/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57399583
conch is based af and i can feel it in my nuts clown will take off too.accumulate these gems.

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>>56515694
Bastard bitch street shitter. Fuck you bloody bastard!!

>>55084583
kek during my accounting and finance classes in college. the boomer teachers place so much emphasis on how fundamentals matter.

>Anon screams that people are schizo posting
>Yet also complains about a schizo market
Logic is priced in. You have to bet on the unexpected.

>>54216186
The "all of their money" link goes to an article about shortsellers losing money lmao.

>>54212656
>get into crypto 2021 peak euphoria
>think it will still 100x
>buy only good fundamentals projects
>watch shitcoins do 10000x while my "serious picks" barely managed to do 2x from where I got in (fucking LINK)
>get frustrated and start gambling in the bsc casino
>unironically be great at it and earn around $10k in profits
>rotate the money into serious projects
>every "serious crypto" i held is down at least 50-80%

Because of the shitcoin profits I'm technically still very much in the green on my initial, but I would probably be pissed if I just stuck to serious projects. Lesson to be learned there: don't underestimate shitcoins or NFTs. I'll probably dedicate a small part of my portfolio like that to degen (not now, but the time will come during the next bull market for sure)

>>54177892
>the ESG tranny of the grocery sector
idk all they have to do is hire a nigger woman CEO and the PE will go from 50 to 100

>>54164472
so u prefer that a shady jewish company like circle (USDC) or chinks like ifinex inc who own bitfinex (USDT) that will mint us dollar out of thin air, rather than have american central banks and european central banks issue a real digital dollar and euro? are you fucking retarded or something?
with cbdcs we wont need chinks like cz or ftx to bridge liq from web2 to web3, we can literally just use our regular bank accounts through swift

Did I just do anything against the ToS or something illegal?

I got a 0% interest(for first 90 day purchases) card from my bank

I partied a little too hard recently and rather than failing to completely pay off my usual pay pal card, I used a 2nd paypal account to send myself a large amount(for a $30 fee) from my new 0% interest bank card.

So I basically did a balance transfer? I contacted support and that's basically what they told me to do since pay pal doesn't do balance transfers on it's card.

This would have been the first time I paid interest on a credit card, times are fucking tough man, why TF did we get biden...

>>53961604
I only really post in /cmmg/ and /smg/ anyways. Very rarely do I come to a thread like this, I try to filter out the cryptoshitter threads too.

>reminder that /biz/ started as a containment board for cryptoniggers on /g/

>>53846221
>DOLE hit with ransomware attack that shuts down production
That counts as a food factory getting disrupted. Shit keeps happening.
Weren't all those factory fires just in January? How quickly we forget.

>>53517849
>everything in the world is broken
How long do you think the market will remain irrational, anon?

>>53503019
They only really have to make one decision in their entire lives and they can't handle the reality that they chose wrong.

>>53454923
>They're not doing it to confuse you
You're vastly overestimating my intelligence

>>53443141
>>53443152
OTC swaps are retarded on every imaginable level. How stupid do you have to be as Ken's counterparty on this bag of goat ass?

What the FUCK is this fucking daily chart?
This faggot can't even print a decent red day after all THAT?

>FTT pumping hard last few days
>Sam has internet access, is free, and probably won't have another court hearing until a year from now
Why do I have a bad feeling about this? Barts calmed down when he got jailed.
Is he going to bart the market again?
This guy is NOT good for crypto, man

>>53164329
>apparently he owns a horse farm
Supposedly Varka, the furry that founded Bad Dragon, had ties to a Mexican horse brothel and received some initial capital funding from his connections there. No idea if that's true or to what extent, but it'd be really clownish if everything went full circle

>>53100221
and yet despite that, it keeps dumping

>>53099950
>america defaulting on its loans would be fucking insane
Just because it hasn't happened yet doesn't mean it won't happen. Empires rise and fall. You need to price in and account for absurd risk because if things go south, you want to not be in the 99% of normalfags

>>53055195
Why the FUCK do people just randomly make up a term (cis) just to state the fucking obvious? Ya, I'm a guy. Why the FUCK would you add the extra "cis" bullshit label?
Fucking retarded clowns

>>53017956
God damn fucking normie. Fucking sheeple bitch. How about this. Let's compromise. I'll get a bitch pregnant and YOU raise them. Deal? LOL

>>53018893
Finally I can send AOC peepee pics