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>Basic Information
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
https://streamable.com/bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/r/GME/comments/mgucv2/the_everything_short
>^watch-along
https://youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
https://youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
https://youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>SEC 10-K Annual report
https://sec.report/Document/0001326380-22-000021
>GameStop Investor, NFT, & Wallet Sites
https://investor.gamestop.com/home
https://nft.gamestop.com
https://wallet.gamestop.com/

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
http://www.nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
https://www.nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
reddit.com/r/DDintoGME/comments/mnss65/the_apes_guide_to_the_galaxy_a_compilation_of_dds
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pb22oj/the_puzzle_pieces_of_quarterly_movements_equity
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pmj9yk/i_found_the_entire_naked_shorting_game_plan
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka/when_you_wish_upon_a_star_a_complete_guide_to
https://gmedd.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/GMEdd-GameStopValuation-16Nov21-1.pdf
>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/: >>53432935

As always:
>sneed hedgies

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>>53438318
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.042 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.8 (17.95) million shares DRS'd by Oct. 29th, 2022
>Previously 71.3 (17.825) M shares by end of Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Tuesday RRP: 2,048.386B, 100P = 20.48386B per
Wednesday RRP: 2,031.561B, 99P = 20.521B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
nft.gamestop.com/games
>Web3 Games open on Marketplace
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19941/html
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19946/html
>FY22 Q3 Earnings 8-K/10-Q

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

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Things really are picking up frens.

>> No.53438408

If digits then RC and Icahn have been stealthily stacking BBBY calls and bonds, in order to acquire it under TEDDY corp.
Cohen then trades his BBBY stake to Icahn in exchange for Icahn closing his GME short position, which is incredibly large, and sends the GameCoin price into $xxxx territory instantaneously.

>> No.53438422

Lmao crypto baggies unironically think they are going to $30k when it is clear they are going to 0 and fast

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wagmi
Maybe not today, possibly tomorrow, but undoubtedly we will make it someday soon

>> No.53438427

kek meltdownies

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Almost as if BBBY is part of the moass thesis

>> No.53438508

>>53437639
I not only am fine with holding with complete abject retards, but also 100% encourage them to buy because:
1) When we MOASS, it will be all the more humiliating to the shit hedge funds to have been bested by said group.
2) It is easier to convince them to A) mortgate their houses to buy GME and B) indoctrinate them into never selling
3) Post MOASS, they will be the ones who visibly end up in poverty in less than 2 years, making people think "Oh, all those stupid GME'ers who ruined the economy are bankrupt", or even if they don't go bankrupt will be the 'puclic' displays of wealth. Meanwhile, those of us with any kind of savvy will use them as cover to keep our heads low and not be seen with our billions.

>> No.53438514
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53438514

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Turtle Neck Bashing Fashion Nazis can do about it

WAGMI

>> No.53438520

>>53438514
I just need 1 cosplaying waifu. That's all.

>> No.53438523

>>53438508
We litteraly can't lose with all those retard on our side.

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What if we all just pretended that 10k is a good exit point? Like post about it and all. Then maybe they might believe us and let it rip to 10k.. then we just wouldnt sell lol.

I feel like that could work

>> No.53438567

>>53438551
If they a retarded enough to let it go to 10K instead of going straigth to millions.
Imagine the FOMO.

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>>53438567
>hedgies let it go to 10k
>lumfag fomo’s in again
>hedgies asspull one final scamwick that triggers the stop losses he was dumb enough to use
>we take off to Uranus
>the boggening is complete

>> No.53438635

Jesus Christ I hate you BBBY faggots so much

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>>53438635
they're gonna get acquired so fucking hard

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not writing it again didnt notice thread count

kek kathies

>> No.53438728

>>53438693
You: heh, Kenny better give me 100k per share or he isnt getting my bags of a dying video game retailer AT ALL!
Ken: ok

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>>53438423
>maybe not today, maybe not tomorra, but some day
>later that day we had MOASS

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I wonder if RC ever thinks about us?

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if ya smeeelllllll

>> No.53438768

Alrighty bois. Whats the plan if it shoots up 300% in a day then they freeze it for a week?

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>>53438745
i know he does

>> No.53438775

Poorton and Pauperton could really use a moass, Chohen. We can't afford your books, and I spent all my money on your stock when it was about twice as high as it is right now, so yeah.

>> No.53438777

>>53438768
masturbate furiously to a picture of ryan cohen

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>>53438768
they
need
all
of
them
everysinglefuckingone
4-20x the float amount
its over

>> No.53438802

>>53438768
Wait a week I guess. Kek. I’m not even considering thinking about selling a single share until it’s at least 20million per share. Even then I probably still won’t. I’m also not sure what mechanism and justification they would use to halt it for that long. If the government or anyone else attempted to do something like that I would have already won as it would likely lead to Minecraft.

>> No.53438805

>>53438635
Don't use the lords name in vain please.

>> No.53438808

>>53438777
The digits say to get a picture ready

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>Apple
Think it has anything to do with the XR headset?

>> No.53438829

Kiraverse is fucking garbage. When are they going to release an actual good game that might bring in a big audience?

