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Cow (Japan)

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>> No.41832345

Welcome to the sabbath bathhouse and hotel!
Please select from our large selection menu, which girl you would like to get bred by for the weekend!

>> No.41832350

>>41832345
Noooo I don't wanna be bread

>> No.41832351

>>41832338
i wanna play hot for teacher in the middle of class for miss Haku

>> No.41832356
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Taking the NEET Apophis out on adventures!

>> No.41832361

>>41832356
going to that weird place near the abandoned church!

>> No.41832384
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>>41832361
It's not abandoned!

>> No.41832395

Remember to let your Seraphim GF stay the night after cumflating her!

>> No.41832397

I want to breed my wife in front of everyone in our bakery.

>> No.41832401

>>41832384
it is, all there are ghost nuns that are extra busty, a meaty and very tall ass subspecies redcap, the red hood, and a phantom with a church choir

>> No.41832405
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forgot pic.

>> No.41832408

>>41832401
That sounds extremely not abandoned.

>> No.41832412

>>41832408
they dont own the deed tho nor fix up the place all that much

>> No.41832414

>>41832412
Squatter's rights

>> No.41832415
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>>41832338

>> No.41832418

>>41832338
Hakutaku are actually Cow (Bai ze)(China)

>> No.41832427

I stood in my living room with my radio around my neck for over 2 hours from my parents but they just walked past me. I'm want to get raped by a fucking hellhound right now.

>> No.41832431

>>41832414
lmao, what rites, they all either undead or are servants to a cult

>> No.41832440

>>41832408
they call it abandoned cause it gives it extra spooky points

>> No.41832447

>>41832418
They've got a 2hu so they're japanese enough for me.

>> No.41832529

>>41832356
>My name is anon, and this is my wife
>together, we travel the world in search of the most haunted locations
>the findings are real, and the evidence is more than compelling
>this is our story

>"TONIGHT, we're at castle Sanguinus, said to be inhabited by a shitload of ghosts. Let's see what we can find."
>"Dear, we shouldn't be in here. We don't have permission."
>"It's okay, the Ouija board said we could. Let's go!"
>shaky handheld camera with infrared light and heavy breathing
>"HELLO? IS ANYONE HERE?"
>a ghost maid appears
>"Oh my! I didn't know we had guests!"
>"HOLY SHIT, THERE'S ONE! RUN BABE!"
>camera goes nuts
>only sound is Anon's heavy breathing and his wife's screams as she's dragged along behind him
>runs into a vampire
>"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!"
>Anon chucks a vase at her
>episode has the highest ratings yet despite being only a few minutes long and poorly edited since Anon had to publish it from jail

>> No.41832532

>>41832440
the redhoods and the ghosts work together to both mess with and rape the humans who enter, ghosts act like the saviours while most of the red hoods chase the man to the ghosts which pair up with a red hood that appears friendly but when the man is asleep is when they strike

>> No.41832560
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How do I get Ms. Yeti’s attention? Heating costs are expensive and she looks so warm.

>> No.41832565

>>41832529
>this is just another episode of anon and wife
>everytime he ends up in jail but gets bailed out by wifey cause the episode makes a killing
>she wishes he would pick a safer hobby but can't say no to his dopey smile

>> No.41832607
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>be adventurer
>go to Adventuring Guild
>its a special occasion for the rest of this month, adventurers will be working along side military special forces for various commissions and adventures
>one of the spec-ops approach you
>"Hey anon, you're not in a party are you? You're not AND you're a healer cleric? Good! I want you with me, come along. I got some commissions suited for your rank and need me a healer."

>> No.41832615

>>41832607
Go larp on /tg/ dumbass

>> No.41832618

>>41832418
Zipangese Hakutakus go out at night drinking beer and looking for Anons to give them a massage.
>WagyuHakus

>> No.41832627
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>>41832338
>*Swish Swoosh!!!*

>> No.41832631

>>41832627
>wheel feet
im so bullying her for her lack of balance

>> No.41832637
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>>41832615
>>41832607
I will dig in. What will it take to have good times with your mamono operator GF other than completing the mission? Does having a good K-D Ratio help?

>> No.41832644

>>41832607
/tg/gfl gun-robots fall thru the Portal into mge and their chips get reprogrammed into maido-bots
>slavic Kiki trying to teach PKM how to properly 'sweep' a room

>> No.41832649

For me? It's demons.

>> No.41832654

>>41832618
Well-massaged intoxicated Zipangese Hakus start dressing in slutty modern fashions
>WagyuGyaruHakus

>> No.41832659

>>41832607
Sorry ma'am, I'm a tank not a healslut. Get lost

>> No.41832692

>>41832631
heelys are 200% radical man

>> No.41832693

>>41832692
but balance is even cooler tho

>> No.41832695

>>41832693
Can't topple a gyroscope man! Enough RPM will keep her stable!

>> No.41832699

>>41832618
Wagyu is known for it's high fat content and literally melt in your mouth texture. A wagyu haku would likely be the softest cow in existence. I wish to touch the cow.

>> No.41832701

>>41832699
so, perfect meaty wife is what im hearing

>> No.41832713
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she really wants to join your party

>> No.41832739

>>41832607
>>41832644
I am slightly turned on by that mage. I mean just imagine a female soldier/spec ops recently turned mamono. She monsterized to a humanoid mamono, a succubus maybe. But she still retains her lean well fit muscles and body for a wan thanks to previous military training and even has her scar and baggy eyes from military service. Now she's your house wife or girlfriend and now you make love to her, kiss her and impregnate/creampie her during sex and she says in a delightful tone:

>"Ahhh! That's better..."

Even with her scarred baggy eye face.

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>> No.41832749

>>41832739
>Spec ops or any hard work in the army
>Women
Choose one.

>> No.41832752
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>>41832713
Why do foxes keep wanting to join my party

>> No.41832767

Foxes are weird
>>41811284

>> No.41832788
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>>41832713
Sorry, party is full

>> No.41832803

>>41832745
>t-rex is too old
More like not old enough, give me some hag lizards!!!

>> No.41832869

>>41832699
Anon enrolls in 1st Year University
English Literature
Lecturer MsHaku
The chosen text:
>Touch the Cow, touch it Now...

>> No.41832881

>>41832713
I can't add anymore monsters to my party! I've already got like 3 other monsters that forcibly added themselves in unskippable cutscenes!

>> No.41832935

>>41832607
Yes hello, have you heard the good word of our lord and saviour the Geneva Convention.

>> No.41832984

>>41832788
Who's the mage?
Haha! It's funny because owls go hoo

>> No.41833029
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>>41832984
>cheshire would like to know your location

>> No.41833033
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Post dorks.

>> No.41833053
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>>41833033

>> No.41833065
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>>41833033
Dorkagon?

>> No.41833138
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>>41833065
all dragons are dorks

>> No.41833143

>>41833138
Too much time spent in their caves, reading comics about muscular barbarians and handsome knights.

>> No.41833172

>>41833143
>go to a Dragon's lair
>she's got a complete set of the Marvel omnibus editions for Conan the Barbarian and Savage Sword of Conan as well as all of Prince Valiant and the Berserk Deluxe Editions
Yeah okay I'll marry her already

>> No.41833175

>>41832692
She should get soap shoes, if she wants to be rad.

