/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>OP
Good morning, frens.
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.042 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.8 (17.95) million shares DRS'd by Oct. 29th, 2022
>Previously 71.3 (17.825) M shares by end of Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Monday RRP: 2,107.775B, 102P = 20.664B per (roughly)
Tuesday RRP: 2,076.548B, 109P = 19.051B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19941/html
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19946/html
>FY22 Q3 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
>BlackRock and Vanguard increased their GME stakes +300% Feb 22 to Feb 23

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>tfw MOASS

Baker is a 700lb landwhale faggot jannie

kek hedgies

>>53720397
Fuck off shill.

i wonder whats gonna happen

Citadel is long.
Point 69 is long.
Nobody is short.
Baggies are fuk

>>53720413
Pedophile detected

small ooo for the boys

MOASS will never happen. It’s a silly pipe dream.

>>53720423
being net long shares doesnt mean ya dont have a ton of short xrt, or a crazy deriv position buried in swaps ie the CFTC

I dont understand why fidelity lends all of my AMC shares but doesnt offer to lend a single share of GME

kek baggies

>>53720472
i dont understand why u have gaymc

>>53720460
Wrong. Long position cancel out shorts. They can hold long for infinity pool, then always collateral met cheque made

>>53720477
i made 73k trading options last year, avg cost of shares was 40 pre split… im up 100% on my shares retard

holy shit shills are working overtime this week

>>53720458
kek, what a sad individual

>>OP
Genuine question: it's been like two years. At what point will you realize that this shit squeezed once and won't squeeze again? This shit just seems like a of sunk cost fallacy.

My gemmies are feeling pretty good right now.

>>53720483
sure on the ticker itself… too bad its spread across xrt, swaps, etc

>>53720508
at the same point you get indoor plumbing

Hedgies actually ran out of money to keep spoofing the entire s&p. Now they can only spoof memes and retailer stocks to track GME. We are literally less than 2 years away from moass

I FEEL THE PRESSURE, UNDER MORE SCRUTINY. AND WHAT I DO? BUY MORE GME

I expected a run in March anyway because of some dates aligning, and if the settlement changes, I expect it will be even bigger. Any time even seemingly small things are adjusted like the date of a quarterly earnings call getting moved up a week, we tend to rip. I think it's due to all the spinning plates they must have, just one change throws their whole game into chaos.

>>53720439
ooo

>>53720553
Luv ya, YeBot.

>>53720508
if someone is experiencing a sunk cost fallacy, it means they are continuing to invest resources (such as time or money) into something that is not likely to provide a return, simply because they have already invested so much. In situations like this, it can be helpful to step back and reassess the situation objectively, without considering past investments. This can help someone determine whether it makes sense to continue investing resources, or whether it would be better to cut their losses and move on.

Just my two scents that I thinked with my own brain for this occasion when you wrote your message

>>53720494
Faggot baggots literally can't stop chatting shit. I'm sure someone up would feel so emotionally attached to their shit bags that they immediately jump to reply to a "kek baggies" with angry lies to make themselves feel better. Absolutely pathetic.

>>53720508
Genuine Question: what's wrong with investing into a forward thinking company with 0 debt

>>53720593
>forward thinking company
lol, this is what baggies actually believe.
>0 debt
Accounts payable (their overdue bills) currently outweigh cash

Old news but a whole bunch of Wells notices went out yesterday. At least a dozen. Enjoy the sweet wine of victory.

>>53720587
faggot Nigeria seething more than their response, bump the thread with another paragraph bitch tits

Genuine wonderers woke up

>>53720593
>forward thinking
>sells funko-pops and NFTs
lol, lmao

>>OP
What is this pattern referred to as?

>>53720615
>>53720627
>nothing to say
I accept your concession, enjoy your shitpost salary

>>53720643
Label your charts you dumb nigger

>how to guaranteed grow your dividend income every year the portfolio

>>53720583
>my two scents
You have waaaay more than two scents and we smell you coming a mile away

a single letter o

>>53720626
Did he really buy the original US constitution?

Why doesn't my wife want me to become a sperm donor? They've offered me $150 per jerk off sesh.

