Daily Japanese Thread DJT #1961

[Anonymous No.]

This is an English shitposting thread striving to be Japanese language learning thread designed by and for those interested in traditional otaku media such as anime, manga, light novels, and Japanese video games.
If you have no interest in otaku media or want to request a translation, this is not the thread for you.

Read the guide before asking stupid questions.
http://djtguide.neocities.org/
Last thread: >>19365857

Banned topics:
Just kidding let it loose boys.

[Anonymous No.]

Got any recs for Chinese rap?

[Anonymous No.]

俺はぁわいい

[Anonymous No.]

Abhorrent thread.

[Anonymous No.]

thanks i was waiting for that now i can go read

[Anonymous No.]

僕はアニメと漫画が面白くないと思うよ

[Anonymous No.]

>と思う

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>>19379605
僻見はよくありません

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>>19379499
This is my favorite rap song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWZ8yTQyqoA

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>>19379611

[Anonymous No.]

The 和語 readings of 北東 etc. are "wrong" for the direction meaning, right?

[Anonymous No.]

After almost year reading this threads, i decided to start learning this fucking meme language too.

after month learning kana, where i am capable of reading basics, i am still surprised by small weird things. like why they write こにちは but saying it with [va/wa]?
Thanks for the guide, never thought that 4chan can be useful.

Also
Reminder that You will never learn Japanese.

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>>19379605
お前は馬鹿野郎

[Anonymous No.]

この瞬間, 多幸感が感じる. 偽りの神の為じゃなく, 自分の知恵が啓く故だ.

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>>19379701
は is pronounced wa when it's a particle
you'll learn about particles when you actually start learning japanese

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>>19379701
なんでこのスレで決まったんだ

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>>19379701
>After almost year reading this threads,

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>>19379715
You just replied to a reddit repost.

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>>19379715
thanks for info.
I just come to terms that i have like 2-4 years of learning before getting into real language.

[Anonymous No.]

>shitposting here when you could be using Japanese to have fun
You did learn Japanese already, right?

[Anonymous No.]

good to know that a basic question that's hard to google and has a simple yes/no answer is ignored while you guys continue to shitpost

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>>19379734
unless you mean literature and research papers, you get into real language right now or you don't learn japanese
don't study, just read

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>>19379706
*帽子を上げる*

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>>19379747
'braaaap*

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>>19379747
what else would the wago be used for

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>>19379753
can somebody please translate
>*braaaap*
to japanese
im sure some of you sick fucks have read scat doujinshi in japanese

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>>19379745
It's quite literally impossible to learn Japanese

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>>19379770
how did japanese kids learn japanese???
this proves that its actually possible to learn japanese
q.e.d

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>>19379759
ime conversions and names

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>>19379774
>He think native Japanese actullay know Japanese
kek

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>>19379775
and nonces
basically there are a million valid reasons to "misread" a word and they were asking whether the misreadings were also accepted normal readings

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>>19379775
where do you think those came from

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>>19379749
I just prefer a quick read in grammar to at least notice some patterns and orient in that for future reference, then i plan to read よつばと！

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>>19379780
congratulations, you will do better than 99% of this thread, now get the fuck out of here before you're contaminated by them

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>>19379779
from the words 北 and 東

[Anonymous No.]

oh sorry i thought you knew japanese and were playing hard to get with the advice. turns out you actually don't know japanese and can't answer the question lol

[Anonymous No.]

hey all new nihongoer here whats the difference between は and が

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>>19379812
は marks relevant things and が focuses on a particular thing being the subject

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>>19379814
WROONG WRONG
YOU DONT KNOW JAPANESE WROONG

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>>19379812
が is backup when you've already used は

[Anonymous No.]

hey all new nihongoer here whats the difference between ば and か

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>>19379794
have you considered that two independent words can be used together

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>>19379824
using two independent words together can still be bad form you don't know japanese

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>>19379820
WRONG GET OUT U DONT KNOW JAAPEENSE

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>>19379830
bad form can still be in a shitty dictionary like jisho

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>>19379836
well at least i know english

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>>19379838
yes and this is the question

[Anonymous No.]

hey all new nihongoer here いつか楽になれるかな

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUsqrKSvC3I

[Anonymous No.]

there are "real" readings of the mixed cardinal direction words that aren't even in jisho

[Anonymous No.]

what does that mean to me a new nihongoer

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>>19379841
have you checked 大辞林 which tends to list historical bullshit

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>>19379856
"wrong" readings can have historical precedence too

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>>19379857
if you're asking if they are natural in modern japanese, the answer is no

[Anonymous No.]

hajime no ippo: new nihongoer

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>>19379860
wonderful, thank you for answering anon's question

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>>19379845
at least post something good https://youtu.be/fLaSPZSfBp8

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>>19379869
why do you think thats good

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hey all new nihonger here just wanted to know how デブ みんな is

https://www.strawpoll.me/16032384

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>>19379878
all sixteen anons who frequent djt have voted in this, what are you posting it again for

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actually i didnt vote yet

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>>19379701
>after month learning kana
What did you do to learn them?

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>>19379886
is okay i proxy voted for you

[Anonymous No.]

dude no im bulking up before i vote

[Anonymous No.]

if you're over 90 kg just stop posting here forever, nobody wanna share a thread with fatties

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>>19379893
sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>雲の上にいる 雲の上にいる
>俺らはいつでも雲の上にいる
https://youtu.be/O0_N7X9zE8Y

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>>19379860
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Imouto

[Anonymous No.]

you gave your imoto aids and she died

[Anonymous No.]

fuck off imouto

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>>19380018
technically you gave her HIV but it's fine either way

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is awful. Redo it.

[Anonymous No.]

i agree but by redo i mean stop making djts

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>>19379990
is there a non hentai do-jin where ika musume smokes weed

if not im gonna make one and sell it at comic market 69

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>>19380038
but how am I going to learn /nihongo/ without /djt/

[Anonymous No.]

てめえしだいよー

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>>19380049
this is a trick question because you can't learn japanese

[Anonymous No.]

you cant learn japanese but you can learn nihongo

let it sink in for a minute

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>>19379780
That's nice and all but よつばと！ isn't reading, it's manga.

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>>19380099
stfu

↑ quote this if you agree ↑

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>>19380099
I agree.

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>>19380068
woah

[Anonymous No.]

Is hand-writing a meme? Until this week, I took the time to learn to write each kanji but now that I've been skipping that, I've been learning much more efficiently.

I can't remember the last time I wrote in english, even. Seems like a waste of time.

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>>19380128
I hope, for your own sake, that's a reddit pasta.

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>>19380129
That was a nice watch thanks for sharing.

[Anonymous No.]

manga is eating

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>>19379805
eternal dekinai threadにようこそ

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Jesus, the thread has gone to shit
But anyway just wanted to blog about the fact that I've spent some hours playing eroge on my TV (as a second screen) and used the laptop for looking up stuff

Should have tried this earlier. It was pretty comfy

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>>19380266
>に

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もしもし
/djt/です

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>>19380284
That's the joke.

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>>19380288
どうしてお前は日本語が分からないん?

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>>19380296
hows that the joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>19380288
うんこ中か

大か

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>>19380303
like ur life

[Anonymous No.]

>>19380296
>>19380303
the joke is that you don't know either way is fine

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking shits
https://hinative.com/ja/questions/91724

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>>19380309
nice link posted on 2015年4月20日

what a good ass day

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>>19380309
remember that the best way to get an answer out of djt is to pretend you think you know what you're talking about and bait someone into googling it for you

[Anonymous No.]

That's definitely not what happened at all. Some retard just forgot about NHKにようこそ for a second and then realized how retarded he was being.

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everyones retarted

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I'm not

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>>19379422
is R*K supposed to be a shortcut or the wrong path

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>>19380453
It's a shortcut to the wrong path.

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>>19380453
it turns you into a cock sucking tranny

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>>19380453
it leads you around a big circle and then back to the beginning

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>>19380453
its prolly useful in some way but its not for learning nihongo

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>>19380308
It may be fine, but doesn't に also have the connotation of the place being a final destination, whereas へ is a temporary/along the way destination?

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cock sucking tranny

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>>19380465
I honestly wonder what goes through someones brain when posting something like that. It's not funny or witty just straight out edge.

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found the tranny

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>>19380519
>edge
I'm pretty sure they're projecting their desires without any ill feelings.

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↑ this guy gets it

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>吸い込まれたいった
What's this いった at the end? I don't get it. If it was ていった it would make sense but I don't know what to make of たいった.

[Anonymous No.]

ladies and gentlemen the esteemed writing platform known as eroge

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>>19380618
Well can you help me?

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>>19380593
It's a typo

[Anonymous No.]

alternatively its hentaigana

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>>19380629
You don't know Japanese.

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>>19380632
Coolio

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>>19380632

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>>19380636
look hes just trying to tell you that your expert anal ysis is wasted on a thread as unworthy as this one

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>>19380656
i did wanikani don't joke about that shit

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>>19380656

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>>19380656
whoops misclick i meant this one

[Anonymous No.]

Is this neck natural or is she a giraffe?

[Anonymous No.]

this is now the bad hentai art thread post the most fucked up shit you got

[Anonymous No.]

>>19380656
>/djt/

[Anonymous No.]

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

[Anonymous No.]

>>19380656
>structure
who cares if that structure gets you to nowhere in a year? here's some structure: read more.

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>>19380593
i asked someone who knows japanese about a similar phrasing in leyline and they said it was a typo

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>>19380676
her father's father was a giraffe and her mother's mother was a cat, she's still 3/4 human

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obviously its a typo but if you cant even tell that should you even be trying to read what youre reading

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>>19380676
you can't post that uncensored filth here, where's your まる

[Anonymous No.]

its between my waist and my shoulders

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>>19380709
It's fine everyone's still learning hiragana here they haven't gotten to katakana.

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>>19380682
背中が痛い

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>>19380682
This is the kind of person who calls you sick for jerking it to loli, btw.

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itd prolly be more fun if i could actually jack off to that shit

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>>19380705
what they're reading actually isn't that hard

[Anonymous No.]

It'd be fun if you could jack off, gramps.

