Monster Girl Thread

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P'Orcs are suitable for many roles.

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>>45985058
You have to impregnate all of the orcs.

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>>45985066
Anon, how?

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>>45985104
Miss Haku can probably give you the details. She might want to watch, though.

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>>45985066
how about just one

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>>45985168
Anal the teacher.

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>>45985209
>Anon too stupid to know which hole to stick it in
>Orcs don’t care cause it feels good anyways
>Hakutaku teacher pulling her hair out trying to explain to Anon that he isn’t having proper sex with them

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>>45985168
It was more of "all of them" question.

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>>45985209
But she poops from there!

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>>45985560
Does she? Do Mamono poop?

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>>45985582
No. They have a clean ass that self lubricates and absorbs essence with the same efficiency as te front hole.

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>>45985364
It was all a ploy to make miss Haku have sex with anon.

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>>45985633
That's it, I'm spending 5 bucks a month to ask KC why my coprophilia is being ignored!

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>>45985710
Go ahead.

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i will ward off any kikis trying to intrude on my home by simply cleaning and cooking everything, I will deny them their purpose

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>Fucking zombie
>Put finger in her mouth
>She very gently bites it
>Not enough to draw blood or hurt
>And the marks she left are gone within seconds
Tell me the truth, how long do I have left?

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>>45985853
5
4
3
2
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>>45985853
Mamono instincts make it hard to train your zombie to leave visible bite marks, but you'll get there quickly once you make it clear to her she's supposed to actually leave marks!
In the meantime, have you considered a bold lipstick for her to use?

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>>45985841
>You will now have to deal with a rejects kiki
>she refuses to wear her uniform
>she refuses to wear pants and only wears her panties/your boxers
>she refuses to cook, clean or do anything around that isn’t watching gameshows and shitty isekai animes
>Will constantly tease you with her fat, lazy ass and big, braless tits

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Today I will remind them.

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>>45986066
Post portal many girls coming to our world will have to adapt to our environments. One would think this would be traumatizing to a lot of beast girls who are used to living their lives in the forest and wildernesses but they are adapting surprisingly well. The various wan species have quickly discovered that hamburger joints offer easy hunting grounds for both delicious foods and mates. Tons of single humans sitting outside and totally defenseless.

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>>45986112
This picture is actually in reverse
>Hey human, I brought you a burg!
>Can you pet me now?
>*happy wan noises*

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Woe pharaoh’s curse upon you

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>>45986125
Imagine her shock at learning that for simply cooking the humans will give her these pieces of paper which she can trade for burgs and then bring to her husband, she can't wait to go back to their nest and share this news with her husband.

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If mamonos are so tough why won't they fight me?

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>>45986329
They missed the bus.

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>>45986329
Sir This is a Wendys.

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>>45986329
Umi Osho is a lover, not a fighter.

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>>45985364
Silly Haku, vag seggs and babbies are for winners who conquer villages.

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im going to be a hero of the wurms! but how tho?

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>>45986441
with a rock

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>>45986455
but how big should my rock be tho? also they keep telling me to wurm around?

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>>45986455
A polished rock.

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Are wurms fireproof? It gets very hot when you dig deep enough.

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>>45986474
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>>45986474
A polish golem?

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Are wurms wurmproof? It gets very wurm when you dig deep enough

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>>45986481
That too. Remember to tip your Witcher.

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>>45986487
This is proof of wurm

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>>45986507
>feed me anon

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>>45986507
why is his face red?

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>>45986133
>cursed with magic, curves, exotic features…
How is that a curs—
>…and autism
Oh, I get it. Thought she was going to be a Mummy at first. Noice Totally Spies vibe.

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>>45986544
He's a communist.

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>>45986574
>he wants to famine the plant to death
Checks out.

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how does ms haku deal with wurm-chan

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>>45986627
With her degree in Special Education!

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>cum on rose alarune
>your cum had wrong pH scale
>she dies

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>>45986532
>she rapes your Dark Elf dentist
B-b-based!

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>>45985364
>Hakutaku teacher pulling her hair out trying to explain to Anon that he isn’t having proper sex with them
More like
>Hakutaku teacher pinning Anon down and having proper sex with him to explain how to do it right
>*PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* GET EDUCATED GET EDUCATED GET EDUCATED

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gonna link and Haku's brain to a jubjub

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>>45986666
Sasuga, Mega-Satan.

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Hakus can't fuck me, I'm simply too dumb.
And I'm not gonna change.

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gonna mix moth dust into a Haku's morning coffee

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>>45986760
Anal mating press Hakutaku teachers
Anal mating press loli Hakutaku students

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>>45986842
Too slim

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>>45986793
what is a jubbed Haku like?

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>>45986854
>anal sex in the face down position with the lights on, purely for recreation
Normal turtle sex is undergoing a surprising popularity boost. Protip: Remember to yell about how worthless she is for reproducing to push her over the edge!

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I am a proud spore (sweaty hatter butt cheek) inhaler

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>>45986854
>Anal mating press Hakutaku teachers
Plot twist: Haku gets off on how kinky that is, and asks for more.

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>>45987086
It seems she's grown tired of playing the demure shrine maiden

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>>45987095
what 3000 years does to a girl

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If hakus are cows, why are their tails so big and fluffy?

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>>45987123
never seen a washed and blow dried cow anon?

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>>45987086
does she have legs?

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>>45987135
Not exactly the same, although I would like to see a blow dried haku now.

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>>45987123
cows are available in many flavors

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>>45987140
You can see them clearly in the sketches at the bottom.
>>45987160
Like that LN harpy drying pic but with a haku.

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>>45987140
Yes she's closer to Crab's Ryūjin than the standard Ryū in that regard.

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The cows piss us off

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Cupid charm next.

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>>45987164
i see none in choco

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>>45987206
the face of mercy

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Cows eat grass
They also eat my ass
I also eat their ass

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>>45987086
Why not post the translated one?

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>>45987281
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

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>>45987281
2-tone hair stays winning

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>>45987281
When a girl passes needing correction and moves into DEMANDING correction.

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>>45987281
>she's dragon
>she wants cum
Amazing deep world building from the John monstergirl creator of monstergirls there

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>>45987392
Mad cuz bad.

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>>45986869
She's a slime. Instant thiccness just add water

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>>45987281
>>45987302
Imagine what an msgk she would be minus 3 millenia.

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>>45987392
You got to admire consistency though. Every single profile is the same.

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>>45988006
>M
>A
At this point I wouldn't be able to stop myself from kissing her. That open mouth is just too much.

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Fox mating season is almost over.

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Would you take a IT job in the maid academy? You will be the only one dealing with IT, nothing as been installed yet but you will be helped by mamonos working there

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>>45988006
Shogs communicate through telepathy though

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>>45988089
Maybe she likes how it feels to use a mouth to speak.

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>>45988075
Teaching women from a medieval fantasy world how to use computers and dealing with tech support for them must be every IT guy's nightmare job.

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>>45988046
>almost over.
Work it harder, make it better
Do her faster, makes fox stronger
More than ever, hour after hour
Breeding season never over

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>>45988089
Even if her Mastah likes hearing her actual voice?

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>>45988099
Yes but imagine their smile everytime you help them (also the pay would be insane)

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>>45988109
That's why she gonna put asmr quality "mastah" whispers in your head until you break

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>>45988137
anything but that!

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>>45988192
Is that the manga about the guy who's turned into the cat monster and gets the elf master? I can't remember very well but I'm pretty sure she molested his little cat dick or something stupid. It got really weird.

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>>45988227
Yes.

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>>45988075
I'm installing Montoo on every computer in the building.

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>>45988245
I hope he managed to turn into a real boy before the elf raped him then.

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>>45987498
>A wicked witch and matriarch of the dark elves, she serves as their advisor and is a woman of few words.
>Despite how she may look and dress – she is virgin. She falls madly in love with the protagonist at first sight.

