/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Dont sell Coco

>>5860272
based

Never buy Towa

>>5860767

pekokeks...

Rough times ahead

>>5861882
there's been talks about someone wanting to "violently take over" like 3 weeks ago and we're still waiting.

wah!

fuck, zhonk bot stopped buying rushia...

Where's our Lulucoins zhonk
https://youtu.be/-d8NPJ8ShfI

10 MINUTES UNTIL THE REDDENING PART 2
SELL SELL SELL
MASSIVE DISCOUNTS INCOMING
GET YOUR LIQUID BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
YOURE GONNA REGRET PLAYING IF YOU DONT GRAB EM

it's almost time

>>5863126
don't believe his lies

cute sheep song. BUY BUY BUY

>market closed

ah... rope... we meet again...

Come on it wasn't that bad

ENOUGH!

>lost my yacht, AGAIN

nasfaq entered the timeloop. sees dip, overbuy, crash. repeat until we all lose

I cancelled my dentist for this

Wtf is going on with the market...

>>5863456
this but for real

time to hold my assets. goodluck daytraders. I'll just wait it out till comfy divvy

The "overbought" mechanic has to go

>>5863553
no way, im getting bogged to hell and its the most fun ive had for the last month.

>>5863553
we're experiencing deflation. This mechanic is perfect

>he didn't buy mio

why are you selling

>market is continuing to bleed out
Zhonk...

>>5863597
i see green, i sell. i see red, i buy

>>5863570
its great i feel like a poorfag.... missed this feeling

>>5863553
I think it's great. Finally shit goes down again. You guys cry about inflation, this is the fair solution.

>>5863597
why are you not.

YIPEE

>he keeps complaining about overbuying mechanic instead of buying 500 Mori this week

>no one actually bought Towa

Pekora just stole me 300k

I FORGOT TO SELL MY GURAS

>>5863684
Where can i buy ropecoin?

>>5863553
Devchama confirmed that it adjusts downward, but won't ever go below the coin's "actual" predicted value at adjustment. This means that if you're not buying in late (like say, after poi's finalized numbers for the day), then you'll always make money. I've profited on the last few dips even though everything went red, simply because my MPP was so low on some coins that I could flip a few shares for liquid on the real discounts, which I flipped again today for more profit.
This update is perfect. You're just bad.

it's a boring adjustment though, no moves to be made. can we just collectively not touch the market today so we can normalize

I just keep going up not because I'm going up but because everyone's going down

I sold shit all night and I still don't have enough liquid, AGAIN. This is boring as fuck, all I'm going to do is wait for dividends and not spend them so I can buy every dip during the week, there's no game to play right now, even people who didn't stream or even ATTEND the festival are getting raped.

yesterday/today

>>5863770
honestly the real thing about these adjustments taht murder me is the time they happen. I wish they where just a few hours earlier.

>>5863846
DAY1 COIN VALUES HERE WE COME!

>>5863859
When will we get our inflation back

>>5863770
I don't day trade though. It only profits daytraders, everyone else gets the rope

>>5863777
wasted trips.

did someone actually gain some networth today? post please. just curious I'm down whatever i gained yesterday

>>5863936
guys like this made 100k

i guess its time flip pekor and calli again
no lambo for me this adjustment, from 30k away to 150k
zhonkdanoff strikes again, but my oshicoining is to blame
i regret nothing and will still buy oshi

>>5863660
If dividends don't scale with the market, you're not going to think this is so great when people get 40-50% dividend returns on their Mori/Pekora and all the money that was lost returns sevenfold.

It's not like I already lost 3m yesterday baka!

>>5863859
did they have 90% liquid or something?

>>5863770
I'm not buying that, coins are adjusting down far lower than they were the day before. Coins didn't plummet like this before, we're seeing the market adjust back to fucking April prices. People seem to think that's a good thing but we'll see.

Why are people buying ame?

>>5864027
I'd think that'd be fucking insane because I would make the maddest of dosh with my triple stacks of 100+ coins and use it all to buy even more marine until i can afford 3535 miko

Been trading for about a week and i'm starting to dislike the price adjustments. I initially thought it comes with a dividend, nothing but devalue for everyone.

I shouldn't have hoarded Luna fk

Got nasfaq'd indeed.

>>5863859
>everyone loses money
>Haaschizos go up
You can't make this shit up.

>>5864118
love

>>5864160
only start oshicoining after you have too much liquid

>>5864160
you just take your lumps and move on, the more coins you get the easier the game goes
as long as you don't prematurely oshicoin you will be fine

>>5864027
don't give them ideas anon, that's my only hope at this point. nasfaq the div game
>>5864162
discord haatons got spreadsheet etc. not really surprising.

>>5864256
don't be like that, at least feed the rrat that honk is one of them/manipulating the whole goddamn market just for haato gain
Today just shows you only lose when you do stuff. Ayame and Haato are the new comfycoin which should never move.

>>5864118
because they're not out of touch

I still can't believe I lost almost a third of my networth over the last two days.

