all developed countries populations. they are inverted. its unsustainable. its almost like success as a people IS the great filter.

>>54850083
>inb4 AAPL posts loss porn

my GCTK doin a lil sumthin

>>54850067
3 month treasury bill has 5.21% yield right now. Why you cucked yourself?

IEP reports tomorrow morning. Anyone else buying this gigadip?

Right now I have $700 in JEPQ and SJB. It's been flat, but pays about a net 6% dividend annually. Testing it for a few more months before I scale up

>>54850088
damn I did not know that, thanks for enlightening me

K time for someone to bake, not wasting my infinite wisdom at the end of the thread.

>>54849692
QUIT EXPOSING THE BUSINESS

>>54849148

literally bought yesterday, when they were red

>>54849978
Not to mention modern wars became shit at advancing humanity through competitive innovation because it all became about cyber warfare or optimizing how to blow other people up by remote.

I'll just keep waiting for mass produced carbon nano structures take off. Seems like the only thing after AI in the next couple decades that could lead to true innovation.

>>54850096
what makes you think population trends are significant factor in the rate of technological progress?

Banking...

>>54850110
It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything.

you shit on the early bakers and yet now we will surely die here

>>54850138
>>54850096
We've only had unlimited growth since the 50s because of an unprecedented population boom. Every year the population increased by a large percentage, which means more adults, more children, more debt, more consumption. You slow down the rate of growth, you slow down everything. I don't think we'll see a decline in human population, ecosystems always reach a balance, but it will be crab city for a while

>>54850138
Humanity rides on the backs of those one in a billion people. If you have more people, you have more odds of getting those turbo geniuses

Banking

>>54850157
The last SMG is still in the catalog. Learn to 4chanX and subscribe to the thread to pin it to the top.

>>54850138
its a net distressor on the health of a functioning nation. how are the youth supposed to be able to innovate if they are working to support 2 elderly and 2 disable persons via taxation. I think you must either be ignorant or trolling if you really cannot come to the conclusion yourself.

>>54849893
I sold all my longs yesterday before FOMC and went short and you just tossed money in blindly. You are the shoeshine nigger for sure. At least spend 2 seconds looking at any chart and see we are at a local top and crabbing dickhead

>>54849968
LABD
SQQQ

>>54850167
This is exactly my point. it wont be dark ages like history but more like a crab on human growth. Which will be devastating to us a species, especially over multiple generations.

>>54849968
ZION

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>>54850027
generational wealth

>>54850188
Look at technological innovation in europe after black death and compare with where asia ended up with their population surpluses. Your conclusion ain't as obvious as you may think it is.

>>54849968
>>54850203
LABU

All right. Im the shoe shine nigger then. How does it feel having less money than a shoe shine nigger kek.
>studied the chart
nigger this shit goes up and down whenever the jews in the JewSA want it.
Muh fed
muh hike rent with 25 basis points
Read the protocols of Zion

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>>54850236
This was a great read. Thank you.