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>Anon who is fascinated by reptile mamono
>Can't go for sneks because the whole swallowing food whole genuinely scares him
>Afraid of heights so dragons are a no go
>Only lizardman and salamander left
>Anon decides to pursue and marry a salamander
>After their first rendezvous, they go out for dinner
>Salamander orders a whole chicken roasted
>Swallows it whole in front of him
>Anon didn't know lizards also swallow their food whole
>Anon faints and his new salamander wife is confused

>>45636157
You hate sallymanders that much, huh?
They won't be interested in you anyways if you don't want to put up a fight.

>When you "mere" your Salamander Zealot follower

Tits-mander!

Princess Sally from the House of Mander

From royalty, to warrior, to house wife.

>>38729930
>Salamander housewife
>Former blacksmith
>Forges the best kitchen knives with her fire that you could ever imagine
>Never have to deal with a dull blade in your life ever again

>>38239613