>>5864321
i thought we all agreed that discord haatons = zhonk and devs.

for the love of fuck can we fix Mori, she's lost over 600k views and this has happened at least three times now

>>5864427
This is the fix anonchama.

>>5864256
last divvies change was exactly that, scaling them with weekly performance. This week we suddenly see some red. I fully expect a rude awakening, 3 weeks of theorycrafting over a formula to determine what the "overbought" point will be and then coins doing down at adjustment, up to exactly that value, then sharply down again resulting in a crab until next adjustment.

>>5864426
yes we did.

So I don't think daily views matter anymore.
Look at Subaru, for example.
Adjusted down to 3819 yesterday at 95,301 registered views. That makes sense, yeah.
People bought a good amount and got her price back up to 5300~, still well below her pre-adjustment price of 6100.
She got a few more views for today's adjustment, 114,297.
So, down $1000~ and up a few thousand views. You'd expect her to kinda crab, maybe even go up a hundred or so $ right? Nope, massive crash back down to 3984.
Day to day views literally don't matter anymore. I don't know when it was changed but everything is based off your highest viewed day for the week now. If you have a standout day with a ton more views than normal, you will adjust down every other day of the week no matter what. If a girl that normally gets say 300k views a day has a 1000k day, you should sell every single stock and then wait a few days of dips to buy back in. Even if she has a 100k day into a 500k day, she'll still dip on the 500k day because it's only half of her best day.
tl;dr: Don't buy the first dip, coins that have had an exceptionally good day can only adjust downwards. This is why Aqua keeps tanking $1000 a day (she streamed once this week and it keeps comparing every day to that day) and why Haato who hasn't streamed AT ALL isn't fucking dropping like a rock when she should be.

>>5864367
YOU SON OF A BITCH

All dipped coins wont go up because everyone will overbuy them. That's the new system.

Towa? more like Torrat am i right

I expected this was going to happen but I was still hoping for a release on both channels. Oh well, it's still great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edp420amW1s

>>5864502
tl;dr: we're back to the weekly averages are real timeloop

Wow rushia wasn't overbought...

>>5864502
>She got a few more views for today's adjustment, 114,297.
it's still less than her recent average, she had some really great past few weeks

>>5864613
>bull market
This is literally a bear market, if you buy you get fucked as coins dip below what they adjusted to the day before. You should only buy a few of each coin and only invest more heavily in investments that basically HAVE to go up.

>>5864502
its some real bullshit how Haachama, Ayame and Shion are all stable coins despite not streaming. Meanwhile you have work horses like Pekora and Subaru who stream 6 times a week dropping day after day just because they match their previous days views.

>>5864687

NENE market

>>5864502
interesting thought. but i don't think devs are dumb enough to kill adjustments like this by implementing that kind of mechanic. i just think that the overbuy mechanic are just harsh af

lads why are we selling cocock?

>>5864819
yes. sell every single coco that you have.

>>5864718
it's a squirrel market where everyone is so used to just inflate to infinity they'll buy ALL of your bags but also it does stupid shit and moons for no reason or bogs the fuck out of everyone.

>>5864718
I did. This had to go up right? No, down 15%

>>5864819
because she is going to dip

>>5864819
See green sell, see red buy

>>5864819
She will delete her channel right after this ARK stream

>>5864872
based

Again, I have been telling you anons since April how retarded it is for chuubas who literally don't stream to have coin behaviours like this. You guys are only just noticing because your entire portfolios look red.

>>5864215
>>5864230
Yeah too early for me. Thought that was her fair value, seeing how everyone else is priced. Oh well.

>>5864673
It wasn't the case in the past, day to day performance actually mattered. Now it genuinely doesn't. Subaru could pull 250k tomorrow and I guarantee she'd still adjust down because her number to beat is 750k and anything less than that is a downward adjustment. She actually has a fucking 20k viewer ASMR stream going right now so I guess I'll have proof tomorrow when instead of adjusting up like 3k she either barely goes up or manages to go down.
>>5864771
Devs are absolutely this fucking stupid, and if it's the overbuy mechanic it's even more fucking retarded. A stock that ends the day down $1000 is not "overbought"
It's literally returning stocks to their pre-adjustment prices and completely wiping out any player control over market values.

>>5864866
>this had to go up
Nope, that's Okayu, right? The number for her to beat is like... 336k from last Tuesday. Anything less than that is a downwards adjustment. Day to day adjustments literally do not exist anymore.

>>5864718
Just go buy Risu. No stream and she went UP

>>5864895
>who literally don't stream
The ones who literally don't stream (Haato, Ayame, Shion) are doing absolutely fine. The ones who really get fucked are the ones who stream once or twice a week, like Aqua. It's better to have a girl who doesn't stream at fucking all than one who actually streams once per week, because the one who streams once per week can plummet day after day.

>>5865010
Risu got a ton more views than average today because of her clip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJE1QSJFsu8

>>5864426
u sure abt tat? im dum haton, monke see monke do

>>5864899
you know what, I'm really interested in your theory.
here's suba numbers: ASK: $4,151.25 // DOWN: $1,144.76 // 27.58%. let's see what happens after her numbers show up

>>5865041
Thats literally what I am pointing out anon. You have a system which rewards chuubas that don't stream(Haato, Ayame, Shion) because they hardly adjusted down or actually adjusted up somehow, while chuubas that stream every day like a fucking work horse get sent straight down to hell.

