Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

foxy monster housewives

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43214392
manticores... more like manti-cutes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214398
baphomet... more like buffopmet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214392
Yes, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

UWAAAAAH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214405
Bapho doesn't need to lift to be stronger. She lifts to be heavier so she can pin down Anon easier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214392
Need foxwife

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214398
Careful! Manticores reproduce by sending their fluff out on the wind. Your home could quickly be infested with dozens of baby mants in the springtime.

[Anonymous No.]

it is flatfish friday

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214435
>Manticores reproduce by sending their fluff out on the wind
they lied to me! I thought there will be sex!
>Your home could quickly be infested with dozens of baby mants
that's the plan, as soon as I get my hands on my manti wife
>>43214410
oh careful, that's a one dangerous noodle

[Breathfag No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

[Breathfag No.]

I also want to sniff centaur breath or whitehorn breath too right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214444
Quads don't lie, be a good Catholic and enjoy the fish.

[Anonymous No.]

The Order will win in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

Hellhounds are cutest when they're being teased

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214492
cute valkyries and angels waifus for everyone then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214492
having a monster wife that loves you is definitely a win

[Anonymous No.]

Soft
I want to kiss and rub her qt big feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214583
Literally the only mamono I can imagine refusing, those hands and feet are uncanny as hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214583
Made for handholding and handjobs, would touch her feet too.

[Anonymous No.]

I want 2 meters+ tall wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214617
man, you cant refute those tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214617
Pleb

[Anonymous No.]

What's a monster you disliked at first but grew on you a lot? For me it's gazer, I dislike the mono eye thing but they're cute and I'm a massive hypno fag now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214710
Baphs. I'm not into lolis but they have a lot of charming points and tend to be very smug.

[Anonymous No.]

Sneaking into the stables at night to get horse'd by some big strong centaurs ready to carry healthy foals!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214710
wurm and sandworm, mostly because the anons in this threads post always cute memes about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214710
Alps because I got too angry about faggots and trannies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214771

[Anonymous No.]

Hellhounds tongue my anus

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214786
Thank the DL for making my dick the cure for irritating lisps, gaudy clothing and anal fixations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214790
How long is a Hellhound tongue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214733
Respect that, I dislike Lolis but imps do something to me man, I had a dream where a group dragged me into a alley and raped me while bullying me for getting overpowered by imps
I have been marked by them

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214748
Wurms are cute, not sure if I'd date one though since we'd both be retarded

[Anonymous No.]

I want a mist continent wife but jinko is too muscular, hakutaku is too ara ara, kakuen are misandrist rape monkeys, foxes are for guys with plain tastes, pandas are goofy and not cool enough, and hinezumi are stubborn fighters plus martial arts is cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214710
I wasn't big on most of the undead but they've all grown on me. Dhampir especially since she makes a cute adventuring partner

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214826
>defeated by imps
Once you blasto in her happy funtime place, your grammar will never recover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214826
>”Make your cummies go pew pew pew in my snackhole oni-chan!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214398
>Black Cat Manticore

Oh no! She's unlucky!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214850
>jinko is too muscular
Bad taste, but okay.
>hakutaku is too ara ara
They come in different ages, you can even have one from a Sabbath if you want.
>pandas are goofy and not cool enough
Ren Xiongmao are very classy and pretty.
You didn't mention Jiangshi, maybe you'd like one of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214854
>>43214877
I forgot they talk like that...I hope if I do get imps that they don't talk like that. It would drive me to madness I'd have to move to wonderland to fit in

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214850
>Jinko too muscular
Then why do they refuse my batchall like cowards? COWARDS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214853
Oral sex with Dhampir!
Making her cum with your head between her legs!
Eating her out while she it's on your shoulders!
Kissing her tummy while she recovers!
Getting a blowjob afterward and cumming on her cute hat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214900
They're faking it. They can speak normally if they want to. Can't wait for sabbath larpers to get added next decade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214900
> Wants his imp wife to stop talking like a sex-crazed 8 year old.
> Every time she starts he just goes into overdrive, fucking the crap out of her while either jamming her mouth shut with his hands or pushing her face into a pillow, the mattress, a wall, whatever's handy.
> Now she talks like that constantly.
You can't win. But your wife loves you!
> Of course she says it as stupidly as possible.

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>>43214392

[Anonymous No.]

How do I calm down a very mad monkey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214900
>Talk like what? You don’t have to vroom to wonderland to have the bestest goodest girl on your big boy stick! Oni-chan can always have special playtime! Little sis will take extra special lessons with oni-chan to make his head stop going hurty!
Once you’re in, there’s no way out. She’ll keep talking like that. Forever.
>>43214915
Don’t recall seeing that.

[Anonymous No.]

The Elves and Porcs shall come together for one goal

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214964
Are elves hard to breed? They're immortal, or at least very long lived, so do you have to really go at it for a long time to impregnate one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214977
Creamed corn wrestling. Both Inand the sacred dubs approve.

[Anonymous No.]

What if
Stinky mg

[Anonymous No.]

Summer is almost upon us, imagine spending a week with your auntster on the beach in her private cabin, getting pampered, great homemade food, enjoying the sea and getting your stress drained gently.

[Anonymous No.]

Cats keep moving, this is a wan thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215009
What if
No vagina mg

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215009
I had no idea that people that haven't read the profiles nor have read about the setting were allowed to post here

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215011
>danuki drains stress gently
>does not do a takeover
Relax harder, fag. Make that auntie work for it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215011
breedbait

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215011
I hate sand

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214583

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215020
What if
TWO vagina mg

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215059
What an asslet. Can anyone even use her for transportation? Only in her dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215043
>Make that auntie work for it!
She's getting old and plump, doesn't have the same body or energy as a young gal anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215059
seven vagainias

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215083
I can drain my own stress, I just need to borrow her holes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215053
Based schizo cursed sword husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214710
titania and elves but i still hate elves

[Anonymous No.]

This is what foxes deserve

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214884
If jiangshi gets very good fan art I might wife her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215009
>Stinky mg
Wisps are probably shut in neets. Nevers cleans her room and rarely showers. Due to her clinginess, you can easily convince her to practice basic hygiene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215109

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43215049
A very succesful one

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215109
BDSM? I agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215093
Miss Haku sez: "THAT IS NOT HOW ARACHNE WORK!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215136
Shortstack fairies led by a tellflat titanic, or by an even BUSTIER titania?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214710
"Dislike" is a strong word but the greenworm guy made me think of greenworms as endearing instead of a slightly grotesque speedbump to papillon. Still not interested in them sexually but they make fun characters

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214900
>cat has cat speak and puns
>imp has uWu speech
What would werewolf and holst be? Dog puns and "howdy" cowboy accent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215102
>I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and monster wives to my new empire

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215014
Can't tell you how much I love seeing dogs act funny when they get pats

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214392

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>>43214993
Long periods between ovulation, so technically no. But long ears don’t believe in pregnancy tests, and do sexxxo like Filipinas…so you will experience some chafing. Painful chafing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214977
The Wizard anon needs has hired a built elf barbarian and lithe porc archer for his adventuring party. All he needs is a rogue and its complete

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215185
ovary poke

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215026
Trolls aren’t stinky, but are arguably dirty. Because they are earth elementals or something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215193
Miss Arachne is quite the cat burglar. She also needs to leave town immediately for unrelated reasons!
> She burgles cats.
> It's actually quite sneaky work.
> Please don't ask her why she does it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215219
Sounds like she would make a good tank. Hired.
Ms Mino from the local ranch will have to do as our party rogue

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215158
Dog puns, held Rs that sounds like growls and a twang with held Os that sound like moos, respectively. Also, shout out to sbeks with their oddly sssssensual manner of speech.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215236
>grrrrrrrrrrrrr-ape
I hope not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215246
The alternative is Scooby Doo. Pick your poison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215146
>Titanic
Thats a big bote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215258
>monster of the week show where every monster gets married by the end of the episode
Get the Mamano Board of Film and Culture to fund it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214392

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>>43215158
>calls you master uncomfortably often
>barks at nothing
>starts panting after any type of activity
>cannot physically express her emotions without making a sound like whimpers, whines, or growls
>asks you to howl at the moon with her
Better than "nya" every few words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215258
ruh roh

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215283
>cannot physically express her emotions without making a sound like whimpers, whines, or growls
The tail wag never lies

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215258
Jenkies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215272
Big bote you say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215283
Nyot really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215276
Big birb

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215276
She's a big girl

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to defeat the ancient evil fox through kissing with tongue! The old virgin won't know what to do when her mouth is attacked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215310
>quote from anon drained all the way back to level 1

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215146
For me it's shortstack titania

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215361
dammit, guess il have to beg the ancient good fox to replenish all the levels i lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215310
This is how you get level drained into being dependent on your wife

[Anonymous No.]

It must be scary signing paychecks as a single man, what if a demon put an illusion on it to trick you into signing her contract

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215361
Just according to keikaku. If she steals all of my NEET levels she'll become lazy and stop trying to destroy mankind! Incident resolved.

[Anonymous No.]

So when KC is gonna release malef? I'm pretty sure a month has passed since it's release already

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215386
Dumb demon can't get me that way. I use direct deposit

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215361
>>43215377
>get level drained
>start using FEAR loadout

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215377
What's with the butterflies? Ancient magic is weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215398
> I use direct deposit
Yeah, you will be, Anon.
You will be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214993
nobody wants em i guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215398
>Your direct deposit suddenly stops working
>Your employer's hand you a new direct deposit application
Well anon, do you fill it out and sign?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215276
T-pose and blank dead eyes to assert dominance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215410
I'm pretty sure that elf has holst somewhere in her bloodline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215410
They're huge! Too big to be attractive! Those ears!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215400
What's fear

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215410
Elves are fine, I guess. But, like, what's the point of elves in a setting where I could get something like this fine lady instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215393
Oh yeah it's been ages now. idk.
pay up, gaijin. Then you can look at this super secret image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215457
or just look it up on kemono.party

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215457
look at how flat she is goddamn that's hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215437
fug

[Anonymous No.]

I thought I could defeat the witch, but then I realized she cast duplicate instead of mirror image. I now have three copies of the same big hat virgin trying to undo my belt. Please help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215457
i want to measuring tape that tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215476
Submit and become her familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215457
I just want the fan art already, come on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215493
Me too man, I wanna see big bobs one

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215503
i do wonder if artists have some stuff saved up for the public release but maybe that's too optimistic

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215516
Doubtful. And if they did they're certainly going to think twice before doing it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215492
But she's a creep! She has a hideous cackle and a musty odor. I bet she hides her long unkept hair with that big hat, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215525
Calling your wife/master a creep isn't nice anon, she'll correct you for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215409
>>43215420
Demons are sore losers but that makes them cute

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43215525
Are you a computer, Anon? Because I swear you got a sticker on you that says
> INCEL INSIDE
You're not too good for her--she's too good for you. Now go dick her down before she comes to her senses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215575
I would like to be a mana pump. Give me a witch too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215567
A demon's hips are going to be sore when I'm done mating pressing her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215583
Fresh outta witches. Can get you a Best Goat, though. And she's got a baphomet with her, too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215556
She would have to overpower me first, which is unlikely considering mages like her never exercise.
>>43215575
Can it, letter opener!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215593
>baphomet
>no claws
>boobs
Faker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214972
Touch her tail and she’ll have no choice but to calm down

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215457
Her lack of feminine traits and terrible personality are worth waiting for!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215457
Look at all of those unnecessary spikes. What a horrible design. Hopefully it never gets published.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215516
Nah, mge is not some super popular stuff that will get million likes like genshin. Though lots of artists drew leaked unreleased genshins anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215597
>She uses level drain, engery drain and magic bondage to keep you trapped in bed until you come to your senses
Sorry anon, you'll like being a mana pump for your creepy wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215393
It released at the start of February. Sometime the end of this month, maybe the end of the next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215617
>Terrible personality
I'm going to throw you into the wurm pit

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215585
Need a demon to beg me to sign her contract in between her squeals from being bred

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215457
I saw her and the profile, I just want new update from KC on the game or whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215276
>eating your lunch in the breakroom one day
>a piece of bread lands next to you on the table
>heron harpy is staring at you, waiting to see if you'll take the bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215664
The contract wouldn't be really needed anymore at that point though

[Anonymous No.]

Young men who don't respect their elders require hag pussy correction.

[Anonymous No.]

>time to go to another party!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215645
> creepy wife
> complains about it
Sad. Many such cases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215692
Anon, he's given up on the game without saying it. He doesn't even give bimonthly status reports anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215730
Then where are the profiles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215706
Based bug fucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215761
I have no idea. He already did the poll and said he's going to do more profiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214392

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215704
ffm threesome with party wight and lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215706
Black sclera moths can't be beat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215704
Sorority party girl monsters are the worst. They keep drinking all my booze

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215776
>do the poll
>game option wins
>ignore it and say you're going to do profiles
>profiles still come out slower than they used to and game is effectively abandoned
The fuck is he even doing these days?

[Anonymous No.]

Do white rabbits have a higher affinity for magic compared to other rabbits due to being the preferred animal among magicians?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215796
Are undead girls just immune to alcohol, because undead?
Or are they terribly affected by it, because they don't actually process it out of their systems w/o a working liver?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215801
Spending his money on vtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214392

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215843
ugly

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215796
>You can't drink them all by yourself anyway
>Let us help you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215820
KC seems more of an Idolm@ster kind of guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215801
japan economy make life harder, pureezu undastando

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215875
It's old news, japs are all about that horse pussy game

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215878
>Make monster girl
>Add tattoos
>Yakuza come and demand you pay protection
Life is hard indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215801
Patreon/Kickstarter disease has set in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215843
man, that genshin fish guy just doesn't stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215009
Foxes are notoriously stinky, you can smell an unmarried fox from across the street because she has no man to obsessively groom her tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215918
genshin swimpact

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215929
Hey, just because she smells like fried tofu and masturbation doesn't mean she stinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215866
Those are fighting words. I'd challenge them to a drink off in a hearbeat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215884
Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215905
>Patreon/Kickstarter disease
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215664
>loli Demon's seduction efforts are successful
>she forgets about pushing the contract because being lewded feels too good

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215956
It's when people developing games get funding by Kickstarter or Patreon never complete the game and it's stuck in limbo. Like that Star Citizen one for example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215918
Look at the face. That's a different artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214972
>Offer her unicorn horn
>Pull her tail
>Offer her blue stretchy meat
>Dress up as a banana

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215820
KC doesn't strike me as the kind of guy to get attached to vtumors.

[Anonymous No.]

Hopefully KC just finally decides to take a leap so that lazy nip can stop leeching off of patreon dollars for doing nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215981
KC is a hard worker who has proven himself multiple times.
However, Patreon is actively enticing him to take it slow.
>Spends 150 hours per month working on the game for 10 months
>Get 10 times X dollars
>Spend 15 hours monthly over 100 months
>Get 100 times X dollars + get to enjoy a lot of free time

[Anonymous No.]

mg from the city isn't having a great time getting used to the country lifestyle...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216047
Does Patreon have a provision to stop collecting money for dead people? I'm genuinely curious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216056
>KC is a hard worker
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216056
And I call this Patreon/Kickstarter disease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216067
Based on other sites probably not. It would at least run until someone brought it up to a manual review.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216047
But that would be the end of MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216077
Patreon is even worse than kickstarter because you are being rewarded for dragging the project indefinitely, no such incentive with kickstarter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216086
Am I supposed to care? There are other monster girl settings and at this point MGE is dead as it is thanks to KC deciding he'd rather steal money from other people while spamming DMCA's instead of deliver a product.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216062
Damn spoiled city brat having a breakdown because she can't get 20 different fast food delivered to her doorstep
She'll either have to learn to cook or get a househusband

[Anonymous No.]

>some /d/troon spamming the thread with muh patreon muh dmca bullshit again
Shut the fuck up faggot, go cry on your home board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216110
>There are other monster girl settings
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216047
>hoping an innocent person kills himself
it's one thing to troll a thread with your stupid prompts and drama, another thing to wish death upon your neighbour
seek out Christ and repent, or you will earn yourself hell eternal

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216138
>unironic cristcuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216130
Yeah I'm legitimately worried about the project but this obvious retard makes me reconsider before speaking out. You even know exactly who he is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216149
I don't, I don't keep track.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216134
NTA, but there are other settings if you can endure any or all of the following:
>Monster boys
>Monster girls who act just like human women
>Monster girls who act like actual monsters (killing and such)
>All sorts of /d/ fetishes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215801
He's shitposting on 2chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216110
>There are other monster girl settings
If you want to enjoy a setting where the girls are more likely to literally eat you or dryfish you, than that's your preoperative. Just don't expect everyone else to follow you.