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>>53438777
print one out and manifest this into reality for us whenever u find a moment

>> No.53438852

>>53438829
Can u imagine if it becomes more popular than fortnite tho

>> No.53438853

>>53438829
POKEMON NFTS

>> No.53438861

>>53438829
its coming, maybe not from a gamestop plat nft game, but a nft game that just pisses on "dlc" and "f2p" models WILL come from someone

>> No.53438875

>>53438814
i sure hope not

>> No.53438883

>>53438514
I need that in my life... I don't care if it has a dick.

>> No.53438901

>>53438853
shiny pokermins gonna redefine public opinion of NFT use value

>> No.53438924

>>53438875
Why?

>> No.53438946

>>53438924
apples using meta at least short term for their platform, and its a smart decision financially right now to piggy back off someone elses trillion dollar platform to see if adaptability really exists

it would be incredibly bullish and i wont pretend like it wouldnt be. i just wouldnt love it as a life long holder because if the offers are starting so laughably low they will never get the shares

>> No.53439012

I just found out my brother just crashed his motorcycle and died… he has 150 shares in DRS.

Hold me bros…

>> No.53439021

>>53439012
no...

>> No.53439030

>>53438728
You don't think Kenny boy should have to buy back all the FAKE shares he printed for a company that just went cash flow positive?
Somehow I don't care about your takes.

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>>53439012
if you aren't fooling..
Damn man that is awful. Hang in there.

>> No.53439048

>>53439012
More shares for the infinity pool!

>> No.53439063

>>53439012
If you know his login make sure u log in twice a year so his account will be able to hodl forever

>> No.53439071

>>53439012
tyfys brother o7

>> No.53439107

>>53439012
fuck man, if this is true I'm really sorry. Hang in there bro

>> No.53439129

baggies KEK

>> No.53439130

Inb4 it's fud or they post something really mean like an asshole after a bunch of people reply kindly.

>> No.53439146

>>53439012
condolences bud

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GME will win

>> No.53439175

>>53439012
Rest In Peace. You might be able to get access to the account if you can prove that you're an immediate family member and that he is deceased. Have you called Computershare to ask about it?

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>blocks your path

>> No.53439190

>>53439012
Stay strong anon

>> No.53439214
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>>53439012
sorry to hear that anon but if there's a silver lining it's that he died doing what he loved: holding GME

>> No.53439216

>>53439063
>this fud again

>> No.53439236

When do we get the quarter report ? Friday?

>> No.53439239

Dickriding Lauer at this point is insane, how fucking pozzed is faggit at this point?

>> No.53439313

>>53438551
they dont have the liquidity power to maintain a 10k/share stock. it would just rip upwards.

>> No.53439317

In the history of Cohen he has only had the word BUY in 2 tweets. Whiskey and Turtlenecks. Perhaps you need to get shares, now.

>> No.53439357

>>53439317
when did he tweet abt whisky

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>>53439317
Deposit clears Monday..

>> No.53439397

>>53439357
It takes money to buy whisky

>> No.53439406

>>53438777
the digits dont lie, guess i need to find a good chobani photo

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>>53439012
Damn, I'll buy more just to honor him.
>also tfw MOASS

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>>53439357

>> No.53439456

>>53439406
Preferably a deep fake of someone with big cans

>> No.53439520

>>53439433
literally nothing significant happened pricewise around that time when he tweeted though

>> No.53439525

>>53438749
Allright, this is it. Lets write a letter to the board, and demand them to release this picture as the nft dividend.

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>> No.53439537

>>53439012
If you can, adopt a dog or cat in his honor. It will help you deal with the loss.

>> No.53439565

>>53439536
>ken's gonna solo the fed and ppt to try and make it one more day
Absolutely retarded, but I must admit just the tiniest bit based. Not nearly as based as just paying me though.

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WAGBT

>> No.53439618

>>53439602
we all gonna buck this?

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>>53439618
I was thinking buy turtlenecks, but we will also buck things too

>> No.53439635

>>53439433
We are down since then though...

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Time to Buck-break some hedgies.

>> No.53439640

>>53439012
hang in there, anon.
may the force be with you.

>> No.53439704

if u need a chuckle go check Adam aarons twitter i cant be assed right now

can you imagine chobani thanking ken and citadel

jesus fucking christ

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its even better than i thought

What is a covenant waiver?
A covenant waiver is when a lender temporarily forgives a borrower's breach of a loan covenant. Lenders can specify different courses of action in covenant waivers, including unconditional forgiveness of a repayment obligation, a one-time waiver of a compliance obligation, or a new set of tests or conditions for a borrower to comply with.

>> No.53439738

Why might lenders waive repayment rights after a covenant breach?
Covenant waivers are a lender's formal way of saying to the borrower, "We recognize that you violated a covenant, but we're willing to look past it this time without forcing full repayment of your loan and shutting down this credit facility."

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wagmi

>> No.53439785

WAGMI, but trips

>> No.53439786

>>53439012
F
Sorry anon.

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>>53439630

>> No.53439815

>>53439704
The AMSneed riots when people figure out they got duped by a bcg affiliated apollo plant and don't get a squeeze are going to be brutal. Class 3/5 chimpening, would avoid major cities.
>the rapedick avatar post was still extremely funny, as was showing his dick on stream when his camera fell

>> No.53439830

>>53439433
This was the first time they kicked the can on the economy, right? I remember watching Bloomberg at the time, and they were getting more and more pessimistic until suddenly everything was hunky-dory again.