>>5864899
look for old arguments about this. You'll see poi screenshots you can compare to current numbers.
Problems:
- if you let stuff be DIRECTLY proportional to view% per day people would predict that shit with ease, so the calculation has to factor in other metrics
- if you let stuff crab on overbought there is little to no risk in overbuying, just sell at adjustment for max profit and mindlessly buy whatever you can afford, leads to the bullshit inflation we had before
- current meta is a good middleground, nobody cared about it while it was only some coins, this week we had the first "all holos on board" like megastream everybody watched. The case now is that those things basically lock the market for the week because you would lose money if you buy in any later than the first 3-4 cycles.

It's new rules we'll get used to, just like the previous 10 times.

>>5865127
Same with Civia, a perfectly stable coin, for a dead chuuba. But everything is good! You're complaining for nothing!

>>5865190
Civia doesn't give a 1092.02 dividend like Ayame so try again.

>>5865177
>It's new rules "we'll get use to", just like the previous 10 times.
They made us lose like 80% of the playerbase, but sure "we'll get used to it"

Weekly averages makes no fucking sense.
If you want to bog players, be my guest, but come up with something less retarded.

>>5865305
>fully quitting a browser game out of frustration
they were never going to make it anon...

>>5865305
It's called "reducing server load"

>>5865305
why do you always say 80%

>>5864673

>>5865366
8 is just such a sexy number Anon

>>5865435
8 isn't even prime lmao

>>5865435
you're god damn right

My problem is that as far as I can tell it's not even weekly averages, it's just based off whatever the highest view day is.
Okayu's weekly average from last tuesday to this tuesday is 268,337 and today's views were 258,111. No sub tick at all this week, so that doesn't factor in.
By the logic that it's the entire weekly average, and considering she did a good 100k more views than yesterday, she should have adjusted incredibly neutral today. I know you guys are against crabbing but by all means today should have been either a crab or a slightly positive day for Okayu. Instead she went down like $800/15% because it's not based on AVERAGES, it's based on your BEST day.

>>5865489
8 is the best number, you take that back!

>>5865366
might be some analyst fag IRL, management only understands things in 80% 20%.
If you have tons of things to do, some of them groundwork some of them polish, it's 80% groundwork 20% polish where 20% of the work take 80% of the time. Or the usual customers and the odd ones out, where 80% buy a rake to actually rake and 20% shove it up bodily openings. Management powerpoints only have these two numbers and maybe three colors which are red, green and maybe yellow unless you have the binary kind of management where only red and green is possible.
Basically that dude's job is to actually understand shit and tell it to better paid people in kindergarten terms so they can trust their gut feeling anyways and blame you for shit data in case they decided bullshit.

>>5864502
I think some coins are just gimped right now. Inacoin is fine, it adjusted way down and it went sideways today, but only because takos pumped it too much. Ina had a stronger day on Sunday but it had the potential to adjust up, just too much pumping.

>>5865537
well people bought 1000 fucking Okayu, or a fifth of the market right now (or +25% from yesterday roughly). That's not a daily occurence either.
She did adjust up. From 4.1k to 4.6k
C'mon this can't be rocket science if fucking mikoposter understands it.

>>5865562
>but only because takos pumped it too much
no? the curve on inacoins follows most of the other coins yesterday, nothing special happened there yesterday

>>5865366
Pareto Principle probably, people naturally graduate towards 80/20 when discussing numbers.

>>5865724
? Anon's theory says it compares to your best day looking at Subaru. I pointed out Ina had a better day on Sunday, so according to the theory Ina should've been sent to hell, but she didn't.

>>5865840
see
>>5865669
plus 1200 coins, another coin going up roughly 1/5th of the market volume

>>5865669
So your argument is that player input shouldn't affect prices at all and that the market should just self-determine and we're all along for the ride?
That's essentially the game we're playing right now. Players have zero real input on what price a stock is going to settle at now, and stocks that end the day down can still plummet down. Okayu went 6345 > 4128, traded up to 5400, and went back down to 4690. That means that the 6345 day doesn't mean anything in terms of adjustment anymore, coins that end the day down heavily still have a ton of room to go down.

>>5865906
Ina was bought up from 6017 to 7886 pre adjustment down and had a 1000+ buys yesterday just like Okayu but okay.

>>5865840
290 vs 251. Not that huge of a difference although there was a sub tick to factor in.
Also Ina literally quintupled her views from yesterday from 54k to 251k. Normally that would be a massive upwards adjustment but instead she did in fact adjust down. You're right though she should have went back down to around 6500 instead of only 7600 though.

Are we entering the only divvie play ARC?

>>5866117
Again I was replying to the anon's Subaru theory that highest view count day is the comparison.

>>5865972
stop, my argument is not that it SHOULD, but I do think it just DOES that. I don't have an opinion on what it should or shouldn't do, really. I'm riding the waves here.

