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Monstergirl thread

Oldsnake edition

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You didn't put monster girls in the title. The autists will be pissed.

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>on page 9
>suddenly 404

I blame anon

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>They said threads would be safe here
>They said there is no need to worry

The end is beginning, is you're monster waifu prepared for the twilight days?

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>>12532819
Shut your fucking face doomsayer anon. Nothing is wrong.

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>>12532816
Whoops

Don't normally make threads

Can't delete this anymore either. Thanks moot

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>Didn't put monster girl in the title
>Didn't include any of the links what so ever
Why are autists so impatient?

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>>12532826
It is as >>12532816 foretold

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>>12532828
Even Ann Frank could see idiots complaining about little things coming from a mile away.

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>>12532828
If somebody can't make the OP correctly they don't need to make the damn OP.

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>>12532832
Well we're stuck with it so stop whinging about it and talk about monstergirls.

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put the lolishits in their place, post delicious health

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>>12532831

God damn it Randal, how many times to I have to tell you!? You're thinking of Helen Keller

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>>12532835
She's a little beyond healthy.

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>>12532822
>Thread gets prematurely deleted on Page 9 with multiple threads behind it
>Suddenly deleted
>"Everything is fine, nothing is amiss."

This is /a/ all over again. History will repeat itself.

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Reposting update since the last thread 404'd oddly quick. Alp Adventures Ch. 10 is done now that I got over my struggle with chronic laziness. Alp bullying and sexy times abound.

http://pastebin.com/UjYUYEvY

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>>12532842
Don't overreact now. Let's just calmly assess the situation.

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>>12532842
Hey, we've got images again. Maybe the Janitor thought he was doing us a favor.

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I wonder, if I lived in MGC and came across a violent rapist, like and amazon or oni and she was in a bad mood, would she just break my arms and legs to stop me from resisting and stuff my mouth with a filthy rag to stop my screams of pain?
Would any passerby even care enough to call an ambulance after it's over or would I have to crawl to the hospital using my broken limbs?
I don't think I want to live in MGC.

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>>12532839

Are you saying there's a such a thing as too much health?

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>>12532819
It's succucucks fault
Purge them

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>>12532842
Janitor probably thought it would be easier to delete the thread then try to clean up 1000 shit/meta posts.

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>>12532835
I'll rek ur shit m8.

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>>12532845
You're writing again?

>>12532850
Yes.

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>>12532852
Hopefully that's the case.
Especially considering how abysmal last thread was.

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>>12532857

>Yes.

A little chub never hurt anybody.

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>>12532837
Then who the fuck is Ann Frank?

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>>12532861
As long as we don't go over the line into fat girls, then we'll be alright.

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>>12532850
Is he trying to say that too much health is unhealthy?

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>>12532849
There are probably people, both man and monster who fight to keep the streets safe in MGC.
There are probably those who can bring back the light. There has to be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpSHC1dqX1o

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>>12532865
That's actually too much. Please stop.

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>>12532865
>All that backboob
That's actually mildly unappealing.

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I'm guessing all those dating service respondents will never get results. What a shame.

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>>12532868
No. Please.

More healthy cow girls.

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>>12532835
>>12532865
This is tumbrl-feminist tier fat
Stop that shit

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>>12532857
>You're writing again?
Yeah. Had a brain fart that lasted weeks when trying to figure out where to take chapter 10.
Had numerous scraps and rewrites. Even if Alp Adventures is just a silly short chapter here and there I still have my moments of overdrive autism if it doesn't seem quite right to me.

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>>12532878

>I don't like how a thing looks so that means it's tumblr

adorable

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>>12532873
I already know my waifu anyway.

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>>12532877
I'll post some slightly healthy girls, but not the crap you've been posting. Seriously.

>>12532879
I thought you stopped writing entirely.

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>>12532873
There's always the archive.

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>>12532884
>I thought you stopped writing entirely.
Are you mistaking me for Alpanon?

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>>12532886
I guess I am.
I guess he did pussy out.

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>>12532881
That was fat as fuck, retard

>>12532864
>>12532884
This is chubby/healthy

That shit was feminist-tier fat

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>>12532887
Guess I should have added the spoiler that I added to my post in the last thread.
Because I write Alp Adventures I end up getting mistaken for Alpanon quite a bit, it seems. But no, I am not Alpanon.
I just happened to name my little series Alp Adventures without previously knowing about him.

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>>12532888
I don't think I've ever seen someone use that term on anything.

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If you want to move to a thread with a proper OP, make one now.

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>>12532893
I see.
It's similar to how half of the characters in my little series have the same names as characters from the stories of other writefags.

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>>12532896
How about "Don't because that's a quick way to get on the janitor's shitlist"?

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>>12532896
And repeat the tragedy that happened the last time we did that on /a/?

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>>12532900
Or maybe he'll notice and this one will be deleted instead? I'm betting on that one.

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>>12532888

I'd hardly count either of those as examples of anything close to chubby. Their just your standard girls with big tits and an hourglass figure. If you want an example of a lady that's actually plump/chubby/whatever you wanna call it, just look at Uno Makoto's works.

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>Monster Girl City.
>Be at a board meeting for the company I own.
>We're looking to come up with a new sales angle, a new marketing pitch, product idea, anything for us to get back on our feet after the Dragon-owned Reverse Scale Corporation 'acquired' our Eastern branch.
>I've managed to get a very famous and successful Tanuki to come in and help us out.
>Speak of the devil, she shows up, walks alongside the meeting table that's at the same height as her head.
>She pulls herself into a chair at the head and places a book on the table.
>"Gentlemen, I've got an idea in this book, that will save you."
>"Of course I'm not going to part with this li-"
"Oh wow, are you a raccoon?"
>My idiot intern blurts out.
>"...So anyway, I'm going to give this to you fo-"
"Hello little raccoon! Are you hear to raid our rubbish bins?"
>"Does this kid have a problem?"
>"Sorry, sorry, he's new, he's probably just not used to seeing a Tanu-"
"Oh my god your suit it tailored so your little raccoon tail can fit through! That's so cute!"
>The Tanuki snaps, leaping out of the chair she sprints at the intern and tackles him into the wall.
"Oh you're a feral little thing aren't you?!"
>She keeps punching him and everyone's afraid to stop her.
"Bad raccoon! I don't have any food!" He says laughing.
>"THAT'S IT! YOU CAN FORGET IT, THIS COMPANY CAN ROT!"
>"Miss Tanuki plea-"
>"NO!" She screams, stomping out with her tail swishing furiously.
>Damn interns.

Such is life in Monster Girl City.

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>>12532905
Seriously, Don't. It's a bad Idea anon. Quit whining and just talk about monstergirls.

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>>12532905
I wouldn't bet on it. Just deal with the thread not having a title and kinks for now, and continue on as if nothing is wrong.

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>>12532899
Bad thing is I get mistaken for Alpanon because of the title of my series and people don't bother even looking based on that. I've had at least 4 separate occasions where the conversation has literally gone:
>Oh, you write that? I never read it because I thought Alpanon wrote it.
Shit sucks, yo.

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Stop wasting images, faggots

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>>12532920
It's not that bad, but I can see what you're saying.

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>>12532924
Its still shitposting if you're being ironic.

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>>12532927
Why does the Holstaurus so make the best wife?

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>>12532954
Why is the sky blue? Why is the grass green? Why are boobs good? How does the posi-track rear on a Plymouth work?

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>Deleted thread
>Shit op
>Paladins literally going scorched earth

Does this spell the end for mgt?

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>>12532975
Yes
Abandon ship

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>>12532975
No, stop over reacting.
Seriously.

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>>12532975
Stop overreacting you thin skinned wuss.

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>You ask your tiger-waifu, "Where do you want to go tonight, hon?"
>"I've heard about this place not too far that serves a great Ceviche!" she says.
>"I swear, this woman and her penchant for raw meat," you think to yourself.
>You both walk down to the restaurant, and grab a table.
>"Damn, this stuff is really good," you think to yourself.
>Dinner gets eaten up quickly, but you're both in the mood to hang around for some cocktails.
>You both enjoy your time chatting with each other, over your drinks.
>"Wait, what time is it?" you suddenly think to yourself.
>You've stayed at the restaurant, drinking for longer than you'd intended.
>You realize you're pretty tipsy, and so is she.
>"Time to head out, don't you think?" you mention.
>"Sure honey, let's go," she replies.
>You both make your way out of the restaurant.
>"Hey honey-"
>"Yes you can absolutely hunt me tonight," you cut her off with.
>For some reason you're feeling a bit more competitive tonight.
>She gives a big toothy grin and starts the countdown.
>You take off down the sidewalk and cut down a couple alleyways.
>Suddenly you see a manhole cover.
>You pause for a sec and regain your bearings.
>"Genius!" your intoxicated mind tells itself.
>It's only like, 5 blocks up and 3 over to reach your buddy's place.
>"I'll use the sewer system to travel all covert style, and it'll hide my scent!"
>You open the cover and descend the ladder.
>You checked before going all the way down to make sure there was a walkway so you wouldn't have to wade through nasty sludge.
>You make a mad dash down the walkway in the closest direction towards your buddy's apartment.
>Once you feel like you've gone an appropriate distance, you find the nearest manhole cover and exit.
>"Not far from here," you giggle to yourself.
>"She's gonna expect me to be heading towards home, this'll surprise her."
>You make it to your friend's apartment building, go to his floor, and knock on the door.

Word limit reached. Continuing.

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>>12532912
The best part of an otherwise mediocre movie.

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>>12532992
>implying the intern wouldn't fuck her fuzzy jew tail like an onahole

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>>12532995
I found that movie to be pretty bad.

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>>12533003
Fugg I mean >>12532912 onviously

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You're at a family resturant, and some douchebag intentionally knocks over your young daughteru's juice.

What do you do?

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>>12532877
Morbidly obese is not healthy, in fact it is a leading cause of death in every first world nation. There's nothing wrong with a little chub, but there is a fucking line. "Healthy" is meant to be exactly that; enough body fat for proper bodily function and pleasantly squishy cuddles, NOT enough for heart failure and diabetes.

More importantly you risk encouraging 3dpd landwhales by posting this shit. Do you know what happened to me today? I got hugged by a landwhale. I didn't ask for it, I didn't encourage it, I didn't want it, but she did it anyways. Just walked right up to me and hugged me! In public! I don't even know her that well, she's just some random classmate. I felt so violated I went home and cried in the shower. Do you know whose fault this is? Yours! You and people like you encouraging them! This shit wouldn't happen without you making them think it's alright!

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>>12533023
You're acting like a baby over the land whale, but you're right.

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>>12532992

>No answer.
>Your brain then finally reminds you, he told you he'd be out of town this week.
>"Ehh, not a problem anyway," you think.
>He gave you a key to his place so you could by whenever.
>You dig out the key, open the door, and start making yourself at home.
>You chill on the couch, watch TV, etc.
>Suddenly it dawns on you how long it's been.
>You check your phone, it's almost 3 in the morning.
>Your tiger-waifu hasn't tried calling.
>Was she that engulfed in the hunt?
>Suddenly the door opens.
>It's your tiger-waifu.
>"Oh crap," you think to yourself.
>You forgot to lock the door, not that it'd be able to stop her.
>And you then realize why the hell wouldn't she eventually check places you like to hang out.
>She's breathing pretty heavily.
>Sweat forms at your brow.
>You curl your mouth into a trembling smile.
>"H-hi...hon," you manage to squeak out.
>Pic Related is the last thing you see before the rest of that particular night goes dark.
>You wake up in the morning, in your friend's bed.
>Your pelvis is a bit more sore than usual.
>What shocks you the most is actually the fact that you're the one doing the spooning to your still-sleeping tiger-waifu.
>"How the hell did I manage this?" you think to yourself.
>You nuzzle the side of her face with yours, wanting to doze off for a bit more sleep while embracing her.
>The last thing that crosses your mind before falling back to sleep is, "I'm probably gonna have to wash these sheets for him before he gets back."

End.

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>Shit, the monster-girl threads are all low-quality circle-jerk of 3 people
>I need to recruit more people
>I can not include any topic, that will make them see the thread!

>>12532816
>>12532826

It is as they say, OP, can you try to NOT make this any more painful than it already is?

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>>12533031
>Filtering threads

Literally the most autistic thing anyone can do. Is it really that hard to ignore something? I mean just close your eyes.

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>>12533033
They're too autistic to do that. They must openly display their displeasure with us, to show us just how much we have offended them.

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>>12533004
I did too I was just trying to be nice in case somebody actually liked it.

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>>12533025
I got hug-raped anon. The succubi lynch people for that shit.

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>>12533031
Nobody cares.

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>>12533041
If they liked it, then they liked it. We're not here to judge eachther's tastes.

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>>12533044
>The succubi lynch people for that shit.
But they're the ones doing the raping.
They'd probably lynch you for disliking it.

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>Check pastebin
>my latest upload, The Search for More Money, was removed

What the fuck happened?

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illias please save this poor soul from temptation

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>>12533057
I recognize Hathor and Amaterasu, is the third Ra?

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>>12533057
Praise Illias!

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>>12533059
I believe so.

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>>12533061
>Loli

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>>12533057
>Two Egyptian deities
>Random Japanese bitch
Muh autism

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>>12533050
They aren't too big on semi-platonic shows of non-lewd affection. That's the sort of thing perverts do in back-alleys.

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>>12533064
>not liking loli
Alp, pls go

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>>12533057
Oh sweet Illias look at that radiance!

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>>12533069
They'd probably assume she was going to rape you and that was foreplay.

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>>12533068
Shall we throw in quetz-chan?

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>>12533044
You should try to sue her feminist style
Say that gender is social construct and she was clearly in male rapist role when she almost raped a little girl like yourself

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>>12533077
Why not throw in a female Marok while we're at it?

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>>12533070

>not wanting to put your dick in a child means you're an alp

reminder that milfs > lolishit
reminder that daughterus are not for dicking

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>>12533088
I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister.

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>>12533088
>Succubus mother always stealing daughter's boyfriend

Who'd want some old hag anyway?

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>>12533092
Is she an older sister?

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>>12533088
>not dicking daughteru
What a faggot

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What about insects other than moth?

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>>12533094
But they probably don't age so they both look the same age.

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>>12533095
Sure.

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>>12533061
I want to irrumate that Ilias.

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>>12532975
Oh look, it's doomsayer-sama. How've you been?

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>>12533097
Remember when mantis was flavor of the month? Me neither

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>>12533101
>irrumate
What?

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>>12533030
This scenario scares me and makes my heart feel sick and heavy. Why?

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>>12533104
Insect monster girls aren't very popular in general. Everyone's more into Arachnid types.

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>>12533100
>succuslut
Nope
I thought it would be fluffy tail

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>>12533110
>hating on Succubi
And here I thought you weren't a megabusta.

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>>12533106
>he doesn't know about irrumation
it's mouthrape anon

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>>12533118
Basically sex with any part of the body that isn't a vagina or anus.

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>>12533115
tfw no lawful lewd succubutts waifu

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>>12533099
"Eh, I've been banging your mother this whole time?! I thought it was you! I knew it was weird that you suddenly got really good every Tuesday and twice on Thursdays..."

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>>12533127
>"That explains why you let me fuck you in the ass on Saturday and Sunday, when you wouldn't let me do it any other day."

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>>12533107

That rape face, probably?

But she's your tiger-waifu, Anon. She loves you.

She doesn't want to destroy your body. Just ravage it.

Plus, look how cute she can be.

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>>12533136
Naw I don't think it was the pelvis shattering. I think it was like a tidal wave of kneejerk jealousy and insecurity. Like how did she know to go to the guys friend's place? Is she there often? I honestly thought that as he walked into his friend's place he's find her there, sucking his dick or something. I dunno, I know its irrational as fuck but his friend who is "out of town" and who the fuck knows what she could get up to whilst you're hiding from her in this "hunt". Never really had this reaction to reading something before. And now I just feel sick.

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>>12533136
It still didn't feel right. Like seeing cats and dogs living together, an unbullied Cyclops, or Bob not being a fag.

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http://pastebin.com/hxXQFje5

New chaptor of Laska & Me, it's very nice.

>You will never have Lydia as a mother

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>>12533109
>"Tonight, you."
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75kHq9cHSEg

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>>12533123
>Lawful Pure, Neutral Pure, Chaotic Pure
>Lawful Lewd, Neutral Lewd, Chaotic Lewd
>Lawful Rape, Neutral Rape, Chaotic Rape

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>>12533153
This guy gets it

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>>12533141

I mean, I didn't really mean for this story to be something for someone to dig deep into. I'm not a writefag, I've only ever done a few greentext short stories, a couple people said they liked them so I just thought they'd be fun to continue.

Literally all I thought when writing this was, "He decides to throw her off by going somewhere else, his friend isn't there, she would eventually find him there because she knows where some of his friends live, and she wanted to have her way with him a little harder that night because he made her go to extra effort.

If my story upset you, then I'm sorry.

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>>12533159
Naw man not your fault, no need to apologise. Keep doin' what you're doin' OC is never bad.

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>>12533097
I like ants and bees (and wasps)
Would feed all other insects to my spider waifu though

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>>12533153
So where does this girl fall under?

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>>12533141
It's okay anon, I'm extremely paranoid and insecure too.
What you need is a yandere waifu.

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>>12533165
Under "Impregnate and never call back"

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>>12533136
Gotta love her face in the middle right panel

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>>12533168
Rude

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>>12533167
I-I'm not usually. Maybe you're right, though. The women I like most usually have a caveat of "need". Take monstergirls for example. They "need" your spiritual energy specifically, if you're into that kinda cannon. Like, once they've had you, you're it. And before I found monstergirls it was shit like vamps, who'd need you for a safe/secure foodsource ontop of the relationship.

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>>12533172
She can handle a kid on her own. she's a strong independent woman.

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>>12533173
Vampires are monster girls, though.

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>>12533175
I'd call her back, though...

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>>12533165
Under "purge immediately" like all other succubi

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>>12533177
But you'd never experience drama over your kid going out on an adventure to find out who her dad is.

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>>12533176
I guess I mean before I found out that monstergirls were a thing.

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>>12533182
How about I'm separated from the two through reasons out of my control?

That option as all the drama with none of the hate.

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>>12533182
>wanting to meet some slut's demonspawn
No thanks.

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>>12533179
Why don't you and the other Edgeknights fuck off?

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>>12533182
Does it end with you dicking daughteru, impregnation her and not calling again?
The great circle of succusluts

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>>12533186
That could work.

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>>12533193
And in the end, I'm reunited with them, and we live together as a happy family once again, with me as the aloof but caring father.

Ah, yes, it's perfect!

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>>12533189
>worshipping soul stealing lust demons
Compared to yours, my edge is like a butter knife's.

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>>12533189
Or who don't you and your succusluts forcer friend fuck off?

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>>12533057
>you will never be the boobrest for 3 deities

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>>12533199
Butter knives used to be very sharp, Sonic the edgehog.

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>>12533173

You ever played Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines?

That was a pretty fun PC game, albeit buggy.

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>>12533191
Yes. This is how it has always been.

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>>12533202
>>12533199
>>12533189
Guys, guys, please.
We're still having a good thread. Let's not argue, but say we did when RecordAnon writes everything down. Okay?

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>>12533205
Be sure to get the unofficial patch if you try it. It fixes most stuff.

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>>12533199
>not worshipping haemorrhage fever inducing plague demons

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I've reuploaded my story that disappeared earlier. http://pastebin.com/2pFsmbej

Just what happened there?

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>>12533216
>http://pastebin.com/2pFsmbej
still doesn't show up.
as for the thread, I think a janitor deleted it because 3000 posts and no images

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>>12533057

I just asked my dick if that looked like an enviable situation to be in, and it said, "Yes!"

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>>12533222
>still doesn't show up
It's showing up for me.

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>>12533209
Noice
I always up for some daughteru dicking

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>>12533228
>http://pastebin.com/2pFsmbej
I see it now, last time I got, This paste is removed

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>>12533236
I wonder if this ever happened to anyone else?

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>>12533057
What's with those mosquito bites?

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>>12533244
>mosquito bites
What are you, some kind of queer, or one of them fags who likes overly fat women?

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>>12533244
awesome boob sizes, ok, big, but not overly so

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>>12533262
Just right.

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>Not liking big, soft, squishy foxes

http://exhentai.org/g/681319/30fda7a59a/

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>>12533274
>http://exhentai.org/g/681319/30fda7a59a/
>tag:Clit growth
>totally not futa, guys
>fluffy fox
I see you, Bob

[Anonymous No.]

I came back after a weekend of being in the dark and we got Ammy&Hathor while I was gone. This is most wonderful.

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>>12533274
Bob, stop being a fag.

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>>12533274
This kills the boner

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>>12533274
It's shit
It's way too fat, futa and tentacles are boring in general
0/10 apply yourself and your shittaste

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>>12533030
Holy fuck she's even more gorgeous than I ever imagined.

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>>12533286
>>12533292
>>12533296
>>12533300
You people are awfully picky.

http://exhentai.org/g/742690/c9e761cb5e/

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>>12533303
>awfully picky
my dick was soft the whole time, and I fap to some questionable shit, it's you who needs to raise your standards

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>>12533303

You gotta keep it as vanilla as possible here, anon. That's how they like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533303
>drugs
>ass hairs
Please kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533303
>wolf girl
continue
>pussy hair
I like
>hair around asshole
I'm out.
>>12533312
Bob pls

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>>12533303
>hairy armpits, inflation
>hairy
>drugs
>bad end
It's shit.
It's better than your first link but still shit
3/10 is maximum I can give you
Apply yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533314

Proving my point. Sooner or later you guys are just gonna be wanting to fuck holstauruses in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533321
do you not want to do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533321
>Holstaurus in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
HA-THOR! HA-THOR! HA-THOR!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533323

I do. I love cows.But you guys are so kneejerky to anything not vanilla that it's kinda adorable at times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533328
There are things I like, which do not belong in these threads, so I keep them out. but hairy armpits, drugs, hairy assholes, clit growth, that shit's nasty

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533333
Anon, do we really need to have this discussion?

You can see what it is on the ex link. Don't click it if you don't like the tags, but don't sit here and try to prevent it from being posted at all. You may not like it, but I'm sure others do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533333
Shit tastes, nice Quintuple

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533333
>hairy armpits are nasty
That's the one thing there I disagree with you on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533338
>others
ok, but there are three replies to it, one was mine, and the other two say that shit's nasty. It's possible a huge majority is fapping, but I doubt it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533344
Please stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533344
that's fur, not human smell pit hair.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, guys, here's an idea. Let's stop talking about nasty shit and talk about Big Boss' new dog instead. Would Didi be a Werewolf?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq56mjiwFzg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533345
Just remember that a lot of lurkers/others don't bother replying to something, even if they like it. Otherwise we'd just have a bunch of 'omg thanks op I cum on cat she hiss at penis' posts. Know what I mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533354
No, Didi would be a dumb girl who ruins things around the labs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533356
>dumb
But Didi is awesome. And adorable. And has a chuuni eye-patch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533355
This isn't Newgrounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533356
Would people trick her often due to her stupidity? Would they play her like a damn fiddle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533358
And my Dexter's Lab joke went over your head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533366
>Dexter's Lab
Never heard of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533368
I want underages to leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533368
How old are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533368
>never heard of it
What are you, 10?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533376
>>12533373
>>12533370
I'm 21 and I still haven't heard of it, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533378
That's what I figured. You're just too young to know about it. Not your fault man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533381
I can make inside jokes too.
>That was a thousand mark bill
There. Back to Monster Girls please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533378
You sicken me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533383
>Inside Joke

Holy shit Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533384
Please bully me more. With more pictures of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533376

Ooh, I like her. She looks like she could be the Holstaurus Barmaid from Richtor's story.

She's got the Christmas Cake look, the hair, doesn't have the blue heart-pupiled eyes, but if she had the spunky, playful, tomboy attitude, she'd be a shoe-in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533390
Bromont, you don't have to pretend to be anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533385
Well obscure cartoon references then.
>Dolf is justice!
There. Now we can talk about Monster Girls. Like what kind of a crew do Anya and Kapitan have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533397
>obscure cartoon
You just keep digging that hole Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533397
A crew with a lot of fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533390

I'm not Bromont, I'm the nameless Anon who did that tiger woman stuff at the top of this thread and in a couple of past threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533402
Then become Tigeranon or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533402

Obviously meant for >>12533394

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533402
You're right, Bromont would have typed with words full of confidence and a McRib in his mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

How about buttfucking a hairy Kagerou?

http://exhentai.org/g/712593/a960b3ebe5/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533398
>keep digging
Okay. I never watched The Wire, not once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533412

Hair happens.

What's more important is that the ass is fat.

Which it was, in that doujin, so thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533412
Hair aside, that was alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533411

And you're right, those are impossible tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533420
I know, right?

[Anonymous No.]

You monster daughter and a young boy are getting very close. Do you play match maker, or do you scare him by sitting on your porch with a bottle of alcohol, double barrel shotgun, and glaring at him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533421

I mean damn, I know Holstauri lean on the vanilla side, but they make those curves work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533424
>vanilla
What about one that's into kinky things? Like public sex, spanking, and making sex tapes and selling them? Or are you talking about a monster that's not very monstrous?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533426
I would most definitely a kinky holst

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533368
>>>/out/

[Anonymous No.]

these threads make me want to puke, people from /a/ are literally the worst scum on 4chan
look at all this misuse of the quoting feature, memes and the text reads like written by 12 year olds from reddit discovering their sexuality

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533431
Hey.

Thanks for posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533431
Nice attempt at baiting, mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533431
Fuck off and take your obese 2hu with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533431
which 2hu wud u fugg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533443
Certainly not a fucking raccoon piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533426

I was talking about them not being very monsterous "looking."

I wouldn't turn one down though, and yeah, kinky is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533426
>making sex tapes and selling them
This has got to be a common practice in MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533450
>buying sex tapes
can't be much of a market for them, all you have to do is leave a cum rag on your window sill and you'll never have to fap again. it's a conundrum

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533450
>young Wurm surfing through the internet
>stumbles across a porno
>watches all of it while masturbating
>realizes around the end that it involves her parents
>she freaks out over watching and touching herself to a porno with her parents in it
>she later confronts her parents about it later
>they tell her the truth
>and also tell her that she was conceived during that video
>she freaks out even more

>>12533448
So what if they aren't very monstrous looking? Vampires look EXACTLY like a human, minus the red eyes and sharp fangs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533447
poor tanukis being caught in the crossfire

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533463
>She forgets what video it was and does it again a week later

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533443
that's a cute little butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533447
gb2/pol/, you antisemite!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533472
As funny as that would be, I really don't like seeing Wurms being portrayed as being that dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533463

I like the typically portrayed personalities of Holstauri. Calm, easygoing, etc. Plus with Holstauri we can have horns, hooves, white and black-spotted hair. They can look exotic.

Vamps are just typically asshole humans who have powers and wants slaves, and elves are often haughty, "I'm much better than all these lowly creatures," humans with pointy ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533490
I really don't see the appeal of Vampires and Elves.
Darkelves I understand, but not regular ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533030
>Bueno

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533494
A regular Elf is a perfect cumdumpster. That's the point. You abuse them with your dick. And pull on their ears.

[Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma No.]

>>12533431
They'll leave eventually, just keep posting fetishes they don't agree with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533511
When you say ears, what you mean to be saying is handlebars.

[Anonymous No.]

Posted the fixed wallpaper from ch 27 on /d/ because snake tits
enjoy

[.less No.]

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[.less !!ANkVa/rBoMW No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>12533533

Ra and Quetz-chan lounging in the sun in swimsuits?

Possible sun-bro praising them in the background?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533533

Displacer Beast girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533533

Pic related, but with the monstergirls instead of normal human ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533057

>Dat Ra
Can we get some more of her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533533
Cow girls doing mindless things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533533

Think about what you're doing .less!

Last thread you did this we ended up getting swine-dled into a bunch of P'Orc puns!

[Anonymous No.]

Where are my slime bros at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532992
>>12533030
>>12533141

Hey Tigerbro, good to see another short of yours early in the morning.

Keep it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533533
Bus sized sandworm with a pink gooey loli hiding shyly behind one of its massive teeth. And it's blushing. The worm body, not the loli body

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533561

Thanks for enjoying, and for the compliment. : )

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533568
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533533
Mantis Shrimp and Pistol Shrimp Girls posing heroically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533431

The other day i was looking thru /jp/ threads and found one about wanting to suck dick and one posting in particular mentioned in great detail sucking dick at a glory hole. Is this a /jp/ thing?

Not that /a/ is any better but at least from my knowledge they don't actually suck dick. Unless that was a joke thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533057
Yes! I love it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533533
commander never

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533572
Hmm. Good point. What he said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533571
Sure, it's good to see that someone else is giving the tigers some love.

Still waiting for the short collection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533533
Janitor Kikimora
Like Scruffy, but adorable as hell.
Basically a half-expressionless kikimora dressed like a janitor - blue cap overalls, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532867
>hestillhashopeforman.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533590
I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533590
Scruffy IS adorable as hell, but I can still get behind this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533533
If you're still taking, trapdoor spider girl please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533590
Maybe she could be reading a porn magazine with a half-finished bag of potato chips on the table?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533560
Trapped in a bog of Suu. Poor bastards will never get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533533
die a horrible death

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533590
>Janny Kikimora
>The traditional /jp/ meido as a kikimora
Fixed for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533560
If you like slime girls, you might want to read this: http://oblimo.pbworks.com/w/page/5537575/IAT-Act-1

I didn't write it, but just sharing what was posted in another thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533611
She was killed off years ago, wasn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533533
miko/priestess holstaurus
breasts barely contained in the uniform

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533615
Hathor and her fertility cult are going viral. Praise that Sun! Praise it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533583

Ugh, umm I didn't save them or anything, just wrote them in the moment, but they weren't very long, so I could probably rewrite them in short time.

I've only done 3 now though. How much do you think would constitute a "collection?"

I don't ever want you to think I'm ungrateful. I love that you enjoy them. I'm just saying with daily life, my own lack of imagination, etc, I probably won't suddenly be able to deliver a lot of them for you at once. But like I said, I don't know how many would be considered a "collection."

What I can tell you is that I'll definitely start trying to think up a fourth short story. And start working on rewriting my first two, And I'm definitely going to save this third one I just did since you liked it.

Thanks again for giving me the kind comments. : )

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533525
Link to the post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533619
>: )

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533619
> :)

Never do that again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533616
>holst miko made to use a computer for the first time
>watch as she struggles to use it, then gets annoyed, frustrated, and she lactates heavily out of being upset

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533533
X-COM operatives encountering miscellaneous Monster Girls for the first time and being overpowered in the face of overwhelming sex appeal and pure, primal lust..

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, so if Yojimbo/A Fistful of Dollars was set in a Monster Girl setting, what would the two groups in control of the town be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533619
Whenever you fart something new, just write them down and save before posting.

Maybe if you end writing 10 or more shorts you can make a pastebin for them.

You're having some cool ideas so far, so keep it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533625
>>12533627

Doing the greentext thing over smiley emoticons makes you both look aggressively happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533640
Oni Sake Brewer
Arachne Silk merchant

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any particulat MG you would like to read about? I want to try a bit of a writing myself, but I am out of ideas, so if anything interests you, post it here so I can start putting it down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533649
Kikimora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533649
Kitsunes doing kitsune things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533649
Mantiseses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533533
Hathor and Ammy symmetrical docking and/or sandwiching a healthy dick, double paizuri

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533648
Sounds like a plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533655
Make that Solaire's dick and you're on to something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533649
Yandere shirohebi with a good end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533654
Seconded

[Anonymous No.]

Where's thread recap guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533654
Mantisi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533533
Dinosaur monster girls, like of ankylosaurus and pterodactyls

[Anonymous No.]

>you will nerver have such a big collection.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzqfFxmd-ks&feature=player_detailpage#t=397

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533672
Anguirus please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533533
PapixSuu double buttjob

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw the dating program never reached my request.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533680
>dating program
Oh I remember that and share your pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533680
What are you even talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533680
>>12533681

Some of us are fated to be alone, Anons.

Someone's gotta pay the price so others can have their happy endings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533680
I assumed he was going to continue it in the next thread.

I guess not
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533683
There was a survey last thread. You answered a few questions and then you got paired with a monster girl.

Mine wasn't done either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533687
>forever alone
I still have my nest of safety and cuddles, made even better by the presence of a radiator so I can feel the warmth of something other than myself.
...please come back to us dating program anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533690
>>12533687
>>12533681
>>12533680
You have to remember a billion people replied to that
It's going to be a while until you get results

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533681
>>12533687
>>12533688
Well, he said he wanted to continue on this one.

I fucking wish.

[Anonymous No.]

Yojimbo with Monster Girls.

Toyomori blew on his hands and rubbed them together as he walked. It was still autumn, but it couldn't be long before first snow. He needed to get through winter, and now was good a time as any to find a place to stay. He couldn't afford it though. Yes, Toyomori needed work. And where was he going to find it?
He was at a fork in the road, and all the while walking towards it he had been wondering which way to go. Obviously he wouldn't go back, but the choice of left or right remained. The road continued on and on into both directions without any significant landmarks as far as the eye could see, with nothing but brush growing on the roadside. There was no sign post to signify what lay in either direction. Toyomori sighed, this was not something he could afford to waste time on, and yet it was the most important decision he had to make in days. He had some small coins, this he would leave to fate. Heads or tails, left or right?
After the decision was made, Toyomori walked until he crossed over what had been the horizon, and then did it again. Some spindly oster was growing here now, and further along even pines. Hills rose up, and this made him grimace, his feet were awfully sore and hills meant more effort. The sun was going to set before he reached any settlement, that was clear now. At least he would reach a more wooded area and camp under a tree so he wouldn't wake up covered in snow.
Toyomori was regretting his decision to cross the wastelands, but since he didn't have a passport or any kind of papers to prove his identity, he had little choice in the matter. He needed to get into another country, and nobody patrolled the wasteland or the borders facing it.
He gathered as many twigs from the area as he could carry and made camp beneath a young but bushy pine and chewed on a piece of rye bread, his only meal after noon. Tomorrow he would find a town. Maybe. Hopefully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533620
http://i.4cdn.org/d/1411906203367.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533696
I think he did most of the requests on the last thread. He left with a few remaining, but more people came in after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533701
That guy is such a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533702
I feel bad for him. He has a lot of stuff on the table

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533702
>>12533705

Yeah he was pretty based, he got overwhelmed with replied though. Can't blame him if he doesn't feel like continuing either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533709
I don't think anyone could

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533620
Ctrl+f
those lovely snakeladies

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533696
I understand it will take a while and I'm willing to wait. I just didn't know if it was only for that thread or if the kind anon would do it until every reply was answered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533057

By Mothbro's caps lock, this is magnificent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533705
>>12533709
Oh well, he did an awesome job. Pretty fun to see what people got paired with.

Displacer girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533718
Yandere British CC Jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533721
This and motherly Ryu made me jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533721

Those greentext about her hunting games just made it better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533721
That Anon was lucky as hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533734
Dire Wolfu was a nice one too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533736
There was a lot of lucky Anon's looking back at it
It was like going to Vegas and everyone you see is just winning like someone rigged all the games to autowin

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533709
>>12533702
>>12533705
Does anyone have a link to the last thread if it's archived? I didn't get to see the last bits of the thread before it got deleted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533734
And that Anon was me.
I never saved that Switch one for obvious reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533680
>mfw I was 2 away from where he stopped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533741

>I never saved that Switch one for obvious reasons.

Too bad, that one was funny. Probably just for shits and giggles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533738
>Then you realize you never got yours.

>>12533741
I'm jealous, Anon. Jinko a best.

>>12533747
I share your pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533740
https://archive.moe/jp/thread/12526193/#12526193

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533741

>Saved a reply to a greentext but not the greentext itself

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533755
Thank you kind sir.

[Anonymous No.]

The Department of Reintegration here at Monstergirl City Correctional Facility #1 is back online with our dating parole, release, and house arrest program.

Now you aren't going to get some rich lonely Tigra Croft or slime royalty or perfect waifu because these are criminals trying to start their lives anew.

But I think you'll find these girls need your love more.

A reminder that we are not responsible for injuries or deaths associated with our program.
Another reminder that gator anon never picked up his match, and she's currently crying brokenhearted on the steps of the penitentiary. Somebody please volunteer to take her home before we have to lock her back up. >>12532686

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of gameshow would your monstergirl have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533762
>Dragon
Uhh, Raiding the Hoard? Contestants try to raid the lair and get through a series of traps to claim as much treasure as they can carry. After they leave the treasure chamber, the Dragon herself starts pursuing them. If they get caught, they get to join the hoard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533760
So how does this work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533760
Poor lass... She seems so sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533760
She seems like such a nice girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533760

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533784
>pelviscerated
Oh dear, I feel my sides are about to suffer the same fate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533790
he's crazy, but it's just crazy enough to work

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533699
The fire went out as he slept, and waking up the felt stiff from both the cold and the hard ground. Toyomori wasted no time in getting the fire going again. Hopefully he hadn't gotten too cold. At this rate he would get rheumatism though. The soreness of his feet could not be communicated through words, and yet he had to get up and keep walking, with no breakfast. He didn't want to use up his dwindling food source.
The hills were a pain as he had expected. He couldn't even see far from the tops because the pines were growing taller and thicker the further he walked. But he couldn't be in completely wild country, considering the road. It wasn't even all that badly grown over.
"I walk ten thousand miles, ten thousand miles to see you~" Toyomori hummed quietly to take his mind off his sore feet. It didn't work.
The road winded and snaked its way downwards now, until it came to a sturdy looking but clearly old bridge. The stream beneath it flowed fast, and looking downriver Toyomori saw - to his surprise - the open plains and fields with rows of harvested crops. Civilization at last!
"Oy! Yer not thinking of crossing me bridge without paying, are ya?"
Toyomori turned to face the bridge, and from... somewhere, had emerged a Troll. This lass was not thin or starved looking, which was curious, considering how this bridge was on a road leading to the wastelands. She was, as a matter of fact, quite plump. No, not plump, she was just bundled up and looked bigger than she actually was. She still wasn't lean, no, she was what Toyomori had grown accustomed to calling "healthy".

Well then. Does Toyomori try get past without paying? Does he pay like a goody two-shoes? Does he pay with his body? Do I stop this story because it's not at all interesting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533784
Frumpy girl from Vinland Saga, when did you become an Oni?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533795
he should try to get past without paying

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533799
So completely without paying? Not paying with snusnu? Is that your final answer? She might not take kindly to that.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is so chill, no shitstorms whatsoever...

It's almost like I somehow miraculously survived being burned alive along with that once peaceful village as the last thread perished in fire, saved by the glorious God of HEALTH in the nick of time.

She tells me that there's still hope for /mgg/, and that I should go reunite with my monster waifu, who is still crying in solitute. I can't wait to see her face once she sees me again.

I can only hope she doesn't mind the burn scars.

Praise the HEALTH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533805
she can go fly a kite

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533814
Hathor having sex for the first time when?
Of course, missionary position holding hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533816
Barto please. Fine. Now she's going to be bullied. You could've stopped this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533814
>wanting a shitstorm
Would you fuck her screwholes
Y/N

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533814
Remember to drink milk everyday, Anons
Praise Hathor

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533819
anon stop being so lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533821
who wants a troll anyway? plenty of mgs in town.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533814
Go back to your waifu, my friend.