>> No.53439987

Some AHs movement. Nice

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>>53439012
F

I'm so sorry to hear that anon. The man died doing what he believed in. In this way, he lived a better and more meaningful life then most men ever will. Stay strong for him, and live your life so that you can look back on with pride that you fought for what you believed in too.

>> No.53440020

>>53439012
Condolences anon, I can't imagine what you're going through. Stay strong.

>> No.53440026

pelosi hammer vids about to drop, wondering if this is the start to some black swan shenanigans or just more of the same

>> No.53440039

After MOASS I'm getting into red light therapy, hyperbaric oxygen therapy and cold plunge baths. I'm already starting Wim Hoff breathing techniques and the breathing alone has me thinking waaay more clearly. I'm also going to extend my fasts and experiment with different nootropics, magic mushrooms and fixing my gut flora to make sure I'm as optimal as possible to bang skinny fit 18 year old sugar babies at my river forest estate.

>> No.53440043

>>53440026
>pelosi hammer vid
did she kill a baby?

>> No.53440056

>>53440043
It's the police bodycam of her husband with the gay prostitute

>> No.53440094

>>53439012
My condolences, anon that's rough

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>>53439012
my condolences anon

>> No.53440258

>>53439012
idk whether you're a bot or not, but God bless you, your brother and your family if this is legit.

>> No.53440279

>>53439012
I'm sorry Anon

>> No.53440338

>>53439012
its ok to let yourself feel, anon. Let it all out just don't let the pain inhabit your mind forever. Allow yourself to let out your emotions.

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motorcycle is my post moass dream

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SPY is crabbing so hard.

>> No.53440500

I cum in pies from the bobby thread
>>53440032
Bonds getting paid early, all the way out to 2044. Merger and acquisition confirmed. Line go up bigly soon, break basket, send gme to moon and sinners to hell. Ur whalecum.

>> No.53440568

i literally don't care, pay me already.

>> No.53440581

>>53439012
Based infinity pool chad.

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>>53440500
O shid.
WAAAAAGMI

>> No.53440598

BBBY to be acquired by Gamestop?

>> No.53440610

>>53440500
Looks promising. This might literally be it.

>> No.53440637

>>53440598
Other way around sweaty

>> No.53440663

>>53440610
The time to ooooo is near, frens. Inshallah WAGHASRSHOFAIAHC - my time with all of you has been some of the best in my life. Go with God, do good with your wealth, stay humble and kind. There is much to do yet still. I love you all.

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about time, people need to OOOOOOOOOOO.

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the hat man wants me to buy more GME.

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Bros, I think it's happening.

>> No.53440721

>>53440717
oh shit. Who was it?

>> No.53440735

>>53440717
NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL A NEW YORK PIZZA

>> No.53440741

>>53440721
Don't know. The article doesn't reveal that. It just says they were the founder of a Connecticut based investment company.

>> No.53440759

>>53440717
>AAAAAAA I CAN'T CLOSE MY SHORTS AAAAAAAAAAA *SPLAT*

>> No.53440773

>>53440717
IT BEGINS
INSHALLAH WAGMI

>> No.53440784

Should I get a stack of BBBY just in case?

>> No.53440786

>>53440721
Can only find two sources, nothing reputable. New York Post is a worthless rag - if they report the sky is blue I'd recommend opening a window to check for yourself.

>> No.53440787

>OIUNF owns AMC bags
fucking kek

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>>53440773
INSHALLAH

>> No.53440806

>>53440784
I have a little bbby, but I wouldn't put serious money into it, but you do you.

>> No.53440825

>>53440786
I choose to believe it is real, and if it is not, may God smite whoever lied about it. Would also make sense a less "reputable" media source would be the one reporting ledging hedgers, all the bigger outfits are too comped and finance funded to touch it I'd wager.
>>53440797
GOD IS GOOD
INSHALLAH WAGHASRSHOFAIAHC

>> No.53440831

>>53440806
How much do you have?

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>>53440663
>>53440717
>>53440773
IT'S ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENING

>> No.53440839

>>53440717
I need to know the name and/or religion of this person before I start masturbating.

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Can’t wait to spend my days getting more and more jacked, and helping the people I love.

>> No.53440882

>>53440735
>>53440759
Audibly kek’d

>> No.53440886

Project veritas just released some shit on pfizer
>they tested monkeys to make deadlier viruses
>pfizer employee on cam saying they did this to make vaccines before virus got out
>admits virus probably came from wuhan
>says there is more to come
PFE to ZERO
Hopefully this shocks the market enough to trigger mOASS

>> No.53440926
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Kek fidelities
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/10ldcu4/fudelity_is_begging_to_borrow_the_10k_shares_i/

>> No.53440949

>>53440831
250 shares @$4

Thing is, the fundamentals are shit, previous ceo fucked up transition to online, purchased low-quality merchandise that diluted the brand and didn't move and their christmas sales were predictably shit. There's not enough cash or spirit to restructure the business and I don't think Gove really wanted the CEO job anyway. There's also a longstanding tradition in American corporations that are about to pack it in of throwing a female CEO in just before some major bad news tanks the share price...buuuut who knows? She didn't i
mediately liquidate vested rsu's, so...?

>> No.53440953

>>53440886
It's pretty damning shit.
>>53440926
They can ask, but they ought to know better asking people with cash accounts without margin options or share lending enabled.