>>5866004
yes she did, and that was a tad to much given her numbers so $200 down she goes.
You bring up a good point though, this might also be the reason for Rushia's behaviour today, locking here in place because her buy% up doesn't really make dents anymore at 15k shares in circulation.

>>5860224
Blessed and based OP

>>5866202
>adjust down 200 dollars because too much "overbuy", bought 1000+ times
>pumped 1869
Love that for EN volume coins

>>5866173
Honestly just assuming everything will adjust down is the way to go now. Sell a bunch, everything dips "because", buy rebate divvie coins, repeat.
It's way too much of a gamble now to bet on adjustment going up

>>5866173
funny you say arc...

>>5865972
>nasfaq is a financial market simulator based on the performance of the virtual Youtubers under the Hololive idol agency. It provides real time statistics on each performer including subscribers, daily subscribers, and view counts.
previous
players shouldn't affect anything in the first place, players determining stuff produces pnd and crabs, no loss whatsoever.

>>5864502
what are weekly averages

>>5866404
>players shouldn't affect anything in the first place,
just watch tv then

>>5866196
And I'm saying that the difference between Ina's highest view count (290) and today (251) is really not that big of a gap. She did in fact adjust downwards, by a decent amount, so what's your actual argument here? Under the old system she would have skyrocketed because she got nearly 5x yesterday's views. Instead she did in fact go down at adjustment even if it wasn't by like $1000 like every other stock.
How does a $200~ drop disprove the theory it's based off highest views when she failed to beat her best day and went down?
>she was overbought
She ended the day down over $2000 fucking dollars. She dropped $4000 from her best day.

>>5866436
>what are weekly averages
Something that doesn't matter based off Okayu, who more or less hit her weekly average and beat her previous day's numbers and still adjusted down significantly?
>>5865537

Please honk just stop bullying my oshi what did she ever do to you...

I started oshicoining at the top how do I cope

>wake up
I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED YET AGAIN MORIRIN
RED TOMORROW RED TODAY

>>5866656
i'm sure she'll make a big hit someday

>>5866614

Brb, hanging my quant

>>5866520
Not that the all time graph is particularly accurate, but Ina is recorded at 9364 for 06-27. If your theory is that it is a comparison to the best day and your claimed gap of 290v251 and subtick is not even a "big gap" then why did she adjust down to not even close to even 9k?

>>5866656
I'll help by watching her, you buy all the (significant) dips you can to lower your MPP, doesn't matter it really means nothing but you can at least shitpost with it. My Miko-Purchase Price is 4.3k, makes me not care a bit about dips staying over that.

>>5866756
HAATO UP????

You're Oshi's coin goes up
but
She has to do a collab with Kiara

>>5866888
please don't remind me mister trips man

this is fine haha...

>>5866780
The system is a bear market. Stocks don't adjust upwards favorably based on past adjustments, the best they get is they don't adjust down too heavily.
At least now Honk can say he's finally implemented a genuine "popping the bubble" economy now because we are in a real bear market that we are powerless to do anything about.

>>5866985
What might be the problem?

>>5867035
Now I understand the boomers on tv crying about losing they're life's savings, I've been losing a week of work everyday now...

>>5866985
>>5867136
at least properly make space for your whole neck.

>>5867236
i have more than enough room for mine at least

>roughly 1:30h after adjustment
>site reloads cleanly without fucking me over
did people actually rope the fuck out or are liquid reserves dry?

>>5867397
Only a wienerschnitzel could save me from this tragedy.

>>5867673
I actually get one every week for HolofightZ

>>5867397
80% of the player base took the rope

>>5867929
>80% of the gang take the rope

fucking legend.

>>5864367
I was mad I slept through adjustment, but not anymore. Guess I'm just gonna hold everything.

>>5866671
DREAD SORROW CAN'T TURN AWAY

Coco better MOON or I'll rope for real

>>5866202
>locking here in place because her buy% up doesn't really make dents anymore at 15k shares in circulation.
Soooo...you're saying if we pump EVERYONE, we'll break the game again? LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO.

>>5868821
oh right, back in that timeloop people buying coco got majorly bogged, haha that won't happen again, right?

>>5868918
I'm actually looking forward to it happening

>>5868912
I'm saying thanks to divvies every coin will become Rushia later on yeah
>>5868952
I have 0 coco because I am not a vulture so me too kinda.

This has never happened before

>>5867397

>>5869301
Alexa, play "DDLC Sayuri vs. Righeira - No Tengo Dinero"

>>5868918
160k live viewers on lulu graduation stream, I'll assume coco graduation can manage that.

>>5869597

>>5869786
Ahhh /pxl/, the no one.

>everyone dumps coco
>she does two 450k streams today
>price goes up

NOTHING ABOUT THIS FUCKING MARKET MAKES SENSE ANYMORE. HONK, YOU DID THIS TO ME.

Coco a cute! A cute!
>>5869914
Patiently awaiting for the next Hernandez season.

Is 560k views Pekora really just worth 8000? If she had a streamless day, would she plummet to 4k?

>>5870745
If I removed the mask, would you die?