>> No.41833206

>Walking around MaidU
>The quintessential maid university that all aspiring servants go
>Find freshman kiki down on her luck
>Failed her classes
>Doesn’t know what to do
>Time to strike while the iron is hot
>Say how all these classes, the professors and this university are a sham
>Offer her a maid job despite her having barely any experience and not even one semester under her belt
>Seething professor maids overhear me and attempt screech/squawk at me
>That that cannot practice teach
>She takes me up on my offer
>She might not be the best cook
>But she doesn’t get frustrated at me when I try to help her cook and misscut the tomatoes squashing them a bit
>Sweeping the room together as we fooling around telling jokes before settling on good enough
>Ending the day laying on the couch feet to feet watching TV in comfy sweats because she actually owns other clothes besides maid dresses

>> No.41833217

>>41833172
>"oh no, I accidentally filled the poison gas trap with raging mushroom extract"

>> No.41833218

>>41833143
>decide to rob an ancient dragon
>entrance to the lair is already suspicious, pizza boxes everywhere
>what the fuck, you expected spike and fire traps, not a minefield of garbage
>sneak into the treasury
>a bit of gold but there is something different taking up most of the space
>boxes of human dildos, branded bad-human.com
>oh god so many of them
>in all that confusion you failed to notice the dragon coming in and locking the door behind her

>> No.41833236

>>41833218
>bad-human.com
Lewd

>> No.41833264

>>41833206
This is why I only hire academy certified maids

>> No.41833294

>>41833218
Why would you need more then one also no sex until everything is clean. By locking this door she trapped herself.

>> No.41833319

>>41833172
>Berserk Deluxe Edition
damn Miuras homoerotica survived even the mge universe?

>> No.41833321

>>41833319
>homoerotica
Anon Miura turned the manga into lewd lolis doing cute things

>> No.41833464

Everytime I work in my garden, a rata is filming me. It's weird, can i do anything about it ?

>> No.41833488

How most efficiently marry into undead royalty?
>>41833464
Thats a clear violation of your privacy and stalking. Get a demon lawyer to help you.

>> No.41833496

>>41833464
shoot her with a paintball gun

>> No.41833531
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>Heard the best way to defeat a white fatalis is by insulting her
>More specifically teasing her about her age
>Calling her things like grandma, hag, ancient, worrying that she’ll pop a hip, or asking if she needs life alert when you get a knock down
>Instead this causes her to immediately enrage and spam her one shot lightning beam attack

>> No.41833543

>>41833488
I asked but she's protected by her journalism school, they said that it's a big project and some mamono laws allow that. She's posting everything on Montube with long commentary and philosophical analysis of my work
>>41833496
I shoot her one time with my double barrel, i used demon silver don't worry, but the local police weren't happy and ask me to rape her next time because blue ovaries or something like that. The next monthly videos were about the "deep need of love against war" and "even a peaceful men can become violent if left unwed"

>> No.41833564

>>41833543
Use paintballs. Demon silver wears off after a few hours but paint will stay in her fur for days.

>> No.41833573

>>41833564
I will try but i'm a little scared about the consequences. I think damaging mofu is a way more serious crime in the new laws.

>> No.41833591

>>41833543
>Not letting her get closer every day
>Not eventually invoking the MGC of any monster or man on another’s property is subject to immediate and effective marriage
>Not recording porn then on with her

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41833593

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>> No.41833592

>>41833543
If laws can't help you why not try to ask local kitsune yakuzas or slavic kikimora mafia to "take care" of her? They might ask for "favour" you own them some times after but at least you won't be someone's school project without your consent.

>> No.41833644

Warning a dragonclen is on the loose.
I repeat a dragoncel is on the loose this is not a warning.
Stay home till the danger has passed

>> No.41833661

>>41833592
I tried but they refused my payment s
offers. "They don't need pumpkins or IED but a good dick" in theirs own words. How I'm supposed to grow that ?
>>41833591
Neither let rodent near your vegetables and seeds if you want something to eat for the winter.

>> No.41833663

>>41833644
Good thing I built a dragon-proof shelter in my basement. Those desperate dragons are becoming a real nuisance, I suppose lack of dragon "slayers" on this world is the reason.

>> No.41833665

>>41833644
>this is not a warning.
This is not a drill...communications are being compromized

>> No.41833676

>>41833661
If you have enough savings you can try to buy automaton. They have various functions including privacy protection/anti-stalikng one. That might help.

>> No.41833680

>>41833663
Dragon slaying is very easy since javelins became JAVELIN but who want an another uppity incel in his flat ?

>> No.41833681

"Wagyu holst" is now a term for cowgirls of premium japanese upbringing

>> No.41833684

One piece has gone on for so long I need a hakutaku to help me recap and fill in blanks.

>> No.41833691

>>41833681
Their meat is delicious when you turn them into hamburgers

>> No.41833692
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>>41833684
I've been reading One Piece weekly since 2007, AMA

>> No.41833707

>>41833692
Is the void century a metaphor for the holocaust?

>> No.41833743

>>41833680
>turns out IR-tracking anti-air missiles can lock onto dragons because of their body heat
>Raytheon starts marketing Stinger for personal anti-dragoncel defense
>anon had enough of one particularly annoying dragon harassing his village, launches a missile at her
>dragon's skin is peppered with shrapnel, causing many minor wounds
>she falls to the ground and starts crying
>now anon has to take responsibility and nurse her back to health
One less frustrated unmarried dragon, modern dragon (s)laying requires modern solutions

>> No.41833783

>>41833743
Wait, it's not made with demon silver ? I can't stand a mamono crying because i hurt her.

>> No.41833817

>>41833783
It's just papercuts and she was being a wimp, you can always order a custom missile with demon-silver warhead, no way the ((Danukis)) would pass on a profit opportunity.
Or just offer yourself as a tribute, same end result.

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>>41833707
No. The Celestial Dragons are more Jewish than the Ancient Kingdom was. Void Century is more like the fall of Atlantis that left the world in a dark age.

>> No.41833829

>>41833743
>can't afford a Stinger but manage to pick up a Blowpipe that had been sitting in a warehouse for 40 years
>got it cheap because miss Danuki wanted to free up shelf space
>works about as well as you would expect
>dragon swoops down and lands in front of you
>"Holy crap, is that an original Shorts? I've been looking for one of those for years"
>get raped by weirdo dragon who hoards guns

>> No.41833854

>>41833829
>Just shoot at pointblank by reflex
>Now miss dragon need to find a necromancer who can turn back a red mist into a husband
>Still technically mered by anon

>> No.41833874

>>41833593
Why can't you just be normal and post degenerate scenarios that are technically okay like dark elf bdsm or life as a spider tentacle monster with a loli in your egg pouch.

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I wish there was a lilim reading my posts.

>> No.41833887

>>41833874
Because he's a ritualposter and the content itself is less important gaining some sort of e-fame, don't respond to him

>> No.41833891

>>41833879
No one will ever love a lilim

>> No.41833938

>>41833879
I wish there was a lilim jacking me off into one of her thigh highs that she’s then gonna put back on.

>> No.41833967

>>41833879
I wish I was playing grand strategy games with Lilim.

>> No.41833971

>>41833891
I would. Maybe even Druella. I have pretty low self worth.

>> No.41834044

>>41833971
I am so desperate I would go for Druella right away.

>> No.41834151

>>41833879
I just realized we dont have an edgelord lim.

>> No.41834173

>>41834044
>would go for Druella
No one is that desperate

>> No.41834248

>>41833644
are the children of dragon zombies "normal"dragons or zombies dragons too?

>> No.41834289

>>41832560
Impress her with your rad snowboarding skills, Yetis love a man in ski suit and winter clothes. You’ll finish a run and she’ll be waiting with open arms and paws, she’ll pick you up in a bear hug drag you off to her private lodge with no time to undo your snowboard, she’ll wrap her scarf around your mouth so you can’t scream for help

>> No.41834294

>>41834151
Should we ?
Because if you mean lillim who torture humans as psychological warfare with her army for a greater good, i remember a writefag doing and i don't think he is the only one.

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I jerked off while standing for the first time and boy did my buttocks get tired.

>> No.41834423

>>41834318
How goat so big?