[Anonymous No.]

thats what im saying

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>>19380737
it doesn't matter they should be reading genki and graded readers until they actually know japanese before trying to consume native material

[Anonymous No.]

read japanese translated animorphs

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>>19380756
You have no idea how the human brain works.

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>>19380763
yours lacks the ability to sense irony and comedy in general

[Anonymous No.]

>>19380756
no.

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>>19380769
ironic shitposting is just shitposting

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>>19380769
Pretending to be a retard doesn't make you funny.

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btw only the ppl who have read the entire collection of romeo tanaka visual games can say for sure how the brain works

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>>19380593
I'm still very disappointed that Sachie neither got a good end nor had her baby crushed by the horse dick in worst end

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i was making a funny because there are people who unironically think that's true
unfortunately there are people who unironically think that's true
i apologize for the confusion, instead of making shitposts that everyone should see as a joke and half of you don't, i'll go back to making shitposts that everyone thinks is a joke but are absolutely the truth
here's one:
don't study, just read

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I can't learn Japanese

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this is why the thread belongs on int

flags let you know when someones bad reply to your post is because of their eslness

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>>19380784
If you posted this >>19380776 , I got a good laugh out of it though.

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>>19380784
good boy

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>>19380784
good goy

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>>19380786
Said dudebro poster of all people.

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>>19380800
what is dudebro poster

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>>19380793
he didnt post it i did but ill let anyone take credit for it because jesus taught me to be magnanimous

also i survived ima category 五 fuck the accolades just the dough

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Is there a way to learn Japanese forcing you to read until you learn?
That's the way I learned english and now I can read everything except for complicated books (I write like shit tho) but it's really fucking hard to do the same thing with Japanese, any tips?

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read all the unko chan books then move on to animorphs

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>>19380833
what is hard about it

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>>19380833
Yes of course just watch 10000 hours of anime

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reminder that uppercase posters are objectively worse than lowercase posters

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>>19380833
Get some ritalin or something, other than that we can't really help you. Maybe set a minimum ammount of reading you have to get done before the day ends like 1 or 2 hours and possibly give yourself a punishment for skipping a day.

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エロゲスレ is honestly way more helpful than DJT
At least they talk about something related to japanese, and more importantly, actually know japanese

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>>19380849
w--what kind of 罰ゲーム

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>>19380847
I never use uppercase in other threads but i wouldn't want to be confused with j*mal

[Anonymous No.]

>>19380842
Having thounsands of little drawings instead of 26 letters

[Anonymous No.]

dont worry everyone knows who i be

you aint on the level that you could even be called an imitation

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>>19380856
hold your breath until you go unconscious

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>>19380857
your lowercase leaks through and i consider you far worse than jamal whenever i notice you

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>>19380861
You know how retarded everyone here in this thread is, you know damn well how likely it is people would mistake other people with you.

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┐(￣ヘ￣;)┌

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>>19380869
Well that's funny I haven't posted here at all this whole month and I've posted maybe 2 times before. Guess you can really nail down patterns easily, huh?

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>>19380860
just use a dictionary
if you really are fuckin losin it use anki but only vocab cards in a mining deck none of that meme shit, only words you've seen like 5 times, if you correctly guess the reading of something you don't need to mine it, don't let anki take more than 30 minutes a day, and most important of all
read more

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>>19380875
all mixed-case posters look the same to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>19380874
ｼﾈ(ﾟΑﾟ)

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a way to filter lowercase posts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19380878
I'm using anki with core 2k but It isn't working too much with me, yesterday I went like 1 hour and a half for 20 cards and almost went crazy.

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>>19380861
>who i be
>you aint
this is painful

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>>19380864
that's my jam, is a cutie going to punch me in the gut at the end

[Anonymous No.]

yeah press alt+f4 or apple+q on macintosh

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>>19380889
Their numbers exploded in the past week. Weird.

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>>19380896
Didn't work.

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>>19380891
whats your issue

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>>19380892
even better, I'm gonna stab you in the ribs with a serrated bayonet

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>>19380890
consider setting new cards to 0 and trying a mining deck
either way slow down to get your review time down so you don't get burnt out and stop reading
remember that the number of words in anki has nothing to do with the number of words you know, it's just the number of words you're putting extra time into

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>>19380899
i think some of the boys realized that team caps is shit and they would rather be affiliated with people who know japanese

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>>19380917
This is a plausible hypothesis because as someone who doesn't know Japanese, I switched from lowercase posting to uppercase posting.

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>>19380903
i'm okay with this if you look like one of my anime waifus

[yung jamal or w/e !K/1sx/RVXY No.]

>>19379422
how to post in djt for dummies 1.0

upper case and correct punctuation = cant learn japanese

lowercase and no periods but weird shit like apostrophes and commas = can learn nihongo

jamalgo = the one and only

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>>19380924
i didn't say all lowercase posters knew japanese, i said all uppercase posters don't
what i'm saying is you're welcome to join us

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>>19380931
I don't know Japanese though.

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DJT - Daily Lowercase Thread

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>>19380934
based on your intellect i don't think you can learn japanese either so you're in the right place, forgive me

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>>19380938
I know you were saying that even dekinais can join you but I disagree. I belong with the uppers.

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>>19380929
my favorite thing about jamalgo is that you use two newlines to separate your thoughts

[Anonymous No.]

Yes, I see now.

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>>19380972
i'd prefer being called this over 米人

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>>19380593
>If it was ていった it would make sense
no it wouldn't

>but I don't know what to make of たいった
because you dont know Japanese

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>>19380977
It's better to not be an american in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

I've casually learning jp for like 2 years now but I never bothered to learn how to write kana by hand. I started RTK a couple months ago to help with kanji recognition, and since it teaches you how to write kanji as part of that, I can now write around 500 kanji, but still can't produce almost any kana from memory, even without regard for stroke order. Just thought that was kinda funny.

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>>19380977
that 日米 shit is where its at tho

https://soundcloud.com/nichibeihiphop/da-whip#t=0:27

[Anonymous No.]

Can anyone tell me if this sentence is correct?
中に彼が汁を出してくれました！
It's supposed to mean "he brought me soup (to my house)".

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>>19381071
You're retarded

[Anonymous No.]

he aint bringin soup he bringin poup

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>>19381091
Would Japanese people ever use the word 汁 for that? How can I avoid any kind of weird or humorous double meanings?

[Anonymous No.]

at this point I'm only going forward to spite the people who called me a dekinai in this fucking thread, I don't even want to learn japanese

[Anonymous No.]

at this point i'm only going forward because i want to learn japanese, I don't even care about this fucking thread

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>>19381143
If only everyone was like this.

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>>19381079
中 ain't for house, use: 家
出してくれました is not the right way to express that, use: もらってきました
Even with the mentioned fixes it still sounds unnatural so I would word it like this: 彼は私の家に汁を持ってくれました
If you're making example sentences to memorize words then don't worry about broken grammar, the important part is memorizing words, grammar will fix itself later from reading. If you're not making example sentences then stop trying to output with your limited knowledge.

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at this point わたしはゲイ

also just say fuckin スープ my god its ok to say スープ

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like my listening comprehension is never gonna get good enough to watch anime raw. Do I actually need to talk with people in Japanese to get good at listening?

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>>19381187
it would be a good idea but if you cant just watch 10000 hours of subbed japanimation

[Anonymous No.]

that's weird i see 中に出して type shit all the time in my reading material

[Anonymous No.]

dont worry dude that would sound unnatural you gotta say 家に汁を持ってくれました

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>>19381187
if you can't watch raw anime then watch raw anime to be able to watch raw anime
talking with people in japanese is less efficient because you are distracting yourself with shit unrelated to listening like trying to form a response
the only reason watching raw anime would be a bad idea is if your japanese is so bad that you wouldn't understand any of it even if you were reading instead of watching, in that case focus on reading more

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>>19381206
Yeah I mean I watch some raw anime for practice, and when it's just people talking to eachother with everyday language I can generally at the very least get the gist of what they're saying, but like as soon some sort of expository dialogue starts about how someone's special power works or whatever, I get completely fucking lost immediately and can barely understand a word they're saying.

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彼はわざわざわたしの家に美味しそうなにおいのうんこスープを届けました

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>>19381224
i don't think it can be helped. the difficulty of the sentences is always going to be all over the place. the more you master what is currently easy to you, the more you'll catch of harder sentences
i understand the interest in a native dumbing down their speech so that you can follow, or some curated listening material, but i think that has the opposite problem of too much of the speech being easy
you'll have less that goes completely over your head, but you'll also have less that challenges you at the right level to get you better at listening to more natural speech

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why is everyone trying so hard to help or mislead that anon who knows damn well he's talking about 中出し

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>>19381224
That means you've been exposed to a lot of everyday language but haven't been exposed to enough expository dialogue. There's only one solution to that. An episode a day is never going to cut it.

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>>19381079
ecchi

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>>19381286
how many episodes a day keeps the dekinai away

[Anonymous No.]

why would he be talking about chinese soup stock

[Anonymous No.]

>>19381295
At least 2 hours of listening a day.

[Anonymous No.]

I’m too lazy to read the shit in the op. Please spoonfeed me resources to expand my vocabulary if I can read hiragana and katakana but not kanji

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>>19381336
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9XaOPgV9PI#t=17

[Anonymous No.]

>>19381336
fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>19381336
boku no pico

[Anonymous No.]

>>19381336
sorry for the late response
fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>19381336
look at these honkers

[Anonymous No.]

>>19381336
>Please spoonfeed me resources to expand my vocabulary if I can read hiragana and katakana but not kanji
the guide

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>>19381336
>>19380674

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>>19381336

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I bought some ps4 games, hope that doesn't screw with my reps lads I suck at doing things on moderation

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>>19381336
good bait, enjoy your (you)s

[Anonymous No.]

>>19381421
what's the problem did you not buy japanese games

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>>19381421
I hope you bought iM@S Stella Stage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19381437
I have a serious diablo III addiction and I just bought it on a third platform, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19381473
not gonna make it my man

[Anonymous No.]

Is anyone else as of the last few hours unable to import audio with Yomichan?

[Anonymous No.]

who thought 傍点 was a stylistically acceptable idea

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>>19381473
As someone who regrets wasting 2000+ hours on an MMO last year instead of learning Japanese, my honest advice is to just fucking stop and not play it. Forget that you ever bought it and instead play something which you can actually learn Japanese from.