That's too good to be true. $1200 a month just to jerk off? Unbelieveable

>>53720682
There are 13 ‘originals’

>>53720494
Absolutely based my dude. Have been trying to get into options and have been playing the wheel strategy this year and it's been working so far. I already have a fat stack of gme DRS'd but have been wanting to play the stock in the wheel strategy on my brokerage, with gme being as flat as it is would you recommend in the money CSPs or should I still play it safe with out of the money? This stock is a fucking gold mine in selling contracts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxlRJsQ7p2k

CLF, SXC and X

>>53720686
cuz it breaks her image of you, how she sees you is what gets broken. Just ask raise in your company, don't play games

>>53720686
Your soul gets incarcerated in those offspring. It’s a great cosmic joke. You’d actually be screwing yourself over if they get abused or molested

>>53720722
100%

The stock should just keep going up. No more teasing, just up and only up.

>>53720686
It's wrong because you are providing the means to create a human soul then abandoning it to be raised by some obese, man hating 'powerful' feminist.

Get ready to ooo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWblR8Prrzc

>>53720686
He didn't offer her the job?
>>53720722
And if they solve contained continual fission fusion?

>>53720722
This is nonsensical fantasy thinking on par with a medieval peasant’s understanding of reality.

CAM ON GAME STOCK CAM ON 100 CAM ON LETS FAKKIN GO KICK SAM FAKKIN HEDGIE ASS CAM ON

>>53720583
your scents smell like mutton and curry, just my two cents

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

Look at those FTDs

>>53720844
>2-year low price
>somehow convince yourself that’s bad for shorts

>>53720844
you must be lost. Retard town is back thaaaaaaat way

>>53720844
>6,090,149
Wtf is habbening

>>53720907
The 6million failed to deliver

I woke up screaming again. My mom came to check on me and said I was yelling MOASS and Rain Code again. She's pressuring me to move out lately but I've told her the housing market is shit and I will not be a slave paying all of my money to a landlord

Wooow!!

>A shorter settlement cycle should see fewer defaults and thus help cut margin deposit costs, thereby reducing the chances of such a scenario recurring, according to the SEC.

So for the past year and a half that I have been supporting shorter settlement cycles, dave lauer, susan trimbath, and many other apes have pushed is actually the biggest advantage for hedgefund and banks.

They will never default anymore or be required to post deposit collateral the shorter the settlement goes.

Once the settlement for stocks is 1 day or less, these hedgefunds will never default or be margin called.


Congratufuckulations you morons, SuperStonk really has been a hedgie plant and used to manipulate retail to vote for things we don't understand to help their agenda.

See how SuperStonk isnt talking about this? It will happen before May 24th, 2023, once that happens, MOASS IS OFFICIALLY DEAD! WHAT THE FUCK!

>>53721002

Post MOASS I will be investing heavily into guillotine manufacturing... for educational purposes.

>>53721086
Time to invest in the 21st century, fren! Pulling that blade up every time is very tiring.

>>53720615
>Accounts payable (their overdue bills) currently outweigh cash
No it doesn't.

>>53721040
Try posting again, but this time without reddit spacing.

Pump on no news?

Uh oh Kennies!

>>53721040
lmao the absolute state of the shills
hahahahahahahaha

>>53721155
>up to $21
>celebrating this

>>53721183
This. It's probably just the algo anyways

>>53721094
I don't want this stained-tooth fat fuck to make it with us. What gives?

>>53721319
I wonder if he was against Kenny from the beginning. No doubt there are hedgies out there that would love to destroy Citadel.

>>53721337
LORE UPDATE

BAGGIES HAVE NOW ADDED WHITE HAT HEDGE FUNDS

>>53721183
>noooo don't celebrate or my boss will hit meee

>>53721354
They’re not even fudding anymore now they’re just whining.

>>53721373
Can't imagine what it's like being so fucking useless and incompetent their only value is shitposting anonymously

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This conspiracy stuff with GME and other meme stocks really is a match made in heaven for this website. It's just financial /pol/ here. Just like them you'll be crying about how you were "cheated" out of what you wanted by "them". When in reality you were just a bunch of gullible retards huffing on copium.