Such a good VN.

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>>45988252
Nope, gonna block all the funny URL

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>>45988227
No. That doujin is just a drunk Elf turning her cat into a monster boy shota. The one you're thinking of is something about a Behemoth.

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You know if we take the bible into account, humans only started wearing clothes after they sinned so you could say it’s God’s will for them to be stripped bare their lewd bodies for monster girls

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>>45985025
>Away from the thread for a day and a half
>Was thinking about getting attacked by a p'orcer raiding party earlier
>Come here to post a greentext story about it
>Thread's OP is the classic p'orcer war party
Is this a sign that I'm p'orc bait?

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ask a monster for a kiss and when she says yes make out with her ass instead

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>>45988420
Gross! That's where the poop comes out.

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>>45988450
You wash, don't you.

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>>45988420
>do this with an arachne's spinnerette
>mouth gets stuck to her

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>>45988450
monsters don't poop, stupid.

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>>45988479
Monsters do anything you can imagine if it involves sex.

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>Anon who is fascinated by reptile mamono
>Can't go for sneks because the whole swallowing food whole genuinely scares him
>Afraid of heights so dragons are a no go
>Only lizardman and salamander left
>Anon decides to pursue and marry a salamander
>After their first rendezvous, they go out for dinner
>Salamander orders a whole chicken roasted
>Swallows it whole in front of him
>Anon didn't know lizards also swallow their food whole
>Anon faints and his new salamander wife is confused

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>>45988515
Man she got busty.

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>>45987206
Nice! You planning on selling these? I'd spring for the demon and cupid in a heartbeat.

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>>45988578
>be archmage elf
>video camera invented
>this kills magic and miracles
>reduced to fast food
immortality is really a curse

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>>45988046
Dont be fooled. Just because mating season is over, that doesnt mean you are safe, it just means the foxes are going back to hunting for sport rather than need
In fact, it might be more dangerous since they will have clear heads for their schemes

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>>45988597
Don't engage with the spammer, he's just shilling a dozen different brands of off-topic junk day in and day out.

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>>45985853
>zombie bites finger
>more like nibbles on it a bit
>now she she has to nibble on it when she gets stressed out like some kind of pacifier
>this carries over when she wights
Can her pride handle it?

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>>45988648
Fox schemes can't be THAT hard to not fall for, right? All you have to do is ask Miss Haku if something's a fox scheme and she'll surely tell you if so and how to avoid falling for it!

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>>45988369
Blame snakes.

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cows go moo and i found one who came out the ground
she says muuuuuuu and has three horns
her ears are fins and she looks rather derpy

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>>45988806
>Haku slaps a talisman on your chest, telling you it's a protective ward agausnt fox illusions
>Actually just a slip of paper with "Slut for Foxes" witten on it in Zipagese
>Anon blunders through most illusions, schemes, and other attempts unraped due to misplaced confidence

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>>45988823
Hand her a rock
Trust me it'll go well

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>>45988685
What is on topic then, hagposting?

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>>45988853
Need calcium for milk production.

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>>45988841
Haku-sensei would never stoop so low. She's smart and cool and very pretty and would never ever make anon a target for lonely foxes.

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>>45989079
Teacher's pet.

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>>45989079
i want haku -senseis "special" one on one tutoring

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>>45987392
You really waste all that energy in hating on a dude you'll never meet in real life over a fucking furry art piece don't you.

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>>45989150
I can't help it, whenever she calls me a good boy my knees get weak.

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>>45989228
>i'm going to get a good grade in sensei, something which is both normal to want and possible to achieve

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>>45988417
>sign that I'm p'orc bait
Depends on your leadership ability

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>>45989238
>a good grade in sensei
Excuse me?

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>>45989243
You can be p'orc bait in either case, just expect different results.

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>>45988417
being the coddled love slave of a gang of buiiis sounds like a charmed life

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>>45985902
>bold lipstick
>helping Zombie gf put on lipstick.
>She really enjoys how lifelike it makes her lips look
>her sloppy kisses always smear the lipstick all over your body.
>eventually your love makes her mamonoevolve
>now she can use it on her own
>and she has a lot of experience.
I need this.

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>>45989228
It’s a short and slippery slope from earning haku-sensei’s loving praise for good test scores to earning haku-sensei’s loving praise for eating her out under her desk

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>>45989245
I'm gonna get a bade grade in sensei.
I'm gonna put a D in sensei.

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Those 90s cat girls with their too far apart eyes...

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>>45989295
reminds me of those fucked-up fancy goldfish breeds

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>>45989295
That was such a common thing back then. Shit makes old stuff unwatchable now.

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>>45989281
Getting yourself addicted to mamono praise is dangerous... It gives them a lot of control over you.
I've seen what junkies will do for that next "good boy", and it isn't pretty.

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>>45989281
What a terrible fate, to eat out the nerd cow. Once you get a taste for her praise, you really can't go back.

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>>45986133
Return the slab.

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>>45989373
The slab is *mine*. If that dusty old corpse wants it back, she can come get it herself.

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>>45986842
I will turn this pink slime into a white slime.

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>>45989323
'Easiest A+ of my life' Anon thinks, eating out Haku-sensei under her desk in the middle of a lecture.
'Ms. Haku is really a sucker', he thinks, vice-grip on her hips with her skirt messily hiked up, desperately breeding with her bent over a desk.
'I should do this every semester' he thinks, snuggled up in her lap and sleepily drinking from her breasts in the teacher's lounge.

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as the saying goes: behind every great man is a great woman whispering in his ear, telling him exactly what to do, calling him a good boy when he's nice a pliable and obedient and... uh... a-anyways

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Forget the dumb cow. I'm gonna hang out with the hellhound delinquent because she promises to keep me safe from the other bullies

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Eros girls are best girls.

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>>45989470
Very wise words.

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>>45989472
Gonna find me a hellcow mix.

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>>45989470
I am glad you have a mother, anon.
Anyway, monster girls?

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>>45989521
>Anyway, monster girls?
Yes, dommy mommy monster girls, let's talk about them.

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>>45989521
I think monster girl is a pretty cool guy.

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>>45989534
Fights the Order and doesn't afraid of anything

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I'm gonna eat that fruit thing a barometz is in! I'll scoop it with a comically large spoon and get away with it consequence-free!

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>>45989488
Eros ninjas with the full compliment of ninja gear, aphrodisiac gas pellets, realmsilver shurikens instead of arrows, and two large silencing smothering tools on their chest

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>>45989530
>dommy mommy monster girls
My biggest weakness. Hope the Eros extremists don't find out.

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>>45988814
>Snakes proved human women can’t follow simple rules and will take innocent men down together with them
>Snakes caused the domino effect that expelled men from paradise and made them wear clothes
>dragons are snakes
>IT’S THE FAULT OF DRAGONS THAT MEN REFUSE TO SHOW THEIR BODIES TO MONSTER GIRLS

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I never noticed this until now. Where are all the leotards?
Got any mgs wearing skintight leotards?

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>>45989600
there's at least one but she might call you Tom

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>>45989607
Has there ever been a greater shakeup for a girl than anons learning kots call their husband Tom?

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I'm gonna get chesh to respect me and call me by my name (it's NOT TOM!!!)

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>>45989488
>bright pink wyvern tries to talk you into becoming an Eros paladin

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>>45989612
Oh dear, another round with the semen jar...

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>>45989604
17 years on and she's still the best girl.
Damn, it's really been that long, huh? How old is KC anyhow?

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>>45989607
the leotard+hotpants combo is potent

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>>45989646
>How old is KC
Why does it matter to you?

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>>45987025
>"This isn't mating, but it IS extra credit."

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>>45989521
Your mom does that shit to you? Your mother calls you nice and pliable and obedient?