>> No.41834441

>>41834423
Goats will eat anything

>> No.41834464

>>41833644
and? thats why god gave me hands for, to molest her, also i could just wrestle her, damn neet is pudgy and most likely outta shape

>> No.41834490

>>41833663
>>41833663
>>41833680
>>41833743
>imagine needing tools to deal with dragons
lmao skill issue

>> No.41834494

>>41834423
Uwaaabomber victim, it's very tragic anon she got kicked out of her sabbath

>> No.41834520

>>41834173
No one is that desperate, huh? Well, I wish Druella would try me.

>> No.41834584

>>41834294
There is demon silver to make it fit the setting. Imagine her as a psychotic battlejunkie and rape machine. Other lilims may try to use magic or seduce a guy the old fashioned way. She just hacks at people with demon silver weapons, transforming every woman, and kidnapping every man. She'd be the leader of monsters like cured sword and red cap. She has small armies that act more like raiding bandits than soldiers. They wander human realms slashing at everybody and stop for a post battle orgy afterwards.

>> No.41834613

>>41834584
And you just created a NTR raid party, can't work.

>> No.41834628

I want a knightly sabbath order so we can get lolis in armor.

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doragon kissu

>> No.41834698

>>41834674
>dyke dragon
Oh look it'a zombie soon to be

>> No.41834702

>>41834584
>>41834613
Just imagine edgy chuuni ninja lilim and her inner darkness that nobody can understand.

>> No.41834726

>>41834698
I can fix her before it is too late.
Or wait a bit and fix her zombieself even harder into dracolich/dragonwight.

>> No.41834728

>>41834613
I didn't mean they keep raping different guys
>Married human females get turned and stick with husband
>unmarried men get captured by monster and settle down in conquered village
>in shortage of unmarried men, unwed monsters form new army and raid next town
Even if they're married they could still come along for the fun of turning the women and then go back to their tent to snuggle with hubby.

>> No.41834786

>>41833879
for me, i think it will be some venus lim that was called fat since she was built like that.

>> No.41834804

>>41834726
those need a man to help them along or you'll die waiting for her and reincarnate several times before she does

>> No.41834823

>>41834728
Ah so something like in legitwho's depiction but with an eternal virgin lillim. Sure, had the same idea about a bunch of
mens crusaders/barbarians swearing allegiance to Eros, joining the extremist army as auxiliary, going full retarded in fight (cum for the cum goddess and such) until they get a worthy wife and recruiting new blood from other willing men who fight well.

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Remember to Not split the party in a monsters lair everybody. Well not unless you want your traveling companions to fall into the monsters hands.

>> No.41834860

>>41834841
>Bringing womens into your party
Rookie mistake

>> No.41834890

>>41834860
Don't underestimate human females.
Some of the most competent monster girls were once most prominent and skillful human heroines before they got instantly defeated by corruption.

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I like Gazer fluff more than fox mofu for the same reason I dislike most but not all bit tits. Foxes are tricksters that use their tails as part of their country-destroying arsenal. Gazer-chan wields her mofu as a weapon of peace, not war.

>> No.41834907

>>41834860
>healer anon is tired of mamono trying to make him their manwhore, makes a party of human women instead
>they get corrupted and anon has to run from a bunch of hyper thirsty newly converted mamono seeking an outlet for their long repressed desires
>alright, bros before hoes, time for an all-male party
>strong concentration of male mana attracts lots of extremely powerful monsters, whole party is soon overwhelmed and claimed

>> No.41834912

>>41834890
And turn against you, yes that's the main problem. They're ticking bomb.

>> No.41834940

>>41834907
>or most turn alp

>> No.41834941

>>41834907
>claimed
Sounds really rapey. I think this is a trigger word for me. Seems very final.

>> No.41834945

>>41834890
I want to get isekai'd into MGE. Get "saved" from monsters by a heroine only for her to get corrupted and rape me.

>> No.41834949

>>41834907
>time for an all-male party
Thats good right until somebody snaps during key moment and goes full alp on you.

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>>41834841
It's all fun and games until the party tank gets turned into a fairy.

>> No.41834984

>>41834907
Just rent a shotgun and go alone, bro. Wendigo are not real, bro

>> No.41834997

>>41834907
just train with some kakuens

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>>41832338

>> No.41835295
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>> No.41835307

what do i do if i got trapped in some church thats long forgotten, filled with the souls of the nuns, the body of said nuns and even the skeletons of them

>> No.41835331

Which monster girl would be best to dual cultivate with? Shirohebi who can level drain?
>>41835307
Thats just Hel's sermon. Don't be dramatic.

>> No.41835345

>>41835331
but i dont wanna be in church, its boring but the nuns wont let me leave, saying the outside world is too dangerous, you'll get hurt and stuff like that

>> No.41835412
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>>41835345
They have the best nuns.

>> No.41835420

>>41835331
>decor looks like it came from a halloween store
>no sermon is complete without the congregation doing the thriller dance
they're lucky i like vincent price

>> No.41835424

>>41835412
thats it, im breaking the windows and running so far away, so far away

>> No.41835538
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>> No.41835547

>>41835538
Where did she get that blood ?

>> No.41835549
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>> No.41835559

>>41835420
>does spooky choir singing
>does milk bapitisms
>Convert any lonely virgin woman into one of their own, reject all other women
>Worship a god that looks an awful like you
>Really like you
> fuck, it is you
>Thankfully you were wearing a mask
>Listen to the sermon
>"One day a man with a mask will come into the church, among the flock of our ardent followers and he will be the god we were waiting for, our husband that the holy scripture promised us"

>> No.41835570

>>41832745
We want mosasaur!

>> No.41835589

>>41835559
Why would they allow a men then ?

>> No.41835599

>>41835589
hear what the scripture, "a man wearing a mask". also its an abandoned church thats very far off from where normal people will tread

>> No.41835609

>>41833264
Scruffy don't need no maid classes. Scruffy learned from the school of hard knocks.

>> No.41835633

>>41835599
>"One day a man with a mask will come into the church, among the flock of our ardent followers and he will be the god we were waiting for, our husband that the holy scripture promised us"
>Our husbands
You're gay.

>> No.41835645

>>41835609
Scruffy is retarded.

>> No.41835672

41835633
our husband as in for all the undead that are there waiting for their husband to come, and all are monster girls or virgin women monsterized, no man, and you need to calm down

>> No.41835680

>>41835672
I understood that but why would he human man join them ?

>> No.41835719

>>41835680
so the scripture implies he'll join a sermon once in that getup, not that he'll be a part of the cult.
aslo its
"why would a human man join them?"

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>> No.41835748

>>41835719
No, i meant why he-man join them ? (Ok, so it's not gay, sorry)

>> No.41835791

>>41835748
so the dude might have just found the place and wanted to go to see the inside of the "seemingly" abandoned church and might have wanted to steal something, hence the mask, then was pretending to blend in once he noticed undead were there but werent hostile so he tried to push his luck by stealing the expenvise sacred objects, or just wander in or something. he just has to be in when the sermon is taking place

>> No.41835866
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>> No.41835870

>>41835791
And what's about skeletor ?

>> No.41835877

>>41832338
Which is the NEET-approved monstergirl?

>> No.41835882

>>41835866
Really cute

>> No.41835897

>>41835866
so damn cute, so damn cute, just at the derpy faces of what i assume to be a kiki thats next to the shog

>> No.41835911
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>oh, you are finally awake

>> No.41835924

>>41835911
so it seems like i have died and went to the afterlife, cuase theres many undead, shogs, and even an angel, and a devil

>> No.41835940

>>41835866
Work's on in the mines!

>> No.41835983

>>41835877
Wight mommy

>> No.41835987
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>>41835877

>> No.41836022

I'm going to put up wanted posters marked married or single for myself around town with a huge bounty on them. I'll trick those monster bounty hunters into marrying me and won't have to pay the money

>> No.41836097

Monstrous trans hags forevers!!