>>53721319
Emotional trauma? Talmudist neurosis can lead to bad outcomes.
Then again, all those baggies put a nice carpet under an otherwise struggling business. Maybe that was the goal the whole time, and he's been playing decades while you've been seeking the bell.

>>53720593
Nothing, but we both know that isn't what's going on here.

>53721444
>admitting you don't belong here and don't even like being here

>>OP
baggot cope general

>>53720873
>why don't they cover?

>53721444
You concern for my finances makes my peepee hard. Tyfys. Absolutely wasted digits.

>>53721484
faggot
have fun dying poor

wen GME/Teddy/BBBY merger reveal

>53721502
I put 30k into gme and it could all get burned tomorrow and I likely won’t die as poor as you will. Cope faggot.

These have to be bots posting in this thread.

How can anyone who owns GME not fucking get outraged that settlement dates are being lowered which is going to prevent HedgeFunds from being margin called or post collateral.

The whole reason why they have to post collateral or deposits or get defaulted is because they have that 2 day settlement period to do fuck shit and fuck with our finances and settlement value of stocks.


This is turn would mean a shorter settlement= hedgefunds never get defaulted, margin called, or require collateral.

Can I have an honest and intelligent discussion with another ape about this, SuperStonk just banned my account for posting about it.

>>53721444
Wrong. GME did a share dividend to shake the shorts and the DTCC literally refused to deliver shares to foreign brokers because they need every single share in the U.S. The tom foolery is 100% verified. A systemic-naked-short-position exists and ALL shorts must rebuy their positions. GME squeeze is 100% fact. It simply hasn't happened because the hedgies will go bankrupt.

I put $50 into GME and sold it for $200 and never looked back because I'm not a retard who invests in brick and mortar stores that sell downloadable products.

>>53721530
The company hasn't posted a profit for a couple of years now. Why on Earth would they blow their remaining cash acquiring an even worse performing retailer? So they can go bankrupt even faster?

>>53721531
Sure you did lmfao, dumb fuck baggie
We all believe you

>>53721560
>>53721562
Say the line, shillies

>>53721550
Too bad there's literally no one to enforce this or any company out there actually taking steps to protect their shareholders

>>53721094
Unusual whales is propaganda. Complete made up sewage. Every thing they report is bait. You have to go .

>>53721455
I know you're not paying attention to quarterly progress and I'm not going to spoonfeed your baby bullshit

>>53721579
Wrong again. We did a share dividend and injected forced leverage into the shorts. They are absolutely fucked despite their attempts to hide the problem. We already won and the back offices of the DTCC are raging infernos because on an institutional level we just sniffed out a massive conspiracy to commit securities fraud.

>>53721094
You have to go back.

>>53721573
Can't actually argue against my point so you post a shitty meme as a rebuttal - classic.

>>53721613
>GameStop: "We did everything right on our end. Check with the DTCC if you believe you did not get your dividend"
>Anon: "Hey DTCC, we didn't get a proper dividend"
>DTCC: "Looks alright to us :)"

Cue another year of absolutely nothing happening but they're absolutely choking on that poison pill just trust the plan

>>53721573
>always
>be
>seething

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

Anytime someone posts Kek baggies, I hear it in that retards gay ass voice from the Texas GameStop and Bed Bath videos

GUYS SELL IM CONCERNED FOR YOUR FINANCIAL WELL BEING.....PLEASE SIRS

>>53721632
>flat out denies the written paperwork detailing the nature of the share dividend and how the DTCC processed it in an entirely different way
>People realize you are arguing in bad faith and start posting memes because arguing in good faith back is a waste of time
Enjoy picking up your teeth.

>>53721560
>Collectables figurines
>Computer parts
>TV, Monitors, Projectors
>Clothing
>Light fixtures and LEDS
>Furniture
>Cellphones
>Speakers
>Cameras

>>53721624
Wrong.
>>53721632
You're just a liar and I owe you nothing.
>>53721646
Sneed

Get fucked shillies. Jews did 9/11 and the Holocaust never happened but it should have.