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>>45989553
>eat a bite of it
>immediately overcome by mind-breaking, body-wracking convulsions of arousal
>picked up and husbando'd by the barometz
are you stupid?

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>>45989688
Mostly just a stray thought.
He's been doing this for years. Assuming he started when he was around 20 he would be like 40 today. But seeing as he has some previous work he would be around 50 I'd assume.
It's kind of wild thinking about it. I remember finding out one of my favorite H artist was like 62 years old

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>>45987164
It's always amusing to see busty girls outshone by even bustier girls. The small one is a better size anyway.

>>45988515
>When you say you can fix her and then actually manage to do it

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>>45989749
He is now, and happier for it.

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>>45989245
>MsHaku graded my test and said I scored an 'A'
>She says next time if I study more she might score me her 'C'

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>>45988515
>Before / after
What a downgrade. I'm gonna keep beating her and then fucking her until she gets into shape again.

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>>45989775
Do you think Haku ever appreciate himbos? Seems like a nice, dumb but cute Anon wouldn't be far from what they're used to dealing with anyway, comparatively.

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Don't forget to keep your Salamanders excercised and in shape (by regularly fucking them to exhaustion)

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>>45989754
Rough estimate for me would be about 35 - 39. Which, considering he's been doing it since around 2006 - 2008 as a side gig isn't that bad.

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>>45989993
How old is asanagi?

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>>45990033
I don't know or care because it's none of my personal business and the age that I posted for Cross was purely speculative.

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Mouse of slumber, the adorable

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All monsters deserve to be turned into cows

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>>45990090
They look happy.

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>>45990092
Happy little cows. Big happy cows.

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>>45990083
You must be the only poster here that calls him Cross and you never seem like a genuine poster.

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>>45990103
>You never seem like a genuine poster
Except I very much am, and I'll call him whatever the fuck I want to between Kenkou, Kenkou Cross, KC, Cross, etc. because I'll go out on a limb and presume that most of the people who even still use this thread would immediately know who that is.

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>explained to my coworkers during lunch break yesterday that I'm okay being alone when one of them brought it up
>one of my coworkers is an erosite unfortunately, so Eros heard me through him
>Eros sent a houri after me today
>doing my best to resist her allure
>she just appears and wraps her arms around my neck from behind
>"Are you ready to give up yet?"
>"No."
>"How about now?"
>"N-No."
>"Now?"
>"No..."
>she kisses me on the cheek
>"Now?"
>"N... No!"
>she giggles
Fuck you Eros, I will not lose to a pink angel. I will NOT

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>>45990103
He's still more genuine than you and your obsessive attempts at redirecting the thread away from MGE/KC because of your petty and bizarre personal feud.
Maybe if you weren't so retarded you'd see how blatant you are.

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>>45990136
I'm not leaving but I have no interest talking about kenkou cross and only slightly more in talking about mge itself.
Lucky we have all those new elf animes to rely on coming out for content.

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>>45990130
Careful. She may take even more extreme measures to make you see the light. Tell her you're already a devotee of the Fallen Godess.

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Cast your body into the sea, ye unmarried anons! The children of Poseidon shall claim you as their most treasured beloved!

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>>45989903
I'm sure she could, thought it might be a little uncommon; hakus' natural prey are teacher's pets.

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>>45990176
You can talk about those on /a/. This is primarily a thread focused on MGE. I know it's a thing you can't seem to comprehend because your blood commits treason against the King's English every waking hour of every day you use the VPN to dodge the Argentina ban, but still.

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The cuddles will be forced and non-negotiable

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Elf massages soon.

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>>45990252
Fuck, marry, kill?
For me, it's fuck Erufuda, marry Marcille, kill Frieren

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>>45990248
>The cuddles will be forced
Like hell

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>>45990305
>kill Frieren
Probably the hardest one. Haven't gotten around to watching dungeon meshi yet though.

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>>45990130
>Falls asleep, sitting in your lap.
>Leg locking you with her dainty legs
>Arms around your back
>Head resting on your shoulder
>But you won't give up, right?

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>>45990315
i'm preemptively declaring her as the elf of the season

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>>45990305
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>>45990355
You need to stop replying to yourself

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>>45990370
jerk

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>>45990086
Sleepy Hinezumi are perfect for cold winter nights.

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>>45990305
Fuck them all
Marry none of them
Kill demons

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I'm going to worship a Dragon and act like her most loyal goon and expand her ego. I'm going to make her worse.

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>>45989672
The leotard+hot pants caught my attention. The little blue rings around her irises kept it though.

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>>45990527
>Kill demons
That's an odd way of spelling worship

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>>45990252
BUILT FOR mimics

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>>45990558
>As the Chancellor of Malefs Kingdom, I will be watching your career with great interest

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>>45990558
same but with a wurm

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I want a kesaran pasaran wife, but the size of a JY instead of an onahole.

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You think it's hard being a student in a monster school, you have it easy. I'm one of the teachers and I'm struggling for survival here every day in between the slutty Demon principle and the Haku teacher from the lecture room down the hall trying to hit on me and then taking care to avoid the predatory students that attend this fucking college. Seriously, a teacher like me shouldn't have to worry about the JKs trying to buddy up with me, like that Jinko and Hellhound who run the delinquent gang, or those Sabbath students, or worse, that nerdy Shoggoth looking for a solution to her falling grades that keeps talking to me wayyy too much after class and affectionately calling me things like "teach". I'm not sure I'll even be able to make it to retirement before one of them tries to follow me home one day and pounce me. I'm a teacher, I'm supposed to be in charge of the students! Not afraid of them and the other staff!

[Anonymous No.]

>normal monsters
>rape a human until he cums
>zipanguese weeb retards
>rape a human
>leaves him there convulsing humping the air
>puts panties back as if she is sheathing a japanese katana
>finally the human cums all over the place
No wonder they are all 800 years old hags.

[Anonymous No.]

Moral of the story: Running with the hare and hunting with the hound has consequences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45990624
I'll only worship a Demon brat's blue JS pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45990717
>Be Zipanu not japan fox
>Pre portal she got some insight to human society, being able to access pieces of the human internet and being able to watch great classic movies
>Her entire life despite being a shrine maiden revolves around the finest Viking Swords that have been hammered in the mountains by dwarves for her.
>She has made her self a cowboy hat like her movie hero Clint Eastwood
>She has replicated human food in her world such as Hamburgers and Coca Cola though she hasn't gotten the carbonation part down.
>She says common human phrases such as America Fuck Yea and God bless Texas.
>When the portals open she will be ready.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45990717
>puts panties back as if she is sheathing a japanese katana
>finally the human cums all over the place
Bitches think they're Twiska.

[Anonymous No.]

The salamander is adorable, even though her expression looks like she has a single brain cell bouncing around in her cranium like a windows screen saver.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45990917
>Big, spiky ears.
>thick thighs
foxes are okay, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45990878
A lot of warrior girls are airheads, the dex or quality build ones are less likely to be so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45989270
I know, right? Lipstick marks are underrated!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45990930
Her brain ain't right, but its fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>45990930
That's why I go with shrine maidens, they're much smarter and more cultured.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if I post my feet pics on the lamia board?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45990968
Probably not that much. Lamias are just like people--a few have a foot fetish and everyone else thinks they're nuts.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45991020
A new game just came out with her in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45987281
>Mikana is a childlike dragon
LIES! OLD OLD OOOOOLLLDD!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45990968
You end up getting stalked by a creepy hebi. You'll know when your shoes start going missing.

[Anonymous No.]

>29,428 words
Fucking finally i finish writing. Now to editing.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45991099
>massive tits
>massive ass
Interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

im going to meet with a wurm i met on wurming, her name is alice and shes from wonderland, worcestershire.

[Anonymous No.]

