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- Mr. Cohen why do you hate retail so much?
- Don't ask me, i am not doing anything. It's all big bad hedge funds. They short the stock not me.
- But why you have not done anything for 2 years since you become chairman?
- Yes, Marilyn? Oh i need to go? Sorry, i have to go now. Lets catch on later this week. Thanks
*quickly on the way out he turns off the lights leaving interviewer in darkness*
interviewer: the fuck?

Ryan Cohen to random interviewer: ".. Oh of course! Yes! The best time to be alive in human history is NOW. I want people who want to WORK! HAHA You know what they say: When you are rich as fuck everybody thinks you are working hard while you can just be chilling on your couch. Don't work hard work SMART! hahaha man i love that phrase! Baby i am a billionaire of course i WORK HAHAHA. Shareholders? I Don't give a fuck. Although i think we are trying something to stop naked shorting, but i am not really into that. I just talk here, talk there and chill. Life is good what can i say! Im always doing something, always on the move HEHE you know what i mean? I don't have time. Ok see you later alligator! "
February 2023

>>53522219
100% it's today

wagmi

>>53433319
Redditors already stole your shit lol