ATTENTION ALL FRENS

ATTENTION ALL FRENS

ALL FRENS ARE REQUIRED TO REPORT IN AND STAND BY FOR LAUNCH
PUMP ENGINEERS ARE FUELLING THE SQUEEZE AS WE SPEAK

NO NON-FRENS OR HEDGE FUND MANAGERS ALLOWED

WAGMI

>>53721717
LET'S GO! RELEASE THE KRAKEN, RYAN!

>>53721717

RRP 2,011.998

PARTICIPANTS 96

https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/desk-operations/reverse-repo

>>53721717
Do the needful fren

>>53721691
Vinyl, instruments, skateboards, guns

>>53721701
I'd hate the Jews too if one of them conned me into holding a failing game retailer as its chairman.

>>53721600
Of course you did retard
Anybody smart left this play 2 YEARS ago
Keep buying, keep holding. I want you to hold this shitstock to the grave

Anyways I'll check back in after you all get diluted in the next 12 months. It will be entertaining to see you all perform mental gymnastics to justify why it's actually bad for short sellers to increase the amount of shares available.

>>53721806
You ain't going anywhere. You're here out of pure desperation because the BBBY regsho pop is going to snowball straight into GME and the shorts know it.

>>53721788
bleed

>>53721806
make a trip code, screenshot, and comeback in one year then you battered woman

>>53721717
that rocket is beautiful though, just to think that everything starts with a thought. Once you can see it in your mind - you can make it a reality. Burgers, you had great grandparents. Niggers got to you lately. Post moass make America great again!

>>53721806
Does your shift manager know you're taking a year long sabbatical?

How /comfy/ are we COINbros?

>>53721717
Launch it.

>>53721907
You've been linked to the /GME/ general fren.

>>53721835
I genuinely can't tell anymore if people actually believe that people are being paid to trash meme stocks here. This board does not have any influence on such a large market cap.

You guys really can't wrap your heads around the fact that people like to laugh at retards?

anyone hella comfy atm?

>>53721923
>back before the year is over
always knew you were a bitch by the way you type

The basket is breaking. Noah's Ark is full. No one else will make it.

>>53721923
They even got trips to Disneyland and you don't believe it?

any new UFO sightings for my ayy lmoass?
I've fully embraced the idea that our universe is a simulation, and somehow got extremely silly.

>>53721953
Kek sure told him

>>53721717
I report in chief

>>53721717

>>53721717
reporting in

>>53721717
reporting for dooty, booty and cooty

>>53721717
I'm ready fren

>>53721717
reporting and holding

>>53721717
I’ve been ready for two years, captain.

Why is we green today?

>>53722308
If it's not >10 digits, it's still for reasons of fuckery

We're gonna hit $24 dolleritos today.

>>53721953
As long as I keep getting (you)s, I'll keep coming back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSZcZsMriCE

MYK HYN WINS

Is the news about point72 being used to explain the increase in price today? It always seems like whenever GME goes up a lot, the media has some story ready.

>>53722381
It's almost like media's lying

>>53721546
No, i piss on ur face

>>53721717
standing by

im going to bed. fuck you all! see you guys tomorrow

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>>53721717
Shalom. Poomp et.

>>53721546
Settlement is fake, it's not even the start of the issue. How can a broker have settled shares if they're sitting on an FTR. Dole had this problem years ago, settlement date is meaningless when you have multiple times the number of beneficial owners all thinking they own the same share.

Imagine the serenity you will feel when MOASS is here. Probably great orgasm I will ever have in my life.

ding ding it's WAGMI time

If you'd take one group of survivors, would you save AMCnogs or BBBaggies?

>>53722561
MOASS will never happen. Imagine yourself years from now, still waiting for it as it slowly dawns on you that you got scammed.

i'm beating the market woooo

>>53722574
AMCniggers, so somebody can clean my car and do the gardening
BBBaggies are beyond help


>tfw i know 1 nigger who sold all GME to buy BBBaggy
i wish to see him in the psychward shortly

>>53721717
>NO HEDGE FUND MANAGERS ALLOWED
well, who's gonna tell him?

Do I buy long dated calls (~1 year) with my next paycheck or just more shares guys?

>>53721773
>You know you've made it when you buy a turtleneck.
He's not circumcized.