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>>19381490
shoulda played japanese mmo for so much epic win

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>>19381496
This, or just play it in Japanese language and read everything.

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>>19381482
it never worked for me in the first place, I just mine without audio.

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>>19381473
I've never understood video game addiction, like just fucking uninstall the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>19381504
>I've never understood [INSERT] addiction, like just fucking [STOP DOING THE THING]

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>>19381496
japanese mmo isn't learning japanese either
if you really want to go hard you can consider not only learning japanese but picking up a creative hobby that feels genuinely rewarding
if 私は本当にゲイ that is
otherwise what are you doing with your life

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>>19381507
If you think tobacco addiction is on the same level as video game addiction then maybe you just don't have enough brain cells to stop playing after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>19381507
guys my behavioral addiction is exactly like chemical addiction so lay off my fucking back okay

[Anonymous No.]

get it together boys..

[Anonymous No.]

しっかりしろ！

[Anonymous No.]

>>19381482
had this problem too

[Anonymous No.]

i'm gonna start referring to all anime by romanji versions of their japanese titles, even if the title is in english.

kauboui bibappu

[Anonymous No.]

>>19381689
It's funny cause you spelled it wrong

[Anonymous No.]

why would some idiot use romanji over kanakana like they don't even know japanese

[Anonymous No.]

The only way to learn is brute force memorization, this goes for everything from kana and kanji to grammar constructs. RTK and other 1 weird tricks to hack your brain don't work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19381838
this is true and this is false
in my experience, one weird tricks put the information in a different place in your mind than you use for the language, however, it can reduce the amount of dictionary lookups when you do recall what you've memorized and it happens to be the right information for you to understand the current occurrence of the word
it's not worth the time investment that most people think it is, but it's not universally a waste of time
that being said, i'm leaning towards the idea that the only thing you should use anki for is reading words written in kanji
even practicing meanings seems like an inefficient use of your time, just work on increasing your ability to read more at a faster pace as well as the added benefit of being able to look up more in a dictionary without being stalled by kanji you can't type

[Anonymous No.]

>>19382008
No one asked you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19382011
you're welcome

[Anonymous No.]

>constant nihongoposting spam
niggers ruin /djt/ like everything else they touch

[Anonymous No.]

>/djt/

[Anonymous No.]

勿論、僕のピーナスヰーナス

[Anonymous No.]

>>19382483
イーナスは何ですか？

[Anonymous No.]

今から日本語を勉強してみようぜ

[Anonymous No.]

>>19382592
今のうちに諦めとけ

[Anonymous No.]

勉強してみようって言うはダメ。勉強しろ。なお、勉強しなくて読めろ。

[Anonymous No.]

>やる気があってもダメってことは、やる気だけじゃダメってことでしょ
The fuck does this even mean? "Things that aren't okay to do even if you have the motivation to do them are things that aren't okay to do by motivation alone, right?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19382791
stop using english textbook definitions

[Anonymous No.]

matt sine

[Anonymous No.]

chinks were the original emoji posters.

[Anonymous No.]

How the fuck did the nips create such a broken language? Its just a constant memory game of trying to remember what is hidden behind the characters.

[Anonymous No.]

>finished 2k/6k
I hate mining. What's another good deck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19382884
Ask the chinks

[Anonymous No.]

>>19382672
私も嫁をしたい！

[Anonymous No.]

>>19382884
cause you're gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>19382892
no u r

[Anonymous No.]

>>19382887
>What's another good deck?
Whichever one you jump off and kill yourself from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19382897

[Anonymous No.]

>>19382890
Chinese isnt a guessing game like Japanese

[Anonymous No.]

Ｙou have 30 seconds to tell me why spaces are not a good idea in the japanese language. And no, wasted space is not a good reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19382912
cause you gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>19382912
cuz it's coolier

[Anonymous No.]

>>19382912
ゲイから

[Anonymous No.]

>>19382912
Well shit, 30 seconds passed, guess I can't tell you now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19382914
no your gay

[Anonymous No.]

"I can't be bothered to write spaces!"
*remembers and writes over 2000 chinkrunes instead*
t. nip

[Anonymous No.]

>>19382939
you gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>19382942
いえお前が

[Anonymous No.]

>>19382942
いえ　おまえ　が＊

[Anonymous No.]

Just wondering. For those with porn as one of their studying materials, do you know what ポルチオ is, without looking it up?

I was just wondering if it's a common phrase within the realm of porn or if's just the porn I'm looking at.

[Anonymous No.]

30 year old boomer here, is it too late for me to achieve my new found dream of becoming a localizer for Nintendo or square enix?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19382978
Not at all bro just study kana and basic grammar for a few months and learn how to use google translate and you're set

[Anonymous No.]

>>19382973
I just started recently to learn Japanese. This unconsidered use case just gave me a new burst of motivation. Finally I'll understand the beginning monologues of JAV actresses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19382978

[Anonymous No.]

>>19382986
>This unconsidered use case just gave me a new burst of motivation
I don't understand what you're saying here

[Anonymous No.]

>>19383014
I didn't consider my future Japanese skills will benefit me for porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19382973
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19383022
What a chaste mind.

[Anonymous No.]

Did your voice in yomichan ever break randomly for no reason? It's also restricting me from adding new cards.

[Anonymous No.]

i add new cards to anki manually, by copying from the text (or typing if I'm reading from my phone or paper), looking up the definition from zkanji, ebwin or jisho.org, and then add additional example sentences for additional extra meanings. i'll also look up pictures using a private window, copy them, resize them, then insert them to the card

i've done this for 2122 cards and it hurts

[Anonymous No.]

>>19383202
Stop wasting your time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19383202
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

I have been consuming Japanese media pretty regularly such as podcasts and (easy) LNs, and I feel very guilty for not doing reps for core10k (I stopped around 2k) and not mining my own deck. I feel that if I take my time to review/create decks, the activity itself would take so much of my energy and I don't think I would be able to keep up (i.e. the rate of new cards would be much faster than my ability to review them).

My goal is to reach fluency in both input and output (incl. speaking and writing). Do I need to be more disciplined and do my anki? Or is it fine to keep going as it is now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19383213
i also handwrite on flash cards (bought them online) summaries of all 23 chapters of Genki, plus 2 more cards for the humble and honorific forms of verbs

[Anonymous No.]

yo, what's the japanese equivalent of "2spooky4me"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19383248
2supukki4mi

[Anonymous No.]

>>19383254
I bow to your japanese mastery, 出来る殿

[Anonymous No.]

>>19383254
Not 二supuuki四mi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19383282
Also fine

[Anonymous No.]

I don't really want to learn Japanese, but I want to know Japanese

is there any way I can still learn Japanese?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19383232
Why would you feel guilty for maximizing your time spent taking in comprehensible input?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19383302
Some people get too carried away with the efficiency of Anki and started thinking Anki is an essential and necessary part of studying languages, no matter at what phase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19383248
あたしにとても怖いことは出たい

[Anonymous No.]

>>19383302
OP here. I was already sold on the idea of SRS for improving retention for the longer term. Like >> 19383315 mentioned, I was concerned about my efficiency of learning, such as people who do the same activity at lower speed (i.e. due to mining) is better in the long run than me who kind-of speed run anything.

From what you and the commenter below said, it seems like I have been wrong about this. Thank you for your input.

[Anonymous No.]

The best way to increase retention is to ask God to help you

[Anonymous No.]

Does no fap help you with nihongo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19383448
Why would it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19383450
Better focus, motivation, energy, test.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19383454
+ more time to study

[Anonymous No.]

>>19383448
Fap to exclusively Japanese things

[Anonymous No.]

Will anki get easier over time? I feel like I don't remember enough, also none of the example sentences help since I obviously don't understand them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19383484
How long have you been at it?
New words will always be tough obviously, but the more you see them, the easier they get.
You will understand the example sentences more as you keep going because you probably don't have enough vocab right now.

[Anonymous No.]

Is the audio from Yomichan not working for anyone else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19383571
yes: >>19381482

[Anonymous No.]

>>19383571
Yes
>>19383190
>>19381482

[Anonymous No.]

>>19383484

Don't just do Anki. Read through a grammar guide as well. Japanese the Manga Way pairs well with core.

Also, don't be afraid to set your card count lower. You shouldn't be spending more than around an hour with Anki a day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19383580
>Japanese the Manga Way
Is this actually good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19383527
Not that long, like 3 weeks. That's why I was wondering if it will be a little easier to remember them later on. At the moment I forget things way too fast which is kind of annoying.
>>19383580
Yeah I bought that one Ive been reading a lesson a day. My card count isn't that high, it's 10 at the moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19383464
I'm not sure how to feel about the fact that I can barely understand any of an average Jdrama/anime but with most hentai I know exactly what all of the dirty talk is saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19383604

Yeah. To the point, doesn't overwhelm with collegiate vocabulary. Only minus is it has romanji as well as kana, but seeing as you're using it for learning grammar and not vocabulary, it's a non issue honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

anybody encounter this before when trying to add words with yomichan who knows how to fix it

[Anonymous No.]

>>19383704
note that it's worked fine until today and no settings have been changed

[Anonymous No.]

>>19383704
>>19383710
>>19383578
>>19383576
>>19383571
>>19383190
>>19381482
>>19381672

[Anonymous No.]

>>19383716
sorry i should've checked but i'm drunk and assumed i broke something instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>19383747
No worries, I'm also one of the people quoted.
It's very surprising that something affected us all at the same time so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19382973
Yes. I wouldn't say it's common, but I've seen it a few times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19382973
What is it in real life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19383716
Switch the audio source in the options, the default is/was down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19383844
The alternative for JapanesePod101 doesn't seem to work either and Jisho doesn't have clips for most words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19383887
hello
post word you need here, i will vocaroo

[Anonymous No.]

>>19383933
Nobody here knows Japanese, I don't want your shitty accent in my flashcards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19383979
i am japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

我大和也

[Anonymous No.]

>>19383985
Post 個人番号 .

[Anonymous No.]

What in Christ's name is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19384100
Thumbnail alone made me think it was some kind of cursive Arabic or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>19383844
Will it come back up? JapanesePod101(alternate) has got nothing in it. And the rest is not working.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19384100
It's useless that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19384142
This guy is a madman

[Anonymous No.]

minna genki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19383985
おっぱいを見せてくれる?