>> No.41836096

>>41835940
https://youtu.be/BAovYwVQwB8

>> No.41836113

>>41836096
Heigh-ho!

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>>4183496
I like no nonsense fairies tho

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>>41832560
Pretend to be cold and trick her into hugs!

>> No.41836289
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snek

>> No.41836326

>>41836289
Hanky panky

>> No.41836329
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>> No.41836332

>>41836289
More

>> No.41836409

>>41833531
>the only way to avoid it is to shelter under her

>> No.41836426
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41836426

Remember to always keep your Ahtal-Ka busy! They get up to all sorts of shenanigans when left to their own devices.

>> No.41836445

Can you like both touhou and mge?

>> No.41836455
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>>41836445
It's impossible to like more than one thing.

>> No.41836470
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>>41836445
I mean.

>> No.41836493

>>41836470
I rember that one comic where she literally fucks through a floor and patchy chastised her for not even bothering to stop even while apologizing to her.

>> No.41836514

>>41836470
Why are high heels so sexy?

>> No.41836520

>>41836514
I don't care too much for high heels

But pantyhose does it for me.

>> No.41836550

>>41836514
>>41836520
y tho?

>> No.41836627
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Slime cooled automatons are the future

>> No.41836670

>>41836627
I heard that you can improve their mana efficiency by running diesel through the coolant lines.

>> No.41836713

>>41832345
I'll have the witch and familiar 2 for 1 special, thanks.

>> No.41836762

>>41836514
They accentuate the legs and affect the posture of the woman wearing them.

>> No.41836782
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>>41836493
sauce?

>> No.41836784

>>41835633
what's so gay about (you) being destined to be the communal husband to a bunch of nuns?

>> No.41836819

>>41835877
Shoggoth. Her eldritch powers let her mimic anything and everything you could ever want, and more. There's no need to go outside now, you can stay with her forever.

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>>41836514
Must be the CLACK

>> No.41836867
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>> No.41837124

>>41832350
>>41832345
>Get bred by
Sounds gay when you say it like that

>> No.41837125

I sure love looking up female bodybuilder pictures and videos on my shogputer when Shoggy isn't around.

>> No.41837136

>>41837124
femdomfags tend to be pretty gay

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>>41837136
It's OK to be gay
So rejoice with the boys
in the gay way

>> No.41837166

>>41837124
KC said futa is potentially okay with MGE and there could be potions for that, add sabbath and you know where this goes.

>> No.41837177

>>41837166
>KC said futa is potentially okay
Et tu, KC?

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>>41833531
If you get carted enough times you'll have to marry the monstergirl you're hunting

>> No.41837204

>>41837136
Rent free

>> No.41837290

>>41835987
Sandworm breath = Extremely sniffable

>> No.41837318

Which mg is kind to the good but cruel to the evil?

>> No.41837328

Work, go home, drink, sleep.

>> No.41837357

>>41837318
Bogie, for a given value of "cruel".

>> No.41837383

>>41837166
I don't want to go to that bathhouse then.
Next up will be people saying hellhounds always use a futa potion the first time to show dominance or manticores do it and use thier tail at the same time to completely change the tone of the girl
KC only vaguely agreed, it doesn't belong in the setting and doesn't have a page in a book

>> No.41837393

>>41837357
>Be good boy
>Get clussy
>Be bad boy
>Get teased till I apologize
>Get clussy

>> No.41837407

>>41837383
>futa potion the first time to show dominance
Probably not but dry humping you from behind is a possibility.
had two females dogs once was confused on why one would try to hump the other till was told this was a purely a pecking order dominance thing.

>> No.41837428

>>41837407
I can definitely imagine a Manticore dry humping a guy while the tailpussy works on his cock.

>> No.41837443

>unironic futashit discussion
is this supposed to disprove femdomfags being gay?

>> No.41837453

Yeah but where's the tailpussy potion for the less privileged monstergirls

>> No.41837474

>>41837453
Level drain is just as good and we know they can all do that

>> No.41837492

>>41837474
Gonna grind to max level, get a low level succubus and let her drain me, grind to max level again and then repeat doing that until I got my own succubus queen.
>She doesn't know what to do now since she's the end boss of the whole zone

>> No.41837528

>>41837453
Kiki tailpussy is a massive privilege.

>> No.41837560
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>>41837453
>fox drinks the tailpussy potion

>> No.41837591

>>41837318
Krampus, I mean their entire thing was kidnap the bad children.

>> No.41837618

>Shog thinks her mastah's mind is dirty
>Gives his brain a wash

>> No.41837622

>>41837528
>soft feather duster tail milkings

>> No.41837641

>>41837528
>Kiki spends more time cleaning up after her drooling tail than after anon
A true nightmare.

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A-

-woo

>> No.41837767

>Mino wife gifts me a red suit for my birthday

>> No.41837769

>>41837767
I don't get it

>> No.41837786

>>41837767
>mino decides that pink is just a very light shade of red

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>>41837755

>> No.41837818

>>41837755
This is an awoo free zone please refrain from doing it or she will receive a ticket

>> No.41837833
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>> No.41837887

Can you guys give me a rough estimate

>> No.41837900

>>41837887
about three fifty

>> No.41837936

>>41837887
Sure
>Bogey: not rough at all, very cuddley
>Oni: slightly rough, loves you hard but won't hurt you
>Ogre: very rough, will beat you up SEXUALLY

>> No.41837942

>>41837887
probably a fox

>> No.41837955

>>41837887
At least three.

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>>41837818
Sorry bud but no-awoo zones were struck down as illegal discrimination.

>> No.41837973

>>41837887
2 more lilims

>> No.41838035

>>41837973
I disagree, it's more like 5 greater demons.

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>> No.41838075

>>41838055
Do you understand?

>> No.41838094

>>41838055
>in a completely dark room
>except for a glowing womb tattoo approaching
i'm in danger

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>>41837965
Justice https://youtube.com/watch?v=eGslweDOihs

>> No.41838142

>>41838045
Just a little bit of crazy.

>> No.41838179

>Teenage demon that wants rebel against her parents by making anon fall in love with her the normal way and not make a contract
>Her mom keeps saying she'll grow out of it when she becomes 100 years old and becomes a adult.

>> No.41838183

When she tries to impress you with a guitar solo

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>> No.41838240

>>41838213
Wait, did that get translated?

>> No.41838289

>>41838240
No

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>>41837755
>>41837833
AWOOOOO
FUCK THE POLICE
I DON'T PAY TAXES EITHER

>> No.41838314

>>41837965
>>41838100
>>41838297
That's it you're all going downtown!

>> No.41838318

>>41838213
>Miss, it's the first day of gym class, why are you half naked?

>> No.41838354

>>41837428
>hellhound dry humps you
>its awkward as fuck
>"so why are you doing this, again?"
>"its a canine thing, please dont question it... "
>"I see."

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>>41838314
Never wander around downtown alone. Plenty of wans and otherwise looking to prey on unwary visitors.
Actually, you probably want to go with more than just one friend.

>> No.41838389

>>41838354
Now I just have the mental image of a monster girl dry humping you and she ends up having an orgasm.

>> No.41838390 [DELETED] 

>>41838354
>canine
But they're cats.

>> No.41838403

>>41838297
>werewolf power stance
>shows off both the flexibility of her thighs guaranteeing you a comfortable position for mating and enough strength to keep you locked in
>depending on the situation it's a mating call or just intimidation before rape (and marriage)

>> No.41838407

>>41838387
My, what sharp teeth.