>>53721319
>>53721337
>>53721451
>>53721581
>>53721622
there is a 45-day lagtime on 13-F filings. every hedge fund capitalized on further rehypothecation of $GME with double-digit interest rates that are due on short-term settlement dates despite the synthetic security itself never being due. you guys gotta understand that hedge funds... hedge

>>53722596
>tfw i know 1 nigger who sold all GME to buy BBBaggy
M-MASAKA

>>53722370
Whoever made this or posted this knows about the truth of the universe

>>53722607
gamestop has larger levels of IV there is a big time premium on that
you can buy it but gotta understand that your break-even is going to be pretty substantial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD7sw0bf1ms

another anon linked this to me last week, it's a comfy watch

>>53722574
>save oiu or aarons apes
I'd rather crop dust them on my way to making it.

>>53722670
I don't know if anyone is going to take me seriously but here it goes; I know I have seen a very deep truth of the universe but still have accepting it into my heart. I hate(d) myself for my whole life, and now there's the Self/Anima/Shadow and collective unconscious that is telling me how to move forward.

And it told me 1st of march, but I'm nowhere near the progress I have to make to accept it into my heart. But it didn't tell me the year, it's either this year or next one.

I suspect next one... because I have a lot of integration left to do. But Gamestop is real it told me.

>>53721717
my body is ready

>>53722607
Seeing as moass is this month, go with calls.

>>53722727
1pbtid
Shares it is

快適にお過ごし、/ジエミ/。

>>53722707
>A divine power has reached out and touched anon.
WAGMI

>>53722746
Yes but god it's so difficult, if anyone wants to honestly know more I would be glad to talk about my experience. Is anyone listening? I need to order it for myself, but it would help if anyone genuinely was interested

>>53722742
Not my fucking problem

>>53722667
WHATever

>>53721717
Is it time?

>>53721546
>I got banned on Leddit and everyone is ignoring me here!
Maybe you are posting absolute garbage when you should be searching up terms on investopedia and learning how this shit actually works

>>53722779
I H@>e a G0D te@ch3r :))

>>53722744
Checked.

>>53721717 17 17
Hi frens!
WAGMI!

>>53722756
What was your life like before you experienced this?

How long has it been going on?

Do you tell people?

Did it happen out of the blue or after an event?

>>53722756
do it anon

>>53722707
Even demons are getting in on pump-and-dumping you rubes, lol

>>53722707
It looks like you laid it out. What more do you want to discuss?

>>53722756
Go on. I'm listening.

>>53722440
Someone needs to remake this with the train crash on tv

>>53722804
Heard about it the same time I was reading about 97% effectiveness of comirnaty, telling everyone around me this vaxx stuff doesn't makt sense; as usual, nobody listenened, and now they cry about death of their kids and it's got nothing to do with the vaxx, still.
funny isnt it,

>>53722842
The vaccine isn’t dangerous, though.

did chobani really post here? how did that anon know we would poompa at that moment?

I've decided from today forward I'm not going to shower, and I'm going to keep wearing the same clothes so that when I go back to the office in March I will be extra stinky. You know what? I think I'll just be stinky until MOASS. I'll be stinky and get nothing done at the office while I watch GME. Wish me luck frens.

>>53722574
AMC.
They where at least caught in the initial craze and most of them shit the fuck up a long time ago. BBBY was the most obvious scam and happened so late in the saga I don't care about anyone that jumped ship for it.

>>53722864
Somebody predicts we’re gonna pump everyday. Is it your first day here?

>>53722887
yeah but he said in 11 minutes and then it started exactly 11-12 minutes later

>>53722862
Only 16% of the US have the most recent booster. 74% are basically unvaxxed. So it never mattered to begin with.

>>53722862
Cope.

>>53722827
>>53722820
>>53722805
>>53722804
I was in fear my whole life. The Western Scientific Paradigm would call it Generalized Anxiety Disorder.

So I searched my whole life for a solution, it was in vain. I worked out, I tried self-improvement, nothing worked. I wish I was better at writing and telling my story. So much has happend.

Things changed. I'm not healed yet, but I know my path now. I know my destiny. And this is my story of how I came to find it.

It all started with the internet...as it does for our generation.

>>53722937
you have iodine deficiency.

Just woke up. What's with this volume?