>> No.53440969

>53440949
Filtered

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>>53440717
I'm ready.

>> No.53441013

>>53440717
Invest in powerwashing companies now.

>> No.53441027

>>53440500
bbby chads… i kneel
>>53440717
kek ledgies
WAGMI

>> No.53441062

>>53440500
>>53440598
if BBBY moons and GME doesn't i'll be so mad

>> No.53441069
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>>53441007
nooo don't give jeffrey preston bezos your money

>> No.53441074

>>53441062
nobody tell him

>> No.53441079

>>53441069
What do you mean? After MOASS I will own amazon.

>> No.53441112

>>53441074
>Icahn buys BBBY
>Cohen buys BBBY with GME shares
>???
>MOASS
is this right?

>> No.53441118

>>53440926
I’m staying fidelity don’t care. Simply say No. he’d get the same question if he owned shares in more companies. It’s not begging. Plus even if you did, you can recall at any time and screw the borrower.

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>>53440759
>he leveraged his own assets or other peoples' assets

NGMI, needed his booster

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>>53440717
the new guy: Law enforcement sources told The Post that police were called to his home in 2008 over a domestic dispute over financial issues. Court records show that the couple had filed for divorce on Tuesday. Sources said the man was a founder and partner at a Connecticut-based investment company.

kenny boy: Ken Griffin, 53 , removed a post from their bed and threw it at Anne Dias, 52, during the divorce proceedings in Cook County Court in Illinois. Dias claims Griffin was upset by their prenup argument that he removed the post and threw it at her.

it's always starts with a woman (cherchez la femme), we don't hear about RC having a problem with his wife do we?

>> No.53441131

Sad thing is I think Ken boy will flee the country before jumping off a building.

>> No.53441152

>>53441131
He'll do 5 in the clink and then Netflix will pay him $80 million for the rights to a movie
checkem

>> No.53441162

>>53440717
Ryan Cohen claims another one

>> No.53441165

>>53441131
they will not let him jump, he is heavily protected perhaps even from harming himself

>> No.53441180

>>53440039

Look into L Reuteri. Apparently it's a probiotic that returns your testosterone levels to youthful levels and more. Also makes your balls bigger.

>> No.53441184

>53441162
>fudder trolling for admissible evidence and blaming murders on chairman of gme
Filtered and wave at the glows boys, filter and wave.

>> No.53441228

>>53441131
He's got an SS agent with him. If they tell him he's not allowed to leave the country he's not going to be leaving. It's like the public figures with casts on that keep shifting legs. Pretty sure broken legs don't switch sides like that.

>> No.53441229

>>53441184
>posting face-melting cringe
oof

>> No.53441241

229
>new id
Filtered and wave boys, filtered and wave. Don't forget to tell 'em sneed. Gme gongo up.

>> No.53441273

>>53441241
>some anon one-line blamed a murder on someone on a rhodesian crack-smoking forum
>admissible evidence in court
pfff kek? fucking cringe indeed

>> No.53441333

273
>another new id
>intentionally ignoring the post they made on their first id where they directly asked people for financial advice
Filter. And. Wave.

>> No.53441343

>>53441333
Checked and take your meds, fucking schizo nigger

>> No.53441360

Wow it’s really starting.

>> No.53441364

>>53438505 (excellent idea!)
Hey hedgies, I will totally 100% for real sell for $10k per share if you can let it rip to $10k TOMORROW!
BUT it needs to be tomorrow or else I will raise my limit sell by 100% every week day from now on FOREVER. You have time until close EST. If I don't see $10k at the end of day: no deal. The day after you can try again for $20k and so on.
Do the math. Your choice hedgies.

>> No.53441368

>>53440717
Isn't it weird how they know who he is, and they know he founded a financial company in Connecticut, they even know he had a domestic problem with his wife, but they refuse to give out the name and the name of the company. They're willing to give the identity of another person who killed themselves at that bar a month ago, but hide the identity of the actual jumper in the same article. American media usually never hides the name, i.e. the bobby exec jumper had his name and company doxxed immediately. Kind of weird now that I think about it.

>> No.53441385

>>53441368
https://nypost.com/2023/01/25/founder-of-investment-firm-46-plunges-to-death-from-nyc-rooftop-bar/
here's the link too, in case anybody actually wants to read it

>> No.53441389

>>53441368
It’s eerie that the last time he had domestic issues was in 2008 too. Clown world will never cease to amuse. I have to imagine the divorce was likely what pushed him over the edge.

>> No.53441397

>>53441364
I've been thinking about this too
10k looks like a good exit point indeed.
>>53441368
so it's a key player. noice.