>> No.41838421

>>41838387
My first assignment as an MGC cop is to enforce the leash laws there. I think I can handle it

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please follow the instructions as seen on your chosen monster girl

>> No.41838456

>>41838403
>a comfortable position for mating
You want the girl on top?
You won't feel like less of a man if you aren't in the dominant position?

>> No.41838466

>>41838456
I meant she can spread her legs wide for you and wrap them around your back but femdom is based as fuck too

>> No.41838473

>>41838297
Gonna sniff that wolf's breath!

>> No.41838479

>>41838436
Cute Focks in knee-high socks

>> No.41838480

>>41838466
Faggot

>> No.41838503

>>41838387
I'm going alone, I'm going in the shady alleyway, and I'm giving headpats and bellyrubs to every wan I see. You cannot stop me.

>> No.41838515

>>41838436
Tired eyes are extremely underrated.

>> No.41838569

I will make it my life's mission to bamboozle every monster girl I come across.
Except sandworms. They're too nice and sweet to bamboozle

>> No.41838597
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>> No.41838618

>>41838597
I'm gonna grab it!

>> No.41838652

>Anon gets coiled by a lamia and eaten by a sandworm at the same time
How does the dynamic between a yandere snek and overly attached/obsessed worm play out?

How does Anon navigate keeping them both happy?

>> No.41838701
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Don't forget, Gazer headpats and lap pillows are a real treat for well-behaved humans.

>> No.41838753

I want to get isekai'd into a lilim's bedroom.

>> No.41838764

>>41838753
Same. I hope she's a neet too. I need someone to play games with.

>> No.41838778

>>41838701
I'll sniff her breath too

>> No.41838779

>>41838701
goo in your hair though

>> No.41838793

>>41838701
I would a Gazer that's actually kind to me and not condescendingly so.
>>41838779
It's better for your hair than any conditioner. It's good for your skin, too.

>> No.41838823

>>41838701
do I get to use her tail as a pillow if I'm extra well behaved?

>> No.41838845
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>>41838701
i like miss wock better, she gives me lots of kisses

>> No.41838855
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>>41838793
>I would a Gazer that's actually kind to me and not condescendingly so.
She appreciates sincerity and understanding, so if you get condescension it's probably because you're being apprehensive. She's really cute and caring once you get to know her.
>It's better for your hair than any conditioner. It's good for your skin, too.
This.

>> No.41838877
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41838877

What's this, a fine monster girl thread woefully underpopulated by bees? A large influx of bee posting ought to put a stop to that.

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>>41838845
She's working really hard at it. She's been practicing a lot on dolls.

>> No.41838894

>>41838877
what i want to see is those fat fuzzy cute bumble bees turned into cute somewhat mobfaced chubby bees with fuzz

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>>41838889
I mean, you saw nothing! You heard nothing! Gazer is phenomenal kisser.

>> No.41838906
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>>41838793
If she's not smug, condescending, and insulting she's not my Gazer.

>> No.41838922
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>>41838906
>femdom

>> No.41838933

>>41838845
BIIG FAT VORE MONSTER!!

>> No.41838937

>>41838922
>Sleepdom

>> No.41838939
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41838939

Wocks are pretty cute

>> No.41838945

>>41838939
GARGANTUAN OBESE VORE BEAST!

>> No.41838948

fuck off, I wanna post about wocks. but this fucking faggot keeps talking about vore and shit

>> No.41838955

>>41838937
i can't get the idea of little smooth sleeping loli ass out of my head so I am pretty sure fate is telling me what girl I will end up with unfortunately

>> No.41838956

>>41838933
>>41838945
Fuck off retard

>> No.41838971
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For being a brat
Refusing to act your age
For all of the decent citizens you've enraged
You can go to Hell
For gambling and drinking alcohol constantly
For making us doubt our parents authority
For choosing to be a living obscenity
You can go to Hell

>> No.41838988

>>41838939
>"Anon I don't care what the internet says, we are not naming our daughter Fat Bastard"

>> No.41838989
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What is the attraction to larger monsters like dragons or oni? They are so large your dick would be like a tic tac going down their hall way.

>> No.41838990

>>41838955
At least she smells and tastes good, is low maintenance, and will give you dozens of daughterus in quick time who will also be low maintenance. Also fiercely comfy

>> No.41839006

>>41838906
Yes, because she would be mine then.

>> No.41839007

>>41838956
I know a vore monster when I see one. Jabberwocks are gluttonous beasts that devour men whole and alive, holding them captive in their draconic stomachs while they consume more

>> No.41839010

>>41838971
dont need a dark mage but i do need a magical old lady to fuck
>>41838988
y would i? ill name my sun that
>>41838989
they aint that much bigger, just a foot or two, the reason i like gals tahy are way bigger since i wannt be able to sleep on them after I fuck 'em

>> No.41839015

41839007
fuck off

>> No.41839016

>>41838989
Having sex with a monster canonically makes your dick bigger. After a while you'd have a proper dragon layer's spear in your pants.

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>> No.41839038

>>41839024
choco is best monster flavor

>> No.41839047

monster plus 5

>> No.41839048

>>41839024
where's the unedited pic?

>> No.41839061
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>>41838922
Nothing wrong with a little femdom.

>> No.41839066

>>41839016
Canonically it will also make you sexy according to the tastes of the monster even if that taste is usually just making sure she can find your dick. Enjoy that little death.

>> No.41839070
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mana transfer whenever she wants

>> No.41839082

>>41839070
She was human before so does that maker her a dark mage or what?

>> No.41839089
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>>41839038
Wrong

>> No.41839093

>>41838989
Being able to ride around on her shoulders like Master Blaster.

>> No.41839099
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>>41839038
I'm more of a blueberry man but strawberry chocolate swirl is a hard flavor

>> No.41839116

>>41839082
yeah

>> No.41839117

>>41839038
The best monsters are pink, wet, slimy, and have colossal frames

>> No.41839125

>>41839117
The best monsters are half my height and smug about it. If loli manticore isn't one of the best girls you can imagine you might be gay.

>> No.41839268

>>41838989
Their innards would be the correct size through mamano mana so no physical complications to the mechanics of the deed would arise.

>> No.41839290

>>41832338
beautiful skin

>> No.41839309

>>41839089
>tfw you will never accidentally summon a powerful dom demon by doing a cheap ritual you found in a shitty mamono magazine.

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>>41839125
Smug loli supremacy.

>> No.41839349

>>41839125
>>41839338
nah

>> No.41839357

>>41839125
pixie/manticore hybrid

>> No.41839387

>>41839338
Perfect for using your face as a throne. Encourage the smug.

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>>41832338

>> No.41839450

>>41839125
Smug vampire loli that promises the piggyback ride won't turn into neck bites this time.

It will turn into neck bites.

>> No.41839587

>>41839387
I'd rather "discipline" her. Which would end up encouraging her anyway, damn it.

>> No.41839612

>>41839338
>Bring me the foreign Human merchant.
>I want to hear him say things with his funny accent.

>> No.41839661
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>>41838906
She can be both. Love and affection when you need it, and then barbarous insults when you get too complacent and she threatens to disintegrate you on the spot if you don't get your lazy ass out of bed.
And then you wind up working like a dog all day, but she rewards you with a homecooked meal.
Only it turns out it was spiked with drugs and aphrodisiacs. She "has no choice" but to ride you all night long, milking out load after load while she chokes you with her thick thighs, a cruel smile in her face all the while.
And then you wake up in the morning at a decent hour, and she's made your favorite breakfast.
But now you know better than to let your guard down, so you watch her carefully the whole time.And she just sits there and smiles kindly while you eat every last bite.

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>>41839612
rude child
I'll flirt with the loli anubis advisor with my "funny accent"

>> No.41839699

>>41839694
! !