>>53722951
No. This is all in the mind.
Everything is in the mind.
The universe is mental.

But I will tell you how I came to find this inner truth.

>>53722973
>But I will tell you how I came to find this inner truth.
You bought BBBY?

>>53722937
>>53722951
Did you have a goiter?

i'm getting gay divorced, how can i profit from this?

>>53722991
No, but goiter is one of the many symptoms of not having enough iodine in your system. If you're not big on seafoods and eggs, you probably have a deficiency, but not enough to poomp your thyroid.

>>53722973
What exercises of the mind do you use?

>>53720064
>The stupid memes about watermelons
I agree with the rest of what you said, but I guess if it's not a pepe, wojack, or yet another Choen meme it's the end of the world for you.

>>53722937
I get you fren. For so much of my life, I've felt that something was just flat out wrong. Like I was incompatible with this reality. I've tried so hard to defy this by keeping my head down and moving forward like the other cattle. I've wracked my brain trying to figure out how to be free from this yet I could never find a solution, until I found GME. It's the only hope I have left in this rotten world. It's a hope that I can take comfort in; a light in the dark that I can look towards and know that I will finally be able to defy my life in this cage.

Why did we pump baggie bros?

>>53722998
hire a gay attorney to gay fuck your spouse out of their gay part of your gay community property.

Sorry I can't guys. I'm weak I need more time to learn how to order everything that happend. I will come back and tell you everything some day.

Please do not forget. First of March, I will tell my story.

>>53722973
Holding with these psychedelic-addicted freaks is the biggest fud

>>53723007
Iodine is in table salt for this reason.

>>53720553
sterling

>>53722937
Can you guys not. Being called baggie is enough. Now we are all schizo too

>>53723047
God speed anon.

>>53723054
>Iodine is in table salt for this reason.
You would be surprised to know that most table salt in the US is NOT iodized.

>>53721880

Kek shills

>>53723047
I'll tell you what happened to me these last two years. I'm not weak. I know what happened.
I don't talk to spirits and I don't have any dates. I just know MOASS is on the way and I'm helping pull it here.

>>53721546
Here's a tip
>go to r/unpopular opinion & sort by rising
>respond to unique posts with a funny comment top level comment and replies to several other top comments
>rake in upvotes
It's harder if you're honest but if you just want to circle jerk and act like a redditor it's an easy way to make some updoots. Then you'll be able to post on SS within 3 months. Churning my like 8th account because I always go off the deep end.

>>53723076
Because of the sea salt craze, yes. A doctor friend of mine started seeing goiters in the last few years, when before if was pretty much unheard of.

>>53721717
WAGMI

>>53721717
Fren reporting for lift off

>>53723121
A demon told you that. It comes from the father of lies. You live in sin.

>>53723267
How can one differentiate between demons and angels?

Steve Cohen bought gamestock?
https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/steve-cohen-point72-tesla-elon-musk-gamestop-meme-stocks-portfolio-2023-2

>>53723242
WAGMI

>>53723330
One is a hallucination telling you to do bad things, the other is a hallucination telling you to do good things.

>>53723267
>imagine listening to demons
No one told me anything, the fuck are you on about? I just perceive truth, no demons or entities involved.

>>53723377
That’s exactly how a demon presents itself.

>>53723357
See banks buying credit default swaps right before the mortgage crash. Doesn't matter to us whose body it is floating up in the wreckage, we get paid all the same.

>>53723357
I love how that GME is a "surprise" and I love how the msm tries to explain it away whenever someone invests in it. Like "oh lol just meme stocks haha!" and no one questions why someone this rich and powerful would ever put money in GME.

When you see a bunch of people putting more money into GME is when you know we are winning, because they know something is about to come and the MSM scrambles to try it make it seem like that person is dumb.

>>53722574
I'd prefer not to save either, but if I had to save one it would have to be popcorntards. At least they have mostly shut up about the idea of a merger based on nothing, whereas the toweltards have based their entire investment thesis on it.

>>53723414
Is it not how the divine presents itself?

>>53723446
No.

>>53722998
Get a sex change before the proceedings are finished. Women tend to win in divorces.