>>5870984

Should I sell or should I divv

when is eid al adha again? So I can buy sheeps

I can't believe the news today
Oh, I can't close my eyes and make it go away
How long, how long must we beg this Honk?
How long? How long?

JPOW, au secours!

>>5871622
CAUSE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
WE CAN BUY AS ONE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOONIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
>>5871591
Should be Tuesday July 20th. It might change because it's based on sighting the new moon with the naked eye. I'll update you t-minus 10 days if they move it forward a day.

>>5872187
Thank you anon

Remember to hold rushia...

>>5872496
I'm hanging in there

>man what a tiring day at work
>finally time for some streams
>"yo could you tell me what happened at the end of the ARK collab today? here's a timestamp"
>huh I guess there was AEK today, let's skim through
>I gently open the stream at the specified timestamp
>it's raining

>>5869626
but when pst is her graduation stream?

>>5872747
>I gently open the stream
Oh no

it's hard enough to navigate this squirrel market, zhonkbot has to turn itself off randomly too...

I'm tired of pretending that I don't like Iofi.
Iofi love!

imagine if this was archived

>>5872747
Mikochi is the soul of Hololive and hearing her in that state straight up killed me. You can tell me how much she treasures those early Asacoco and late night Ark streams they had.

>Eurobeat

Migoti...

>>5876797

>>5877841

>>5877906

>>5875187
She's one of the most thankful people if someone just comes to her to do stuff. Most experience with stuggling bar Soda and Suityan. Came back from (your rrat here) stronger than ever because the opposite of the feared "people will forget you" happens. I thought she could legitimately not falter anymore, it's just bidniz nigga.
I was wrong. I didn't need this today.

why are we abayoposting at 200 reps?

>>5878307
I'm guessing it was for Coco's stream

>>5876665
>>5876797
>>5877841
>>5877906
>>5877956
Soundpost spam belongs in after hours, unless it's on topic.
Keep it focused on The Money, people.

The trend on which portfolios grew
Is cracking at the seams
Upon the graduation of Coco
Deflation brightly gleams
When every coin is torn apart
With nightmares and with dreams
Will no one lay the Oshi crown
When Suzane drowns the screams

Oshichanger will be my epitaph
As I crawl a bogged and sinful path
If we make it, we can all sit back and laugh
But I fear, tomorrow, I'll be crying
Yes, I fear, tomorrow, I'll be crying
Yes, I fear, tomorrow, I'll be crying

>>5878671

>>5864502
anon, just stop overbuying subaru. Its literally not that hard

>>5878307
>>5878671
My bad. I just wanted to see if I could get the three of them in back to back. Last one, promise.
>>5869786
Anybody skilled enough to make the Tako sway back and forth a bit more than just DDLC-like glitching to No Tengo Sayuri? https://files.catbox.moe/4r7o4t.m4a

>>5878897
I really wish I knew how to find more of this kind of music.

>>5878827
If you bought more than like 3 Subaru, or bought any time after the first hour of adjustment, you overbought Subaru. That's retarded. Seriously, if you bought Subaru at 4000 you overbought Subaru.

>>5878982
not him but I have a huge folder of .swfs I liked from /f/ dating from 2010 to 2020 when I used to go there almost daily. The OC nasfaq soundposts has gotten me to install a flash player and go back through them for inspiration, and I'm getting a few ideas I'll try to make in the coming days

>>5878982
this one is another sneaky edit :P
There's an old famous Mexican song by the same name https://youtu.be/SSNSRcpuchw?t=57 with a very different vibe. The Italo-disco one's Spanish is simple enough for me to understand but I have absolutely no idea what this nigga singin about.
>>5879059
NT[his]A but I wasted so much time on YTMND during its golden age, and made a small handful myself to jump on whatever fad was big at the time. I've just been tapping into that, feel like a kid again. Saw a /vt/ post the other day comparing VTubers to Sesame Street for adult men and it hit hard lmfao.

>>5879001
I mean, the purpose of this mechanic is to deflate currencies and slow down inflation. It's working as intended then

>>5879273
If this mechanic is going to last then everyone will be left with yachts in liquid. I need to be able to buy the om3tcw patent asap.
>>5879059
>>5879151
Nice, but yeah I was refering to the eerie vibe of Sayonara or Just Monika. I think microtonal or non-12-TET music is close, see https://youtu.be/Gcgawrr2xao..

oh boy, time to check my portfoli-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

If tomoorw i' getting bogged again i'm selling everything and going full oshicoin

>>5879323
Not an actual music fag, but Sayonara doesn't sound like it's anything that esoteric at all. I can hear the bass line on the piano going ACEC, GBDB, FACA, GBDB...or something close enough the entire time. It's in C. Sounds like a pretty normal chord progression to me. The intro is fucking weird as hell though, minor chords and sharps. Dunno what the hell you'd call that. Should've done more music reps back in the day :/ Maybe ask >>>/mu/ fags?
>>5879922
Seriously considering it myself. Shit's fucked and it's already Wednesday!