>> No.41839708

>umi osho pressuring you into having sex with her or she'll accuse you of harming her to all the sea monsters that stan her and have you "canceled" deep in the ocean

>> No.41839711
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>>41839447
Nine tails hate him! Find out how you can desmug your Kitsune with this one simple trick!

>> No.41839729

>>41839694
It's all going well, until the loli Anubis starts smooth-talking you into buying illicit drugs while you're here, to take them back to your home kingdom to sell. She promises a sizeable profit.

>> No.41839732
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>>41832338

>> No.41839734

>>41839708
fishgang gets real mad when you mess with ms sea bishop

>> No.41839745

>>41839708
She better be on top if she's gonna be like that.

>> No.41839751
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>> No.41839752

>>41839447
I want a job doing this for kitsune

>> No.41839754

>>41839745
Nope, you'll be the one taking good care of her. Now put your back into it, she likes it rough.

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>>41839732
Monster infographs are so helpful

>> No.41839781

>>41839761
i woulda gone for the thighs
still might

>> No.41839782

>>41839729
…but it’s just legos?

>> No.41839791

>>41839694
I'll still flirt with the rude child pharaoh with my "funny accent", her accent would sound funny to me too, not that I'd say it out loud.

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>>41839661
The bottom line is, Gazer is an aberrant being. The only constant is change (and her love for you).
Watch her closely—very closely—so you don't miss anything. Because you just know she'll be watching you.

>> No.41839808

>>41839782
She's asking you to sling some 'bricks' for her. Also to pitch her idea of an Egypt-themed lego set series to your ruler, she needs investors.

>> No.41839836

>>41839754
Then she can go fuck herself, I'll take my chances with a Mershark "rehabilitating" me.

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>>41839338

>> No.41839880

>>41839877
>bbw
Ew

>> No.41839885

>>41839877
Hello Ms. Greenworm, I'm here to take your daughter out on a date.

>> No.41839886

>>41839880
anon, thats just a greenworm

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>> No.41839903

>>41839808
I’m sure there is already plenty of Egyptian lego sets
In fact, I bet she would do anything if you bring her one…

>> No.41839921
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>>41839901
Werewolves are better soldiers

>> No.41839928

>>41839921
Awarewolf

>> No.41839959
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41839959

>>41839921
I'm sure they make good soldiers on duty but someone really needs to call the MPs when they come out to the bars off duty. I can't walk five feet in one without this happening

>> No.41839960

>>41839921
Citrus and tennis balls can defeat them.
Also yelling out "Who's a good girl!" can get them to pop their heads out.

>> No.41839971

>>41839836
lazy useless boy, monsters really like strong active men who takes the lead, any man that the umi osho takes a liking to should feel more privileged than anyone living in a 1st-world demon realm!

>> No.41839980
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>>41839959
>leaving herself in belly rubbing range
they really are dumb dogs

>> No.41840001
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41840001

Shog… what have you done now?

>> No.41840004

>>41839971
Even worse if she's full of herself like that. At this point I'd rather take a Charybdis.

>> No.41840008
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>>41839980
But anon if you try and stop to get away they get upset

>> No.41840014

>>41840001
She saw mastah playing Civ6 and she wanted to try too

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>>41839885

>> No.41840047

>>41840008
That’s when you deploy the tactical stick/tennis ball, you’ll be long gone before she knows what hit her

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FUCK echidnas

>> No.41840057
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>>41839877
Is this is what Greenworms look like when they just keep storing their energy instead of transforming into a Titania?

>> No.41840072
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>>41839921
Tactical wolf!

>> No.41840074
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>>41840047
You fool. They hunt in packs!

>> No.41840102

>>41840057
They develop delicious worm milkers

>> No.41840104

>>41840001
honestly, having a planet spanning queen shog would be kinda comfy

>> No.41840107
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41840107

>>41840072
>Human Male! You Are Tresspassing on the Wanwanu tribes lands, the punishment is SNU SNU

>> No.41840122
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>>41840102
>delicious worm milkers
What does it taste like.
I need to know.

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>>41840074
this should slow them down

>> No.41840133

>>41840074
>throw your ball and laugh as wolf runs after it
>turn around to run and smack into wolf abs
>feel a meaty paw on your shoulder and a tongue licking your head
Oh no?!

>> No.41840147

>>41840107
thats a chubby wan

>> No.41840171
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>>41840147
Yeah, so large and soft one could be engulfed by her softness so very comfortable one would never want to leave it.

>> No.41840180

>>41840171
thats how i like my women built

>> No.41840197

>>41840128
You fool! It's bulking season!

>> No.41840214

>>41840197
It just means she's going to be slower until cutting season

>> No.41840222

>>41840128
>giving them more energy to rape you harder and longer
next you'll say that wearing a shirt that says "Chew Toy" will ward them off

>> No.41840243

>>41840128
>server anon is mandated to ask monsters if they saved room for desert
>often ends with him being raped on top of the table
well, at least the tips are good

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>>41840243
>let's open a tavern, your wife says
>it will be fun, she says
maybe there's a reason you're the only server...

>> No.41840264

>>41840128
You had enough time to prepare a meal like that before they pounced you?

>> No.41840282

>>41840264
Contrary to popular belief, rapists are not rude so if you ask them to wait they will
It just increases the rape time/intensity if they wait

>> No.41840312

>>41840122
I want this image for Gazer Milk

>> No.41840321
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>>41840312

>> No.41840328
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Canines are the biggest bakas. I hope you ready to look after them

>> No.41840331

>>41840264
usually they just stand around salivating and wagging their tails while you're cooking

>> No.41840343
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>>41840328
they make up for it by having hearts of gold
same can't be said for cats or foxes

>> No.41840347

>>41840328
extremely smug bakas are one of my favorite archtypes

>> No.41840355

>>41840343
I imagine you could have the scariest, most aggressive and unfriendly canine monster girl, but the instant you give her a compliment or be nice to her she'd immediately switch to being a happy goofball.

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>>41840331
Half the wolf pack is trying to grab food early and the other half is trying to grab (You) early. Are your skills with the wooden spoon good enough to get dinner done and fight off the groping

>> No.41840375
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>>41840104
She would drag anon down to her literal core…

>> No.41840392

>>41840321
oh fuck Gazer Goop is real?

>> No.41840393

werewolf power hour

>> No.41840400
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>>41840393
feral dog hours

>> No.41840403

>>41840355
>evil lord sends her wolfu knight to destroy the hero
>knight comes back hugging the hero while begging to keep him

>> No.41840410
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>>41840393
man's best friend and best wife

>> No.41840415
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>>41840393
They are cute and tameable. Just don't let them know I said that

>> No.41840434
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>>41840410
r u d y
u
d
y

>> No.41840436
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>>41840393
>>41840410
Man's best wiife

>> No.41840462

>>41840403
>The hero is just mentally done while the Wolfu knight is holding him up by the shirt with her mouth while she’s wagging her tail

>> No.41840466 [SPOILER] 
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Bully the cowtits.

>> No.41840472
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Notice me, Gazer-chan!
Watch me!
Look at me!
WITNESS ME!!

>> No.41840483

>>41840466
Those are clearly foxtits.

>> No.41840484

>>41840472
it's interesting you can judge a gazers interest by how many eyes are looking at you

>> No.41840488

>>41840466
JUST LOOK AT ALL THAT FUCKING MILK, JUST IMAGINE SLOSHING

>> No.41840497
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>>41840483
the bovine singularity draws ever closer

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>>41840484

>> No.41840529

>>41840503
Imagine heart pupils in all of those.

>> No.41840530

Remember to compliment monstergirls from other realities! So what if they look a little out-there, they're still just as sentient as the next lass.

>> No.41840537
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>>41840355
You are mistaking all canines for dogs again.
Wolves are not dogs.

>> No.41840538

>>41840466
What the hell are they feeding those youkai?