>>53723444
checked and kekd
I forgot AMC had an independent bullish case (DA MOOBIES) while BBBaggies have ZERO.

>>53723444
Digits. My cousin was a poptard in the beginning. She made 20k and then stopped trading stocks because it gave her a panic attack. It's probably better that way.

>>53723457
Just wear fake tits and identify as a woman. No need to go all the way.

>>53723457

You know you’ve won when the shills lower themselves to argue on the spiritual plane.

>>53723717
according to shill insiders, they'll suck whatever dick's in front of them as long as it gets them you's

>>53723717
>Ken Griffin had to hire a team of astral shamans just in case the schizo ramblings on the Mongolian star charting forum were right

It's weird how SPY hasn't budged at all.

All the crypto assets assets, basket stocks are moving. Overall market is flat. Are the collateral stocks getting hit to offset?

bros are we gonna crab back to testing $18 support or is this our slow ascent to paradise

holy shit popcorn is up 32% YTD

HOW LMFAO

>>53723923
Oh god... amsneed was the real play this whole time...

>>53723987
>>53723923
I can't believe I bought the wrong stock. I'm fucking felted.

>>53723923

Retail sales were up in January apparently, probably good for earnings.

Er, guys.
What's happening with le heckin' yahoo?

This pump is contrived bullshit.

>>53724133
That's it. It's over. We've been delisted.

I am pleased to have shared this pump with you

>>53724133
I think we need Big Dick Dave Lauer to investigate.

>>53724185
You can shove this pump straight up your ass! Unless it's Carl closing, then sure

ooooooo?

>>53724301
Nooooooo

>>53724330
Based ooo husher

>>53724150
DTCC RAN OUT OF SHARES

>>53724330
Oh, nvm then. I was going to set off MOASS in after hours, but if you'd prefer we can do it in two more years.

>>53724401
The (((glitch))) has been (((corrected))).

>>53723242
Ready for frens!

Guys, how do you deal with the side effects of finasteride whilst holding GME?

kek ledgefunds kek!

kek dumbfuck shillies

hedgies on ledgies

>>53721717
Anon here. Automated defense geah is mounted and running. All systems green. We are go for take off.

>>53721094
>>53721319
I wonder if what we're seeing on these GME+ institutional filings are all the shares that they collectively pooled into DRS for the rugpull attempt. Now they're stuck showing them on their filings since they pulled them out of DRS.

I love that gme lifts the whole market with it. The last bull trap just before moass is going to be brutal. This could be the beginning.

>>53724901
Oh holy shit that’s actually a really good theory.

>>53720397
at least they don't cheat on spouses in their dreams liek a fucking Dog.
i even fail you in my dreams

AMC bros HOLY FUCKING SHIT what was that?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>53725065
AMC2 SISTERS NOT LIKE THIS AIIIEEEEEEEEE

>>53725022
It will never have a spouse because it is a pathetic subhuman, even by troon standards.

>>53724901
I wonder what they did with the shares after they deregistered. I wonder if they sold them after deregistering to drive the price down, in which case they would have been selling in the $16-$20 range. IDK when they bought them, but it must have been in the $25-$40 range.
Imagine losing not only on the short selling side, but simultaneously on the long side as well kek

>>53724133
Just another solar flair glitch. Keep it moving and join my grift for change.

>>53720397
kek BBBaggie BBBaker finds out it's hard to maintain a general with just his multiple devices.

Crypto bros HOLY FUCK

>>53725065
over 1M in volume in AH after 46M today

>>53725099
yeah yeah whatever you say
the only subhuman I know is the monster in each of us
who the hell am I to judge the tranny? Who knows what they've been through
it's niggers like us who have everything but still act like pieces of shit; lacking empathy for our fellow human beings
I can't speak for you, maybe you're just a bot or a troll

but I sure do some fucking dumb things lemme tell ya anonymous

>>53725157
Keith is the BBBY baker faggot. I hate both equally.

>>53725200
shut up faggot
i only got two lines in to your little homo blogpost
you should kill yourself too

>>53725224
>Keith is the BBBY baker faggot
MASAKA

>>53724762
what side effects? it's totally normal to feel like a woman while having significantly less money to invest

Options shills are going to come out tomorrow because they are reporting on Steve Cohen buying. Check em.