[Anonymous No.]

Marrying a Kakuen childhood friend is always nice, but you ought to remember to protect your daughters from these pesky baloons.
>>43216149
>>43216169
>>43216174
best not give him attentnion, just tell him to buzz off and post about cute monsters instead, he's working hard for his own tragic end

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>>43215884
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216169
Yeah I'm going to second his
>lol
comment on that

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216172
And what is he shitposting about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216182
Gotta admit, these horses are cute.
Bipedal centaurs are underrated, need more species like satyros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216178
you just need to teach your daughters how to operate the dart throwers and make sure they carry everywhere. you never know where the bloons can be hiding

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216188
Taking gaijin money while not doing a lick of actual work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216190
The design makes the massive bush tolerable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216110
>There are other monster girl settings
That arnt isekai?

[Anonymous No.]

@43216110
Shut the fuck up, you fucking smell from the cuckshit rot trying to slide and defend all that disgusting crap you are into. You never loved the setting in the first place, and only wanted to see it fall since you bastards were never loved IRL, you fetishize and idolize misery, while trying to drag down others. You don't deserve a (You) either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216199
Based. I want to do that too.

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>>43216194
better teach them gun safety too while you're at it
that's also a good bonding activity for you and your daughter
>>43216212
it's that kind of response he wants from you, talking about cute monsters is the best course of action

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216207
Young monsters shouldn't have massives bushes, those only belong on older monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215951
Umamusume.
>>43216190
Umas aren't even that. They're just human girls with horse ears and tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216210
They're rare but they exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216188
NTR is his topic, because he is a schizo. His posts don’t make any sense, because he is alcoholic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216212
Jesus, anon. Don't get overly attached to a setting and honestly you've given too much credit to kcs character here. Any goodwill that he's just trying his best is really starting to seem unwarranted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216199
Well Ive never given him any money. So lucky me. But do you have a link to his shitposting?

>>43216210
I mean, just take the setting and be rid of the MC of the Isekai part bothers you so much. What's funny is that KC has been flirting with the idea of people coming to the MGE world iirc in tweets

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216226
the first rule of the gun safety is to have fun, also demon silver bullets so no one gets hurt
cummed pants don't count

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216242
>KC has been flirting with the idea of people coming to the MGE world iirc in tweets
Like in the setting or is this moving towards Final Fantasy House tier stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

KC shills are hilarious. You people have stockholm syndrome I swear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216235
You really sound like a tourist, just go back to /v/

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216260
Like I recall tweets about MGs going to other world that are RL earth or resemble it and get humans from here that can then travel between the MGE world and the RL earth world and then I think there was a discussion about the school sailor uniform somehow ending up in MGE land and the MGs making their own version of it from the original uniform that showed up.

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>>43216242
>KC implies real people going into mge
That’s amazingly retarded and amusing. No one he could photoshop into MGE would actually want to be in MGE.

Personally: I think he’s probably nearing a stroke/malady and that’s a muted premonition. There’s a long and storied history of people trying to predict [massive event] and only getting a heart attack or something on the predicted day.

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>>43216264
See >>43216174

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>>43215981
>Star Citizen
I remember reading about this almost ten years ago
>FUNDS RAISED 563,388,593
Holy cow

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>>43216282
imagine if lamia went to a school with mandatory sailor uniform, but she was actualy a sukeban and wanted to wear a "down-to-the-ground" skirt

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>>43216004
R u sure?

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>>43216268
Everyone here knows the truth about KC. He isn’t very functional. I sincerely apologize if it looked like I was mocking him. I am not from /v/ and have posted here for years.

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>>43216174
Em, just don't imagine that part?
It's like saying to enjoy mge you're obligated to imagine having an orgy with a bunch of siths who will become your forever harem and each one has a preference efor what beatiality potion you use.

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>>43216287
Just think of it as similar to RL humans from some anime mundane slice of life world getting sent to MGE then. Same thing in the end anyway

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>>43216291
>being so cripplingly terrified of the chance that you'd be cucked that you can only enjoy some grifter's rug pull that hasn't been updated in years
Sounds like a you issue.

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>>43216282
So that just sounds kind like monster musume

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>>43216323
Somewhat. Just that MGE land is it's own universe or world and they can come here and go back.

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>>43216299
I'm still carrying an original plastic pledge card from 2012 in my wallet, just watching the middle-aged men getting fleeced for thousands of bucks makes my ~40$ """investment""" absolutely worth it.
I guess Chris Robert's wife would instantly monsterize into a Danuki on the portals day, I heard she was also in on the con.

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>>43216355
Aw hell yeah, explosion of portal stories NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216299
There you go. The epitome of Patreon/Kickstarter disease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216268
This situation reminds me of that faggot which I'm not gonna name and his army of cucks who raid the board often, and immediately sliding and using ad hominem when called out. This guy has been in these threads for some time, as its quite easy to notice him.

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>>43216372
I don't get it why are so many schizos trying to destroy these threads?
why is it so bad to want to post and discuss monster girls? no harm is coming from that

[Anonymous No.]

Y'all motherfuckers need monster girls.
Post MONSTER GIRLS in this MONSTER GIRL THREAD.

Pic related. She's a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216282
…so MGE updates are finally at the sailor fuku stage? Only a few more decades until they get the Internet, you’ll see!

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>>43216383
>I don't get it why are so many schizos trying to destroy these threads?
Msybey it's the economy

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>>43216389
This is, and I hesitate to think that it was possible, ALSO a monster girl.
Turns out we can still post them! Please do that instead of whatever it was you were doing.

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>>43216383
Half the schizos are rabid mge fans from other places so their reasons are simply unfathomable.

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>>43216372
He's so butthurt about KC it's not even funny. How the hell can you even think that shitting on KC would get you any approval here, it's just nonsense

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>>43216396
No. Those things were mentioned on tweets some time ago. I recall seeing someone on the redux discuss this. It had little to do with the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216389
>>43216401
This is actually kind of a twofer, as she's a lich dressed up as the pipe lady.

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>>43216389
What a cute griffon, is she pink because of Eros association?
>>43216403
if you are an mge fan, post monster girls and talk about cute monsters, if you are not - please leave the thread
>>43216398
you'd think that as times got worse people would have less time for such horseplay
>>43216408
ignore him, talk about monsters

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>>43216383
MGE has a rabid anti-MGE group. Just look at tg, sb, and the fanfic sites like fanfiction and ao3

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216424
why dedicate your life to destroying softporn fanthread? lmao just go get girls, or money, or play videogames

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216389
>>43216401
>>43216413
Land shark. Very dangerous. Can't swim.

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>>43216389
woah hey super cute griffon

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>>43216437
what about swampsharks? can they both swim and walk on land? doesn't that make them OP?

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>>43216422
>you'd think that as times got worse people would have less time for such horseplay
Not really
When you're unemployed most of the time you're just waiting fir phone calls.

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>>43216441
they can only swim in swampwater
>>43216451
I am trying to get a new job myself and it's constant phonecalls and interviews, in fact it makes me want to not leave my old abusive job

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>>43216422
No idea! Probably, though. That usually tracks.

>>43216439
Thanks; I found the pic and saved it because finger guns.

>>43216441
God, I am so terrified of the water. That's my only mershark pic because mersharks are hot as BALLS (black sclera, sharp teeth), but I can't into water mamono AT ALL. So, maybe there's swamp sharks, but they sound terrifying.
> Also I would make sure they are Cajun as fuck.
> Natural frenemies of gator girls
> Incredibly strong opinions on food

[Anonymous No.]

Strongest Mamono husband vs. The weakest Order inquisitor
Guess who wins?

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>>43216441
Very slimy and moist.

[Anonymous No.]

>bring her home to introduce to parents
>barely get her to agree to keep the more dommy cat kingdom stuff to a minimum
>parents have no idea how to talk to a talking cat
>ask about her job.
>"I find men who have been mean to cats and make them cream their pants before selling them off to catgirls. Also day to day minutiae of keeping a pocket realms economy going."

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>>43216465
strongest mamono husband, because order inquisitors are virgins
>>43216464
>Also I would make sure they are Cajun as fuck.
>Natural frenemies of gator girls
>Incredibly strong opinions on food
I don't know my Anon, you sold the swampsharks to me!
Also water is not that bad, I hope you can overcome your fears at some point!

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>>43216431
Shrug. HFYfags, morally offended fags, miserylovingfags and feminists are some labels that explain some members of that group. Anyway, let's move on and discuss MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216431
It's just the new generation of 4chan newfags being human trash getting their rocks off on causing misery, it's a sad reality we're living in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216148
Yes

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>>43216481
>>43216479
posting monstergirls is what I call for! always works well for making the undesirables scram

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>>43216465
The DL's husband is basically God tier.
KC also mentioned a hero who married the original Malef, he seems overpowered too.

[Anonymous No.]

Your time as a virgin is zinover

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>>43216489
she cute

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>>43216470
>>43216489
Furfags calling anyone a shitposter is hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216489
>always works well for making the undesirables scram
Porn dumps work better.

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>>43216500
oy, don't lump me with that guy just because he names his pics the same
>>43216496
all dorks are and all batcats are in fact - dorks
>>43216503
I remember that happening a few times, but it got scary once, when mods decided to start 404ing the entire thread.

[Anonymous No.]

It's getting warmer, so the opportunity to return the favor is bound to come. How would you help a Yeti get through the summer heat?

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>>43216497
>>43216003
>>43215613
>>43214972
Okay, what's up with the Monster Hunter posts? We had them every once in a while but I feel there's been a huge upsurge in the past month.

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>>43216500
It's just the filename scheme from MEGA image archive, I also use it and it's now seen more frequently now that old imgur gallery is ded.

[Anonymous No.]

Deviljho ravenous blowjob.

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>>43216470
I like this idea and am stealing it.
> Take home arachne wife to visit parents.
> They're still in shock that you got married.
> Wife promises to stick to the PG version of how you met when they inevitably ask.

> "I snuck into his home while he slept and..."
> You shake your head in terror; she can see your eyes bulging out of your head in fear.
> "I snuck into his home while he was awake and..."
> Not better.
"We met on the web!"
> She starts to retort and sees the pleading look in your eyes.
> "Yes, we met on my webbing."
> You let out a long, drawn-out sigh.

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>>43216464
You are mermaid bait. Half of all the love stories told underwater involve a romantic sequence where the mermaid teaches the guy to swim.

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>>43216544
Don't respond to the shitposter

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>>43216520
The flats and subtle shadows on this picture really help sell the softness of this yeti. Regardless, probably best to bring her to that traveling glacie art fair that's taken over the local convention center

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>>43216544
Why does this fag leave a space after every green arrow? Is this some new phoneposting thing or something?

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>>43216544
There are multiple monsters that'd be very hard to introduce to your parents, or friends.
Imagine any loli, any gigantic monster (like sandworm or wurm), any chaos girl, or elemental. I think dark matter would be almost impossible to introduce.

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>>43216575
Not really. Look at Sapphirette. She looks normal. Probably just needs some illusion to cover the black magic ball.

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>>43216590
She looks normal but I'm sure she produces quite the aura.
Do you think your parents would be ok with a woman who makes them feel like a cataclysm is about to happen?

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>>43216610
MGs are noted for being able to blend in human controlled areas which would require suppression of the aura. Shrug

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>>43216489
>bat-cat
Guess we can post the good girls in the next thread.

[Anonymous No.]

One of these things is not like the others.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish people would stop calling me "bait" for certain species of Monsters just because of my hobbies or quirks.
So what if I like reading books and collecting them?! I don't see how that makes me "Hakutaku bait", I don't even live near the Zipangu region! And stop calling me "Shog bait" just because I have an eldritch horror novel too! And for the last time, I am not "Automaton bait" because I download lots of e-books!

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>>43216575
> Meeting the parents for the first time.
> You demanded, then asked, then cajoled.
> Then begged.
> Eventually your wife promised to behave around your parents.
> Ease them into her sensibilities.
> "Tail. Pussy."
"Fuck me."
> Oh shi--

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>>43216656
monster bait

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>>43216569
I think it slightly improves readability!

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>>43216590
It’s a massive ball of sex energy. Putting a towel over it and visiting your parents with her is a brilliant and not terrible idea. You want to watch your parents bone on the coffee table? Shrug.

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>>43216656
> All this 'tism.
Maybe you and Miss 'Bis can sort this out.

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>>43216656
At least I can always call you Cheshire b8. Cuz your life is a fucking joke.

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>>43216688
Yeah she is but she can likely control the sex energy and have it not leak around.

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>>43216521
MH is perfectly compatible with MGE in premise

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>>43216656
>all that anger and demands
hellhound bait

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>>43216734
>monster self-control
Yeah. If she can be trusted not to turn a book into a personal sex ad, I’d certainly trust her with my parents! Her thirst is not some unquenchable void that distorts reality, it’ll be fine.

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bodystocking

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>>43216748
Isn’t that a game about murdering dinosaurs for parts?

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>>43216764
An ad is just an advertisement and it was to get a husband. Meeting you parents means she has a husband already. So no need for ads anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to lie to the local amazon tribe and say the best way to get a house husband is to learn to cook first. That way I can trick them into paying me for cooking lessons

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>>43216623
Oh right, forgot about that.
Even a full blown ancient evil could give off a homely housewife aura with just a little bit of practice.

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>>43216623
Most humans are illiterate peasants that can’t detect aura.

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>>43216748
>>43216775
It can work. MGs and their husbands do eat meat from animals.

[Anonymous No.]

goodnight lads, I hope you dream of monster girls

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>>43216796
Then why would your parents be able to detect the aura going by this logic?

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>>43216520
I'll take miss Yeti and the Snuggle Scouts to a water park

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>>43216748
MGE should cross over with reality TV shows like The Bachelor.
Mamono would have ZERO chill about a show with that premise, and would absolutely never, ever allow it to run 1 more episode let alone 1 more season without stripping it down to the most earnest, heartfelt love story they can.
But it'd still be watchable because
> mamono beach volleyball
> mamono bikini carwash
> mamono love confessions
Downside--"The Bachelor" uses an average of 40-50 bachelors per season.

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>>43216775
In essence yeah you hunt monsters a little cat and dog buddy for whatever in game reason then use their parts to make new weapons, armor, and enhancements
But you could just distort the mechanics slightly so its like pokemon and you just knock them out every time and you hunt them because they went feral and you need to bring them home to their husbands, family, friends, etc etc

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>>43216782
>Sapphirette destroys the advertising industry
Wtf. I learned to love the bomb(girls).

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>>43216798
Send rookies on the most difficult hunts first

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>>43216806
But the wendis will get their coats soaked!

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>>43216808
You could easily see both types of bachelor shows
"the Bachelor" where its an anon getting to know all the girls and choosing one. A lot of seasons end up in harems but are hastily edited for views
Or "The bachelorette" featuring the reverse. This doesn't ever end in harems but its specifically advertised to lonely Mamonos who eat icecream alone on their couches on Friday nights

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>>43216803
Last time I dreamt of monster girls a horde of zombies derailed my train then I came on insertion when a pear shaped wight raped me.
That even was a wet dream. Scary.

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>>43216832
Love it.
> Miss Oomukade is The Bachelorette for season 135.
> See her face light up as a bunch of men pre-selected to like 'pedes are all in a room with her.
> Season ends after 4 episodes.
> That's actually the slightly better than the average season length.

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>>43216803
G’nite.
>>43216805
Actually that’s two discussions.
1. The chances of them ‘main-lining’ sexxo energy is the trouble for a parent-wife meeting
is separate from
2. Dark clothing isn’t required to sneak past the blind; most humans suck at magic eye

It follows that monsters don’t need to suppress their magic to avoid human detection, and implies that they have little self-control, in yet another area.

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>>43216866
>season of the bachelorette featuring an oni
>Its basically baki sans the gay rape

I can easily imagine that most seasons of either show will be going through at least 3 or 4 bachelors and bachelorettes per season

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>>43216798
Would it be better than hunting viagra scorpions? Killing things that make my dick hard is not my fetish. I don’t know why it’s a combination.
>>43216812
Sounds cool. Why are they feral, and how do you capture them?

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>>43216766
...is a trap

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>>43216892
Oh, for sure--you're never getting to like 13 episodes with 1 bachelor and 16 bachelorettes.
> Except for the Hebi season.
> So many other contestants got injured.
> Eventually she won by attrition!