Praise Hathor

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/MhuC52QC

More translated Baphomet Complex. I think I forgot to link last week's update here. Anyway, I'm hoping to have this draft done by the end of October.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533760
I'm game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533826
We can get rid of the trolls, but you're fixing the bridges.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533814
lucky bastard

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533823
I collect Robot Damashii's, so that's a no-go for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533835
You can always start collecting Fuckable Robot Damashii.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533161

Sorry if this is late, but I wanted to say thanks for telling me to keep at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533826
>who wants a troll anyway?
Anon please. Don't hurt her feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533839
The Troll in this story is going to get her feelings hurt unless you people save her. Tick-tock, tick-tock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533839
Do you know how hard it is to actually hurt a troll physically? You better bring fire. A lot of fire. It's easier to hurt their feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533833
That is fucking perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533829
wunderbar

[Anonymous No.]

Haven't been around the past few days or so, but I saw a couple pages translated from the Mamma Miia chapter? Is the whole thing translated or just those couple pages?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533833
Joshua please, at least you're not a Marked Man.
...I want to go play NV now. I don't have the time for that. You're horrible. Take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

A portal opens to the MGE universe, and is quickly contained by authorities of the US government. Though it opens in a kingdom where monster girls are relatively scarce, Sabbath detects its appearance and forces of the nearly kingdom of Lescatie are dispatched to investigate.
In view of this new, mysterious threat, the XCOM project is activated for the first time.
How would XCOM operatives react to the MGs? Would XCOM scientists be able to harness the power of mamono mana? What new weapons would engineers create to defend earth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533837
The closest thing to fuckable Robot Damashii are the AGP figures.

Even then I'd only buy them just so I can have more accessories for my Unicorn Gundams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533852
>Orgazmo Ray
That's the only one I can think of.
>Squaddie Anon is Horny!
>Squaddie Anon masturbates furiously!
Yes. Lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533840
hurt her feelings, then apologize

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533849
It's translated, but you have to read the TL separately from the image.
http://archive.moe/a/thread/114272479/#114272479

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533852
>How would XCOM operatives react to the MGs?
First squad sent is wiped out, others go straight for the kill
>Would XCOM scientists be able to harness the power of mamono mana?
Not unless there is some way to interface magic and technology
>What new weapons would engineers create to defend earth?
See picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533654
Minte a cutie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533839

GIANT handjobs and footjobs.

How could no one want that? You know she's self-conscious/embarrassed about her body parts.

That's why she takes extra-good care in keeping them smooth, moist, and fragrant smelling.

And imagine how much she's gonna love you when you compliment her on her hands and feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533861
>Not unless there is some way to interface magic and technology

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533851
Imagine Caesar's legion being having paladins, monsterboys, and shitposters replace the regular fags

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533866
My nigga.

Doctor Doom is probably the best character in any medium.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533866
MGE vs DC universe
or
MGE vs Marvel universe

Who wins? Who gets tenderly loved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533872
DC wins because Superman Prime is omnipotent and Batman has prep time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533872
I want to see Power Girl get tied up by Rachne

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533869
>being
i'm such a fucking retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533872
Comics have stupidly overpowered characters, so MGE doesn't have much of a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533875

Batmen > Supremen

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533871
I've never read anything with Doom. I've only seen cartoons.
Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533876

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533869

>Being having

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533814

Your spoilered text sounds like you're trying to write some kind of Power Metal song.

I'd listen to it.[/spoiler

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533876
>Power Girl and Rachne
The slut deserves it.
>>12533880
Yes, with prep time Batman can beat the omnipotent Superman Prime. DC and Marvel are such stupid continuities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533872
Deadpool shooting monster girls in the face while making dumb puns?

Ah sure why not

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533883
I would a Spiderrachne

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533869
Caesar and Lanius did nothing wrong. Ask Raul how Arizona used to be.
>>12533889
>Deadpool killing Monster Girls
He'd give them the D with the fury of a billion exploding suns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533889
Deadpool a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533866
>>12533871

Well that's because DOOM DOES AS HE PLEASES

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533893
I'll fight you ya goddamn alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533884
here you go>>12533877

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533889
>Implying he would try to do them
He literally fucks with Death for fucks sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533891
Rachnera, Rachnera, does whatever Spider Girl does
Can she rape, a young shota?
Yes she can, she's a Monster Girl
Lookout, here comes Rachnera
>>12533902
Stop using Alp as an insult, Alps need love and only a few of them enjoy bullying and verbal abuse being directed at them. Especially one very specific Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533906
I wanna rape that alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533875
Don't forget about Doomsday. Sooner or laters monster girls would run out of new ways to rape him.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you play a game with 4th wall breaking yandere?
http://a.pomf.se/aierwu.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533905
Deadpool is also also a merc, I'm very sure if Paladins offered enough money he'd drop monsters like flies

But yeah he would probably fuck more than kill

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533910
How does one rape the willing?
>>12533911
No they wouldn't.
>>12533912
I think there's one with a plot like that, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533905
>wouldn't* try
Ass.

>Monster Girls finds out about the Infinity Gauntlet

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533912
Heh, I was there for that thread from last night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533917
>How does one rape the willing
Very carefully. But also roughly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533917
by doing things they don't want done to them. denying them cum with a condom is a good way to bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533921
G-go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533760

While looking through the last thread of requests, it occurred to me most of you won't even know that I'm linking to yours in the dead thread without that nice [You] to check out.

So be sure to post your preferences of the waifu survey again found here https://archive.moe/jp/thread/12526193/#q12531281 and applications will be answered in order.

I gave the gator girl a marshmallow but she's still leaking more water than a rusty boat. This is her last chance before being put back into general population.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533760
Yeah, how do we do this? Is there something we need to fill out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533866

Didn't Doctor Doom get judged at some point by a God and it assumed he was a douche, but after the process it realized, "Holy crap, you are honestly the only person who can save Earth from destroying itself." Because Doom truly and honestly beleived he was the one person who could do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533918
>Monster Girls finds out about the Infinity Gauntlet
Actually, that would be great. Wouldn't this mean they can remove their insatiable lust and actually start being something more than animated sex dolls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533939
>Implying they wouldn't just make it so that men never grows up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533760
>>12533931
Here's my survey form but I'm not opposed to the gator girl


1. N
2. N
3. Snake
4. Switch
5. Y and N
6. EMG Anime
7. No preference, it's all good
8. Honey
9. Y
10. Succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533939
Unless a succubus gets it. She'd just make the lust 100 times stronger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533931
That would make me >>12531316

1. Y
2. No preference
3. Ridley...cause I can't think of any others.
4. Switch would be the healthiest.
5. No. I need to take charge for the sake of both of us.
6. Localization of Doc Hitomi's Infirmary
7. The one who'll love me in spite of my faults.
8. Sugar
9. Yes
10. Neutral. I still believe my theory that the more power a succubus has, the more control she has over her urges.

You're doing a great service to your country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533926
Obviously the use of gadgets and rope are a necessary, there's also the element of surprise, starting when he least expects it, maybe slipping an aphrodisiac into his food. Of course I would have to deny him getting off for at least an hour or two, just enough to get him to a quivering mess but only for a while, once he begs enough, maybe makes a few promises for later, I finish us both off rapidly making his mind think about nothing but my dick and cum for at least the next five minutes while he tries to regain consciousness. Though that's just one way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533931

My post >>12531443

1.N
2.N
3.Never played it
4.Equal>Switch>*
5.N
6.Monster Musume MILFs
7.Scales>Human Skin>Fur>Everything else
8.Darling/Honey
9.Y Y Y Y Y
10.Neutral

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533931

I'd sit by her side and keep her company, and tell her that she'll definitely find her match sooner or later, giving her a gentle pat on the back as to cheer her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533931
1. No
2. No
3. I never owned a Nintendo, I don't know what this noise is.
4. Switch
5. No
6. I'm looking forwards to seeing this whole Anya thing picking up and becoming an epic space opera.
7. I can love anything
8. Other, the one all my mom, older sister and any girls who liked me used, but that only very few males ever did for some reason.
9.Yes
10. Succubi, no beheadings, that's not how you get ahead in life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533931
Mine was actually one of the last posts before the thread was deleted.
1. I'd rather us be more equal if possible.
2. I'm part of the church of Hathor.
3. Haven't played smash since the second one years ago.
4. Equal
5. I can handle myself but I would prefer she can also.
6. I guess it'd be the anime, though I'd like some figures as well.
7. HEALTH
8. Doesn't fully matter to me but I'm not a girl so don't call me a girl name.
9. You're damn right.
10. Both extremes are retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533760
>>12533931
1.N
2.N
3.Rundas
4.Sub
5.N
6.Nothing i'm aware of
7.Fur
8.Sweetie
9.Y
10. whichever side gets me my waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533953
Also, I'm wondering if it would be wiser to just have the, albeit inactive, post links, if only to reduce the thread clutter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533954
Now I'm wonder what I, uhh, I mean, what that filthy, disgusting Alp ever did to deserve this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533948
>>12533951
There is one problem. Even if you'd put the Infinity Guantlet on your dick, they'd just throw it away to get to what they really want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533931
N
I don't really care
Haven't really played all that much
I'd prefer Equal but if she wants Submissive
Y
I like them all except slime
Sweetie
Y
Succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533931

Huh, I didn't even see my form went through last night.

CC Ushi-Oni with hearbreaking past sounds cute and definitely needs hugs. I'm happy with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533931

>>12531987

1. N
2. N
3. Never played
4. Sub or Equal
5. I can handle them, but I don't mind if she does it
6. More monstergirl manga like EMG but without harem
7. I like Scales and Fur equally. Human Skin close second
8. My name or Darling.
9. Y
10. Succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533931
>12531314
My answers from yesterday

1. N
2. Y
3. Ridley
4. Submissive
5. Y
6. Monster Musume anime announcement
7. Any of them
8. Loverboy
9. Y
10. Succubi

Thanks for what you're doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533964
He made my dick hard and didn't take responsibility, but he will, even if I have to force you to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533931

My request from last thread >12532086

1.N
2.N
3.Any
4.Equal
5.N
6.Anime
7.Fur
8.Honey
9.N
10.I won't take part on this war

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533977
>made my dick hard
When did this happen and what did I, I mean HE, do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533931
1. No
2. Yes
3. Don't care
4. Equal
5. No
6. EMG anime
7. Fluffy
8. Depends on waifu
9. Yes
10. Both shitposters a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533931
Sure, why not.

1. N
2. N
3. Don't play
4. Sub/equal
5. Y
6. Any non-harem MG manga/anime
7. Scales
8. Sweetie
9. N
10. Wizards

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533931
1. N
2. N
3. Rundas or anyone from MP3 or MP: H
4. Equal
5. N
6. EMG if it really is getting one
7. All of the above
8. Honey or Darling
9. Y
10. I'd rather not get involved in the civil war

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533931
1. N I'm fine with a stronger waifu as long as she doesn't abuse me
2.N Medium Chest a best
3.Ridley
4. Equal
5.N
6. Nothing at this time.
7. Feathers
8. Dear
9. Y
10. Our wonderful Succubi overlords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533982
not finishing Wurm Wrangler, if that's you, filth alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533931
Survey
1) N
2) N
3) SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT, MEGAMAN.(also any Fire emblem Awakening char.)
4) Switch
5) Y
6) Pretty much everything
7) A tough choice, anything but feathers is fine
8) Whatever she likes.
9) Why not. But no dicking.
10) I'd side with paladins if they didn't kill good waifu material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533993
How the hell did you even get your dick hard from that? And I'll get right on it if you help me come up with two more pilots. N-not that it's me, I'm just a guy writing Yojmbo with Monster Girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533931
1. N
2. N
3. Geno
4. Equal
5. N
6. Something Monster Girl related coming out in the near future that I'm looking forward to is some obscure RPG no one here but me will ever play
7. The eternal debate rages on, the best Monster Waifu is Scales
8. Honey or no pet names
9. Y but I'd rather have son(s)
10. Neutral

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533795
Healthy or not, the Troll was demanding payment, and considering his situation, Toyomori did not want to pay her. He could've tried to seduce her, but he felt no lust towards the thing, and he was too tired to properly satisfy one of these things. She didn't look like she actually needed this toll to live, so maybe pushing his way through wouldn't be so bad. She was holding out her hand to him, and this triggered his first insult.
"That's a big hand you're holding out, and hard to fill by a poor man" he said, his voice low and grating from his parched throat.
The Troll flinched at this. Of course she did, they were all self-conscious about these things. But his wasn't enough. Toyomori stepped towards her.
"I wonder just how much I'd be paying for, anyway... how many steps is it across this bridge? My steps, of course, not yours... yes, I'd be paying more for each step... though there'd be fewer steps to take, wouldn't there? So it all evens out..."
As he spoke, Toyomori slowly moved forwards, and the Troll, flustered and ashamed, took steps backwards without consciously thinking about it.
Half-way across the bridge he ran out of ideas. He'd never been one for insults, and now found himself at a loss.
The Troll stared at her dumbstruck, but she could snap out of it at any moment. If push came to shove, she might hurt him. Trolls were physically much stronger than people, and Toyomori was worn out. He didn't want a fight. It's not that he didn't think he could win, but the downsides of a fight were too numerous. What if the people living here decided that fighting the Troll was something they couldn't accept. What a quandary this was!
The Troll's lower lip quivered.
"Y-yer just a big bully!" she shouted, stomping her foot on the bridge. She was upset, but not ready to attack yet. He would need to act fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533982
It is partially the fact that he is an alp, and I want to fuck an alp, hard, it is also all the hate he gets, I want to show him he can be loved, and to make him mine and make others jealous. But it is also that I know it would be difficult to get to him, which makes me want him all the more.
>>12533993
This is not me obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534000
well, we've got Turk Wrestler, then uh, an unemployed scientist, like an engineer who worked on the mechs before being fired for banging the boss' son turned Alp, and then an Air Force pilot who wears aviators in the cockpit, and makes references to the danger zone

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533931
1. N
2. N
3. Don't care
4. Equal or Submissive depending on what she wants.
5. Y
6. Nothing I can think of
7. Everything except slime
8. Sweetie
9. Y
10. Succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534007
>difficult to get to him
I've heard he's a total slut though.
>>12534008
The Turk I've already written, but I have no idea what "the danger zone" is so there's no references I can make to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534014
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwBbrngafl0

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534008
>>12534014

YOU ARE WORST TURK. YOU ARE THE TURK IDIOT YOU ARE THE TURK SMELL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534026
Serb pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533931
N
N
King K Rool
Switch
N
Monster Milfs
Scales
Sweetie/Darling
Y
Succubutts

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534026
His name is Aziz.
>>12534023
Oh. But I don't like Top Gun, even I think it's too gay. I'll do the engineer, but we still need a third pilot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534014
Yes but he is far away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533949

The gator girl is yours, and she'll love you twice as hard because you came for her in her hour of need. Try not to suffocate in those big archasaur titties from all the hugs.

>>12533953

Congratulations!

You've been paired with Patsy Cyclops Girl! This sweet bright thing was just in the wrong place at the wrong time, or so she says. The jury was disinclined to believe her eloquent testimony and she's been painted as a criminal mastermind in the media.

She hates going outside and have people point at her and whisper but she'll go anywhere as long as it's with you. Her fear of the public causes her to wear thick sunbands and a hat she can pull down over her face at all times.

She's spent a long time in solitary to protect her from the other inmates due to the nature of her crimes, man murderer. So some real human company gets her going like a chatterbox and she'll talk for hours like she's making up for lost time. Her interests range from books and comics to games and shows. She used to love the firing range but as a felon, she can never touch a gun again.

Her greatest joy is just being alone with you, doing something you both love...and sometimes getting up in the middle of the night to watch military documentaries.

We hope you enjoy your match!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534033
>even Alp thinks it's gay
it totally is gay, that's why it's funny. the pilot thinks there is literally nothing wrong with this scene
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNR_HofJ_Fs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533549
I know this was posted hours ago, but I'm glad to see someone was listening to my D&D monster rants on Friday. Also seconding this request, if it hasn't been done already, I'm still catching up on the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534033
You know something is gay when an Alp says it's gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533760
>>12533931

My post: >>12532333

Thank you again for your efforts

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534039
>as a felon, she can never touch a gun again.
Says the law, law don't mean shit if nobody can see. Either way that anon got a nice one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534051
>hey there, you sexy alp, want to watch a movie?
>what kind of movie
>it's got jets shooting each other down
>Uh, I guess
>15 minutes into Top Gun
>This movie is gay as fuck, can't you just fuck me or something?
>shut up, I love this part
>and so, Anon became Alp too

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534057

This is why you move to a nice place in the country where nobody knows her and you don't need a range.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534062
Which is why I live exactly there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533839
You will never watch troll's huge bosom look small by comparison as she cups her bare breasts with her hands
You will never be asked for help as she says her fingers are too big to masturbate confortably
She will never tell you as you lay her in the bed she "is scared because your dick is even FUCKING BIGGER"
She will never tear-eyedly endure the pain for your sake at first then near the end be asking to go harder and HARDER and YES FUCKING BREAK ME
She will never pass out from the pleasure and sleep with you softly crushed between the weight of her hands and her tender pillowy breasts.
Her unearthly regenerative capacity will never restore her hymen overnight
This will never repeat itself every night
Feels batman.
Bonus: You will never have to sleep out one night and she will never tell you she had trouble sleeping because -whispers- "You weren't here to fuck me."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534014

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534058
>Anon, what was your opinion on Top Gun?
>I think it was pretty gay
>C'mon, you don't understand!
>Alright, what about you, Alp? What's your opinion on Top Gun?
>It was pretty gay
>See, it was pretty gay
>Yeah, I guess it was pretty gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534068

I rarely get boners from reading lewd stuff, but holy fuck, Anon, that was spot on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534033
>His name is Aziz.
He's not a combat fighter is he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534074
You calling Archer gay son?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534079
No, that would be silly, racist and too obscure for ulkomaan piruille.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534068
You will never watch troll's huge bosom look small by comparison as she cups her bare breasts with her hands
You will never be asked for help as she says her fingers are too big to masturbate confortably
She will never tell you as you lay her in the bed she "is scared because your dick is even FUCKING BIGGER"
She will never tear-eyedly endure the pain for your sake at first then near the end be asking to go harder and HARDER and YES FUCKING BREAK ME
She will never pass out from the pleasure and sleep with you softly crushed between the weight of her hands and her tender pillowy breasts.
Her unearthly regenerative capacity will never restore her hymen overnight
This will never repeat itself every night
Feels batman.
Bonus: You will never have to sleep out one night and she will never tell you she had trouble sleeping because -whispers- "You weren't here to fuck me."
>>12534077
T-thanks. Reposting because I think I kind of went overboard with the spoilers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534074
Top gun was the gayest pro Navy Propaganda since In the Navy by the Village People

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534086
to be fair, Archer had a best friend who banged him while he was asleep, and he has an unhealthy obsession with Burt Reynolds

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534090
>Top Gun
>Navy Propaganda

I shouldn't have to say what's wrong with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534039
>and sometimes getting up in the middle of the night to watch military documentaries
Top tier girl right here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534093
They were naval aviators, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534093
dude, how was it not?
they changed the story so that Maverick was banging an instructor, not an enlisted female. Made with the assistance and approval of the Navy. ray ban sales, leather jacket sales and enlistment rates all spiked after the movie came out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534102
The Navy and the Air Force work hand in hand, but anyone who was inspired to go into the military after watching Top Gun were not thinking of being a sailor first, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534109
Air Force had nothing to do with Top Gun, and yeah, a lot of people joining the Navy are dumb as shit, I'd know.

[Anonymous No.]

In the previous thread:

We worship the Monstergirl gods, both kind and cuddly
[Deleted][Deleted][Deleted][Deleted][Deleted][Deleted]
Loen finishes drawing Anya
New Monstergirl ideas suggested, from our heads and the Monster Manual
Monstergirl life, uh, finds a way
By Hathor's bust! Loen's drawing Hathor's bust!
Janet the Kikimora keeps the threads clean. Mmyep
Tile Pattern Fetish Anon wants a tile pattern monstergirl
Big Jinkos, stronk Jinkos, cuddly Jinkos
Purging prejudiced paladins with propaganda, and monogamous, loving succubi? Or righteous warriors and slutty seductresses?
In an attempt to be loved, succubi possess /mgt/'s monstergirl waifus. Slice of Life comedy ensues
The Government-funded Dating Draft is established! Did you get paired with the waifu of your dreams?

Sorry it's late. I was out today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533955

Congratulations!

You've been paired with Squatter Cold Drake. This fireless weaker white-winged cousin of the Ryu and the Wurm naturally seeks sources of heat for its bed and was picked up for breaking into and living in the steam generator room of a local post office, then beating up half a police squad when they tried to force her to leave.

Apparently she paid someone to fill out all her immigration paperwork with her meager hoard and doesn't know any local laws or customs, speaking only in the most broken english.

She likes to go for long flights in the cold thin air of the upper atmosphere before coming home to warm up, and has a voracious appetite to fuel all her zipping about.

She adores hotsprings and cuddles and taking you up into the deepsky, if you have the courage to leave the ground so far behind that only clouds can be seen below. And if you're feeling really daring, teaching you to skydive, performing amazing aerial acrobatics for your entertainment. Just check the flightlanes, because she sure won't.

She's an old kind of monster, the kind that will die if locked in a cage. As long as she's free and with you, she'll be the happiest girl in the world. This will make it hard for her to hold down a proper job though, so you'll have to be the one to take care of her.

We hope you enjoy your match!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534123
[Redacted]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533931

>>12531455
1. N
2. N
3. Bomberman
4. Submissive
5. Y
6. Dunno
7. Scales
8. Honey
9. Y
10. Succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534125
This Anon is one lucky motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534125
Man that sounds fun as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534125
I'd fly the friendly skies with her

[Anonymous No.]

Guys. Wurm Wrangler part 3 needs just one more pilot and it'll be up as soon as I finish it. Come on you guys, seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534123
>In an attempt to be loved, succubi possess /mgt/'s monstergirl waifus. Slice of Life comedy ensues

This was one of the best things last thread. Did anyone write up anything more for this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534146
how about an ex con with a bone to pick with monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534123

Thank you for your services, comrade. We appreciate it.

>>12534147

Anyone screencapped those greentexts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534125
Are you fucking kidding me? I'm the guy you replied.

I have Acrophobia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534155
And so it shall be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12532849
But Anon, amazonesses don't just tie you up and ravage you in the streets (no amazoness wants a wanton street slut after all), they kidnap and coerce you into the vows of marriage first.

It's not rape if he's your lawful husband, my tanuki attorney told me so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534158
If not, they're on the archive, I can go scrub it for caps unless someone already has

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534159
U gon git bullied, son. I bet scary cum tastes even better to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534163
Amazon please stop, you're making a fool of yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534164

Don't think anybody did it yet. Please, do go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534123
also john lennon returns from the dead to promote peace in /mgg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534159
I'm sorry to hear that, Anon. Maybe your waifu can help you overcome this fear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533931
>>12532706
1. N
2.Y
3.Haven't played a console game since the NES. Let alone enough to worry about the new Smash.
4.Sub or Equal
5.N.
6.Anime
7.Fluffy
8.Sweetie sounds like it'd be nice to be called.
9.Y. Many.
10.I don't care about the debate so long as I'm left out of it.

Unlimited Touch Fluffy Tail Works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534159

Well after first hundred times, I'm sure you'll get over it.

>Is chergatzbla husband
>What?
>Training

Then she drops you screaming from sixty thousand feet, talking to you all the time.

>See?
>Just air!
>No scary.
>Can't hurt you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533931
my post >>12531498
1.N
2.N
3.Ridley
4.Switch
5.N
6.Vidya and VN's
7.Scales
8.Honey
9.Y
10.Every grill is best grill
Yandere makes my heart go doki doki

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534187
She could probably accelerate the process with midair fear blowjobs or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534191
>mid air 69 while she holds you up and flies
sounds dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534196
That's half the point. If she starts high enough up she should have time to react though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534196
It worked in So Long, And Thanks for All the Fish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534200
great part of that book
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrDK0UoAkfY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534200
Suck my dick, choke on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534196
>>12534191

What the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533931
1. I want to be stronger than my waifu. Her being stronger is a turn off to me, or makes me feel inadequate. (Y/N)
n
2. If there is one thing I can always admire, it's when a Monster Girl has a chest flatter than Paper Mario. (Y/N)
n
3. Speaking of Paper Mario, the character I most wanted in Smash is (Ridley/Other(Please Specify))
>playing vidya
4. If I had to choose between the four, the word that most describes what I desire to be in a relationship would be (Submissive/Dominant/Equal/Switch)
equal
5. I can't handle stressful situations well, so I'd prefer if my waifu could do that stuff instead. (Y/N)
n
6. Something Monster Girl related coming out in the near future that I'm looking forward to is (Shit there's anime manga card games video games you choose I'm not listing them all here)
>not owning all mg everything
7. The eternal debate rages on, the best Monster Waifu is (Scales/Feathers/Fur/Slime/Human Skin/Etc)
scales
8. The pet name I want my waifu to call me is (Honey/Sweetie/Princess/>Implying I like pet names/Other)
>Implying I like pet names
9. A daughteru is something I'd like to have one day. (Y/N)
n
10. On the Succubi/Paladin debate, I side with (Succubi/Succubi/Behead those who insult Succubi)
succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534205
don't be scared, anon, not everyone can join the mile high club outside of a plane bathroom

[Anonymous No.]

Any Love For Crab Girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534191
>fear blowjobs
I can't think of anything hotter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534217
Would go to her soapland. Just wish she was a little less flat in the KC art. She could use a set of soft "claws" to wash me with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534217
I could use a bubble bath, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534224
too much monster, also those look like man arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534187
>Then she drops you screaming from sixty thousand feet
>screaming
He will probably faint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534219
ಠ_ಠ


Just, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534175
>>12534158

Here you are, all the girlfriend/succubi possession stuff http://i.imgur.com/WFoSnJX.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534230

Thanks, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534228
Just, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534228
>ಠ_ಠ

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534236
Anytime. Hopefully we'll see more possessed GF in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534240
Saving image space man.

[Anonymous No.]

Thar she blows.

http://pastebin.com/ffAHPLfC

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534217
Crab people
Crab people
taste like crab
look like people

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534239

Why is this picture triggering my trypophobia? Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534246
TALK like people anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534239

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534245
thank you Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534245
You blow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534250
>clusterfuck
Are you implying something about my lovely Thing face-chans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534250

this image's so clogged with stuff

so much shit so much shit

i can barely understand what she's wearing

[Anonymous No.]

Has anyone here been skydiving? It's pretty fun.
If a flying monstergirl dropped you from, say, 15,000 feet, it wouldn't be too bad. The scariest part of it would be orienting yourself while air travelling at terminal velocity is effectively shutting off your hearing, and making your eyes sting if you look down. And wearing goggles effectively prevents that latter annoyance.
I think the feeling of being in freefall while your waifu held you steady and gave a blowjob would be pretty damn incredible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534249
Thank you for correcting me.
It's been a while since I watched that episode

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534249
No no, he's right. Haven't you ever eaten a crab girl out? It's fucking uncanny. The waifu doesn't like it when I joke about adding butter though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534250
>decorates herself with random roadkill
Is that a MG? Or is its just a psychopath?

Or both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534259
Okay jesus fuck that thing needs to fucking burn

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534257
>You blow
I know. If only I could use that somehow to affect the world positively...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534267
It's a quote from South Park.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534277
I know, I was making a cunnilingus joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534273
You could blow candles at a birthday party and entertain the birthday kid

Then blow him

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534257
I want him to blow me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534262
I want to be scared and aroused at the same time, so this fine with me.
>>12534271
>Is that a MG?
Definitely, you see her stitches, heterochromia, ears, and horns don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534259
Which mouth do you cram your dick into?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534273
I still liked it, Alp, don't listen to bully. although I still think the mad scientist should've lost his job for banging the boss' son/Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534285
Either. Each. Sequentially.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534285
The digestive mouth. She'd be blowing you and dirty talking at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534279
That's not funny, my nephew and niece are having their birthday party next Sunday.
>>12534286
>but got kicked out when he messed around with the son of the director of the project responsible for making them. Apparently, the son turned Alp
Ahem. And there was no bully you silly, that was playful teasing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533958

Congratulations!

You have been paired with Prisoner of War Zombie! This true dead inmate of our military detention center has been rotting, quite literally, in a cell for most of the last half-century since the Gate War. The intelligence she provided our side once the bonds to her necromancer were broken bought her freedom after fifty years of good behavior.

She's spent all that time reading and learning about Earth, is fluent in half a dozen languages and several old monster tongues. She's refined herself into the polished kind of woman most vampires can only dream of being, but never seems to be able to pull together her ragged appearance as her body deteriorates, albeit very slowly, around her.

She will be serving as an adviser to the Coalition committee on dealing with the dead, and one condition of taking the job was participation in the program.

Her biggest ambition is to one day attain wighthood and undo the decay consuming her one cell at a time. She's terribly embarrassed of her smell, which she can never quite cover up with perfume and the few decayed spots on her body that she keeps covered in bandages that she changes daily.

To the outside world, she's a cool, confident and harsh woman who brooks no fools. But on really stressful days, she'll just want you to hold her in your arms, glad that anyone could love an old dead soldier like her.

We hope you enjoy your match!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534293
yeah, sorry, I need sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534298
Time for pet-play, nothing makes the stress go away better than turning her into a puppy. She'll be a Wight before she knows it. Thank you, overbearing government program!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534298
>fluent in half dozen languages
I want her to "instruct" me in German

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534284
>Stitches
Does not make an MG.
>Heterochromia
Does not make an MG.
>Ears and horns
Considering they're hers. But judging by the roadkill menagerie she's wearing, I have my doubts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534319
>an MG

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533931

1 - N, I'm cool with both.
2 - N, I'm cool with most breast sizes.
3 - I don't play Smash Bros
4 - Equal, I just wanna chill.
5 - N
6 - Monster-human coexistence
7 - I'm cool with all of them, but I fancy fur a bit more
8 - Hun
9 - Y, but no dicking.
10 - Succubi, as long as they're not forcefully related to NTR or any other shit tier fetish all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533931

>>12531426
1:N
2:N
3:Never played
4:Switch
5:Y
6:It's been quite a while since I stopped looking forward to the future
7:I like it all but slime. I don't hate it though.
8:I'd rather hear she speaking my name as it was given me.
9: Y
10: All of the above.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534226
But it's one of the best girls in the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534259
literal mouth breather

[Anonymous No.]

>4 requests until mine.
>Waiting since yesterday.

Don't stop now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534356

Remain calm, friend. The girls are staring at us candidates, look classy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534259
I bet that swimsuit doesn't have a back. Slutty~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533931
>1. I want to be stronger than my waifu. Her being stronger is a turn off to me, or makes me feel inadequate.
No. Stronger would be nice, but I still want to play-wrestle and wrestle-sex without fear of death.
>2. If there is one thing I can always admire, it's when a Monster Girl has a chest flatter than Paper Mario.
No. Any boob size as long as it's not board-flat or stupidly big, average Holst breast size is the upper limit.
>3. Speaking of Paper Mario, the character I most wanted in Smash is
Viewtful Joe
>4. If I had to choose between the four, the word that most describes what I desire to be in a relationship would be
Equal, though some switching would be nice to keep things interesting.
>5. I can't handle stressful situations well, so I'd prefer if my waifu could do that stuff instead.
No.
>6. Something Monster Girl related coming out in the near future that I'm looking forward to is
There's nothing I'm outright looking forward to.
>7. The eternal debate rages on, the best Monster Waifu is
Fur
>8. The pet name I want my waifu to call me is
Honey sounds nice.
>9. A daughteru is something I'd like to have one day.
Yes.
>10. On the Succubi/Paladin debate, I side with
Succubi are fiiiiine. It's fiiiine.

[Anonymous No.]

any mg dating sims?

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me your dreams, /mgg/. Mine is that one day, we will put our shoulders to the wheel and make a VN about Monster Girls, in space, with Anya as the main heroine.
What far fetched and impossible dreams do YOU have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534369
Yeah, you might end up with a lizardgirl if you look desperate!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534356
Mine is up next, I'm getting anxious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533931
1.N
2.N
3.Travis Touchdown
4.Submissive
5.Y
6.Paradox
7.Fur
8.All of them
9.N
10.Eh

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534373
That monster girls will be real someday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534373
I want to be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534373
>we will put our shoulders to the wheel and make a VN about Monster Girls
I don't see that happening in the forseeable future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534373
RPG based on the MGE Order vs monsters conflict.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534375
like a lizard girl would ever go to prison
they're too nice, unless one takes her SJW thing too far

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534382
>far fetched and impossible dreams
Yes, that was the point.
>>12534385
>RPG
Not RTS with RPG elements, like WC3?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534380
>>12534381
>This feeling
I know this feeling, friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534385
>MGE Order vs monsters conflict.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534373
That VR is perfected.
http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20131122.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534369
I feel better now, sorry.

>>12534376
Good luck mate. Hope you get a lovely girl for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534393
>that fucking cat
I surrender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534395
Thanks, hope you do to, and all other anons applying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534390
>Not RTS with RPG elements, like WC3?
That would be cool too. But I'm more of an RPG kind of guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534394
That is actually a good sci-fi idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534393
So...are you playing as an MG in that? The shadow by the main stats is implying the MC is a Dark Elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534398
I wish KC could just show us the updated artwork for his earlier girls already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534373
I want to write some cool stories that people enjoy. Maybe finish working on my original setting.

Whatever is inhibiting my ability to write needs to go the hell away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534406
Speaking of, how hard are his books to get when he publishes them? Are they event only?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534372
No. Somebody should make one

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534411
>original setting
Elaborate. I know a lot about this pursuit of yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534373
I hate Anya. I dislike the dumb musclegirl archetype to begin with, but the poland can be of being into space fake accent is obnoxious, insulting and also grinds my linguist gears. Is it too much to ask for a siberian tiger girl who's elegant like a duchess? Fuck. I fucking love siberian tigers, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534405
>MC is a Dark Elf
Nah, I actually think the games mechanics might work similarly to SMT or MGQ:P.
>>12534413
No clue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534411
That's not far-fetched or impossible. All you need is hard work, guts, and maybe some alcohol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534411
Try this out, you need to listen to it on low volume for a while
http://mynoise.net/NoiseMachines/binauralBrainwaveGenerator.php?c=0&l=50500000500050505000

It's helped me out, I was able to finish and post one of my stories recently, after having months worth of blocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534418
>elegant
Considering she grew up in the taiga, no, that's not possible. Unless she "cleans up nicely" or whatever the trope was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534418

Sorry about that, Anon. I respect your opinion.

>>12534422

Illuminati mind control pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534418
that's a cutie tiger there, and I sympathize, even if I like Anya
If you like, you can read Spider and the Fly, it has warrior Tiger Katya, who doesn't have the super thick can't into English accent, but she swears in Russian so she's not very elegant. sorry to self promote, but there's more than one tiger in the stories out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534426
>implying cats aren't innately elegant

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534422
Also, you need a good set of headphones for that to work, earbuds don't really work

>>12534427
You're paranoid

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534432

I was just fooling around.

[Anonymous No.]

I still believe that the next Red Moon will bring our MGs to life.

>Goes out to watch the eclipse.
>About to reach its climax.
>Suddenly strong wind and weird noises.
>Something appears in the middle of the street.
>MGs begins.
>

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534431
Believe it or not, but I've owned cats that don't have the usual air of dignity and pride that's usually associated with them. They still look down on dogs though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534437
>I still believe that the next Red Moon will bring our MGs to life
Not yet anon. Wait until 2017.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534439
Cats are assholes though

Except for a lazy one I had as a kid
I miss him a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534447
The asshole part is why we like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534372
Vanadis "Translation Never" games

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534445
October 8 is the next one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534437
I'm not sure about the next Red Moon, it's the second of four after all.

Though I would love it if we did start seeing more and more hints of real MGs up to the 4th one, followed by a full reveal

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533960

Congratulations!

You have been paired with Repeat Offender Minotaur! This short cow is as violent as she is busty with the most severe Napoleon complex seen by the shrinks here. She can't stay out of fights and takes offense at the littlest things.

Her most recent offense was when a liquor store clerk called her a kid and kicked her out when she gave him her legitimate ID. She came back and tossed a molotov cocktail through the window.

Her family is tired of dealing with her, as is the state. The Corrections Board is giving her one last chance with someone new before putting her in long term lockup, and that's you.

She may have a short temper, but don't say that, at least the word short.

She needs someone who's not afraid to butt heads with her, but treats her like a woman and not a child. If you stick with it, she'll come to respect you, then admire you. The change won't happen overnight but you'll begin to notice things. She used to slap your hand away whenever it was offered, but now she grabs it without asking and drags you around trying to hide the blush on her cheeks.

The happier and less stressed she is because she's around you, the less she lashes out. The little spitfire will finally mellow into a tough little heifer, who doesn't even mind being called little. After all, that just makes you even bigger for her.

The only time she'll throw down the gauntlet is if some woman makes a pass at you, thinking she's your teenage daughter. But the law tends to overlook those those things in MGC.

We hope you enjoy your match!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534262
This is it.
Someone else described my fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534455
As long as some MGs pops up between them, I'm cool with this.

Jinkos first pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534418
>the poland can be of being into space fake accent
The what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534465
Anya speaks in an accent that is not actually accurate and this irritates his autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534437
I hope for Ebola-chan uprising throughout the whole world at red moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534465
Is that you, Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534472
Who? No

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534457
A shortstack minotaur? Brilliant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534472
No, that wasn't me. But I've got an idea in relation to it!
How about Anya starts off speaking in a silly fake accent, and slowly grows into that elegant lady and officer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534469
>autism
Yes, that's exactly why racism aimed at them pisses some people off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534479
>racism
Okay, now you're just embarrassing yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534457
Oh lord, I have a short temper also, she sounds really great but damn we're defiantly gonna be butting heads a bit for a while. I'll love her all the same though, this outta be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533931

1. I don't care if she's stronger than me or not so long as she isn't a violent bitch.
2. I like a range of cup sizes, but shape and how they look on a girl is more important than size. That said, there's no such thing as too small but there is definitely such a thing as too big. Cow tits are disgusting.
3. Ridley seems like he'd be OP in Smash because he can fly and I wouldn't want them to nerf the flying. Not sure who I'd want in Smash.
4. Equal
5. Yes. I don't respond well to stressful situations.
6. Bromont's VN. I know you said near future, but fuck you, I can dream.
7. Human skin is best. Don't care if the monster parts are scales, features, fur, or slime so long as it's not bug parts.
8. >Implying I like pet names
9. Big yes.
10. Succubutt or paladin doesn't matter so long as they're not preachy dicks about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534486
Christ, then just imagine if there's something that earns both yours and her anger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534489
>Bromont's VN
What's all this then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534484
Go fap to Ebola-chan already, /pol/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534493
>fake Russian accent is racism
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534491

They would be unstoppable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534486
Sounds like a pretty interesting household you'll get there, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534491
I don't think it would be on this earth for very much longer if we could help it.

[Anonymous No.]

>My song is only for Anon!
>Anon, I love you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534495
>members of ethnic group I don't like are dumb
>not racist

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534461
Yeah, well, it's a good fantasy to have.I like the idea of just plummeting to the ground headfirst, but safe and secure with a flying monstergirl's arms/wings around me. The wind could be rushing at 110mph past us, but none of that would matter the second we close in for a kiss, the whole world narrowing down to just me and her, utterly weightless while the wind rushes past us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534500
I feel very, very sorry for the family of the man that upsets your daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

posting ancient monster girl stories

In Greek mythology Echo was a wood nymph who loved a youth by the name of Narcissus. He was a beautiful creature loved by many but Narcissus loved no one. He enjoyed attention, praise and envy. In Narcissus' eyes nobody matched him and as such he considered none were worthy of him.

Echo's passion for Narcissus was equaled only by her passion for talking as she always had to have the last word. One day she enabled the escape of the goddess Juno's adulterous husband by engaging Juno in conversation. On finding out Echo's treachery Juno cursed Echo by removing her voice with the exception that she could only speak that which was spoken to her.