>> No.53441409

>>53441131
We really need to buy some Chinese suicide nets

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>>53441162

>> No.53441420

>>53441409
WHY THERE HAS ALWAYS GOTTA BE SOMEONE RUINING THE FUN

>> No.53441421

rain cone you and your entire bloodline should be ashamed you scammed sell snake oil and have done jack shit but dillute on baggies for 2 years you should be rammed up the ass by tyrone in jail and lynched in the street piece of dog shit you are as low as ken griffin scamming in the markets both of you are financial terrorists and deserve a noose your faggot tweets get more gay by the minute and you website for gme blow mad donkey cock not to mention your vaporware bullshit with robbie from immutible fucking garbage ass nft site that sells trash cannot even compete with activision or valve the only thing you created was diablo 3 acution house fuckign joke kike HURR DURR GIFT CARDS ALA SCAM BANKMAN FREID IM SUCH A GOOD BUSINESSMAN I SOLD CAT FOOD NOW IM A GAMING GENIUS LOOK AT ME MOM AND DAD FUCK YOU ASSHOLE FUCK YOU

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快適にお過ごし、/ジエミ/。

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>> No.53441439

>>53441420
I just like the show Wipeout IDK man

>> No.53441442

>>53441421
>seething hedgie jew hands typed this
leave my kosher dreidel boy cohen alone you fowl financial parasite

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>>53440717

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>>53440039
Wim Hof one looks good, gonna try it today

>> No.53441460

>>53441421
>"The best time to be alive is now"
>"It takes money to buy whiskey"
>"The apple doesn't fall far from the tree"
>"Poop emoji"
>"niggers tongue my anus"
>"wen 2023 toyota sienna"
>"ken griffen you hab no yil"

>> No.53441469

>>53440717
>i'm too short aaaaaaaaaaa
*splat*

>> No.53441473

>>53441444
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GME GONGO UP

>> No.53441478

>>53441456
>CONSECUTIVE FUCKING TRIPS WITH THE SECOND BEING A RARE SEQUENTIAL
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LET'S FUCKING GO GME GONGO CONFIRMED

>> No.53441495
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>>53440717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzrYgDnewSI

He was just a rookie broker and he surely shook with fright,
He checked off his positions and made sure his spread was tight;
He had to sit and listen to those awful ape-men roar,
You ain't gonna short no more

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain't gonna short no more

"Is everybody happy?" cried the VP looking up,
Our hero feebly answered, "yes" and then they stood him up;
He booted up his terminal, his credit line unhooked,
And he ain't gonna short no more

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain't gonna short no more

He counted long, he counted loud, he waited for the shock,
He felt the wind, he felt the cold, he felt the awful drop,
The cash from his reserves spilled out, and wrapped around his legs,
And he ain't gonna short no more

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain't gonna short no more

Redditors swung around his neck, and 4chan cracked his dome,
Algo shorts were tied in knots around his skinny bones;
The balance sheet became his shroud; he hurtled to the ground.
And he ain't gonna short no more

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain't gonna short no more

The days he'd lived and loved and laughed kept running through his mind,
He thought about the girl back home, the one he'd left behind;
He thought about the SEC, and wondered what they'd find,
And he ain't gonna short no more

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain't gonna short no more

>> No.53441497

>>53441456
nice, I missed that you edited cohen's face in there. thought it was just the normal one.

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>>53441495
The Bogdanoffs were poomping it, and Sminem running wild,
The apes they jumped and screamed with glee, they DRSed and smiled,
For it had been a week or more since last a short had failed,
And he ain't gonna short no more

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain't gonna short no more

He hit the ground, the sound was "SPLAT", his blood went spurting high;
His comrades, they were heard to say "a hell of a way to die!"
He lay there, rolling 'round in the welter of his gore,
And he ain't gonna short no more


Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain't gonna short no more

There was blood upon the markets, there were brains upon the chute,
Intestines were a-dangling from his three piece hedgie suit,
He was a mess, they picked him up, and poured him from his boots,
And he ain't gonna short no more

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain't gonna short no more

>> No.53441513

Ah shit, video got removed. Sing

>> No.53441514
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>>53441118
You're never gonna moass. I don't understand what why you tards won't DRS. It's quick and painless especially from fidelity.

When this blows brokers will be the first ones to fold. But it's your money do what you want.

>> No.53441521

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK_RkH7aHb8

>> No.53441538

>>53441514
>When this blows brokers will be the first ones to fold.
And if they do there's no MOASS.

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>>53441538
Not true lol, brokers will be fucked but those that decided to actually get the shares in their name won't be.

Remember crypto, not your keys not your asset. Be smart don't be a retard.

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>>53441538
I don't know why people are so bad at math and logic. Where do they think the naked shorts EXIST if not as broker shares/FTDs/FTRs?

>> No.53441561

>>53441548
>brokers will be fucked
Meaning the naked shorts get closed. Meaning no buying pressure to close positions.

>> No.53441565

>>53441538
>hehe sorry guuy, we sold you shares at 10k due to "extreme volatility" and "for your own financial protection" we are short too, so see you later

>> No.53441566

>>53441555
I'm keeping 3 in fidelity just for a potential lawsuit, I hate everyone on the other side of this whole thing.

it is what it is, some people want everything handed to them and arent willing to go the extra mile to secure their assets.

Those people ain't making it.

>> No.53441575

>>53441555
I don't get why they don't actually focus on the positive sides for people to DRS, that it's a small but inevitable push to demonstrating the stock is manipulated and allows for security in the event of corporate actions. Instead it has to be a heap of illogical appeals to emotion.

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>>53441561
That short interest isn't going anywhere lol, how would that cancel moass and there's still an obligation to buy back those shares.

Try again.

>> No.53441582

>>53441566
90 2 2 2 2 2 chads rise up. CS / Vanguard / Fidelity / Schwab / JPChase / Fidelity

>> No.53441585

>>53441565
Then naked short positions get closed and 10k was the best possible outcome.