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>>43216832
>>43216892
>both shows do an annual Lizardman show
I’d watch Fight Club. It would be the most brutal show monsters would approve of, excepting turtles. They have their own channel. It’s a very /b/ad, but surprisingly polite horror show.

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>>43216537
I want to give stretchy meat to all the little jhos

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43216918
>Sounds cool. Why are they feral, and how do you capture them?

Mamonos go feral after awhile of not being married or they simply get too ansty and start giving into base instincts to go around and cause trouble. If we go by Rise's recent plot then theres some really horny elder dragon that whips up all the unmarried mamonos into a frenzy and they raid the nearest human settlements in order to find mates.

You capture them by using the normal means, maybe the weapons all have demon silver in them? or maybe we just handle it like pokemon and no matter what happens they just get knocked out and any "broken" parts simply regrow after a bit.
After being captured whoever contracted you, be it a husband, their friends/family, or a victim of their mischievous antics you turn them over after trapping and tranqing, or just knocking them out and hand them over. All "hunters" are vetted and tried and true experts and know how to handle monsters while not getting caught nor lewded, naturally married monsters simply fight.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate hebis so much.

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>>43216967
>one time the show featured two hebis
>they played the monsters off one another
>it turned into a cold war
>everyone wound up in the hospital at one time or another
>Bachelor-kun was entirely unaware of the entire thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216931
I feel like Doskoinpo is the reason I dislike big tits. Also Succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214392

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>>43216812
>you could just distort the mechanics slightly so its like pokemon
There's already a monster catcher spinoff, Monster Hunter Stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>43217082
Never really got into precure designs, but then again i'm not the target audience

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>>43216871
The argument was the parents would be able to detect aura. I said that the MG should be able to suppress it cause otherwise how can they mingle in human order controlled territories pretending to be human. The person then said that the humans can't detect the aura which would apply to anons parents as well.

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>>43217096
My headcanon would be that humans from this world wouldn't be able to detect auras unless its so potent it affects things around the monster like static electricity. While humans from across the portals would because they were born into an environment where its all around

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>>43216892
>The one and only time an amazon showed up she ran off with her man 5 minutes into the first episode
>They hastily pulled a single staffer to take her place, the unexpected and unscripted twist resulting in one of the show's most memorable seasons

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>>43216918
There probably other food that's not just scorpion. We just haven't seen it yet.

>>43217107
Sure. They as in MGE would be able to feel it normally but the MGs are likely able to suppress it when needed barring heroes who are likely able to see pass the suppression.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216830
Wendis need their coats cleaned one way or another!

[Anonymous No.]

>Lovey-dovey/borderline Yandere personality
>Touch-based husbando correction powers

>Electrical-based powerset, flight
>generally mischievous, upbeat personality

>Ridiculously, comically strong
>Reduced nudity taboo
>Prone to violent outburst, often involving large clubs

So Lum from Urusei Yatsura is like a Hebi-Raiju-Oni chimera

[Anonymous No.]

>>43217138
She's a high level Oni with thunder powers, so technically a Raijin.
The Raiju part would be unnecessary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43217119
Anon no! They're strictly dry-clean only!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43217011
I’d play it, don’t think anyone else would. Guess you’d have to be married to be a bounty hunter. Otherwise monsters and incubi would turn you into paste. Since a portion of targets are ‘amok’, the chance of rape-loss persists for the lawdog. This is actually a situation where a man would sincerely want to avoid losing — he’s already (happily) married. Couples could work together, inflicting violence legitimately without repercussion. A very charming profession. Do married monsters flip out? Got any fun ideas for when/why monsters flip out in general?

[Anonymous No.]

fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43217157
Mama Wendi might be mad that their coats got wet, but Papa Wendi lets his girls have fun on the waterslide!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43217153
>Also known as Raiden-sama
Now I'm just picturing Lum in cyber armor fighting her father dressed as an American politician

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>>43217174
Obviously Wendi's wear swimsuits, probably full-body wetsuits (Papa Wendi wants his girls to dress modestly, but they worry the tight-fitting wetsuits don't flatter (heh) their svelte figures

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>>43217138
>Daaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrlllllllllllliiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg~~~~~~~~~
Lum isn’t yandere, her man has a brain made of discarded washcloths. Private time discarded washcloths.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you stop your monster daughter from being a bully?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43217166
A cats size is directly correlated to the amount it is spoiled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43217185
And here I was imagining Lum electro-kanchoing my enemies for my amusement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214392

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>>43217228
Definitely true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43217228
I've been obsessed with the idea of a chubby neet werecat for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

Big breasts can only feel your hand, but they can never fill your heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43217138
Huh, never thought of that, but actually Lum is a pretty good Monstergirl for being from a non-MGEsetting. What are some other good Monstergirls from outside MGE?

For me it's Dejah Thoris-chan. Need Red Martian deredere waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>43217249
>So-called "fierce hunters" when confronted with modern convenience

>>43217257
That's what the girl is for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43217236
Much like Hebi, Lum only uses her powers on the Man she loves.

[spoilers]she has plenty of firepower for other purposes though[/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43217259
I really like yen from MGD and the lumerian, also from MGD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43217272
>Oh no he's retarded

Save me, Chesh-sama!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43217259
There’s not enough Deja art. I feel your pain.You freaky pervert eggfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43217273
Ah, now this is a monster I can trust!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43217228
>>43217249
>manticore's husband treats her like a goddess
>she loves it
>that is until her clothes stop fitting

[Anonymous No.]

>>43217304
The offerings shall not stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43217284
>Busty Red Martians
>Musclegirl Green Martian Tomboys
>Tsundere Therns
>Prideful Delicious Brown Firstborn
>Mysterious Yellow Martians

Wait, is Barsoom just Western MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43217288
You can trust Yen, I promise she won't turn you into a pet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43217304
Mana is a hell of a thing. Can't find clothes made for big and tall monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43217288
>Based Dubs
Wight Supremacists really are a growing threat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43217327
Sauce

[Anonymous No.]

>>43217304
I quite like the idea of the feared apex predator turning out to be a lazy fucker who lays on the couch and eats potato chips. Gap moe is great

[Anonymous No.]

>>43217259
Fine, I’ll admit it. I would nail Cheetah. Yes, the bestial one. But only because of her scientific tenacity! The villainy is a large fringe benefit. Here’s a less appealing cheetah girl, she probably wouldn’t cheat on her taxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43217348
Corrupting your apex predator wife into a lazy couch potato who begs you get to get more chips

[Anonymous No.]

>>43217327
arimura daikon primal sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>43217362
Fries!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43217257
>but they can never fill your heart.
True, you need a little girl with a big butt wearing a g-string or backless thong for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43217321
>multi-arms
No. The distance is too vast, between heaven and earth. KC does not understand the beautiful potentials of space, and it’s attendant many armed floozies. It’s very sad.

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>>43217165
You wouldn't have to be necessarily married, it'd be entirely in the spirit of monsterhunter for humans to be able to use armors to do stupid things like walk on lava or climb up walls with enough weight on them to put a body builder to shame, or fall from insane heights without breaking a sweat. That means with some planning and the right armors you'd be able to resist those kinds of monsters and successfully "hunt" them.

Married monsters could flip out, mostly for silly reasons like their husband was too busy with work, or their beast wife's instincts got out of control this full moon, or something similar like that. Monsters in general would flip out from loneliness, instincts, or external reasons like some greater monster stirring up trouble or just natural inclination like a feral running amok for fun.
The Ero's temples would be keeping tabs on all of them like the hunter's guild in MH and would be handling quests in order to sort all kinds of situations out. Hunters would naturally be well vetted by the temples and cupids in order to ensure quality hunters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43217348
>>43217362
>8ft tall manticore that used to be buff once
>now she's just a big chubby cat that eats all your snacks
>could still chase and catch you with ease but would rarely ever do so because she's too lazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43217401
That sounds well-considered. The only loose end I see is “what do monsters do, when feral, that causes problems?” Looks interesting so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43217422
Yeah, but real talk, mama don't need to go out chase me down if she looks like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43217422
Imagine the cuddlesex

[Anonymous No.]

>>43217422
>Still tries to put off a languid, dominating "deep female energy" vibe
>Mostly succeeds by tempting you with glimpses of her thighs and breasts peeking out from under the throw blanket
>That, and how swollen and drippy her tail bulb has become from gorging on your cum 3x a day
>Always succeed in breaking her Dommy Mommy act by insisting on breeding her PIV against the couch and making her cum just from putting it in

[Anonymous No.]

>>43217427
Using MH as a direct inspiration you'd have them do anything from harass men and caravans passing through areas, married monsters would likely steal their food and other shiny bits that interest them, single ones would go for the obvious or at least try. They could be riotous in general accidentally hampering a village by making hunting grounds unusable via a variety of means like scaring off wildlife. Maybe a biologist needs to get into a certain area to research x or y and the resident mamono is making that difficult cause they either chase the researcher or they hunt the animal he's researching for food or simply scares them off with loud noises.

Theres all sorts of reasons why the guild will accept a request to handle a feral mamono.

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>>43217272
Ah yes, the wonders of oni technology. How do they make all their devices run on alcoholism? The world may never know…

[Anonymous No.]

Star batter Rosa ready to hit one out of the park.

[Anonymous No.]

Which species makes for a got cousin-wife?

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>>43217399
Oh shit, I forgot about Multi-armed factor.

Poor Red girls would be overshadowed by Greeny Martians I think, unless KC gave them a gimmick

I bet Red girls would secretly love being captured and thrown over a guy's shoulder to be ravished, whereas Greens would be more dominating.

Therns would be sneaky little tricksters that act haughty but inevitably screw up their overcomplicated schemes for love (also they'd have cute horns and like to dress up/use disguises). Firstborn would be classic Domineering Amazon types that talk endlessly about how superior they are, but if you can outwit them they'll worship you as a King.

Yellow Martians would be at home in Winterstown and would be good at taming Demon realm beasts. They'd constantly be feuding with their sisters and cousins and are total NEETS who want to live in peace and seclusion with their husband (but probably don't because they like to talk smack)

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>>43217539
Forgot the image

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>hating elves
Alps the lot of you

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>>43217476
So hunters conk them on the head and they sleep off the crazy? Guess they could go into a probation program, if still crazy later. >Law_and_Order_sound_effect.mp3
>Sexual crime is common and lightly punished…

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>>43216808
on the other hand 90 millisecond fiance might do well

[Anonymous No.]

Zapweasels.

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>>43217554
Not falling for a boring, arrogant hippy is hardly a sign of homosexuality when you have so many superior girls to choose from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43217442
>buck-satan
fag

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>>43217401
MGE Monster Hunter would be a thinly veiled mail order bride service
>Mr. Anon wants an ushi-oni wife but none are around him
>Puts request to the guild for an ushi-oni
>Hunters find and hit one with oversized demon silver weaponry till she gets tired and capture her
>Gather any scales, horns, claws, furs, etc. that fell off when the fight is over to make better armor and weapons
>Send her to the guy so they can enjoy a honeymoon
>Repeat

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>>43217548
>>43217479
Oh crap anon that's amazing! Did you draw this?
>>43217479
Don't be dismissive bro, that cannon can fire beans at 2000 rounds per minute!
>>43217578
Way more entertaining would be 90-day fiancee, but neither guy nor girl can physically touch before the 90 day waiting period. Over the course of the season 3-5 couples are put through a variety of species- and personality-curated romantic situations. If the couple holds out for 90 days, they get an all-expense-paid paid wedding and a cash prize, with minor prizes awarded for couples who only make it to a certain number of weeks. The Cupid show runners cheat fantastically, using their long experience, interviews of the couple's friends and family, and illegal internet surveillance to design the hottest, most romantic scenarios possible to tempt the contestants.

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>>43216808
>Survivor is just dumping a bunch of guys onto an island of monsters and recording the chaos

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>>43217548
>more baseball monsters
I have a strong need for monsters in tight baseball pants. I need to dig up the writing stuff the thread did afew years ago designing a team for mgc

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>>43217631
Imagine fighting a girl who has a Matcha complex and doesn't want to smooch the cute boy (because she's so lonely that she's internalized it and rejects affection by reflex)

Imagine breaking down her resistance and watching her stern, abrasive facade transform into the gooeyest, dere-est puddle of love you've ever seen

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>>43217644
I would watch that show.

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>>43217711
Of course, but would you make it through 90 days with your favorite monster?

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>>43217631
This kidnapping is over complicated for the situation. Monsters would insta-yes because of love-sensors. You’re more likely to hunt down men for monsters. Monsters could insta-no if they disagree, because of soulmate things. But then hunters are in a weird spot. Unless they are amoral mercenaries, which is considered the best sort of mercenary to be…

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>>43217627
>superior girls
>orc
200% Haram

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>>43217732
Of course not, but that’s stale and predictable. If those pink snipers want to earn their Eroscoin they should use anon’s LEAST favorite monster as the challenge!

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>>43217762
>Haram
aka "no fun allowed"

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>>43217627
My thick barbarian wives taking it easy after a long day.

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>>43217627
Eyepatch h'orc is way too cute

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>>43215658
Le super duper femdom dragon
Who care, it's everytime the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

I love cat girls

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>>43217804
you should marry cat

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>>43217774
Never trust a Satyros bartender.

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>>43217842
You should trust satyros as a bartender

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>>43217842
Do trust a Satyros customer when you're the bartender.

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>>43217804
Me too but those fuckers need to be corrected

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>>43217842
>wake up in bed next to satyros after a night of drinking
>"i thought followers of bacchus weren't supposed to use alcohol for nefarious purposes?"
>"i'm not a follower of bacchus"
fair enough

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>>43217852
>>43217856
No way, Satyros would be banned from my bar. They'll drink it dry and they can't afford the bill, all the other customers would be left out.

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>>43217932
>they can't afford the bill
but they insist that the alternate payment is a giving you a child per digit on the bill

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>>43217873
>”Nefarious? You really needed to get laid. Now pull the muddler out of me and let’s drink breakfast!”

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>>43217932
They don't look like they're broke to me. If an Oni can behave in a bar and pay for her drinks, I don't see why a cute winegoat couldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

Need snex with snakes to fertilize their sneggs.

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>>43217980
The Oni don't pay with money they just threaten to smash my bar so I have no choice but to make it on the house for them.

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>>43217980
She is a gaijin.

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>>43217999
Look at this beautiful ANGEL of a woman and try to pretend that she could ever threaten a bar for free booze.
She is as innocent as the wind-driven snow.

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>>43217999
Did you try looking sad and explaining that if you keep giving away free drinks, you won't be able to run the bar and will have to live in the street?

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>>43218020
Poor girl only has one milk dispenser left...

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>>43218020
They usually carry giant clubs man, I won't fuck with the Oni. They go "Yo, punk! What's the tab little guy?" I say free.

>>43218036
No. Thankfully a Wight hag comes by every night for the super expensive things in my stores and singlehandedly keeps the business afloat. She just keeps giving me these intense looks that make me shrink back while she giggles. Giant claws are scary man.

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>>43218020
>She lost a nipple
Useless, red piece of trash only good for Ryona and humiliation

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>>43218059
Anon.... have you ever considered that maybe the Oni ARE willing to pay but you keep giving them free booze because YOU'RE personally intimidated by their mannerisms? Don't you also know Oni may take this as a sign you're attracted to them? They may snatch you up and carry you home one night.

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>>43218041
>>43218069
Scars are sexy. And there's a lot more to a woman than a single missing nipple.
And she has black sclera, which I am personally weak to.

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>>43218020
She must be pampered!

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>>43218085
Well what do I do about it?! I don't want to get grabbed by Oni but I also don't want to offend them by making them suddenly pay! I'll be sending mixed signals!

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>>43218099
A lot of mental gymnastic to ignore her "used good" nature.

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>>43218113
Have you ever heard of KS-23? They can answer your dilemma

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>>43218113
It's too late.

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>>43218113
Have you considered making a deal with that wight you mentioned? She might be willing to protect you from those oni.

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>>43218122
I'm not going to shoot someone in my bar man, I don't even think it would tickle them anyway.

>>43218132
NO!

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>>43218113
Wanna know how to not get nabbed by an oni? Hire a hellhound bodyguard, there will be no unintended consequences

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>>43218020
>That much scared
She loves getting beaten, father issues I guess

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>>43218159
maybe she's just clumsy

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>>43218020
She writes fanfiction about anon loving the gentle side of her: the gentle sloppy alcoholic bedfame-destroying slip of a girl who wants to be loved so hard that she has bruises and blacks out. Why can’t anon see past her dozens of vandalism and aggravated assault charges, and instead gaze upon her as the loving young woman who habitually ruins metal sex toys purely via pelvic musculature? Truly man is the real monster.