Echo often waited in the woods to see Narcissus hoping for a chance to be noticed. One day as she lingered in the bushes he heard her footsteps and called out “Who's here?” Echo replied “Here!” Narcissus called again "Come", Echo replied "Come!". Narcissus called once more “Why do you shun me?... Let us join one another.” Echo was overjoyed that Narcissus had asked her to join him. She longed to tell him who she was and of all the love she had for him in her heart but she could not speak. She ran towards him and threw herself upon him.

Narcissus became angry “Hands off! I would rather die than you should have me!” and threw Echo to the ground. Echo left the woods a ruin, her heart broken. Ashamed she ran away to live in the mountains yearning for a love that would never be returned. The grief killed her. Her body became one with the mountain stone. All that remained was her voice which replied in kind when others spoke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534498
Probably more than a few holes in the walls the first year or two. I'm more worried about when we have kids. That's the one thing that worries me about having kids, that they'll be like me, and if she gets angry like me oh lord those kids.
>>12534509
Family bonding while we beat the shit out of the other family, sounds fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534510
Narcissus continued to attract many nymphs all of whom he briefly entertained before scorning and refusing them. The gods grew tired of his behaviour and cursed Narcissus. They wanted him to know what it felt like to love and never be loved. They made it so there was only one whom he would love, someone who was not real and could never love him back.

One day whilst out enjoying the sunshine Narcissus came upon a pool of water. As he gazed into it he caught a glimpse of what he thought was a beautiful water spirit. He did not recognise his own reflection and was immediately enamoured. Narcissus bent down his head to kiss the vision. As he did so the reflection mimicked his actions. Taking this as a sign of reciprocation Narcissus reached into the pool to draw the water spirit to him. The water displaced and the vision was gone. He panicked, where had his love gone? When the water became calm the water spirit returned. “Why, beautiful being, do you shun me? Surely my face is not one to repel you. The nymphs love me, and you yourself look not indifferent upon me. When I stretch forth my arms you do the same; and you smile upon me and answer my beckonings with the like.” Again he reached out and again his love disappeared. Frightened to touch the water Narcissus lay still by the pool gazing in to the eyes of his vision.

He cried in frustration. As he did so Echo also cried. He did not move, he did not eat or drink, he only suffered. As he pined he became gaunt loosing his beauty. The nymphs that loved him pleaded with him to come away from the pool. As they did so Echo also pleaded with him. He was transfixed; he wanted to stay there forever. Narcissus like Echo died with grief. His body disappeared and where his body once lay a flower grew in it's place. The nymphs mourned his death and as they mourned Echo also mourned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534504
Maya a cute.
>>12534505
You're saying that it's a sign of stupidity if someone doesn't speak a foreign language flawlessly? Nobody here actually is trying to say Anya or Russians by extension are stupid. Don't be like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534492
Bromont has been making a VN for years, slowly, by himself. He started the first Bizarre Slime threads to get a feel for the characters and the setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534511
>>12534509

Is it wrong I seriously want to see an illustration of the angry shortstack minotaur family now? Like standing together all loving like but with serious "Don't fuck with us." faces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534515
Explain further, this is relevant to my interests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534513
Narcissus a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534518
Oh god I want this, a nice family picture but everybody looks aggressive a fuck, maybe a few cracks or holes in whatever wall is in the background.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534518
No, because I really want to see this too. Especially if they're giving the death glare to the daughteru's bruised and bandaged Ex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534521
You'd need to ask him yourself or read every BS thread in every series in the archives. For awhile, the last thread in the Violet series was a development blog. I don't remember all the details off the top of my head, but I'm hype as fuck.

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>>12534518
It'dd be like one of those freeze frame pictures where the family's all together smiling, but then someone steps on someone's tail or something and the picture's taken right when they start yelling and throwing fists at each other
And it would've been the 5th time they tried getting a perfect picture, and decided 'fuck it' and framed it anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534515
By himself? That's a hell of a task.
I couldn't see it being done without a team of people working together. Two or more artists, for backgrounds and for characters, a writer who really knows what they're doing, and maybe someone to plan out every path and occurrence, if the writer isn't capable of planning, and probably also someone to put it all together and make it function.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534525

>A crooked picture of Hathor on the wall behind them

YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534533
Poor Bromont. If only we had people capable of sharing this burden with him...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534532
>>12534537
Fucking yes I love it. We need a drawfag to get on this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534540
If only there were capable artists and programming capable people who frequented these threads, as well as competent writers for him to bounce ideas off of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534543

Too bad Bob destroyed the first one and the second died to no one actually wanting to do any work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534543
If only they were here, lurking the threads, biding their time until they saw their chance to step up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534518
>>12534525
Not a drawfag, but would the husband/papa have the body-type of a Dirk Hardpeck, Average Joe, or Jailbait Bishie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534547
Negative Nancy, stop bringing everybody down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534513
The Legend of Melusina

Elinas, King of Albania, to divert his grief for the death of his wife, amused himself with hunting. One day, at the chase, he went to a fountain to quench his thirst. As he approached it he heard the voice of a woman singing, and on coming to it he found there the beautiful fay Pressina.

After some time the fay bestowed her hand upon him, on the condition that he should never visit her at the time of her lying-in. She had three daughters at a birth: Melusina, Melior, and Palatina. Nathas, the king's son by a former wife, hastened to convey the joyful tidings to his father, who, without reflection, flew to the chamber of the queen, and entered as she was bathing her daughters. Pressina, on seeing him, cried out that he had broken his word, and she must depart. And taking up her three daughters, she disappeared.

She retired to the Lost Island, so called because it was only by chance any, even those who had repeatedly visited it, could find it. Here she reared her children, taking them every morning to a high mountain, whence Albania might be seen, and telling them that but for their father's breach of promise they might have lived happily in the distant land which they beheld.

When they were fifteen years of age, Melusina asked her mother particularly of what their father had been guilty. On being informed of it, she conceived the design of being revenged on him. Engaging her sisters to join in her plans, they set out for Albania. Arrived there, they took the king and all his wealth, and, by a charm, enclosed him in a high mountain, called Brandelois. On telling their mother what they had done, she, to punish them for the unnatural action, condemned Melusina to become every Saturday a serpent, from the waist downwards, till she should meet a man who would marry her under the condition of never seeing her on a Saturday, and should keep his promise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534543
>capable programming
>capable artists
>implying any are here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534554
She influenced other judgements on her two sisters, less severe in proportion to their guilt.
Melusina now went roaming through the world in search of the man who was to deliver her. She passed through the Black Forest, and that of Ardennes, and at last she arrived in the forest of Colombiers, in Poitou, where all the fays of the neighborhood came before her, telling her they had been waiting for her to reign in that place.

Raymond having accidentally killed the count, his uncle, by the glancing aside of his boar-spear, was wandering by night in the forest of Colombiers. He arrived at a fountain that rose at the foot of a high rock. This fountain was called by the people the Fountain of Thirst, or the Fountain of the Fays, on account of the many marvelous things which had happened at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534552
To keep up with an angry minotaur family he'd definitely need some muscle, not like super huge body builder but certainly larger than most average men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534553
>Negative Nancy

What are you, five?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534552

Whatever the actual anon looks like would be the best, but more muscled and fit from his family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534560
>insulting someone for making a joke
I know you are, but what am I?

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>>12534557
Her words at parting were these, "But one thing will I say unto thee before I part, that thou, and those who for more than a hundred years shall succeed thee, shall know that whenever I am seen to hover over the fair castle of Lusignan, then will it be certain that in that very year the castle will get a new lord; and though people may not perceive me in the air, yet they will see me by the Fountain of Thirst; and thus shall it be so long as the castle stand in honor and flourishing -- especially on the Friday before the lord of the castle shall die."

Immediately, with wailing and loud lamentation, she left the castle of Lusignan, and has ever since existed as a specter of the night.

Raymond died as a hermit on Monserrat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534563
>implying I'm not rubber
>Implying you're not glue
>implying whatever you say doesn't bounce off me and stick to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534565
posted out of order

At the time, when Raymond arrived at the fountain, three ladies were diverting themselves there by the light of the moon, the principal of which was Melusina. Her beauty and her amiable manners quickly won his love. She soothed him, concealed the deed he had done, and married him, he promising on his oath never to desire to see her on a Saturday. She assured him that a breach of his oath would forever deprive him of her whom he so much loved, and be followed by the unhappiness of both for life. Out of her great wealth she built for him, in the neighborhood of the Fountain of Thirst, where he first saw her, the castle of Lusignan. She also built La Rochelle, Cloitre Malliers, Mersent, and other places.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534554
Galatea is the best ancient monster girl
First waifu in history

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>>12534568
But destiny, that would have Melusina single, was incensed against her. The marriage was made unhappy by the deformity of the children born of one that was enchanted. But still Raymond's love for the beauty that ravished both heart and eyes remained unshaken. Destiny renewed her attacks. Raymond's cousin had excited him to jealousy and to secret concealment, by malicious suggestions of the purport of the Saturday retirement of the countess. He hid himself; and then saw how the lovely form of Melusina ended below in a snake, gray and sky-blue, mixed with white. But it was not horror that seized him at the sight, it was infinite anguish at the reflection that through his breach of faith he might lose his lovely wife forever.

Yet this misfortune had not speedily come on him, were it not that his son, Geoffroi with the Tooth [a boar's tusk projected from his mouth], had burned his brother Freimund, who would stay in the abbey of Malliers, with the abbot and a hundred monks. At which the afflicted father, Count Raymond, when his wife Melusina was entering his closet to comfort him, broke out into these words against her, before all the courtiers who attended her, "Out of my sight, thou pernicious snake and odious serpent! thou contaminator of my race!"

Melusina's former anxiety was now verified, and the evil that had lain so long in ambush had now fearfully sprung on him and her. At these reproaches she fainted away; and when at length she revived, full of the profoundest grief, she declared to him that she must now depart from him, and, in obedience to a decree of destiny, fleet about the earth in pain and suffering, as a specter, until the day of doom; and that only when one of her race was to die at Lusignan would she become visible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534573 this ends the story
>>12534565

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534566
Mudamudamuda.
>>12534570
Wouldn't the first waifu in history be the whore from the Epic of Gilgamesh who had sex with Enkidu for seven days and seven night straight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534576
She tricked him into losing his wizard powers and then dumped him immediately, though. That's like the opposite of a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533931

1. N
2. N
3. Other (Isaac, though Robin is the next best thing in that regard)
4. sub
5. Y
6. Possible EMG animu
7. Scales
8. Anything she'd like
9. Y
10. Can I say I'm neutral but with a small bias towards succubutts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533931
1 N
2 N
3 Cpt. Falcon
4 Submissive
5 Y
6 MGQ Paradox/any figures
7 Fluffy
8 Kitten/cub etc.
9 Y
10 Succubi

tailpussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534561
Actual anon here, this is fucking awesome. If you guys need to know some features about me for a possible picture just ask. Either way I love this idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534576
>waifu
>whore
You just answered your own question

Pygmalion was a fucking bro. He hated 3DPD so much he created himself a statue waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534575
the story of Ondine

Ondine was a nymph, a water goddess in French folk tale written by Friedrich de la Motte Fouqué. The tragic and tender love story has been made into both an opera and a ballet (Undine). Here is the story of Ondine.

Ondine was breathtakingly beautiful and possessed of a streak of independence, truly what we call a 'free spirit'.

Like all nymphs and mermaids, she was leery of men. If a nymph ever falls in love with a man and bears his child, she will begin to age like a mortal woman, losing her eternal youthfulness and everlasting life.

Ondine myth

Nonetheless, when Ondine saw the handsome young Palemon she was smitten and began to watch for him on his daily walks. When Palemon noticed her, he was taken by her incredible beauty and came back frequently to try to get a glimpse of her again.

Eventually they talked and fell in love. He broke his engagement with the young noblewoman Berta and, in time, convinced Ondine to marry him. When they exchanged their wedding oaths, Palemon vowed that "My every waking breath shall be my pledge of love and faithfulness to you."

But it was not to be.

ballet

The following year Ondine gave birth to their son. From that moment on, her beauty began to fade, her body suddenly susceptible to the effects of age. As her youthful attractiveness gave way to a more mature beauty, Palemon's eye began to wander to the younger women he met at court.

One fateful day Ondine was out walking on their estate when she heard the sound of Palemon's familiar snoring. Planning to take him back home so he could finish his nap, the amused Ondine entered the stables to wake him.

The scene she encountered filled her with great sorrow. Discarded garments littered the floor and her beloved Palemon lay sleeping in the haystack, his arms wrapped around his former fianceé Berta. Having sacrificed her immortality for this man, she was filled with anger and regret.

opera Ondine

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534581
>dumped him immediately
They stuck together until they got to Uruk at least. Then it became a bromance.
How about Gil's mom? She was a goddess who married a human who became a god. Isn't that what we all strive for?
>>12534585
One of us.

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>>12534587
Kicking her sleeping husband, she woke him and uttered her curse. "You pledged faithfulness to me with your every waking breath and I accepted that pledge. So be it. For as long as you are awake, you shall breathe. But should you ever fall into sleep, that breath will desert you."

Ondine still retained some of her magic . . . enough to make the curse come true. And so it was. Palemon would never sleep again.

(Note: There actually is a medical disorder, a genetic form of sleep apnea, that is named 'The Curse of Ondine' or simply 'Ondine's Curse. It is a devastating illness that, untreated, can cause rapid aging. Fortunately,it is very rare.)

[Anonymous No.]

Greek Sphinx a best.
>>12534585
Agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534514
When was she given a name?
And why don't people like a happy dark elf more?
Those drills, though, are perfect on her.
But I think her hair should be more of a platinum/white blonde.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533962

Congratulations!

You have been paired with Maneater Kumiho! This busty fox with forged kitsune papers was caught pillaging pieces of unclaimed bodies from the city morgue and got a few years for abuse of a corpse.

She's spent those years eating beef and chicken livers, and seems to have gotten used to it. Taking that into consideration and her good behavior, the board has given her a chance to participate in the program.

She's a lying trickster at heart and loves to mess with you and everyone else. You'll come home from the store to see her hands and mouth covered in blood with her crying "Oh Sweetmeat, I did it again." Only for her to bust out laughing and lick the ketchup from her claws when you're about to faint.

This attitude extends to your bedroom where she ruthlessly dominates you, licking every inch of you, saying how delicious you taste.

You'll get very good at cooking liver and onions every day, but hey at least beef liver is cheap.

The only truly terrifying days are when you get cut, and you see that delicate nose sniff and those fluffy ears point straight up, teeth bared in a sharp wolfish grin. She's still a Kumiho, that will never change.

That doesn't mean she won't spank your daughter for "biting Daddy" though.

We hope you enjoy your match!

[Anonymous No.]

Just a question for all the writers out there. What do you guys listen to, if at all, to get your creative juices flowing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534595
>when was she given a name
She was named Maya Kuromori like, a week after she was drawn. I didn't ask anyone's permission to give her the name, and I don't think anyone else has even used it.

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>>12534585
on that note, The Myth of Pygmalion and Galatea

Pygmalion was a talented Greek sculptor from Cyprus. After becoming disgusted by some local prostitutes, he lost all interest in women and avoided their company completely.

Pygmalion saw women as flawed creatures and vowed never to waste any moment of his life with them. He dedicated himself to his work and soon created Galatea, a beautiful stature of a woman out of ivory.

Ironically, the masterpiece of his life was this statue of a woman. Perhaps he sought to correct in marble the flaws he saw in women of flesh and blood.

Whatever the case, Pygmalion worked so long and with such inspiration on the statue of Galatea, that it became more beautiful than any woman that had ever lived or been carved in stone.

As he finished the statue’s features, they became exquisitely lovely, and he found himself applying the strokes of hammer and chisel with increasing affection. When his chisel finally stopped ringing, there stood before him a woman of such perfection that Pygmalion, who had professed his disdain of all females, fell deeply in love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534598

Vidya OST. All day, erry day.

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>>12534602
He would bring it gifts, caress it, kiss it and talk to it every day. He brought it gifts he thought women would enjoy, such as pretty seashells, beads, songbirds, baubles and flowers.

He would dress the statue in fine clothing, and put rings on her fingers, necklaces around her neck and even earrings. However, what irony that he who had scorned women should fall in love with a woman who could never love him in return!

Such a passion could not go unnoticed by the goddess of love, Aphrodite. She took pity on the young man and, when Pygmalion went to her temple to sacrifice a bull, Aphrodite gave him a sign. As the offering burned on the temple, the flames shot up one, two, three times.

Pygmalion went home, wondering what to make of the manifestation he had seen. When he entered his studio, however, and saw the statue, all other thoughts were banished from his mind. He ran to his statue and embraced it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534598

Usually some new song that makes me feel pumped up on repeat, or an old favorite I haven't listened to in awhile. Or have a show running in the background.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534597
oooooh, nice one

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534599
Oh alright I had no idea about it.
I love Maya-chan! I want to marry Maya!

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>>12534604
Literally the first waifu. Pygmalion was an anon.

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>>12534604
Did she seem warm to his touch, or was it just residual heat form the sunset that had warmed the stone? He kissed her.

Did the statue’s lips seem soft? He stood back and regarded her.

Did there appear the glow of life from within the marble form? Was he imagining it?

No. Aphrodite had given life to the statue, whose name was Galatea.

Pygmalion’s mind oscillated between doubt and joy. Fearing he may be mistaken, again and again with a lover’s ardor he touches the object of his hopes.

It was indeed alive! The veins when pressed yielded to the finger and again resumed their roundness.

Slowly it dawned on Pygmalion that the animation of his sculpture was the result of his prayer to Goddess Aphrodite who knew his desire. At last, the votary of Aphrodite found words to thank the goddess. Pygmalion humbled himself at the Goddess’ feet.

Soon Pygmalion and Galatea were wed, and Pygmalion never forgot to thank Aphrodite for the gift she had given him.

Aphrodite blessed the nuptials she had formed, and this union between Pygmalion and Galatea produced a son named Paphos, from whom the city of Paphos in Cyprus (this city was sacred to Aphrodite), received its name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534598
This >>12534603

OSTs all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534598
Depends on what I'm writing
Western=Old west soundtracks like RDR. Noir setting=LA Noir and old jazzy tunes. Etc.
Helps get into the mood

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534598
Depends on the vibe I want to get across in the story, so it'll run from rock, to metal, to classical, and so on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534612
Pygmalion and Galatea brought gifts to her temple throughout their life and Aphrodite blessed them with happiness and love in return.

The unusual love that blossomed between Pygmalion and Galatea enthralls all. Falling in love with one’s creation and then getting the desired object as wife- perhaps this was destined for Pygmalion.

Even to this day, countless people and young lovers are mesmerized by this exceptional love that existed between two persons at a time when civilization was in its infancy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534614
>Old west soundtracks
Cheyenne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgXFA_yP3jw
Wild Horde
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3IVu7vahgQ
Top that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534602
>After becoming disgusted by some local prostitutes, he lost all interest in women and avoided their company completely.

>Pygmalion saw women as flawed creatures and vowed never to waste any moment of his life with them.

Pygmalion
YES
Creator of the term 3D pigs disgusting.
The Original Anon.
We should honour him sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534614
>>12534615

I like to add something epic to motivate a little bit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1_p3q9x1h0

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534417
>>12534420

It's been something I've been more or less tinkering with since I was a teen. I'll

see if I can summarize it.

- The land, called Oselia, and all organic life was initially created by a Machine

God. Created and appointed various beings to watch over different aspects of this

land. Other continents may exist, but have not been discovered yet
- Massive island metropolis called "Nexus" in the center of continent. Technology

and Magic more or less equal. City is maintained by a race of robots built by

Machine God. Interdimensional hub for trade, commerce, and all around cool place

to visit.
- Rest of continent is more of less more magical and medieval level tech with some

exceptions.
- Races: Beast Men (basically any kind of humanoid monster you can think of),

Humans, Thalonites (Machine race), and Elves/Dark Elves? (still not sure about

them)
- Dragons do exist!


- DISCLAIMER: Monster Boys do exist! Human/Beast Men pairing will either result in

a Beast Man of either Male or Female gender, or a human. Beast Men/Beast Men

pairing results in an offspring of either the lineage of the mother or father. No

hybrids exist (example: no Half Minotaur/Half Lizardman)


All names are subject to change, except Oselia. If people want to hear more about

the various races, I can provide details in another post. A few confirmed types

are: Minotaur, Lizardmen, Birdman/Harpies, Feline People(cat, Tiger, Lion, etc)

People, Dog People (Jackal, Wolf, Hyena).

To the anon who linked the binaural beats, I'm trying it out in short intervals. I

may have to tinker with it for optimal results.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534598
Speed Metal, or maybe some bombastic classical like Wagner, maybe Stravinsky or Prokofiev

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534623
Hey, I didn't comment for a dick measuring contest. But thanks for the songs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534627
Okay, seems like it could be a setting that could work in vidya, not so sure about writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534623
>Il mio nome è Nessuno
For once a spaghetti western named after the hero's alias without a Lo chiamavano... in the title. I'm surprised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534598
This thing I posted earlier >>12534422
As well as whatever I'm in the mood for

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534634
>dick measuring
How is it dick measuring when I didn't make the songs? I was hoping for some epic music getting put up here for people to listen to.
>>12534637
You haven't seen it yet? Go. Now. Go watch it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533931
1. Y/N I'm cool if she's physically stronger than me but there has to be some things I'm better at. Gotta have dat manly pride.
2. N, don't admire it, impartial. Bigger the better though, from a practical standpoint. More things to do. And cushions.
3. Never played it
4. Equal
5. I rarely get stressed about anything, so if I', freaking out, then yeah, I'd like her to be there for me.
6. I'm actually pretty keen to see how vast a shitstorm /mgg/ and /a/ create about that monsterboy anime that's coming out this/next season. Asides from that, when it comes to monstergirls what I mainly look forward to is thread OC.
7. I dunno man, the best waifu is my waifu. Some days I get boners for scales, somedays I get boners for exoskeletons, and other days its fluffy.
8. >Implying I care. Call me whatever.
9. Y
10. I side with the Greys. Uphold righteousness. Bloody, criminal, dark righteousness for all.

WhaddoIget WhaddoIget?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534635
I initially was thinking of a D&D type setting, but I would like to hear your thoughts on making it more friendly for writers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534627
Eh. Not interested.

Especially after yesterdays shitposting spree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534639
Nope, watching The White Sun of the Desert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534639
Oh, I thought when you said 'top that' you wanted me to try and top those with a better song
My fault. I apologize

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534627
>Monster Boys do exist
Well, if you make those stories, don't post them here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534641
>D&D
No, don't, not that. Now lessee here... is this god like, an alien construct or am I supposed to take "Machine God" seriously?
>>12534646
I did, but I wasn't being serious, forget it, let's just keep all the songs to ourselves and let the poor writefags go without inspiring music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534647
>not liking Monster Boys
While I'm not going to argue with you here, I'd like to point out that Cat Boys are the one creature where male version is cuter than the female. This does not extend beyond regular house cats, however.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534603
>>12534608
>>12534613
>>12534614
>>12534615
>>12534630
>>12534638
All this taste. Do you find that what you listen to effects the way you write? I've got a bit of a problem because I'm trying to write all romancy, which is already hard because I've never experienced it first hand, Though I've heard that the mark of a good writer is to convince even yourself of the realism of what you write, a-la gore writers like Clive Barker and Richard Laymon but I also find that dark ambiance stuff like Lustmord is the most inspirational in terms of writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534651
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534651

Oh boy.

OOOOOOHHH BOEH.

Here we go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534651
Not again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534649
But what if the writers have personal preferences? You can't please everyone with music. This is the part where things would break into song in a musical

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534651
Stop right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534651
Not this shit again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534654
>>12534655
>>12534658
>>12534660
I said I wasn't going to argue, don't worry about it.
>>12534659
So you think it's better to not let anyone know about what you like? I say we share.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534653
If we're gonna continue with the western theme, this always makes me think positively. None of my stories are particularly optimistic, so I guess it just makes me have fun writing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlZeceNfm5U

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534651
Nyet.
Just become Alp already

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534663
>Trinity
*Whistle*
To California!
>>12534665
You guys really need to learn when to let things go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534665
No shut your filthy mouth right now, d you want the fucking alp fucker back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534651
>Cat Boys
.less, please.

>>12534655
Urge to post that alp and foxy alp thing intensifies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534653
I can confirm that. I work better with music in the background than in silence

>>12534662
I didn't mean that we shouldn't share, I just didn't want to bombard the thread with music. But alas, it doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534653
For me, it doesn't affect the way I write, but helps me think better.

Best time I can write something down is when I'm alone at home listening to my OSTs.

Feel free to ask for some music suggestions if you need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534667
Maybe
>Happy Jewnuki.iso

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534668
>that alp and foxy alp
The what now?
>>12534669
>bombard the thread with music
This is bad how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534618
The Myth of Aphrodite and Adonis

It is said that Adonis was born of the illicit union between King Theias of Smyrna and his daughter Myrrha. Urged on by Aphrodite herself, the goddess of beauty, love and sexual desire, who had been offended when King Theias forgot to make a sacrifice for her, Myrrha had made amorous advances towards her father but he was successfully keeping her away. One night, she managed to lure her father out into the open and there under cover of darkness she laid with him. As dawn broke, Theias discovered to his utter disgust the deception of his daughter and with sword in hand chased her into the wild, wanting to punish her for her audacity. Sensing Myrrha's necessity, Aphrodite transformed her into a tree, the myrrh tree. Still in anger, Theias shot an arrow into the tree trunk, splitting it wide open and it was from there that Adonis was born, the child of an awful union between a father and his daughter.

Baby Adonis was adorable beyond words and since there was no one to look after him, Aphrodite took him under her wing. So obsessed was she with him that she began neglecting her duties as a goddess. As a remedial measure, she sent the child to be looked after by Persephone, the Queen of the Dead in the Underworld. It was also a move to keep him away from interfering eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girl would be the best therapist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534672
I don't know. I'm being overly cautious now that I realize it. Sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534673
However, Persephone, too, fell dearly in love with Adonis and refused to give him up when Aphrodite came for him. There was a bitter argument and Zeus had to intervene to prevent a disastrous argument between the two. He decided that every year Adonis would spend 4 months first with Persephone, the next 4 months with Aphrodite and the last 4 months he would be left alone, so that he may learn to look after himself.

Adonis grew up to be a very handsome young man and one look at him could make every woman's heart excited with desire. That excited was also the heart of goddess Aphodite, who was extremely charmed at this young man. Adonis loved the great outdoors and was a master of the hunt. Once, when Aphrodite was to go away for a few days, she warned Adonis not to stray too far into the forest while hunting. At the same time, she told him to stay away from any beast that did not run away from him. However, the heart of young Adonis was audacious and neglecting Aphrodite's warning he plunged deep into the forest. There he came upon a wild boar and, no matter how much he tried, he could not scare it away. The boar, angered, attacked Adonis and with one massive heave of its head pierced the young man with its tusk. It is said that the boar which killed Adonis was no ordinary beast but the god Ares, who was one of Aphrodite's many lovers. Jealous of her passion for Adonis, Ares, disguised himself in the form of a boar and attacked the young man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534674
THE rapist? That would be Manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534647
>>12534643
I won't, don't worry Anons. This thread is only for Monster Girls!

>>12534649
I like the idea of an Alien Construct actually. Leaves room to explore exactly who or what made it in the first place. Initial idea was a Intelligent Machine with Cosmic power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534674
Grapesnake
She can make drugs and shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534670
>Feel free to ask for some music suggestions if you need.
It's cool I'd rather be a /r/aging homo by asking for recommendations, I was just curious if you guys found the same things in your creative processes. Thanks though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534677
Hearing the screams of his beloved Adonis, Aphrodite immediately headed for the forest, where she found him breathing his last. Kneeling by his side, she sprinkled nectar over the wound and to ease his pain she sang gently to him. A smile caressed Adonis' countenance, as he silently passed away into the Realm of the Dead. The nectar that Aphrodite sprinkled on Adonis' wound had turned the droplets of his blood into beautiful red anemones, while the rest of his blood flowed, becoming the river Adonis, which is today known as the river Nahr Ibrahim in coastal Lebanon. Persephone greeted Adonis with arms wide open as he entered the underworld and her delight knew no bounds. At the same time, Aphrodite, knowing that her Adonis must be in the clutches of Persephone, rushed to the underworld to bring him back. Once again, Zeus had to intervene and stop the women from quarrelling over who would have rightful possession of Adonis. With great patience he told them that henceforth, Adonis would spend half the year with Aphrodite and the other half with Persephone. This last aspect may symbolize the life of a man, who spends half his life with his mother and half his life with his wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534670
Whom are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534653

I'll be honest with you, everything I do is heavily influenced by music one way or another. I often find myself whistling along with what I'm listening to when I write or draw, and gives me alot of motivation, making things easier and more enjoyable.

Every single storyline I've thought up was based on a piece of music. That's how much it helps me.

Vidya OST without vocals is what appeals me the most, mainly because it often conveys it's feel through its beats and rhythm, and that gives me alot of space for imagination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534683
>It's cool I'd rather not be a /r/aging homo**
My bad

[Anonymous No.]

I want an alp slave to bully with dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534690
Yeah, you'd totally turn these threads into shit and stuff.
>>12534691
Stop that! Not every Alp wants to be bullied! And when they hit phase 3, you're going to be sorry you ever did, because they'll punishment-rape you!

[Anonymous No.]

What is your favorite monstergirl, and what is one thing you like about her and one thing you dislike about her?

My favorite is wurm. I like that she is very passionate and doesn't let anything get between you and her, but dislike that everyone thinks she is clinically retarded when she's just simpleminded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534674
Dark Elf who can train, er, teach you how to not worry about silly things anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534683
No problem.
Music does help a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534678

Ha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534693
Come on little alp we both know you love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534694
Vanilla Dragon, the most regal of all Monsters, breathes fire like a boss, rich as Scrooge McDuck and always has fun with adventurers and princesses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534687
Just some Anon out there. Can I help you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534702
Okay, but what is one thing you dislike about her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534694
Are you me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534694
Holstaurus, I like everything about them, HEALTH, their happy and loving personality, their beauty. Only thing I guess I don't really like is the hooves but that's nothing compared to how much I love them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534705
I couldn't think of any so I listed four positives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534693
>every Alp wants to be bullied!
FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534709
Possibly, fellow wurm-bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534714
This is a negative stereotype spread by big meanies who need to justify their Alp bullying! Most Alps really hate stuff like nipple clamps and candles, so stop using them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534718
Fine no candles, but now alps get spanked and their underwear pulled over their heads

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534694
I love how cute and huggable they are.
Can't think of a thing I dislike. Maybe the lack of physical femdom possibilities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534039
Okay, I hnnged at this one. I shall treat her well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534694
Jinkos, I love everything about them. I don't think there's something to dislike in them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534694
Amazon, tender snu-snu, cuddling, daughterus, and potential househusbandry. However, she barely has any art, along with the fact she's characterized as "lel, husband beater".

I also want to give a potential son-in-law pain killers after a night of non-consensual love with my daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534678
Eh, I prefer my rapists to be physically imposing. The only thing scary about her is the tail.

>captcha is in fucking chinese now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534722
>not realizing it was trying to get you to use candles and clamps
Do you even into reverse psychology?
>>12534730
I've been thinking about some Amazon stuff, but didn't think there was any audience for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534686
It's not like I against this, but what are you trying to accomplish?
Raise cultural level of /mgt/ users or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534730
They don't have to be husband beaters, but in keeping with their amazonian pride they have to be firm with you and let you know they're not putting up with your shit. If they have to be a little rough to teach you a lesson so be it, but it's not like they're going to put you in the hospital or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534733
ParkedBuggy amazon story was awesome.
Gentle femdom and stuff.
Too bad he is ded now

[Anonymous No.]

>Oni raping Anon again. She likes to pick on poor little Anon.
>Oni is riding Anon hard as fuck. Literally the Neighbors across the street can hear the slam of flesh against flesh
>Suddenly, a wet SNAP CRACKLE POP
>Oni sees her waist just sink into Anon's.
>Anon screams an pain
>Oni's expression goes from smug-shit eater to confused terror
>The most gruesome bruises develop immediately along Anon's waist
>Oni starts to panic.
>"WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?! SHIT SHIT SHIT DAMN IT ANON!!"
>Anon tries to speak with his horse voice and labored breathing
h...h-h-hos-p-pit-al....
>that word hangs in her head for a second, herself staring at Anon like a deer in headlights
>Suddenly, she hoists him in her arms, and charges through a wall to the nearest hospital
>Full nude running over the top of cars, tears flying her face all along the way
>Oni shoves a succubus getting a bunion removed off her gurney and gently places a semi-conscious Anon on it.
>Full speed rams him into the O.R.
>Demands he be saved
>Stays with him during the operation, much to the protest of the Surgeons because she didn't want to leave him to scrub up
>After the Surgery, Doctor informs her that his lower body is paralyzed for life.
>She just sits by his bedside, crying.
>When Anon comes to, she tells him the news, and with her head down, begs for his forgiveness.
>Anon forgives Oni, and Oni takes it upon herself to be his caregiver.
>Oni turns out to be a great caregiver. Able to lift him up with one hand during diaper changes, able to force friends and family to visit him every now and then, and when he's asleep she can drink her fill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534734
Purpose? I'm afraid you still don't understand us my dear anon. Our purpose is the very lack of purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533931
1 - Yes
2 - True breast lover.jpg
3 - Aversa (FE)
4 - Dom with slightly Equal
5 - No
6 - Monster Milfs
7 - Scales, but will love the others too!
8 - Whatever she wants to.
9 - Maybe
10 - Succubi did nothing wrong

please be gentle

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534733
But I hate candles, for some reason they make it hard for me to breath maybe because I had asthma when I was young

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534718
Alps want hot candlewax poured on them and to be spanked by big strong hands. Don't deny this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534739
Why you always gotta make these husband harming stories about musclegirls? Dass rayciss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534739
>SNAP CRACKLE POP
God damn it, I heard the sound of Rice Crispy's there

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534737
Gentle femdom is nice but I wish /mgg/ wasn't so scared of writefagging rough femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534743
Fine, I admit it, all Alps want to be roughed up so they can pretend they only take the D because they're being bullied and raped, not because they want it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534739
>Literally paralyses him
>Forgives her just like that
Fucking subs man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534739
God I hope this isn't you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534748
>rough femdom
What do you mean by rough? Beatings? Pegging? Sounding? Bullying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534748
But some people here can't tell the difference between rough femdom and literal torture and abuse with no affection or love attached.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534744
How do non-muscle girls harm their husbands? Aside from mindbreak, although whether it constitutes "harm" is rather subjective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534748
Bob has 2 rough femdoms
And that's probably the only rough femdom in mgg.
Greenstories doesn't count obviously

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534762
There's at least two urethral sounding stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534748
I want to see something like pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534762
Then I shall change that! A one-shot about Amazons and their human boys on a paradise island. Should the humans be there because they shipwrecked, or are they indigenous?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534750
knew it. doesn't it feel better to admit it, you slutty little minx?
>>12534762
there are a few stories with full on "I seriously don't want this" rape, leaving the victim injured or traumatized

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534752
Forgiving someone for a transgression is one of the greatest thing you can do for some people
>>12534753
It isn't, although I am a caregiver

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534767
>a bunch of slutty city amazons shipwreck on Shota Island

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534598
POMF POMF POMF 24/7

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534761
Lamias coil and break ribs
Harpies shred dick with talons
Cat and other paw-girl also shred dick.
Horned-girls like cows poke their husbands eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534769
>doesn't it geel better
N-no, it's totally embarrassing! And stop filming this!
>>12534771
>Shota Island
We Franken Fran now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534755
All of the above. Although I can understand why sounding would be over the line for some people. But I do find it funny that /mgg/ hates humiliation and is so sensitive of having their feelings hurt.

In the end though she loves you, as >>12534758 pointed out. She just likes playing rough, that's all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534776

>Horned-girls like cows poke their husbands eyes

Ouch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534765
>two urethral sounding stories.
The fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534694
Werewolf. I love her whole wild sort of beauty, and dislike that the fluffy werewolf paws she walks on aren't as outright sexy as human feet. I'm still going to tenderly love them, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534770
That's nice, Anon. Hope you can find a cool MG to take care of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534778
>stop filming this!
why? don't you want to be a star? It's time for your closeup, alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534771
>slutty
I don't believe Amazons work that way.

Anyways, is Shota Island a spot where kidnapped shotas are trafficked for slavery?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534779
Most humiliation stories are just plain abuse. I wish we had some funny micropenis shaming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534776
Well, now I don't want a monster girl in my life due to liking my body not mutilated

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534766

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534770
>Forgiving someone for a transgression is one of the greatest thing you can do for some people
Someone cripples you for life just for shits n giggles and you just go "oh well"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534771
>slutty amazons

That word isn't even in their vocabulary as applied to women, only human boys can be sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534788
I was thinking it's where wild shotas live and MG's go to shota safaris.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534791
>that Sakaki doujin
my boner betrayed me, all Azumangos should be pure

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534787
T-this is being streamed live? Y-you jerk! I'll never ever forgive you!
This needs to stop, we're circlejerking now
>>12534795
And how would shota survive in the wild? Don't be ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534770
She literally paralyzed him in her own selfishness and he just forgave her. I'm not saying he can't do it but just immediately doing it is dumb.
>>12534778
>stop filming this
But how else will I have proof that you like it?
>>12534776
>Horned-girls like cows poke their husbands eyes
Only if they're dumb enough to get poked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534781
It happens more often than you think. The two of you, laying asleep in bed after a romp, and she goes to roll over? Good bye eyeball.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534791
My nigga, I love that one. Especially the part where she suckles on his feet during a forced impregnation session.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534779
People generally don't like being treated like shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534766
I want to give my amazoness waifu a lap dance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534800
>Not sleeping in between her breasts.
There's you're problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534766

Same artist as pic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534795
>shota safaris

I like this idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534791
>that pic
Holy shit
My pants cant handle this much

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534797
ok, we'll stop. I still want to dom and bully an alp, but no real abuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534809
>actually stopping
Reverse psychology anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534800
>Not sleeping in her arms and getting lost in all that softness
Well there's your problem. You're not living your life correctly

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534806
Yep, Kloah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534791
Oh boy I remember this one. It's great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534810
Stop doing alp things anon, it's bad for your health

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534805
>>12534812

That only works if your waifu has simple horns. What if your waifu has some really elaborate curved horns?

Obviously the answer we need here is horn socks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534810
Truly he was a phony sadist

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534795
>I was thinking it's where wild shotas live and MG's go to shota safaris.
Where the hell do these shotas appear from? Do they materialize out of thin air?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534783
One was in the blog recently with CBT in the title

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534810
I've been played like a fiddle, time to get out the clamps and handcuffs, maybe those remote control vibes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534817
An Alp's gotta Alp tho.
>>12534819
Prison School reference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534818
Or you could just not be dumb enough to get your eyes pocked out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534802
All she's doing is trimming your ego a bit, depending on the embarrassment methods it's necessarily permanent injury.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534820
They're probably abducted from random parts of the world an placed there.

Hmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534820
Some local indigenous tribe dumps their pubescent boys to live there for a while as a manhood ritual?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534785
Thank you very much Anon. Hopefully one day.
>>12534792
It's not an "oh well". Your live is going to change forever. You are going to have to make major adjustments to how you take a shower, your going to have a new set of problems getting to work or getting a job in the first place. But what good would it do to stay mad at her? She didn't mean to do this, and now she offers to make changes to her own life that are almost as drastic as the changes you will have to make. She's quitting jobs/ending a career, cutting social ties and completely dedicating her life to aiding you. Her spirit is drowning in remorse. It would strengthen your spirit to help her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534837
Okay, I pick this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534820
I dunno, boy's school on a vacation cruise get shipwrecked there or something. Find out it's an island occupied entirely by amazonesses, who usually have to go out sailing far to find a husband but now god went and dropped them a gift.