[Anonymous No.]

youre a おっぱい

[Anonymous No.]

ｱｱｱｱｱｱｱｱｱｱｱｱｱｱｱ

[Anonymous No.]

>>19384100
RTK makes remembering this easy

[Anonymous No.]

Some questions:
I am currently doing anki and grammar the manga way, will doing kklc add something of value?
What beginner stuff do you recommend to read apart from NHK easy and Yotsuba?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19384407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AKDApA7lN4

[Anonymous No.]

>>19384407
Eromanga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19384407
GJ部

[Anonymous No.]

>>19384407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xl69e1Z2WUQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>19384407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zriXZMAqsg

[Anonymous No.]

女は台所にいるほうがいい

[Anonymous No.]

>>19384730
そのはず

[Anonymous No.]

>>19384730
~いた方がいい
is better or what?

[Anonymous No.]

両方がequally下手くそ

[Anonymous No.]

Why is this allowed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19384814
It means house too (家)
'

[Anonymous No.]

>>19384814
whats your issue

[Anonymous No.]

>>19384407
絶対霊域 is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19384407
doraemon

any other manga or whatever rec is bunk in comparison

read all of doraemon you will be owning so hard at nihongo guaranteed

[Anonymous No.]

>>19384814
Fucking EOPs, I swear.

[Anonymous No.]

What does this part mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>19384938
I'd tell you but I don't know Japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>19384947
I think it means doing but I don't know why there is i
>>19384938

[Anonymous No.]

>>19384938
http://www.guidetojapanese.org/learn/grammar/teform#Using_for_enduring_states

[Anonymous No.]

>>19384938
its what you need to be doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>19384100
I haven't gotten to this kanji in RTK but RTK makes this easy because it associates components with keywords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19385318
Show us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19384866
What makes Doraemon more effective?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19384100
it's fake

[Anonymous No.]

>>19385322
I'll get back to you in a couple months when it's done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19385349
You dare question a glorious Nipponjin and the validity of what he writes with his on blood sweat and tears of the hallowed Yamato Damashii that he bestows upon each stroke of the brush?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19385366
it's a nonce hanzi used as the name of a single chinese restaurant try again

[Anonymous No.]

>>19384100

[Anonymous No.]

>>19385345
it teaches you about life and what it means to be a いい人 so theres a wide variety of subjects

[Anonymous No.]

Suddenly we picked some steam...
What will this result in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19385366
why would you post this
it's so boring

[Anonymous No.]

>>19385370
lol

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What's tae kim's end game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19385459
To get people to stop suffering passively

[Anonymous No.]

>>19385459
To teach others Japanese

[Anonymous No.]

to get you goin on the path to learn nihongo should you choose to go

[Anonymous No.]

>>19385459
to make people learn nihongo

[Anonymous No.]

to equip white balding piss juggers with enough nihongo to start a youtube channel and patreon

[Anonymous No.]

To make you question his motives.

[Anonymous No.]

to get nihonjim slizz

[Anonymous No.]

to enable blacks to ride nihon

[Anonymous No.]

to unite the world through nihongo

[Anonymous No.]

>>19385459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvJ3YbIyCiE#t=86

[Anonymous No.]

>received the manga way 2 days ago
>didn't read it yet

Is it too late for me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19385370
This could be added to some OP picture.

[Anonymous No.]

yes more bad reddit tier shit for the op plz

[Anonymous No.]

>>19384938
it means core is working out well for you
don't read, just study

[Anonymous No.]

>>19385737
Don't be jealous that nobody's saying that about your ""OC"".

[Anonymous No.]

>>19385609
>received

[Anonymous No.]

do you really think i give a shit about what you or any other little dork itt thinks about anything i post

a skater doesnt skate for the onlookers

they do it cause skating feels good

[Anonymous No.]

should have used graffiti as an analogy if you wanted anyone to think you're hard

[Anonymous No.]

vandalism isnt cool dont vandalize

[Anonymous No.]

vandalism is cool fuck the elite

[Anonymous No.]

the elite arent the ones that have to clean up your shit youre only hurting your own people

[Anonymous No.]

vandalism is art and a form of expression

[Anonymous No.]

if it costs the elite money then it's good

[Anonymous No.]

if you clean my shit up i'll come back with a vengeance i'm here to make this city better no matter how hard you try to keep it worse

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k5xkm2LpNI#t=60

[Anonymous No.]

Is there some kind of hard and fast rule for when to NOT て form adjectives when connecting them? Examples:

>長く険しい vs 長くて険しい, where I've seen the former used in the wild. The latter only has 8000~ google search results where the former has 200k+
>長く厳しい vs 長くて厳しい where there is still an imbalance of search results/usage but not as drastic (140k vs 70k)
>長くて寒い vs 長く寒い where the first is often followed by 冬 but still, the google results speak for themselves: 97k for the former, 17k for the latter

Is there a substantial difference between these two besides the fact that the て form allows you to begin an entirely new clause if you so choose? I get that the differences between these essentially boil down to "long, steep" vs "long and steep" and so forth, but am I meant to read that as "lengthily steep" because 長い is く'd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19385835
く linking is more likely to be interpreted as a compound quality or one quality modifying the other, くて linking is more likely to be interpreted as two separate qualities

[Anonymous No.]

Stop posting bad chink rap

[Anonymous No.]

or what

[Anonymous No.]

oh he mad what he gon do

[Anonymous No.]

he gon sit there and be 切なく儚い

[Anonymous No.]

>>19385609
>read

[Anonymous No.]

>>19385926
it's just a typo for eat be nice

[Anonymous No.]

Someone fix yomichan goddamnit

[Anonymous No.]

don't eat, just drink

[Anonymous No.]

>>19385933
read my book >>19385447

[Anonymous No.]

>>19385937
did you mean eat

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

no i said book not cock

[Anonymous No.]

cocks are for snorting

[Anonymous No.]

thats just silly

[Anonymous No.]

guys,

how would you translate "the pleasure of being cummed inside"
I cant figure it out

[Anonymous No.]

こんにちわ

[Anonymous No.]

>>19385962
精液の体中に感覚

[Anonymous No.]

楽しみに僕を中出して

[Anonymous No.]

>>19385973
thanks alot

[Anonymous No.]

that's wrong, that's the pleasure of being cummed outside

[Anonymous No.]

>>19385962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EtDXT3j-iY

[Anonymous No.]

Janny, I just want you to know that I genuinely appreciate your efforts.

[Anonymous No.]

what does "顔がタイプ" mean?? google images gives me faces...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386005
give context

[Anonymous No.]

it refers to the technique i employ to post

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386005
ちょないすふぇーす

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386012
Don't want to lol sorry
...well ok, somerthing like "to get mad at 顔がタイプ"

>>19386022
?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386042
everyone here has read doujins even the filthy shit you're consuming

[Anonymous No.]

今日はどんな漫画をおいしくいただきましょうかなぁ

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386042
JUST FUCKING POST THE PAGE YOU STUPID BEGINHNNER FAGOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386051
>"everyone here has read doujins even the filthy shit you're consuming"
Is this what "顔がタイプ" means? I'm confused now

[Anonymous No.]

What's Heisig's end game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386069
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386048
oops missed a spot

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386069
You're too stupid to learn japanese, kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386072
Preventing as many people from learning Japanese as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386076
that was in the foreground what the fuck is wrong with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386072
to have you remember the kanji and nothing else

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386089

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386073
...nah, you are trolling

>>19386077
Fuck you first

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386114
The answer for your question is already in this thread >>19380864

[Anonymous No.]

there we go, all done

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386102
listen dude i don't know what the fuck you think you're doing but i'll show you how this shit is done

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386139
It's fucking shit, did you just spam magic eraser?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386152
no I manually set the alpha value of every affected pixel

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386130
hahaha xd

Thank you for nothing you useless scum. Was "type of faces" that hard for you to say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386165
But that's not what it means xd

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Is this reportable

[Anonymous No.]

how did this happen

[Anonymous No.]

new djt mascot

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386175
"タイプ" is katanaka, literally "taipu"
"ga" is something I am not so sure, but it can't mean't anything more than "of"
and "顔".. well https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E9%A1%94

you made me post this lol fk you

[Anonymous No.]

I just started Core 2k/6k today after 2 days grinding kana. Are you proud of me djt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386163
What the fuck are you doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386199
が is the opposite of は

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386205
what you just posted
paint.net isn't very good lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386199
shit he got owned i'm glad someone in this thread knows japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386199
lmao
I'm not even trying to troll you right now, I just genuinely want to see what kind of sick fetish porn you're fapping to right now and have a nice laugh. if you post the page I'll tell you the answer trust me

[Anonymous No.]

imagine being so afraid to tell people what you're masturbating to in the djeet that you say nevermind i got it が means of

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386210
you say that but what do you think i used for >>19386198

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386234
javascript

[Anonymous No.]

我が力、知らせてやろうか...
我は日本国語が出来るでござんす

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386236
it's probably written in javascript

[Anonymous No.]

DJT - Daily Photoshop & Variants Thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386240
it's C# or something but yeah it might as well be written in javascript

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386208
...yeah, something like that.
don't know what "wa" means tho

>>19386213
Fuck you

>>19386215
you too.
kidding
nah I take it back: fuck you

>>19386222
What I meant was, you dumb faggot, that "ga" is not some kind of weird shit with a weird meaning. It is a basic shit, nothing more. a basic hiragana

[Anonymous No.]

but "ga" is a kanakana

[Anonymous No.]

but you are not a cute kanakana fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

Why is it that someone who's been learning for less than 2 years thinks he should get paid to give advice?