Pleasr dao hasn’t been talked about in a while. Does everyone remember them during the wutang saga?

>deleted
>the landwhale tranny jannie baker strikes again
end yourself

>>53725294
Yeah and the backwards guy who borrowed RC's hoodie

why can't they just let us moon

>>53725322
Checked and they’re suddenly active on YouTube again since the original wu-tang video.

>>53725244
Ah that must be it. Thx fren

>>53725350
Because then they have to hit the pavement and they're not ready for that.

>>53725249
That one faggot who types... like this...
and says u should just throw 20 dollars at options... will probably be on that shift

I wonder if RC thinks about us.

>>53724901
Oh HAHAHA

>>53725376
Ken Griffin sure as hell thinks about us

>>53724901
I'm pretty sure those shares were only ever borrowed, and they returned them after unDRSing.

oh-ow Kennies about to ledgies?

>BREAKING: The US FTX judge has ordered the names of the two backers of Sam Bankman-Fried’s $250 million bail to be made public.

>One is Andreas Paepcke. Paepcke is a Senior Research Scientist at Stanford.

>The other Larry Kramer. Kramer is the former dean of Stanford Law School.

>>53725355
based and hair pilled

>>53725350
Because they’ve been smearing the contagion of gme shorts all over every single element of the market. The only people making it and not killing themselves is anyone net long gme. Which it seems more and more like only retail.

>>53725224
lol
lmao
whatever
see you on the moon loser ;)

>>53725399
checked and blech'ed

>he castrated himself with hair tranny pills just before he became a billionaire and could to impregnate dozens of beauties even while bald

>>53725354
Maybe it was Icahn in the hoodie?

>never been at a lower point in my life
>gme mooning is the only thing stopping me from ending it
>we are still here at 20
I hate everything

>>53725508
Please DRS before you kill yourself
And don’t forget to switch to book so we can wagmi! :)

>>53725411
The utilization still being 100% makes it appear as if whatever has been lent, is still lent though.

>>53725508
I think you need some feed and seed.

>>53725508
it's coming soon anonymous
just relax man we're on the right timeline
no hiccups that weren't already accounted for by people far smarter than you

so fuckin chill out buddy; we're on the Precipice of WAGMI'ing

>>53725413
nobody care about this? its pretty bigly as it ties kenny to friedman

>>53725508
me too bro, me too

>>53725508
PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER, PUSSY.

>>53725413
>>53725597
KEK, perhaps even PAEPCKEK.
This strengthens the theory that FTX is helping kennoid with tokens
>inb4 BBBY too

>>53725593
LMAO slug id. lol, lmao, even

>>53725597
I mean it's nice to see the connection made but kinda already knew it was happening for a while, I can't really think of anyone else that would need several billion non-backed tokenized stocks to use as locates to borrow other than someone like a market maker. It was honestly pretty brazen to have done it as openly as it was.
>>53725599
>>53725508
Have faith frens. It's all you need.

>>53725716
1 Slug for Kenny
1 Slug for the Shills (line them up for the sweet collat)
1 Slug for whoever gives Kenny orders.

I think that's enough wouldn't you say anonymous?

>>53725777
Those digits would agree.

>>53723014
>The stupid memes about watermelons

>>53725798
>>53725798
>>53725798
Threaded.

>>53725508
Anon I just lost a 6 year relationship, picked her up and fixed her, we were planning our wedding this year and we were planning on trying for a baby this valentines day. Found out she cheated and got knocked up. She also took the dog that we raised from 1 month old and stole from me and my family. The way I see it, I dodged a bullet. Lifes a bitch but it doesnt mean you cant win. When life punches you, you fight back. We got this anons and we comfy as fuck.

>>53725856
*when life knocks you down, get up and give him another shot

>>53725813
oouu didn't even see that coming

>>53725856
my god you deserve an award for that diamond tough skin
but I feel that is the reward itself huh, fren?

UNFUCKINGTOUCHABLE YOU ARE

>>53725856
god speed anon.. these hoes ain't loyal. at least she exposed herself before you become a sugar daddy

>>53725777
Lucky 7's!