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>>43218156
It would take them down.
First put a FLASHBANG round in the chamber and blind the drunk Oni then follow up by 3 fast successive demon silver 4 gauges buckshots, She will fall on the floor. If it works with dragons, It will work with a mere Oni

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>>43218166
No, that's an invitation for hard bdsm and soft healing afterward.

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>>43218115
How do scars make a woman used goods?

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>>43218182
I tried this because I didn't want to mess with that creepy Wight or hire an autism hound and the Oni just laughed it off and they decided they like me even more for being feisty. The silver didn't fucking work, all it caused was my rape in the back room.
Now I'm married to a Blue Oni with two kids on the way and she's officially my bar's co-owner, and she lifted the ban on Satyros customers! Thanks a lot you guys, all your suggestions failed me!

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>>43218253
Classic tsundere excuses for picking the option most likely to get you an oni bride.

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>>43218253
Then why did the dragon I shoot with the same tactic fall to my feet and ask me to take care of her wound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43218223
Anon is just being hateful, too much loneliness

[Anonymous No.]

>>43218275
Anon, where is that dragon right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43218316
In the kitchen, making dinner. Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>Going through my pics
>Find the Nav Jubjubs
>Instant boner
>Start looking for more
I'm not the biggest fan of big tits. Actually I prefer them small in most cases. But GOD DAMN do hyper horny busty girls turn me on. I don't like lactation either, but HOLY FUCK it's hot in those jubs.
And the corruption just makes it even better. Is Jubjub corruption real?

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>>43218327
Congratulations anon, you have been marked for portal day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43218320
You know what, you sound happy, don't worry about it. I'm sure she'll eventually heal up and go back home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214392

[Anonymous No.]

>>43218327
Need

Jub

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>>43218327
the essence of carnal desire

[Anonymous No.]

The tourism industry is a trap! You either get snagged by some monster along the way or your “tour guide” takes you.

[Anonymous No.]

>You kept posting stuff about how you'll never date a monster girl and that you can't love
>A few hours later you hear a knock at the door
>You open it and see picrel
How do you escape this situation

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>>43218387
I don't get it. There's plenty of other lonely dudes to go after, millions in fact. Stop wasting taxpayer dollars.

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>>43218387
>Close door
>Go back on the computer
>Play Battlefield 4
>Keep posting the same stuff everytime you die
>Ignore the door knockings
>Feel sad
>Go to bed
It's easy.

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>>43218407
>Before you can do any of that she puts her tail in-between the door
>"Sorry Anon, but we have a warrant for you. Please don't resist, it's for your own good."

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>>43218370
>>43218371
I want to Jub my waifu. As a joke hahaha... for a night or two.

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>>43218400
Ah but you see, being a sad single lonely man is a very serious crime anon. Very, very serious. The penalty is getting put in monster girl jails, don't worry you'll get out very early once you get claimed by one of the other prisoners

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>>43218431
>"Don't care I need to finish my game first. Come in if You want."
>Proceed to do everything said before while She watches me.

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>>43218457
Why do I feel like there is a alp joke involved in this of don’t drop the soap in prison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43218457
Wait a minute... these aren't jails at all. These are government run matchmaking facilities! I see you eros cultist bastards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43218327
>Nav
I already liked big butt lolis before he started drawing them, now I like them a lot more.

[Anonymous No.]

You know a lot of these Ancient Evils killed tons of innocents in the past before they were sealed right? That means you can't just excuse their crimes because they're hot, and no, you can't "fix" them either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43218569
you totally can, things were different in the former era

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>>43218569
I can fix her

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>>43218569
I’m gonna turn them all into mommas by the end of the night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43218584
>>43218589
>>43218593
A murderer is a murderer even if they have large tits. They shouldn't be forgiven. People like you are why the Order is right.

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>>43218483
>mamono PD busts down your door
>get detained
>get loaded into the back of a patrol car after finding illegal contraband (a flesh light)
>gets put into protective custody (ero's matchmaking services)

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>>43218599
True

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>>43218599
they were as the chief god intended and lifted themselves out of the cycle.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I resist the alluring power of meaty cats

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>>43218614
I don't have one, they rigged me. Cringe. I won't comply until my PC is given back and tendies provided.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43218623
resist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43218623
So fat, disgusting. I don't like this cat.

[Anonymous No.]

Orderfags GTFO

[Anonymous No.]

>>43218632
Congrats, you’ve been given a one way ticket to the spooky shog mansion on the top of the hill

[Anonymous No.]

>>43218644
Good, those Eros faggot won't get me there

[Anonymous No.]

>>43218599
>Forgetting what the Chief Goddess originally intended them to do
Based retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43218569
I just want the most powerful mamono to make me feel safe and loved. Nothing feels more like love than knowing she could kill by the scores or hundreds, but every single day chooses instead to hold my hand or tell me that she loves me.
This probably says absolutely horrifying things about me psychologically, but, like, whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43218643
Make me.

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>>43218623
Get a dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43218664
She will throw you away and switch to another men when You stop being funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>43218643
fuck yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>43218623
yandere doggy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43218689
Cats are funnier and more useful

[Anonymous No.]

IMAGINE
>you come home one day to find your house a mess of pink feathers and unknown fluids
>your wife has contracted a serious case of Jubjub flu
>over the next several days, she will be a hopelessly horny, heart-pupiled mess
>Her symptoms intensify over time. Her plumage gets fuller and fluffier, as she grows plump and busty.
>By the end of it, she's leaking milk, drool, and pussy juice
>BEGGING you to fuck her
Symptoms alleviate after a week or so, and you get to be one smugly satisfied husband while she has a somewhat hazy memory of her behavior while ill

[Anonymous No.]

I will breed out the brats and the ancient evils until there is just motherly monsters left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43218692
It's astonishing that you're literally describing how I feel about every friend I've ever made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43218599
Wrong, there was no geneva convention therefore no warcrimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43218725
I have only 3 friends left and I'm already feeling that I'm on the select with all of them. Unironically, this thread will be my last """friend""". I hope chesh are coming soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43218702
You know what jubs need? Tail feathers.

[Anonymous No.]

Stupid Monsters always beeing horny and wearing skimpy clothes, then going on to rape innocent man. Have they no decency or dignity? They don't even allow you some distance for solitude. Stupid, annoying Monsters only thinking about their own needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216551
Don't produce quality content because some one is shitting up the thread???

[Anonymous No.]

>>43218702
As a switch, nothing activates my dominant side more than a smug girl suddenly being overwhelmed by horniness.

[Anonymous No.]

>concerning hobbits

[Anonymous No.]

>>43218796
hits pipe

[Anonymous No.]

There is only one way to fight back against the Cheshire menace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43218762
I know we should be talking about monster girls, but, like, just for a moment...
I started taking SSRIs in February--it's been helping. I don't know you or your exact circumstances, but I am rooting for you.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43218796
What are the hobbits doing that's so concerning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43218808
I won't take any drug or see a psychiatrist, they don't want to help you, just sell addictive drugs. I will daydreams about MGE and play Vidya, It's more healthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43218820
... lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>43218806
Butt rape the kot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43218808
Go outside, eat heathy, get some sunshine, and work out. SSRIs fucked me up when I was a teenager and I never recovered. You can't solve unhappiness with medication, you need to improve your life by taking care of yourself and your body. Best of luck, anon. I'm rooting for you.

[Anonymous No.]

human brothers should have sex with their monster sisters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43218827
smoking pipe weed

[Anonymous No.]

>>43218842
What about monster cousins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43218842

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43218569
I will keep her too busy to be evil by making children

[Anonymous No.]

You can't defeat a Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43218997
I bet she's weak to anal

[Anonymous No.]

>>43218762
I hope things get better for you Anon, I lost my friends too. Granted mine was my own dumbassry but still, I get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43218997
Gonna call her the prettiest treasure and that she makes a gold hoard look like copper

[Anonymous No.]

>>43218842
Which sister? Older or younger?

[Anonymous No.]

Time to escape to the ONE PLACE that hasn't been corrupted by mamonos...


SPACE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43218997
>>43219006
She’s clearly weak to paizuri, always go for the glowing spot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219048
Ahem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219048
Uh, what about chaos mamono? Aren't they literally from there?

[Anonymous No.]

Malef-chan when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219048
>Anon gets dragged into the abyss and raped by a chaos god
You can't escape mamonos anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219048
>get ambushed by space wurms in an asteroid belt

[Anonymous No.]

Friday night after work, all fatigued, tired and lonely. Wouldn't it be nice to have certain someone that has been all along for you like for example your momster's sister waiting comfy and warmly for you? You know that your auntster will always be there for you
https://files.catbox.moe/8yfc2o.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, listen to the soothing song of a ghandarvah playing her sitar and singing on a cool night....at least before the neighborhood siren starts blasting J-Pop for a few minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219048
Beware of the space elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219029
Same age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219159
That's when you start playing your jams

[Anonymous No.]

What do you do if one of your wives is a bully to the others?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219208
get horny

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219208
Divorce both

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219208
I'm not falling for that again. Last I tried to break it up it was a trap and I got bullied by both of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216242
MGE game has lots of isekaid dudes roaming around. Though that makes me wonder about MC - he has his own house so he is not isekaid but why he didn't get a monster waifu before the game start?

[Anonymous No.]

Hellhound and Cheshire Cat are the best combo.
They're like Shoggoth and Kikimora

[Anonymous No.]

>>43218997
ah yes, my Monazon ordered nuclear annihilation arrived at last

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219231
The perfect harem, Cheshire to make you lose your mind, Hellhound to break your body, and a Bicorn to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

A real man marries a horse. Though a deer can be acceptable too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219231
Can you trust anything these two tell you? Seriously, one of the brawn the other is the brains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219231
Being married to a Chesh and Hound would destroy me, too overpowered

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219242
It does? I don't remember talking to the guys ngl

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219208
Rape both by using 3 raging mushroom injectors in my chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219309
No, it's pure chaotic evil. The only time you may be able to trust them is when asking for cuddles or affection

[Anonymous No.]

>>43217774
>POV: your wife if has a way to make driving more fun
>>43217767
That does up the drama, considering there's the possibility of one or the other partner saying "no"--maybe a random man/monster pairing, and you have half the drama be on the couple, and half on the crack Eros team that scrambles each week to provide a romantic challenge.
>Top Gear except it's Cupid, Apsara, and Houri-chan trying out date ideas
>>43217789
H'Orcs are cute, but I'd prefer grabbing a regular P'Orc.and carrying her off from the horde to make her my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>43217656
I have a few of the cards saved

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219363
I need it. My lawful aligned heart yearns for the chaotic harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219363
Just never stop cuddling them and they can never trick you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43217949
>a quarter of all your customers try to offer "alternative" payment methods
>your business is teetering on the brink of bankruptcy
>satyros awkwardly leaves and returns with the money to cover her tab after you have a breakdown at the bar

[Anonymous No.]

>Cheshire cat x Centaur hybrid
Imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>43218020
>Get grabbed by cocky, scarred-up red Oni
>>43218167
Over the next few weeks she uses you like a human toy, making you massage her taught, scarred flesh, kiss every inch of her body, bring her breakfast in bed and snacks in the bath, riding your face every morning and demolishing your pelvis every night.

Despite being exhausted, your heart is tender to her obvious pain and loneliness, and her brash, commanding attitude can't hide her desire for love and affection. Her drunken, sloppy kisses and strong arms cuddling you every night show the depths of her love for you.

After a few months of praying, it seems your good deeds in comforting the misunderstood miscreant have paid off. You awake to see your mini-Anon replaced with a throbbing purple club that would be the envy of any Oni. The look on her face as you part her enormous, muscles thighs, place her long, shapely legs over your shoulders, and plunge your massive, girthy, galvanized Oni-breaker into her tight ogre-pussy make all the drama worth it

[Anonymous No.]

Have you said yes to your hebi neighbor yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43218167
>Anon overhears some of her friends talking about the oni's fanfic
>he looks it up and reads some of it
>the next time she comes into the bar, he addresses her by her insert's name and calls her cute
>oni flees the scene
>leaves so fast she knocks the door off its hinges on the way out
>she can never return

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219455
I only say 'no'. Hopefully she'll get the hint soon and take the loss already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219455
I have no female neighbors

[Anonymous No.]

43219454
Kys monsterboy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43218381
>and here is the famous dark alley on the bad side of town!
>please, feel free to wander down it at your leisure

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219469
you are just feeding the yandere meter, you don't want that to be full

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219455
Neighbor? There's no one around for miles. Just me out here. All alone. Where no one can hear me scream and where help could NEVER arrive in time even if someone was aware that I was being assaulted. I did see a pale figure lurking in the wood line the other day, but I just figured it was a skinwalker and bought more ammo in town.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219488
She needs to learn that 'no' means 'NO'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219488
早い！

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219488
It's already full. If she's worth her salt, she's already aware of my penchant for psychotically obsessed women and is probably preparing accordingly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219519
she's in your walls anon, have you ever wondered why you keep losing underwear and shirts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219388
You'll have to move to wonderland Anon, they'll break your mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219522
>She needs to learn that 'no' means 'NO'.
>hebi translation
>Yes my lovely hebi, we shall be married and have 20 kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219567
They always turn up in the washer eventually. I think they get sucked into the back or something, because they come out all wet and really musty. I'm just a forgetfull guy too, so it's no big surprise. Sometimes I even forget I cooked entire meals. I just open my fridge and bam! Food. Living alone might be making me crazy. I swear I can hear whispers when I go to bed telling me that I want a big family and I want to snuggle with my cute wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219567
More men need to start going commando with all the monsters that steal underwear around

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219567
And She don't pay half of the rent, clean or do the laundry ? Bad wife material!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Yanderes are objectively the best. No girl will love you more or be a better mother than a yandere monster. She'll never ever leave your side!

[Anonymous No.]

>Marry shirohebi
>She goes with you everywhere
>Stalks you when you don't leave with her
>Every single girl that is nice to you or smiles at you disappears the within the week
>Missing person's report in the news, etc.
>Every time this happens her tail always seems to be swollen
>And you swear you hear whimpers or groaning coming from her tail
Weird, but it's best not to ask about it. Maybe she just has some lamian medical condition

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>>43219629
Total Shoggoth Death

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>>43219576
I have a gun, she better not mess with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219598
>succ sneaks into anon's house for some thievery
>watches as he does morning stretches in the nude
>passes out from a nosebleed

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219629
I don't want a dominatrix or a mother, I want a nice loving wife like a tomboy farmer Kot with good milky and we have equal power in couple (or some time she goes sub). Yandere don't tick this case

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219638
I prefer Kikis, but I will love any yandere. Aside from a select few monsters, of course.

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>>43219629
>yanderes are the most effecient at catching men because they're specialists
>population of yanderes slowly rises in all species
>dark mage yanderes obsessed with the guy who cast a better spell one time in the second grade
>salamander yanderes who have been stalking a fledgling adventurer for months, fighting him as an alter ego to make him stronger
>yandere bunyips who are so stealthy and efficient at stalking they put kunoichi to shame

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43219633
Fuck off to /d/ vorefag

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219663
Fluffy white noodle is not stealthy, I just ignore her so She don't cry...

[Anonymous No.]

Nah the most successful monster girl type is either the creepy ones or the gentle and very friendly mob faced girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219692
Fool the creepy ones are yanderes too just low level class yanderes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219633
Anon, I think you hebi is eating those girls. Remind her they only alps should be eaten.

[Anonymous No.]

I have examined this thread and determined it requires more meaty tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219704
there is a difference between a yandere and a female creep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219713
Sorry I only got photos of big butt monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219680
>Anon lying awake in bed one night, about to fall asleep
>hears a floorboard squeak outside his room
>she's back
>bunyip fumbles the doorknob a few times before managing to open it properly
>door squeals on its hinges
>she slowly slithers into his room and shuts the door behind her
>moves to her corner
>starts masturbating while staring at him
>Anon has to try and sleep while ignoring the glowing eyes and soft grunts coming from the corner
>the stain on the carpet gets bigger every day

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219727
Post more thick asses

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219723
I mean creepiness and yanderes do mix together a lot, but I get what you mean not all the time they’re connected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219741
I love Anubis butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219741

[Anonymous No.]