[Anonymous No.]

hey don't steal my lines only i give exceptions for cuties

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386252
I don't know if you're trying to fish for (You)s right now or if you're just that stupid but nice job, 大将 ← (if you're able to read this I'll give you 500 dollars no joke lmao)

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386264
just namedrop him so djt gets a new idol to worship, this guy sounds like he has even better advice than you know who

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386277
https://www.britvsjapan.com/learning-foreign-language-vocabulary-fast-and-effectively/

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386269
hahahah you're funny anon xdd.
Shitposters gonna shitpost I see, didn't come here to deal with your shit,

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386269
hey i'm not them but can i take you up on that offer i desperately need like 200 dollars to cover unforseen expenses

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

10年後もこんなふうにいられるか
一緒に

[Anonymous No.]

fuck you these 500 dolllars are for me not you

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386005
Someone is someone else's type.
Without context, this is the best I can do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386285
just in case you aren't baiting i'm going to help you out my dude
if you read what が does in literally any resource you will see that your interpretation cannot possibly be correct
the meaning of those two words and a particle depends heavily on the context they were found within
you've clearly got enough people interested to get an answer if you give that context
no one's going to tell your mom what you were reading

[Anonymous No.]

my little interpretation cant possibly be this correct

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386284
This guy's got a site now? These youtube e-celebs are getting out of control we gotta call the mattata so he can invite them to discord and roast their asses on camera

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386269
>大将
large leader

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386252
Very convincing imitation of Down syndrome. You might be the next Sean Penn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386308
This man just made $500 thanks to RTK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386307
dude's had a site for years, he also has a rtk1+3 deck that he added 膣 to

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386297
僕らはずっっっと一緒だよ
じゃ、やりましょうか

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386314
>he also has a rtk1+3 deck that he added 膣 to

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386319
安心した(´・ω・｀)

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386285
Dude seriously just give context already, what are you afraid of? This board has a dedicated thread for discussing onaholes and sexdolls, you think most people who come to this shithole don't masturbate to shit worse than you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386301
>>19386300
Thank you, this is what I've been hoping for: proper responses giving actual help.
shitty responses deserve shitty responses, which are not your cases

I agree with >>19386300
Off course I can't be correct, but it isn't that far of what the quoted anon said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386297
10年も経ったらあなたはゲイになってる

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386347
It isn't about sex you maniacs lol

There is a sentence: "He went ballistic over 顔がタイプ." nothing else
Translate, or do not translate and leave. You don't have to do anything else

[Anonymous No.]

as for atama it is type

[Anonymous No.]

pretty sure that's not the sentence

[Anonymous No.]

>頭
that's some next level trolling. i like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386363
why are you like this
who hurt you

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386377
>Translate, or do not translate and leave
Take the later option

>>19386383
i'll hurt your dog

[Anonymous No.]

sorry i can't translate english into english

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386392
this but post-ironically

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386392
You don't know English.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386390
Wow, not only do you not know Japanese but you also don't know English.

[Anonymous No.]

no i'm just incredibly autistic and have to translate from english to internal nonsensical metaphorical structural information to understand anything, and english production is rng

[Anonymous No.]

THE ATAMA IS TYPE YOU STUPID FUCKS

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386406
this but literally

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386402
>rng
You also don't know how anything works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386335

[Anonymous No.]

i mean did you read my post i kinda implied that

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386401
nah, you are jut not able to read.
I've been dealng with shitposters, that's all

Kys you otaku weebs, it's clear you are here to shitpost instead of sharing actual knowledge

[Anonymous No.]

Did you read my post? I kinda implied that.

[Anonymous No.]

the hilarious thing is the question was fuckin answered very quickly but op of the question is too retarted to understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386419
People asked for context and you wouldn't give, this is the best you're getting anywhere. If you can't tell why it's because you don't know Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

it means "don't think feel"

[Anonymous No.]

oh and the other retards think there needs to be some kind of context or a whole page posted lmao

the absolute state of djt

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386429
Nope, that's not the best I can get. I exactally expected >>19386300 and I am ok with it.
Now stop crying and go fap somewhere else, you dumb, useless weeb shitposter

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386363
https://pastebin.com/492LYNnt

[Anonymous No.]

That guy really took you guys for a spin, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386439
oh no guys he called us weebs! what a meanie!

[Anonymous No.]

pullin weebs is just complete havoc on your lower back

getting old sucks

[Anonymous No.]

if this motherfucker hasn't posted a page of manga in another hour i'm going to delete djt

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386447
woops srry didn't mean to hurt you

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386440
ps this pastebin was written for the express purpose of being linked to people with defective grammatical foundations

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386456
>>19386439

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386455
no dont delete djt here its your favorite

manga

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386467
that's two pages

[Anonymous No.]

Well, seems like you obviously know it's about porn and its context, yet you still do not any actual translation.
"give context waa" is nothing but noise

As extected of shitposters

[Anonymous No.]

random words from the middle of a sentence do not meaningful independent information make

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386470
you seemed really hungry so i just gave you the おかわり with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386471
>m-muh translashun
stfu and go learn japanese weeb

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386471
We know because it's obvious since you're vehemently denying to give further context, It's not hard to make those deductions, Redditor-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

they actually think 顔がタイプ is some ambiguous concept because they cant into loanwords lmfao DJT YOU ALL FUCKIN BLOW RETIRE FROM YOUR EXTENSIVE NIHONGO STUDY PLZ

[Anonymous No.]

face is typing

[Anonymous No.]

the funny part is i could help if i had context but i don't know japanese so i'm not going to ask for context because it's possible that i can't answer it anyway and don't want to inconvenience them

[Anonymous No.]

the funny part is i could help if i had context but i don't know japanese

[Anonymous No.]

Ok here's your translation fags
顔がタイプ = the face is my type
now stfu stop talking about this stupid shit

[Anonymous No.]

Naruto is reading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386477
Yet it was about me demanding a translation, which it was the original request

>>19386483
Nope, you are not giving any actual translation.
"LOL PORN XDDDD GIVE US PORN LMAO- but pls tell context i don't know what your post is about i just want context will ya i mean it i don't know pls"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386501
You don't know japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386507
stfu

[Anonymous No.]

ill give you guys a insider secret the you dont know japanese guy doesnt know japanese and uses it at posts with correct information

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386501
Woah, we have a real できる over here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386501
See? was it that hard, dumb weebs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386512
You know i'm right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386514
>>19386516
stfu

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386513
there's more than one and i know japanese and only use it in response to posts with incorrect information

[Anonymous No.]

youre slipping you cant even capitalize properly anymore youre so fuckin shook atm

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386522
Grammar.exe stopped working

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386518
stfu

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386526
that post is grammatical

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386467
stop tryin' 2 be me.
here is the real page you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386513
Nobody in this thread knows Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS3vpBCiL2c

[Anonymous No.]

I like how he just dealt with the shitposters

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386521
>i know japanese
There's where you're wrong. It's a common mistake in these threads so I'll forgive you.

[Anonymous No.]

ok noobs lets settle this right now

https://www.strawpoll.me/16043349

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386546
I like your face, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386548
何故信じられないの

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386571
looks like you dropped a particle there buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386585
Spoiler: lowercases are actually shit at japanese and trying to compensate for it by shitposting as much as they can

[Anonymous No.]

so pick up after me

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386601
the funny part is i could help if i had context but i don't know japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386571
Thank god for yomichan or else I couldn't have voted for the 3rd answer. All polls posted on DJT should be in English. Don't be elitist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386628
your post would have been epic if you said rikaichan

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386628
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386635
I don't know enough to know why saying rikaichan instead of yomichan would be better bait except that I imagine rikaichan is less popular here. Could you explain? I could put it to good use in future truth/shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

Pls bring yomi back to life.

[Anonymous No.]

It's not Yomichan but JapanesePod that is dead and it has happened plenty of times before and as always nobody will bother implementing an alternative or offline solution to the JapanesePod source because it will be back in a couple days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386691
This should be included in next op if it's not back up by that time.

[Anonymous No.]

when will you niggas ever learn japanese?

[Anonymous No.]

they wont

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386678
>not yomi wo yomigaere
Ya dropped it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386756

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386766
could you repost this but in english because some of us dont know japanese yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386766
Neat, I'm watching a playthrough of 零～眞紅の蝶 right now.

[Anonymous No.]

neat わたしはゲイ

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a newcomer to this general, and I have to ask a question. Is this place always like this or is it just a special day full of shitposting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386833
it's definitely always like this

don't waste your time here

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386833
It used to be generally better with periods of shitposting every few weeks. Now it is garbage all the time. 1-2 lower-case posters think they are really funny and post constantly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386869
We've actually improved.
Show me the last time we've encountered a reddit post itt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386833
ask there >>>/int/91882507

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386869
there was never a time djt was in better shape than now objectively

and its only going to get better

[Anonymous No.]

you know boys im gonna take it back

that thing about 10000 hours of anime dont do it

i wouldnt want anyone to watch 10000 hours of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386728
I don't start for a couple more months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19384861
Manga isn't reading though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386833
This:
>>19386869
It's been in decline for awhile but the lowercase spam appeared in the past couple weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

hey ya'll

[Anonymous No.]

its funny the bad meme posters and posters who engage in the same bull shit every single day are complaining about whats spam

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386533
i appreciate this, djt is safe, i might even go so far as to be your op again

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386869
the thread actually has gotten better since i started helping out

[Anonymous No.]

testando limites

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386914
what is this
if 10000 hours doesn't like it i'm sure i will

[Anonymous No.]

by all means enjoy vn animes lmao

[Anonymous No.]

i only consume adaptations, never the source
this applies to all forms of media

[Anonymous No.]

just a little more and ill be fully ass triggered

[Anonymous No.]

stfu retards

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387075
I'd expect nothing less from a lowercase shitter.

[Anonymous No.]

Actually, something weird is going on. The JapanesePod audio works fine and it appears in Anki when you import a word with audio but I can't play the sound in the definition window. This hasn't happened before.

[Anonymous No.]

the only thing thatd be weird is if you started learning nihongo

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387109
maybe the url format changed
don't make me download your shitty dekinai plugin to diagnose you

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386877
Not a reddit post but the guy asking for translations was 100% a redditor.

[Anonymous No.]

theres more redditors here than that

hint its every crybaby

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387176
You don't know reddit.

[Anonymous No.]

cant say that i do

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387163
that was too hard of a bait to be reddit

there was no question, it was a ruse

[Anonymous No.]

So I'm slowly learning jap, but I have a question on how to understand natives
It seems like they talk so fast. I can pick up when they say one words like "ookii" and shit, but I can never understand natural sentences, nor can I even pick up on things like wa, no, and ni, for example.
It's not an issue when I read, however.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387219
This is a reddit repost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387219
>nor can I even pick up on things like wa, no, and ni, for example.
how is this actually possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387224
No you fucking mong
>>19387245
becausetheyspeaksofast

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387255
The solution is to read more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387224
you are a reddit post

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387219
Watch more.