>>5880023
Man honk shot my portfolio and it won't stop bleeding so i might as well go full oshicoin before it dies

I can't wait to see what Migo drew.
>>5880023
Indeed I wasn't clear, when I was mentioning Sayonara as peculiar I was refering to the glitchy intro.

How heavy are everyone's bags today? -4% here.
>>5880148
Yeah...nope. If this thing is accurate, those chords are way too spicy for me https://chordu.com/chords-tabs-doki-doki-literature-club-ost-sayo-nara-id_al1BNB8bKaE

>>5880759
-5% and going down... please stop selling rushia...

>>5880759
I have done better.

>>5880759
-8, add that to the -18 of yesterday and I'm back to where I was one week ago.

oh god how much of a clusterfuck will the Coco graduation will be. Im kind of worried that she might not even hit 300k. I bet 1/4 of my assets on her

>>5881712
>Profiting of Coco's Graduation
Disgusting, I only betting 15% of my net worth on it.

>they think the weekly average doesn't matter

>>5882030
>15%
Disgusting, I'm only betting 13.3% on her.
I mean if it crabs that's the most Coco way ever to go out.

Is there any other way to access price history? Or is there a way to add more granularity to the all time graph? OR has someone already setup a script to scrape 24hr prices?

>>5882227
weekly averages are irrelevant

What is tomorrow's special surprise?

>>5882499
coco's final bog

>>5882499
honk is going to embed her judgement cover into the site so it plays on loop whenever you have the floor open.

>>5882227
>>5882423

>>5882576
[Deleted]

>>5882576
>[Deleted]
oh shit, this guy busted out p-values

>>5882499
instant trading for 1 hr. also the reason why devs are artificially bringing the prices down in prep for this. we are sending coco off the best way we know as possible, pure chaos

>>5882701
ogey.
I'll actually order and send picrel to Maririn for her b-day if this is true.

>>5880023
Mikoposter here, did you know I stuck to her because she treated Monika well? Anyways, fun fact: the chords in DDLC are simple and unoffensive because it's implied Monika, herself just learning the piano, composed all of them.

>>5882576
>>5882650

HERE WE GO AGAIN

>>5883044
replace rushia's head with coco and it'll be accurate

>>5882788
That would explain why I could play the regular sounding parts by ear - I can't even play the piano, I am but a bad bassist. The little details in that game are great.
Elite Miko! ngl I think I must've talked to Monika for an hour across two play sessions before I gathered the guts to del /f her. First VN too.
The only playthrough I've seen was Oyabun's. She was almost amused by the gently open the door scene after the jumpscare, which is part of why I kept watching her as long as I did lol.
>>5883044
ooooh, this gives me an idea.

IT WAS OFF
THE AUTO-TRADER WAS OFF THIS WHOLE TIME

>>5882287
I'm looking for a solution to rebuild my db but not before friday.
>>5882499
$YAGOO or options

>>5883083
If only. Coco is crabbing again, everything else is going to crash because there's something fundamentally broken about the current adjustment formula but devchama won't admit it yet because he hasn't been able to work out where his typo is.

>>5883044
>>5883093
This. This is why you made it. make sure you listen to the audio long enough, at least 15 seconds

>>5883241
There's nothing wrong. Everything was super inflated and now it all returns to nothing.

>>5884439
t. poor

Chillin

>>5884974
rope.jpg

>>5883241
You could, I don't know, try selling before adjustment if you think it's overbought? Just a thought you know?

WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN
ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

>>5886812

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>There are 157,123 shares in circulation.
>This is an increase of 1.42% from yesterday's value.
>Each coin has an average of 3,142 shares.
>Rushia remains the coin most in circulation, at 14,987 shares.
>Ayamy remains the coin least in circulation, at 421 shares.

Top 5 Volume Gains (of 30):
>Subaru :: +12.4%
>Watame :: +11.5%
>Luna :: +10.9%
>Aqua :: +10.7%
>Calliope & Nene :: +10.3%

Top 5 Volume Losses (of 19):
>Mio :: -31.3%
>Ui :: -24.1%
>Aki :: -18.1%
>Roboco: -14.4%
>Choco :: -14.2%

7 coins had a sub-1% change in volume. Civia is at 0% change for today.

Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $54,528.31 at time of writing.
>This is a 4.2% decrease from yesterday's value.
>Total amount of value in all assets is $1,084,738,987.50
>Average value per share is $6,903.76.
>Average value per coin is $21,694,779.75.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 9):
>Roboco :: +6.4%
>Risu :: +6% karaoke when
>Mel :: +5.7%
>Coco :: +2.4%
>Nana :: +1.1%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 41):
>Nene :: -18.4%
>Amelia :: -14.4%
>Pekora :: -13.2%
>Hololive :: -11.7%
>Miko :: -11.6%

13 coins had a sub-1% change in value.

It's Wednesday, so there will be a Top 20 G.U.R.A report tonight. Please suggest coins to be on the lookout for. The highest value, highest volume, and highest dividend coins will be included by default. For those that can't read, that is Coco, Rushia, and Holo.

>>5885887
yeah sure let me just sell 500+ coins that might have gone up a week ago but now are going to crash because of reasons
kys poor

>>5887246
May I suggest Gura for the G.U.R.A report? It is the namesake of the report, so it makes sense right?