>Other archeologists keep finding rare and exotic monster girl species
>Meanwhile I just keep finding worthless 10000 year old anubis fanfictions, tablets from angry customers, and ancient pornography
What am I doing wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

There's more to life than tits and ass.

[Anonymous No.]

So lets say, theoretically, that i wanted to commision something from one of our artists. Is there any way that i can reach out to them directly? Twitter is ass .

[Anonymous No.]

>>45990307
If she says you're cold and need hugs, you're cold

[Anonymous No.]

>>45991135
Dicksword is the only other option that I know of and even then it's anyone's guess which servers they're actually active in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45991135
The only one I can think of is skai and he's got 41 in queue already. And it's been like that for a while so he might be slow as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45991132
Shes cute.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45991164
Really nice artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45991135
Yerb has a discord listed on his twitter.
https://twitter.com/yerbmeow

[Anonymous No.]

>>45991095
Good luck with editing anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45991189
He hasn't posted anything that hasn't been a commission for ages, let alone post here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45991135
IfTheArtistConsents has a site on commiss.io
https://commiss.io/iftheartistconsents

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters really do be the most unreliable employees

[Anonymous No.]

>>45991149
I'll try there.
>>45991189
Love yerbs cute stuff, but i'm going for something different. Hope axem does comms.
>>45991206
Nothing there, but will keep in mind for the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45991201
The guy literally asked for an artist who does commissions, though. Plus, didn't Murlocs literally commission him to do art for contest participants?

Also, GreenwormAnon doesn't take commissions, but did solicit ideas for Sola drawings, and the Pic Related was him doing one of those ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45991222
I wish you luck in your search.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45991132
>tablets from angry customers
Ea Nasir you stupid 'Nuki! Where are my copper pieces!?!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45985025
My politics? Here is my politics! What, you were expecting me to be Order-aligned?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45991231
Correct. I can't recommend Yerb enough.
Still waiting for MCsplinter and GTGuy to get in touch with me for their prizes.
I'll try to remember to post something at the very start of next thread, but that will probably be the last reminder. If a friendly anon could cover for me if I'm asleep I'd appreciate it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

No! Bad ghoul! Spit it out, it's dirty! If you want food just ask!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45991141
I probably am and I always do. Can I have some cocoa too?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

My fate is not just sucking on hag titty for the rest of my life. I was meant for more in this world! I won't be chained down and shackled by a fat hag! I WILL BE FREE!

[Anonymous No.]

I am weak to monsters in jeans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45991497
freedom is an old fox
you should embrace freedom

[Anonymous No.]

>>45991497
>I won't be chained down and shackled by a fat hag
It'll be a muscle hag instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>45991518
Every fox just looks like akagi to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45991532
That's because this one is literally just AI slop Akagi

[Anonymous No.]

>>45991544
knock off of a knock off? really swirling the drain

[Anonymous No.]

>>45991544
AI is amazing now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45991556
Pretty much.
Which is strange considering the sheer amount of pictures there are of her already.

>>45991565
Its Ok, the bigger issue is that people have no sense of quality control and just spam it because their brains are too fried to understand that more isn't always better.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45991590
The more normal art a character has, the easier it is to train an AI to draw it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45991644
so anyway i'm putting in my 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45991654
OH, I know that much, its more that I'm confused as to why they'd make more.
Legitimately unless you're looking for niche fetish stuff with her, I'm sure you're set.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45991644
Miss are you okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>45991644
That guy certainly has a type

[Anonymous No.]

>>45991685
You could ask the same thing about the people who commission one thousand pictures of a character doing something weird or two characters from completely unrelated works making out. It's basically the digital equivalent of hoarding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45991943
Maybe I'm just old fashioned but I fucking hate AI art because I would rather know that I'm interacting with a person providing a service over a robot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45991955
What's wrong with interacting with robots?

[Anonymous No.]

Gothmono: Taste of a new generation

[Anonymous No.]

>>45991989
The assbots are almost upon us.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45991943
Also true, guess its just a tism or extreme waifuism thing.
I can get OCs but actual, mass art targets like Akagi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45992080
No matter how many pics of a character they have, they always want more.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Pregnant Hellwan wife is craving nashville hot chicken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45992284
Shit, now *I* want Nashville hot chicken.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45992284
I'm getting some hotwings tomorrow just cause I love me some hot, fried chicken.
Also like me some phoenix coincidentally.

[Anonymous No.]

Kittens

[Anonymous No.]

Undead hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45992432

[Anonymous No.]

>>45992553
I wish you had, like, just a fuckload of money. So you'd pay a guy to do more foot pics than this one.

[Anonymous No.]

Anon belongs between hellhound thighs

[Anonymous No.]

Old WoMen

Are the future

[Anonymous No.]

Guess what

[Anonymous No.]

>>45991164
Bob

[Anonymous No.]

What about MGE appeals to you the most?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45992574

[Anonymous No.]

>>45992652
Man all that rotting pineapple pudding went straight to her ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>45992652
Remember to friendzone coworkers because dating in the office is wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>45992633
a trustworthy wife who loves me unconditionally and that by fucking her I cure all status ailments and grow to have a perfect body

[Anonymous No.]

>>45992633
Being able to tell my wife honestly that yes, I would love her if she was a wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45992752
This is how you should treat all kot companions on your adventure
And yes, even the jinkos

[Anonymous No.]

i wish goats were real

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that sometimes you just need to be like the sea slime.
Go with the flow.
And also carry a number of toxins to incapacitate a potential mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45992766
Gonna steal her hat AND her staff.
Dumb kot.

[Anonymous No.]

Next time you see a Mermaid, just talk with her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45992633
The ability to have orgies with preteens

[Anonymous No.]

>>45992633
the girls that are monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45992633
big undead dragons i can cuddle with

[Anonymous No.]

>>45992958
I want a Troll drawn by Rozenweapon

[Anonymous No.]

I will impress a demon by signing her contract with my blood!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45993027
I want a haku drawn by Regura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45993038
Any hag drawn by Regura would be amazing, but for some reason a hag Alp story by Regure would be great, showing superiority over Lims and normal Succs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45993027
i'm glad onitengu drew several unreasonably cute cheshires

[Anonymous No.]

>>45992633
the style, which especially makes me delighted in seeing some old art getting remade... except for the shroom girl and werewolf, why must they be stagnant?!!?? a damn crime they didn't get remade...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45993084
those both got mockups for the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>45993092
where the wolfie, and why so smol?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45992633
Having a wife that genuinely loves me and that mamonos are the ones that initiate that

[Anonymous No.]

>>45993027
I wish Hroz went back to making MG doujinshi since he drew those Wights as single pictures and no continuation I got blueballed

[Anonymous No.]

>>45993073
My favorite chesh

[Anonymous No.]

>>45988556
yeah and soon too! Got permission from KC to sell em.
Thinking of reworking Yan arachne into a charm too.

[Anonymous No.]

>Teleportation combined with beastkin tracking abilities
Literally impossible to escape from, but try to struggle, she likes it.

[Anonymous No.]

Hebi is a good wife, why not marry her anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45992773
The jinko are weakest to it. It's great.

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

>Tom

[Anonymous No.]

>>45993315
I will never fall for cat trickery
I will NOT be a tom

[Anonymous No.]

>>45993291
This zombie is simply asking for a firm handshake, nothing scary here

[Anonymous No.]

Big fat undead ass I could use as the optimal cold pillow. Fat assed zombies/wights are the ideal monster for pillow uses, maybe right next to bogies

[Anonymous No.]