[Anonymous No.]

finished my reps, I can finally play diablo 3 lads

[Anonymous No.]

why would you play diablo 3

[Anonymous No.]

I'm reviewing forgotten cards and then reading more remembering the kana. I'll let you guys know when I finish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387281
because its funny
I'm chasing pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387301
no it's not
if it's in diablo 3 you're making a mistake

[Anonymous No.]

cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387219
active listen to 100 hours of content and see if you improve any

[Anonymous No.]

JapanesePod101 is back up boys, you can use yomichan now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387255
i think particles were the first thing i picked up after "ookii and shit"
listen more

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387366
Thanks buddy. It works now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387255
>people actually fell for the read more meme

[Anonymous No.]

So I'm mining words and then I'm mining words from the dictionary entries of the words that I'm mining and this shit never ends and I just fucking mined 癲癇 to help me with the definition of 引きつけ -- actually 痙攣 -- but that word came from looking up 引きつけ. Anyway, how bad am I fucking up? Will this ever end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387427
Unironically watch this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AH2JmxglzU

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387427
Don't do what the guy above me told you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387411
>people think this problem can't be solved with a balanced diet

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387411
What meme? I never browse /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387442
3 years and he still cant read muramasa

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387467
eat your mangoes and drink your animes
this is the only way to become fluent
some memes are the truth

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387480
https://twitter.com/iHateEdgeLords/status/1011779422087720960
native approved. does that upset you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387480
He's been doing japanese for 7 years, not 3 so it's even worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387442
Right, but I"m not looking up "dictionary words".
>Every word in the dictionary is valuable
>Only mine words you've seen multiple times so you know that they're valuable
I feel like he's contradicting himself.
>>19387449
It's too late, I already watched that video a month or so ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387498
thanks for your twitter
he admitted that he studied the section of muramasa that he read before he recorded it by the way

[Matt from Matt vs Japan No.]

>banging tinder sluts this weekend
>sunday morning trying to fit in another slut
>get matched then read her profile
>she's learning japanese
>oh cool, I wonder if she's really learning or just bullshitting
>50 kanji
>1 year

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387508
>I feel like he's contradicting himself.
he does that often actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387498
lmao
I actually have nothing to say
this has to be either a scripted conversation or a "japanese native" who was born in japan, stayed there for 3 years and then moved to america
good job you dumbfounded me

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387508
>I feel like he's contradicting himself.
His video is about transitioning to j-j. He's saying that you need to understand dictionary words if you want to understand words you're looking up in the context of Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387498
whats there to be upset about this actually makes piss jigger look worse

bring me shit from a verified knower of shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387498
(This message was sponsored by Matt/AJATT & Co.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387519
samefagging on tinder how low can you go

[Anonymous No.]

What's up with these definitions, hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

tell you what

if you can get that nice older japanese bloke to watch and critique matts muramasa video i will one laugh my ass off till i tinkle and 2 in some kind of bizarro world where he says matt did everything right i will give him proper praise and endorsement donate to his patreon and leave djt forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387584
we know matt didn't do everything right though there's some words he misread

[Anonymous No.]

yeah we do know that

but more people need to know and they need it from an authentic source

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387498
>Follow my AJATT journey. Currently on RTK 1

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387584
>making bets you know you can't lose
no fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387590
>some
He misread words even after rehearsing the whole thing, and his pronunciation sucks dick. My monolingual mom pronunciates Japanese better than him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387604
Is your mom Japanese?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387604
"there's some" doesn't imply anything about the particular amount

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387600
my last challenge was incredibly accessible and the only person who could wield the power of basic nihongo chose not to send me on my way to new frontiers

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387607
You tell me

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387607
ill show her some top selections from my anime library and shell wish she was

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387616
I did say I wish you'd behave, though.

[matt No.]

MATT-posting

[Anonymous No.]

MattvsJapan: Native Approved
https://youtu.be/lzLBf7l5G-g?t=521

Mad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387631
i try dude but things have cascaded into quite the mess

im still trying to direct traffic though keeping true to righteousness and the thoughts of a better day

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387636
I don't think you understand how long 7 years is considering Matt's in in 20s, that's how long he had to get to that level, i can't say i'm impressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387636
thats a 10 minute video equivalent of the nice おばさん on the street meeting kenneth sama and saying 日本語お上手ですねッ

ッ is the face shes making when she say it

[Anonymous No.]

Title for Dogen's video: His Japanese is amazing!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvsqfJSA4Fg

Title for m*tt's video: It's shit and he doesn't even know how to pronounce pitch on basic words.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzLBf7l5G-g

Hmm what could this possibly mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387645
It could be 14 years and it's still impressive.
>>19387664
It means Dogen's pitch accent is better. What is the significance.

[Anonymous No.]

the best irony is people like matt learn all these words off of flashcards and i bet they cant recall shit when its time to really put up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW8-KfItpdQ#t=156

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387678
are you trolling
no I just genuinely wanna know I won't get mad at you I just wanna know if you're trolling me right now cause then I can just shitpost at not take you seriously and we'll have a good time on /d/j/t/

[Anonymous No.]

since matt's discord likes raiding here, one of you should post this video

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387558
what's up with these furikana, hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387678
>He really thinks any sub 70 IQ retard couldn't get to that level in more than half a decade

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387686
that video description sounds like hes makin some excuses for why hes about to act a fool in public

[Anonymous No.]

>と思います

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387683
>>19387692
Not trolling. Your criticism is so hollow when a native is commending him on his Japanese. Just give it up and admit that he's good. Meanwhile you'll never provide evidence that your level is anywhere near his.

Again: Native approved. None of your objections matter. Post a video of a native calling his Japanese ass. You are a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387678
>It could be 14 years and it's still impressive.
well now that i can see how low you've set the bar i have to admit that matt might actually get you where you want to go

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387707

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387707
>Again: Native approved.
i could teach my mom to say ひろしく…おねーーーがします！ and a native would approve her japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387707
Does vocaroo count?
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1zDr5i4UQDI

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387730
NukeMarine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387736
Are you trying to insult me

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387694
you think thats enough to avoid my wrath think again

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387730
you should try being yourself bobby instead of trying to emulate your idols

show us teh real bobbeh

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387694
「と思います」と思います

[Anonymous No.]

Remember imouto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387498
Are you implying the average Japanese retard teen knows Japanese? Do you actually think the average American teen knows English?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387845
imouto is actually better than uppercase

not a widely known fact but its the truth

[Anonymous No.]

i thought it was the widest known fact

[Anonymous No.]

the widest known fact is don't study just read

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387498
>>19387860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IARguDQIGVs

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387915
can someone give me a tl;dr of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387940
Japanese people don't know Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387944
k thx

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387915
nice link i love that japones guy puta

[Anonymous No.]

You can't trust natives. You can trust anons in DJT though. lol

[Anonymous No.]

im not seeing any natives to trust

can you bring them

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387900
Can confirm.

I don't know any Japanese but I read a lot. I just sound out the words and make up what I think it means. I am reading konosuba and it is about this angel who is trying to convince 5 year olds to attack hell with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387955
why? you can clearly tell he's a leftist retard regurgitating retarded kumbaya shit his mixed african friend has been telling him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387970
you got any more guilty pleasures you wanna admit to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387970
yeah I prefer based alt right guy hiroshi (I think it was hiroshi I forgot his name sorry)

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387969
i know that you're not genuinely interested in seeking my holy guidance but i'll give you a freebie
you are allowed to use a dictionary

[Anonymous No.]

There's one thing that I don't quite understand with RTK. Sure after going through the book you'll be able to associate a keyword to each (?) 常用漢字 and be able to visualize/write the characters more easily but how does this make learning vocab easier? Sure you'll have an easier time with look-alike words but is it really worth the time invested?

[Anonymous No.]

So /djt/ have you ordered your Weiner Cutter yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388003
no but prepare yourself for arguments to the contrary

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388011
Yes now show your pee pee to daddy, I'll make it quick

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388003
>but how does this make learning vocab easier
Mnemonics.
>is it really worth the time invested?
Don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388003
I've went through 3/4 of RTK 1 and I dropped it and never looked back, been reading ever since and don't regret it.

[Anonymous No.]

anyone else day dreams about spending a year or two just studying jp in japan? I know its a pipe dream because >no money but that kyoto school one looks comfy, just spend 7 hours a day studying jp and then strolling around kyoto on the weekends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388064
pareto principle. you got a lot out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388055
So you're supposed to come up with mnemonics for vocab as well?

>>19388064
I mean you did go through the majority of it, so it might actually help your retention who knows?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388088
>>19388085
True, there's no way to quantify it though. Most people do it due to some cargo cult mentality of "it worked for all these people that means I have to do everything just like they have" but RTK has never been proven to be beneficial. At least to the point that the time invested in it is better spent reading instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388088
You can but no, I mean something more subconscious than that. Seems pretty self explanatory. You're going to remember something better if you already have an "entry" for it in your mental dictionary so to speak. I'm not saying it's an efficient use of your time though. Try reading instead and then go back to RTK if you have poor retention after a year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388003
>>19388088
Hold off on learning Japanese for a couple years. I'll finish RTK soon, then I'll learn Japanese for a couple years and let you know if I regret RTK.

[Anonymous No.]

Whoever translates this, will have my eternal gratitude. (OCR failed me already.)
It's a chapter from Karakai Jouzu no Takagi-san, but originally had no title. Now it's in volume 7, and according to the index, this is it.
It's been bugging me for years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388170
Not gonna translate shit but that's 約束, that's all the spoonfeeding you're getting from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388170
the pleasure of being cummed inside
Alright where's my eternal gratitude

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388170
Christ, I hope nobody tells you retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388174
That's all I needed, thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388179
>>19388180
Sorry i ruined your fun boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388185
Now as a form of expressing your eternal gratitude return to reddit and never come back here ever again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388185
All you needed was RTK

[Anonymous No.]

How long after mining every unknown word in a book do you wait before you reread it? Or rather, how long after mining every unknown word in a manga do you wait to re-eat it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388313
>mining every unknown word in a book
what the fuck are you doing to yourself

[Anonymous No.]

nigga are you trying to srs your reading

[Anonymous No.]