>> No.53441590

>>53441561
>brokers closing means no buy pressure
It means no supply, which means any amount of buy pressure creates exponentially higher and higher value as the demand is unmet.

>> No.53441594

>>53441585
For brokers to rug a specific stock's shorts, it would require a criminal cartel between brokers to ignore rules for specific stocks, meaning every single client of theirs would pull out and their entire business collapses, not including the criminal charges for forming a cartel.

>> No.53441598

>>53441581
>there's still an obligation to buy back those shares.
They're naked shorts, the obligation is to remove them not return them, if they're gone so is the buying pressure.
>>53441590
Where's the demand coming from to close naked short positions if all those positions are gone?

>> No.53441600

>53441581
I don’t know how we’re still having this argument. I refuse to believe anyone is this retarded to not understand the logic that if broker shares aren’t treated as real shares there can be no moass.

>> No.53441601

For me it's half Fidelity, half Computershare evenly split between plan and book

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>>53441582

>> No.53441606
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>>53441590
Infinite upside unless your short.
People just don't understand this. GME can go to infinity.

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>>53441575
It's because they themselves are idiots who can't think. Pic related, stupid people don't understand what makes an idea good or bad so they just parrot whatever it was that convinced them.

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>>53440717
>>53441495
>>53441504
it's sad that the world has come to this
>>53441521
good song though

WAGMI frens goodnight to one, goodnight to all
I hope you guys sleep well and wake up smiling. You are all loved, cherished, and cared for. We are all gonna make it together and we have each other in these times of toil and I'm glad for that. I appreciate every single one of you

Condolences again for our biker fren; it's a goddamn shame but we're gonna live it up for him

WAGDAD

>> No.53441621

>>53441566
Drs'd all but 5 of my shares yesterday, will I make it

>> No.53441623

Brokers can force close any of your positions at any time, it's in all of their terms of service. Them rugging does little to hinder moass, most of the pressure is located outside of the stock market to begin with. The fact this old chestnut is being brought up for the umpteenth time is proof it is happening soon. Blow it out your ass if you don't like it and I'm filtering anyone discussing it after this post.

>> No.53441628

>>53441555
the real ones that are in trouble are the nubroker/bucketshops who never buy any customer assets in the first place. i.e. Robinhood in Jan 2021, they weren't purchasing client shares and got caught with their penis in the cookie jar in the form of an unhedged short position against client assets.

>> No.53441634

>>53441621
Yes. I've got over 1000 shares so I'm selling a few at the start just to secure the bag.

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>>53441444
checked

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53441640

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>> No.53441649

>>53441634
I've got but a humble 35 for going to CS

>> No.53441650

>>53441628
Yeah those guys are fucked.

>> No.53441653

>>53441598
How do you think those positions become "gone" Rimjabi?

>> No.53441660

lol broker won't shut down during MOASS they'd go out of business immediately

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>>53441649
Yeah that stack is fine but I'd try to push it higher.
Either way you're gonna be rich. If the DD is truly correct this shit can literally go to any number.

>> No.53441671

>>53441598
>Where's the demand coming from to close naked short positions if all those positions are gone?
Seven hundred billion lawsuits.

>> No.53441674

>>53441671
Thanks for proving my point about retards who can't think.

>> No.53441678

>>53441666
market cap is simply last closed transaction x number of shares in circulation, and has no relevance on stock price

>> No.53441679

>>53441671
Trust me, apes are going to be suing the shit out of a lot of businesses after MOASS.

WE have receipts.

>> No.53441686

>53441679
You’re a fucking retard.

>> No.53441693

>>53441538
They will just sell their property for an agreed upon price in an attempt to save some of their buddies, igniting moass. Then CS holders get to name their own price for their property and the fun begins. Broker “chads” will wake up to “fair market value” for their shares in cash in their accounts. When they try to sue, the broker lawyers will send a small email
with the segment of their TOS where you agreed to let them sell the “shares” they were letting you pretend were in your account.

>> No.53441699

>>53441674
Alright genius explain how my broker avoids a lawsuit when my synthetic shares go poof

>> No.53441701

>>53441555
240% short my fren

>> No.53441710

>>53441699
>explain how my broker avoids thousands of lawsuits
Ftfy

>> No.53441720

>>53441699
They let moass play out.

>> No.53441726

>>53441701
You're a few digits short. There are over a billion synthetic shares running around

>> No.53441731

>>53441699
You will hire a lawyer who will tell you that you have no case because “your” shares weren’t your property, and you agreed to their terms?

>> No.53441734

>>53441701
that was before they had to short it for to years straight to avoid a fucking meltdown on wall street

>> No.53441736

>>53441699
Taking it to court is itself a win condition for them because you will run out of lawyer money before they do. They'll just stall until you give up. It's not like holding a stock where only the short side bleeds.

>>53441701
A naked short sale requires a buyer of the "synthetic" FTD/FTR. Those buyers are all retail, in brokers, because institutions have been selling off since summer. If the retail brokers nuke positions at a set price that drops to 0% naked short and it's over. Hedge funds will go bankrupt but no larger change will happen.

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>>53441720
It's going to regardless but there's going to be some stupid fucks trying to stop it again in the beginning. Let them be stupid, they'll meet the same fate robinhood met and worse, way worse.