No rape. $500 fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219741

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219741
>thick ass brown monster always asks if you want anything when she raids your fridge
>have to fight the urge to say "chocolate cake" every time she does

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219741
Here’s a dark elf with a huge ass who may have visited the orc village too many times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219741
this choco kot needs impregnation correction for raiding my fridge

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219770
>oil baroness pharaoh holds out a hand to her anubis secretary
>anubis hands her a stack of cash
>pharaoh counts out $20000
>tucks it into your pants
>her security grabs your arms and starts dragging you towards her hotel

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219692
Too make up for their lack of social skills and thus difficulty in finding a mate, creepy girls are massively more fertile than the average girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43215981
>>43216299
>>43216359
The Wing Commander games and especially Freelancer were so good
How did it come to this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219829
>Freelancer
This one came out only because microsoft finally booted him out for stalling the project and wrapped it up. SC is what happens when you don't have such evil publisher to keep things in check.

[Anonymous No.]

How goofy is your wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219819
A fine is a penalty, not a price tag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43217630
He used to make lotsa mg stuff. Did he really just got quit drawing mgs because of 1 schizo?

[Anonymous No.]

deds

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>>43220036
I'm glad Wight san understands that I do not wish to copulate with a corpse like her. She's so nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219208
Chesh probably did something to deserve it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219904
Goofy? Not at all. All seriousness and gravity is she!

[Anonymous No.]

I still think about the dorm dash in journey of the magi god I wish that were me, I love it when monsters are pissed and wanna put you in your place so bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>43220051
She understands what you need perfectly, she actually wants to have a discussion with you at her mansion anon.

[Anonymous No.]

The guys at the office set you up with a blind date. SURPRISE! It's Tiamat, the Serpent of Cosmic Chaos!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43220097
I'll stare back at her at the window

[Anonymous No.]

>>43220053
Surely a Dragon doesn't need so much treasure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43220109
Needs and wants are worlds apart.
Most of it is painted rocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>43220103
That's considered consent to monsters anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43220101
Why does she have such small wings compared to the rest of her
I will bully an ancient goddess

[Anonymous No.]

>>43220138
Good
I will prepare the bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>43220144
She floats, she got that anti gravity flight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43218997
I never considered furnace paizuri, might be as good as furnace pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219576
>tfw everything translates to “set your husbando’s dick on fire”
It’s a genetic condition linked to herpetological albinism. Very sad many such cases. Have included instructional pamphlets, interesting applications of water magic. Anti-inflammatory ointment recommended.

[Anonymous No.]

Post your cutest ratas please!

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>>43218666
>>43218694
Kill yourselves trash

>>43219242
>>43219329
Those guys in the game are native to the MGE world just human controlled parts of it and thus never met Mamono. So not isekaied.

[Anonymous No.]

C'mon eurofags and aussies, let's see those cute ratas with those excessively fluffy tails!
Don't hold out on us

[Anonymous No.]

How do I join the snake cult?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43220293
Sorry anon, red squirrels are endangered over here

[Anonymous No.]

>>43220322
You shouldn't hang out with that sort of crowd

[Anonymous No.]

>>43220333
Exactly why you post them. Build the appeal. Make people wanna wife them and breed them. Then no more endangered status

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219910
>t. peasant

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>>43220322
I'm going to demand a tall glass of smilk from that grape snake

[Anonymous No.]

>cuddling with a rata in bed
>face-to-face
>her tail slipping between your legs and up your back
Like having a body pillow between your legs that you share, and a pillow keeping your back warm. All in one special. And it's soft and fluffy. Never loses it's fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43220395
>smilk
This sounds so fucking retarded
I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216892
>baki sans the gay rape
gonna need context on that one, I know baki himself has a girlfriend and buiscut has a ..."wife"

[Anonymous No.]

How do I hug Ms. Windy if she keeps blowing me away?

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>>43220500
>apophis tries hundreds of plans to usurp the pharaoh or mentally break her
>astronomical costs, needlessly complicated schemes
>pharaoh manages to mindbreak the apophis by sending a few dozen men to ask her for smilk
>grape anubi scrambling to sift through the royal library for what smilk might be
>still not sure if it's a thing or an abstract concept
>the mere mention of smilk is enough to give the apophis a migraine

[Anonymous No.]

>>43220614
She's just being tsun.
Give her a few drinks and she'll open up, she's really weak to intoxication.

[Anonymous No.]

goodnight, consider d o g!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43220266
In other words fucking your hebi wife is the best medicine.

[Anonymous No.]

Riddle me this now, and riddle me fast! Why did you apply for this job?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43220794
I just wanted to be surrounded by lewd desert mamonos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43220101
Wait, She's not, She's a Yu GI oh card

[Anonymous No.]

>>43220267

[Anonymous No.]

>>43220771
I will consider dogs.
Werewolves are superior

[Anonymous No.]

>>43220960
What happens if a werewolf bites a guy? Does it mark him as her husband, attract more werewolves to him, make him inexplicably get a raging hard-on around werewolves, or something else?

[Anonymous No.]

The legendary heroine is about to set out on her most challenging quest yet.
Destroying Anon's virginity!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43221051
everybody knows that wizards beat warriors, dont you know your basic runescape triangle

[Anonymous No.]

>>43221077
But heart beats all

[Anonymous No.]

Super easy solution if your town is struggling with money. Just hold a 'Male Companion Charity Event'. Round up a dozen or so eligible bachelors (and make sure there's variety. Making it something like all knights or all nobles will give poor returns, trust me. Toss in a poor farmboy or two who's convinced he's just there to pad out the numbers).

A bunch of women with lots of money will show up. No one the village will have seen any of them before, but trust me when I say they'll be loaded and eager to bid high. Do this whenever you need funds for anything, works every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43221084
thats what the big wizard tower is for

[Anonymous No.]

It's the weekend so just stay home and play bideo games

[Anonymous No.]

>>43221195
but anon a tower will just attract p'orcs and other minion monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>43221231
Goddamn porcorians! How come every time a wizard builds a tower stupid orcs have to come camp at it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43221007
I just assumed it's a "you're mine now. See? I marked you. Now mark me as well"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43221214
I'm drinking sake in Japan but I didn't have any nekomata on my lap. Portal when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43221214
Evil dwarf girl when

[Anonymous No.]

>>43220614
She's actually quite approachable when you appear to be minding your own business. Surprise her with something big to catch her off-guard!

[Anonymous No.]

I'll ask a Nightmare or Hakutaku about how I can enter a Dormouse's dream later on. First we must snuggle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43221084
Okay! Who is the stupid fucking amateur developers who decided these stats are fair and balanced and not brokenly unplayable!? That, and no looks like a lack of game testing and just basic quality assurance!!!

No wonder why Triple A Games are shit these days, and if that is an indie game from an indie team. Then they are still shitty amateur devs that need to learn more!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43221195
She will certainly inspect your "tower",

[Anonymous No.]

>>43221330
I don't have a big dick, I feel bad now

[Anonymous No.]

>Last living noble in the undead kingdom
>Rest of the aristocracy plays it off like they’re still alive
>Despite the fact I knew them since I was 8 and they haven’t aged a day
>And that many of them have glowing red irises that no living human I’ve ever met has
>Banshees tear up whenever I ask them why they have pointy ears if they’re human
>Bump into dullahan guard causing her head to fall off as her friends play it off as an elaborate prank and special effects
>Half the time the wine the zombie maids get me is blood, when I point it out they say I’m not a wine connoisseur
>Whenever I cut myself half the hall looks directly at me before I get swarmed with bandaids
>Whenever I point out how cold everyone is they play it off as being cold outside despite it being summer
>Whenever I ask why the maids have so many stitches and keep mumbling about warmth I get called rude
>Phantom and doppelgangers are the only ones who put effort into appearing human changing their skin and eye color to something natural
>Lich accidentally lets the undead nature of her adoptive daughters slip is quickly interrupted by vampires before they pull me away
>When I tell anyone I know they’re undead I get called crazy as they try to gaslight me into thinking they’re alive
>Even the dhampirs won’t outright confide with me
>Come up with the “I don’t want you in danger” line

[Anonymous No.]

I woke up at 10 am and my head's been hurting ever since.
Does succusex cure headache?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43221667
No. Only anal succusex curse headaches

[Anonymous No.]

>>43221214
Introducing video games to monster girls is a bad idea, they'll get addicted.
You'll end up proneboning your wife while she's playing Elden Ring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43221692
but you can't make babies there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43221692
Alp hands typed this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43221231
>>43221238
>try to explain to the p'orc horde and other assorted minions your just a humble agricultural wizard who helps with the weather and plant growth

[Anonymous No.]

>>43221748
>H-hello
>SHARKU! SHARKU! SHARKU!
>Uhh, yeah. Today's forecast is half cloudy with light winds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43221731
Nah, they want to be impregnated too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43221051

[Anonymous No.]

>>43221929
Uihara is a headcanon Dryad mamono

[Anonymous No.]

>>43221929
>off-topic image

[Anonymous No.]

>>43221748
gotta keep em busy so they don't get up to porcish shenanigans, have them fix the roads, clean the tower, have a weekly barbecue and pray they don't start showing up in the inner sanctum

[Anonymous No.]

>>43222055
We're doing off-topic images now that the thread's almost dead?
Cool. Here's a generic schoolgirl, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43222094
Porc shaman want You teach her something

[Anonymous No.]

>>43222110
Ok, and here's my totally normal house-mate who has been here since I moved in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43222110
>>43222233
OK, fuck it, then--off topic images it is. Here's the rest of my generic anime schoolgirl pics.

Pic #3 (NSFW):
https://files.catbox.moe/dolc8d.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>43222274
I made a mistake and I can't delete it, mb

[Anonymous No.]

Same girl; slightly different schoolgirl outfit.
I honestly blame watching Sailor Moon dubs before school for this interest.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm even into older women wearing schoolgirl uniforms.
Ok, I'm actually MUCH more interested in older women, period, and I like the idea of an older woman in an outfit that's just a little too tight for her comfort.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll doze off soon
Have this cute mouse girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>43222321
I want to see a werecat eat out as a thief mouse as a punishment. Ahah would be fun...

[Anonymous No.]

And a couple of juvenile delinquents. Again, student-posting in the last hours of the thread. Try and stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43222444
Huwaito suneiku!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43222094
>hulking horde appears on the horizon
>war chants and horns tear the silence of the morning with brutal terror
>citizens flee in terror, locking themselves into their houses or escaping into the forrest
>menacing army stomps the earth that creeks with terror as they nearby the local road
>with songs of conquest and roars of battle they start the road construction
>in mere hours the entire neglected road is brought back to former glory, hardened and even
>brutish cheers and victory shouts fill the air once again, as the horde packs up their "weapons" and goes back to their master, to report their success

[Anonymous No.]

>>43220885
Detective Snowrata is on the case, she'll get to the bottom of why Selkie's Diner ran out of hot cocoa!

[Anonymous No.]

Maid upgrades

[Anonymous No.]

what if none of this was real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219741

[Anonymous No.]

>>43222856
It's just a grand dream already tainted by real life autism. I can't imagine some of the people who post around here deserving happy ends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43222055

[Anonymous No.]

Do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43223087
What's this lewd pervert going to want next, handholding? Take this to /d/ where it belongs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43222758
All it takes is one lecture on how the strength of Rome was based on road networks

[Anonymous No.]

>>43223073
noise is one of the few times i can get aboard oppai lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43223134
>we lost chaostfanon to /d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>43223178
He's still around, he's just not a piece of human garbage like the breath shitposter, so he doesn't double down when people complain about him being weird and actually stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43223220
It's the morality of posting in the ntr-lite thread. I wouldn't want to get tarred with that brush.

[Anonymous No.]

>Alice overload
>Alice is a lie
>She can't be found
>All those souls are wasted
>Death is awaiting

[Anonymous No.]

>>43214392

[Anonymous No.]

god i want a monster with a fat fucking tail i can hug while it's slung over my shoulder as i pound her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43223412
Like, this fat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43223476
sneks cannot achieve being slammed from the rear

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43223353
I love Alice. Give me a cute Alice harem.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

can kc's balrogs fly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43223515
Sure they can!
https://nhentai.net/g/333060/
The lamia in that manga rearranges herself to let her love interest pound her both snek and missionary style.

Now, in that manga the snek has more of a proper cloaca than a pussy, but the same basic principle applies. You just need Miss Lamia to let you prone bone her while you hoist her tail over your shoulder.

If you're not into that, you can also bang her cloaca, which would be similar, but lower down on her body so you don't have the Herculean task of lifting like a thousand pounds of snek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43223591

[Anonymous No.]

>>43222444
>Black haired, model student shirohebi
100% has eaten a handful of girls and a few guys on the verge of alping who threatened her chance at a monogamous marriage with her boyfriend/future hubby. Feels no remorse for doing so.
>White haired, delinquent shirohebi
Has threatened to eat those girls who eye up her boyfriend and even threatened to eat her boyfriend if he dares to even hook-up with other girls or break-up with her, but in reality doesn't have the heart to do such a thing.

Those girls who act tough on the outside are usually some of the softest girls you'll ever meet. But those girls who seem like delicate, little flowers can be some of the most crazy girls you'll ever meet. Be careful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43223412
I like a smaller and cuter tail that can be groped and pulled during pounding

[Anonymous No.]

>>43223616
is this AI?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43223733
How small?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43223712
Weirdo Baph paws typed this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43223412
Pursue salamanders then. They store fat in the tail and use it as a weapon by slamming their opponents with it. And in particularly difficult battles, they can lose their tail and hurl it as a club at their opponent. It'll grow back.
Lizardmen can do the same, but their tails aren't as meaty. Unless she's fat, but lizardmen never get fat because they're all about that warrior/athletic life. At least, you're chances of coming across such a thing as a fat lizard is less than a 1/10 of a percent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43223777
About this size but a bit thicker at the base

[Anonymous No.]

>>43223733
I know

[Anonymous No.]

>>43217138
Ramu is cute! cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43223178
You talking about me, that was my first time using that thread but it’s pretty much just the futadom thread at this point.
So I’m probably just going to move back to the normal /d/ monster girl thread or find a TF thread to talk about my stuff since this place is more for the normal side of monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43218697
Cute and loyal doggo

[Anonymous No.]

>>43223955
Mrs. Gaunt is a pervert, shopping for groceries while her husband rails her under the goo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43223955
Full set never

[Anonymous No.]

>>43223747
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>43223787
i wonder how salamander feels about maining a quarterstaff

[Anonymous No.]

>>43223955
I mean, it comes and goes really.
Also being surprised that a /d/ thread focuses on futa is quite something. There's a reason the normal thread needs to specify no futa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43222758
Wonder what kind of noises they make when they cart their master's bountiful crops to the harvest festival

[Anonymous No.]

>>43224087
Salamanders learn to wield all types of weapons, simple and complex, but typically with a focus on melee as well as some basic fire elemental magic to add a bit of range to their attacks. No doubt you'll probably find some salamanders who prefer staffs, polearms, and spears. But as for a simple stick like a quarterstaff, I could see that too, especially if they lean more into the fire magic.

[Anonymous No.]

Would centaurs use a modified car wash?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43223964
She's a very underrated girl. Most anons would be very happy with mans best friend in monster form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43224161
Nah, they've just got very large bathrooms and showers and very long brushes. Thankfully, equine biology prevents the rear end from getting too messy. In either case, if you marry one, no doubt you'll always be bathing together and helping her brush and clean those hard to reach spots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43224153
they probly oink happily

[Anonymous No.]

>>43224134
Not really surprised more disappointed than anything because there’s so many of threads about them on /d/. That why does there need to be that many, ridiculous if you ask me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43224177
Let's be honest 100% of the anons here would marry and breed a cu sith or cait sith if one popped up in their rooms right this very second. I know many may say otherwise, but they're lying. The horny is too strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43224202
No. I have standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43224246
>he didn't use peanutbutter

[Anonymous No.]

I hate furshitters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43224285
why

[Anonymous No.]

>>43224246
I don't deny you have standards. I do too.

But say a cu sith popped up into you room. She's very interested in you. She wants you and to have your offspring. She's got a heart of gold. She's going to be exceptionally beautiful as all mamono are exceptionally beautiful; more beautiful than any human woman you've ever seen as all mamono are. Your door is closed; no one else is home. You're going to do the deed with her. You can deny that you would, but deep down you know you would. I would. I would do it with any mamono, even an alp or matango, and I dislike them the most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43224202
Nope.
The only positive to a Sith appearing right here right now is it's a sign that the Portals are open, so I still don't want or need the Sith.
Out of my way CatShit, I have a waifu to claim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43224293
Because you keep constantly shoving your garbage where it is not wanted and act like vermin in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43224300
Yes, yes. You'll find and probably get your non-sith wife. But you're also gonna have that sith wife. You know it. I know it. Just accept it that your lower head is stronger than your upper head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43224329
The only 'fucked' that Sith is going to get is fuckedup if she slows me down for even a second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43224300
Don't bother replying to the resident human waste, you're only validating him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43224202
>>43224295
Don't project your furfaggotry and gay retardition unto others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43224295
I'm not you, faggot. The only thing that furbeast is getting out of me is a boot in the ass when I kick her out of my house.