Will I ever learn pronunciation/pitch accent as a gaijin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388318
How do you read if you don't mine every unknown word?
>>19388319
多分

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388325
it won't be perfect but look at dogen. just practice

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388325
No. It is physically impossible for a filthy gaijin monkey to learn Japanese pronunciation. Your brain is simply too small and unflexible. The best you can do is convert to buddhism and hope you reincarnate as a Japanese person in your next life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388330
You do realize your brain is capable of remembering words without relying on an SRS right?

[Anonymous No.]

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1LJgx0csLrb

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388344
How about "unknown words whose reading you aren't able to guess"? I just toss shit into SRS to help me remember readings mostly...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388361
"ga" is something I am not so sure, but it can't mean't anything more than "of"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388361
wtf you're not jamal
Jamal has a high pitched voice and an australian acccent

[Anonymous No.]

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1FW2ze8jlrK

[Anonymous No.]

lmao you got fuckin issues thanks for that blast from the past

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388361
>dweference

[Anonymous No.]

Jamal has went full autism
I think he might be leaving the thread soon and this is his way to say goodbye

[Anonymous No.]

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0d2o5mx15O1

[Anonymous No.]

? i just wanted to ask a question but didnt feel like typing it

[Anonymous No.]

I think we've reached a new low.

[Anonymous No.]

post em all

[Anonymous No.]

Just cleaning out my hard drive that's all there was

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388330
mine words that you've seen a couple times and you think you might see again in another book this year
anything else is a distraction from getting good at japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388446
dang you dont even have the lifestyle one

i prolly do hang on

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388418
テクノロジーック

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388452
i dont have it or any of those ones you posted

[Anonymous No.]

someone post the djt discord link again please, I don't want to post here anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388481
https://discord.gg/8FQEhn

[Anonymous No.]

you dont wanna go there they are worse than thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388486
i can confirm that because i've never been there and i am the mvp of team djeet

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388484
lol you actually posted it
I was kidding I don't actually want to join your circlejerk

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388493
is that silent d

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388500
obviously

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388494
wow dude, btfo. shall never recover

[Anonymous No.]

Is the nhk にようこそ in the library just the first volume or something else. It says all on it, so I am a little confused about what it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388510
NHK is a single novel, unless you're refering to the Manga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388510
No idea. I don't know Japanese and I'm not reading the guide again until RTK is done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388519
fucking based

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388510
To anyone curious it turns out it is just one novel, and I was looking at the manga adaptation on mal. there is no volumes and it is a regular novel.

[Anonymous No.]

NHKへようこそ

[Anonymous No.]

its pointless to even think about japanese until you remember the kanji

[Anonymous No.]

how good is Nama Sensei for learning the basics of Japanese? I'm just starting. I've been doing some reps, but nothing too much or too long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388519
Este gurí si que está basado!!!

[Anonymous No.]

he was pretty fly for a white guy

[Anonymous No.]

since two people haven't answered the question yet i'm going to let you all know that nhk is one novel if you're talking about the novel

[Anonymous No.]

NHKをようこそ

[Anonymous No.]

oh ok thank you good to know

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388534
Thank you, I appreciate you for shedding light on this question when no one else answered me.

>>19388510
BTW it is just one novel, your welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

Nama sensei is baby japanese level and he also uses romaji, doesn't help that he's drunk as fuck too

Good comedy though

[Anonymous No.]

in case anyone is still confused nhkがようｋそ is 1 novella

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus guys, nhk にようこそ is only ONE novel

[Anonymous No.]

it's romanji
also NHKへようこそ only has one novel

[Anonymous No.]

NHKでようこそ

[Anonymous No.]

how's my Japanese
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0ALuFICtbYG

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388589
Could you do a recording without the penis in your mouth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388589
fake and gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388589
I've heard Korean fetuses speak better Japanese than that

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388593
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0JK84hKjVfT

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388589
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1jsW88M34Vc

[Anonymous No.]

Yo what the fuck I didn't know Marine posted here DJTからようこそ

[Anonymous No.]

actual cringe

[Anonymous No.]

how the fuck do I sound like nukemarine

[Anonymous No.]

butt fuckin bobby strikes again

[Anonymous No.]

Dunno it's probably the dick in your mouth lol

[Anonymous No.]

By the way nukemarine is streaming right now. Just letting you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388651
>nukemarine
Yea . . . epic

[Anonymous No.]

can someone just tell nuke marine its okay to learn nihongo

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388659
Now you understand why is it not nice to compare anyone in this thread to nukemarine

[Anonymous No.]

how do i pronounce ぜ? ze or je, j being a combination of z and j

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388679
je, where j represents a y sound

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388679
je, where j represents an dj sound

[Anonymous No.]

welcome to ゼィーット

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388692
if this isnt in the next op im becoming an uppercase poster

this is your warning

[Anonymous No.]

welcome to hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388700
What is wrong with being able to type and post in proper sentences?

[Anonymous No.]

when you get a little older youll understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388715
I want to understand now.

[Anonymous No.]

He means his arthritis kills him every time he reaches for the shift key

[Anonymous No.]

thankfully i dont have arthritis i just dont give a fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388717
it all starts with thinking that youre doing what is right and proper

next thing you know youre running 4 hour arguments about the most efficient way to pretend to learn japanese

the key to being a good poster is to not give a fuck and giving a fuck starts with shift

[Anonymous No.]

its only a sweet bonus that sometimes it really fucks with esls

[yung jamal or w/e !K/1sx/RVXY No.]

Besides, at this point, would you really want to live in a world that looks like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388748
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388723
this is enlightening can i be your diciple

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388754
crybabies across the globe

[Anonymous No.]

But the earth is flat

[Anonymous No.]

I make productive posts when I come across Japanese I find intriguing, ask questions after exhausting other resources and try to help people when they ask genuine questions themselves.

You on the other hand seem to be under the impression that this thread is your personal shitting ground and that you are somehow entitled to make this a worthless, unproductive place for us, who still interpret DJT as a collection of Japanese learners, to spend their time on. You are a fucking piece of shit and I hope you get a trip so I never have to see any more drivel coming out of you, you worthless fucking waste of space. The worst thing is that instead of reporting you and driving you off the thread, new people that don't know any Japanese anyway are delighted they can partake in shitting in the thread. You have truly left your mark, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19385370
I genuinely thought you'd write the 月 first, then the 幺, 言, 幺, then 刂 before moving on to write 長, 馬, 長, finishing the 心 and finally 'enclosing' them all with the good old ⻌. But turns out I was wrong. Dammit, gonna need to brush up on my stroke orders again!

[Anonymous No.]

it's funny because the new dekinai actually believe this
the fact is that lowercase posters have demonstrated far higher potential to nihongo than uppercase posters and regularly engage in worthwhile discussions
you take offense to shitposting about shit topics
consider not posting about shit topics in the first place as they are the actual problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388791
sounds like youre just blinded by hate and see only what you want to see

its fine djt was totally productive before i came along thats why its been talking about flashcards and rtk and the first 10 pages of yotuba for years

face it djt is the nukemarine of learning communities and its only recently weve started to pry you fucks out of your rut

[Anonymous No.]

In the eyes of 日本語様 we're all the same because kanji don't have cases

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388791
>You on the other hand seem to be under the impression that this thread is your personal shitting ground
I am guilty of this!

[Anonymous No.]

to quote the famous movie fight club

you are not your fuckin kanji grid

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388810
give me examples of these "worthwhile discussions"

[Anonymous No.]

"Is it NHKにようこそ or NHKへようこそ"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388862
i got a better one
give me examples of worthwhile discussions that did not involve the grace of lowercase

[Anonymous No.]

this guy doesnt even know death note what a fucking poser

[Anonymous No.]

ね　ね
涼しい飲み物は物って何?
瑞々しい水
おやじょうだん

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388723
>giving a fuck starts with shift
Just like this guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388911
do what

[Anonymous No.]

>Japanese people explaining dad jokes
it's so worth it learning all those kanji, vocab and grammar

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388998
why do you call puns dad jokes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19389033
are you disagreeing with the assertion or asking for an explanation
daily english thread has just begun, get the popcorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387915
It seems like the Japanese know the meaning, but not the reading. I suppose at certain point the Japanese don't check/memorize the readings when they look things up on the dictionary.

[Anonymous No.]

私好き、
おっぱいすきだ、
ほんとうに。

[Anonymous No.]

>>19389042
readings belong to words
it wasn't until yesterday I sat down and forced myself to memorize that 南東 is read なんとう despite having known on both an intellectual and intuitive level for half a decade that 南 and 東 are read なん and とう in sinic words
the reader needs to be exposed to the word on a regular basis in both text and verbal form to memorize the reading

[Anonymous No.]

>>19389033
Got this from http://eigohakken.blog.fc2.com/blog-entry-749.html, which call them 'dad jokes'.

I'm an ESL, so if that wasn't "dad joke" enough, I apologize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19389075
A bit easier, but getting to a high level of proficiency not all that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19389075
for next year?
new years resolutions are the surest sign of a dekinai you can find so it will be hard
to answer your question, kanji will be slightly easier but the language itself wont be much easier or harder for you than westerners, to my understanding

[Anonymous No.]

>>19389091
For this year, I realise I am a couple of months late

[Anonymous No.]

new years resolution strikes again

[Anonymous No.]

>>19389139
Sorry that wasn’t meant as a reply

[Anonymous No.]

>>19389141

Shit I meant that to say 北朝船 oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't do more, please.

[Anonymous No.]

夏の懐かしさ

[Anonymous No.]

>>19389141
i assume the point wasn't as much demonstrating the concept as giving specific examples of the english dad jokes that japan is missing out on

[Anonymous No.]

>>19389188
おい、あのゲイな警察官を聞きましたか？

ひまわりさんと呼ばれてると聞きましたよ

[Anonymous No.]

彼の隠し事はなんだ？

[Anonymous No.]

>>19389342
描く仕事だ

[Anonymous No.]

>>19389385
俺の大事な業務は柔らかい物(ドルなど)を両腕に囲むです.

抱く仕事

[Anonymous No.]