>>45993332
>t. anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45993315
>the virgin MGE cheshire cat
>compared to the stacy 62studio cheshire cat
Come on, now.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this some military school hazing ritual?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45993207
>It's the 3rd night of a Cheshire Cat inviting herself to your camp.
>(You cannot rest while Monsters are nearby)
>Can't catch or get rid of her
>Only goes away if you complete one of her 'sidequests'
>Sidequests involve: Pranking the Bandersnatch, shouting out loud bad things about the Red Queen, shuffling a deck of Trumparts, bad manners at Hatter's next tea party, kissing a Cheshire Cat, taking a hit off a Wonderworm's hookah, gaslighting a Wererabbit into believing she's very later... etc.
>This journey through Wonderland will take time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45993207
>>45993315
I will hunt her down and steal kisses from this funny kot

[Anonymous No.]

>>45993348
I'm pretty sure it's just some bunker babes trying to score a succubus by luring her with an unassuming-looking (and therefore most likely to be useful for bait) human male

[Anonymous No.]

>45993356
Fuck off, yuri isn't welcomed

[Anonymous No.]

>45993358
Imagine taking this much offense when a shitpost is met with a shitpost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45993353
You are neither equipped nor prepared for this hunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>45985025
Oh Noble Beautiful Lilims! Oh might and compassionate demon lord Lilith! Surely you understand Skibidi Toilet Fan Tax amongus gyat rizzler?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45993374
My TOM meter is already on overload and I have demon silver ropes, you don't need more

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want to get TOM'd anymore
Cheshires are so mean
I'll cry

[Anonymous No.]

>>45993207
I'd rather eat cheshire ass, maybe this will take her by surprise

[Anonymous No.]

>>45993490
I will avoid the mean cheshs and get the one who pranks you with kisses and hugs instead of ass on head

[Anonymous No.]

>>45993559
Where's the cheshire cat that pranks you with milk (straight from the tap)? I want to meet that one

[Anonymous No.]

>>45993569
The extremely gentle mommydom bully kot?

[Anonymous No.]

Wait a second, this isn't a prank, this is sexual assault!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45993586
Extremely gentle is optional as long as she isn't super S and tries to make you feel bad.

[Anonymous No.]

Need giant sized chesh to sit on me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45993596
who would let a monster in their sweater?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45993643
Anyone who isn't ready to get slimed, that's who.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45993643
Me. I even wear extra baggy ones for more room

[Anonymous No.]

>>45993569
Can be the same one but mostly likely a hag, old cat are always nicer

[Anonymous No.]

>>45993633

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45993633
>>45993855
Dreams do come true

[Anonymous No.]

>>45993894
what knowledge do small fairies bring!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45993932
They bring not of knowledge
not of wisdom
only of HAPPINESS

[Anonymous No.]

>>45992652
Poor Zhloe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45993984
And what of the pixies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45993291
>>45993338
>Resident Evil Outbreak File 3#
>The Virus Gauge is now an Arousal Gauge
>You can't lower it the "virus" growth,it goes only up,once it reaches 100% your male PC is "lost" to mamano magic and will copulate with the lovely/lonely undead girls,female PC's turn into undead variants instead
>over 12+ scenarious including ones from file 1 and 2 updateded for the mamano experience
What could have been

[Anonymous No.]

Cheshire would be an great bodyguards, they are excellent at spying and giving Intel. Imagine that an Eros priestess need protection, paired her with a heavy gunner anon and no one can attack the priestess without getting full of demon silver bullets or stab by a teleporting paw. Now make the chesh and anon kiss and you get an unstoppable force, heckhound can't compete

[Anonymous No.]

>>45994089
your head will collapse
but there's nothing in it, and you ask yourself
where is my mind?
where is my mind?
way out in the water, see it swimming

[Anonymous No.]

>>45994135
I'm having a hard time parsing whatever the fuck this half-paragraph is, but a bodyguard's job isn't to spy on other people. It's to protect their charge.
On that point, any monster that can lead their man to Pandemonium is the most effective bodyguard there is!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45994135
Almost gibberish. Probably written by a cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45994183
>>45994172
I see nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45992800
They are. Just not the kinds you want to fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45993036
>"What the fuck, Anon?!"
>"What is wrong with you?!"
>"I have an enchanted pen right here."
>"Righting in blood doesn't do anything."
>"This isn't like the movies. You've just wasted a really expensive and hard-to-make contract!"
>"I swear if I didn't think you were worth it, I'd brain you right here and now and throw you in a pit of stinkhorn matangos."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45994255
What a cunt, at least anon can still fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>Wake up
>Cheshire wife is sleeping soundly next to you
>Feel something wet and rough beneath the sheets
>Cheshires detached head and mouth is all over your naughty bits

[Anonymous No.]

>>45994269
What, did you think demons and their ilk are kind girls that are slow to anger?

Quite the opposite. They tend to be mean, malicious, and quick-tempered. Though in due time, they will warm up to their mate as they treat him less like a semen dispensary and more like a husband, treating him better and with love. Their nature still remains however. Do something stupid like Anon did, and she'll snap at you angerly for being stupid. She expects you to do dumb stuff, you're a human after all, but she still gets mad when you're a dumb-dumb. For that reason, seeing as you obviously can't take care of yourself and fend for yourself, she's so graciously offered a contract to you, so that she can watch over you and protect you. It's a burden demons have to shoulder after all. And all it'll cost you is frequent sexual intercourse.

Honestly, you should be glad that such a superior creature is willing to even entertain the idea of even being around you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45994325
Yeah, they can stay far away with dark elves and other disgusting species, preferably a few thousand trenches far away

[Anonymous No.]

>>45994341
I agree. Demons are shit.

Gimme big, soft cow instead. Or muscle cow. Really any cow is good for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45992569
I'm always down for a hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45994459
They raped him because he told the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45994355
Milk cow or muscle cow...

It's a very hard decision, especially if you don't want to do the harem route.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45994355
GET EQUIPPED WITH
SPIDER COW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2CgHwaCLLg

[Anonymous No.]

>>45992574
What's Athena planning in the back, she's not going to turn into a tentacle monster again is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45991482

[Anonymous No.]

>>45994459
I'd trap my penus in the venus, if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.]

>cuddling with dragon zombie
>order heroine breaks in and says she's come to rescue you
>dragon zombie uses miasma
>cuddling with dragon zombie and wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>45994863
I don't know what you mean. Mind clarifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45995029
Mind clarifying? That's a flayer's job!

[Anonymous No.]

This ahri might have trouble dashing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45995136
Why? It's just 2 hyphens.

[Anonymous No.]

The Skeleton Mage weaves a mighty spell, how do you counter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45995209
Angel casts Mega Heal!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45994637
Ushi-Oni? More like Uh-SHEESH-oh-no.

[Anonymous No.]