[Anonymous No.]

you are getting baited, stop responding to the shitposter
instead tell me, would you take a huge whiff if you entered a gym full of sweaty monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43224383
She's stronger than you, much stronger than you. She's definitely gonna slow you down and "mark" you.

>>43224404
>I'm not you, faggot.
Yes you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43224415
It's usually just one guy playing off himself. Normally nobody cares about sithposts, or does it 10 times in a row.
Or maybe it's two guys and one can't resist replying to the schizoid. That happens too.

[Anonymous No.]

Furfags AND smellfags? This place has gotten a lot worse than when I last visited.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43224415
If it's a gym full of alraunes and/or dormice, yes.
Otherwise, no. Sweat stinks.

[Anonymous No.]

So... when the Demon Lord cast her spell and changed the nature of monsters, did male monsters all turn into women? What happened to monsters that were married to each other before the spell was cast?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43224451
They became a yuri couple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43224415
>>43224427
>>43224451
Go get your dad's gun and paint your parent's basement with your brains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43224415
nah, i just go and fuck tall yet chubby monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>43224451
>did male monsters all turn into women?
Yes. For example, most pharaohs were formerly male. Though I believe in the case of dwarves and elves, their men didn't turn into women. Rather, they just don't produce any more males; the tribes that've been monsterized. I think it's implied that not all elves and dwarves have monsterized; though most have.


>What happened to monsters that were married to each other before the spell was cast?
They stay in relationship but find a human husband together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43224432
maybe it's a coordinated effort? whatever it is, it doesn't deserve a response
>>43224447
girls smell nice when they get worked up, they don't stink like men
>>43224441
hey man, you're welcome to give your ideas for fun dicussion too
>>43224451
it was clarified by KC: if male monster really loved the female monster - he'd turn into an incubus, if he just treated her as a baby factory to rape and fuck off without feelings involved - he'd turn into a monster girls like other monsters
>>43224470
how do you pick them up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43224479
>They stay in relationship but find a human husband together.
nope, if it was real love and not just reproduction instincts - he'd turn into an incubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>43224498
Was that from a Q&A? I kinda swore that's how it was before. Or maybe I'm thinking of the husband of a monster alping situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43224479
The dwarves are mostly women now because they embraced monsterization, there are male dwarves It's just that they're rare now and they're all incubi. I'm pretty sure that's just straight up in their profile

[Anonymous No.]

>>43224517
yes I believe it's from his Twitter, I remember when thread talked about this
I am trying to find something about it in warosu rn

[Anonymous No.]

>>43224484
by doing it very carefully of course, you do eat wurm eggs for breakfast right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43224441
It's a couple of shitposters particularly obsessed with the idea of turning this place into second /v/ or /d/, overall it's still fine.

It's like stepping into dog shit that you can't really clean from under your boot, you just have to live with it, for the time being.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43224531
It's hard to keep track of all his extra-literary statements. I gets me into trouble here from time to time, but I like to just stick with the original canon described in MGE 1. It's changed so much since then though.

[Anonymous No.]

Around witches, never relax, next thing you know they make an entire coven with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43224560
paywalling patreon questions just adds another layer to the confusion. Especially since we have a few dedicated arsewipes that like to hype it up and muddy the waters.

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I had a dream last night where an Indian Jinko kept sending me DMs on Twitter about how cute I was and to send naked pen pic

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>>43224517
found it, here you go:
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Kenkou_Cross_Q%26A#Additional_Session_3
>8)I would like to discuss monsters right after the new Demon Lord takes over. Of course, there were types of monsters that initially consisted exclusively of women, but there were also monsters like dragons that became women. In this case, the monsters that were a couple before, after the transformation, began to engage in lesbian sex, regardless of their past? And what would happen if, following their instincts, they brought in a new human man?
>In the first place, the monsters from the era of the old Demon Lords had very little love and did not marry. I think that most of these monsters became women and started looking for men-people. However, there were some exceptions: individual male monsters who "aroused love and entered into a marriage with the same female monster, forming a couple" did not become monster-girls. It is rumored that they began to look like human males.
>>43224560
not really, I don't remember any significant changes, that weren't just clarification of misconceptions risen from misstranslations
>>43224539
who wouldn't?
>>43224579
I believe you do not post in good faith, that question was asked way before KC made his patreon and he's answering them on twitter which is not paywalled
>>43224582
nice, did you do it?

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>>43224441
Furfags, smellfags, vorefags, NTRfags, alpfags, Orderfags, /v/-tards, /d/-tards, etc, etc.

They've been present in these threads since their inception. It's nothing new. It hasn't gotten worse or better. They've always been here, and they always will be here. It's just a matter of how you respond to them or don't.

My solution, just post pics of happy mamono.

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>>43224585
>pic says wurm
>is obviously a ryu

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>>43224585
>I believe you do not post in good faith,
I meant in the future, genius. We had like a week of people bringing up q&a stuff that nobody could understand because the only people who actually saw the questions are the type deep in enough to not just post them.

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>>43224585
Nah, I was confused. I woke up when she said "rape you when portals open" so if the portals open I guess I'm getting an Indian Jinko

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>>43224607
>Ryu
MERE WATER WURM!
>>43224627
you're one lucky sar

[Anonymous No.]

I am in the mood for a chuckle. Post your silliest monster.

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>>43224606
I can respect smellfags more than the other fags

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>>43224641
wurms are quite the silly monster

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>>43224641
arguing on anonymous boards sure is silly!

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>>43224641
This good.

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>>43224641

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>>43224641

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>>43224585
>not really, I don't remember any significant changes
There have been. One of the more notable being in the original canon, there was the possibility of a monster girl not marrying their first mate. Very rare, but still a possibility. Newer canon forbids it entirely as NTRfags tried to exploit it.

And that's usually what happens. Some fags try to find a loophole or gap. They fixate on it. Exploit it. Use it to justify their abhorrent behavior, and them KC changes it to prevent the faggotry. As a result MGE has gotten super hugboxy. Which I don't really care about, it's a masturbatory fantasy after all. That's all I've ever used it for. But I recognize that there has been many changes.

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>>43224641
>>43224665
Nuh-uh. My wurm is a LAWYER.

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>>43224641

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>>43224709
how many cases she had a success in?

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>>43224644
Shut up Breathfag. You and your furfag cohorts are not welcome here.

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>>43224641
Miss Ushi is bein' silly.

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>>43224719
All of them!

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>>43224641
ever heard the term - silly cow?

[Anonymous No.]

How do I handle an extra horny Gazer? Time is of the essence.

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>>43224720
don't associate siths with a single ritual poster who posts almost the same lines every thread.

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>>43224641
Chirp!

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>>43223604
>Alice harem

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>>43224484
Oh, huh, that's weird. Makes sense. Are those incubi also... anthropomorphized, or are they still monstrous?

[Anonymous No.]

Are monsters okay with feudalism since they clearly don't live in an industrialized society?

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>>43224785
>t. breathfag

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>>43224803
look at the later post, they are identical to human men turned incubi
>>43224804
you live in industrialized society right now! you can clearly see that it's not really better

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>>43224783
Cowgirl position sex where you hold her hands tightly with intertwined fingers and lots and lots of eye contact.

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>>43224824
Exponentially more eye contact

[Anonymous No.]

lvl 1 adventurers bumping into the chests of high level monsters is more common than you'd think.

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>>43224852
How did adventurers ran into high level monsters in the starting town?

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>>43224868
the monster replaced the "lvl 100 zone" sign with "starter town" sign

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>>43224852
What anime

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>>43224879
Sounds rude

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>>43224852
i could take her

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>>43224894
it's these pesky low level common monsters, who are hogging all the cute shotas for themselves!
something had to be done, powerful monsters also deserve a cute boy to spoil

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>>43224868
Griefers.

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>>43224852
Good thing I found a high level mage to train me for a while instead of going out adventuring completely inexperienced. I do wonder why her house is so isolated in the forest, maybe her magic is too powerful to use in a village?

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>>43224868
Any good manager is going to be looking out for her people. Miss Mamono here is just scouting out the new talent to see if anyone looks promising.
> Her ushi-oni is really jonesing for a frail, effeminate wizard to dress up like a cat and fug
> Her cheshire is CONSTANTLY trying to dress up as an effeminate wizard to mess with her ushi, so she's gotta find someone (anyone) who can put up with all that bullshit, or she'll never hear the end of it.
> Her lich keeps making zombies and then demanding husbands for them--no matter how many times you tell her to stop.

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>>43224852
Most men when isekaied into MGE Land, don't make it far outside Startville. Those new Lvl 1 adventurers would get gobbled up by low level holsts, imps, kobolds, etc.

Because of this Startville started to become Startcity, and all those high level monsters were getting jealous that 95% of the men were ending up in the arms of these "inferior" girls. So many high level girls started moving into Startcity as well, and now there's this epidemic of low level adventurers getting gobbled up by high level monsters.

Thankfully, the devs are fixing this issue and creating a new starting area called Beginnertown on the opposite side of the map.

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>>43224885
Isekai-neesan/My one-hit kill big sister or something like that.
It's airing currently.

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>>43224783
Use reverse psychology, tell her you want her to hypnotize you into a drooling mess while she fucks you senseless. Works everytim

[Anonymous No.]

Kikimoras outside of their motherland are so nice but the ones from their motherland are cruel beasts

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>>43224852
I'm going to let myself get beat up by the end-game monsters just so I can get treatment from the cute healer girl for longer.

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>>43224957
i want to tame a cruel beast of a kikimora

the bloodline must expand and continue so future generations can enjoy the pure kikis

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>>43224957
I humbly request a kikimora from their homeland, then. Ideally one who is 110% yan, -10% dere.

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>>43224703
I think the soulmate and attraction stuff takes the fun out of the idea of a girl you don't like wanting you. i prefer the old lore about just raping them into liking it.

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>>43224959
>Beat up
>Going to a healer
Anon you're getting snatched up by a high level demon and taken back to the demon realm

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>>43224978
blame people who constantly look for edge cases for suffering

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>>43224978
I mean, that can still happen anon. Lemme give an example
>Be artist
>Give up on your dreams of doing art
>Forget all about it
>The portals open
>You hope that you'll get claimed by a demon
>Instead you get claimed by a art fairy
>You try to resist her and fight back but she shrinks you and fucks you senseless
>She starts to help reignite and remind you of your lost passion
I don't think the soulmate stuff works by want 100% of the time, I think it goes by what you need.

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>>43224987
> Anon gets into a fight with a high-level demon.
> She's just toying with him, trying to get him to see that if he signs a contract with her, she'll join his party AND equip him with sweet gear 30 levels higher than him.
> Accidentally knocks him down.
> He's not dead or anything, just injured.
> [pun intended] Blue Screens hard.
> By the time she comes to, Anon is gone.
> Track him down posthaste.
> He's with a healer.
> She's not even a unicorn!
> Unacceptable! You know at least as much healing magic as some scrub human cleric.
> Succubize the healer while Anon is forced to watch.
> Incubize the Anon after booting the healer out to find her own man.
> Starting City is NOT for the faint of heart.

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>>43225029
>That perspective switch at the end
I wish the portals would just open so we can stop dealing with monster glowies trying to be sneaky.

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>>43224783
Look right into her eye and stare. Don't break eye contact until she backs down.

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>>43225076
>How to get magicked

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>>43225076
Normally that's always the right thing to do with Gazer, but she's especially horny and can't focus on her magics today.
She's sucking my fingers. Please help.

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>>43216304
>constantly tripping over her own skirt
>everybody thinks she's lewd because she always has a bloody nose

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>>43225104
Mating press her anon
She has needs

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>>43225104
Imagine that warm, slimy, gazer tongue dancing across your face. Breathing in her hot, steamy breath while she does so. Mmmphf!

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>>43216855
Somewhere out there in the void a pear shaped wight woke up from a wet dream of raping a man on a train

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>>43225157
What's it gonna take to get you to leave, Breathfaggot?
For someone to draw your stupid breath sniffing fetish in action?

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>>43225163
for me it's being raped by a loli raiju on a subway

[Anonymous No.]

>>43225182
You gonna give her your 5 dollar footlong?

[Anonymous No.]

So what happened with that chesh figure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43225180
>encouraging shitposters with attention
Are you downs? Ignore and report

[Anonymous No.]

>>43225207
I order one.

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>>43225180
Please don't ever draw it. I'd be genuinely upset if that happened. I don't deserve it, and I really don't think I'd want it. Not because i wouldn't enjoy it, i would enjoy it. But it's one of those things that's better left to the imagination. I'd prefer to keep it that way.

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>>43225214
Order what? They didn't even open pre-orderds yet

[Anonymous No.]

The fox demands a tribute. What have you brought?

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>>43217366
What a pity that this is the only good doujin the artist has done

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>>43225207
Nothing. It takes years for this stuff to come to fruition.

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>>43225271
I have nothing for foxes. Go find somebody else to mooch off of.

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>>43225207
Who cares at this point? KC's already got IRL shit and the DMCA malarkey he's pulling because of Wightnigger on top of this stuff taking years to go through. Either wait for it or don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43225271
All I have is a handful of nuts...

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>>43225271
Hope she likes granola bars

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>>43225302
because we don't give a shit about his drama only what he produces.

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>>43225302
One of the worst parts of the whole Cheral situation is that he couldn't reveal his true nature before shitting up half the Wight gallery with nigshit. It should be removed in all honesty

[Anonymous No.]

>>43225271
My ten year old son

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>>43225341
Do you ever get bored of cycling bait

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>>43225294
Are there any fan garage kits MGE figures?

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>>43225360
3d printing is trivial at this point.

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>>43225271
burgs

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>>43225344
you better ask for some blessings now. cuz shes never gonna let him go now.

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>>43225364
Did any of the waifufags make one?

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>>43225385
All those burgs will go straight to her tits!

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>>43225399
the only condition is that he can take over my business of being a court jester

[Anonymous No.]

i wonder how would harems go down post portal?

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>>43225465
Well there are still harem oriented monsters, so probably quite a few.

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>>43225473
i meant in how would it change society?

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>>43225479
I gotta say, if the portals opened harems becoming a thing would be the least invasive change they bring.

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>>43225479
It probably wouldn't. Society already has harems. Even in the west lots of men have harems of women they'll abandon later in life.

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>>43225479
As long as the monsters can cone over quickly it probably wouldn't be that big of a deal. If they can't, there might be a shit show for a few generations until there are enough women to go around.

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>>43225479
Minimal change. The culture is already promiscuous and depraved. We're two steps away from pedophilia being legal. One step away from bestiality. Harems already exist all over today by alpha males, in practice, just not in law. Changing the law to allow for multiple marriages would be the least controversial thing an MGE invasion would bring. In fact, the most controversial would be that women stick with their first partner and never cheat or abandon him.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys did you know that Amazons aren't actually dominant? A funny purple cat told me the truth, they're actually really submissive! You just have to go up to a single one, slap their ass and tell them to make you a sandwich.

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>>43225527
>. We're two steps away from pedophilia being legal
I hope that this is just the sabbath preparing for portal day.

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>>43225544
Nope, just the result of a decaying civilization. Sorry. I don't want to get your hopes up or anything.

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>>43224868
It's common for the final boss to make a brief appearance in the starting town to establish their character and give the hero a motivation to adventure. Traditionally the hero is supposed to narrowly escape the first encounter and only face her for real when he's strong enough to defeat her, but a lot of the new evils don't respect tradition like the ancient evils do.

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>>43225596
She says that, but her body is honest...

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>>43225596
what a dork

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>>43225529
This is true, but only for some of them. The strongest, largest, and mean looking amazons use that demeanor to appear tough when in reality these are the ones that want to be dominated the most.

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>>43225527
It's kind of funny and sad that the main reasons people would be angry about mamano is the opposite of what is presented in the lore

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>>43225529
She'll definitely make you a sandwich. It's a special kind where she sandwiches you between her and the bed for a few hours until you learn your lesson

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>>43214392

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[Anonymous No.]

I don't want to work or go to school. I just want to stay home and fuck my monster wife. Or go on small trips around the city and fuck her in interesting places like public bathrooms and forested areas

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>>43225809

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>>43225809
Breeding an echidna/becoming the broodfather of a insect hive will be your full time job and you WILL like it!

[Anonymous No.]