>> No.41840554

>>41840538
Holstmeal

>> No.41840567
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>>41840503
>All eyes
Either that passages leads to a dead end, or that man is in danger

>> No.41840578

You get a brown cat girl wife who's taller and stronger than you and is very sexy BUT she's from Brazil

>> No.41840585
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>>41840537
They're just dogs in need of some proper training

>> No.41840592

>>41840585
>quote from man mauled

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>>41840537

>> No.41840608

>>41840578
It's all good if she moves to my place and not the other way around.

>> No.41840615

>>41840462
>wolfu knight harshly trains new recruits
>hero comes in with her afternoon snack and she instantly turns into a bubbly sweetheart
>recruits are terrified at this man who have seemed to tame the terrible knight
>hero is just glad she likes his new jerky recipe

>> No.41840626

>>41840608
come to brazil, think of all the brown cheshire cats that live there

>> No.41840648

>>41840626
I refuse to deal with the heat there and I'm not learning Portuguese.

>> No.41840655

>>41840607
And trying to skip over the whole 10k years part is how you get bite marks.

>> No.41840656

>>41840626
Yeah, but then you gotta deal with the tzitzimimeh, and nobody wants to be hit on by the NG+ skellys.

>> No.41840758
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Hello mamano seller. I am going into battle and I want your strongest mamano

>> No.41840779

>>41840758
>one tired Christmas cake lilim, will that be cash or credit?

>> No.41840791

>>41840758
You're not going into battle once you have her.

>> No.41840824

>>41840791
But battle is the perfect place to meet one another and the best first date!

>> No.41840837
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>>41840758
You can't handle her

>> No.41840949

>>41840837
runya runya is the reigning arm wrestling champion

>> No.41840955

>>41840949
>falls asleep mid-match
>still wins somehow

>> No.41841117

Gonna clean out the monster casino in high-stakes strip poker

>> No.41841132
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>>41841117
>loses to a greenworm that eats her cards

>> No.41841157
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Nononono keep rudyposting

>> No.41841182

>>41841157
There're only so many pictures, though

>> No.41841204
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>>41841182
Rudypost anyway.

>> No.41841301

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, take care when reading shogblog, some of the stuff posted there can be a bit 'intense.'

>> No.41841307 [SPOILER] 
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>>41841301
>average shogblog conent:

>> No.41841314

>>41841307
>killing men for any reason
false flag detected, what group would want to radicalize shogs and shogfollowers? and to what end?

>> No.41841347 [SPOILER] 

>>41841314
The Ancestor would totally try to radicalize shogs to spread the gospel of the Iron Crown/spicy cockring

>> No.41841355
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>>41841157
so be it

>> No.41841386

>>41841355
Someone should get her some new pants since the legs have torn away

>> No.41841388

>>41841355
very tickleable tummy

>> No.41841418
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>>41841386
She doesn't need long pants

>> No.41841475

>>41841418
You're right she needs a frilly summer dress

>> No.41841555
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You want to live with us, you'll have to ride.

>> No.41841619
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>>41841475
About as much as you're getting

>> No.41841625

>>41841555
that's a shame. oh well, bye

>> No.41841627
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41841627

Did I hear frilly dress

>> No.41841630

>>41841625
Dude, she was inviting you to ride her.

>> No.41841739
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41841739

Still no MGE update...
Go on without me bros...

>> No.41841823

>>41841739
psst, they >>41840837 have the update in their van, just get in and you'll get to experience the 10 new girls with 200000 words of dialogue each

>> No.41841837
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>>41841739
we just had Phoenix, Anon

>> No.41841846

>>41840261
>Anon's waifu comes into the Tavern kitchen carrying an apron full of fresh potatoes
>the patrons of the Tavern all know how the evening will end...
.
.
>patrons all agree, the beers are expensive but the floorshow is worth it

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>>41839612
>Bring me that floating fat man, the baron.

>> No.41841867

>>41840537
Yes, we used to hunt wolf, flay them and use their heads as a funny hat. It's that or being tammed, your choice, furball

>> No.41841880

>>41841846
>Every patron gets a number-tag
>Anon's waifu spins the bingo-wheel 3 times a night - early, mid-evening, and just before her big finale
>Patrons debate about whether its better to win early when Anon is fresh, or later when he has warmed up, or be part of the big finale but have to share the stage with the Bicorn
>simp CCs max out their wallets and their livers trying to get set of all 3 wins
>everybody is jealous of the one legendary Hag-dragon whose tag-number came up twice one night
>Dark Mages dont come there anymore after the last one got the wrong sort of 'pounded in an alleyway' for trying to 'accidentally' put her hat too close to the wheel

>> No.41841882

>>41841307
So we can post gore now ?

>> No.41841894

>>41841882
No, just lolicunny for now.

>> No.41841900

>>41841882
It's just another shogcel that needed to vent her frustration about superior meidos, she used demon silver ammo. Also later on anon gave her the rape correction

>> No.41841901

>>41841894
And Cait Sith -on- Cu Sith yuri

>> No.41841915

>>41841901
>...and the BFVM turned green in disgust and puked up VoreAnon all over the rug

>> No.41841920

>>41841900
The splash of blood say otherwise.

>> No.41841924
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Doki Monika as a Dragon.

>> No.41841994
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41841994

When I should I tell my shirohebi stalker about my automaton love doll?

>> No.41842092

>>41841924
ugly AI shit

>> No.41842108

YOU DO NOT NEED A HOUSE. SHAI-HULUD IS YOUR HOUSE NOW!!!

>t.Fremen saying

>> No.41842121

>>41841837
That wasn't a game update.

>> No.41842143

>>41842108
My purpose in life is to become sandworm food

>> No.41842204

>>41842121
Ah, well you have to temper your expectations that likely the game will never complete. Too many times Patreon or kickstarter games go nowhere.
Am I saying KC is doing this? Possibly. And likely not maliciously just life being life.but money comes in regardless.

>> No.41842210

>>41842121
who cares about game? I just want new girls and KC telling us more about girls already here

>> No.41842211

>>41842108
Honestly, I want to see a fanfic take MGE sandworms and put them in Dune or other settings. They are quite fascinating

>> No.41842214

>>41842210
I want a new region book. Seriously, drop the encyclopedia shit. It's brought nothing but pain to MGE fans. Instead focus on regions.

>> No.41842222

>>41842211
Not sure I want MGE sand worms involved in the spice trade
>>41842214
KC is too scatterbrained in his ideas to constantly curn out reigon books

>> No.41842223

>>41842210
I want new girls as much as anyone like the incoming sith but you have to admit that profiles are hit and miss but the game offers multiple pieces of art that you don't get in a profile and gives them memable personalities which is nice.
The new profiles don't even get extra art.

It also offers the rare opportunity for the setting the worldbuild outside of porn by sheer necessity.

>> No.41842232

Give me your creepiest dork or your meatiest hag.

>> No.41842274

>>41842222
The Worms in Dune don't get hurt much until the planet gets terraformed right? So sandworms MFE should be fine. Plus them being the way they are changes things. Anyway, U will drop this cause I don't want to be attacked for being off topic. But just want to say, tons of things could be done with Sandworms.

Anyway, didn't the island books get written by some other person? Have them release another book. I think one focused on Desert region would be cool

>> No.41842399
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41842399

Out of all MGs including the warriors, why did KC chose a cow to be one of the only 2 musclegirls?

>> No.41842440

Recently my dreams and fantasies about manticore are not about poking, but about cuddling up to me naked and praising me, telling me how wonderful I am and so on.
no one really has any kind words for me irl, so I guess my brain really wants it.

>> No.41842452

>>41842440
Who asked ? Go sad post on r9k

>> No.41842460

>>41842399
Because she's beefy.