Obligatory Lord of the Flies reference somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534837
And then the tribe dies out due to all boys getting kidnapped.

[.less !!ANkVa/rBoMW No.]

yes or no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534844
Correction, I pick this. Now stop coming up with ideas so I can actually write it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534694
Vampires. I like the idea of an immortal love with a beautiful woman who will be with you forever. Plus I have a biting fetish.

I don't like that they're sometimes represented as cold girls who treat you as nothing more than a blood dispenser and don't see you as an equal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534830
>it's NOT necessarily

oops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534796
I never understood what so good about that shit.
I loved Yotsuba for hearth-warming humor and atmosphere, but that "oh, noes, it's the cat alien" humor was retarded as fuck. Dropped at 4 ep or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534847
Certainly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534847
Yes. Yes. Many times yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534847
Yes, and make Hathor lighter than her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534845
That's what the game keepers are for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534847
You're wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534847
Yes.
YES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534847
You're good. If only you weren't a faggot sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534847
>nigger
What would uncle Adolf say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534853
I saw someone describe it as "zen-like" humor and in a way that's accurate. It's not completely obnoxious comedy with a laugh track and "EHHHH" slapped all over it. If the humor doesn't click for you than it's probably not for you though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534872
Das ist mein neger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534847
Of course yes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534872
he would say jews a shit, give me the brown

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534872
>"She's blonder than I'll ever ve."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534847
>golden brown
YES

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d7R7q1lSZfs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534848
One more thing. Psychological thriller where the boys are hunted down one by one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534798
She was stronger in body, but weaker in soul. You can show her how strong you are, spiritually, and teach her to be as strong as you

[Anonymous No.]

your states region determines what monster girls you will most likely to encounter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534896
But I'm european.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534890
They get quickly gangraped and mindbroken into cock zombies for the sluts. The remaining shotas get more and more terrified as they see their former friends reduced to drooling cumslaves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534890
We'll see.
>>12534896
B-but I'm not a yank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534847
Yes but make Hathor and Ammy white obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534896
>Frosty Moe region
And things went from good to great

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534844
If you want to get into worldbuilding you could say the amazonesses have some kind of gene shit going on that makes having male babies extremely unlikely, so they resort to kidnapping to preserve their race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534896
>Forever in the Ronery Region
I-it's ok. I'm not sad about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534896
I'm brazilian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534896
I wish I didn't live in the Mindfuck region.

What I'd give to live in the Yandere region.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534896
>Minnesota

Fuck. I hope they're bi-curious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534902
Amazonesses can't be sluts anon, the shotas are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534896
So what do us Canadians get?

Cause I want a cuddly Grizzly bear girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534896
>toonami region

Uhhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534907
Human males?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534917
We get moe grizzlies, my friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534896
Someone should edit this with all fetish names instead. Make NJ the scat territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534923
I'm happy with these turn of events

Does she eat pancakes with honey and maple syrup?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534899
Make a map for Europe then, Canada has a region map why don't you?

same for you >>12534910 Brazil

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534922
Oops I was thinking they were basically humans.

But yeah, they're succubi so go KC rules and have no males at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534896
>Manly region
finally a muscled Cougar jinko to make me hers

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534938
Wait what the fuck does "deep" mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534916
Shotas don't even know what sex is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534934
>That spoiler
'Course she does. It's the only way to have pancakes

>>12534938
>Ronery Region
O-Oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534938
>The Canucks get some faggot from Hetalia for their region map.
Doho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534896
>Classic mecha

Are there robot monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534947
I'll slap you with poorly made pancakes

You butthead

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534938
>Le tsundere
>It's not like we want to be part of Canada, but we'll tolerate you for a while longer

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534942
2deep4u
When you get older you'll understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534942
It means "prepare your anus"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534943
Not until their tongue-deep into some amazoness' vagina do they realize the supremacy of the V.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534949
Probably.
>>12534952
Try me, Hoser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534955
>>12534956
Ah son of a motherfucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534943
Somebody has never seen Boku no Pico.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533136
What is the name of this manga and is it translated? Seen it alot around here but never found it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534964
>>>/a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534959
Those are fighting words you very rude person and I would be very thankful if you were to apologize for saying that.

You fucking alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534966
Boku no Pico is miracle of the universe, shitlord

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534938
>>12534953

>Le tsundere region

I fucking hate tsundere

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534896
Cyberpunk region, eh? Does that mean there are swarms of hacker kitsune and tanuki running around, cracking into gibsons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534965
Kouya Ni Kemono Doukokusu, and only three chapters are translated. High Impact Sexual Violence Tiger Girl does not appear in said chapters. Instead, violence.

[Anonymous No.]

Personally, I'm not very fond of the "mindbroken cumpump" idea of the shota island/safari.

It feels like a regression into husbando beating territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534976
It's better than being part of whatever the fuck "deep" means

I'm not a clever man

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534896
>European
O-Ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534976
It's better than being in the Ronery region, I can tell you that
It's true too

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534983
Just let people have their shit taste, they'll be done eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534981
She's the best. Her and Jinkos are my favourite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534983
I don't think it's so bad.

The point is, they friend they knew is gone and never coming back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534896
FROSTY MOE REGION
HOLSTAURI IN SWEATERS, LUMBERJACK JACKETS AND JEANS

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534983
What do you expect, they're just kids. Turning them into slaves is going to fuck them up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534983
I never said I'd write "mindbrokem cumdump", but I am writing young men and no nonsense domme Amazons who turn them into proper husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534941
Enjoy your manly muscular monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534983

Mindbreak is sorely underrepresented in writefaggotry. This could be a great opportunity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534993
Truly it is the way to becoming a man. To be betrayed, to have loss, to endure and survive while being hunted by perverted superwoman
That is the path to manhood

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534976
Don't be so tsun for tsundere, anon.
Also
>reaction image
Please think of the image limit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535002
>don't want
Are you gay or something? That woman be fine, mighty fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534986
Fuckin' foreigners.
http://strawpoll.me/2667427

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534980

>Not knowing it was named that because Seattle was FASA headquarters and later Catalyst for like thirty years

Do you even Shadowrun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534896
>Trap region
So, Alps?
I'm alright with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535009
>mighty fine
Tex pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535006
Mindbreak is a metaphor for growing up.

Get on this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535002
I would if they were real. Now I'm sad

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly, I don't know why some people here get their feathers all ruffled over an amazon girl or two.
Everybody has their own tastes, but more than any monstergirl, amazons are treated like the type to kidnap and mistreat their husband, which just doesn't seem fair.
Let's be objective for a second here. We all have our own canons and headcanons, and mixtures derived from the two, that's fine.
Personally, I like amazons.

Maybe it's because the ideal of a big girl who I can cuddle up to appeals to me, and my amazon waifu can provide that, while still being wild both in and out of the bed.
Everybody just needs to accept amazons as a misunderstood people. While a very small minority of them might be abusive, they sure as hell do not represent the entire race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535002
>Enjoy your manly muscular monster girls
I... I will?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535018
Onis are way better to though

You can still like what you want to like

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535018
Sure, have your headcannons, whatever. I just don't want them to go down the path of jinkos and other strong girls who basically get turned into giant moe tomboys or some shit. What's important to their character, IMHO, is the role-reversal aspect, which can be accomplished by having some of them as abusive wives or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535002
What monster girls are known for being manly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535033
The common Alp is masculine, dominant and ruggedly good looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535033
Onis, amazonesses, minotaurs, that's it basically.

[Anonymous No.]

human boys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535018
>Honestly, I don't know why some people here get their feathers all ruffled

Welcome to MGT where someone somewhere hates your waifu and you for loving them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535033
Minotarus, Onis, Amazons

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535041
Alp stop with your fantasies and take it up the butt already

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535041
But they can also give birth to succubi.
>>12535044
Let's avoid the role-play stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535043
Texan minotaurs and immigrant amazonesses in manly land. All treating you like a delicate southern beau. I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534896
>excessive violence region
off to the man shelter I go

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535054
I do, but so did Freddy Mercury and he was still ruggedly good looking and manly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535061
Heh. Better prepare your boypussy, penispussy and facepussy Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535011
Oh I'm well aware, I'm just trying to figure out what kind of MG would be running around such an environment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535049
If your waifu is not a Roper, Matango or Parasite Slime you can be sure I don't hate her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535018
I would love cuddle with a strong Jinko or Tiger Girl.

http://imgur.com/a/yIPii#0

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535044
human girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535067
That's because Freddy wasn't a fucking alp that deserved to be bullied until he cried

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535079
Does your Jinko Hobbes you when you come home?
Thanks /d/, for reminding me.
>>12535084
S-sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535049
I never see anyone hating amazonesses though. Mostly they call them husband beaters which is not much of an insult really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535067
Freddy Mercury is an entirely different entity.

[Anonymous No.]

How man make cummies?
How Wurm get preggy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534674
A seabishop.

The rapist would be an ushi-oni though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535096
Dancing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535096
Make rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535029
>>12535031
>>12535049
Sometimes I just get a bit peeved, y'know?
Even though I know most everyone here is reasonable, the negative few just really... get to me.
Now I know that's my own fault, and I'm not going to stop loving my amazon waifu anytime soon because of that.
Deep down, I know she'd never do anything to hurt me, like tie me up and stop me from leaving the house whenever she's out. That's a stereotype.

Hell, my amazon waifu isn't even into bondage.
Eh, maybe I'm overreacting about all of this.
Love is love, and I know my amazon waifu loves me dearly. She'd never abuse me.
People just need to respect other people, and understand that we're all a result of different experiences. We're all human, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535067
alps are traps anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535114
I believe they're technically reverse traps if you think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535089
She does.. Sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535114
Traps have dicks. Alps don't have dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535114
They should be bullied relentlessly, even in stage 3

Especially in stage 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535129
>bullying a phase 3 Alp
Rance please, not everybody is you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534896
>Forever ronery region
Anon, why? I mean its bad enough that everyone in the entire state has a hard-on for college football and basketball, and occasionally the Panthers when we're on a winning streak, and everyone bitches about muh Dook and muh EN SEE STAYT.
Why must you make us ronery?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533833

>there will never be a healing story involving Joshua Graham and a monster girl.

>she will never help him overcome his rage and help him find peace, in place of the courier

>she will never be a part in the saving of Zion and the Dead Horse tribe

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534597
She's not the worst thing I could have woken up to

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535132
Oh come on it's easy, just bully a stage 2 or 1 alp into total submission and then continue to bully the stage 3, not that hard

Stage 3 alp should be bullied with a condom though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535137
The Burned Man needs a Yuki-Onna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535132
Rance is a perfect gentleman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535127
they do in stage 1 and 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535144
>blatantlies.jpg
>>12535146
Stage 2 does not have male genitalia anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535146
Stage 1 looks like a normal human, and stage 2 does not have a dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535146
KC hand-waves it away so you don't have to.

[Anonymous No.]

I just realized the Anon who was doing that Dating program suddenly stopped.

Never got to se mine.

[Anonymous No.]

What class are you and your waifu? Does your waifu support you in combat, or is it the other way around?

I'm thinking either a Minotaur barbarian or Amazoness greatswordsman to tank, with me as a healing mage with a bit of offensive magic so I'm not completely helpless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533970

Congratulations!

You've been paired with Venom Dealer Bush Viper Lamia!

This long-scaled girl was short on cash as a teen and thought she could make a few bucks by selling her extremely potent aphrodisiac venom to monstergirls and junkies alike. Her little startup didn't last a week before she was rooted out by an undercover officer and made an example of in the courts. Venom trading is one of the few hard-policed laws in MGC, because of the large amount of addiction and mindbreak that can spread beyond the relative minority of native producers to the rest of the population.

She's just a dumb girl who made a mistake that many vipers and manticores and such are tempted to make at that age, and was unlucky enough to be hammered by the justice system for it.

Now nearing Christmas Cake age, she's got a chance to get out and start fresh. She's very leery of men, having little experience around them, so at first she'll use her huge spikey-looking scales to intimidate you. In reality they are soft as rose petals and she'll become putty in your hands if you brush them like fur.

While she'll hate and mistrust authority forever, all she really wanted was a second chance. With the possibility of losing you hanging over her head, she'll stay on the straight and narrow, work hard and stay far away from her old friends and acquaintances.

She'll still pump you full of that sweet liquid yellow toxin until you'll beg for it. But that's just what vipers do. And she loves you so much, she would do anything to make sure you are at her side forever, happily wrapped in her scaly coils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535172
Maybe he's just taking a break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535172
C'est la Vie.
>>12535173
Do Dragon's get a class, or are they just Dragons? I mean I'm an Archer either way, but I don't think it makes much sense for a Dragon to be anything but a Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535172
Maybe he's just taking a break. Or sleeping.

He wouldn't just leave us without our monstergirl partners, would he?

Would he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535172
>>12535179
Speak of the devil

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535172
And he stopped right before me.

Thanks Obama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535182

>>12535179
Oh, nevermind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535182
see
>>12533687

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534791
Google isn't heling.

Source pls ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535049
Soo, just like everywhere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535193
>Raita's advertise book produce the absolute girl

This is a big hint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535178
>>12535181
>>12535182
>>12535183
G-guys! I think I brought him back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535078
Not even if she wants to enslave all of humanity? You're such a nice guy anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535193
The fuck are you talking about? Google lists it just fine as Sakaki Rapes Yoshida, by Raita.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533931
hope i'm not too late

1.N
2. A real man does not judge the size of her breasts but what's beneath them
3.Sejuani
4.Equal
5.N
6.Moose 79
7.Scales
8.Depends on name, something creative
9.Y
10.Paladins are worse than Hitler

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535185

>>12535179
Ok, I said nothing.

I like it a lot, lamias are my favourites monster girls and cakes the best females, but I don't want to become addicted to her venom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535179
Wunderbar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535193
http://exhentai.org/s/1b66e957ff/677867-86

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535193
>;_;
I never understood why ;_; is okay but =( or whatever other emoticons are ok. It's the same shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535212
Pfft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535212
Oh you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534847
Well, lookie here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535212
Intriguing..

But highly disturbing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535181
>dragon class

So they've got great offense and defense and the ability to fly short distances, but is not allowed to enter human settlements for the strong village-burning prejudice against her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534896
Now, when you say, "Trap Region.," do you mean she's a girl but poses as a prince-looking boy?

This is important.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see a wolfgirl attempt to sexily eat a whole watermelon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534918
Anon, they're referring to Old Toonami, it's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

Did anybody else here

BATHE IN THE GLOW

BASK IN MY PRESENCE

When it came to Ra?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533931
Goodness I hope I'm not too late!
1. No, I dont have to be stronger
2. No, But I'm not the judgmental
3. Never played it.
4. Equal/Switch
5. No, I can hold my own. But I'd like her to be strong as well.
6. A video game or a mod to a video game would be great!
7. Fur
8. Hun sounds casual enough
9. Absolutely!
10. Paladin

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535179
Black Eye is a hell of a drug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535246
We don't even have a solo picture of her yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535249
Well, it is a little late, though maybe somebody will--

>Paladin

Yeah it's too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535260
I wonder if they have another angry Paladin girl, maybe incarcerated for murdering innocent monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535202

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535265
For paladins they have Matango Pit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535173
I'd go with Mage, and she would be an Alchemist.
We'd be hard-pressed on clearing any dungeons by ourselves. So we'd have to find other people to join us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535271

I HAVE DUG TRENCHES AND STOOD KNEE DEEP IN MUD AND BONE AND FILLED MY LUNGS WITH MATANGO SPORES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535173
Mage or summoner for me. Probably Tank one handed for my waifu
Or maybe healer. I don't really have one waifu. I can't decide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535270
Now that is strange. See, Google uses the 87x125 icon to search for it as well on my end, but it gets results from rule34c and luscious.net.
Sometimes if google doesn't work, go to the image search page and input the URL for the full size image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535173
We're farmers so yeah. Though if it came to it we'd be gunmen.

[Anonymous No.]

>YFW you get invited to a Moot of the Gods
>YFW Ra's the Ara Ara mom watching her two daughters the Pharaoh (Horus) and Apophis bicker with each other
>Hathor just sipping milk from a crazy straw

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535272
I just couldn't bring myself to rely on consumable potions for healing.

How do you even deal with magic resistant monsters? Offensive items which are rare as shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535173

I'd love to tank for my waifu. Nobody's staining her purity on my watch. She could be the one doing the damage, but I don't really have a waifu, so I don't know what she'd choose to be.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Ra a part of our glorious Pantheon now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535287
A bunch of bandit trolls invade your farm and you only have a couple of guns to fend them off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535292
Would sit next to Hathor, maybe drink some milk if she offers.
>>12535300
>Only a couple guns
Try several dozen with several hundred thousand rounds of ammo. Ever taken a nugget to the chest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535308

>Anubis just sits off to the side, playing with her model mummies and a Sin Sack figurine she's written "Husband" on, making the doll build pyramids
>Bastet eyeing you the entire time, lasciviously winking and biting her lip

[Sweating intensifies]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535018
>>12535111
I can't believe nobody noticed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535293
In some games, Alchemists learn a skill that let you mix items to use, and sometimes let you use consumable items without consuming them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535316
What, that you're actually a mindbroken shill pretending that your waifu isn't abusive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535315
>lip biting

Anon my pants can only get so tight

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535316
I noticed it, I just think it's been overdone the last few days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535315
>You ask what Anubis is doing, since she seems to be away from everyone
>She seemed interested that you actually came to her and starts telling you everything about the undead
>Everything
>Right down to mummification
>You didn't get any sleep that night

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535315
I'd have to make sure and watch my back, though I'd probably go over and play with Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535329
>>12535330
On second thought maybe I'll just stay with Hathor and let another anon go with Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

Would HEALTHor get mad at me if I told her I don't really like drinking pure milk? or if Ionly like drinking milk if it's mixed with coffee in the mornings?

[Anonymous No.]

would you sacrifice your body to the gods?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535338
She'd get kinda pouty and try to make you have a heart attack to change your mind but if you didn't she'd be alright so long as you still drink it. Wouldn't stop her from trying to change your mind though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535341
I would make lots of demigods with them if that's what you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535335
>You decide to talk with Bastet to see what's the worse that could happen
>She seems pretty nice, but a bit flirty
>She seems like a pretty good person to hang out wi-
>Wait a minute, how did you get in her room?
You swore you went to your room last night
>Or was that a dream?
>Why is she curled next to you with a content face?
>Where are the condom wrappers!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535348
I never asked for this, though I will assume my role if the deed is already done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535352
You're already better than Zeus
Take that whichever way you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535327

>Excuse self from table, looking for the washroom
>The temple is colossal, even by God standards
>Find the Holy of Holies, the room surprisingly unguarded
>Hear soft padded footsteps behind you, it's two gigantic sable furred panthers the cats circling you patiently
>A slap on the basalt wall, it's Bastet, she's leering at you, her tail swishing somewhat excitedly.
"Hey."
"H-hey."
"Ever commit a sin against the Gods with one herself? Oh, what's bringing us together? Destiny, Kismet? Or perhaps it's this delectable virgin smell on you. Such a tender morsel. Mother must've known what'd happen if she brought somebody like you here."
"I-i'm not a virgin."
"Don't lie, boy. Just come with me. We're going to make the heavens rain tonight."
>Ra merely opens one eye out of her Ara Ara face and smiles to herself, feeling the rampant blaspheming happening in the Holy of Holies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535338
Damn, I hate pure milk. I only drink with coffee in the mornings aswell..

But it's the HEALTH man, would drink pure milk just for her. Worth the sacrifice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535338
>coffee
She'd detox you in holy fire on the spot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535355
Everybody is better than Zeus.
>>12535357
What if all the gods want a piece? Would you literally ascend like Talos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535357
Is the smell of virginity on a man stronger for a monstergirl who's also a virgin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535369
Ask a Unicorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535348
>>12535352

>You look around the room
>No condom wrappers whatsoever
>Feel something tugging on your arm
>Look at Bastet
>Her tired eyes looking into yours, half-asleep
>Ask her what exactly happened last night, expecting the obvious
>She tells you that she couldn't bring herself to violate you out of respect, and that all she ever wanted was to have someone to cuddle with while sleeping because she was feeling lonely

WHERE ARE MY DEFIBRILLATORS

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533972

Congratulations!

You've been paired with Corrupt Politician Succubus. While we can't mention her name, you will certainly recognize her from a very big or scandal last year once you meet. Well, someone with that much influence and cash has ways of weaseling her way out of binds.

Once her political allies threw her flatchested blue self under the bus, she decided it was time to simplify her life when she got back out in the world. Kick back and enjoy the little things. No harems, no ten million dollar sex dungeons and diamond-encrusted collars. Just her, one man, some good old fashioned leather, and a fat stack of traveling cash.

As her traveling companion, she'll treat you as a servant and perpetual sexual satisfaction machine. If you prove yourself, she just might start to see you as something more, the only company she needs. If not, enjoy her eventual slide back into her old hedonistic gangbanging ways. But hey, we're getting paid to look the other way either way.

We hope you enjoy your match!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535379
>muh NTR gangbang succubus!!!

Anon, stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535360

That sounds painful, why would she do that to her believers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535373
That is when I tell her not to use her powers on me again, and then tenderly kiss her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535387

>Succubus decides she wants one man only
>But only if he satisfies her
>Also corrupt scum of the earth politician

Don't see the problem here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535366

Jesus Christ all i'm thinking of now is MamaGoto, thanks to you.

>The encounter with Ra is the night with the Undersexed Cougar Mom
>Her breasts are as elastic and copius as Hathor
>Her stomach is as firm as Apophis'
>Her skin the same caramel color of Pharaoh, her luminosity almost radiant and sun-like
>Her pussy as virginally tight and packed as Bastet's
>Her control over your body's every thrust and pleasure centers far more focused than Anubis'
>After she fucks your brains out and the daughters go for their morning Faith breakfast, they notice a half-skeletal Anon at the table and Ra basking in her own radiance
"Ara ara... it seems a little mouse wandered into the Hawk's room~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535366
Ascending never been so easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535373
>>12535357
>>12535348
>>12535329
>>12535315
>>12535292
>Bastet is the flirty type that somehow always manages to one night stand every male visitor when in truth she just cuddles with them
>Ra is a monotoned Ara Ara type
>Hathor is the youngest and the most innocent type. Semi klutz. Everyone looks out for her even though she tries to act older
>Anubis is a quiet type that is usually away from everyone. Morbid curiosity. Necrophilia fetish unknown

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535387
Don't worry. Surely you'll be able to win her over as your one and only with some charm and grace.

Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535387

That won't happen as long as you prove yourself to be a good husband.

Her NTR-free future depends on your force of will, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535396
>>12535397
>charm and grace
>force of will

These are subs we're talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535338
>getting milk from the tap
Hathor in a maid outfit when

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535379
Not bad, as long as I don't get NTR'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535402

Being manly enough to please your woman whenever she wants the D so she won't betray you =/= being submissive

Come on, mang. Show her what you're made of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535387
Holy fuck it's going to be really annoying if succubi get identified with NTR after the whole debacle last thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535393
Jesus Christ.
>>12535394
I don't think pleasing all these horny gods would be considered easy even by another god's standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535405

That's the point. It all depends on how hard you try. You WILL try your hardest every day won't you? Then monogamous smugcubus acquired!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535409
>>12535393

>Talking about MonsterGods
>"Jesus Christ"

Hathor dammit, this is not gonna end well.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Hathor a single monstergirl, a race of monstergirls, or both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535419
She's a god, so singular

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535402
You just gotta know when to step up to the plate when the time comes.
Seeing as that time comes often, he'll get used to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535415
That ain't no smugcubus, that's just a corrupt blueberry politician.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535409
As long you dick ascend too, you'll be fine.

But yes, you'll need to survive first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535403
We need this, or any Holstaurus in a maid or shrine maiden outfit.
>>12535418
More of an expression than anything.
>>12535419
When we originally thought her up we made Hathor an old race of godlike monster girls. I still like that idea more though a lot of people are going with the single idea now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535415
She'll get my 100%

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535425

With all that embezzled cash for the spending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535419

Hathor is the Goddess of All Health.

Her milk is the divine nectar, and from it flows life and libido.

All "healthy" girls like P'Orcs and Holstaurs remember the fond embrace of their mother. The sounds of their copulation like music to her ears.

Drinking her milk produces a nice effect in MGs, as well, turning them from svelte killing machines into "soft" girls. Enabling stuff like even the oversaturated Manticore to gyrate her hips lovingly and gently stroke your envenomed cock between her soft legs as she milks you with her tail.

Deus Cow. Deus Hathor.

[Anonymous No.]

>Moth-chan at the Hot Springs
http://pastebin.com/bW861v1k
It's probably either more milking the outline or another Loli-Oni next time. You guys still like her, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535419
I'd go with the idea of a race of monstergirls.

Though we have the original progenitor as the goddess within this pantheon we've created, there may still exist a number of them within the world. Kind of like how there are several Apophis girls or Pharaoh girls scattered throughout the world.

Maybe the descendants just don't have the same level of gift-giving that the original had, but are still nonetheless plenty fertile themselves and able to bear several children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533931
1. N
2. TrueBreastLover.jpg
3. Never got to play it
4. Equal/Switch depending on mood/ what kind of day om having. Sometimes i can hit all damn 4...
5. N
6. No Clue (been under a rock (read in army basic and job training) the last 4 months))
7. The eternal debate rages on, the best Monster Waifu is (Scales/Feathers/Fur/Slime/Human Skin/Etc)
8. Darling (in as sultry a voice possible)
9. N
10. Succubi (not all are godless soul stealing machines, and paladins are cunts)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535265
>succubi
>innocent monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535444

Of course I still like her. Why are you even asking me this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535407
>after the whole debacle last thread
They always was identified as NTR, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535419

We could go with having her as a singular deity, while also having a race of a lesser version of her that worship her. It's like Cthulhu and it's spawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535445
I like this idea best. Hathor is still the goddess but with her husband she has created an entirely new race of demigod Hathors.
>>12535441
I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533931
>>12531281
am >>12531320

>1. I want to be stronger than my waifu. Her being stronger is a turn off to me, or makes me feel inadequate.
(N)
>2. If there is one thing I can always admire, it's when a Monster Girl has a chest flatter than Paper Mario.
prefer a or b as smallest, more a full b/c guy (don't mind bigger or smaller)
>3. Speaking of Paper Mario, the character I most wanted in Smash is
zero suit samus, megaman
>4. If I had to choose between the four, the word that most describes what I desire to be in a relationship would be
Switch
>5. I can't handle stressful situations well, so I'd prefer if my waifu could do that stuff instead.
i'm fine with handling them, unless she really wants to
>6. Something Monster Girl related coming out in the near future that I'm looking forward to is
[spoiler[ darlingbowl the animu [/spoiler]
>7. The eternal debate rages on, the best Monster Waifu is
scales/fluffy (fur) the best
>8. The pet name I want my waifu to call me is
could live with princess, would rather honey or something else
>9. A daughteru is something I'd like to have one day.
yes, family is fine
>10. On the Succubi/Paladin debate, I side with
i side with the bag of popcorn, not liking what the paladins do. but not too fond of succubi


>>12534595
well i asked to show me what color and regular blonde was given

i could give out the tiff
>>12534599
also named the files with her name

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535451
Oops
7. Scales, fur, human skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535454
Well, the CBT chapter seemed kinda controversial.

[Anonymous No.]

Y'know, the based Anon who's finding all these wonderful matches for everyone is doing some hard work, and yet, he himself hasn't been paired up with a monstergirl. I hope nobody leaves him hanging, that'd be horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535467
We should ask him the same question he asked us, then pair him up with one as a way of thanks
This can not go wrong in any way

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535467
He's like the dude from that movie who's really good at matchmaking, and yet can never find love himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535444
Moth-chan is still one of my favorites. Nice short, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535467
I know I owe him for my lovely Ryu waifu.
Sadly, I can't write worth shit, let alone come up with a good match.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535467
Judgying by "(Succubi/Succubi/Behead those who insult Succubi)" option in his test, he already has a succuslut "wife"
Poor guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535474
The motherly loving Ryu?
I'm the jinkofag Anon who got jealous of her.

>mfw I'm next

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535467
>>12535474
I think I owe him for my aggressive, yet loving, Minotaur family. Best I could do though would be to beat the shit out of all of his enemies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535456
Let's not start this again please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535476
I don't think he's the same dude as the one who made the starting post. The one who kicked it off this time around was using a tripcode for easy archive search.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535478
Yep. That's me.
>>12531964

[Anonymous No.]

Since we've been on the topic of gods and mythology lately, how does the adventures of a pair of raven harpies sound? I'm thinking of Huginn and Muninn in particular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535476
More proof that succubus lovers are the bro-est people on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535488
Nice. Hope I can get paired with a lovely girl too.

Even better if it's a Jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535489
Thought and Memory, huh? I like the idea of it. Go ahead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535470

Great, now I can't bring myself to ask for a match if he can't find his either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535474
>>12535476
>>12535478

I'm the second anon. The only thing I've been doing is setting up wards of the criminal justice system and state with anons since last thread.

The original survey and the non-criminal waifus are the tripcode guy.

So I think I've done everything but Jinko, Slime, Dire Wolf, and Ryu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535379
Lucky son of a bitch
Not that Im complaining about the Blue Oni I got

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535509

Also, I don't think Kumiho anon ever claimed her. Could anyone really leave such a fluffy tail untouched?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535509
But thanks for being based, Anon. We don't know if the original guy will come back, and you've been doing it for us anyways.

The criminal MGs are doing pretty good though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535509
Thanks for doing this for so long man, also thanks for the Minotaur I'm sure we'll be very dysfunctionally happy with each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535430
You, are good.
I like the cut of your jib.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535528

We still need a family portrait of you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535474
Ryu are lovely, they might rival Holst for good wife and mother with how gentle and benevolent they generally are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533931

Doing again because I lost my post number forever from last thread.

1. N
2. N
3. Mewtwo, again.
4. Switch
5. y
6. New Game + for MGQ
7. Human Skin
8. Honey
9. Y
10. Succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>That happiness when the date program gives you a waifu and you read about her
>yfw seconds after you realize she will never be real

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535532

We should have someone draw a portrait of everyone and their waifus along with the Tripbro and Second Anon from the dating service in the middle as a token of gratitute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535543
She's real in your heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535529
>holst
>seducing

2cute2seduce

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535543
There's always lucid dreaming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534373
To be able to cheer up my cyclops with a gentle kiss to the eyelid.

[Anonymous No.]

A Kumiho is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535543

>Reading through /mgg/
>Most heartwarming stuff you can find on the internet
>Sudden realization
>None of if will ever happen

It's a surprising, yet crushing feeling, like getting hit by a stray bullet and surviving, except it keeps happening forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535543
Don't stop believing man.

Maybe the forces that rules the universe will see how many people are in need of MGs, sending them to us.

>>12535549
Or that. But I never succeeded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535555
Neither did I, but in the month that I started to try, I got damn good at recalling my dreams.
Heck, we might as well both keep trying until it sticks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535551
>Soul eaters
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535550
> butterfly kisses from a cyclops

Why is this not a thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535560
I'll keep trying.

>Reading all this heartbreaking stuff about MGs not being real
>Listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfnZw5D8_vM

Why live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535551
There's something exhilarating about a waifu that quite literally sees you as prey, but at the same time would never hurt you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535563
I thought they ate livers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535565
>>12535543

Now I understand why the Oni Born Guy is so pissed off all the time. Dem crushed dreams, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535569
Well, if Onis were real, it wouldn't be the only thing crushed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535566
Don't forget that she's fluffy.
Brush fluffy tails while she eats her beef liver. Touch fluffy tails. Love fluffy tails.
Then love her. Tenderly or roughly, it depends on her mood.

Just be sure not to upset her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535569
My heart can't take it anymore.

>>12535577
But it would be nice, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533931
>1. I want to be stronger than my waifu. Her being stronger is a turn off to me, or makes me feel inadequate.

No. Strong women are attractive.

>2. If there is one thing I can always admire, it's when a Monster Girl has a chest flatter than Paper Mario.

I'm not into flat chests, but not into cow tits either.

>3. Speaking of Paper Mario, the character I most wanted in Smash is

samus

>4. If I had to choose between the four, the word that most describes what I desire to be in a relationship would be

Equal

>5. I can't handle stressful situations well, so I'd prefer if my waifu could do that stuff instead.

If I can't make my own decisions, I'm unworthy of any waiu.

>6. Something Monster Girl related coming out in the near future that I'm looking forward to is

Card game, or strategy game like the Total war series.

>7. The eternal debate rages on, the best Monster Waifu is

scales

>8. The pet name I want my waifu to call me is

Sweetheart

>9. A daughteru is something I'd like to have one day.

I'd love having a family with my waifu.

>10. On the Succubi/Paladin debate, I side with

I like moderate succubi, I don't like mindbreak. And I don't like pallies either, I'd fight with my monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534548
>>12534543
Uh guys... I am both a proficient at writing and programming. My main language is C++ though ti is easy for me to learn most modern languages.

Just thought I would share that.

[Anonymous No.]

reminder that Killer Queen is a buttslut

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535595
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535595

Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535595
Gunpowder between her teeth?
Dynamite with a laser beam?

[Anonymous No.]

>Spent life knowing MGs will never be real.
>Live your life to the fullest, being kind and working hard.
>Remember every simple and good thing you did in life as you die.
>You find yourself in a flowery field, the Afterlife.
>Still realizing all that, you see someone coming in your direction.
>You waifu. The last wish you had before dying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535596
>>12535598
JoJo

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535529
>cut of your jib
I only learned that phrase a few days ago.
>>12535532
I really like that idea, probably gonna request it next time a drawfag shows up, it just sounds hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535603
>And then you woke up, back here in this shit reality
If you're being a nice person hoping some kind of karma comes back to reward you, I have bad news for you it font matter. "The ending is always happy, if only for someone else."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535616
Don't*

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533931
1. N
2. N
3. Ganondorf
4. Equal
5. N
6. Monster Musume
7. Fur
8. Darling
9. YES YES YES!
10. Behead those who insult Succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535603
>>12535616
These threads are not good for my mental health, I swear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535608
I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be saved by a Sea Bishop as your family and crewmates perish in a storm
>You will never hate her with all your being
>You will never wish for the land again
>You will never regale the Mer children with stories of the forests and other things above the water
>You will never notice her one day singing an old sailor's song
>She will never tell you she used to talk to sailors and learn of their songs
>She will never tell you the story of some young pup who happened to hit his head on a rock and miraculously live, scarring his forehead in the process
>She will never point at your scar, and how it's nostalgic

It hurts to live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535567
They do. But Ahri is a spinoff of a Kumiho. She eats souls.

[Anonymous No.]

Which MG is best option for becoming an operator?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535660
I would say mantis but I don't think she has thumbs to operate a gun

The generic answer is some feline monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535651

Were you the guy who wrote about the Bishop's younger sisters who called the sailor guy "Big Brother from the Land World" or something like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535662
I'm going with a Kobold

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533980

Congratulations!

You have been paired with Prohibited Materials Grizzly Girl!

This big mechanically-minded beargirl was caught constructing a radium thermal generator in her basement. Her reasoning was why pay for electricity when you can just make your own?

She has a total disregard for any kind of rules and regulations. The laws she follows are those in her heart, the ones that make sense. That works for most monstergirls when they aren't building devices powered by cancerous levels of radiation.

Her overall good behavior, when she doesn't have the access or freedom to get into trouble, as well as her honeysuckle sweet personality, convinced the board to give her a shot in the program as someone would be supervising her.

She takes to every task she starts with a singular focus, from making the perfect grilled cheese sandwich to planning the perfect date, and gets upset if any of her plans happen to go wrong. She'll try again and again and again to make it right.

Sometimes she'll spend days on end working on a project, forgetting to eat or sleep if you're not there to remind her. But if you are, the cuddling rewards are boundless.

She's a huge fan of old pulp scifi. After watching something like The Forbidden Planet, she'll try to sneak off do something like make a raygun out of your microwave.

Helping her start her own shop will channel much of these urges, and fulfilling orders will keep some of her worst ideas at bay. Just watch her when business is slow, or you might find her working on some doomsday project in the back.

We hope you enjoy your match!

[Anonymous No.]

Daily reminder that Monster Girls are a meme
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/monster-musume-daily-life-with-monster-girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535677
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535677
Wouldn't surprise me, EMG is vanillafag cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

Do Dwarf Girls count as Monster Girls?

[Anonymous No.]

For those following the Grimagia thing, there was an update today, it was mainly about the user created cards. Anyways, I'll dump the new art.

First we have the completed Phoenix card

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535663

Would it matter?

The answer is yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534896
But I am Ausfag. All region is spidersnake rape. Halp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535686
Completed Anubis card

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535685
I believe they look better as Loli's than butterfaced midgets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535010
>http://strawpoll.me/2667427
>Asian
Technically, yeah, But I'm a fucking 'strayan, cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535692
Sketch for one of the fan monsters Hypnotic Witch

Loli is the real monster here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535675
That's me.

I'll take her, we could do pretty cool stuff together. Thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535696
Straysian?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535689

I liked that greentext. Dem lower body robes be stylish as fuck yo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533931
>1. I want to be stronger than my waifu. Her being stronger is a turn off to me, or makes me feel inadequate.
N
>2. If there is one thing I can always admire, it's when a Monster Girl has a chest flatter than Paper Mario.
I prefer smaller over larger. My hardcap is D cup.
>3. Speaking of Paper Mario, the character I most wanted in Smash is
I don't play SSB
>4. If I had to choose between the four, the word that most describes what I desire to be in a relationship would be
Equal though I don't mind being hunted at all.
>5. I can't handle stressful situations well, so I'd prefer if my waifu could do that stuff instead.
I handle stress very well, so either or is fine with me.
>6. Something Monster Girl related coming out in the near future that I'm looking forward to is
Nothing really.
>7. The eternal debate rages on, the best Monster Waifu is
My waifu. or a hunter
>8. The pet name I want my waifu to call me is
"Prey" or something
>9. A daughteru is something I'd like to have one day.
Maybe.
>10. On the Succubi/Paladin debate, I side with
Neither, I am chaotic neutral so would fight both often and equally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535698
Sketch for another fan monster Nachash

The guy who keeps talking about wanting more Lamias should be happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535675
My god this Anon is lucky as hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535698
>spats
Wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535705
And last one is this teaser for the Expansion Pack voting, which will begin on October 1st. Also they had several contests for stuff so if you entered any of those you should probably check on the off chance you won.

Anyways that's it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535701

Not only are they fashionable, but maneuverable.

>TFW you'd grow gills behind your ears like Aquaman with an aquatic waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535686
Got the email update earlier. Very excited. Somehow I can't help feeling the Anubis card might have been inspired by this thread.

They are shipping in December right? Will be the best christmas present I have given myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535718
>Aquaman
Don't make bring out my smug animu grill macros, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535721

>King of 70% of Earth
>Somebody to laugh at

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535711
>>12535720
So this is coming out in December?
Seems kinda interesting, though sadly I don't have anyone I could try playing it with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535723

>king of the least productive parts of earth

FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

If I were to become an Incubus I would prefer that I have zero cosmetic changes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535724
Same for me.

Barely had people to play Magic where I live, now imagine a MG card game.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh my...Hroz graces us with delicious brown thickness.

[Anonymous No.]

