/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44634916
>now
I've been posting about dork batcats for at least 5 years now if memory serves
>>44634957
>what is a man? just a miserable pile of secrets
>puts a spine in her mouth instead of the pipe and stings her tongue with it

Momticore. Also, my head canon is that manticores really do reproduce via these little guys. Like a brood of fluffy baby scorpions crawling all over momma.

>>43234622
Wha--?
How? How are you possibly going to stay addicted to porn if your wife is paying any attention to you at all?
> I'm into cosplay.
Boom, wife has outfits.
> I'm into shidding and farting.
Boom. Wife is eating all the beans.
> I'm into anal.
Boom. Wife buys a strap-on to use on you.
> I'm into handholding.
Boom. Wife holds your hand--even in public.

It's just that simple--you cannot find a pornographic endeavor that your wife can't replicate. PLUS she's hornier than you. That's one of the central themes of mamono--you're the one who's going to end up sexed out, not her.

>>43214435
>Manticores reproduce by sending their fluff out on the wind
they lied to me! I thought there will be sex!
>Your home could quickly be infested with dozens of baby mants
that's the plan, as soon as I get my hands on my manti wife
>>43214410
oh careful, that's a one dangerous noodle

>>42772693
>she nearly beat a manticore to death
being cruel to dumdums is an especially hideous crime

I never even had a discord, nor do I care, can we talk about monstergirls instead?

>>38354548
What about mofucores?

>>37737973