First day at the student council.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45995277
Ladies this isn’t proper dress code you of all people should know this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45995277
I want to fuck that flat demonlet in the back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45985025
So how would MGE's logic and meta counter or prevent the "doomed by the narrative" trope that has befallen certain loving romantic couples in other works of fiction and media? As in the loving boyfriend(s) and girlfriend(s) wo love each other so much and dearly only to be later killed off or one of them dies tragically because narrative, plot and or tone of the setting. Can MGE's magic, meta and "fate" system prevent that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45995277
Those are some enticing horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45995296
Why did you post a pic with two bald gay men?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45995296
What kind of retarded nonsensical question is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45995277
>>45995285
And where's the obligatory female Student Council President with the Hime haircut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45995311
I think he's just the >>45990136 anon and saying random junk as filler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45995296
Yes and/or depends on your version of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45995314
Nice off topic image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45995314
What kind of student council dresses like ceremonial military stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45995339
I know this specific retard is doing it on purpose because he's been completely mindbroken by KC of all people but I still think there should be a disclaimer in OP about off-topic images being not welcome. For someone new there's really no reason to even assume that it would be the case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45995375
Luring in the thread for 5 minutes would would tell you that easily. No need to clutter the OP with implied rules anyone else understands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45995375
Who is he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45995345
>>45995375
Prolly a student council and or student of a literal military academy or even magics academy? But I guess in MGE context that "Isuka" girl is a student council president of an Order elite academy, the least extravagant student of an Order elite academy. Also I suppose that "Isuka" girl is an archetype of a student council and student council president in an anime setting. Looks like even in MGE student councils in both monster and Order schools are more like a KGB-tier political party with unbelievable amounts of power and authority only rivalled by the school faculty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45995391
>Luring in the thread for 5 minutes would would tell you that easily
How so? Other generals can be pretty slow, but none have any rules, implied or otherwise, against posting images that aren't directly related to thie subject.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45995409
>How so
By lurking anon. And you know, it being off topic. A simple look at the thread tell you that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45995444
I think it's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45995444
>A simple look at the thread tell you that much.
A simple look at the first twenty or so posts gives the impression of this thread being full of bots. But whatever, it's not like we get any new people at all these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45995296
>A story loved by many mamono, including citizens of Undead Kingdoms, seems to be one where "Two lovers born to hostile noble families attracted to one another, commit suicide with poison, and are bound together as undead". This is said to be an incident that actually occurred in a certain Anti-Monster state, an example of one of the cases related to the "Nostrum of the Goddess of Life and Death". Nowadays, both noble families have become noble undead, and it is said that the country has become an Undead Kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45995564
If music be the food of love, play on!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45995564
I thought Romeo and Juliet (the original iteration) is considered Haram in mamono states and is either banned, heavily censored and or outright remade and rebooted with monster girl standards and thinking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45995296
Lizardmen like that sort of thing, especially with knights at war. It’s not unusual to hear one moan “uuuuhhhhho so chivalrous!” before excusing herself to her tent. Falling on the battlefield before one you admire is their thing after all. There’s even a small but vocal contingent of lizards that appreciate the exploits of manly men finding RESPECT, CAMARADERIE, and HONOR for each other via battlefield antics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45995764
>Falling on the battlefield
>falling
So banana peel is a legitimate option when trying to court a lizard girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45995409
goodness, that's oblivious. lurking is truly dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45995778
all is fair in love and war

[Anonymous No.]

>>45992633
>What about MGE appeals to you the most?
Pure love
Great monster girl designs
Lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>45995778
Sure, but following up with a bludgeoning strike to the head is recommended. Lizards are worthy mates who may require a concussion to prove their mettle. Technically asking someone to yield at swordpoint, when they are vulnerable is enough.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Finally steal wizhound’s spell book
>Nothing but pages upon pages of fireball
>And one page for ray of frost

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45995911
UWAAAAHHH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45995564
>doomed to an eternity of corpse fucking for both
Or both get sucked into some afterlife and fuck. MGE is very accepting of tragic romance apparently. But…what about tragic love where they are separated by incurable disease, like TB, in period dramas? Can MGE accept unrequited love? Personally I think so. Nyx ht, hah. What about loving unstable sociopaths attempting to end the world, Swan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45995875
>trying to game in peace
>new neighbor keeps flying past my bedroom window
I don't care if it's Chinese new year, I'm not going out there.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What does fox milk taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

A-ahem.
THE PREQUELS ARE BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY

[Anonymous No.]

>>45996043
Welp, looks like I'm taking a certain anubis home to watch 6 movies and argue rankings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45996043
Move on already, gramps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45996043
>okay so basically, you say something retarded and pretend you actually believe it, and then people will get angry because they think you're actually retarded
>go on, give it a try

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>>45996058
That is not how a knight should act.

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>>45996089
then accept her party invite

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>>45996089
Shouldn't have been so nice to her.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm in a big muscled monster mood.
Need me a wyvern with thick muscles, flock tattoos, and a large chest.

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>Anon help this pomegranate is going everwhere

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>>45996043
At least we both agree the sequel trilogy sucks footballs thru a garden hose.

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>>45996235
Getting, accidently or not, killed by a mamono is one of my recurring daydreams

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>>45996352
Resume taking the meds

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>>45996043
I’ll try sending you to the snow lands, that’s a “cool” trick

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>few weeks after portals
>finally decide to try one of these new dating sites
>hit it off with the first girl I meet
>not sure what kind of monster she is, looks just like a human but apparently a lot of them are like that
>takes me to a mamono restaurant that opened last week
>food is great, not sure what's in the sauce but she says it's all ingredients from their side of the portal
>bring her back to my house and carry her straight to the bedroom
>she tells me to wait because she has something important to tell me
>I'm too horny to listen
>mating press
>she literally blows up
>my bedroom is completely trashed and I'm lying on top of a 2000lb horse
>turns out she was a centaur using transformation magic to look human

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>>45996396
>monster trap
>double explosion with hosspussi
Many such cases. You’re stuck with her now, champ! The least she can do is pay for the renovations to your room, so you can look forward to that. Ntrhg

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>>45995963
>But…what about tragic love where they are separated by incurable disease, like TB, in period dramas?

Monsterization cures diseases, and if she dies before that then reincarnation or raising as an undead are options.

>Can MGE accept unrequited love?

Doppelgangers are literally born from unrequited love.

>What about loving unstable sociopaths attempting to end the world, Swan?

Would depend on if they are beyond redemption, how far they have gotten in their plans, etc. Generally though, people who desire to harm others like that are not seen as desirable, or even as men, by monster girls.

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>>45996377
I never took meds, psychiatrist are dangerous and should be avoided, just like mindflayers

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>>45992633
The balls-to-the-walls literally full utopian wish fulfillment.
No unnecessary bullshit, just happy romantic and lewd life with my perfect wife or several

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[Anonymous No.]

I want the Elf that harasses me to just leave me alone already. She sees fit to follow me around just to remind me how superior Elves are and that I'm a human monkey. I don't care anymore to even find it annoying, I'm so demoralized I even agree with her and she she still keeps it up. I just want her to leave me alooooone....

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Is the new girl out officialy? I am thinking about drawing her.

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>>45996674
The newest girl that is officially out is claustrophite. You can see her page on the wiki
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Man-eater_(Claustrophyte)

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>>45996755
>Man-eater
OOoooh there she comes!
WATCH OUT BOY, SHE'LL CHEW YOU UP!
cute cute cute cute cute cute
and I love her gimmick with the spring hair, imagine your first rape from her sounding like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLqL_68JPec

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I'm a subscriber of the Shog Internet Theory. A shog most likely has replaced your computer, your router, your keyboard... I'd tell you to watch out, but you're all just one Shoggoth schizoposting. And no, I'm not going to take my meds because my meds are probably also shogged.

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>>45996799
It's very goofy. Don't know how he came up with the idea of having her jump with a spring to move, but it's great. Imagine going through the forest and the last thing you hear before you get snatched inside her jaws is that goofy boing.

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>>45996843
>hear BWOING BWOING
>a Man-Eater is jumping towards you
>about to run away
>instead stare at her bouncing boobers
>*YOU HAVE BEEN SNATCHED*
it's actualy a very clever mechanism to ensnare men

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>"I'm a proud level 1000 human hero. I won't be denegrated to some level 1 fat-assed kot's chair-
WHOMP

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>>45996755
She’s not my cup of tea but can appreciate the short stack.

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>>45996755
>The MGE Wiki and MGR have received special permission to post this profile ahead of its release on Kenkou Cross' main website, it is not permitted to be posted elsewhere.
What's even the fucking point of that clause if it's on the damn wiki that everyone uses. It feels like some stupid attempt by bunkerfags to shill their dead forum while everybody else is left wondering if it's ok to write stories or make fan art.

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>>45996854
Imagine bullying her at school because of that sound and seeing her smug facade melt into pure embarrasment. Definitely correction materail

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>>45996755
Ojou drills on a shortstack is peak character design. Gonna make her a mean green mother.