All in favor of holding a thread funeral for Captain, please step forward with your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535707
Honestly I'm sick of seeing them everywhere. People seem to think that you can just slap on some spats and make it a good picture because of it. Who the fuck wears spats with robes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535724
>>12535732
>Not having friends you're close enough to do weird stuff with

The few friends I have are normalfags but I could probably talk them into playing a round at least. The only problem is I hardly see them because either distance or they have gfs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535740
a milfy kitsune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535736
Didn't like his spider girl one. The girl was a massive bitch.
>Stole his virginity
>Didn't even have the decency to use her vag for the first time.
I mean if you're going to rape some one rape some one, go full ball. But if it's just forceful love then nothing is stopping you from atleast being considerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535744
You talking about that smug bitch that makes me wanna punch her in the face whenever I see her? Because that ain't milfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535749
pls do not bully the spat wearers

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535743
>Having friends
What's it like?

MGs are my only friends.

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535743
Same for me, I lack friends for this kind of stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535701

Only problem is the full story is sitting in my backlog, fermenting like apples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535749
No bullying the spat-wearing kitsunes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535770
>Spats
>In a workout situation
>Actually in context for once
This is like. This is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535736
Praise Hroz.

Translation never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535754
At least they don't turn their backs on you.

R-right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535770

I bet those spats smell like sweat and apples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535757

Pastebin that shit nigga, I'd read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Had a rough day at work, tanuki boss nearly fired you again
>Decide to go to the bar with your friend
>It's pretty full, but not packed
>You order a couple jack and cokes from the Ogre bartender
>You leave a tip, and head over to the pool tables
>Your friend is already getting chatted up from a human girl
>They decide to play a game, and you sit at the closest table to watch
>A hornet girl comes over and sits across from you
>Shit
>You haven't seen one of them around in a long time
>She starts some small talk and introduces herself
>Still flirty, but not being too forceful or aggressive, which puts you at ease
>After some chit chat, your friend finishes his game, and offers to buy another round for everyone
>He heads up to the bar, and you almost miss it
>The human girl winks at the hornet, who winks back
>Fucking wing-girls, man

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535778
They'd turn their backs on you alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535789
>Damn it Charon, I chuckled

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535783
Are you having lewd thoughts about fluffy daughterus, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535789
Damn it Charon, I chuckled

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535790
This is.. Intriguing.

Why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535789
Carlos, god dam it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535795

>Not burying your face in that raunchy smelling slit in her spats
>Not lapping at the sweet nectar as the smell of melting cheese intensifies
>Not tenderly ripping the spats open just to the point of exposing her pink tender flesh beneath
>Not turning your daughteru into a woman for tempting Papa with such a lewd body

You tell me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535789
Charon I swear I'll sick hobos on you

[Anonymous No.]

Short break from dating entries. I'll be back in a little while. Then it will keep going all night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535777

There's a light at the end of the tunnel, Anon.

On Sadpanda, a group named "Translationsteady."

To quote their first Hroz post, "Expect more of Hroz's untranslated works in the future from us. Enjoy."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535795
Hey if anyone is lewd it's those depraved foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535804
>tempting Papa with such a lewd body
You have her half that body, dipshit, you brought it on yourself. do not dick the daughteru. Only the Onee-san can be dicked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535807

Take your time, you deserve a break, mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535789
>Not being a huge flirt with all the red oni girls and getting them to buy you drinks
It's like you don't even know how to be a bar skank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535804

>Dicking the daughteru

Here we go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535810
Welcome to the age of Onee-san.
http://exhentai.org/g/742628/84263b04f2/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535789
That was pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535819
Anon, please. I've already fapped 5 times today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535807
You deserve a break, Anon. Thanks for the Grizzly waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535804
>melting cheese
You are such a stupid shit bollocks, I swear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535807
You are a fucking scholar and a gentleman, anon.

By Hathor's bust, I hope your waifu is delivered to you in godspeed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535809
Those kitsunes are so lewd

I want to bully them with my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535823
Pleb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535830
>You will never be a butler to a family of incredibly wealthy Kitsunes.
>You will never be ordered by them to do lewd things. Like pouring chocolate sauce onto a Kitsune's Ass and thighs, then licking it off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535835
Charon's braid, I can't get over all that delicious HEALTH every time I see this picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535819
>That's the only thing that artist has done
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535830
No bullying the kitsunes

[Anonymous No.]

How would you do in a drinking contest with your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535724
I think it is, I'd have to dig out the email to confirm. I could be wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535823
>>12535841

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535844
I don't know how long my third Irish blood can help me out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535843
When it comes to mischievous foxes, it's bully or be bullied anon.

Survival of the smugest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535856
Go away Boob.

[Anonymous No.]

Now MGQ:P is getting a Gelatinous Cube. How are your dice rolls looking lately?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535844
I'd drink her under the table, if you catch my meaning

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535860

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535856
>those eyebrows
>Those heavy lids
>Dose dissapointing breasts
>Dat smug
Holy fuck it looks so punchable. Right on her forehead. Right between those giant obnoxious eyebrows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535860
Here's hoping for a Displacer Beast, a Rust Monster and a Flumph.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535865
What's worse is that she probably soaked your clothes with her water guns.

Damn foxes, they're a menace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535865
It would make a "doink" sound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535835

>As a butler, you'll never always be the last person to go to sleep in the entire mansion, making sure to do your duties until everyone has drifted off to sleep
>Your kitsune masters will never sneak into the bathroom one night as you take a quiet bath by yourself in a tub before going to bed
>You'll never fail to realize what's going on until you're already being smothered by breasts coming from all angles
>[ARA ARA WILL NEVER INTENSIFY]
>They'll never become more and more attached to you after that night, teasing you way more often
>This will never become part of their routine, making your life as a butler way more complicated

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535865
>disappointing breasts
Those are a nice size, a little bigger than a palm-full.
She's got very nice hips, ass, and thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535869
I love them as much as I love Onis

Which is a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535844
I don't think Anubi can hold their liquor.

I would win pretty easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535865
I'd punch her with my penis, and instead of her forehead, vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535844
>Rusalka is a water nymph, a female spirit in Slavic mythology
>Slavic mythology
>Slavic

We'd drink vodka together and participate in extreme squatting. and I would win because I have superior Russian blood flowing through my veins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535869
>Now you're as wet as I am
>OOHOHOHOHOHO
>>12535874
Urge to punch rising.

[Anonymous No.]

You have a lot of experience in this type of thing, so tell me, /mgg/. What is it like to kiss a lamia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535881
It's a real gripping experience. It leaves you tongue-tied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535835

>Be butler to an Aristocratic Kitsune family with your Kikimora daughteru as the maid-in-training
>It's her birthday, the other servants bake her her favorite cake, black cherries and dark chocolate
>They never notice the small change in her face
>Youngest Kitsune, nicer than the other would like to share, daughteru forces a smile, knowing lewd is incoming
>Yells at the Kitsune for rubbing the cherries on her nipples
>Runs off into her room
>Falls asleep after crying only to wake up sobbing
>Cries your name, tears dripping onto her night desk
>Tells you she's sorry that you started counting her birthdays, that she wants to end it, if that's okay with you.
>The picture on her desk is of an elderly butler, cradling a Kikimora maid in his arms, beaming with fatherly pride

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535873
And then there's the company they would keep.

A playful Wight who smacks your ass when you walk past her. Who jokes about how you should come and work for her at her castle-mansion, but you begin to think she might be serious.

A Dragon who acts stiff as a board and is completely serious. Then all of a sudden pulls you into a closet and confesses that she wants you to fuck her, right now, while her face turns red and she breathes heavily.

It's not easy being a butler for lewd Monster Girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535881
Tonsil-Ticklingly wonderful. Same with Kappa and Chameleon girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535885
Charon I swear to fucking god you're getting spanked and that hair is coming off

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535880
>OOHOHOHOHOHO

So like a Satako laugh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slnvTv1edmk

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535880
>OOHOHOHOHOHO
Why do enjoy that laugh so much?

[Anonymous No.]

raped.
through.
the floor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535895
Ushi please

I'm still mad about what happened to Frank

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535895
>through the floor

Come again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535881
Have you kissed bags of sand before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535899
I'm assuming she raped him so hard, the floorboards broke and they fell into the kitchen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535899
She starts on the third floor. Guy is on the floor and she's pounding into him. The force of her thrusts breaks through the floor to the level below.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535895
Thats why you have to make sure you buy her a high quality seal and make sure it's secure. And keep a spare on you at all times

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535899
She raped you so hard you went through the floor, Anon
She broke your pelvis so hard she broke the bed AND the floorboards

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535878
>Rusalka
Let me call you my nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>I will never have a Scottish oni Waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535908
but what if she doesn't want to wear the seal?
what if she's not here for the gentle, hand-holding stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535913
>Scottish
>implying I want an oni with even worse drinking problems and at higher risk of abusing me

[Anonymous No.]

Anons, are you saying that if a smugfox wiggled her ass at you, you would not fuck her?

http://i.imgur.com/c936Axf.jpg

Sure it's exactly what she wants, and she's going to be haughty as fuck about it. She knows no one could resist plunging deep into her holes, touching fluffy tail while your cock touches the entrance to her womb.

>>12535892
>>12535893
What about sausage curls from Fate/Kaleid?
OHHOHOHOHO ANON SELLS HIS BODY TO FOXES FOR MONEY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535917
Isn't that Irish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535891
NO.

She needs to keep all her clothes and her hair on when we rape her.

It's better that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535903
>>12535905
>>12535909
Is human bone strong enough not to give way before that happens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535898
Frank needs to stop going around asking for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535920
NO.

Bully Charon with tender love and spanking!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535919
They're Europoors, they're all equally shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535918

>http://i.imgur.com/c936Axf.jpg

God dammit, Anon, stop that. I'm doing the challenge.

Just a few more days to go, please don't tease me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535923
depends on how strong the construction is, if there are any flaws or wear, if the guy's bones are healthy, and if the ushi is pounding directly into the guy or at an odd angle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535924
I keep telling people he's not a clever man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535923
It can be, if you drink you're a good boy and drink your holsty milk every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535920

>Not using the better version

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535881
It is not something you ssssssssoon forget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535920
>we rape her
I'll kill you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535915
Then hopefully you have either strong bones or good insurance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535923
If you drink milk everyday and praise Hathor, you might last another hour

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533760
1. N
2. N
3. Phoenix Wright
4. Equal
5. Y
6. When Monster Musume finally gets anime adaptation
7. SCALES
8. Darling
9. Y
10. Succubi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535931
But anon, look how soft and inviting her asshole looks. I bet she's a real buttslut; you might even be able to wipe that smug look off her face.

But not to waste your seed, you could always pull out and then plunge deep into her cunt to fill her foxy little snatch.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be bullied and eventually proactively-dated by a yandere monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535887
This makes no sense. Retype it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535887
Am I the only one who is having trouble following this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535942

Stop it

STOP IT

This is TORTURE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535955
you know what torture is? A manticore tenderly enveloping only the tip of your dick with her tail pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535939
>>12535940
Many Ushi-onis are followers of Hathor because they want their husbands to have the strong bones to withstand the constant mating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535942

Got a link to that? I must investigate this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535961
Ushi-onis are also part cow, think on that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535958
I want to be orgasm bullied by a pussy tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535961
>ushi oni are killing off fat people with lots of sex
There is a god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535881
I'm sure it's a unique experience

Doujins when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535969
Milk doesn't make you fat. it makes you big boned

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533931
1. N
2. N
3. I'm more of a 1v1 2d anime fighter player, but Ridley would have been cool.
4. Switch
5. I'd rather we share responsibility in those types of situations, but I'd be okay with it if she took care of them.
6. Nothing in particular, although Grimagia might be fun.
7. Fluffy/human skin
8. Whatever she wants. It means more that way.
9. Y
10. Succubutts are best butts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535969
The world's greatest weight loss and fitness program. If you survive

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535958
>Manticore has you pinned down with a footpaw on your chest
>She's just grinning at you like a caged rabbit
>Tailpussy descends like a serpent from a branch
>She makes you beg for it, holding it just above your tip
>Even after you plead for her to give you release, she just takes the tip in
>Masturbates above you while keeping you on edge by tormenting the head of your cock
>Doesn't plunge it all the way in until she's finished masturbating, listening to your pleas for release
>Laughs at you for filling up her tail seconds after it sucks you in to the base
>Continues to laugh as it milks you to another orgasm while you writhe from sensory overload

>>12535963
It's only a preview. The doujin has never been scanned. It's like 52 pages. I want it bad.

>Still manages to look smug even while you're jamming your cock down her throat
http://imgur.com/a/5Vwak

She's also a fairly tiny fox. I imagine she's extremely tight and very tossable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535965
>Every time a ushi-oni find a guy who can withstand her mating, she prays to Hathor.
>She hears back a faint, "You're welcome"

>>12535969
Exactly this: >>12535976. They're no longer fat if they live through it. Everyone wins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535958

God DAMMIT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535980
Truly Hathor is the greatest god since Ammy
Praise Hathor

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535977
Are the gentle head pats she gives after her tail fucks your brains out the best thing in the world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535987
You jizzed all over your keyboard, didn't you Anon?
Couldn't hold it in any longer, huh? The thought just took over you lust

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535992
I would a manticore no matter what relation she had to me.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you do sexual favors for your manticore boss to get ahead in your career?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535977

>The doujin has never been scanned

Now I'm a little upset.

At least I still have a chance to win the challenge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536000
If I have a waifu, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536007
It's not like you actually have to have sex with her, just finger her tail a little or maybe eat her out. I'm sure your waifu wouldn't mind at all, now that your salary has doubled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536007
>>12536000

>Dick the boss

been there. no regrets. 10/10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536014

My NTR Counter is going nuts over here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536020
Nobody's NTRing anybody, think of it as giving your boss a back massage. Except the massage is in her pussy, and you're using tongue instead of fingers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535977
>http://imgur.com/a/5Vwak
Can someone give me a source? I can't seem to find it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535992
>backrubs and backscratches from a monstergirl with paws or claws

Literally heaven. Especially if headrubs are included too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536025
Or, you could also use your fingers too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536020
What if your boss is your waifu's sister and asks your waifu for a threesome? Would you do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536003
How do you feel about healthy foxes?

http://exhentai.org/g/565477/c3fa595453/

>>12536014
>Go to eat her out for a raise
>Just as your lips reach hers her paw suddenly mashes your face into her crotch and her thighs clamp down
>She laughs softly as you try to escape, gently petting your hair
>Tail swings low and manages to pull your pants down
>"Ara? You said you wouldn't go all the way, but here you are, so painfully stiff! Let me take care of that for you. A boss has to take care of her employess, doesn't she?"
>Against your will, shamefully, you cum into her tail three times

What do you tell your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536032
Does a Grizzly fuck in the woods?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536034
Say nothing and hope she'll never know. But she smells the manticore's scent on your body, though ignores it so she won't have to confront you about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmXdpv3pCGU

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535891
>Cutting hair
Are you some kind of satan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535911
Allow me to reciprocate, nigger 'o mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536052
It's better than raping the Charon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536056
I'd rather have the skin flayed from my flesh from the neck down than have my hair defiled. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536061
I can call the hobos back, see if they make you sing a different tune

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536028
Agreed. Specially after a stressful day of work, at least for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536078
>Roleplaying
I was referring to my own preferences, not roleplaying as Charon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536088
>Come home after a long day at work
>Middle of the winter, and cold as a stone hell
>Your waifu barely lets you kick your shoes off before she carries you up to the bedroom
>You tell her you'll give her sex in a little while as she pomfs you down onto the bed
>She undoes your clothes, the tenderness of her actions staying your protests
>Rolls you over onto your back, sits on top of your butt, and leans down with her full body weight to massage your back
>presses her breasts down onto you whenever she reaches forward to caress and scratch lightly at your scalp, working her digits through your hair in little swirling patterns
>she kneads the knots and tensions from your muscles, making you sink further into the bed, and into blissful sleep, as little explosions of warmth and tranquility bloom where she massages deep into body

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536125
I love the cold though. It invigorates me, doesn't wear me down at all. This is how I feel during summer, except I'd be all sweaty and stinky. Wouldn't mind being carried into a cold shower, though. Getting a boner in cold water rocks, it makes me feel like I'm defying some kind of universal law.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536125
>You will never be pomf'd by your dire wolfu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536125
Damn you, Anon. I need this so bad now, thanks.

>>12536139
Or Jinkos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536136
Well, I guess that's fine too.
I'm personally a fan of contrast. Nothing makes me appreciate a bracing cold or lethargic heat more then a respite of warmth that makes you want to huddle up close to something, or some shade and a fresh drink, respectively.
Contrast makes the world a beautiful place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536034
>Try to avoid her in the following days, never making eye contact and pretending you don't see the shit-eating grins she keeps flashing you from across the table at board meetings
>Start getting the easier assignments that don't require much thought or work, rumors fly around and coworkers get suspicious that Anon's landed on the boss's good side
>Waifu knows something's going on when you come home from work and refuse to put out and go straight to bed, noticing that you get embarrassed to see her naked now even though you've been married for some years
>Week later, staying late at the office to finish up an assignment even though you have no strict deadline
>Manticore boss approaches you, slams more paperwork on your desk, saying your performance lately has been "unsatisfactory." Should come see her in her office to discuss his future at the company
>Shit, I'm getting canned. What does she expect with all these easy ass assignments?
>Follow her into her office as she closes the door behind you, expecting to get chewed out, mentally preparing to bargain with more sexual favors
>Don't notice the camera on the tripod in the corner of the room until you hear the light clacking of the door being locked
>"Anon, I'm very disappointed in you. We've had many heart-to-heart exchanges since you've started here a few weeks ago but I'm afraid you don't really trust in me, or in what this company stands for."
>Tail bobbing closer and closer to your face. Always business speak with her.
>Notices your glances at the tripod. "Let me show you something."
>It's film of every one of your past "exchanges", she was filming the whole time unbeknownst to you
>"Do you know what this means, Anon? I will no longer tolerate your half-hearted efforts for this company. What would they think about this? Your friends, family, coworkers... your wife. How would they feel about such poor performance at your job?"
>"I wonder what they would say, knowing what you've done."
>Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536148
And this is why you never betray your waifu's trust.
After all, she'd stay pure for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536148
Go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536093
Yeah I wasn't either, I was trying to word it so you'd picture a fate worse than getting your hair cut.

That did not work out well

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536168
Oh. Well I guess anus tearing sucks, but I'd still rather keep my hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536139
What would she do after pomfing you there? Would she pin your arms with those great paws of hers? Would she assert her dominance by nipping at your neck with those pointed canines? Would she press her tongue past your receiving lips and steal the air from your lungs with a wild, moaning kiss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536174
What if both happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536175
All of that sounds wonderful

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536175
More aggressive nipping alternating with throat fucking you using tongue, locking her lips to yours while panting and moaning into your mouth.

Alternating between slamming up and down and rolling her hips. Switches between vaginal and anal, depending on which hole is feeling most vacant.

Finally, when she climaxes she lets out a long howl and then gives you a big slobbery kiss, all while her tail is wagging like a feather duster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536148
>Y-you can't do this to me. Blackmail is a crime.
>"Blackmail? Anon, you made this decision yourself. You wanted to use your body to get ahead, pleasure your boss with that slutty little mouth of yours. This is what the slut gets for money and easy work, shame."
>"Take off your clothes."
>Fuck you, I'm not... You're about to make a lunge for the camera when you feel a prick on the back of your neck.
>"I could fire you and send these videos and pictures out to everyone you know. I'm familiar with your background, as any responsible employer would be. I could fire you and ruin your life, and make sure you never get a steady job again, but I'm not going to do that. I want you to own up to acting like a common whore. Strip."
>Fully engorged now, you obey, unable to break eye contact with her even as you're on your knees and eating her out for the Xth time. Pride, outrage, everything gone as the venom takes over and simply follow her commands like a newly trained puppy. Tongue-deep in her snatch again, looking up at her face for her slightest responses, more eager to please than you've ever been, even for your waifu. Camera's getting all of this but you hardly care anymore. You lose sense of time.
>A moment of clarity while she's pounding you with her tailpussy. You see your smiling waifu's face in your mind, she's welcoming you home after another day of work, asking you how your day was and telling you she's gotten the bath all ready.
>A single chaste thought before your own frenzied moaning drowns out the rest.
>The next few weeks are among the most grueling in your life, waking every day from dreams of your loved ones disowning you, waifu leaving you, and that goddamn shit-eating grin. Days spent paranoid, scanning the most trivial, off-handed remarks of your coworkers for signs that the boss let it slip. Thank Hathor the boss is on a trip to a branch a few towns over.
>"Is working getting you down, Anon? You work so late, I'm afraid you're overdoing it."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535977
>Manticore has you pinned down with a footpaw on your chest
>She's just grinning at you like a caged rabbit

Like this?

https://i.imgur.com/vuj3ifa.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536125
This made me think of a Viking coming home to his Auroch-based Holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536220
Police-kun or Dredd when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536220

You see, this is why I telecommute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536232
"Eat the tail!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535971
The first one will be Miia and her mom.

It will end in ntr by the mom taking Darling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536220
See this? This is how you get an anon to shoot up his office and behead his boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536175
>Wah~ What are we gonna do on the bed, wolfu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536279
just call a paladin(s) Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536220
>Mumble something about taking responsibility for your actions. Flinch when waifu clamps you on the shoulders.
>"You're my love hostage, Anon, you know you can tell me anything." Look into her deep [insert color here] eyes for what may be the first time in over a month.
>Of course, I'd tell you anything. I am your hostage after all.
>Boss is back, work picks up again. This time you seem to get the heaviest load of anyone in the office, mounds of paper accumulating at your desk faster than you can fill them out.
>You don't want to admit it to yourself, but any outsider could see that it's a full-on affair now. Telling your waifu you've been scheduled for some business trips, packing a change of clothes for nights at the office with your Manticore boss.
>Now addition to your impossible workload, boss takes the liberty of making your sexual life a living hell as well. Pumping you full venom almost to the point of ODing, making you beg for the tailpussy while making lewd poses for the camera, a grade A camwhore if you ever knew one. Orgasm torture, riding ragged, the typical things a career slut is subjected to. You've probably done it more times with her in a week than you have with your waifu over the whole course of your marriage.
>One night, boss lets you off the hook early with a pawjob. Coming home is the only thing you look forward to these days.
>"Anon."
>Waifu. What are you doing still up.
>"Anon, I haven't said anything now for a while but. You stink."
>H-ha, yeah, stress makes me sweat and...
>"Manticore spunk. Why do I smell manticore spunk?"
>Your heart sinks in your chest. How do you talk your way out of this one?
>"Anon, I know you're unfaithful. But it's not the cheating that hurts me the most. It's that you've never told me, that you avoid me. I know your afraid of getting me mad but... How could you do this to me?"
>The game is up.
>Wait, what game? You're the victim here, clearly, it's not like you enjoy this... She should be sorry for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536298
I am a paladin. In fact I am THE Paladin. I am simply stating that doing something like that will turn a man into a murderer. That being said he should have just come to me so I could inflict harsh judgement on that whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535899
Read It's not the fall that kills you by RSanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536301
W-Will this be a healing with the waifu beating the crap out of the Manticore and slowly healing the Anon's heart as he seeks to redeem himself in his waifu's eyes?

Please be healing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536301
>have waifu be mantis, jinko, or salamander.
>kill boss
Happy ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536309
No healing for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536315
Anon please I'll do anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536277
>It will end in ntr by the mom taking Darling.
Gay

It should end with them both fucking him. He should go full-on asclepius

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536315
Please, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536301
JoJoke's on you, my waifu's got better venom than your manticore slut.
The way I see it, this would never happen.
>tfw you read this as another '>you will never' greentext

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536322
Mother daughter tag-teams are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536315
Anon no.
Anon pls, no, God, no stop.
Anon.
Please.
Calm down.
Shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534847
>https://i.imgur.com/vuj3ifa.png

why do i get the feeling that Hathor is saying something along the lines of 'aw come on, you always get the guys, let me have him!'


im jelly of the anon in the middle, really like the color, need a partially clothed happy hathor

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536315

Ah shit. Shitshitshit. Come on, mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536303
But Mr.Paladin, this is no whore. This is a demon we are talking about! What whore lives off of the Spirit-energy of humans until they are fully sapped of their spirit, staining their soul?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534847
Wait, who's the one in the middle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536341
Nope. It's too late. That means more Healing Holstaurus for the rest of us!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536301
>Listen here. I do this for your sake, I bust my ass all day at work so we can make a decent fucking living. And what do I ask for? Nothing. I ask for a waifu who doesn't fucking throw around baseless accusations to guilt me into doing something.
>Wait, why are you saying this. Has all the venom gone to your head, where is your judgment?
>You're fucking useless, wait do you do all do while I'm gone? You're the one sleeping around, not me.
>Wait, no, fuck.
>Waifu doesn't slap you, doesn't yell, doesn't crumple into tears. Just a dead stare like you just shat all over the floor at a family gathering.
>You don't speak for the next few days, waking earlier than usual and leaving before she gets up, getting TanukiMart breakfast packs. Coming home later than usual, when she's fast asleep.
>Boss notices a "performance spike" in your little sessions these days. You're more hands-on, warm, you even ask, ASK, for cuddles. "I'm glad you're figuring out how things work around here."
>Somewhere in the back of your mind you know it's all her fault. But damn it, somehow you feel your waifu betrayed you. But no, she was always on your side. But how could she not know, somehow, telepathically, that you needed help? But now she's abandoned you.
>It's the 5th session this week, and you're coming home sore from letting the boss test out some new "company products" on you.
>Home now. Door's locked. Strange, usually she keeps unlocked for you, the least she can goddamn do.
>Hit the lights in the kitchen. She's left a note on the fridge, you already know what it says before you register it as an unusual occurrence.

>>12536318
It's a long road to redemption.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536346

Ra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536352
Every roads long. But it makes the destination more worthwhile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536357
Amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536352
You'd better not be going where I think you're going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536365
I'm not quite sure where I'm going myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536352
Don't do this you bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533931
1. N
2. N
3. Mewtwo. I can dream, damn it. T-T Ridley would be a close second.
4. Switch while in private, tacitly equal in public.
5. N
6. KC releasing Jörmungandr, Níðhöggr and Quetzalcoatl (preferably with the latter as a species, but whatever).
7. Scales
8. I have a name. It is [redacted]. However, I would accept "Treasure," "My Lord," "Master" and "My Love."
9. Y
10. ...
Revenge! Revenge! I am SMAUG! I kill where I wish. I am strong, strong, strong! My armor is like tenfold shields. My teeth are like swords. My claws, spears. The shock of my tail, a thunderbolt. My wings, a hurricane. And my breath, death!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536352
>Immediately insulting waifu to cover his ass
>Not coming clean and reassuring her that you love her
I'm gonna keep reading, but immersion lost. I would not do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536352
>>12536315

I spent the entire weekend studying like a motherfucker for a shitload of tests that are about to come on the following weeks.

It's Monday, 00:25 A.M. where I live right now. My back hurts, my eyelids are heavy and my stomach is growling. I figured checking up /mgg/ would be a good way brighten my mood before I went to bed, and this is what I see.

...Guess it be like that sometimes. Good night.

/blogshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536371
>Mewtwo. I can dream
This

They replaced him with that faggot lucario and kept him in

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536380
Wait. Before you go.
Have this.
>>12532259

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536373
That seems like a surprising strength of character for someone that ended up in that position in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536403
I mean, if she already knows, you might as well, am I right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536380

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536406

Why not just say

> That fucking bitch is holding me hostage

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536419
Definitely a simpler choice, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536315
Yes
Need suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536419
Sometimes being straight to the point is the best plan of action

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536421

I mean, I'm sure that hiring an assassin wouldn't be that difficult.

I'm sure you could put put something together that the evidence of your relations were destroyed.

Better yet, you could set it up to plant some false evidence, bring it to court, run her company into the ground. And walk away wit ha ridiculous sum of money.

[Anonymous No.]

Somebody Dredd this guy's greentext please. How long has it been since that last one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536431
It's ruined when you say it man, the best part of Dredd is the surprise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536431
Maybe he's extending the suffering by pausing for dramatic effect.
You know, like in those action movies when the hero swan dives off a cliff and you think he's dead just to be in a car being carried by a helicopter

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536427
Hire the best assassin duo in the city, a Kunoichi and a Girtablilu.

The Girtablilu destroys all the evidence before the boss gets back.

The Kunoichi gets paid double if she fucks the boss in front of the camera with her tail.

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>>12536431
The last Dredd end I remember was for that Dragon Bully NTR thing

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>>12536352
>"At parent's house. Leftovers in the fridge. Love, Waifu."
>Only she's not back the next night, nor the night after that, nor the night after that.
>You just try to keep your mind on work. The thought of coming back to an empty house tears you apart inside, you can't bear to face it.
>At tonight's session, you don't strip first thing and put in the ball gag as you're accustomed to.
>Hey, uh, Madame President. Instead of doing this, here, maybe we could...
>Shit Eating Grin. "Of course, let me get my coat." As if she were expecting you to say this all along, as if it were the most natural thing in the world not to want to go home to your waifu
>You follow her down to the parking lot, her giving a nod to the oni security guard at that gate while she unlocks some absurdly-expensive-looking sports car
>You're in the front seat now, enjoying the night's ride in spite of yourself. Instead of heading straight to her place however you make a stop at some high class Zipangu restaurant, open late tonight. You follow her inside, her noding to the ushi-oni waitress who leads you to your table. No one's around besides some waitresses breaking down the tables for the night
>As if they expected to see a couple on a midnight tryst, the most ordinary thing in the world.
>Conversation is light and mostly formal, talking about work, what direction she'd like to take the company in, how she expects the company to keep growing in prominence. Easy conversation, as if you were on lunch break and would resume shortly.
>"How's the wife?"
>It's not a surprising question. Nothing surprises you these days
>Fine. Staying with some relatives. There's the grin again.
>She's munching on something "fancy" that looks like it was harvested from the organs of an impoverished Zipangu citizen. No response. She's not about to badger you to give up on her, is she?
>Check's paid, thank Illias she's picking it up for you.
>"You should stay with me for a while. Business is going to pick up soon."

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>>12536440
>That time when people first found out Clare was a Futa, Dredd came in, ripped of Clare's dick and exploded the truck

Dredd was too good for us, can someone find that one?

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>>12536437
sorry, I actually didn't mean it to keep going but somehow I hate to leave it hanging

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>>12536439

I'd still have them plant false evidence, so I can Blackmail HER to give me obscene amounts of money, unless she wants it leaked to the local Paladin Force.

With my new Money I would plan a month long retreat with my Waifu, so I can make up not having a set of balls to her.

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>>12536441
In b4 wife is your boss's whore.

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>>12536441
I still waiting for her to dump and fire him like a dirty slut he is.
With no waifu and bitch boss he hangs himself
Best end

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>>12536447
>Boss was Wife all along
Written by M. Night Shymalon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536447
>Inb4 his boss and his wife are friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536445
Yes, now this anon knows what's up.

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>>12536136
Same here; heat saps my will to live.

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>>12536451
>inb4 waifu did this to test you, and you failed miserably
>inb4 she leaves and takes the kids, never to return

M-Minna...Yada.

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>>12536449
I'd rather he gets a new job as an actor in "independent" films. Soon he becomes known s the biggest slut in the businesses, willing to spread his legs for any girl with cash or a camera.

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>>12536450
>Boss takes off her disguise
>It was his wife
>She's fed up that you cheated on her
>But you take off your disguise. Why do you have a disguise you ask?
>Because you're the boss!
>But then your wife sees in shock of the events and takes off her disguise
>What, another disguise? Who could it be
Turns out it was YOU ALL ALONG!
>But here's the kicker
>The waitress Ushi Oni comes over
>And she takes off her disguise
>and it turns out It was your wife! who has been watching you all along!

Written by M Night Shamalamadingdong

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>>12536461
>Shamalamadingdong

Thanks for reminding me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KStsPPgeka4 and also making me wonder what MGs in a 50's setting would be like.

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>>12536461
>That mad twist, tho
10/10, Nominated for Best Screenplay Award

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>>12536457
I don't remember anything about kids

>>12536460
No, not enough suffering

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>>12536461
Suddenly reminded of the cow ending from Earthworm Jim 2.

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>>12536464
50's America with MGs would either be filled with racism for both niggers and MGs, or would be flat out black leathered boys hitting up catgirls by snapping their fingers and dancing horribly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536385
Thank you. Somebody understands.

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>>12536464
Could be possible, I'd certainly would like to see it, but it runs the risk of running into >>12536469

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>>12536441
>"It's a bit closer to the office than from where you are. I'm sure the misses wouldn't mind, right?"
>Of course. You're on the steps to her apartment now, no turning back. Might as well get yourself a job at the local strip club, it's all the same anyway.
>You follow her inside, casually noting the grates on her windows. Must be crime around here. Shame, nice neighborhood.
>Her apartment is more or less bare, aside from a rather dilapidated couch, a couple a stools and a wooden table. Place looks like she just moved in, maybe she did considering how not-lived-in it looks. Not one for home decor I guess.
>"Take a seat, I'll grab us some drinks."
>She retreats into the next room, which you assume is the adjoining kitchen. It's taking an awfully long time on those drinks, hope she's got some fancy shit rigged up, I could use something powerful after a day like this.
>Back now. "Here you are." Tastes like shit, but you assume it's something your low class tastes can't appreciate.
>"I wonder about the misses, though. It just sort of tickles me up inside, knowing that she doesn't know what you and I know. You know what I mean?"
>No.
>"Tell me Anon, what do you do outside of work. Your hobbies, I mean. What are your hobbies?"
>You something bland, ask about herself.
>"Oh, you know. I collect. I'm a collector."
>Huh. Vintage postage stamps, wine bottles, what do rich people collect?
>"Come out back when you're done with the drink. Let me show you what I collect."
>Sure. But hold on, can I use your phone?
>Better leave Waifu a message on the home phone in case she's back tonight. You know she couldn't possibly be back now, but who knows. Tell her your at a friends house.
>"Phone's in the kitchen."

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>>12536474

>running into >>12536469 (You)
You're probably implying that I'm either a tumblrfag, or an otherwise horrible person.

I guess the way I typed like a fag, I can see how you would suspect that.
My bad.

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>>12536479
>Collector
I sense, some sort of fear and dread
Like this girl is a yandere and killed your wife. and now you're going to see her corpe because she collecs the X from the girls who touch her man

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>>12536479
BAD END BAD END

ABORT

ABORT

WAIFU PLEASE SAVE US

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>>12536461

Has anyone written a story of a monstergirl trying to disguise herself as another type of monstergirl, and she keeps up the act even though what she is and isn't is painfully obvious, because she knows the guy she has her eye on has a preference for what she's trying to disguise herself as?

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>>12536479
>She collects waifus

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>>12536488
She collects vulvas and hangs them on her back balcony.

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>>12536479
>She collects beaten and broken assholes who don't deserve the slice of heaven that miraculously fell into their lap.
>You're her latest.
You had one job. Love the waifu.

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>>12536490
>werewolf trying to be a mermaid, doggy paddles with a fake fishtail poking out of her bum.

That's pretty cute.

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>>12536479
YEEEEEESSS
My suffering hype is rising

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>>12536469
>Implying you don't want to see Catgirls doing the Charleston.

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>>12536500
>Catgirls doing the Charleston
Everything should do the Charleston

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>>12536466
Its plenty suffering. While his waifu leaves him and finds a honest and loving anon, he's cheap whore addicted to almost every sort of venom, only looking towards his next fix or fuck. He would be willing to whore himself to anyone, to the sweaty virgin NEET mgs, to the matangos and the shitlickers, to human girls.

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>>12536490
There was a series of greentexts about a Lizard Girl who disguised herself as a Dragon to impress a guy by wearing fake wings.

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>>12536500
Charleston isn't from the 50s. It's from the 20s.

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>>12536479
>grates on windows
>barren household
>no decorations aside from a janky-ass couch
>calls herself a 'collector'
>wants to show you the things that she 'collects'

アノンくん...
にげる.

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>>12536466
>I don't remember anything about kids
And that's why you're a horrible husband, Anon.
Can't even be bothered to remember your kids' names.

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>>12536479
Anon is rip

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>>12536500
>50's
>Charleston

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>>12536479
Why do I get the distinct impression the Boss likes Huey Lewis and The News?

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>>12536503
Now that I want to see.

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>>12536522
Because she knows It's hip to be square.

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>>12536500
>implying that I'm implying I wouldn't want to see catgirls doing the Charleston

Still, I'd much rather see the girls dancing the dance of their time, going to diners, talking about those "Summer Nights"
WellaWellaWella-HUH!

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>>12536519
I want to punch her in the face.

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>>12536479
>Not much in the kitchen either. Doesn't eat much maybe, rich people diet too I guess.
>Shitty corded phone. Hey Waifu, it's me. At Bob's house. Left my cell at home so don't call it. Beep.
>Your voice is a little trembly for some reason. It's not from tears, you've wasted those a long time ago. Anxiety? It's natural when speaking to your estranged wife, I guess. You reach for the dial again.
>Hey, waifu. It's me. Um, to tell you the truth, I'm at my boss's house. She's on...
>Shit, you weren't paying attention to the street address. Where the fuck are you?
>Look, just call this number back, like, it's on the log or something. Call back, please. Please? Guess you were desperate.
>"A little late to beg for her to come back to you, dontcha think?" You didn't ever hear her approach, but now here the tail is in your face again.
>President. No, just making sure she's not home. Are you--
>Your face meets the floorboards. One minute you're up looking into her shit eating grin, now it's all dark, but not uncomfortable. You suppose that what hit you was her "love dart" but you don't remember it ever knocking you to the ground, or taking away sensation.
>Light again. This time it's harsh, not like the dimly kitchen that had never been used. What the fuck, turn that off, let me lie in bed a while longer. Only you're sitting up right, and it's a desk light someone's holding up to your face.
>For Illias' sake, turn that thing... your eyes adjust to the light. Look, if you want to play rough, we can do that, at least tell me beforehand so I don't have a heart attack.
>President. President? You see the tail, the paws, but something's a bit off. She's not wearing clothes, and neither are you, but that's to be expected.
>"Hello Anon. Enjoy your nap? I've got plans for tonight. I want to show you my collection."
>Yeah yeah, suck me dry as per usual. I appreciate the rope bondage too, real nice. But look...
>Who the fuck are you?

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>>12536528
Tell me more, tell me more.
Did you steal a base?

Tell me more, tell me more,
Was there red on her face?

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>>12536534
Plot twist: This legendary "Prez" is your wife who happens to be a yandere. And her collection is all the people she's killed that looked at you in a lewd way

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/ZSNPnjUi
I made a smut

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>>12536534
now's a good time for that adrenaline to kick in and get the fuck out of there

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536534
>>Who the fuck are you?
>Random greentext guy is doing it himself
IT'S HAPPENING SOMEBODY IS GOING TO GET CUBED.

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>>12536534
>"My name, by the way? It's Dante. But you can call me Dante the Demon Killer. Has a nice ring to it don't you think?"

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>>12536534
>At Bob's house
It was him again!

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>>12536549
>Plot twist: It's Don'te
>You get killed by Don'te

And we all learned a valuable lesson.
Don't commit NTR, or you get killed at the hands of the lesser version of a once-great hero, and that's just dishonorable.

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>>12536549
Ugh. I can taste the fedora.

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>>12533931
>be 22nd in line for monstergirl dating service

Well at least I came back from work in time to see what I missed.

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>>12536549
FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>Waiter, there's fur in my soup!

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>>12536564
Lewd on the left, pure on the right. What is problem?

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>>12536534
>"Anon, we were just talking a minute ago. Don't you recognize me?"

>Waifu?