WAGMI, DRS your shit so it's actually your property and not in the name of some fucking brokerage.

>> No.53441741

>>53441731
That directly breaks SIPA.

>> No.53441761

>>53441726
Hopefully, But the point stands based on a data point we had a peek at. Half of float in CS. Hundreds of millions in brokers which will be sold. But that won’t fix the swap counterparties wanting their shares after it kicks off. Kenny will have to buy them wherever he can find shares left. Brokers with integrity possibly, IRAs (messy) and finally he will come crawling and begging to CS holders as a rothschild calls him for the 700th time about a swap he signed on the line for. And who knows what kind of swaps they were using TSOs for

>> No.53441765

What's the current CS limit price maximum? Also, they allow market orders too right?

>> No.53441778

>>53441741
They turned off the fucking buy button.

>> No.53441782

>>53441778
And now they're facing a bunch of lawsuits

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>>53441514
Eat my ass

>> No.53441788

>>53441765
>market orders
Yikes

>> No.53441796

If forcibly selling the synthetic shares on the brokers was an option, they would have done that in 2021

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>>53440717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5aZJBLAu1E

>> No.53441819

>>53441796
In 2021 they still thought they could convince the world we were all crazy and the problem wasn’t real. The second they sell broker shares without consent the world will know we were right all along. I’m hoping it causes a “bank run” to DRS every security on the market once the world discovers they turned the market fiat illegally >>53441788

>> No.53441826

>>53441538
Some won’t even sell their shares ever so it’s even less money actually taken out of the system. People think are 304 million will be sold, they won’t be. Insiders would be blamed and so will Ryan. Investors aren’t the bad guys. Me personally, I just bought a stock I like in my big boy savings account. I will never do what Reddit blatantly tells me to do.

>> No.53441827

>>53441796
and we would have been done with this whole ordeal a long time ago, we wouldn't even be here, and the media wouldn't have spent 2 years reminding you to forget gamestop

>> No.53441840

>>53441819
Everything is possible in clown world, fren

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53441849

>niggerfaggot removed
>the two stooges start their gay as all hell feud
>they finally stop
>instant boyardee shit about brokers fill the threads
It’s amazing they think we don’t notice. Honestly, the best part of moass is going to be uncovering all of these networks and sending the leaders to fight the ender dragon with no weapons

>> No.53441861

>>53441826
Lifelong dividends passed to children for lifelong dividends trump any moass payout. Wallstreet will be paying back for their generations of crime for generations. Like reparations. I’m only selling one share for a million and keeping the other 8999 or so

>> No.53441869

kek dumb fuck baggies

>> No.53441872

>>53441849
Shut. The. Fuck. Up. You. Fucking. Attention. Whore.

People are just spitballing. Shove your little thread management up your prolapsed asshole

>> No.53441876

>>53441849
>schizopost
don't you have an rc tweet to decode?

>> No.53441890
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>>53441849
I forget we were genetically engineering dragons after moass. Should be fun to watch them try and fight them in the designated traitor gladiatorial arena we erect for public entertainment.

>> No.53441922

>>53441849
Gotta distract the people from the 81+ opening halts now happeneing daily, and the hedge funds actually jumping, and prospective next moves for GME

>> No.53441925

EMAJUUN not being DRS'd and owning a steam deck. ISHYGDDT

>> No.53441936

>>53441922
I misread moves as "movies" and now I'm looking forward to the inevitable internet historian video that'll be made about this.

>> No.53441967

I cant wait for MOASS when hedgies go broke, and have to line up in soup kitchens. I am going to make a point to volunteer so I can REGULARLY nut in the communal soup when I am not furiously nutting in Anna Dias full nelson'd

>> No.53441972
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God damn, I love being schizophrenic and holding Gamestop Corporation video game store stock shares. Not a damn thing in the world that's more comfy than that.

>> No.53441978
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desu this has been a very exciting year so far, financially speaking

>> No.53441988

>>53441972
>tfw get to live like king and eat tendies everyday when im not in the pool or my alaskan king sized temperpedic bed
>all by holding a stock
Thank you hedgies for making our choccy milk dreams come true

>> No.53441995

>>53440721
Barry Silbert

>> No.53442000
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>>53441972
Facts

>> No.53442001

>>53440721
Richard Hertz

>> No.53442005

>>53441995
lmao, bitcoin would absolutely melt if that were true

>> No.53442011
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>>53442001
*Megahertz

>> No.53442047
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post tfw hedgies on ledgies

>> No.53442052
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I give you, your jumper.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Mascioli

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>>53442047

>> No.53442061

>>53442005
He graduated in 1998, so he was probably born in 1976. It's January so no birthday yet this year. DCG is Connecticut based. Also the man's been under alot of pressure lately with the FTX and the Gemini shit

>> No.53442069
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>>53441967
I'm going to hunt homeless hedgies and burn their cardboard box homes.

>> No.53442073

Does anyone else have the eerie feeling that it is literally tomorrow? We are truly in the end game now

>> No.53442077
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>>53442047
Technically, they're on pavement now

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>>53442061
noted
>>53441995
You know something there big guy?? I thought you were memeing but this actually sounds plausible. We about to see a bitcoin flashcrash followed by a stablecoin rug?