>> No.41842505

>>41842399
I don't think he has any designated musclegirls, just like no designated fatties. Any girl can be muscular if she wants and if husband likes that.

>> No.41842506

>Lilim says "fuck it" isekais 100 of the best warriors the order/mge world has and makes them battle royal, with her and her sister watchings
>Some don't get to fight, they already fit a lilim's preference and get claimed

>> No.41842511

>>41842505
KOBOLD OF GAINS

>> No.41842515

>>41842506
Imagine getting isekaid from MGE to here. Is that what happens to irredeemable trash there?

>> No.41842529
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>>41842511
>Mastif kobold too big to hang out with other kobolds or werewolves
>hangs out with Hellhounds instead
>doesn't get the whole domination thing, but she's very enthusiastic
>still acts like a kobold, unaware of her strength
she's confused, but she's got the spirit.

>> No.41842531

>>41842506
teaching lilims battle royal games are a bad idea
teaching it to soldier beetles on the other hand...

>> No.41842533

>>41842506
Wouldn't that just be teleporting people in MGE world to another part of the MGE world rather then Isekai?

>> No.41842539

>>41842533
How about, personal battle dimension, or some other shit

>> No.41842552

>>41842529
Heavy wans deserve heavy petting.

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>>41837755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upXK1RiGxao
this but awoo

also Kagerou is Kagecute

>> No.41842585

>>41842452
Fuck off

>> No.41842608

>>41842585
it's okay, I shouldn't blogpost anyway, regardless if he's the usual suspect or not

>> No.41842632

>>41842608
The usual suspect ?

>> No.41842642

>>41842632
the guy who always tries to derail with stuff like religion, politics, furry, giantess, KC trashing and so on
but I don't think that's him now, not everyone who dislikes stuff is a troll

>> No.41842661

>>41842642
It's always the same guy ? I indulge some time in the first and second

>> No.41842677 [SPOILER] 
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41842677

>>41842552
and a lot of little kisses
>>41842661
every thread on every board on every chan has a resident miscreant, it's nothing unusual, you just have to get used to it

>> No.41842716

>>41842661
It's more like 3-4 idiots rotating their bait and sometimes engaging in retard feedback loop if they happen to be active at the same time.
Most likely tourists from unsavory places, judging by the complaints about mgt in the /v/ thread someone linked a couple of weeks ago.

>> No.41842731
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>>41842677
Dogzuri... Nadogashi...

>> No.41842741

>>41842716
When I crossboard with pol or v, i feel weird and need to express my hatred for women.

>> No.41842766
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>>41842741
When I crossboard with /k/ I want to see my cute wife with cool guns.

>> No.41842854
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>>41842766
Girls with guns is very good

>> No.41843061

>>41842661
No,it's not. Especially since a few of our gatekeepers hate on topic discussion. See the occasional talk about nacha husbands as monster boys, insistence that any mention of siths is in bad faith, and absolutely any talk of anything that isn't purely fluff with the girls as /tg/.
It's one thing to not make up conflicts between countries but pretending all of mge is a vacuum where men should be mentioned sparingly at best is insane.
Doesn't the runya runya intro even say she's lives in a magocracy?

>> No.41843091

>>41843061
I didn't understood your complain at the end ? Are you tired of only women government or world building?

>> No.41843094

>>41843061
>pretending all of mge is a vacuum where men should be mentioned sparingly at best is insane.
it's a monster girl thread, not men in monster girl settings thread
we talk about monster girls, because we love them. if you love men go to /y/

>> No.41843097

>>41843091
Don't mention countries reeeeee

>> No.41843120

>>41843094
By this logic we should only talk about yuri

>> No.41843129

>>41843097
What ? Like mentioning Italie or France ? Or do you mean mge country (it's true that i never heard about them) ?

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IF YOU'RE COLD, THEY ARE COLD
if you see monster girls walking around with skin showing in winter - don't be cruel and take them home, so they can warm up.

>> No.41843172

>>41843094
Are you retarded ? By your logic only Yuri should be allowed now.

>> No.41843176

>>41843061
>insistence that any mention of siths is in bad faith
but it is

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>>41843133
gonna invite all these pyrows inside and knit them some warm sweaters

>> No.41843224

>>41843176
Don't hate on my smug and haughty cat wife

>> No.41843248

>>41843133
Also remember that skin to skin contact is the best way to warm somebody up in an emergency. Skin conducts heat much more effectively than cloth. Strip both her and yourself and hold her tightly to your body. It may take her a while to warm up, so be patient and give her all the time she needs.

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41843268

HOLY FUCK JUST POST MONSTERGIRLS
This shouldn't be complicated.
You are arguing with a troll, an imbecile, or an AI caught in a loop. You are better than this. Stop.

>> No.41843300

>>41842661
I honestly feel like the threads overall just became worse, for me at least. There is that occasional drawfag who shows up time to time, but other than that, there is barely any oc, like drawing and writing, people just moved on.
I dont think its only you guys, KC fucked up big time with that game. For fucks sake, its rpgmaker shit, or if the project is that big he should already outsource himself.

>> No.41843310

>>41843268
Beep boop, can't post pic from work because my boss is a Jew, chesh best girl

>> No.41843340

>>41843300
1 year ago, you had 2 good stories every week at least. Now it's 1 or 2 a month if we are lucky and I'm part of the problem because i don't produce anything.

>> No.41843343
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41843343

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a pair of boobs smothering a human face— forever. ”

>> No.41843348
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41843348

>Dragonium has a characteristic called "dragon's breath". This "breath" has the property to "dissipate magical energy" when mixed with precious metals. For example, armor and shield made with Dragonium can decrease magical attacks by dissipating it. And when processed to make weapons such as swords and spears, magical attacks are spread more widely than usual. The rare abilities that Dragonium possesses are very useful even to us dragon knights. In a passionate encounter with a dragon, men who have not yet become incubi are often exposed to strong magical energy, as well as the accompanying old dragon's physical power. If you wear an accessory using Dragonium and it touches your skin, as in the case of a pendant or necklace, fatigue during sexual activity will decrease and the time of reaching orgasm will decrease, and incubization of the body will not occur. But I must warn you. If you're looking for easy power or inexperienced in controlling magical powers and easily grabbing weapons from this ore, you won't be able to hold the dragon's power. If that happens, it will only be a great feast for the beautiful mamono attracted by the release of your delicious spiritual energy. For these reasons, Dragonium weapons are mostly purchased by demons from the radical faction or mamonos with special abilities, and armor by single men who have not yet become incubi. When buying, men may have to demonstrate to the vendors how they control their energy to see if they are fit to handle the weapon, or they may have to undergo personal training. Even our dragon knights are not allowed to use weapons with Dragonium inclusions until after they've been fully titled. Of course, when you become part of the Dragon Order, you will be granted a Dragonium spear.

Tired of regular demon silver? Try DRAGONIUM!

>> No.41843359

>>41843340
Thread culture is not encouraging to people.

>> No.41843368

>>41843300
I already posted my opinion that I don't think the game is ever going to complete but why do you think the game is causing the thread to become shit?
Lack of girls? We've had some girls being released even though he is "busy" with game. Said girls don't get talked about much.

>> No.41843375

>>41843359
But you need it or else you end up like tg, it's a slow bleed out against a mortal wound.

>> No.41843390

>>41843375
Meh, we will always be niche as the MG big era is over and people have moved on.

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>>41843248
also remember to warm the chest first, next should be head (don't be afraid to use your own breath!)

>> No.41843460

>>41843390
That's really self defeating.
Why do you think people don't like monster girls anymore?
The only going media is a few niche japanese franchises and the biggest name has no game and is infested with loli stuff that turns people off. The last big release was even essentially a loli book and it didn't even get an english release.

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