>It's your waifu's face, but. You're waifu's no pussytail, you can confirm that. You brain's a bit slow to get working tonight, you can't quite piece together.
>"It's me, your boss. You work for me, remember? I pay you, and you pay me with your body. You're the slut, I'm the slut's master. You remember now?"
>Why, why do you have...
>"Your wife's face?"
>She pulled out of the light now, put the lamp on a table and seemed to recline into something. It's a dark as fuck room, no windows. Walls bare. The lamp still faces your direction although at that distance it's not enough to light up the face you just saw.
>She's giggling now. A school girl's laugh, shrill, like someone just told the greatest joke in the world and she's the only one in on it.
>"No, Anon. You're seeing things. You're seeing things, you're hallucinating, you're grief stricken, your grief is making you see things."
>She does whatever she's doing for a few minutes longer in silence.
>Another face in the light.
>"Hello Anon."
>What, what. Why.
>It takes a long second to recognize the face. It's the ushi-oni waitress who you must've seen not an hour before. Maybe more than an hour. You can't tell anymore.
>Another crackling laugh and the face recedes into the darkness.
>"Hello Anon."
>I'm getting real fucking sick of this game. Don't show me some oni's face, show me the boss's face. Let everything go back to the way it should be, let me go home, let me find my waifu smiling, getting the bath ready. Let me off your wild ride.
>"Do you understand now, Anon?" It's the boss's face.
>"You're part of the game. My game. I play it with you, and your wife. You're all playing my game. Do you know how to win the game?"
>You're struggling now, though this time it's a somewhat less sexual affair. The chair you're sitting on doesn't budge an inch, like it's bolted to the floor.

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>>12536557

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>>12536564
Would you eat a monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536569
I'm sure I'd love me some P'Orc chops.

[Anonymous No.]

Here's a shorter than normal update.
http://pastebin.com/58tpxJxW

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536569
I want to taste a slimegirl. Maybe blueberry flavored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536573
Would you eat your way out of a Gelatinous Cube?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536573
Would you coat your pancakes with your syrupy slime waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536567
Is this a Doppelganger?

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>>12536574
It's eat or be eaten so of course. I don't think I'd have as much fun as eating my slime waifu though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536575
>Pancakes

http://i.imgur.com/rRhNXcx.jpg

>>12536567
This is some fucked up shit

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>>12536567
I'm not sure if the is some Yandere goddess shit, or if we're dealing with a monstergirl version of Koh the Face Stealer.
Either way I'm fucking terrified.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw snow outside
>still no fluffy kitsune to cuddle with
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536575
Bubuzuke needs to do more slime, goddamnit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536575
If she tastes sweet then why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533931
1. No
2. No
3. Ridley sounds good
4. Equal
5. No
6. The possibility of the Monster Musume anime
7. Human Skin
8. Sweetie
9. Yes
10. Succubi

-TK for easy ctrl+f

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536567
What the hell is going on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536585
God yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536584
>snow
Now where on Earth is it snowing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536588
She wants to play funny games anon. This is a b-rate horror movie now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536584
>Snow
I pity you, anon.
I'm safe from snow until mid-December. Usually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536569
>They say that if a snake is cut into pieces, it will pull itself back together by sunset.
>Care to give it a try?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536594
>pity
Nigga, I'd be jumping in joy if I got snow already. Climate change is endangering the natural habitats of Snow Elves.
>>12536595
They also say a Pharaoh will survive trepanning because they are gods. Care to give it a try?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536591
Not the Anon, but maybe upper north? I know I've been getting some light dust up here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533931
1.No
2.No
3.I don't care
4.Equal
5.No
6.Bromont's VN
7.A tie between Scales and Feathers
8.Honey
9.Yes
10.Succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536576
>Doppelganger
Holy fuckensteiner. It's bitch related. It's every woman he's met in the past 10 years and she just wants to fuck with him. Abandon life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536603
>the Dunwich horror
Too creepy for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536599
>Don't know what trepanning is
>Decide to look it up

Nooo, stop, that's gay!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536610
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536567
>She's standing full in the light now, arms crossed. It's strange to see such a grin on your waifu's face.
>"This is my collection. What do you think?"
>Her body changing that of a child's, a child's features mixing in with your waifu's, an arm turning into a tentacle, a leg into a hoof, all undefined for a moment until it regains a constant form.
>A woman, absurdly tall, not in a muscle girl sort of way. Curly, shoulder length hair. Tall, tall, pale, like a ghost but surely human in form.
>Stepping out of the light again, a tongue flickers into your ear.
>"This is what your boss didn't know, what the folks at the community center didn't know, what the paladins don't know and what my enemies don't know. I don't collect for fun. I don't have fun doing this, I'm the victim here." Waifu.
>"I want a mate. That's normal, right?" Tongue sliding deeper into your ear.
>"I need faces, many faces, faces of loved ones. I need faces that are loved, so that someone can love me."
>"Your boss, your wife, the children living in your neighborhood, your coworkers. I have them all."
>You don't say anything. This seems to goad her on.
>"If you want Anon, I can have your face too." You don't dare turn your head.
>No more tongue, just voice in the darkness. "Your wife, she's at her parent's house. Your boss is asleep at home, too." How...
>"I've watched you Anon, it breaks my heart to see a man cheat on his wife for money. Petty money." Her voice held anger for a minute and then flattened out.
>"So, I wanted in. I want to be the woman in your life. If you'll let me." A weight on your chest, a child's body sitting on your lap, your waifu's face. A deep kiss, you close your eyes to whatever face is kissing you.
>"Tell me Anon, what do you like? Oh, I know you like getting pushed around like a slut. That's boring. Have you ever tried anything... rougher?"
>You're aware of a pain in your right thigh, possibly a stabing pain though you must be too drugged to finely distinguish it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536619
His Alp mind must be overriding his brain, causing it to seem lewd considering it involves the head
He probably thought it meant skullfucking with his lewd mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536619
Trepanning is Are you ready? Because I don't think you are.
It's when they take a drill bit and bore a hole into your skull.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536625
Yeah I looked it up myself. How is it gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536623
What the fuck am I reading?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536610
It's not gay, it's a mind opening experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536627
It's not.
I just say that when I get squeamish about things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536623
What the fuck is going on?
What is this Eldritch madness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536631
Fair enough, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536623
Where did the boss go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536623
What? Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536631
You need to be more open-minded, try broadening your perspective a little bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536629
>>12536639
I see what you two are doing here.
I don't like this one bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536639
>>12536641

It's a real headache dealing with mentally compressed and close-minded people. It makes it feel like every conversation is a drill exercise, and just generally drives you insane in the membrain

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536623
EVASIVE MANEUVERS ANON

DONT LET HER IN

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536641
You must have a screw loose to not enjoy brain-teasers and puns. Puns are so great it's mental. Any one can do them, too, it's not like it's brain surgery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536647
>>12536642
Guys, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536642
I'M INSANE GOT NO BRAINS

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536623
>Doppelganger, you suppose. You've heard of these shits before. On TV, true crime, or something. Your friend had a friend who knew one, or something. The famous con artists who slip into a poor schmucks life and fuck them in place of their wife. Harmless, unintentional cuckolding, they usually give themselves up to the police once they've had their fun. Then everything goes back to normal, the man and his wife reconcile, curse the silly villain who can't find a man of her own, the imposter who must push the real baby harpy out of the nest to get fed.
>"What shall I do now~?" The pain in your thigh has stopped, in exchange for a tight grip on your throat. It seems to be a large paw, more like a yeti's than a manticore's.
>"I could have you here and no one would ever know. But let's take out time, shall we?"
>Something warm and wet rubbing on your crotch, clamping one moment and releasing the next. You harden in spite of the fear. The large furry paw prevents you from seeing what's going on down there. A sweet sucking sensation, very comfortable.
>You reach orgasm looking into a face that's... not terribly human, much less monster. You try to cry out but only manage a pitiful squeal.
>"That's the first one."
>Slime now all over your body. A scythe-like limb is angled at your neck, while your boss's face floats above i the darkness. You close your eyes and open your mouth, hoping to placate her. The next kiss comes in and you bite down. No response.
>"I love you Anon, the way your boss and your wife loves you. Will you marry me?"
>A couple of more orgasms and you're tired, you don't remember cumming to be this tiring. You drift off while a hand holds your head against a breast. Just before you go you hear a crashing somewhere in the distance.
>You're up again. It's loud, there are other people there. An antiseptic smell, somehow very comforting.
>"You okay, Anon?"
>Sure thing boss lady.

fuck I'm tired. you know how this ends, will try to finish next post

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536650
You gotta whole lotta nerve to be so cranially concerned with word-play. You must be a real Bore at parties. You really are just digging your own hole here. It's like you have tunnel vision when it comes to taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536660
As shit. I butchered to spoilers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536660
I do like some holesome puns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536663
Finally, an anon who really has his head screwed on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536659
It's been a fun story. I've missed green text thread stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536666
I lobe you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536666
Stop with the puns or I kill the grapesnake!
I'm warnin' ya. Swear to god I'll do it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536672
I suggest putting more brainpower into your idea. Don't want to get screwed over your hasty decision.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536672
You won't do it. You're bluffing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536670
I know, right. I am the very pineal of pun making. >>12536672
No one stops the pun. The pun will pummel you until you are purple in the face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536674
Truly he's getting a bit in over his head here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536659
Someone please explain what the fuck just happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536681
Crazy Doppleganger punishes cheating anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536644
>entry denied
You funny guy, but we friends, yes? Glory to Arstotzka!
>>12536678
I guess he'll never be the head of a major corporation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535920
>She needs to keep all her clothes and her hair on when we rape her.
Oh god yes! Clothed rape is so good~ Just imagine watching the cum drip past her hem...
http://exhentai.org/s/70abd11ff3/524340-8

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536681
Anon was a little whore who sould out his pure love for a promotion. Every one felt like shit. Doppel-chan wanted to be loved and has self esteem issues and feels like a pice of shit, so she looked for a piece of shit guy to love her. Found anon. Then took the form of the people he knew and kidnapped him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536676
I'll do it! I'll slit her goddamned throat, I will!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536689
Keep your head cool and don't make any sudden movements, she might bite you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536689
Go a head. We know you don't have the mental fortitude to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536689
You won't do it, you ain't got the guts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536685
That last picture. I was laughing and cursing at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536695
>guts
You done fucked it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536689
What's your point? For once, stop speaking with a forked tongue and be clear. What do you really want? Quit snaking your way around the issue and just spit it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536689
You're bluffing. You ain't got the brains to slice a young one such as her.
You're in over your head, anon. Just give up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536689
You really are starting to get under my skin. Could you stop being such a pain in the neck? I'm about to lose my head here.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop making your fucking puns!
JESUS CHRIST!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>all these puns
Has there even been a good Charon-chan story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536727
No, this is pun-ishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536727
Consider it your divine pun-ishment.
>>12536730
No, not until someone makes a Jigoku Shoujo with Charon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536733
Truly Hell doesn't begin when you get there, it begins on the way there

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536735
The ride never ends anon. You'll never get off the goddamn ferry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536733
>And then, HostageAnon was arrested after police were able to restrain him in his insane state
>He was charged with kidnapping a minor, and attempted murder
>Afterwards, he was sent off to prison, where he was fucked in the ass by his male inmates, and forced to fuck ass by his female inmates

At least Grapesnake got to see her family again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536591
North

>>12536594
I like snow though
There is nothing more comfy than to sit in a chair with a cup a hot coffee and watch snowfall

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536727
Hey man, no need to crucify yourself over a little wordpray, for heaven's sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536741
>North
I'm technically in the North, and I'm still wearing a t and shorts.
>>12536740
HostageAnon needed a therapist, not the rapist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536740
He thought that using her as a hostage would be a piece of cake. But in his new home, he'll enjoy his new life at everyone's pie.

Yeah, that was awful.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you let your waifu peg you in exchange for anal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536740
>>And then, HostageAnon was arrested after police were able to restrain him in his insane state
Aw man, you just know that he'll play the martyr now. He really did sow his seed in the wrong field. A-and, uhm... Sodomy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536749
I don't like anal anyway, so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536749
I'd ask my waifu to peg me anyway, so sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536749

probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536751
Charon, you're breaking up here. Is it beginning to become difficult to say puns? Running out of juice?
My my, such a shame

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536749
Alp pls go

[Anonymous No.]

Gently nibbling on Cerea's ears as you embrace her.

Yes or no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536755
I guess she's on her last legs.
>>12536757
Stop bullying Alps, they're important members of the community.
>>12536759
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536749
I'd let her peg me anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>Lamia mating rituals

Talk about Rape culture

translation of latest chapter when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536748
He once was a vegan. Now, he will be-gone.
Yeah, this was better than what you did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536759
What the fuck are you even trying to achieve here. This is worse than that guy that asked. "Oh noe, a daughteru. Do you look after her?" Fucking obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536759
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536659
>She's smiling, a gentle smile this time.
>"Sorry for worrying you. I was keeping tabs until you got into the car, lost the trail for a while until we got your call."
>She pulls something out of her pocket. It's a some kind of police badge, Paladin Elite Ops: MG Division.
>"Paladin's Most Wanted, that girl. Real nutcase, multiple rape and kidnapping charges, a couple still missing. Goes for cheating douchebags like yourself. Lucky you got away with your face in tact. She's been on your tracks a while, following you. It's no lucky break you got hired with such credentials. We set it up. You were the bait, sorry for not telling you."
>Why the fuck couldn't you have told me?
>"This's the way we operate, Anon. Manticores face a bit of discrimination of course, and if I offered to take you into custody... Well, it's all behind us now. You're safe."
>You fucking blackmailed me.
>"Well, uh, that was just to make sure... Oh, someone would like to see you."
>Waifu. "Hi honey."
>Were in on it too?
>"Well, not at first. Your boss came to me later and said to act as if you were cheating. It was hard to let someone else sleep with you, but that doppelgirl was keeping a close watch on the house, and you were in danger... I told you I'd do anything for you." Manticore flashes that old smile again from across the room.
>"It's all over now honey. You deserve rest, for all you been through."
>I'm sorry for getting angry at you. Please love me furiously and without mercy when we get home.
>The boss had slipped out of the room, leaving Waifu and you to share the relief.
>You stay a couple days in the hospital, more for your mental health and possible trauma issues than for anything physical. There was no mark where you felt the stabbing pain, although you clearly remember the sensation
>Still, you can't help but wonder which times were you talking to the boss, or to the doppelgirl.
>Some days you still feel that grin on you, turning your head to find your waifu
>THE END(?)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536759
Of course. This isn't even a question

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536764
He was once a vegan, but now his new protein rich diet will begin.
That was slightly better

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536760
>Stop bullying Alps, they're important members of the community.
Then why futas are hated?
It's the same shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536769
I'm procrastinating an essay and have gotten nothing done, fuck me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536766

People have opinions. I'm interested in them. This is a fucking discussion board.

Your opinion is valid too.

[Anonymous No.]

I am glad to see the Hathor taking off like wildfire and by association, Holstaurus.
But what if she is flat and tsundere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536769
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536769
Lame. I wouldn't be able to trust anyone after that. I mean I know that I'd be a cheating piece of shit in that scenario, but still. After getting used and thrown out of the loop like that, literally as bait, I'd just be like
>Naw fuck you fuck this fuck all of it, the doppelganger was the most straightforward of the lot of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536775
>futas and alps are the same shit
How is this? Would you wan to discuss this further?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536684
>You funny guy, but we friends, yes? Glory to Arstotzka!
That fucking guy. Sir you don't even have a passport what the fuck are you doing here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536780
Then off to the slaughter house she goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536780
I was running out of glue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536769
>Doppleganger criminal
You know, I've been thinking something was missing from what I was trying to write. And this fills in the gap nicely.
Too bad next chapter never, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536780
The purpose of Hathor is to spread HEALTH among those, and not discriminate those who lack a bust
We will not discriminate, and instead allow her in. We are not one to exclude monsters. As long as she has milk so she can become healthy, she is welcome

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536784
>sausage fingers

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536780
A Tsundere is fine as long as she's well done, like Tohsaka's anus. But flat? She better be a heifer.
>>12536785
Need no passport, have working permit! You and me, we get along, yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536780

>flat
>tsundere

absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536784
I don't think we should discuss this.
Let's leave it where it lies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536783
This
That >you nearly get me killed and insane but it's okay ending is shit
Shhhiiiiitttt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536798
You don't wan to?

[Anonymous No.]

You want to woo your monster girl waifu

without sperging spaghetti all over the place

how would you do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536769
I look forward to your future exploits.

Prison break by doppelganger resulting in manticore live in protective custody for anon and waifu when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536795
>Tsundere is fine as long as she's well done
I feel the need to write a story about a Medusa and her jokester Anon friend who plays along with her tsundere attitude in an indirect attempt to get her to be more honest with her feelings.

But I have so many other things to write on the side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536801
>>12536783

tired, wanted to finish and rushed, sorry

rewrite ending if you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536806
I pile up some treasure and lie down on top of it looking vulnerable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536806
By singing "Fly Me to the Moon".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536780
So long as she's not a modern day tsundere, a shit one, then that's alright. Being flat though, she better either be young or still growing because that pretty much goes against what a Holstaurus is.
>>12536795
Sir this looks like it was drawn with crayon, I don't even know what to do with you, just don't bomb me alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536801
>"What if he shot you in the face?"
>"What if he shot me in the face?"
>"We were willing to take that risk."

[Anonymous No.]

I was just thinking, since we've got Amaterasu as the best sun goddess, does that mean her strongest enemy is somewhere too?
Does Yami-chan exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536814
Bomb? Is no bomb! We all comrades here! Glory to Arstotzka!
...you want crystal meth maybe?
>>12536820
If we're talking Okami, the Spider Queen takes priority.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536813
>tfw she thinks your stupid for trying to woo her with a song from Bayonetta
>tfw you realize she's never heard of Frank Sinatra

Alternatively,
>tfw she responds by singing it with you
>tfw she kisses you on the nose on the pause between "In other words," and "I love you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536820
>liking Amaterasu
Enjoy your fleas

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536825
>tfw you realize she's never heard of Frank Sinatra
I doubt MGs have the same shit taste as human women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536793

That's not the only thing about her that's a sausage, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536806

Break into her home as she's having dinner, run around jerking off and cumming all over the place while screaming, "MINE NOW!!!"

[Anonymous No.]

would you a dragon woman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536802
I'm positive. After all, it's a ruff topic to talk about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536835
only if she princess carries me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536835
What kind of stupid question is that, Anon?
Of course I would!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536835
dis gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536832
While these puns are still fun-on-the-bun, that was just awful.

>>12536835
Does an Ushi Oni rape people in the woods?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536835
Yes.
>>12536836
Yeah, it might turn into a real dog day afternoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536820
would you like the actual shinto story on that? or the one from the game? sadly that amatsuratsu (the fox) is not the correct one) the actual fox goddess is named Inari

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536825
>she kisses you on the nose on the pause between "In other words," and "I love you."

Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536824
Let's do one better. Let's have all the Okami bosses as monstergirls.
>Yami leads the faction
>Orochi is Yami's right hand girl
>Lechku and Nechku are Yami's advisors
>Ninetails
>Spider Queen
>Crimson Helm
>Blight
We can even make them an evil counterpart to our version of the Sunbros by making their shock troops Darkwraiths.
It's late, so sorry if this idea is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536824
Sir please I don't want to have to detain you, come by after work, I need something to get through the daily terrorist attacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536808
>incoming threesomes with bosscore and waifu

Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Walk without rhythm, and it won't attract the worm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536853
There's nothing stupid about your idea. Darkwraith girls when?
>>12536857
But sir, we have wormsign! She could hear your hear going dokidoki!

[Anonymous No.]

yuri dragons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536810
>"It's all over now honey. You deserve rest, for all you been through."
>You stand before the two women, bewildered, mind spinning twice as hard to compensate for the remnants of the drugs within your body
>The manticore who dangled the gilded carrot before you, debased and humiliated you as you searched so a better lively-hood
>The waifu who gave you to another woman like a pawn, too stupid to defend itself. Who kept you out of the loop, who claimed to be able to share anything with you
>And the waifu you cheated on.
>Sure, it was all a ploy, but you didn't know that. You went ahead and betrayed her any way.
>You don't deserve her
>She doesn't deserve you
>Your head spins, part withdrawal, par swirling misery, the past few weeks of sickly worry finally catching up to you
>"Honey, are you okay, you look kind of faint..."
>I... no. No I'm not okay. I am not okay at all, and I can't stand being here anymore. I cheated on you. Looking at you makes me sick with myself and I may be a piece of shit, but I'm not the kind of man who can pretend that everything is okay.
>I... I think I need to leave. For a while at least.
>You stumble through the door leading outside and wince against the blare of sirens and lights
>I need to get out of this place. Just for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536850
>Amaterasu
>Fox
She's a wolf anon.
And I know that's not the real mythology. Okami is what we base our Amaterasu on in these threads though. Easier to make her a monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536850
Amaterasu is a wolf not a fox did you not play the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536862
Oh. I guess I really am just a possession to her. It's fine, I love it anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536868
You act like she isn't going to drag you into the middle of that.
Dragon threesome anon, are you prepared?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536825
>she kisses you on the nose on the pause between "In other words," and "I love you."

I wish that would happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536769

You should definitely do >>12536808 >>12536855 sometime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536872
Nothing can prepare me for it, but that won't save me.
>waifu mounts me, her friend sits on my face
>they switch after every orgasm they get
Good End.

[Anonymous No.]

was never able to get it, ps master race here, was more interested in what you call jrpgs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536769
Thanks again for this wonderful ride. You're an alright guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536879
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536862
Like the Fist of the Northern Star.

[Anonymous No.]

moar dragon women

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536888
Okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536879
You sure you posted in the right thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536888
You seem to really like that girl from PnD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536890
If only Esdese weren't evil, I could justify wanting her to use me as a footstool.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536888
Pervert.
>>12536899
She's not evil anon, she just needs to be given the D with the fury of a million exploding suns.

[Anonymous No.]

naw i like her charater design , least im honest, i like different types of MGs, and not devoted to 1 kind

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536907
She needs to join Night Raid, so Tatsumi can justify giving her the D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536888
you would tap that??

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536902
Is that a genie?
That looks like a genie.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

have a smexy fox woman in a swimsuit

"Anon!, What do you think of my new swimsuit?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536918
Chen would look better in one

[Anonymous No.]

problem with dating a fox woman

#1 they are always hungry

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536911
She needs to lead her superduper loyal army into rebellion and then demand Tatsufag's love in return.
>>12536918
Have a smexy fox woman slightly tipsy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536914
>Monster Musume Hunter
This is the game we need, but not the one we deserve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536288

Tried searching fullmoon doujin and such, and reverse image search

Unsure where this is from but I have seen it before

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536930
>AAHHHN~
>Take your Greatsword and tear me up, Hunter~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536928
This sounds so much better than what they've been doing with the series.
Seriously. How am I supposed to be invested in a show where they kill off all of the good characters with all of the shit characters?
And then the good characters that are still alive either have shit taste, or make shit decisions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536932
D-don't sexualize combat! But seriously, a game about hunting Monster Girls, then domesticating (that is, subduing) and maybe selling them would be kind of neat.
>>12536933
AgK is really a mess, especially is Tatsufag is seriously going to end up with the shitty tsundere. Alas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536940
Why not a game about fighting, capturing, and raising monster girls to fight other, more powerful monster girls?

>You lost to me?
>What a pathetic scrub!

[Anonymous No.]

Uhh, anon, i think i may have cast that spell wrong, wanna help me here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536940
Last comment, but:
AgK would be that much better if 80% of the villains switched sides and allied with the rebel scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536945
>My hips are moving on their own!

[Anonymous No.]

have some more oc

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536945
Maybe, maybe indeed. Very much.
>you get raped when you lose
>they probably let you go anyway
>>12536949
Everything looks fine to me, just keep her fed and watered.
>>12536950
Correction: AgK would be much better if the Jaegers were the protagonists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536949
Paladins will help you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536954
>AgK would be much better if the Jaegers were the protagonists.
If they were the protagonists who sided with Night Raid, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536952
Nice.
>>12536951
>N-no! I'm a Hunter, why does it feel so good~?
>>12536957
Fuck Night Raid, they're just pawns to the Western Kingdom's imperialism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536951
I hate Plesioth.

[Anonymous No.]

Didn't know /mgg/ moved to /jp/. It's been a while. Did something happened over at /a/?

>>12533931
1.) N. Doesn't matter if she's stronger or weaker.
2.) N. Anything from DFC to reasonably big is fine with me.
3.) Isaac from Golden Sun
4.) Equal and/or Switch
5.) No. I can handle myself, though it doesn't hurt to have a little help.
6.) Hell, I haven't even finished the first MGQ.
7.) It's all good, though if there was a gun to my head, I'd say human skin.
8.) I'm cool with whatever.
9.) Y
10.) Neutral. I'd probably lean paladin if they weren't such dicks. For now, let's just try to get along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536965
Must. Overcome. Challenge.
>>12536967
>did something happened
Don't ask. We're here, and as far as you need to know, we've always been here. All is well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536961
Is that really the case? Or are you spreading propaganda again?

>>12536949
Assess the situation. Ask her if she plans on eating your soul after the imminent hot sex that is going to ensue.

Demons can't lie, anon. Especially not to their masters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536965
At least in 3U you could jump in after the fucker

"Lol you killed plesioth in the water, you don't get to cave it"

[Anonymous No.]

is this too lewd??
ill tag it as NSFW to be on the safe side, since the nice pic of hathor has the same ;lvl offlewdness

the should horns kinda ruin it for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536969
You man enough to beat it? Better have her friend join in.

>>12536973
God that was infuriating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536970
>again
When have I ever spread propaganda? You know the Western Kingdom wants the territory they once lost to the Empire, and they're supporting the rebels to weaken the Empire so they can get that land. Why are we talking about AgK again? Though it IS Monster Girl related...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536965

Huh, never saw that picture from Excess M before. Neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536979
>exposed breasts
*GASP* Oh no! The children browsing this board will surely become drug addicts and terrorists now!
>>12536982
>man enough to beat it
No, but I can still beat to it.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop image dump pls
Or at least delete them
We have like 1.5 day until this thread perishes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536987
>I can still beat to it
Get a load of this guy.

>>12536990
>muh image posting limit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536990
>don't post images, or we won't be able to post images!
That's just silly. What difference is there in not being able to post images later and not being allowed to do so now?

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/zWpwF2qq
>Loli-Oni does Anal
Looks like it's another Loli-Oni short.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536994
Oh no, not her again! She's a monster!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536990
image board

don't post images

whaaa?

[Anonymous No.]

>12536994
isn't that a touhoe??

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536996
>She's a monster!
Oh, you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536986
Amazing what you find when you stumble blindly through Gelbooru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536994
>>12537003
It wasn't as horrifying as I feared. She's still scary.
>>12537007
>that tail
The power to break your world, and everything in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537007
>filename
Dragons are bestness incarnate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536994
why

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537013
Of course they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536863
easier to make a wolf girl into a monster girl instead of a fox woman ...

wut?

pretend there is an amusing wut.jpg attached
since we dont wanna post pics on an image board

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537017
>I just want to coil up and turn to Dragonite!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537007
haven been to a booru in ages
last time i went to one it was like wading through 12 pages of crap to find 1 decent image worth saving

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537024
>HAHA
>I summoned another monster!
>Are you frustrated?!
>Better wiggle my ass to be more infuriating!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536992
Wasting places for drawfags to post. If .less weren't the most active now/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536542
Vidya thunderbird sequel when? You promised, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a Hrist Valkyrie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537026
I continually wade through shit to find worthwhile images.
It's tiresome, but I find a lot of things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536952 >>12536949

looks like a drawfag to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537034
>Dat crystal scorpion
Fuck you, MHF

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537033
I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537034
finding new images of Extra species gurls


Keep up the good work anon bro dood

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537040
is that the most feared and dangerous of all women


a hooman?


:p

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537038
>we'll make numerous monsters, weapons, armors, and have countless hours of gameplay!
>AND WE WON'T PORT IT!

[Anonymous No.]

>"Don't play dumb with me, I've seen you eye-fucking my fluffy tails."
>"I know you want them. That expression on your face betrays you."
>"But first, I want to see you beg for it..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537044
>:p

Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537046
Ran , being a Dom...

Yukari let her drink again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537042
>extra species girls
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537016
because yandere a best

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537050
Extra species gurls is the term used for Monster girls in the Monster musume manga

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537046
No! Bad foxy! Bad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537055
Now I remember. Been a while since I saw that phrase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537033
You the guy who recolored valkyrie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537033
I'd her navel so hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537055
I guess it's a politcally correct term, since calling them monsters might not be nice.

It might hurt their feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537064
>hurt their feelings
They're strong girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537061
Nope. I didn't even recolor the image in my post. Bromont did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537068
>Bromont
He did? He did something that wasn't AA2 related? Is he a big fan is Hrist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537068
>Bromont did
Why is Bromont such a bro?
Anyway, I want him to recolor a monster girl for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537067
For you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537064
>It might hurt their feelings.
I want to bully a monster girl by calling her a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537077
For everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537081
What manner of hell-spawned terror has crossed my path this day?

[Anonymous No.]

Is Dating Service anon still around?
I-it's okay if he has other things to do, I was just curious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537081
I hate this guy's shit

Most of the time you have no idea what they're supposed to be because they're somehow a step below cosplay tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537085
I think he's asleep. And there's a big line buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537083
Just your average MH MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537064
>Heart pupils
Somebody is about to get raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537088
Oh right. Thought I recognized them.

Here, hold my favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537086
It doesn't bother me.

>And now I'll fly around the area for 20 minutes!
>Good thing you wasted those Flashbombs!

>>12537093
>Garuga
I like a girl with scars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537091
>implying a mousey girl like her could rape anyone
She's the one that gonna get raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537093
>Teostra is in MH4
>Lunastra isn't
What is this goddamn fucking bullshit fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>/mgg/ finally starts talking about Monster Hunter Girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537095
The thing that you don't see is her hundreds of mouse sisters and friends that will aid in said rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537096
Don't get me started on that.

>>12537099
Lunastra a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537099
You sound as though you were waiting for a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537099
Second row, second from the left.

Best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537108
I was. At least to post that image and have it be relevant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537112
>Pink Rathian
>better than Gold

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537114
This is probably the third time I've seen us talk about MH though.

[Anonymous No.]

I never played any Monster Hunter games, how would they function with our kind of Monsters in them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537118
>how would they function
Similar in execution, but with a different aesthetic. Maybe being able to keep monsters you catch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537115
Implying implications.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537120
>similar in execution
I just said I never played any, that tells me nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537116
Must keep missing the threads, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537122
Watch a few videos of gameplay, or buy one of the games yourself and spend 500+ hours of your life on it.

>>12537121
Even the regular Rathian is better than Pink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537128
I'm not always here, so it can't be helped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537126
Those aren't monster girls, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537126
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537129
>500+ hours
Okay, that sounds promising, which do I get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537139
Depends.
Do you have a PSP? Or a 3DS/WIIU?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537126
Monster to girl ratio is all fucked up

Literally spooked my guts out looking at that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536806
Does inviting them over to watch a movie work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537140
You could also play it on Vita

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537126

Dangerously cheesy. But still cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Tio and Zombina-san using the "Fastball Special"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537144
But you don't build character from playing it on the PSP and figuring out how to play properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>1897, London
>you are a businessman rising through the ranks of your firm
>have a pretty minotaur fiancé
>you are instructed to take over Countess Dracula's account
>the previous administrator, Renfield, has gone mad
>you travel to Dracula's castle in the Carpathians
>you were expecting the Countess to be an ancient old woman, but she doesn't look a day over 30
>the Scarlet dress she's wearing hugs her curves, accentuating them
>after dinnwr she leads you to your room, giving you a lewd wink before closing the door
>later that night, you awake to beautiful song, starting slowly and picking up the pace
>you follow the song to just outside an ancient chamber, hearing woman sing
>
http://m.youtube.com/?reload=2&rdm=19h4hv35x#/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537144

People actually own Vitas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537149
??

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537154
You don't know about the controls from the PSP MH games? I guess you are extremely new...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537153
They are rather good

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537153
>Not owning the P4G/DanglingGrandpas Emulator
Jokes on you, I can play Monster Monpiece. What can you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537155
I've never played a MH game

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537157
>Monster Monpiece
Only thing I'd bother buying a Vita for.
THE ONLY THING.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537157

Play Smash Bros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537160
Basically, for the PSP games, you control the camera with the Dpad, and move the character with the the Joystick. Now let that sink in for a minute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537162
Good point.
I can count on my hand the number of Vita games I've owned since I bought one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537168
Vita isn't really worth it. Unless you want to jack off your Vita for monster tits, but that's a different story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537140
None of the above. That was that then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537167
So why would you recommend that to anyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537171
>Vita isn't really worth it.
B-But on my Vita, I can level up Izanagi so he doesn't suck.
Y-Yeah! Bet you can't do that on your Jurassic-age PS2, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537172
Do you own a regular Wii?


>>12537173
Because despite that, MHFU for the PSP has enormous amounts of content and fun packed into it, even if a Rathalos in rage mode is hell on two feet. If you can solo FU by yourself, you can take on any of the other games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537174
Good for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537099
>I said I LIKE being alone, I didn't say I'd RATHER be alone

"Oh? Oh. I must not have heard you right," you tell her
"Buuut, then again, you know me~. I'm so indecisive about these things, that I can't tell what's what."
>You turn to her with a cat-like smile and ask her,
"So, what was it you were saying about going with you again?"
>She averts her eyes from your curious gaze, her face getting redder and her lips curling into a repressed smile
>Eventually, she lets out a slight groan as she says, "Do I really have to spell it out for you?"
>You give a big nod to her with the goofiest smile you can muster
>"Fine," she says. "I...I would like you to come with me."
>With your question answered, you grab her by the arms and swing her around in glee before pulling her in for a hug
"Ahaha! Wonderful. I was starting to think you hated me for a moment. Come on. Let's be off then."
>You grab her arm and lead her towards you destination
>Despite her visibly annoyed expression, you were able to notice the snakes in her hair flailing with joy as you briefly hugged her
>You could tell she is making progress

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537177
>Good for you
That's really all you can say about something like that, though. The Vita is not well-built.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537182
It's pretty half-baked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537179
>she then proceeds to shoot fireballs at your dick while shouting extremely loudily

[Anonymous No.]

>Suddenly remember that there's going to be a monstergirl-based card game coming out.
>Someone from these threads is probably going to go light up everyone else's asses at tournaments.
>They'll become the pseudo-face/representative/ambassador/etc of people who like monstergirls.
>Mfw

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537172
If you own a PS3, then you could try the HD version of a PSP MH title. Though it's not in english, or sale outside of Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537205
Like I said, that's that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537157
>DanglingGrandpas
The what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537202
They could be tall, well built and charming

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537202
Hopefully it won't be THAT bad.

>>12537207
You COULD get a PSP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537209
Danganronpa, presumably

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537202
>implying there is going to be tournament

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537209

DanganRonpa, most likely

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537209
Danganronpa, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537214
>>12537216
>>12537218
Isn't that an overly anime game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537232
Haven't played it enough to know.
I haven't even played past the opening sequence since I bought it last winter.

I really need to play my Vita games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537232
What do you mean by "overly anime"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537236
Don't bother. It's awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537205
>ps3
>buying games
Just pirate them, goy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537240
Is it reaaly, though?
Please tell me it's not so I don't feel like I wasted $40.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537242
Some people say it's shit, other it's great
Go play it yourself

[Anonymous No.]

What Accent do you want your Monster girl waifu to have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537241
You could do that too.


>>12537242
Play it and see for yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537202
>Is a well-built tall white cleanly dressed Christian male
>Gets asked on camera what makes a great Monster Girl
>Thinks this over, and finally says
>"Perhaps the best Monster Girl, is one who is the healthiest, and loves her husband. Farewell, and Remove Pharaoh."
>YFW these threads were well represented

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537245
Would Cajun be feasible?
Or at least Southern Belle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537247
>Christian
Haven't you heard the good news? Sex isn't actually evil!
>>12537245
None, I want to speak in her native language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537245
>beargirl barbarian
>not barbearian

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537245
A sweet Scottish accent

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537245

Welsh

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537247
>Christian
>liking spawns of a devil literally called demonlord
What a shitty christian

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537247
As long as it isn't some super succubi hating paladin autist..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537257
I cant Bear Your puns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537254
>>12537266

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537266
>>12537254
>being teenagers

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537269
You just got the ursus to make puns again, didn't you?
>>12537272
You need some preaching to too, Lizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537275
>only teenagers think sex isn't evil and impure
You lost me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537276
I see DPs as the Mormons of he MG world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537278
Only teenagers think that about Christians

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537279
Josefina Smith was called a prophet dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb~
>>12537280
Ouch, burn. What a compelling argument. Now stop being an ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537284
>Kung-fu Mormon Dark Priest walks onto a porno set
>later becomes a superhero themed pornstar

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537287
>Her sidekick is an Alp called Shota Boy
This could work.

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

So I'm just about done with the prologue to the scifi vanilla buddy story I was supposed to post Saturday. It's not very funny though. I don't know if you guys will like it.

Should I post it on here when it's done or a pastebin or are you guys busy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537284
>Ouch, burn. What a compelling argument. Now stop being an ass.
You're writing style is very similar of a teenagers.

I understand you're going through your edgy "Le fuck christians XD" phase, and that's fine. You're young and confused with your spiritual, sexual, and political beliefs. You're young and exploring your beliefs, that's OK.

Just please don't be young and confused in this thread. Go to reddit, go to tumblr, go to the rest of 4chan, go to anywhere but here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537290
>later fights a lard ass man named Rex
>"Fudge me! Fudge me NAW!"

>>12537294
You can post it here if you want. By the way, did you do that one Valkyrie recolor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537294
Isn't it more convenient to put it up in a pastebin?
Oh, and I was told yesterday you've been working on a VN on your own, is there something to this rumor?
>>12537295
See, this is what I meant when I said not to be an ass. You're being one right now.
>>12537297
>I don't want to sound like a dyke or nothing...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537295
So what are you doing in this thread?
I'm pretty sure fucking a literal demon is like 1st taboo in Christianity .

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537298
>And one more for the Darklord

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537300
>DVDA is now DUDA
If you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537298
>Tells others not to be an ass
>Whole situation would've been avoid if said poster hadn't been an ass in the first place

>>12537299
>Implying I am
I just think /r/atheism should stay in /r/atheism

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537301
No I don't. Wouldn't DVDA girl be the same?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537294
Pastebin would be more convenient than saving a 3000 post thread for maybe 5 posts of story. But yeah, I'd definitely love to read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537305
With Bromont, this might turn into a 8000 post thread. Well, it would if he had half of the followers he used to have...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537302
I made a joke about Christian beliefs in relation to commonly held Monster Girl beliefs. YOU started calling me a teenager. I didn't mention atheism at any point. YOU are being an ass. Please stop it.
>>12537304
No, it would be a human male, Double Urethral Double Anal. Be disturbed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537308
>Be disturbed
Reminds me of that on porno involving a guy taking a dildo in his urethra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537311
...I was thinking like, a Slime Girl or something with small tentacles doing it, not... that. That's horrible.

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

>>12537297
The Hrist one? Yeah.

>>12537298
It is, though it'd be cutting down on the involvement factor. But the story is kind of long, I'm not certain what the best approach would be.

And yes, I've been working on the same VN for years. There something you wish to know about it?

>>12537305
That's two for pastebin, maybe I should just upload it on there anyway regardless of whether or not I post it in thread.

>>12537307
Don't be ridiculous, I was never that popular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537311
> guy taking a dildo in his urethra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537315
>something you wish to know about it
Well, the first question that comes to mind is what's it about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537308
I actually didn't make that post, but I fully agree with the poster. Your post was something that'd come from reddit. Keep it there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537294
I'll tell you what you can do:
Recolor Apophis so she's delicious brown with white sclera.
Or Pharaoh so she's corrupted pale or purple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537315
So what made you do it? Does Hrist give you a mega boner, or do you just like Valkyrie Chronicles?

[Anonymous No.]