>Wight when she sees what gets called "wight" in ASOIAF.

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>>43225848
Parenthood is never a job but a God-given right! Shame on you for thinking otherwise.
However it is really hot to refer to a monster as a "broodmare" after cumming inside her whether or not she's pregnant

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>>43225848
gonna play knuckles & knuckles outside her dungeon until she comes out and rapes me just to shut me up

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>>43225890
the kiki bloodline must expand

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>>43225918
But career kiki has a job that is hard to do while pregnant!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43225918
I admire this artist and his dedication to drawing kikimoras

[Anonymous No.]

>>43225931
>"Anon, I need you to fuck my sister and continue the Kikimora bloodline!"

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>>43225939

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>>43225931
but what about the romance part where she comes back from her last mission and its ready to settle down and make a family?

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>>43225949
>"Hell, I like you! You can come over to my house and fuck my sister!"
>But literally
Oh boy. Want to bet Cleaner Kiki's maternal instincts would engage after seeing her sister pregnant anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43225863
>Caring about GRRM shit in 2023

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>>43226001
"The name issh Mora. Kiki Mora."
> You have flirtations, sure.
> But you alway complete your mission.
> No time for romance when you're pitted against O.R.D.E.R.
> There's a cold war going on, and by the Demon Lord, your side will win it!
> Plus they put you in a chastity belt so you wouldn't get distracted all the time like that Bond guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43225931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_X8h66CroQ
there is much cleaning to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>43225360
Russian MGEfags make figures with glowing womb tattoo

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>>43226173
an actual decent paint job for once

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>>43226144
>No movies about kiki rescuing hubby from villain shog
>And the obligatory sex scene at the end

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>>43226197
Meh, here's my movie proposal:
> Miss Ushi is getting married.
> Big, public, outdoor wedding.
> Her husband-to-be is walking down the aisle to her...
> Suddenly a human woman TELEPORTS in
> Declares the fiance is HERS, and HERS ALONE
> Teleports away with him
> Are you a bad enough Ushi to rescue your husband?
It's just 90 straight minutes of action scenes and 1-liners, with a couple of truly harrowing moments where Miss Ushi LOOKS like she's been messily slaughtered by the jealous human woman, but she's a fucking Ushi-Oni so of couse that doesn't happen.

Final fight scene is the evil human woman has gotten enough Ushi blood on her to become one herself, so it's not just a mirror match, warrior ushi has to fight warrior-mage ushi.

> The entire ending credits sequence is just Miss Ushi fucking the everloving shit out of her husband after a Lilim-copter FINALLY brings in the cavalry.
> BECAUSE ALL 80s-ESQUE ACTION MOVIES END WITH A CHOPPER SHOWING UP TO CLEAN UP THE MESS

It's everything I want in a movie--one liners and a giant spider who fucks the shit out of some wimpy-looking dude.

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>>43226272
i don't expect you to stop but we're getting pretty low on images

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>>43226273
So she is going to break down everything on her way hulk style and then SMASH that pelvis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43226299
Oh, dang, you're right. And we're only on page 9!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43226287
cute fish/eel/eldritct abomination

[Anonymous No.]

>>43226317
exciting, isn't it?

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>>43226273
>one liners and a giant spider who fucks the shit out of some wimpy-looking dude.
IMAGINE

[Anonymous No.]

>>43226314
Oh, absolutely. Mamono would be great at action movies, since it's all physical acting and charisma, which mamono would have in spades.

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>>43226273
nah, a man thrust into a world of underground monster fighting, where the loser is raped is taught by an old kakuen how to dance while fightng

[Anonymous No.]

wonder what the world looks like through a hebi's eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43226361
a world of hearts with (you) at the center

[Anonymous No.]

Water wurm is now mud wurm

[Anonymous No.]

Genuinely curious, is there anyone here for which centaurs or any centaur-like species like whitehorns, etc. are a hard no?

I know everyone has an ideal girl(s), but say a centaur was your only option, would you say no?

[Anonymous No.]

cow spiders are for IMPREGNATION

[Anonymous No.]

>>43226382
Anon, I think that's a bug, not a wurm, dragon, or lizard.

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>>43226387
whitehorns (deer) are less of an issue than centaur to me.
i couldn't see myself with centaur, unicorn, bicorn, maybe nightmare could make the cut.

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>>43226391
>old ushi oni adopts an adult cheshire due to how lonely she got

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>>43226353
Nah, a man thrust into the world of underground MILKING.
> Be you, innocent farmboy.
> First time in the big city. Only here in the big city for the Dairy Expo.
> There's rumors of an underground network of milkers.
> You decide to try your hands at it--you're the best milker in your hometown, after all.
> Little did you know what you'd be in for.
> There's so many mamono you can milk that aren't cows.
> And there's so many liquids you can get from them that aren't milk...

THIS SUMMER
GET YOUR HANDS WARMED UP FOR
U N D E R G R O U N D M I L K I N G

[Anonymous No.]

>>43226393
Rude, just because Almudron-sama has barbels and a big grabby tail doesn't mean she's not a proud ryu

[Anonymous No.]

>>43226401
If you don't me asking, what is it about whitehorns that're more acceptable than a centaur?
Is it the centaur biology and how it could be a bit more awkward for intimacy?

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>>43226387
I'd prefer a satyr patterned body type for horse girls and I'm not a huge fan of the vanilla centaur personality, but I wouldn't dismiss a centaur out of hand. The gimmicks and default personality most of them have range from from good to fucking great, and frontpussy and Polymorph exist to handle life's little inconveniences.

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>>43226419
Looks more like a glorified centipede if you ask me. Very unmajestic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43226423
overall smaller, more handleable and the shaggier hair is nice.
a slightly better ratio of woman/animal maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43226423
most centaurfags are horsefuckers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43226410
i will squeeze her on the bed alright

[Anonymous No.]

>>43226449
Well yes. I'm not denying that. But these threads are also home to fishfuckers, wormfuckers, and snakefuckers. The list goes on.

I'm just interested to see if anyone sees them as an absolute no.

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>>43226173
Pretty fucking good tbqh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43226173
>no eye flames
>no yellow teeth
Only drawbacks. The rest is good

[Anonymous No.]

>>43226442
t. man who is about to be mudwrassled like a virgin at a dorome convention

[Anonymous No.]

>>43226387
I don't like nightmares because their whole gimmick is a tease. If you want me, don't pursue me in dreams, do it when I'm awake. I'll love you long time if you do.

Unicorn is meh. Not because there's anything wrong with them. It's just the fear that they could transform into a bicorn if another girl enters the picture. I love bicorns, but if my wife was originally a unicorn, I'd end up missing her old self.
>just don't cheat on her
I wouldn't. But I can't control if some faggot alp or whatever were to come along and ruin everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43226287
Are you sure whatever you're doing is worth it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43226521
man who's married to dorome is sure to have a smooth and beautiful skin

[Anonymous No.]

>>43226391
spider cow, spider cow
does whatever a spidercow does
can she swing from a web?
no she can't, she's a cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>43226601
Spidercow should not be confused with spider cow.

One's an ushi-oni. The other one is just a very thicc and milky spider.

[Anonymous No.]

Post pics devious and/or plotting bicorns please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43226601
Watch out! Here comes the spider cow!

[Anonymous No.]

Wild naked werewolves>Tamed clothed werewolves

[Anonymous No.]

>>43226804
i like the torn clothes motif for them even if they don't actually shapeshift
at least not after the first time

[Anonymous No.]

>>43226804
I think she's just mad that she has to try and fit her pants over those thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

why is my cait sith purple
and how is she seemingly teleporting to stupid places

[Anonymous No.]

>>43227053
>Cheshire transforms her face into a Cait siths mid coitus and calls you a furfag
That fucking cat.

[Anonymous No.]

occasional dom shog maid would be nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>43227053
>snout
prime cait sith. Cute and has soft fur.
>no snout
extremely hairy catgirl, highly undesirable.
Either way you are going to be eating a lot of fur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43227102
Time for divorce

[Anonymous No.]

>>43227053
Oh, they're like that sometimes. Cait sith really do need a litter box, and that might be your problem. I suggest getting her one and apologizing for making her use the human toilets when you know what she's more comfortable with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43227120
I wouldn't divorce her but she would get some corrective sodomy, and make sure she never does it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43227147
>she keeps doing it more and tells you to do more correction
something is amiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43227112
Anyone got all these complied?

[Anonymous No.]

>Steals your last image

[Anonymous No.]

>>43227309
Gonna feel that eel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43227309
at least it's not the furry shitposter

[Anonymous No.]

>>43227363
It WAS, though. Image 300 was a cait sith for a bit. I SEEN IT.

[Anonymous No.]

>only at the top of page 10
>already hit image limit
I swear, this board is always slowest when we need it to be fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43227102
>Judge Lilim agrees that is grounds for divorce
>alternate sentence is Dr.Flayer's full personality mindwipe
Anon gets to choose, and the ~dere he wants

[Anonymous No.]

Natural born echidna or former human childhood friend turned into an echidna to fix her infertility?

[Anonymous No.]

>Image limit
HAHA! now you'll have to make greentexts and make an actual effort instead of just spamming images

[Anonymous No.]

>>43227423
I try to include a greentext about her every time I post cait sith. Sometimes it feels the effort is unappreciated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43227363
Yes, I'm sure that talking about retards will make them fuck off and stop bothering us

[Anonymous No.]

(O)_(o)x10
I still see you

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me anons, where is pyramid station located in MGC?

[Anonymous No.]

Spring is here, lonely, single mantises are in your area.
Watch your back.

[Anonymous No.]

> Portals open.
> Your dream girl goes through and finds you.
> That's right, your very own devil bug!

... MANY SEXY TIMES LATER ...

> At some point, you two get to talking about all the weird parallels between earth mythology and flora and fauna and her side of the portals.
> She wants to know what devil bugs were on earth.
"Well, cockroaches, I guess."
> "What."
> "The."
> "Fuck."
> Oh, man, now she sounds upset.
"Well, I don't think you're a--"
> "I demand you call me a cock roach from now on!"
> "Cock."
> "Roach."
> She pumps a fist.
> "Fuck yeah."
> She's all over you now, wings fluttering, antennae gliding against your face and hair.
> "Who's your little cock roach?"
> "Roachin' all up on your cock?"
> Better than you were initially thinking her tangent was going to go.
> She's taking your belt off, so you're pretty sure the conversation part of the night is over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43225931
>Kleaner Kiki has that '!Russian/!Scottisssh' HfRO accent
>introduces herself to Anon in a Casino Tavern
>"Mora, Kiki Mora"
>after many drinks, shaken not stirred, has wild exotic location sexx with Anon
>Anon wakes up next morning, Mora is gone - Ohfuck,Anon is just another eyecandy Mora-anon
>Mora returns with breakfast in bed
>...wedding, house, domestic bliss...
>Anon just knows that eventually he is going to be kidnapped by some CatSith-fingering Tanuki Supervillian working for O.R.D.E.R and strapped into some over-elaborate cum-draining machine that will destroy the world
>cue Mora waifu blasting and Demonsilver-slashing her way through a horde of Sith and Alp hench-mamonos to save her Anon and the Realm

[Anonymous No.]

>>43227491
I'd say it would be the center piece of the city centre

[Anonymous No.]

Cheshire cat and hellhound doing a really hot kissing competition!

[Anonymous No.]

I've been jacking off into the same river every day for a month and I still haven't gotten a water elemental girlfriend. Guess I'll start shooting my load into a mound of dirt and hoping for an earth elemental instead.

[Anonymous No.]

fumo bogey

[Anonymous No.]

What does Mrs. Echidna and her husband do with defeated adventures? Just let them go? Naughty torture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43227520
Updated version:
>Anon is married to his cute Kikimora
>nice house, nice car, has a lot of cute !notRussian tattoos she doesn't like to talk about, CuSith maido
>one day at the gas station the leader of 3 Gyaru-mamonos starts admiring Kiki's Anon, asks her if Anon is for sale
>....break-in at Kiki's house...
>Kiki Anon regains consciousness, Anon is gone, CuSith is fuckedup
>Kiki smashes the concrete in the garage (but sweeps up the debris and dust afterwards)
>meanwhile the Gyaru gang-leader is telling the BabaYaga-Kiki "sodomised 3 Alps with a pencil"-story....

[Anonymous No.]

>>43227582
Marry off their one-star gacha roll daughters to them. Only men who clear the dungeon get the SSR daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43227582
GremTech Omega Milker 35001, with ultradrain setting

[Anonymous No.]

>>43227309
That's an uncommonly spicy joro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43227582
Usually the adventurers don't lose to echidna herself but to one of her many daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43227582
It's all just an elaborate dating scheme for their numerous NEET daughters, the dungeon is unsolvable since they can't just kick their daughters out. Better lure in some suckers and marry the girls out to them, that way they get space for more kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43227564
By that theory, a lot of Anons are going to get Sock Ittan-momens when the Portals open.
That one Mon-chan Anon who gets a harem of Djinns of Jars each one year younger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43227649
At least you aren't getting a sith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43226804
i like wild but covered in furs but like huge furs and fur cape

[Anonymous No.]

Stealing a single Porc away from her tribe in order to make her the Horc of a brand new tribe we'll make together

[Anonymous No.]

>>43227719
>ends up a mere piggy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43227309
>captain Anon has finally caught up to the infamous pirate ship, The Black Eel
>after a brief cannon fight, he deems that they've crippled the ship and crew and orders the ship to be boarded
>his men swing over
>entire deck is coated in eel slime
>unagi joro crew bursts out from below the deck
>captain Anon's crew doesn't stand a chance
>it's like trying to swordfight on an ice rink
>none of them can line up a shot since they're flailing around so much
>once they fall down, they can't get back up
>eels hiding in the water counter board Anon's ship
>quickly subdue the rest of the crew
>take both ships back to their pirate hideout along with their new "booty"
>another ship in the armada of the Benthic Jane, the pirate queen
>another story to add to the legend of The Black Eel

[Anonymous No.]

>Medusa, Cockatrice, Basilisk, Owl Mage, Gazer
Anons like to talk up Pharaoh and her voice, but I think it's hotter when a girl can render you unable to resist with just a stare. Anyone else? I think I have a fetish for being watched. Not exhibitionism, this is different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43227858
Basilisk and gazer are the only ones on that list that do anything for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43227858
does it count if you're frozen by their boobs instead of their eyes?
>anon, my eyes are up here
>I know

[Anonymous No.]

>Challenge vampire for the ownership of her castle
>Decide upon a duel
>Put a little clause in the document pertaining to victory on death of opponent as well
>Duel starts
>Declare I win due to Ms. Pire already being dead
>Tanuki judge that I bribed rules in my favor

[Anonymous No.]

>>43227858
I like the "forced to stare into the eyes" coupled with the "psychic whispers in your head" thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43227897
This is where I'd post that one pic of Anubis. And, to me, it doesn't count unless the gaze is at least as powerful as the breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43227905
This is a demon's schlickfic

[Anonymous No.]

>>43227858
I get off to the idea of my face being stuffed into fur, pretty much the same thing in the end. And I'm pretty sure it's the most popular fetish going here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43227879
What about Creeping Coins? I like to imagine the eyes on their hair ornaments are real. They're advanced mimics, so I think they have some degree of shape shifting ability, and could probably make more eyes if they wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43227954
Meh, I'm more into stage hypnosis style stuff from a confident or nonchalant qoman. Creeping coins and the rest are a bit too psychological to spark my interest. Also, I meant to type owl mage, not gazer. My mind must've been on tentacle eye stalks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43228007
Gazer-chan is always on my mind, too.
https://files.catbox.moe/glbtbu.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>43225385
>The Fox still hungers! For goodness sake Anon, keep flipping patties! We need to keep the burgers coming!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43227858
>Dracolisk

[Anonymous No.]

>>43227858
i like ms hatters piercing gaze

[Anonymous No.]

New thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43228259
These threads have extremely autistic traditions for baking, and I request that you respect them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43228259
>>43228268
They also get really pissy if you start the new thread with a Cait Sith pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43228288
almost as if they're detested or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>43228307
But they're not.

[Anonymous No.]

Here's a big ol' alphabetical list of the undead mamono:
> Banshee, Doppelganger, Dragon Zombie, Dullahan, Ghost, Ghoul
> Jiangshi, Lich, Mummy, Ochimusha, Phantom, Pharaoh
> Skeleton, Vampire, Wight, Will-o-the-Wisp, Zombie
Pick your poison! What're you into and why? If you hate 'em all, what makes them all skeeve you out?

