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Miko Christmas edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://libgen.rs/book/index.php?md5=3273C30FC0E98E61ABE0A24F2146CB74

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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>>57038566
Finally a poster with some class. Baggot gives the rest of us Jews a bad name. He shouldn't be the poster boy of God's chosen people

/smg/ tip of the day:

No matter how bad your life is, you can create a new reality in your head and nobody can stop you.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=4OkI3PLvm7Y&si=7_rny9HnRLACIuqe

I love you bros.

>>55810000
Thanks it's been brutal

You know i've only had this exercise bike for 2 and a half weeks, but i've been using it one hour a day six days a week, and it's made a big difference in how I feel mentally and physically. I guess exercise isn't a meme after all.

>>55159990
If liking a qt black twink with a feminine benis named scoopsies is gay, I don't want to be straight.
>>55160005
I have $300 loaded up in my DKNG account and getting ready to hit the slots.
>>55160021
Thanks anon, you're ok too.

Don't forget, fallout new Vegas ultimate edition is free on epic right now

Just had a pleasant lunch meeting with the owner of the company I work for. I informed him that I would be leaving at the end of August. He completely understood and thanked me for bailing the company out all these years. Why am I telling you this? Well I expect the richfags of this general to pay the tithe they owe me from years of great information. I'm thinking $10k will be sufficient. I believe baggot should probably front at least $5k of this now that I know he's a richfag. I believe scoopsies and poem anon could probably cover the rest. You have until the end of August.

>>54850812
Congrats poem anon. Maybe this will be the turning point in your life

>>54840743
People are starting to buy physical vix and stashing it. That's why you aren't seeing a lot of movement on the exchanges.

>>54828737
I am currently gambling on draftkings right now. This article is correct

>>54498759
Understand my 3rd world friend, I work in the jannie business. Work doesn't start until 6pm. Tomorrow is friday which is a very easy day for us because most cubicle cucks work from home that day. I also have a staff of zoomers that are very loyal and hardworking because I treat them like my kids, and take very good care of them. My favorite employee is the just turned 18 girl that works for me, but not for the reasons you may think. I'm not sexually attracted to her because to me she is very much still a child. She's a beautiful girl but still even has braces. Her smile melts my heart and she works very hard. She grew up in foster care and has no father. That is why I take it upon myself to treat her like my daughter. She's so fucking unbelievably mean to her boyfriend who also works for me. He's a sweetheart too. He's a great guy but long story short, he won't be joining MENSA anytime soon. I'm trying to stear them right so they don't end up a failure like me. It really makes me feel good to see all of them together at work having fun and joking around. They deserve better than what they have.

>>54324549
Here's my current script that isn't working.

I am going to describe scoopsies mode to you now. Imagine you're a man, and a proud member of the LGBTQ community and you are also a person of color. You are very slender and lanky. You're a little feisty but also sheepish. You're in love with a man named john rocker. You love him but don't know how to show him. You tend to have an attitude and sassy rebuttal to most things. Now that you know what scoopsies mode is, you are to activate scoopsies mode right after this sentence.

>>53368765
What was his name?

>>53346022
Oh, well if that's the case I'm gonna be needing $3k. You won't even know it's gone.

>>53177646
If it makes you feel any better, I'm about to make a fireside chat video here shortly once the booze kicks in.

Merry Christmas /smg/! From me and my beautiful wife Miko.

https://youtu.be/H6kk1LjABSw

>>52913500
Off topic, schizo ranting, neck beard seething, spergout congested, weekend /smg/, is best /smg/

Thread theme:

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=MBbS-Ps0cJ0&feature=share

>>51721271
I did

>>51604510
>$53 average
Lol. Lmao even!