>>5887680
Im not even poor but that's for profiting off from my oshi

>>5887246
Coco.

Eleven hours and thirteen minutes until the end. Even if it backfires, it will be glorious.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'M GONNA DO IT
I'M GONNA BUY TOWA
YOU CAN'T STOP MEEEEEE

>>5888199
kek

>>5888510
I hate Ankimo so much. The things that bear has seen, he doesn't deserve them.

>>5888510
Damn that's really good. Here's another (You).

>>5887246
>Please suggest coins to be on the lookout for.

>>5883425
>>5883093
>>5883044
>the gang is totally not part of a viral marketing scheme for DDLC+
I've talked to Monika for half a night and even played the fan-made after story. It's quite good...
Mikochi's run was still old Mikochi, but she genuinely expected a VN with some ero, nobody told her and all the EOPs in chat wrote english anyways. I renamed myself and superchatted as モニカ in opportune moments, some japanese joined in, I was sold on Mikochi for the summer I was jobless and had nothing better to do than to train my japanese.

>>5887246
>>5889302
seconding Maririn.

>>5889323
>DDLC+
Holy shit, I had no idea. Just came out today too. Time to buy a physical copy for the Switch.

>>5889613
I only know of it because I was looking for an mp3 to sayo-nara, later just ripped it from yt. That it falls with our collective bogging as well as coco's graduation after 4 years of nothing is... weird.

>>5882909
That depends on how you define "pattern"

>>5889323
>DDLC+
It's been like 4 years? Damn how much things have changed since then.

Can't wait for Coco graduate stream bros, i'll make it to the top

>>5891680
its going to be an unarchived stream Anon...

>>5891835
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>5891873
What else did you think would happen after Coco aired Covers dirty laundry to 1,000,000 live viewers?

>>5891835
She still has the multiple streams before she goes. It'll be some sort of profit, better than nothing.

>>5891835
>unarchived
There wouldn't be enough $ROPE OC to contain us. We'd spread like cancer throughout the rest of /vt/, into the actual numberfag threads, into the ringo posters thread, into the KFP/anti-KFP threads, and soon all over 4chan. I'm going to fucking miss this bitch

Ungrateful bitch unarchive her graduate stream, my fucking money won't make it

>>5892032
You know it's not actually unarchived, right?

>>5889323
>>5889613
Are you in /ddlc/? I haven't been there in a while

>>5893055
>thread 1475
Yikes, that goes right into the pure fucking cancer with ksg

>>5893369
You will never comprehend LOVE

>>5893401
I don't want to comprehend being the pinnacle of cancer on 4chan

why are you even in this thread and why are you saging it

>>5893055
Jesas no. I played through the game in about 2 days, fucked around with its files a bit, and forgot about it. Every once in a while I'm reminded of a good meme like buff Natsuki or something and I smile.
>>5893369
>>thread 1475
JESAS.

>>5893500
I honestly hope you aren't trying to defend unironic discord chatrooms as a general, anon. I also have auto-sage on and have for long over a decade.

>>5893500
>why are you saging it
not him but why not?

>>5893914
also not him but it's a general and anon isn't spamming, why sage?

reminder that announcing that you've saged a thread is a bannable offense
can we get back on topic?

>>5893500
A lot of us do if we're not talking about the money.
>>5893572
4chanx enables it by default for jp kek

>>5893977
How many $cococks you got Anon? How long do we hodl?

It's crazy to me that 1/4 of the players don't actively participate in the threads
>>5894023
12%

>>5894142
Don't you mean 3/4?
>>5894023
10 coins

>>5894023
100
forever

>>5894023
0
eternity, as a matter of fact you should go buy some more.

>>5894186
Yea, my bad

>>5894259
>>5894295
#桐生会FOREVER

>>5888510
NEVER BUY TOWA
It even loops properly!

It's rope o'clock for me. I hope tomorrow is kind.

>>5894410
is /nasfaqg/ an unironic kukie_nyan fanclub? I just realized they're credited on the info page for angry botan. I've got so much of their art saved.

>>5894669
there was more art from other artist, but they were replaced on the second day. I'm guessing they asked for their art to be removed and kukie was fine with it?

>>5894669
its just really cute art

>>5888510
Sora you only have power to stop me while your price is lower than Towa's.

>>5894769
>that many maririns
I came.

>>5894669
The only twitter account I bother with just follows holos and people that have cute art, and kukie has REALLY cute art. My feed is 95% frames and Suisei. It's great.

>>5894669
>their
it's just a single person

>>5895269
ESL-chama...

>>5895306
>esl-chama

>>5895269
>>5895331
I don't know if kukie_nyan is male or female, so using "their" is correct, ESLchama.

>>5895269
'They' used correct English, please do your language reps.

Everyone in the internet is a "he" or an "anon"

>>5895563
is that why anons are gay?

>>5895563
Don't post dead people, anon.