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never get molested by drunk older monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>43228369
I choose the witch. Tetori or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>43228369
tetori acute

[Anonymous No.]

1000 posts = 1000 years of mofu imprisonment
Get ready to become an eternal fox breeding stable

[Anonymous No.]

>>43228385
they can't catch me if i jump into the snake pit

[Anonymous No.]

>>43228369
I like liches, ochi, and (low-profile) wights. Most of the rest are boring, too flamboyant or don't pass the Bant test. I wish pharaohs didn't put their husband into a position of imminence pretty much by default, they'd be on that list otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43228385
Every post is another year

[Anonymous No.]

>>43228369
Wights and Pharaohs are both extremely alluring. I also like Liches because they're cute kuudere mages. They're all the best as cute and erotic lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>43228369
For me, it's Miss Lich (she's a spellcaster!), although I'd probably be into phantoms or wights who are more on the low-key side, and the "less yan" tiers of Banshees and Wisps. I like SOME yan, but Miss Wisp's cage is kind of a lot of yan.

[Anonymous No.]

Man I want to post cows

[Anonymous No.]

>>43228478
Ahhh, I wanna taste a tit~

[Anonymous No.]

>call out “mommy!” Into a hag monster country club
>see about 30 heads turn and then book it
Works every time hehehe

[Anonymous No.]

>>43228369
Dragon Zombie, Dragon Zombie.
>>43228385
Those stupid foxes can try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43228582
It’s even funnier when you walk up to random hag and insist she’s your mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>43228451
I'm not really into lolis, but I AM into smug. More mamono should be smug! Especially yandere mamono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43228478
Post a cow.
Post it now!
https://files.catbox.moe/ktsg7j.jpeg

[Anonymous No.]

>>43228666
gimme the shy one

[Anonymous No.]

>>43228666
HOW NOW, BROWN COW?!

[Anonymous No.]

https://imgbox.com/g/bV4yeLtGrh
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 33. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/hd1tv4MA

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>43228677
The Mino on the right is the one I like.

[Breathfag No.]

I wanna be pinned down and "forced" to inhale danuki breath!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43219063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZ4Q2WLmUII

[Anonymous No.]

>>43228582
>Thinking you won't get grabbed with magic
>Thinking you won't be passed around like a blunt at a college frart party
Sorry anon, you're going to have a harem of hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>43228369
Honestly all the undead are really, really good girls. I think the worst one is skeleton, but she has potential to be pretty good she just needs a better design.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43228884
That sounds delightful, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43228890
>Skelly
Literally no tits, no ass, not even a Bonepussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43228897
You fool, you'll be coddled until your mind is happy dependent mush. Your body will be defiled by pent up hags, some pent up for hundreds or thousands of years as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229013
Yeah, that's exactly what I want.

[Anonymous No.]

wish i could post hebi

[Anonymous No.]

Without images, no one will know that I fuck all the Succubi at the gym 3 times a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229021
~
Here, a tiny hebi.

[Anonymous No.]

Need a muscle harem that becomes a strongthick harem after the kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229037
Liar, I bet you can't get past the succ gym receptionist

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229016
I weep for you, not to mention most are foxes, you'll also become a mofu addict on top of it. Poor soul

[Anonymous No.]

>enter the hag supermarket
>walk along minding own business near the garden section until see one of the Kiki employees get done using one of the worker terminals scattered throughout the store
>memorized the code to it
>make sure the coast is clear and then punch it in and raise the speaker phone to mouth
>momentary static that always precedes an announcement over the intercom resounds throughout the store
>"Attention all shoppers, to commemorate the twentieth anniversary of MonsterMart's opening, we are giving away free complimentary young human men in the electronics section. Get them while supplies last!"
>make my way out through the garden section as the employees have to deal with the chaos that unfolds
>the undisciplined stampede of hags towards the electronics section
>all the hags that just got trolled by my fake announcement who'll have to leave disappointed
Nobody ever knew it was me.
And that's how you bully those ugly hags who will always be lonely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229039
smol hebi is cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229065
>They check the cameras
>They see you and ask their friends daughters how to find you
>Their friend is a gremlin
>You end up being kidnapped and rape corrected by dozens of hags
Bad end

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229065
That's way too cruel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229080
But... but I wore a hoodie to obscure my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229080
Hags AND a Gremlin?
> Everything is coming up THRILLHO

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229065
Do not bully hags, breed hags instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>43228720
>That Jub
Fucking nice, hopefully >>43218327 sees it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229100
They saw enough identifiable features anon, they made an algorithm to look through the internet and narrowed it down fast. Sorry, it's what you deserve for bullying hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>43228720
Thank you wikiman

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229039

*/*~~○○~~~~~~~~~

[Anonymous No.]

So...uh....
Does your wife know lewd magic? Do you want a wife with lewd magic? What about magic that isn't inherently lewd, but gets used in lewd ways?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229261
I want a magic user with hypnosis, and pleasure sensitivity magic, oh and binding magic
Mage waifus are God tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229261
My wife knows Greater Destroy Pants and uses it often in crowded public places

[Anonymous No.]

>>43228369
I want to hug a real doppelganger and tell her she's cute.
I want to give a massage to the Jiangshi.
I will force a skeleton to drink milk to restore calcium.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229294
I still think Dopplers should lose and regain their ability to shapeshift after falling in love, treating the transformations as mere cosplay rather than hiding who she is y'know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229450
Losing the ability to shapeahift after marriage is so dumb I headcanon it away. Like, I get the message there, but really?

[Anonymous No.]

I bet cheshire did this

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229474
Yeah it was silly, especially since they could keep the message by having her gain the ability back after she realizes that he loves her for her, shapeshifting is god tier man
Hell in MGE I'd probably use magic to change my form for my wife, especially for specific fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

Fav MG story trope is when the brothel is a glorified matchmaking service. I love that shit so much it's like crack

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229525
A brothel for men or monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to appreciate the nekomata.
She has TWO fluffy tails to enjoy.
And also may spy on you in cat form.

[Anonymous No.]

In monster girl adventure tales, it's always the big scary lilim overlord antagonist that always wins and makes the heroic protagonist her husband.
Are we really teaching young monster kids the right lessons with these stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229535
Monsters. Like example
>Be lonely anon
>Really want to fuck but you're scared of commitment and being unlovable
>Go to a red light district
>Go up to the bicorn running the place
>She says the rates are 200 a session
>You swear you saw some sinister look in her eye
>You give her the money and ask to pick a girl
>She says a girl will be chosen for you
>Still has that weird sinister gleam in her eye
>You get a succubus and head off to your room
>She locks the door behind you
>She has a mischievous smile that would put a Cheshire to shame
>She says "Sorry, but I don't do one stands... husband."
>You try to run past her but she quickly subdues you magic chains and ties you to the bed before fucking you senseless
Stuff like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229578
Yeah it should be the other way around where the overlord antagonist is a human male instead that always loses to the heroine monster girl and makes him her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229578
Very true, we need an evil greenworm overlord. She goes in people's gardens and eats all of the vegetables

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229525
Most places of business in mamano realms are like that, Strip club? End up following a monster to get a private dance and you will end up married before you leave the booth, Coffee shop? Same thing, you are just simply charging your phone while sipping some mana infused coffee drink and one of those sneaky monster employees will inevitably put the moves on you, it leads to a high turnover rate of employment but jobs are quickly filled as soon as they are lost by thirsty mamano. And you don't want to know what awaits you if you go to Carls Jr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229637
>ask for a black coffee
>dumb cow puts milk in it
>gives me an attitude when I tell her to remake it
How fucking hard is it for monsters to just do their jobs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229669
>She gets angrier
>She drags you to the bathroom and force feeds you her milk
Aggressive heifers are scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229669
>Imagine getting upset at free milk from the source in your coffee
I don't even like cows but I would try it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229669
>ask for the manager
>it's an even bustier holst who frowns at your anti milk stance

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229669
>Drinking coffee
>acts like a bitch
makes sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>43216194
dont forget the red armbands
you can never be sure if the bloon is camuflaging within the area, taking on appearance of everyday objects like condoms

[Anonymous No.]

Can't get me in a plane, Mamono.

[Anonymous No.]

This is how all monster girl threads should be. Text only. Now I can post without having to look at the hideous smear of yellow-spotted purple refuse that is the shoggoth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229744
>t. kiki
go back to cleaning kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229637
W-what happens at Carl jr's

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229737
>cue the many snake girl on the plane slithering out of their hidey holes
>>43229754
bogie pussy burgers

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229744
Shogs best girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229754
Hellhounds inside and even rapier Hellhounds outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229737
there's a gremlin on the wing of the plane
you've got to believe me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229753
I don't like either of the dedicated maid monsters. I want a wife, not a servant. It's just that sludge is uglier than feather duster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229754
they'll eat your fries while raping you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229758
Absorption is just another word for vore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229769
>eats your fries
>drinks your soda
>finishes your burger
>rapes you silly and leaves you passed out with her number and a kiss
Vile monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229744

/
/____

Anon opens the pizzabox thinking he's safe

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229795
>Implying she wouldn't just take you home to fuck you the second you wake up

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229760
>>43229769
Will I at least get some fries and aftersex cuddles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229770
In other words, human women who monsterize into slimes, they're absorbed (vored) and digested until there's nothing left up a core, from which, she splits off into a new slime.

This is canon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229805
Every order of Extra Big Ass Fries come with a Strong Fat Hellwan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229770
>Not wanting to be closer to your wife
Gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229801
>turns out you are the toy in the meal at Carls Jr
oh no?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229770
I always thought it was fusion instead of absorption, that in a way you become a extension of her that still has a mind of it’s own that it’s still you.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are we here? Just to suffer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229844
I'm here for kots

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229844
These threads or life in general?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229855
>>43229858
Our image limit surpassed... our thread lingers past its wilting. A cold wind blows among the ruins. A cat meows, unseen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229886
>A cat meows, unseen.
I can save her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229886
>A cat meows, unseen
It's just a chesh hanging out on the fringes of reality fucking with (you)

[Anonymous No.]

The post below this one was funded by the Sabbath. Do not trust any statements made in the post.

[Anonymous No.]

Massive mammaries are love!

[Anonymous No.]

I will only hire hag maids

[Anonymous No.]

>Mom and dad are fighting again
>Begins with yelling
>Dad calling mom a weak fucking lizard
>Mom calling dad a pussy footing coward
>Then it gets physical
>Can hear their swords clash
>Goes on for hours
>Till it goes silent
>Then they begin loudly making love
>Goes on even longer
>Try to drown it out with mindflayer asmr

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229946
a little better than redcap mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229925
Damn Marune Sabbath propaganda.
I'll never ever drink oppai Familiar milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43230021
but what will else could you pour into your bowl of star shaped cereal?

[Anonymous No.]

I will take all the centaurs and make them into a fighting force to conquer the world, even the unicorns

[Anonymous No.]

>>43230190
You will have nothing to do with my centaur wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>43230028
If you're going to have a breakfast so sweet then you might as well eat out a (not too busty) bee first thing in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

Thankfully, because Mindflayers are not very mobile, it is very easy to escape and outrun them. Though they are very persistent, this one Mindflayer keeps coming after me and I escape her every time. I can't imagine why she insists are trying to reach me when I can see her coming, you'd think Mindflayers would actively approach stealthily and from behind when men are preoccupied and least expe

[Anonymous No.]

>>43230190
Good luck crossing the sea to Zipangu, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43230206
You and them are responsible for breeding more keshigs for our armies

[Anonymous No.]

>>43230270
Nor will you conscript my daughterus into your war band

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229637
>>43229669
I wouldn't say that Mamono stop working once they have a husband. We see this with a husband and wife business in both the game and books.
And KC did give an example of a wife working with her baker husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43230279
They'll be fine, they'll conquer not-China and not-Persia and make you proud

[Anonymous No.]

>>43230307
No, they will stay on the farm and tend the horses, cattle, and sheep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43226096
THE NEXT BOOK WILL COME OUT! HE PROMISED US!
in all seriousness, tolkien may be boring to some people, but at least he didnt make shit unsexy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43229769
>eat some of your nuggets when you order McLilims
>steal a slice of pizza when you order from Domamono's
>bite missing from your burrito when you order Taco Cat Bell
What is it with monsters and stealing food?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43230219
Mindflayers definitely are stealthy attackers on land but are agile predators in the depths.
>when men are preoccupied and least expe
Good luck anon. Having lewd wet noises in your head isn't so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43230315
>bite missing from your burrito when you order Taco Cat Bell
Better be extra careful with that, if you eat that without cutting out the whole chunk she ate into, you're now a couple since you already exchanged bodily fluids.
And yes, she will know thanks to natural anti-NTR instincts which will lock her to (You) or maybe she'll be just spying on you through the window

[Anonymous No.]

good morning sirs!
>thread still up
at least maybe people will start to telling offtopic images to fuck off again

[Anonymous No.]

>>43230379
>eat at a Zipangunese place
>server brings you a fortune cookie after your meal
>crack it open and read your fortune while you eat the cookie
>fortune says: "I'll move my things in tonight"
>see a hebi staring at you with heart pupils from the kitchen

[Anonymous No.]

>>43230314
That fat guy fell victim to the Patreon/Kickstarter disease except this time its cause of HBO.

[Anonymous No.]

will incubizing regrow my hair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43230482
God I hope so

[Anonymous No.]

>>43230482
>bald guy subjects his wife to demonic energy to turn her into a mamono so that she'll incubize him and regrow his hair
>wife turns into a werewolf, growing fur all over her body
>husband stays bald
>constantly subjected to jokes about how she wishes she could give him some of hers

[Anonymous No.]

>>43230479
At least we have elden ring

[Anonymous No.]

>>43230482
No. Your bald head will be very attractive to that p'orcer raiding party. So much so, they'll purposely lose to you and throw themselves at you. And you'll become their chieftain.

Remember, bald, fat, ugly, and hairy are the attributes p'orcers love in men. One of the weird quirks leftover from old DL orc sensibilities of beauty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43230503
Ah yes, contributing THE LOATHSOME DUNG-EATER was truly valuable to us all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43230482
If it can regrow back limbs then hair wouldn’t be that hard to regrow back since limbs are more complex than hair biologically speaking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43230512
Reminds me of that one hentai manga where a bunch of orc women fall in love with the fat MC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43230532
That's more or less what I was drawing off of

[Anonymous No.]

>>43230482
If she turns you into a shota.. maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43230482
Depends who you marry
Sabbath? you'll have thinned perma-balding hair along with the ugly bastard bod
Salamander? you'll be perfectly bald and never grow a single hair on your scalp to give you the vin diesel look

Remember that BOTH of you adapt to your partner's preferences

[Anonymous No.]

>>43230573
>When baphomet goes for your dick and disappears under your massive girth
Uooooh, erotic

[Anonymous No.]

>>43230573
>The Hentai Protagonist Morphs
Choose the form of the pussy destroyer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43230512
phew safe from porcs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43230632
No one is safe from p'orcs. It's just a matter of if you're going to be the chief of them all or a slave to one or more of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>going on a picnic with your Cait sith wife
>Carrying her during a hike once she gets bored
>Watching her chase birds
>Not letting her pack anymore after she overstocks on sushi
>She's not willing to share it either

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if I give the ancient evil my cursed sword, will Ms. Sword take over the ancient evil or can Ms. Evil resist it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43230482
I like my shaved skull, I hope that It will block the regrow progress and make It smooth and shiny

[Anonymous No.]

>>43231141
I looked way better with hair, and I can't do the transplant.
>>43230573
I mean if she liked it better that way than so be it, I don't have to be attractive to anyone but her.
>>43230544
I hope not, I don't want to lose my gains.
>>43230517
yes, but limbs are needed to live, while hair are not.
>>43230512
damn these piggies...
>>43230493
cute
>>43230485
me too, man

[Anonymous No.]

damn, where are the vtubers when they are needed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43230925
Either way you're getting 2v1'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>43231188
Don't feel bad about being bald. I am. Embrace it. Shave whatever hair you have left on your head.
Keep the beard of mustache if you want.

It's much better to have a shiny head than to go for the George Costanza look. You'll look younger, to an extent. And you don't look pathetic trying to hold onto what few strands of hair you have left. Also, you save on shampoo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43231403
>Keep the beard of mustache if you want.
I don't grow facial hair
>And you don't look pathetic trying to hold onto what few strands of hair you have left.
I just don't really care, I don't have friends or gf, no one really looks at me anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43231409
People still look at you. Trust me.

Besides it's not hard. Just buy an electric razor. Shave it off yourself. Easy to do. Takes a couple minutes at most.