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>>45996898
>>45996755

The new girl's name is audrey.
>THAT'S RIGHT BOY, YOU CAN DO IT - FEED ME SEMEN! FEED ME ALL NIGHT LONG

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>>45996893
You bully her till she breaks and you get snatched inside the leaves, as she melts your favorite rock band shirt and leglocks you for a few weeks.
>>45996883
Maybe they just wanted to be fair to KC who gave them the permission?

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>>45996873
>Cat sits in your lap
>Realize at that moment that you'll never stand again

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>>45996936
Oh, something will stand alright.

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>>45996944
Erections are temporary, lap cats are eternal. Or at least until she gets bored, but it'll seem like forever.

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>>45996961
can she really be called a lap cat if she's parked her fat ass on your face?

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>>45996972
That makes her a cat that's meant to be lapped (by your tongue), so yes.

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[Anonymous No.]

Would you go out on a special "training session" with a valkyrie?
Please, she is desperate. Even other valkyries are starting to make fun of her.

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>>45997092

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gonna call a hellhound a smellhound

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>>45996873
>>45996936
It's okay, I invested in escape skills for this exact situation
...Why arent they working

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>>45996873
I will raise my tom level beyond infinity while staying a level 1 adventurer

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>>45997256
Is this what peak Nekomancer looks like?
How can mamono hope to compete against man clad in marshmallow cats?

[Anonymous No.]

Going to tell an ultra hag danuki that the easiest way to get rich is to buy a lottery ticket until you win - I'm sure she'll pat me on the head and call me a clever cookie!

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>>45997289
Not only nekomancer, you can specialized as a chavelier, gatoraider, kotutist...
TOM is an underated stat

[Anonymous No.]

How can someone reach level 1? Can Eros give me a free level if I hug one of her servants?

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>>45997320
Can I be a Meowadin? I always wanted to use Holy Meowicks to fight nyevil doers.

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>>45997327
Said servant can help you reach infinite ammount of levels, if you agree to give her a very special "hug".

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>>45997332
Nice one but yes, the only requirement is to be a kot enjoyer

[Anonymous No.]

Using "she's mid but I like her" to describe your monster wife of 40 years is worth a broken pelvis

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These Desert Kingdom Cats are such a pain. They keep putting their fat asses on my lap and taunting me saying I can't do anything because they're worshipped!

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>be level 99 prestige tamer class adventurer
>No terrestrial class beast girl can stand against me
Has been months since I seen a wan or kot in the wild
>So many hearts broken when I defeated them in combat but thats the price of admission to ride this sausage
>After coming out of the beast girl forest to look for new zones to conquer a lone scarred up one eyed hellhound wearing what appears to be rags is sitting on a log smoking her pipe, her only gear appears to be a large demon silver sword, much too heavy to be wielded by a human.
>I sit next to her and she doesn't react
>As I go to inquire her name as she looks powerful she simply says this is not out of revenge but pleasure
>When I awake I am naked and drained laying next to her sleeping with a satisified grin
>Looks like I lost.
Remember anons, no matter how strong you are and how much you train there are those out there who might be stronger.

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huh, the artist behind the old fox girl doujin also does furry.
neat!

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>>45997378
>Have ancient evil life
>She's already dismayed by the degeneration of language
>Start using Zoomer slang to piss her off just so she'll rape you harder

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>>45997436
>Start using Zoomer slang
I do have some standards. Very low, but still.

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>>45997384
>About to lose
>Let her gloat about rape, mind break and.other stupid things
>Pops raging mushroom in my veins
Unlucky, the tamer always wins

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Make sure to only sleep in safe locations. Too many heroes have been lost because they pick a sketchy tavern and wake up the next morning being ridden into the mattress by the cute catgirl barmaid

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>>45997500
i only sleep on dragons

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>>45997500
>catgirl barmaid
>Dwarf barman, husband of the troll chef cook
>Kiki
Peak tavern in MGE, they have the best beer from both worlds

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>>45997500
I only sleep in my alarune wife's flowerbud
keeps me safe and warm

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>>45997500
These tavern traps are very common within the monster girl territories. The beer is laced with aphrodisiacs, as well as the food. The beds are enchanted to not let you go until you have filled up whatever single mamono set her eyes on you, and if by some miracle you manage to escape, her mother will be waiting with a club behind the door.

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>>45985025
Why are foxes the best girls for human men?

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>>45997565
Why do foxes have such big milk tanks?

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>>45997593
They may be cows in disguise...

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>>45997593
Let's be fair to the somewhat smaller, flatter foxes. They stil deserve love, even if they need to grow more.

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Can we talk about the Catholic monster girl dating game here? It looks good and close to KC spirit

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>>45997605
Got to massage the foxes budding breasts every day to promote growth along with a burger heavy diet, tofu can't grow tiddies fast enough.

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>>45997624
The most important ingredient to make a fox breasts grow is 2 liters of husband milk injected straight into her womb for the best absorbtion. At least 3 times a day.

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>>45997619
you need to give me a title, I've never heard of it

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>>45997629
https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fstore.steampowered.com%2Fapp%2F2315900%2FWholesome_Monster_Girl_Academia%2F

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>>45997629
Looks like literal religious propaganda, like those old christian kids games. I wouldn't waste your time on it unless you want to sift through thousands of words of religious selffellation.

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>>45997654
>monster boys
Hard pass.
gb2 /trash/, potato pest.

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We'll have my answer, it's a no go here, sorry

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>>45997692
Deleting all of it is a bit of an overreaction, but most people here aren't much interested on it.

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>>45997709
I don't want to derail the thread, I have my answer.

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>>45997654
it looks okay, I don't really know anything about it, but I'll give it a try
can't say anything more than that
I also don't like monster boys, that's gay
>>45997667
>sift through thousands of words
that's most VNs, I don't mind

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>>45997733
It's not derailing though? It is a monstergirl game.

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>>45997748
Shut up Mick

[Anonymous No.]

What spell will she cast?

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>>45997751
Meds.

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>>45997753
Kotstrology, a powerful Germanic magic based on the stars

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>>45997756
Never.

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>>45997654
Not my cup of tea simply because of the designs, I don't mind religion or wholesome things but the character designs just ain't it chief. And they look like boys so it's a hard pass.

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A shirohebi coiling around me and squeezing me until I pass out is the best experience I'll never have.

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Praise thick mamono children

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>>45997756
No.

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>>45997654
Looks alright. Not a fan of the jraphic design, but I can see myself playing it.

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>>45997795
I would take whatever meds my shogmaid fed me. Surely they are all in m best interest.

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Heaven or Hell?

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>>45997823
It's Shogazepan, Shogrepil, Ashogrin, Ibushogfen and some Ashogwanda and Shognc for potency.

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>>45996674
I'm pretty sure KC is fine with fan art even when the profile is Patreon only. I certainly can't recall fan art ever being taken down for that reason.

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>>45997874
I'm going to go around snatching the masks off of basilisks.

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>>45997874
I'm going to go around masking the snatchs off of basilisks.

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>>45997795
>>45997823
Shogs should try different outfits from time to time, and this is a good opportunity to dress up as a nurse.

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>>45996883
It's just politeness as far as I know.

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>>45996755
I'd unironically let her vore me, and I ain't even into plant vore.

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>>45996883
It’s a formality. Insofar as I know personally Cross took a look at 4chan and decided this thread was not his cup of tea. The notice is posted there as a sign of good faith in respecting his personal wishes because people wanted to cock slap the mouse trap and cry foul when the spring loaded jaw snapped shut on their pecker.

As far as I know you can still do fan art and write stories about the girls but you cannot post the book page picture or profile image directly without his consent.

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>>45996755
the coiled up vines give her deceptive strike distance

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>>45997971
She's also good at climbing, and the flytrap jaws can swell/stretch to engulf men larger than she is.