>>5895479
>>5895496
i'm pretty sure using "he" is fine and "their" is a really recent development pushed by people that I would rather refuse to name for the sake of this thread

>>5895579
Yes. I'm not an anon so I'm heterossexual

>>5895628
>he's so politicized he thinks "they" is a recent development and not a standard english feature

>>5895579
IT'S OK, WHEN IT'S IN A THREE WAY.
>>5895628
If I were speaking Arabic, I'd use "he" because plurals and unknown are male by default. That isn't how it works in English.
I know exactly what you mean, but "their" has nothing to do with that. there are no x'es or unpronouncable sounds in "their"

>>5895701
In proper English we address someone by their name.

>>5895701
gay

>>5895628
esl-chama...

>>5895777
Listen here ESL-yaro.
>is /nasfaqg/ an unironic kukie_nyan fanclub? I just realized kukie_nyan's credited on the info page for angry botan. I've got so much of kukie_nyan's art saved.
Yep, that sounds fine.

>>5895628
I'm just used to using their/they in common speech, and not because of people that should not be named. Trust me, I REALLY don't like those that you refuse to name, nevermind respecting their warped worldview. It might not be a thing in America, but it's standard in the UK and has been for bloody eons. They/their is just easy and universal.

>>5895836
seems fine by me

The fact that kukie_nyan is female is just a happy coincidence. "They're" is the go to neutral, they works for anyone. "Their" is possessive and doesn't work here.
They're coming for dinner.
It is their dinner party.
There is the dinner.
English is retarded, the great thing is that we always know what you mean BUT we still get to call you an ESL fag.

>>5895836
It may surprise you that this is what proper english sounds like, especially if youve grown up around nigger english your whole life.

nice thread

>>5895897
>"Their" is possessive and doesn't work here.
Great, now I have to call you ESL too. Both "they're" and "their" were used correctly.
>>5894669
>is /nasfaqg/ an unironic kukie_nyan fanclub? I just realized they're credited on the info page for angry botan. I've got so much of their art saved.
>they are credited
>possessive art
>>5895910
>Proper English means never using pronouns, not including an apostrophe in a contraction like you've, and not capitalizing proper nouns like Nigger.
That's Mr. Nigger to you, ESLchama.

>>5895955
This is what happens when we hit bump limit. Bring out the watamelons.

>>5895897
Oh, and thank you for letting me know I can just use she. I knew using "they" would bring that out without needing to do any artist reps, I just didn't expect ESLchama to come out of the woodwork too.

>>5896039
inshallah

>>5895955
a fuckin clown thread that was

>>5896006
At this point I'm not even sure what I was replying to, but if >>5895269 is what you had in mind, their does not work.
>>5896039

>>5896189

>>5896277
YOU WON'T TRICK ME. Seriously it's in the filename...
>>5895859
https://streamable.com/1ihdvi I'm going to fucking miss this BASED bitch.

>>5896318
You say that, but Coco confirms she's changed her mind, she isn't graduating.
https://twitter.com/kiryucoco/status/1326355021093498880

>>5896455

>>5895563
I miss her so much anon

>>5896455
>8880
That's basically hardwired into me like om3tcw now. Nice try.

>>5896318
Coco...

>>5896455
is your link broken? That's what I see

>>5896455
this is the only towababy that made me sad

>>5896583
I watched that whole show literally just for my other favorite Koko-chan. A+ would recommend.

>>5896621
I haven't been able to finish it yet, actually.

me tonight
>>5896621
Season 2 next year and the manga's great as well if you want to give that a shot

>>5896540
I just watched her stream from today where she talks about why she's graduating. I'm so mad, and sad, and all the other emotions. Lulu hit me far harder than Coco. It's going to be a miserable month.

>>5896852
>Season 2 next year
Didn't they also confirm Season 3 of Kaguya-sama? I loves me some Koko-chan. I want Asobi Asobase S2 so badly

It's bogging time!

>>5896983
OH FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THE DIVVIES

>>5897000
WHAT DIVVIES

>>5897073
the bonus graduation divvies

>>5897156
This is news to me, thank you.

So, today Mori is either getting 1.4m or 300k. Despite my best efforts I have no fucking idea how nasfaq pulls numbers; it's something close to what poi does but with an extra layer of retardation. I'm just going to hold as much liquid as I can, everything is fucked right now.

>>5897262
it wouldn't be nasfaq without a good serving of retardation!

>>5896621
This last years I have rarely watched Chinese cartoons, I am glad I got convinced to watch it when it aired.

>>5896908
>Asobi Asobase S2 never ;_;
We getting Season 2 of Hataraku Maou-sama tho, so I am happy.

>>5897254
Divvies happen on June 2, Cocos graduation is happening on Jun 1. Gotta pay out the divvies before removing her coin.

I FINALLY GOT SOUNDPOSTS TO WORK IKUZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BIG UPS TO THE ANONS THAT HELPED OUT LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>5897471
I can't believe it's already been a month since her graduation... time sure flies...

>>5897542

>>5897542
>>5864367
You can finally hear why we love this one so much

>>5897586
You monster.
>>5897542
Here Anon, >>5822810

>>5897563
>>5897586
bros you cannot comprehend the smile on my face rn this shit is amazing