>> No.53442082

>>53442069
Danny would totally eat the communal nut soup

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>>53442052
Wow, the wiki page of his hedge fund reads like a crime novel.
>Mascioli
Ahhhh.

>> No.53442085

>>53442052
The age is slightly off. The article says the jumper was 46, but this guy's wikipedia says he's 47.

>> No.53442089
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>>53442073
it’s always tomorrow that’s why hedgies are seething and becoming ledgies

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>>53442077
clown world is unraveling.

>> No.53442093

>>53442085
Wikipedia is notoriously wrong on ages by small amounts.

>> No.53442098

>>53442091
when the honks stop the screaming begins

>> No.53442103

>>53442093
Alright, I buy it then.

>> No.53442120

>>53442098
Imagine the civil unrest coming, this is much much bigger than hedgefunds.

It's gonna be one violent year, buckle up.

>> No.53442129

>>53442052
would be boring, but seems like a good guess

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>>53442120
And Brandon gets left holding the bag? Sounds like a deal.

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>>53442047
>>53442077

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>>53442131
Bruh, what's coming is going to make january 6th look like a picnic.

That's not including any "happenings the global banking cartels try." They really need a distraction right about now.

>> No.53442210

>>53442146
All I know is that whenever we rip I will send my parents 5 of my drs'd shares so they can pay off their mortgage and live the rest of their lives in relative peace since they're in the sticks

>> No.53442221
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>>53442047

>> No.53442272

>>53442210
No, you will form an LLC, that LLC will buy your parent's mortgage from the bank, forgive it for $0, then employ them for $1 per year. They will receive unlimited charge cards that belong to your LLC, and they will do whatever they want with them, just like you do.

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>>53442272
Lmao I love my parents but this has me dying.

>> No.53442341

>>53442272
Toby Mathis pilled

>> No.53442358

>>53439012
My condolences to your brother anon. May he rest in peace. Hold for him anon. Never forget what they took from you.

>> No.53442430

>>53441849
>hesrightyouknow.jpg

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>>53442341
I don't know who that is, it's just common sense. I also just made this.

>> No.53442663

>>53442655
So Feb?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/10l8rad/comment/j5va4p1/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

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https://www.coindesk.com/business/2023/01/24/swiss-bank-cite-gestion-becomes-first-private-bank-to-tokenize-its-own-shares/
>The move will be the first by a private bank to issue shares as ledger-based securities under Swiss law, the company said in a press release.
>Most recently, investment management firm Hamilton Lane (HLNE) said it willtokenize three of its fundsin a partnership with digital asset securities company Securitize, with the aim of making private market investments available to a broader set of investors.*
>Taurus, founded in April 2018, obtained a securities license last year from the Swiss Financial Market Supervisory Authority to provide investors and banks the ability to trade a number of assets, including tokenized securities.
>The company has been involved in the tokenization of 15 companies so far, covering equity, private debt, and structured products from firms in Switzerland as well as Europe.
>"It was important for our bank to be among the first to take advantage of the new possibilities offered by Swiss law for the digitalization of securities by tokenizing our own shares,” Utelli said.

Keep in mind that the Fed has been sending hundreds of billions to Switzerland since September last year.

*Note Vanguard holds a 8.1% share of HLNE, BlackRock holds 8.09%. Meanwhile, Vanguard holds over 15m of GME shares in index funds and 7.77% institutional holding of GME, BlackRock holds 6.8%

NFT dividend GME win condition schizos may be vindicated.

>> No.53442706
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Did everyone get their books? Man, I'm so glad we have a chairman out there fighting our corner!

>> No.53442708

>>53442673
>>"It was important for our bank to be among the first to take advantage of the new possibilities offered by Swiss law for the digitalization of securities by tokenizing our own shares,” Utelli said.
This explains why Congress has finally been waking up over crypto. If the tokenized stock markets move to Switzerland, Wall Street is toast as a financial center.

>> No.53442727

>>53439012
Thoughts and prayers.

>>53440717
"Thoughts and prayers."

>> No.53442733

it is literally today lmao check em

>> No.53442734

>>53442708
>Switzerland becomes the new world superpower
I'm okay with this

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>>53442733
Checked

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>>53442744
checking checkers

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Not gonna lie it's hard to sleep

>> No.53442820

Why doesnt RC buy more GME..... please RC do it

>> No.53442834

>>53442769
Sex checkin

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>>53442733
now. this is a cope date i can work with.

>> No.53442879

>>53442857
kek I was expecting the truck to roll over him

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Its more than likely today

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>>53443010
its today fren, wagmi

>> No.53443063

It's probably not today

>> No.53443087

>>53443055
Checked!

Doubles says it's not though. Checkem!

>> No.53443104

>>53443063
it depends on what your definition of "is" is

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>>53443104
>>53443087
>>53443063
>3 people saying it's not today
yeah, that's a sign that it's today alright

>> No.53443141

Guys, watch the GME/AMC pair, it went totally haywire on Tuesday, showing GME was temporarily valued to $28k

>> No.53443152

>>53443141

opinion_is_unpopular is hyping AMC on WSB today, yeah I think they're about to get rugged
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/10l9jg7/comment/j5w065m/

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>>53443141
>>53443152
OTC swaps are retarded on every imaginable level. How stupid do you have to be as Ken's counterparty on this bag of goat ass?

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>>53443199
>>53443199
>>53443199
Threaded.