/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

DID (YOU) BUY A BUNCH OF SHIT JUST FOR DIVS? NOT PLANNING ON HOLDING THEM LONG TERM? START SELLING AFTER DIVS PAY OUT OR PREPARE YOUR PINK WOJAKS FOR TOMORROW MORNING

$HOLO 837,306 views -> 688,798
$FRIEND 179,017 views -> 100,564
$POI 391,466 views -> 227,292
$DUCK 114,887 views -> 74,952
$PETTAN 465,375 views -> 250,926
$PPT 264,364 views -> 144,723
$NABI 10,215 views -> -1,067,504
this is not a complete listing and is presented in no particular order, I looked at coins that crabbed and/or were pumped hard today. FUD responsibly, wait for red/blue chart anon, etc.
>>6979675
fuck, I'm NGMI
>>6979677
IDK I just report.

>>6558795
HI EVERYONE, I'M CHRIS BERMAN.

MARINE'S FAT ASS FELL SO HARD IT BOUNCED RIGHT BACK UP AT ADJUSTMENT.
PEKORA? MORE LIKE LUCIA DEUX, ELECTRIC BOOGALOO.
OKAKORO UUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. BUY BUY BUY. NO OVERBOUGHT MECHANIC. RIDE THE ROLLERCOASTER ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP OF THE FUCKING LEADERBOARD.
THE DISCORD HAATONS FLEW A LITTLE BIT TOO CLOSE TO THE SUN. WANT A SHIT DIV COIN? GET YOUR DISCOUNT HAATOS TODAY.
furea, baby, what is you doin?
I HOPE YOU'RE NOT HOLDING ANY OF TWO PARTICULARLY PETTAN COINS TOMORROW MORNING, AND I HOPE YOU'RE READY TO BUY THEM ALL BACK UP.

>>6231201
THIS MORNING, ON SPORTSCENTER
AKI'S GOING DOWN HARD IN THE FOURTH QUARTER. SELL WHILE YOU STILL CAN.
MARINE MAKES A GREAT PLAY TODAY BY ACTUALLY FUCKING STREAMING. BUY BUY BUY.
AYAME WENT TO THE FUCKING MOON. WE'VE NEVER SEEN NUMBERS LIKE THIS BEFORE. SHE'S GOT HER PAYCHECK, SEE YOU IN A MONTH, WHOJOU.
AYAMY IS STILL SWEEPING THE FLOOR AS THE GREATEST SHITCOIN THAT EVER WAS.
KIARA SOMEHOW MANAGES TO PULL IN BETTER NUMBERS WHEN SHE'S NOT STREAMING. SCHEISSVOGEL INDEED.
SO MANY CHUBAS DIDN'T STREAM TODAY, I HOPE YOU'VE GOT YOUR ROPES READY FOR YOUR MORNING COMMUTE.
I WAITED FOR YOU 19TH HOUR ANON, WHAT THE FUCK? YOU'RE LATE!
I can't believe you stupid fucks sold Pekora

>>6191036
>Back to you, Anon.
Shouldn't have said that.

NOW IT'S TIME FOR BOOMER'S POWER PLAYS
TONIGHT, ON NASFAQ!

Motherfuckers keep buying Ayamy. Even if she gives you the same dividend she did last week ($70) she makes no sense at anything >$200 or so. She is forever broken. Commissioner honk will have to fix her.
Marine is sinking, and sinking fast. There are no buff muscled men dancing on Houshou pirate ship, or in Raymond James Stadium. They've all been thrown overboard MPP $9600 stop selling onegai
I HOPE YOU GOT YOUR AKIS READY, BECAUSE SHE'S GOING TO THE MOON. and she's probably already overbought, so unless you've been collecting Aki dips, you already missed the boat
SUBARU IS UP! SUBARU DIDN'T FUCKING STREAM. RECALL ALL SUBARUS.
STILL HOLDING CHOCO? FUCKING SELL SELL SELL SELL SHE'S GOING TO MEET AYAMY AND ALL THE INDOG SHIT COINS!
Moona? More like...Termina? After the moon crash...she got a video removed, OK? Not going to the moona.
Reine, you fucking turkey...
>>6191100
Hoshiyomis you fucking scare me. I sold all of my Suiseis because you're weird. And because she's going to crash like a meteor. Will pick up your bags at adjustment, no tip needed.
This isn't even a fake sports report anymore.

>>5900632
Sorry based Miko-poster. I was only sharing that information because it was actually working for me too. I've been single digit +/- % ever since UsaKen. Fucking war criminal. I'm starting to beleeb that it's now running on a rolling 7 day average, because I have NO fucking idea what the hell is going on at adjustment.
>>5900664
Yeah, no.

Fuck, After Effects won't cooperate and I don't feel like making this entirely in AegisSub. It might come back later as a finer shitpost, for now you just get a shitty loop.

HI THERE, I'M CHRIS BERMAN. UP NEXT ON ESPN,
Will Pekora have to adjust her starting lineup after /nasfaq/ spent all day pumping her?
Can 35P handle a 3rd straight day in the red? How can they get out of the paint? Wrong sport...
Kanata, Mori, Roboco, Subaru - all had increases in daily views. How can they translate this into gains on the field? Market. Whatever.
Are Coco, Gura, Marine, Rushia, Suisei...and Kiara, all going to get Susan'd by poi and sidelined by the broker?
Will honk's changes bring about the great boggening?
Can any illustrator's coin stop being a shitcoin?
CAN THE BUCS KEEP IT UP?
Buy Ame, Deadbrap, Holo, Roboco, Subaru
THIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE
NOW! not really, tomorrow, at 9