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>>45998015
>claustrophyte hiding in the foliage above
dangerous. anon never remembers to look up

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i just sleep hugging my weapons, no monster has ever bothered me ever

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>Normal day in post-portal Florida

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>>45998065
Make sure to liisten to the voices in your head.

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It occurs to me that when a girl has a holding a tail, holding her below the base of it would probably convey a higher level of affection. Like the difference between a shoulder hug and a back hug but hornier.

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>>45998081
THe base of the tail is usually an erogenous zone for mamono. The ammount of stimulation and roughness will vary highly, but most of the enjoy having their tails pulled by the base while getting roughed up from behind, or even just running your fingers getly around it's circumference.

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>>45998046
Claustrophytes umu from below, Saccophytes ara are from above, Alraune ufufu from in front of you. A true plant pyramid trap

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>>45998100
>Accosted by a cat
>Quickly grab the base of her tail ro overwhelm her
>Her tail just wraps around your arm
Hel

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>>45996352
All those claws are just begging for oopsies. Plus the super strength and what have you.

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>>45997966
>Cross
every fucking time

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>>45996920
Draph supremacy. More than just a baby factory.

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>>45998165
Stay mad I will refer to him as I want to.

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>>45998074
i dont hear voices but i swear my guns and swords moan when i clean them up
also i always wake up to a cooked breakfast already on the dining table

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wurmy got rockpox... :C

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>>45998205
what be that?

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>>45998202
That's because certain weapons work like a mystical lamp. If you clean them and rub them for long enough, you will have a wish granted.

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>>45998222
“It’s my sword she’s my sword”
‘Did you rub the sesame oil in and wish REALLY hard?’

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>>45998199
I'm too tired to be mad anymore.

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>>45998205
Cleansing pod is en route. Rubber glove time, team.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45998205
Not wurmy! I'll feed her cookies until she gets better.

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>>45998230
Lie to yourself, not me, potato farmer.

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>>45998205
Don't scratch at it.

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>>45998270
Angel girls are about to get a second coming. Good designs and super mainstream.

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>>45998338
I miss miia.

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>>45998119
What about kishishishi, ohohohoh and…huehuehuehue?

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>>45998331
What girl is this?

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>>45998367
>ohohohoh
That's the sound Ojou-sama Wurm makes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45996920
RAPEIMPREGNATERAPEIMPREGNATE
RAPE
RAPE
RA

[Anonymous No.]

Job's done

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>>45998376
Does she have a mansion, drill hair, and a superiority complex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45998387
Yes. She owns an entire gem mine.

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>>45998374
Gavial from Arknights.

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>>45998395
Pretty good, for a land dragon.

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>>45998411
She's also both smarter, and dorkier than the average wurm

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>Get shoved face first into kot cleavage
>Entire world seems to vibrate when she starts purring
That just isn't fair.

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>>45998435
Flat cats are best.

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>>45998435
heaven on earth?

[Anonymous No.]

>MEGA archive owner got his ass deleted, all archives nuked
2024 really starting off strong.

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>>45998567
No fucking way ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

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>>45998597
It's saved locally, so it's a matter of just moving it, again.

[Anonymous No.]

Would she really care for (You)?

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>>45998620
Yum, yum, liver.

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>>45998620
I'll try to be someone that's worth caring for

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>>45998430
Stupid sexy spiders turning my arachnophobia into arachnophilia.

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>>45998711
Rachnera is unique in that she's kind of not spider at all in terms of where you want to fuck.

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>>45998367
>Kishishishi
Ocelomeh
>Ohohoho
Papillon
>Huehuehue
Tanned Kakuen who speak Portuguese.

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>>45998733
I want to fuck her in her spinnerette.

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>>45998778
It's pure in the eyes of the spider god at least.

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>>45998786
Tell the spider god she should send spidergirls into this dimension so that i can commit pure acts with one as worship.

[Anonymous No.]

Undead hours.

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>>45998970
the best hours

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>>45998998
The pensive existential crisis succ riding something that isn't a cock for the first time in her life.

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>>45999013
her dad didn't give her piggyback rides?

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>>45998998
The Orderite she wanted is too full of manly appreciation for his fellow knights to desire her company. MANY such cases!

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What happened to succubi? How did they go from seductresses to complete dorks?

[Anonymous No.]

How to make a non-yandere girl snap and turn into a yandere?

Hard Mode: No cheating or anything related to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45999076
Not big enough.

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>>45999124
They lost their niche when they made all monsters into sex machines.

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loli succs only want one thing.

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>>45998620
Do plant allergies give you a resistance to or a weakness to the seduction tactics of plant mamono?

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>>45999130
She was raised by whitesneks, the most well adjusted of the lamias. So unexpected!

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>>45999226
if it's beer then the answer is no

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>>45999226
Headpats

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>>45999226
Piggyback rides

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>>45999130
Keep putting yourself into dangerous situations until she believes you can't be trusted making your own decisions.
>>45999140
Evolution at work.

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>>45999130
Positive reinforcement should be the most morally sound way.
>Telling her you like it when she gets possesive
>It's fine if she brings you your lunch to work
>Respond to every one of her calls and messages
>Make her be needy and attatched to you emotionally when you aren't there
>Then slowly stop doing that, and only give it to her once she becomes forceful or threatening
>She'll learn that the only way for her to get your attention and love is through threats and violence, even if she doesn't hurt you physically
Is it still very fucked up? Yes, but this is what you wanted, right anon?

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>>45999130
Touch the Delf’s ears.

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>>45999124
it comes from losing their lethal power
imagine if you could respawn - wars would look more like Holdfast: Nations at War games than living hell
same here - they are no longer dangerous sex monsters, they are dorks who just want to hold hands with hubster

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>>45999282
>evolving to reduce your reproductive chances
Maladaptive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45992595
electric butt

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>>45999373
No, they're just filling a new niche. They're dorks, but breedable.

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>>45999392
it works, I am naturally weak to dorks

[Anonymous No.]

>getting "invited" to Ms. Whitehorn's lodge for cookies and hot cocoa

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>>45998620
Honestly, no idea why anyone, expect for my parents and brother, would care about me. At best a walking wallet but I refuse to fall this low. without fate, I will stay alone

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>>45999489
Nice, I will brink alcohol and shrooms

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>>45999124
No mofu, generic asf, nothing wrong with them persay but I want something fluffable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45999489
She's always been so nice like that, such a pillar of the community for offering. She'd make for a great wife and mother.

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>>45999519
This so much

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>>45999512
No need for that, she's got you covered.

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>>45999418
>Dorky monster girl roommate excitedly busting down my bedroom door yelling about they were selling bulk discounted grass fed jerky at the grocery store and how she managed to snag a 10lb pack to split between the two of us with her hair askew from her wild sprint home and a stick of jerky already dangling from her mouth
The ultimate seduction, far more effective than any amount of dirty talk, skin flashing or caressing.

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>>45999418
>>45999392
stop breeding dorks, you are encouraging the genetical trend among powerful monsters!
in a few generations all high level monster girls will all be hopeless dum dorks!

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>>45999541
But I want to my share my homemade gnole and fry the shrooms I hunted last week end

[Anonymous No.]

Why it's.sonhard to post, feels like hot chocolate we

[Anonymous No.]

>>45999601
The yetis got to him.

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>>45999547
How else will we get an Idiocracy utopia of mamano, hamburgers and monster trucks, not to mention the killer soundtrack anthem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45999547
If dork becomes a dominant trend, there will still be other niches to be filled. Even reptile girls might evolve to be not dorks.

[Anonymous No.]

Good thing Dhampirs aren't rapists, so I feel safe around my Dhampir friend.

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>>45999847
Make sure to take her to a nice walk on a full moon.
>>45999657
Such an idiocracy version of MGE would be some weird circlearound to the traditional courting, where monsters would all be dorky virgins acting tough, and it would fall to incubi to court them properly.

[Anonymous No.]

Brush kej hair