>he did RTK
fkn retards

[Anonymous No.]

can someone explain 透過 because i cant get much context besides slime girls in the summer and "permeate", seems related to transparent but its pretty unclear

[Anonymous No.]

>>19389672
loan from chinese
being clear
light passing through a translucent body

[Anonymous No.]

>>19389675
thank you

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I just can't be fucked anymore. I've got all the best books, genki, japanese for busy people, udemy courses, audio books out the ass and I've lived here for 4 years.

How do I get out of this lazy cunt mode

[Anonymous No.]

>>19389756
first of all stop using the shift key
follow that up with a healthy dose of don't study just read (and listen)
a balanced diet is all you need

[Anonymous No.]

Reading's a meme

[Anonymous No.]

new cards after or before reviews?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19389771
don't read, just study

[Anonymous No.]

>>19389772
always before, gives you proper control over learning intervals

[Anonymous No.]

>>19389772
before makes more sense but it makes almost no fucking difference

[Anonymous No.]

>>19389783
>makes more sense
idk, when I was in school we used to review the previous lesson at the beginning of each class, as a refresher.

[Anonymous No.]

When 中 is used to mean in the middle of something like 戦争中 is it pronounced naka or chuu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19389875
You can't learn reading Japanese without consuming voiced media.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Amerifriends had a blast while I was gone again, it seems.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it a good idea to start reading Mahyo right after Tae Kim grammar guide or is it too hard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19390165
It's a good idea to read compelling comprehensible content

[Anonymous No.]

>>19390165
It's a good idea to start Yotsuba, realize how boring it is and switch to Naruto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19389870
>waaaaah waaaah stop asking stupid questions on my stupid thread
If you're so superior, why do feel the need to make a whole scene about it?
You're like those fags who keep complaining about reality shows or stupid comments on stupid websites, but keep watching those nonetheless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19390222
The fuck are you reading, pal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19390253
I wish I fucking knew.
If you want context its a guy in a futuristic space suit flying a stealth fighter while musing about the time travelling (?) girl he met who is possibly his mom from another timeline and also has tried to kill him multiple times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19390222
What's your best guess at what it means?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19390266
something along the lines of "my mom's ass doesn't look good on her" or "she'll never have my mom's ass" or something fucking retarded like that

everything my brain comes up with sounds so fucking stupid i feel like it literally can't be right

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19390318
She's not very good at makeup. She looks wildly different in some videos. Alternatively, her make up doesn't play well with whatever lightning equipment she has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388003

Kangxi Radical deck is a way better use of your time from what I've seen. What better way to differentiate kanji than learning the parts in a fraction of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19389075
easy because you share a lot of readings with nips

[Anonymous No.]

>>19390331
I'd love Misa's videos if they were half their length. I just tried to watch a video on ONE way to say "if" and it's 30-40 mins long. Aside from that she's pretty good - like a video version of Tae Kim/Genki with some native speaker knowledge thrown in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19390261
Having your mom wipe your ass isn't cool.
Look up けつにもつ in a j-j.

[Anonymous No.]

Yotsuba and NHK easy are too hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>19390353
So is my dick, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know Japanese but it doesn't look scary to me. It's just symbols. Maybe you're a coward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19389855
It functions as a suffix ahd therefore is ちゅう。

[Anonymous No.]

>>19384100
You have never seen the infamous 58-stroker in the word for biang-biang noodles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19390384
You actually only have to read one line word at a time.

[Anonymous No.]

i dont know dude im sure we can find authentic nihonjim on twitter that say they cant read 40% of that..

[Anonymous No.]

Hi, My names Josh. I really love Japan and Japanese cutlure. I'm taking my time to learn the language and more about Japan as a whole including current trends and history. I'd greatly appreciate if someone can accurately translate these phrases for me. The most accurate translations will be sent funds via PayPal just include your email address in your reply. Thank you for your participation.

A list of phrases to help me participate in coversations with other natives and speakers.

1. Phrases for translation.

"I'm still learning." "I'm not that great." "I'll try my best." "What are your interests?" "How are you today?" "How have you been feeling recently?" "What reoccurring thought brings you the most happiness?" "You're amazing." "I don't understand." "Can you please teach me?" "Where is your biggest travel destination?" "What profession are you studying to exel in?" "I like the way your mind works." "I'd like to speak more with you." "You're fascinating." "Can we spend more time together later?" "I'm busy at the moment." "You're a really nice person." "Will you be my friend?" "I'll try." "I'll do it." "How difficult is it?" "I really enjoy your content." "The thoughts you share make me smile." "Do you watch sports?" "What's your favorite sport?" "Who are your favorite media creators?" "What genre of music do you enjoy most?" "Who is your favorite artist?" "Let's get started." "I'll help." "Well then..." "Try me." "What's the most exiting activity you've ever done?" "Are you in love? Do you have a spouse?" "What guilty pleasures do you have?" "What's your biggest positive influence?" "You're perfect just the way you are. I'm proud to call you my friend." "That's perfect." "Isn't that dangerous?" "Doctor/Fireman/Paramdic Driver/Policeman/Desk Job/Construction Worker/Artist." "I'm learning Japanese but I'm still not very good at it yet." "Exciting." "You're a pleasant spectacle to witness." "The only option I have is to improve relentlessly." "Can you please teach me more?" "Can I contact you by email?" "Can I add you on social media?" "Knowlege is a very valuable asset." "I will start a brand and multiple businesses to create a passive income." "That's fair." "I hope you enjoy yourself." "I enjoy being in your company."(Around/in vicinity of) "You're a great teacher." "I appreciate your guidance." "I appreciate your assistance." "Are you a native Japanese resident?" "Is your heritage Japanese?" "What nationality are you?" "You are inspiring."/"You are an inspiration." "To learn more effectively I must develop stricter discipline." "Do you play video games? What's your favorite game?" "Do you watch anime? Which anime character from which anime best represents you or do you feel like you can relate to the most?" "Take your time." "No worries." "I want to create art such as Music, Drawings, Paintings, Videos, and all sorts of media that can inspire our current; and future generations." "We can learn together." "I'll teach you English if you'd like." "I'm my own boss." "Please help me on my conquest to building an empire." "Aspiring to new heights." "I really want to visit..." "Your smile is beautiful." "Your personality is wonderful." "Please be my friend." "If you really desire something you will pursue it no matter what it takes." "I'm not sure if that's correct." "How can I check?" "I extend to you my fullest amount of gratitude." "It is an honor to be associated with someone such as yourself." "Ideas so vivid that anyone who is exposed to them can instantly envision them within their own mind." "Let's do it together." "You have a kind heart." "Reality is what we make of it." "What's your favorite genres of media content to consume?" "You are very intelligent." "You are beautiful." "Delicious." "It tastes amazing." "Please give me a moment while I eat." "What's your favorite food?" "What's your favorite fruit?" "Are you a daytime or nightime type of person?" "How early do you wake up every day?" "That is not common."/"That is common." "What terrifies you?" "Nothing scares me." "I really can't think of any fears that I have." "I still have a lot to learn." "My name is ___. But you can call me _." "What is your age?" "I was born in ____." "What activities do you enjoy spending the most time doing?" "You're beautiful." "Everything you do amazes me."

[Anonymous No.]

>>19391011
already tried on plebbit
https://www.reddit.com/r/LearnJapanese/comments/8x5pwp/help_me_please_with_some_japanese_ill_pay_the/

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19391011
most of these can be expressed with the simple phrase:
わたしはゲイです。

[Anonymous No.]

what do you say when somebody finds out you are learning jap and asks
>SAY SOMETHING IN JAPANESE

[Anonymous No.]

>someone hit and run'd my car and had to waste my entire afternoon doing paper work at the police station instead of studying japanese
LITERALLY even god doesn't want me to learn this language

[Anonymous No.]

wtf i love you guys right now

[Anonymous No.]

Your cat's ugly as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19391207
"iku iku ikuuu" "ahh~"

[Anonymous No.]

>That feeling when you have been reading a vn for 2 hours and it was just the prologue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19391315
Me with Axanael, I read for so long and thought I put a decent dent into it then the opening played.

[Anonymous No.]

青春だなあ

[Anonymous No.]

>>19391373
fuck off Gai sensei

[Anonymous No.]

Sup my fellow negros.

I recently started to learn Japanese. Pretty much all I've done so far is learn Hiragana. I can recognize the characters but I am far from reading them fluently.
I was wondering how well you advanced guys can read them; just like the Latin alphabet? How long did it take you to read fluently?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19391399
Reading isn't what you think it is. Even in latin you can't read by that definition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19391399
Just read more. Asking "how long does it take for x to get better" is the most retarded question i see asked here all the time. People progress at different paces, just keep reading and don't worry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19391399
the more you do something the easier and more automatic it gets

spend time doing that instead of askin stupid shit dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>19381071
That is pretty funny, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19391495
Sorry, your circumstancial evidence means nothing to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>can't tell when one word ends and another begins
>can't tell small つ apart
>brain won't compute the meaning of a word if it's written in hiragana and I learned the kanji

Jesus this is so hard lel

[Anonymous No.]

>>19391542
The I just started reading starter pack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19391524
One data point is better than zero data points :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>19391552
Yeah no shit buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>19391561
this is a thread for native japanese speakers idiot baka (＾◡＾)っ╰⋃╯ SNIP SNIP

[Anonymous No.]

>>19390384
What is the の in 微かな笑みの doing here? Is it not unneeded?

[Anonymous No.]

how many baka gaijins can you fit inside a bottle?

[Anonymous No.]

Why is it so hard to learn nip..

[Anonymous No.]

I'll be pissed if this thread gets banned in the next 2 years before I learn Japanese. Then I won't be able to help newfriends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19391755
yeah after 2 years you'll be n3 like nukemarine and the rest of the piggies helping each other here

[Anonymous No.]

>>19391733
explanatory I guess, rather than merely declarative

[Anonymous No.]

How the fuck do I add characters to the selection made by Kanjitome? Say if the word in question has 4 characters but the program will only highlight the first two. In the help section it says:

>If too many characters are selected, click the selected row to clear it. You can also use hotkeys Alt+W and Alt+Q to add or remove characters from selection.

Is this how I'm supposed to do it? Alt+W doesn't do anything when I click it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19390384
What do you think the button on the left side of あ is for?