Is licking a slime girl considered soft vore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537316
>>12537313
Yeah, you can still see it on google.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537319
>Haven't you heard the good news? Sex isn't actually evil!
That sounds like something a Dark Priestess would say.
If that's not up to your posting standards, then sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537323
as long as you don't drink her its not

[Anonymous No.]

What do you like seeing your waifu wear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537315
>Don't be ridiculous, I was never that popular.
I don't know, it sure felt like it during the early days of BS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537335
Loose dresses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537335
The garb of her people

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537343
>two rings
If only they were on the right finger, she's be a confirmed widow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537343
What's the point of that overly long skirt, and that shawl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537350
When she's dancing, it will flutter seductively.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537343
Yes indeed. Complete with dancer's sash to make her look elegant as fuck.
That or fashionable clothing like what Miia wears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537338
Esdese a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537338
Didn't Less draw a dragon in a loose dress?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537355
Enjoy your shitty tsundere then.
>>12537356
Pics please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537355
Akame ga shit.
We had this discussion some hour ago.

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

>>12537318
Brief summary.

Delinquent boy who is afraid of the dark escapes false monster girl-less utopia in search of his lizardwoman mother with his newly acquired fairy pal and conquer his fear of the unknown with adventure, enters wild bizarre landscape.

Player chooses to either take the easy path, hard path, or the radical path. Paths contain three different sections.

Paths intercept ensuring replay value. Player meets three different monster girls depending on choices pertaining to path work. Depending on when and how they meet, the story will change with monster girl.

Once the player makes it to the City of Madness where all points converge and he's reunited with his MILF lizardman mother and her MILF harpy friend, time skip.

Teenage years, choices during boyhood transfer over. Points collected with childhood friend monster girls transfer over and you spend your time going through shenanigans and such with these monster girls during a school period called "Funksteady".

After whatever plot or drama you go through, you'll be narrowed down to a single monster girl. This will be the monster girl you marry.

Timeskip, you're raising your monster daughter. Cue good times, drama, reminiscing, and teaching your monster daughter with your monster wife (if she's still alive).

>>12537321
I'll give it a shot, if you want.

>>12537322
Lezard is my favorite character. But yeah, the Valkyries give me a boner the likes of which Valhalla would admire. Hrist especially.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537355

Mein pls go and stay go

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537357
Check his imgur?
I have it, but it keeps migrating through my constantly swelling size of MG pics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537361
Your VN changed once again, though that's to be expected. Good taste on Hrist, by the way.

>Lezard
He is? Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537361
>Brief summary
Sounds ambitious and impossible. How's it coming along?
>>12537365
Thar she blows?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537372
That's a Griffon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537374
Then I'm either blind or there wasn't one.

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

>>12537371
No, I've stayed pretty consistent the last year or so with it.

Lezard is basically a waifufag that gets his wish. That and he's voice by Liam O'brian.

>>12537372
Actually, it's coming along very well. I've just got no art resources without a scanner anymore and it has stunted development something frustrating though.


Also here: http://pastebin.com/hw1wAtZM

Scifi story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537379

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537382
>coming along very well
So how long will it be? A story spanning an entire lifetime doesn't sound like it can be handled in less than 30 hours.
>>12537384
That is horribly lewd, and I don't know why I missed it. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537382
But I remember how it was going to be when you were still doing the violet threads. Talking about sections of the game where you play a shota, then a teen, and then an adult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537382
>waifufag that gets his wish
I guess.

>Liam O'brian
I'd say that's the main reason.


>>12537386
I'd say you're going blind from masturbating too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537392
>masturbating too much
Twice a day barely meets the requirements for regular maintenance of the male body, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537382
>scifi story
And I've been lamenting the lack of these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537395
>Twice
Come back when you can fap at least 12.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537398
>12 times a day
Ara ara~

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

>>12537386
Right now, it's about as long as Heaven's Feel.

That is, there's years worth of stuff written that probably needs to be edited out. So I really can't say until it's done.

>>12537388
That hasn't changed at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537335
Well, I of course prefer to see Draco in nothing at all but whatever she feels most comfortable in is fine by me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537402
So it's still roughly the same, just now has more thought and such put into it?


>>12537405
>liking Draco
Raidenfag, get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537402
>Heaven's Feel.
Shit, isn't it like 10 hours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537402
>Heaven's Feel
So will it be a roller coaster of fun times and fist fighting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537407
Kek, you know me so well

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537412
This place is for people who like Big Boss, Solid Snake, and everyone who isn't Raiden and Rose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537414
I hear you, Rose couldn't even cook, the Colonel had to eat fucking military rations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537402
By the way, are you still homeless?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537416
>military rations
What is she, Miia?

>>12537400
12 isn't much, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537420
>12 isn't much thought
Not for a young stud like you, certainly. Wanna try for a new record?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537422
>new record
I know I don't have i in me to beat 24.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537424
>24
What a quickshot~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537424
>24
Only one for every hour, eh? You can do better than that, riiiight~?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537426
I would not let her suck my dick.

>>12537422
As for her, though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537426
No, I can't. At some point all pleasure becomes pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537428
The jokes on you, I posted both. Now show us your manliness! Can you outdo all those guys from hentai? Can you outfuck a lion? Probably not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537414
I like all the characters

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537431
I can outdo the guys from hentai, but not a lion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537429
There's no such thing as pain, only pleasure that hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't understand how masturbating that much in one day is even possible. The most I've ever been able to do it 3 maybe 4 times. What the fuck is up with you people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537429
>This is what casuals believe

Look at this 'man' and laugh

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537435
Where there's a will, there's a way. I can't do more than four in a row either, but if I applied myself, I could probably do around fifteen in a 24 hour period.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537434
You've never fapped in excess, it seems.


>>12537435
My dick can keep going and going, like the Energizer Bunny, but it still has its limits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537424
Don't you die if you masturbate 24 times a day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537435
My personal best is like 10 times. I had a new hot as hell H-game and I just kept on going after each cumshot. If you're turned on enough, you can do it. Normally I only fap like once or twice per day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537435
>Can't masturbate more than 3-4 times a day
>Thinks other people are wrong and not him

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537429
>What's that hon? You don't want to anymore? Aww, that's cute! Squirm for me!
>>12537445
What game was it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537444
Says who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537449
>>12537440
Are you issuing a challenge?

[Anonymous No.]

>And then the conversation turned to how many times Anon can cum on a given day.

Guys, please...monster girls might be reading this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537449
Sealed Room Breed 2. It just got me going in all sorts of ways. You mindbreak a girl, and the scenes change depending on how broken she is, and you can unlock school swimsuit mode and glasses mode and bobcut mode and so on, so I just kept playing and fapping and it just got better and better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536553
Why would you taste a fedora?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537452
They'd probably enjoy reading about men who can cum more than 5 times a day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537451
Yes, you Cockatrice!
>>12537452
Well duh! This way we can decide who gets proactively dated first. The one who comes in last is thrown to Yamata no Orochi.
>>12537453
Meh, not my thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537452
>>12537455
>Anon who's never cum more than 3 times in a day brags about doing it 20 times easily on /mgg/ because 'muh epenis'
>Monster Girls stalking the thread are so impressed by this claim they track down his IP and kidnap him for a grand gangbang
How does it end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537459
With mindbreak and something about the boy who cried wolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536603
this is true beauty

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537459
Anon feeds the lamia ball.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537456
>Meh, not my thing.
I didn't actually like the totally mindbroken scenes all that much. It was really hot to see her gradually break, going from threatening the guy with a knife to reluctant, disgusted blowjobs to happily riding his cock. And then she went all drooling ahegao, which wasn't that hot, but I could just whip her unconscious and assrape her while she was out, and just let her take some showers between the 100 enemas I gave her next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537459
With one big, happy family and the Anon becoming crippled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537459
>wurm who tries to track him down thinks anon's at her house because she keeps tracking 127.0.0.1

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537459
Anon gets his face stolen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536629
get the fuck you charon, not even rapist hobos deserve to listen to this kind of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537465
You're increasing the size of my Hyper Weapon, but I still resist the temptation. Seeing a girl horribly abused is not arousing... even when it totally is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537471
Anon, fashionably late to the party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537471
I want to trepanate Charon and fuck her in the brain. Imagine her puns getting stupider and foggier until she was just babbling and drooling and you shoot your cum deep into her mushed-up brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537400

If Anons want to be able to spill their seed more often, it's just known you should go get an older monstergirl.

They have the experience to know how to coax it out.

http://exhentai.org/s/9cd799237d/653175-1

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537473
You can do butt stuff with enemas and dildos to break her mind before even putting it in. My favorite run was where the megane girl in a swimsuit got assravaged until she was far enough gone to have loving vanilla first time sex in the missionary position with her captor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537475
Nope.
Literally worse than Bulletholefucker-Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537478
Whelp, time to download it and try to break my record.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537479
>Bulletholefucker-Anon
...Please continue...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537480
And once your mind is going, you can irrumate her with a ring gang on the first day, if you like. Just be sure to take her virginity when she's awake, there's no dialogue for the morning after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537482
Do I really have to?
Because I think you can infer what happens and how stupid it sounds from that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537485
Where' the hole? Is it in her guts or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537484
It's boring to do things when they're not awake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537487
It was in her brain, or her leg, I believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537435
I masturbate 3 or 4 times in just the morning before I get out of bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537476
Mature but sexually frustrated Monster Girls are the bane of virile human boys.
>>12537484
This sounds so awful, and yet...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537489
That's why lamiafags have to keep the house warm and cozy during the holidays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537445
I think my record was 16 or something when I was watching Bible Black for the first time

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537498
>watching Bible Black for the first time
That was so long ago, I don't even remember how I felt then. When will Empress remake it with Sei's current art style and an updated 50 hour story line?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537496
Speaking of, .less needs to draw a lamia and her hubby cuddling on a couch by the fireplace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537502
You didn't specify what they're burning, now he's going to draw the burning corpse of someone in the fireplace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537489
I love drugged rape and necrophilia.
>watching her wake up after a night of unrestrained gang rape, cum dripping out of every orifice and coating every square inch of her skin

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537498
>Bible Black
I remember when I watched that for the first time as well.

>>12537502
Sexual cuddling, or the heart warming kind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537506
>I love drugged rape and necrophilia.
Well then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537506
Anon pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537506
>necrophilia
You're that necromancer kid from a few days ago, aren't you? The one that has to fuck in/animate corpses to get laid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537498
>>12537501
>>12537510
>Bible Black
Could Minase handle Monster Girls?

[Anonymous No.]

Do human mothers who rape their sons count as monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537516
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537513
Nope. No idea what you're talking about. I'd love to be a necromancer, though, so I could make zombies out of cute girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537506
>>12537519
And this is why we have paladins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537519
Why not turn yourself into a Lich, and BECOME the cute girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537523
>wake up to aftermath
>zombies
Why not combine both of those?
>cute girl wakes up to find herself a cumstained zombie

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537514
But he was a huge faggot who NTRed both his childhood friend and yandere

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537524
I'd lose my dick, wouldn't I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537525
Onii-chan...
>>12537529
Minase was awesome though, getting laid left and right and only occasionally being the bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537530
Yeah.
You could cut it off beforehand, and keep it in a jar, or attach it after the change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537536
>futa lich
Eww, why would you even think of that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537534
>Onii-chan, why did you kill me and cum in all my holes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537534
>only occasionally
He always was a douche

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537538
It's either that, or you deal with having a snatch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537538
C-can I turn my jizz poisonous or something? I want to be able to rape girls into zombies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537541
>always was a douche
When I said "the bitch" I meant during sex.
>>12537544
No, Undead dicks can't even get hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537545
Unless there's magic involved. And Liches are very capable magicians.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537542
why not both.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537545
>No, Undead dicks can't even get hard.
What the point, then? Might as well have a strapon. Make that a razor starpon or something, and the rapemurderzombification become trivial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537549
Because anon is too traumatized to accept that.

[Anonymous No.]

So anyone found Captain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537563
Middle east, he's been captured by terrorist MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537566
Peterdnzl, please send slut Tiger & co. to save Captain so we can have more of his stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

Miia, Draco, Lilith and Suu pretending to be Darling steal a convertible and drive around town with the radio turned all the way up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537572
How about Team America with MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537573
What song is on the radio?
>What is Love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537576
Keep Rollin by Limp Bizkit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537179
Smooth mother fucker and TsunDusa is a great couple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537264
...Damn you. I'm imagining that now and its making my dick hard. She'd need to be a redhead.

With freckles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537587
What's with you and gingers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537588
Fun fact: gingers can fuck Succubi without any risks because they don't have souls to lose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537590
so fahny

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537590
Too bad they're like vampires with their weakness to sunlight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537591
I know right? Maybe you'll think about that the next time you make fun of either gingers or Succubi.

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

>>12537321
Wait, did you white pupils or do you just not want the black around her eyes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537592
Sunlight? Don't make me laugh!
>Ohohoho!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537594
Good enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537594
Surprisingly, this is hotter than the original.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537595
Gingers, and albinos, WILL burst into flame upon contact with sun light.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537598
>albinos
Then why didn't Moby Dick burst into flames when he attacked the ships on the surface? Checkmate, atheist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537600
Because he was covered in water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537245
not for a waifu, but i want a monster girl with a scouser accident because that shit is hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537594
So do you just do the occasional recolor, or can you color a colorless image?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537603
Accident?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537611
accent
fuck knows what i was thinking when i was typing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536931
Probably because it was posted in the thread near the beginning.

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

>>12537596
You're certain now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537615
Alright, that's an improvement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537572
>slut tiger
Please don't refer to her as a slut. That's when her claws come out.
Also, I don't understand, do you want me to write in someone I've never seen before to save him?I don't know how to describe the Captain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537615
I approve!

[Anonymous No.]

Why are hips, asses, and thighs the most delicious part of a woman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537621
I was joking man, since you're the only one I knew who writes operators, who could save the Captain from the caliphate. And you know Katya sleeps around, don't deny it.
>>12537624
Because that's where the strength of their loving is located.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537608
Yeah. Sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537628
Could you attempt to color in >>12537384 ? Or would that be asking too much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537624
It's where you put your dick and also where the baby comes out of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537631
>coloring Dragon in loose dress
I second this request.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537627
Red is her one and only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537624
Because what >>12537632 said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537634
Are you denying the thread where she was passed around like a common Alp never happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537636
>never
ever*

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537635
I want to fuck a smug kitsune with underwhelming breasts right in her vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

Papi singing PONPONPON

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537638
>right in her vagina
Whoa there cowboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537636
I remember that thread. Didn't most of the people in that thread score at least 93% compatibility with her? I scored 100%.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537448
Says a report that a dude died from his brain basically melting cause he masturbated too much in a single day

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537643
I got a 100% too, but to be fair, I scored around 80-100 with almost everyone.
>>12537645
Not buying it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537645
Sounds like BS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537636
Those were nothing but simulations. She happens to share a very common name with many slav women. Canon Katya loves her husbando. Please, let's speak of something else, maybe I can write in a dazed Canadian Army Captain being wheeled out of prison talking about how he can finally write again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537646
That was one slutty tiger, her husband must have been furious with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537631
Lines are a bit vague, it'd take a great deal of effort and time.

Assuming I did, what's the color of her scales/skin/eyes/hair/dress?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537648
No, make it like the rescue missions from Ground Zeroes where they go get him from some hellhole in Kebabland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537649
I think he was fur-ious with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537651
Maybe green scales, average colored skin, gold eyes, red hair, and a pinkish-white dress? Or you could just funkify it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537655
I guess he's now a mental institution Tenac.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537651
Green scales, yellow dress, caucasian skin, dark brown hair, dark blue eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537655
It was a pawful experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537651
Dark green scales, white skin, green eyes, auburn hair and a sky-blue dress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537661
Your joke is just padding.

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

>>12537657
>>12537659
>>12537664
Maybe the artist should say outright what the color scheme is.

I can try winging it with you guys' input, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537672
But the artist isn't here man. So far everybody agrees on green scales and Caucasian skin, so do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537667
You've got to be kitten me.


>>12537672
I don't think you'll get anywhere with .Less.
Good luck with winging it, though.

[.less !!ANkVa/rBoMW No.]

>>12537677
red hair, golden eyes, light pinkish skin red scales pink dress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537677
>cheep cheep
>kikimora
Isn't that a moth sound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537680
>red scales
Jerk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537677
What a nice flat~
>>12537680
>red hair
At least make it a nice coppery tone, pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537680
Well I'll be, most of those were from my input.


>>12537681
It is.

[Anonymous No.]

New MGE girl when.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537638
Pssstt
She is a futa

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537701
Only sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537700
When KC stops being a bad writer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537704
So never?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537706
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537700
What could she be? Chimera? Jötunn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537711
Hoe about a Hydra? Or can we make one instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537712
Why not? Hydra was a girl to begin with anyway.
>>12537680
Hey Kitty cat, make us a Hydra, please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537711
He's with Zipangu right now, so I'm not expecting a good one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537719
What more does Japanese mythology have that he hasn't tackled? I though literal shit-eater would be the end of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537723
He should move on, maybe do a Hydra, or go into Aztec mythos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537725
I'd rather wacky Hindu stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537727
Like Garuda?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537700
I hope it would be decent. Last ones were disappointing.
Literal shit-eater a shit
Hair grill is kinda boring since she has nothing but hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537382
>Space Colonies
Oh boy oh boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537729
Nah, I mean like Kali, a destroyer who once danced a world destroying dance on top of her husband because he threw himself at her feet to stop her from doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537731
I bet he plans on introducing a purple dragon girl with a high pitched jersey accent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537734
That is kind of wacky, Hindu and Buddhist things would be a gold mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537736
Unlimited handjob works. Oh, and a Sunwugirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12534373
Play videogames all day with Gamer Gazer
Make shitty jokes with Charon-chan
Rub a Jinko's belly and hear her chauff
Serenade a Siren
Take a walk around Wonderland with a Cheshire while holding hands
Have a cup of coffee with an Arachne
Exercise with an Oni
Stare at a Cyclops intimately until she blushes
Flirt a Lich with a magic trick
Brushing a Kitsune's tails
Have a Lamia coil around me in a hug
Converse with a March Hare until she's mind broken from lewdness
Fly with a harpy at my side
Explore the ocean floor with a Mermaid
Drink Holstaurus Milk, straight from the tap
Ride on a Centaur
Go on a successful date with Moth-chan
Stick a dildo on a Manticore's tailpussy
Build a sand castle at the beach with an Anubis
Roleplay Monster Hunter with a Dragon Girl, a Wyvern, and a Wyrm
Read together with a Wyrm
Have a swordfight with a Lizard Girl
Have a snowball fight with a Yuki-Onna
Give a Salamander the Ice Bucket Challenge
Rub an Elf's ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537731
You think a slime girl could pilot a Gundam?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537739
Asura girls would be boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537741
I don't think her body would be able to handle the G-forces, or function well in zero gravity for that matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537747
Maybe she pilots a powersuit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537653
Canucks are in Trashcanistan too, why would an American team rescue a Canadian?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537768
>american team
Monmusu Sans Frontiers then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537735
>Not wanting a purple dragon girl with a high pitched jersey accent

What are you, a spacist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537772
Shaddup, colonial monkey. Only real people are the ones born on Earth! Everybody else is an alien!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536994
What about her pregnancy?
She got pregnant in first ch
Or she lost her child into plane crush?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537774
>Bullying Spacenoids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537778
Mother Earth rejects those who reject her, Alien.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to build Gunpla with my wai waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537777
I forgot about it
Uh... The epilogue never stated how long afterwards it happens...! This is all before that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537785
Sure it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537785
Ah, okay
>tfw 2 yandere loli oni waifu and yandere toddler oni daughteru
Spooky

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537794
>yandere toddler
The scary thing is she'd probably still be stronger than you.

[Anonymous No.]

Just in case there's any here who cares, Tigerbro here. I've been trying to come up with another "date night with tiger-waifu" short greentext story, and reading the comments and conversations of Anons in this thread have given me a couple ideas. It probably won't be as long as my last one.

I need some more time to flesh it out though.

I'll try to have it posted in the next thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537794
>yfw the daughter gets huge

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537797
>next thread
But that's tomorrow! You lazy sonnuva bitch, you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537798
>waifu built like Suika, daughteru built like Yuugi
I am okay with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537801
>huge 13-yo daughteru walks in on mommy giving daddy the old CBT
>gets all hot and bothered and asks to do it to her skinny childhood friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537796
Yeah, that's the idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537799

Fuck! Agh! The image limit is about to be reached though. And I have no idea if this thread will start crash-landing. I just want to make sure those who want it will have time to see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537797
Jinkofag here.

Write it down thinking of this thread. If you see you wouldn't make it in time, just tell us to wait.

Will Anon escape from her again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537398
Samson, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537804
This is probably going to be the actual plot to the next Loli-Oni story, by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537814

I can that see that in the future. Also some more close calls. And, a night where he's the hunter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536769

So, he gets blackmailed, mindfucked, raped, used as bait for a dangerous criminal and labeled a douchebag without even asking for any of it.

At this point I'd just walk away to the nearest harbor, jump straight into the ocean and drown if I were him. Fuck this gay world, I'm gonna go live with Hathor in paradise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537820
>a night where he's the hunter
That doesn't really work with her profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537826

True, but sometimes you make compromises for the one you love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537829
Maledom a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537831
Let's not start this again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537824
But anon, there is no health or fertility in the grave. Hathor is only a deity for the living.
>>12537831
Not if it's tender and loving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537826
>>12537829

Too add to my post I just maybe, "Hey, about a gentle night in the midst of all these hunt/rape ones."

If people think that would be shit, then I'll scratch it off the list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537824
At least he has a waifu. That's more than you will ever have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537820
This will be interesting.

>>12537826
They always play that, Anon. Switching once won't hurt.

http://imgur.com/a/yIPii#3

She'll rape him anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537834

Then I'd rather listen to Charon's puns in the underworld. If the guy's gonna suffer that much, might aswell go all the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537835
How about vacantion trip?

>Trail in the nature
>She tells you to run and disappear between the trees

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537798
>huge 9 yo deredere daughteru. Her most favorite thing in the world is hugging and snuggling with her parents
>due to constant hugs MC's ribs were replaced with titanium ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537842
>M for masochist, eh? Did I ever tell you about the Other M?
...it didn't have to end like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537835
Jesus did I just have a stroke? "Too add to my post I just made, I was thinking," and it goes from there.

>>12537831
I'm not a maledom fag, don't worry, I'm not planning for her to be submissive. She just doesn't mind also being gentle sometimes too.

[Anonymous No.]

>Two monster girls have fallen in love with you
>After a brief squabble, they decide to share you
>They're both Ushi-Onis

How well do you fare, anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537845
>daughteru loves to hug her shota childhood friend, who gets his first boner from her hot breath and budding breasts on his back

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537857
Depends. Does MGC offer titanium pelvises and stuff for men with rough wives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537845

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537863
>Abusive drunk Oni and Anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1A0p0F_iH8

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537844

Could be fun. I'll keep it in mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537863
I wonder which of them is more of a demon in the sack?

[Anonymous No.]

Best dere wins the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537860
If your healthcare insurance covers it, yes. They promise to be gentle though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537879
>insurance
Fuck it, I knew we shouldn't have voted for the Tanuki. I guess I'll just die then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537857
>>12537860
>>12537879
>yfw Ushi-Oni waifu can't rape you properly because you are poor

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537866
Can't wait to see your next ideas. Keep it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537874
But that's not Kuudere

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537033
Valkeries have a 100% chance to get raped though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537890
It's not sadistic deredere either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537890
What about Kuu/Yandere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537893
Sounds like an extremely deadly combination

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536873
it will never happen to you, even with a 3dpd

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537899
Along with a degree of unpredictability.

I'm aroused.

[Anonymous No.]

Has there ever been a story where the MC is so bored of sex and lewd in general that not even an MG's aphrodisiac venom can break his sheer force of will (or unwillingness in this case), thus making him the most difficult man to rape in MGC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537919
No, that's just not possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537594
Oh, yeah, OR here, is it possible to get white sclera too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537870
I bet it's the daughteru, and she NTR's her mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537930
I was referring to Suika and Yuugi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537482
This would be me. Basically what you do is shoot (or slice) mg and then fuck the hole.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm back and it's that time again!

>>12533983

Congratulations!

You have been paired with Tax Fraud Anubis. This gangly waif of a jackal with a bobcut was chief controller for the MGC division of a multiplanar corporation. Funneling money back home to avoid corporate taxes, cooking the books to misrepresent corporate growth, cutting employee pay and keeping them on the payroll as full pay then using the difference to fund lavish corporate retreats for the brass, she's every kind of good with numbers and every kind of bad accountant.

She's just as abrasive and unapologetic as the day she got thrown in minimum security. As far as she's concerned, she never did anything wrong. Every big monster corporation does the same sort of things, she just had the distinction of being thrown to the dire wolves when some whistleblower blew the whole situation wide open.

She'll respect someone who can argue with her from well-though-out and well-reasoned points of view tailored to her. Saying something "Is wrong" or "Is against the law" won't cut it. You have to convince her, a tightly regimented woman who sees everything through the lens of risk and reward.

But with respect comes loyalty, and the day will come when no short term reward is worth the risk of losing you and all those tall-waggingly good head pats, kisses and tummy rubs.

And hey, you'll never have to pay anyone to do your home taxes for the rest of your life.But she'll still file for tax breaks for a household with five children. Will you make an honest woman out of her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537932
Oh. Well, I bet Yuugi is worse at blowjobs, at least. Suika ought to be better at doggy style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537922

Knigga this is /mgg/, a place where succubutts can blush, manticores can be subs, and Onis can be awkwardly cute. Nothing is impossible here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537937
>Suika does it doggy style
But one of the most important parts of doggy style is groping the titties, and Suika doesn't have any! She's flat, flat as pancake!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537939

You know what happens to such asexual creatures? Alpification son

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537939
>a place where succubutts can blush
A lot of things can make a succubutt blush, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537942
Grab the horns instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537936

Time for more Based Matchmaking Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537947
But you can't become an Alp without lusting for the D.
>>12537949
That could work, but can I still bully her with singing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537936
Welcome back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537948

Embarrassment

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537952
You should bully her by making her sing it while stripping for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537952

Regular old lack of lust bro. It's simply the demonic overtaking the human. If you have no lust at all, you go alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537959
Citation needed.
>>12537958
Too mean, or is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537959

What the hell? You still get corrupted even without having sex at all? What canon are we talking about here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537963
Not if you're stroking your rock-hard erection while you watch her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537966
His headcanon, don't worry about it.
>>12537967
Then that's what I'm doing. But how do I bully Yuugi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537963

Go read the alp profile. Spirit energy=male to female sex drive. Craving the dick kills spirit energy production once demonic starts to contaminate it. Alternatively, having low or no spirit cuts out the middleman. Going alp is simply a matter of the demonic overtaking the spirit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537966

If a guy gets raped by a succubus and his spirit is so low he can't even get hard, then yeah. Abstaining without some holy backup doesn't happen in MGE.

Randomly walking around won't do it to you. But having monster tits rubbing on you all the time sure will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537740
I would a gamer gazer so fast and so hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537969
>bully Yuugi
Water down her drink, I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537973
>>12537979

So you either have to have sex with someone sooner or later or else you'll start craving for dick according to KC's canon. God dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537981
I was hoping for something sex related that didn't result in her killing me painfully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537917
Your waifu sees you at the mall with a another girl
"..."
"W-wait [waifu], she's just an old friend"
"..."
"We just happened to bump each other"
"..."
Her silence is terrifying.

Your friend has to go.
After she leaves [waifu] just says:
"Anon, let's shop."

...

A while later at the first opening when [waifu] has to use the restroom you immediately take the opportunity to call your friend, to tell her to lock all windows, avoid deserted places, anything you think will keep her safe.
Ring. Ring. Ring. No answer.
The restroom is empty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537984
...Cum in her drink?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537982
You see why headcannon is such a massive thing here. Its the only way we can live in a world that doesn't seem like it was created by a five year old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537982

More like you don't get to laugh at a monster rubbing her pussy all over you and say you have no interest in sex without consequences unless you've got some holy protection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537987
This is why yandere a shit, they don't listen to you. They don't even love you, they're too fucked up in the head to know what that word even means.
>>12537989
I'm not feeling that one either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537917
Your waifu sees you at the mall with a another girl
"..."
"W-wait [waifu], she's just an old friend"
"..."
"We just happened to bump each other"
"..."
Her silence is terrifying.

Your friend has to go.
After she leaves [waifu] just says:
"Anon, let's shop."

...

A while later at the first opening when [waifu] has to use the restroom you immediately take the opportunity to call your friend, to tell her to lock all windows, avoid deserted places, anything you think will keep her safe.
Ring. Ring. Ring. No answer.
The restroom is empty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537995
What the fuck
I swear I did it right this time
Fucking spoilers
How do they work

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537994
Rub your dick on her abs? Tell her to moo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537995
Only solution is to kill both of them and frame the doggirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537994
This nigga knows how shit yandere is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537992
>>12537993

Oh well, that's understandable. So we gotta have at least some basic rules or else it just becomes a broken concept. I get it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537998
No, that doesn't cut it at all.
>>12537999
Does she have shifty eyes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538004
Sorry dude, I don't know how to bully perfect girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538006
That's why I asked for help, I don't know either. Maybe just tickle her until she wets herself, taking pictures of it and blackmailing her into holding hands and smooching in public?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537995
Wunderbar.
>>12537997
They fuck up for me on occasion too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538009
You can't even force her into anything when she's so huge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538016
You can if you fool her into getting tied up with some Arachnid web, which can't be broken through brute force.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538019
>teaming up with an Arachne to tease and orgasm deny your Oni waifu
BUENO

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537994
>They don't even love you, they're too fucked up in the head to know what that word even means
Not true. Remember that she's relatively mentaly stable as long as you're with her.
>they don't listen to you
Sometimes true. But this can be beneficial if your Yandere waifu is smarter or wiser than you. For this reason always make sure your yandere is more intelligent and, if possible, stronger than you. This also means you will always dance to her tune, but she will lead you through a good path because she loves you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537994
>This is why yandere a shit
Nigga are you calling my shirohebi waifu a shit? I'll end you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538026
>not true
Killing everyone you care about that isn't her is not love. Cutting off your limbs if you come home five minutes later than usual is not love. Yandere a shit, and everyone who likes yandere is just unhinged from reality.
>>12538031
Yes I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538034
Why do you always confuse Yandere with Yangire? Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538034
That's a yangire.

Also
>Shirohebi shit
They're slight yanderes, stalkers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538037
>Yangire
Never heard of it. Doesn't change the fact that yandere are fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538041
Your face is fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538041
Next time don't start a discussion if you don't even know what are you talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538040
>stalking is okay
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538004
Dog girl always has shift eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538048
Yan- is still shit anon. It's shit. There's nothing positive about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538054
You don't even know what it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538049
>>12538054
Too bad, I can't post reaction images anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538019
>Arachnid web, which can't be broken through brute force.
>Citation needed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538076
Do you know how strong spider web is? How strong do you think spider web made by a human-sized spider would be? It's like silky steel wire, only far, far more durable.
>>12538069
Enlighten me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538082

Not him but it's like how you can use a nylon strap to tow a car but cut through it with your teeth.

Strength != Durability

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538037
yangire is a new term dipshit.

Anyways as someone who has had a real yandere, dare I say "lover", it isn't fun and games when she is stalking you at literally all hours of the day, has memorized your path to school forcing you to find new ones to have space (but she learns those anyways), will do ANYTHING to be always be with you including cause shit with the school system to get bumped into your classes, be so obsessed with you that it prevents you from doing school work, and get paranoid as shit when you deviate even a tiny pit from what she knows of you.

That last bit caused an insane amount of stressed and I ended up pretending to be sick to miss school. And guess what? She sat outside my door for hours, regardless of weather, to "treat me" which translated into smothering me more and more.

Now I love clingy girls, and any of these traits individually can more or less be fine, but put them together and you make a monster.

Now image that gf being an actual monster girl who is much stronger, faster, and possibly smarter than you. Yandere monster girl can very quickly turn into a death flag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538082
I'm not saying it wouldn't be hella strong. I'm saying that you can still break it with enough brute force.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538085
So are you saying an Oni CAN'T be restrained with Arachnid web?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538089
unless that oni is Yuugi it ain't gunna break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538088
>a real yandere
I stopped reading here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538088
3DPD Yandere =/= 2D Yandere
Tough shit,dawg.

Also, you forgot something: /blog

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538096
You can headcanon your waifu's yandere all you want, but if that bitch were to become real you would die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538090

Giant spiderwebs presented that way in most fiction doesn't really work. Web stretches enough that any thinking animal can get their claws or teeth into it and get themselves free. Now a dumb thrashing animal will just get itself wrapped up and stuck worse.

It's nothing to do with strength and everything to do with using your brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538100
>having a brain
>/mgg/
Choose one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538090
Not him, but yeah. Web works on flies because they're dumb and can't cut it. Even if the web was strong enough to restrain an Oni, they could use teeth or something. And that's ignoring the fact that they could probably just tear up whatever the web is anchored to anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538100

>Any thinking animal

So just humans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538105

Well we're talking about monsters here too so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538100
...the web was being used for bondage in the original situation, and of course it would be set up in a way the Oni couldn't get out of it. Why are you arguing with me?
>>12538103
That's it, all this sperging has put me off of the topic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538099
Stop mixing 3D and 2D you idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538103

>Having to help your pissed off Oni waifu pick spiderweb and bits of rubble out of her hair

Anon would be in the doghouse for weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538108

Webs are stretchy. Deal with it. Why do you think Rach uses ropes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538108
Sorry if it came across as sperging, it's just annoying how overrated spiderweb strength is. Hell, a human could probably get out of the stuff as long as they didn't panic and thrash around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538109
>not wanting 3D mgs
Where do you think you are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538123

This so much.

Web doesn't look that strong, even when upscaled to "human scale". You just gotta use your brain to get out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538116
But she uses her web, what are you talking about?
>>12538123
>>12538130
EVERY TIME YOU DISCUSS REAL LIFE PHYSICS, GOD KILLS A CAT GIRL. PLEASE THINK OF THE CAT GIRLS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538123
it isn't because the webs are weak that humans can get out. It is because they aren't all that sticky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538137
Not the stick, I mean if you aren't that immobilized you could bite through them or even tear them if you apply force in the right way.

>>12538136
They're getting too popular anyway. Gotta thin the herd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538130

It's not even that strong against the dumb animals it catches. Why do you think spiders go over there and bite whatever it is as soon as it gets caught? Give a fully juiced fly long enough and they can often get free. Webs are just supposed to hold long enough.

>>12538136

A web is a construct. Silk is the material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538128
>Wanting 3D monster girls
>Wanting them to be like real women
Stop right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538154
I only know real women, how can they be anything else?
Do you not want a real monster girl waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538161
Fucking normalfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538161
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538175
>>12538180
I bet you both like fluffy tails, futa, and maledom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538161
Don't worry man, you're not the only one that actually wants to be with their waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538184
>Strawmanning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538185
Wanting to be with your waifu != wanting them to be like 3DPD

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538184
You fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538191
Actually it was a 3d being like 2d for the yandere-anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538184
This is bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538184
>not liking fluffy tails
Succucuck pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538191
You just proved my point right there. They don't have to be like 'the evil 3D women' everybody is so afraid of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538203
This is also bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538184
Go fuck yourself normie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538203
Liking Succubutts =/= Cuckold

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538207
Is Baito-chan a monstergirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538204
Ok?
My point is that
>12538161
>I only know real women, how can they be anything else?
Is wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538136

Would Ra, Bastet and Hathor get mad at me if I talked to them them about basic physics and how it's used to explain how the world works?

>"Anon, this silly "gravity" thing doesn't exist! It's just us keeping you warm and safe on the ground!"

Now I'm imagining them failing/skipping physics class when they go to Earth to learn more about what the people have been doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538216balto from that disney movie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538223
Nigger what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538220
or they actually do control everything and they fuck with the science professors by changing fundamental laws right before their eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538220
Gods are bound by the laws of physics, they would have to accept them if they lived in modern times... unless they lived in the Middle-East, or the Bible Belt, or Africa in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538218
I'll agree with you there. I think were arguing the same point against each other.
>>12538220
Damn that sounds great. I'd tutor Hathor daily.
>>12538227
That also sounds pretty fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538227

>Not knowing how the great clockwork mechanism of the universe functions.

If you change laws, even in a fairly local space, the consequences could be disastrous.

>Remove all the momentum from a tin can on the bang-side of earth
>Blows into space at hundreds of thousands of kph
>The force of the pressure wave turns your insides to jelly
>Old can of Coors is really just sitting 100% still
>Insert silver bullet joke

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of myths, dieties and such, why no Sleipnir girl? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleipnir

[Anonymous No.]

So I touched up Bromont's recolor a tad bit.

Still can't find a way to make the sclera white without it looking like an awful paint job, though.

http://imgur.com/HMfXEpU

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538243

Because we've been over this twenty times before. And Alp Loki's Nightmare daughter isn't the most exciting thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538216
It's a white fish mermaid girl
She jumps out of water in ships or the shore and pretends to be struggling helpless while shouting:
"Oh no! I'm a fish out of water! If someone were to take advantage of me an rape me right here I would be completely unable to fight back"
If she manages to get someone to violate her, after he's done she says:
"Hahaha, baited! I was only preting to be raped" And jumps back into the sea.
This is known to have, in some occasions, successfully upset a number rape fetishists.
Also if you call her on her trickery she will completely ignore it and refuse to give up her act.

[Tigerbro No.]

Fuck it, tigerfriends! I think I was able to come up with something!

>"So what are you in the mood for tonight, hon?"
>"I want to try some Yookhwe!" she blurts out enthusiastically.
>"Yookhwat?" you reply."
>"It's Korean, they make it at a place not too far!"
>You give her a teasing glance, "It's raw, isn't it?"
>"They have beef AND seafood versions!" she says somewhat pleadingly.
>You can't help but chuckle, "Sounds great, lets go."
>Her choice in restaurants impresses you yet again.
>"We gonna do that thing again?" you ask her coyly as you're leaving.
>"I'm already counting," she shoots back with a, somehow, still hungry glare.
>"Oh jeez," you let out with a heavy breath as you begin your dash.
>You're only vaguely familiar with this area.
>You've gotten out of her sight for now. You spot a fire escape nearby leading to the top of a building.
>You think if you're quick enough, it could help you get your bearings and find a good route.
>"Nothing ventured..." you say with a shrug, and start ascending the stairs.
>You reach the top of the building and notice it's particularly windy tonight.
>"Her fur would actually feel pretty good right now," you think with a shiver.
>You decide to peek over the side to see if you can spot her.
>She's right down there, but looking unsure, sniffing the air.
>"Crap!" enters your mind as you duck down and try to keep quiet.
>Suddenly an idea hits you.
>Your breath smells like garlic, and the wind seems to be carrying away the scent of your body.
>Carry away the scent.
>You take off your undershirt and toss it off the other side of the building.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538243
>8 legged horse
NOPE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538242
You would make a great 3.5 caster. All the fucker we've done. I wish more DMs ran MG campaigns in any system.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538251
>preting
pretending

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538244
>delicious brown

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538244
Much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538252
Something's been bother me... is it really necessary to use greentext for these stories?

[Tigerbro No.]

>>12538252

>It was just a generic thing anyway, nothing expensive, so "Ehh? Why not, for the sake of fun?"
>The wind rapidly blows it down the street.
>You keep an eye out over the side of the building to see if she takes the bait.
>A triumphant smile crosses your face when you see her sprinting on all fours in chase.
>Once you feel she's a good distance away, you descend the fire escape and head towards the park you spotted.
>You've been caught there before, but the park is the easiest way for you to remember the way home.
>This time, instead of running down the open paths, you slow your pace and sneak between trees and through foliage.
>You creep closer and closer to your place.
>You can see your goal in sight, not 25 yards away.
>You don't see any tigers around you.
>Your eyes widen, and your heart beats faster as another smile crosses your face.
>You play the Chariots of Fire theme in your head as you start your final stretch.
>You're pumped, and you can't help but want to celebrate audibly.
>"I did it! I got this!
>"THERE YOU ARE!!!"
>"OH FU-" and that's when Chariots of Fire ends.
>Another night goes dark.
>You forgot how silent tigers can be when stalking prey.
>You wake the next morning in bed being cuddled like an over-sized teddy bear.
>"Next time, keep your damn mouth shut," you think to yourself.

http://i.imgur.com/OUVuDUe.jpg

Imgur link to what you last saw that night before, because image limit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538260
no, only faggots greentext instead of prose. that is why tigerbro will never have a real following until he starts using prose.

[Tigerbro No.]

>>12538260

I always just got the impression greentext was used when "narrating" stuff. Sorry if it bothers you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538269
Greentext has a much faster pacing, so you can actually get to where something happens. It's more like reading an outline, though, so I understand why some people don't want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538272
Greentext is really more of a quick and dirty thing. If you're writing something longer than two or three posts you should consider just writing it out normally. It really shouldn't matter much in something as dialog heavy as this either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538272
>when narrating
I get that it's been used like that, but is it really necessary? I never use it for my writefagging.

[Tigerbro No.]

>>12538269

Ehh, sorry. Don't mean to upset. I don't want to really have a "real" following anyway.

I'm fine with the few people who enjoy it and don't mind the greentext.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538252
>>12538264

He was feeling too proud for winning in the last date.
It was a nice one again, gotta love her, thanks.

Stole you image, didn't have that one yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538255

Been like two years since I've played a 3.5 campaign. And last time I had to play the half-orc barbarian tank because everyone else wanted twigs with low Con and I didn't want us to get party wiped in the first encounter.

He wound up being the smartest tracker and hunter I've ever played due to his pure instinct and great rolls. And I played a low Int character right, would ask the DM if my guy was smart enough to know to try something, and would have to roll a D20 just for him to have the idea. 18-20's every time, and I could reuse the idea later because he's remember that it worked. Fucking magic. If only his combat rolls were half as good.

Eventually wound up being like Tanto in plate, and everyone affectionately called him Dances With Dwarves after our one run in with a group of them in an old mountain dungeon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538283
>use prose
>get real following
>become next captain
You have the potential, but will you take the chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538283
But couldn't you get the same effect with
-listing
-things
-like
-this
-without
-abusing
-the quote
-function?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538292
>the next captain
And then he could write about Anya, since she's a tiger? YES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538293
1. That's an exaggeration
2. All you've doing is using a different character to mark the beginnings of the lines. It doesn't really matter if he's "abusing" the quote function or not, the effect is the same and that only makes things easier to miss if you're either skimming for or skimming past stories in that format.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538293
>-abusing
>-the quote
>-function?
You're a real live /jp/sie aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538300
>exaggeration
What was an exaggeration?
>doesn't matter
Except that sometimes posts like that get deleted for abusing the quote function, which is not wanted.
>>12538301
Fine, excuse me for questioning the ancient traditions of /a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538301
Hey, don't be mean to the natives now

[Tigerbro No.]

>>12538292
>>12538297

Homer_Simpson_backing_away_slowly.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538293
>>12538300
>>12538301
>>12538304
>>12538306

Let's just chill, Anons. Regardless of the way it's conveyed, a story is still a story, and if you liked reading through it, that's all that matters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538289
Lucky, I played a summoner(PF) multiclassed with warrior who I really enjoyed cause I made my Eidolon a seraph with a flaming sword cause I love monster girls. I would also summon only hot creatures.

Would you want to DM?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538306
Hey, I've been on /jp/ since the split. I guess I'm just enough of a rootless cosmopolitan to not get assblasted by greentexting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538306
Does using spoiler tags also bother /jp/ natives? Honest question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538308
stop name fagging if you aren't going to write full stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538306
>natives
Looks like I've been assimilated better than I ever thought. And nobody knew that beneath this mild mannered guise was....
>>12538311
No, if the posts are deleted for "abusing ze quote function", then it is a problem, it has happened before. I want to avoid it. I can understand that changing this tradition is impossible now, but I thought I'd still bring it up.
>>12538308
It is your destiny Tigerbro.
>>12538315
Yes it does. Also us being here at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538317

Gotcha. First time I ever used a trip. Didn't realize the reply field kept it there.

[Anonymous No.]

how would DL and other monsters react to humans becoming extremeists and suicide bombing high value monster targets and locations?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538325
So are you going to write full stories or be a faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538326
Send Deruella.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538326
With rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538328

In the immediate future? Definitely faggot. Can't go full-on right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538334
If Alp can then so can you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538334
You could write a greentext and then use it as an outline to flesh out vignettes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538337

But...writing these things cuts into my fap time! Come on!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538330
What if she was killed in one of the nukes?

>>12538333
What if humans became so hateful that they would rather die (via explosion) than be raped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538346
Sleep less. Being a writefag is a commitment.
>>12538347
The they get raped. You don't understand MGE, do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538347
>Nukes
Demonic energy, son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538351

Sleep less? Or sleep with .less?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538304
>What was an exaggeration?
That would be
>-listing
>-things
>-like
>-this
I don't remember the last time I've seen a post getting deleted for using greentext in such a way, and if the mods are still deleting greentext simply for being greentext it's time they realize that it's part of the board culture on every major board and get used to it. It's really not a problem at all anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538322
Then I can try to avoid spoiler tags but
>Also us being here at all
That's rude on their part. They will have to deal with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538357
You can't sleep with .less, only Bob and Alp can do that.
>>12538360
I've still seen it happen, and it wouldn't have happened without the greentext, but I get it, this is not changing and I should fuck off, we can stop talking about it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538370
But Bobby boy is lonely and stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538381
You lost me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533986

Congratulations! You've been paired with Poacher Monitor Lizard Girl.

This broad hat-wearing rough and tumble pebble-scaled girl loved the great outdoors, and loved making her money off it even more. She's a topgrade leatherworker and trapper, and has processed and sold more animals across the gate than an old time buffalo hunter. She fled here from the gatelands and was caught by immigration. She's being given special leniency and a chance in the program as her grandmother was a war buddy of the Warden's.

New world. New chance. Last chance. She's anxious to see the everything and bounces up and down more than a little girl when you take her to a zoo and she can see all the unique creatures of Earth.

It only gets strange when she starts talking about all the wonderful furniture and and shoes and clothes and sexy underwear she could make out of so many, or how she comments on the condition of your skin all the time.

Her skills will get her a work program apprenticeship at a high class leather tanning and furrier business in the city. She knows the stakes for her new life and won't push the envelope. But you can tell some days when she'll come home, smelling of chromium tanning solution and her blue arms stained brown that she's sad she's not out there in the sun, spear and bow in hand.

Taking her on a legal expedition, just once or twice a year will get her through those times. And even you'll probably admit, nearly getting eaten alive by mosquitoes in the swamp is worth her smile. The handmade alligator boots she blushingly presents to you at Christmas is pure bonus. The booties might be a sign of something else however.

We hope you enjoy your match!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538395
You're a regular cupid, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537150
>1897
>London
>Carpathians
Whelp, you better get ready for a draft, and you'd better tell your Vampire friend her estate is going to get fucking demolished

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538351
Do you not understand how explosions work at point blank range?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537335
Damn Gina!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538416
Do you not understand how MAMONO MANA works at all ranges?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536861
This is acceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

Should I milk my holst daughteru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538431
If she's lactating, someone has given her the D. Go tell that guy to take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538431
Let her find and rape some poor sod.

Bake him some Ghiradelli brownies and give him some painkillers the following morning.

>>12538436
Holstaurs don't need to be pregnant to lactate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538446
>Holstaurs don't need to be pregnant to lactate.

Says you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538427
>>12538427
bitch magic isn't as strong as neutron bomb or nuke

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538474
No, it's stronger. A LOT stronger. Magic can give you UNLIMITED POWER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538244
>http://imgur.com/HMfXEpU

Question.

Is that a lip ring on her lower lip?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_DqV1xdf-Y

[Anonymous No.]

>start dating healthy holst
>really hit it off and soon fall into a deep love
>make love every night to the point where you're actually suffering from sleep deprivation
>decide to drink from her tits one night during sex
Disgusting whole milk
>leave the next morning
>never speak to her again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538474
Not this shit again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538477
no such thing as unlimited power or DL would have beaten CG

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538485
>Not liking delicious milk from the tap
You didn't deserve her anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538477
Magic is all fine and dandy until god himself slaps your shit. Ultimately all magic is powerless to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538488
>implying CG isn't the one with the power
Gods are magic too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538485
You are a bad person and I hope you end mindbroken by a succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538493
But which one has more unlimited power? We are talking in terms of infinity here so everything gets loopy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538485
>Expecting her to leak pasteurized, chocolate milk.

You really do not deserve her love.

She is going to yandere you and force you to drink her milk so much you get lactose intolerant. And then after she'll keep feeding you. And then her deep love of scat will surface.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538492
I refer you to>>12538493
>>12538497
Demonbane?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538498
>Yandere Holstaur
Wunderbar.
>Lactose intolerance
Not possible with Holstaur milk.
>Scat
Scat a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538503
She probably just loves lighting cow dung on fire anon, don't be a pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538497
>>12538493
>>12538492
http://astrobioloblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/cohen.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538503
True, true. I was just trying to punish that man with the horror of imagining it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538499
>>12538493
>gods are magic
There's your problem right there
For starters:
>Gods
>s
And seconds:
>God uses magic
>Magic is something lower beings use. God wields a power all his own, infinitely more powerful and complex than any ritual comprehensible to us

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538514
Are you fucking kidding me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538514
Where do you think you are?

[Anonymous No.]

>Be healthy holst
>be dating 11/10 anon
>start getting serious with the relationship
>sex every night and each night it is better than the last.
>You're having so much sex with your beloved that you can tell he is starting to suffer from the lack of sleep.
>During your next session of passionate sex offer some of your wonderful whole breast milk to him because you know it will help him sleep better
>after drinking it you can tell it isn't his favorite but he doesn't say anything
>Wake up next morning to find him gone which isn't unusual
>He doesn't come home that night.
>try calling him and his friends but no one picks up.
>Start to panic and call police
>they do a man hunt and find him at his old place
>Police tell you but by the time you get there he is gone
>Find evidence suggesting he is leaving country for good
>fall into despair as your one true love abandons you for over what you think is your milk
>Realize that life is no longer worth living
>an hero infront of a butcher shop so that maybe if he has a bruger you'll be with him a little bit longer.
>He never eats a burger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538524
>11/10 anon
Such thing doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538485

You monster. Look what you did! >>12538524

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538264
This makes me wonder how the MC would fair if his waifu has a head cold

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538485
Confirmed for never drinking fresh milk
It was better than shitty pasteurized one. It's too bland and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538526
>I don't exist?
Okay.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538526
>what is Hound and his Hyper Weapon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538524
Remember Anons, always remember to drink milk everyday. Do it for those who can't
Praise Hathor

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538533
Silly anon, the max. allowed is 10/10 and that's me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538533
>>12538541
Neckbeards confirmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538528
>>>12538485 (You)
>
>You monster. Look what you did! >>12538524 (You)

Jokes on you, I was the holst slayer all along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537824
>without even asking for any of it

He's was always asking for it, Anon. That's the first rule of rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538548
fuck off. It is because of disgusting monsters like you that we need men's rights activists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538546
>Jokes on you, I was the holst slayer all along.

Hathor's curse on you!

[Anonymous No.]

>/mgg/ face when the next and last girl in EMG is a Holstaurus

http://i.imgur.com/6waKOqE.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538546
I hope you suffer an eternity on Charon's ferry

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538557
Curse me with dating falt chicks the rest of my life?
Thank god! I love lolis and flat chested girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538560
Holstaurs deserve better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538482
I'm nor sure, but I think so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538560
We'd be singing Ode to Joy.
>>12538567
Like a timid Minotaur transfer student in Dumpire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538560
And she's an idol.

http://i.imgur.com/KMuwlqC.jpg

>>12538567
>yfw she wins

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538567
>>12538585
What I mean by "they deserve better", is that they shouldn't be associated with some shitty, wasted potential harem series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538585
God I really hope the last girl is that one. Her running into Darling and falling in love... oh I so hope she is the final member of the harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538573
>Holstaurus gets confirmed to be appearing in EMG
>Cue everyone cheering and singing together with mugs full of milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538596
>wasted potential
>27 chapters
Uh-huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538602
That's not what I'm implying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538604
You said it was wasted potential. How can a series that's only been going for 27 chapters be wasted potential? What more could they have done in this time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538599
>Suu drinks so much milk from the tap she turns white
Do want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538627
>Do want.
What is this, 2007?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538627
Why? blue and yellow are clearly superior colors you god damn racist.
However white suu would be cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538632
I just want her to be full of milk anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533988

Congratulations!

You have been paired with Firestarter Remorhaze. This giant spiny ice centipede from the frozen wastes is normally quiet and reserved, preferring to spend her time indoors. But when she finally got a date online, and was stood up in the middle of town, her pure rage burned that little coffee shop and everything in a one block radius to the ground. In a city where basic dragonproofing is standard building code, you can imagine just how hot it got.

She's not even really supposed to be here. But when she heard there was a dating program and she wasn't a part of it, she melted her way out of holding and marched down to our office, only to twist her hands and wrap an antennae around her finger while she mumbled about wanting a nice guy too.

She prefers to sleep somewhere cold, very cold, and have her body keep you warm in her silver leggy hugs. Unlike her Zip relatives she's not poisonous and the huge ornamental spines on her humanoid back are the only dangerous parts of her.

She's a little clingy but she just wants to be your little heatworm and do romantic things together. Most of all, she wants a friend, preferably one who knows his way around classic consoles and loves icecream and snowcones and popsicles as much as she does. The only times she loves going outside is in the dead of winter where she can play in the snow and enjoy all the winter sports. She's especially graceful on the ice, skating on her legs like a silver river of lightning, then melting a hole in the city lake and bringing up a fish dinner for you to share.

Please take her for the love of god before she burns this whole place to the ground! There are some things not meant to be kept under lock and key.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538638
so you can drink her? Would suu fuck with your prostate once inside of you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538643
No and yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538648
would you allow a slime to control your body from the inside for maximum ejaculation power?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538642
Fucking yes I'll take her! She'll love it up here and I'm a OK with some clinginess
Thanks a bunch, matchmaker Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538650
Yes, but I would pretend I didn't because I love playing hard to get and Slimes love tormenting their prey.

[Anonymous No.]

all this talk about holstaurus is making me like them even more
only that just adds to my pile of monster girls i want to be with
the fate of of an indecisive bastard like me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538655
Reveal us your pile, we'll help you decide!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538655
Remember to drink milk everyday and praise Hathor, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538655
Do it, milk is good for your body and your soul.
And they're great to have around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538652
I love playing hard to get which is why I am a paladin who will only accept a woman who can beat me in armed combat to the death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538656
you brought this upon yourself
Lamias, Dragons, Kitsunes, Holstaurus, Harpies, Manticores and thats just what i can be bothered to think of right now, theres probably more

[Anonymous No.]

So I may be drunk, sleep deprived and bereft of judgement thanks to playing D4, but I think I've had the most wondrous idea for a monstergirl story involving a weird time travel thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538672
Well, write down an outline before you forget it,

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538669
Out of those, I'd go with Holst because health, but lamias, harpies and kitsunes a great too. Dragons are good as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538669
Okay, that's easy, Dragons.
>>12538672
>D4
Amanda best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538669
Dragons or Holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538655
Same here. It seems so nice to have one around.


I like Jinkos, Dragons, Ryus, Kitsunes, Wolfus, the Tiger woman from kouya ni kemono doukokusu, and now the Holstaurus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538674
Luckily I just did.

>>12538677
I want her to deliver live mice from her mouth to mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538655
That's like with me too. I just can't decide
Hell, I'd rather go harem end than try and pick one. I'd feel bad for the others

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538682
Now just wait until morning and see if you can read it without cringing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538681
Jinkos, Frosted Rapes, wolf girls, Holsts, lamias, harpies, and meat P'Orcs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538687
>Frosted Rapes

I always forget I can call her that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538691
Frosted GRAPES anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538655
Shirohebis, Holstaurus, Vampires, Werewolves, Ryus, Echidnas, Dark Priests.

Help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538691
>THEEEYYYY'REEE RAPE!
>>12538696
I'm gonna grape you in the mouth!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538687
Are we doing our favorite girls lists now? Okay...

Dragons, Holst/Minotaurs, Alps, Jinkos, Wurms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538698
What a slut. I bet you go into dark alleyways without pants every night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538701
Oh I forgot Alps and Cyclops for bully material

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538704
>Alp bullying
Why is this a thing? They need encouragement and companionship!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538701
If we are, then...
Holstaur, lamias, sea bishop, dark priest, lizardman/salamander

2vanilla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538685

Its probably a terrible idea, but right now I like it. See, it wa going to be about a main character who jumped into different timelines every so often, wherever he wanted to or not, of course. In every timeline he visits, monstergirls exist along with humans. Either they've always been there, or they were introduced at some point to the world in different ways. Within minutes of jumping into a timeline, some sort of problem manifests itself, and the MC can either choose to solve it or ignore it. In later jumps, he might find himself in a timeline where his actions previously significantly altered the way a world developed.

Maybe I can clean this idea up tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538702
T-That's why I want help. I can't stop anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538705
It's a thing because they want to be bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538699
>she then proceeds to smother your face in her tits, forcing you to suck on them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538699
Isn't her rape face cute, Anon?

http://i.imgur.com/q563IMH.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538712
No we don't! I mean no they don't! Baka!
>>12538709
Time travel is always such a tricky thing to handle. Butterfly effect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538701
I guess if everyone's making a list and checking it twice here
Ryu, Wurm, Lamia, Holstaurus, Jinko, Cheshire, Minotaur, Sphinx, Dragons, Thunderbird, Salamander/Lizardman, Mothman, Cyclops, Slimes, P'Orc's, and Werewolves.

I'm probably missing some.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538709

>Sliders
>Quantum Leap

Please tell me you have seen these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538721
That's not her rape face, that's her "I want a kissu" face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538719
yes. YES. YESSSS.
>>12538721
very much so.
>>12538724
Alp pls, your protests only make your bullier's dick harder. but of course, that's what an alp wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538733
>but of course, that's what an alp wants.
And the sooner she admits it the sooner the fun part and phase three happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538741
I only like them when you can bully them. you're supposed to toss em afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538741
>the fun part
The slow, embarrassing, demeaning, humiliating entry from phase 1 to phase 2 is the most fun. Phase 2 to 3 is actually the heartwarming part. Trust me, I'm an expert on this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538744
>Trust me, I'm an expert on this
What, are you the one that turns most Alps into, well, Alps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538724
>Butterfly effect?

Maybe. I'm flipflopping between making it a rule that no timeline is visited a second time, and the MC being made to jump into worlds where his actions on a previous jump affected things for the next time he visits them.

>>12538730
Quantum leap yes, Sliders no. I'll give that second one a look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538701
My list would be fuckhuge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538747
No, that's silly. But I did study them in their natural habitat extensively for writing purposes long ago.
>>12538749
Getting tricky already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538743
>you're supposed to toss em afterwards.
Just send them to me then. I can use an alp or two with low self-esteem.

>>12538747
sounds like a dangerous job. When you peer into the gay, the gay also peers back into you. It'd be risky, ya know? Unless of course that Anon is already an alp. Self-hate is bad, but makes for good bullies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538684
i thought of a fun way to have them all where they take turns then with one day off and one day of "fight for the dick" after they each get a turn

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538752
I could love a million girls~
>>12538756
>howeveryharemshouldbehandled.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538756
Sounds like a very interesting concept
This is how harem's should be handled

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538701
Werewolfs, slimegirls, harpies, holstauri, and wurms are my personal favourites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538707
>fusion of all of those
A true monster, but with a pure heart of gold
It's like the anti-thesis to an Echidna

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538546
I hate you. I hate you so much. I wish I could hate you to death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538701
Manticore, Kitsune, Ushi, Direwolf, Lamia (type)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538777
>It's like the anti-thesis to an Echidna
The anti-thesis of an echidna would be an uncaring runaway mom with a low sex drive. That doesn't even make sense. Putting any of those monsters in the church of the Fallen God would be a sight to see though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538794
ONly gives birth to those gentle, vanilla MGs
Echidna is still rape-y and dark.

[Anonymous No.]

http://imgur.com/SUlavHI


Moo~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538817
>http://imgur.com/SUlavHI
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538817
niiiice

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538817
Noice. Praise Hathor

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538816
>Echidna is still rape-y and dark.
Are we talking mythological echidna here? The MGE version just lures men into her cave with epic lutes and then seduces them as per usual. Nothing all that rapey there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538817
>purple eyes
>delicious brown
HA-THOR! HA-THOR!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538817

Praise the Health!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538817
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I need one of those Yes pillows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538834
>epic lutes
But there's no music down there anon

Besides, mythological was just the hot wife of the king of the bro titans, Typhon. She wasn't rapey. In fact, I think Hercules raped her at one point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538817
In space no one can hear you scream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538847
>Typhon
The guy who didn't go down until a literal mountain was dropped on him and who looked so hideous only Zeus didn't shit himself when looking at him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538858

>In space, no one can hear you cream

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538859

And who also beat Zeus into a pulp and tore out his goddamn ligaments and was only beaten in a sneak attack.

And still caused volcanic eruptions and typhoons even with a mountain dropped on him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538817
Adorable.
The pupils are an interesting touch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538756

We had a whole arc about that which then led up to Lala joining, remember?

[Anonymous No.]

>All these people making lists of what monster girls they would
There are 162 total monster girls on the encyclopedia. In my case it would be easier to list the ones I wouldn't, there's just a lot of good one's out there. Though Holstaurus will forever be my number 1 even if there are 162,000 others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538847
>But there's no music down there anon
That's why you have to make music together, Anon. A symphony of creaking bed springs and moans.

>Besides, mythological was just the hot wife of the king of the bro titans, Typhon. She wasn't rapey.
So then where's the "echidnas are rapey" thing coming from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538871
Yeah, that's the guy alright. And Echnida was all over that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538875

He's just pulling it out of his ass with no basis whatsoever, mythological or mge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538882
Just like that guy and his hateboner for yandere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538874

Would you go for harem ending?

Or would go with the Holst only?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538881

>Not knowing their lovely children

>The hydra
>The she-beast
>The lamia
>The chimera
>The riddling sphinx
>The nemian lion

And there's more I'm forgetting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538874
Well, but you should have a top 5 or something anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538887
I don't think a harem of roughly 130 girls is doable for a mortal.
>>12538890
That would take an hour or two of reading every single monster girl page and picking out the ones I like best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538886
>hateboner
My hatred for yandere is entirely justified. Name one yandere that wasn't complete shit.
>>12538888
I knew they were Typhon's cute daughterus, I just never knew who gave birth to them. Based Greece.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538899
>130 is not doable
Many sultans have had more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538899
>That would take an hour or two of reading every single monster girl page and picking out the ones I like best
Nothing is stopping you.

>>12538900
>My hatred for yandere is entirely justified
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538899
>I don't think a harem of roughly 130 girls is doable for a mortal.
It might be, you'd just have to rotate with wide gaps in between visiting each wife. This would be fine with humans, but that shit wouldn't fly with monstergirls. The result would be either NTR or forced tentaclization. Neither is a fate I would wish even on an enemy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538905
Call me a faggot all you want, but can you name a single yandere who wasn't complete shit? Well? No? Didn't think so.

[Anonymous No.]

http://imgur.com/iZ5e0Yf

Last I'll likely do until Loen posts his final version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538900
You're the faggot who made that blog-post from earlier, aren't you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538904

Most of that is political, or like that chinese emperor who had a concubine for every night of the year. It's politics and status more than a loving relationship.

Monstergirls don't put up with that. Marriage means marriage even if they have to drag you off by the dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538908
Koharu Mutsuki. Now shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538912
I love it. Praise Hathor

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538915
No, I don't blog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538899
How many waifus would you take for the harem, then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538918
I'll read that and report back next thread to see if I agree with you or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538904
But I don't want to be a dirty towel head.
>>12538905
The fact that I got only a few hours of sleep last night is preventing me. I'll probably do it tomorrow though.
>>12538907
I'd probably only see each of them two or three times a year, or just have my own fucking country/cult.
>>12538923
It really depends on the girls how many I'm able to take on, and my willingness to do it. I still remember a while back some guy saying he'd end up with 80 Holstaurus if all animals turned into monster girls, I'd take that head on knowing full well I'd probably die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538932
I remember this guy, he would end drowning in milk.
He would die happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538942
Drowning is not a good way to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538942

Drowning hurts like fuck, mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538942
Anon, drowning isn't peaches and gravy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538942

Drowning is serious shit, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538945
>>12538948
>>12538951
I know, Anons. It was a joke, because Holst milk and all that health.

I fell on a deep pool when I was a kid, I know the feels.

[Anonymous No.]

Just testing the air for any interest. Would you guys be interested in a story with a Sylph?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535216
Same here, especially since everyone has such a hard-on for reaction images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538966
sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535216
>>12538970
Cultural inertia. It became accepted for whatever reason back then, so it still is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538975
It's because we are all miserable here and thus we do not tolerate anyone using a happy emoticon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12538966
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Bit late for this, but
1.Y
2.N
3.The Guitar Warrior from Total Distortion
4.Submissive
5.Y
6.More Daily Life with Monster GIrl
7.Fur
8.Babe
9.Y
10.Whichever one can bake me the nicest cake.

[Anonymous No.]

>explodere
Would a lizardgirl be an explodere, with intense wanderlust?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533931
Bit late for this, but
1.Y
2.N
3.The Guitar Warrior from Total Distortion
4.Submissive
5.Y
6.More Daily Life with Monster GIrl
7.Fur
8.Babe
9.Y
10.Whichever one can bake me the nicest cake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539006
>Explodere
A what? Does she explode?
did you mean explorer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539010
>Explodere

"It's n-not like I want to explode on you or anything!! YOU BAKA!!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539006
>>12539010
Whenever she goes dere she explodes, or maybe your heart explodes. Something explodes when she goes dere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539016
Maybe she explodes into cuddles and cooing in your ear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539016
Is she muslim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536812
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539018
Maybe she has a high lust that is sometimes so uncontrollable she just explodes and has sex with you right then and there, no matter where you are

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539018
That would also go along with exploding heart syndrome.
>>12539020
heh
>>12539023
That would be on interesting family reunion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539020
yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539006
She goes BOOM when exploring?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539029
Monster Girls in hijabs when? This is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539030
she explodes ur dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539030
Her name shall be Dora. Dora the Explorder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539033
No anon you don't understand.

You wear the hijab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539015
>>12539016
Maybe heart explosion? http://i.imgur.com/Zqqm9Wf.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536835
>You would a dragon girl.
There, I fixed it for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539035
She has an aura in which makes you cum with the force of a thousand suns
The downside is she also cums with a force of a thousand suns, making sex a really messy job

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539033
When you get your 72 virgins

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539039
N-no... I don't want to! She's the one who should be cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539041
I would pay for a KS monster girl edit.

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any monstergirls, preconceived or not, that have anything to do with time travel?
Finding an actual story to go along with this time travel idea is hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539037
She explodes everytime the kids answer her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539048
She wants to keep your beauty for her and only for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539059
There are goddess monster girls, and there are monster girls that can create pocket dimensions but I don't think there are any that specifically reference time travel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539059
Probably something god or demonic like, or if you're going off of KC, maybe one of the wonderland girls. Reality warping/manipulation and all

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539059
Not that I know of. Time Travel's usually always a very touchy subject in most fiction

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533931
1.N
2.N
3.Haven't played it
4.Equal
5.Would like it if she knew how to as well
6.More monster musume chapters or more monster girl related manga in general
7.anything but feathers or slime
8.Darling/Sweetie
9.Y
10.Neutral

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539068
>>12539070
Those work too. I don't want to have this time travel monstergirl be some big goddess or anything like that if i can help it, just because she might become a potential love interest for this timeline-hopping MC, but I like the idea of a time dragon, derived from D&D.

>>12539072
It really is. My main contention right now is wherever or not I have some big, epic, overarching story which pieces itself together from throughout the timelines, or just have it be purely about this character try to figure out just if and how he can stop it happening to him. Maybe with said monstergirl be someone who's jumping into timelines alongside him

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539059
Cyclops that made a time machine. Bam, problem solved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539095
Who says it has to be a "big" goddess? You could have it be something similar, but at a demi or even quasi based level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539096
Or he could use the traditional "magic spell went haywire and now X is happening" if that's too hard

[Anonymous No.]

>You took a job as a security officer at an oil refinery up in the northwest territories
>They told you that there were two security teams, one that dealt with with the men when they got rowdy and one that patrolled around and accompanied offsite workers
>You were in the latter team
>You figured you'd have to fire a round or two in the air a couple times to scare off wolves, maybe tranquilize a polar bear, that sort of thing
>You didn't count on being the sacrificial lamb to a yuki-onna when she came looking to see what all the commotion was
>It ended up not being a bad deal at all, the company even paid for the two of you to build a home together
>Turns out the whole job was a scam though
>Security officer? Ha, they're just throwing men at the problem until there's no more single monster girls left to drag off their workers and cut into profits

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539112
That's essentially the same thing, but allows for a wider range of potential girls I suppose. A lamia type might be cool in that situation, they're often pretty magical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539116
>cut into profits
>Pay for a home to be built for the workers instead.
Top notch business sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539116

>Thought you were going to make an Into the Gray parody with werewolves.

Fucking disappointment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539116
>throwing men at the problem
Sounds like a viable solution.

[Anonymous No.]

This talk of time travel has gotten me thinking. What if you had a monster girl wife who could stop time? I think what she'd do is stop time but make it so you could still get hard and cum, so you're just out in the middle of a date or something and out of nowhere you have 3 orgasms all at once because she got horny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539128
Reminds me of that doujin of that Timestop superhero I read a while back

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539116
>Security officer? Ha, they're just throwing men at the problem until there's no more single monster girls left to drag off their workers and cut into profits
I really hope they're planning on closing shop in the next fourteen years or so before the problem comes back even worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533983
> 10. Both shitposters a shit
Dammit why didn't I think of that response? It was perfect!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539131
That's the problem with just giving them all husbands, its only temporary and comes back, 5 or 6 times over depending on the family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539128

That's really not how time stops work at all. If time really stopped, then your dick would just get friction burned so bad that it caught on fire. If everyone just froze and regular time kept ticking without them perceiving it, then you wouldn't feel anything at all.

Punching people in a timestop works because you're doing physical damage. Cuddles don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539142
Let me have my fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539128
http://exhentai.org/g/443074/b48eebb420/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539142
Heh
>Time manipulator with no knowledge of physics
>Wonders why dicks are so prone to spontaneous combustion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539144

Sounds like you want ghost blowjobs. Don't bring time into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539139
>One of the monsters is an arctic echidna (don't ask me how this works, it just does)
>Kidnaps a particularly virile male
>Fourteen years later the refinery is encountering ten different kinds of rape they've never even HEARD of before
>All of the old execs are retired and swimming in pools of money so they don't give a single damn
Sasuga, capitalism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539142
If you had a realistic timestop, you couldn't breathe or move because the air would be stopped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539147
I like how time stop is a tag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539142
The only way I can see timestops working as far as smut goes, is using it for orgasm denial/torture

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539154
If you had a completely realistic timestop the entire universe would freeze forever because the user would be unable to UNstop time. Fancy that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12533986
> 10. Wizards
Godammit that was another response I wish I had thought of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539154
What about a field of unstopped time extending a millimetre or so away form your own body? particles can still flow around you, you can still breath, and any skin in direct contact with your own can still give and feel like actual skin, instead of a statue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539164
>>12539154
>>12539142
>>12539167
Are you guys seriously bringing logic into sci-fi?
This is why we don't bring you along on movie nights

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539142
>>12539154

If we had a realistic time stop, everything would end on the very first occurence since everyone and everything is subject to time. If it stops, everything becomes a statue for all eternity.

Think of the catgirls, Anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539154
But timestops aren't realistic in the first place.

Anyways, did you think DIO or Diego2.0 had any issue doing flashy shit with their time abilities?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539164
If you had a completely realistic timestop, you wouldn't have a timestop at all because the user wouldn't be able to stop time to begin with.

You just have to suspend disbelief enough to get an engaging story that makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539131
Just dick the daughteru, anon. Problem solved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539164

This. You wouldn't be able to see because light wouldn't move etc.

Atoms wouldn't vibrate so no heat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539167
The same rules would apply. Timestop requires a certain amount of suspension of disbelief to work.

>>12539169
Hush, we're just emphasizing the science part of science fiction for a while. Everyone's having a good time so relax.

>>12539173
>>12539174
>Timestop doesn't exist.
The ultimate truth. Or is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539169

>Scifi
>Not logical

You give people the magical vehicles for their fantasy anon. You don't just throw ideas out there.

Like the timestop for instance. You don't actually stop time, you just make the person able to percieve it in a far finer gradient when they choose and have some field protecting them from all the harmful effects of friction and so on.

You know, like every speed based superhero ever.

SPEEDFORCE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539184
My god the Speedforce is the most broken thing they gave to The Flash, who was already semi broken

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539184
There's also just messing with people's perception of time. A character from Code Geass did as much and that was an interesting take on the idea, even if not quite executed correctly.

[Anonymous No.]

Last time we were talking about time freezes, one anon was trying to find a manga written a long time ago, about a couple who had time stop for them whenever they were together. The effect ended when the girl got pregnant, thus breaking the "only when us two are together" clause.

Anyway, he couldn't find it, nor remember the name of it.

For those who still care, I'm pretty sure it's Distance Between the Two, by Naruko Hanaharu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539154
using sakuya time stop it would be possble to do as anon said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539195

The Octus last man on earth episode of Symbionic Titan did it right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539197

Oh yeah, it was the Futurama finale that brought it up last time.

[Anonymous No.]

Is timestop easier to watch than to overthink about?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFLjkgYEZIg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539215
How is that done in the game as the reciever? Does it just glitch a frame and you loose 75% of your health the next instant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539197

Someone else posted. I just can't find right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539215

See but that doesn't even need to be a timestop. Just moving fast and slowing the perception of time.

It's like lightspeed. Getting most of the way there is magnitudes less problems than the energy required for the last few percent.

It's just better to assume time isn't stopped at all and people call techniques things to be dramatic.

Classic example of not-a-timestop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUoBakUTTWE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539220
I know fuck-all about fightan game mechanics, so I'll just assume that that attack Shadow DIO did was unblockable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539236
That's really neat. Was the new X-Men movie as good as The Winter Soldier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539236
Man, I need to get around to watching that movie

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539236
>super slowmo rape
Dayum~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539248

No. Two best superhero movies this year were Winter Soldier and GotG, but X-men was still worth watching.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like I'm the only one that remembers the film Clockstoppers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539154
>>12539164
Realistic time-stop would potentially destroy time-space because it atomic activity would cease as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539254

>GotG except with interdimensional monstergirls

>I protected you boy
>My crew
>They wanted to rape you
>They'd never raped a Terran shota before
>Gangbang you
>Take turns until you were as shriveled as a raisin

>ENOUGH ALREADY
>You've been hanging that over my head for twenty years!
>Acting like that's some kind of big deal
>Not raping someone

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539277

Entropy going from 1 to 0

Aw shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539283
Is (the monstergirl version of) Yondu's yaka just a magical flying onahole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539289
The only thing I care about is an unsuspecting girl's anal penises going from 0 to 1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539295

Nah, it's meant for defeating other monstergirls. So it's a dildo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539283
Is Ronan also a girl here
Does Quill distract her with striptease at the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539303
There's nothing about that spoiler which doesn't turn me on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539303

>Quill is actually a virgin wizard
>His specialty is "Pelvic sorcery"

The clittease king, except he gained those skills trying to survive in the Ravishers. He really does want to become a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539295
I just imagined him as a girl in the MG version, but she ends up controlling your dick instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539312

I think it makes the scene funnier where he gets captured by them if she's threatening Quill with a dildo instead.

Also, all those aliens falling down satisfied after she gets shot down.

[Anonymous No.]

What desperate measures would a rich, lonely CC vampire take in getting an underaged kid she likes?

[Anonymous No.]

/mgg/ - sci-fi, flying onaholes and pelvic sorcery

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539327

Demand one as payment from her subjects.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539327
Open an ice cream truck business
She only comes to his street when that Wurm girl next door to him isn't home

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539331

10/10 Monstergirls agree. Pelvic sorcery is the best sorcery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539319

You're right. It's even better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539327
>desperate
All she'd have to do is make his mother her servant, problem solved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539334
>tfw the Wurm embarks on a Castlevania-esque adventure to save her childhood friend from the Vampire who kidnapped him
8/10 would play to learn all the unlockable skills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539347
Well, I meant she wouldn't come over since the Wurm likes ice cream and would probably B-line for the truck at 88mph
But I guess your idea's great too

[Anonymous No.]

http://imgur.com/RNhKbv0

I got bored and did some more work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539359

>http://imgur.com/RNhKbv0

God damn I'd hug_ shit out of that softness.

[Anonymous No.]

I got bored.
http://i.imgur.com/GcXa0ST.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539359
Praise the Goddess of Health.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539366
>Pie stealer
That BITCH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539366

>Pie stealer

Well now we know who the hobos worship

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539366

>Pie stealer

She focking WOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539369
>>12539370
>>12539377
Now all we need to someone to replace her hair with dreads, and give her a Naruto headband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539381

What does that have to do with anything, other than being horrible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539381
I don't...what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539384
>>12539386
Nevermind. I was making reference to Woolie, the original Pie Stealer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539366
I like it. Our pantheon is glorious. Our gods > everybody elses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539390

>Woolie being a pie stealer
>Before stereotypical hobos

Not in this universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539397
>Woolie
>not a Hobo
Didn't you know the center of the Woolie hole contains a debraided Charon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539366
You're missing Bastet and Anubis, but otherwise, I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539406
Whoops. I'll put Anubis beneath Pharaoh, and above Charon.

Are there any monstergirl pictures of Bastet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539406
When did we add Bastet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539366
>http://i.imgur.com/GcXa0ST.png
>Pie Stealer
>Not a Picture of Rachnee the Liar.
Come On.
COME ON
CUM AWN

[Anonymous No.]

>>12536994
>That's right. I've never talked to her about my anal fetish, because of, well, those Oni muscles. I was always afraid she'd cut my dick off with her tiny, yet monstrously powerful, sphincter.

I really didn't need to envision these things, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539410
>>12539414
Wait...
Shit, I don't even know if Bastet is a thing.
I mean, I know it's a thing, but I don't think there are any monster girl pic of her.
Unless we count Houtengeki's take on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539422
Well, we had some lewd/cute stories of her not long ago. And Ra's relatively sudden, in terms of being added into our Pantheon. Why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539366
Was there ever going to be something with Hathor x Ammy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539422
Bastet is new. We introduced her I think last thread
No pictures of her ATM. She's as new as Ra

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539432

We could use a profile/solo pic of Ra. So far we just have the one of her with the semi-blank "the fuck am I doing" expression.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12535946
>>12535951

>Be head butler for aristocratic family
>Get introduced to a Kikimora girl who's serving as a young maid-in-training, she doesn't like you
>Watch her try her hardest and fail, take pity on her and give her a black cherry and dark chocolate cake one day, when she tells you it's her birthday, and that Papa would always...
>She tears up
>Console her, telling her you could be her new Papa, but she calls you "silly old man"
>Years pass, she becomes an excellent servant to the family and a friend to the youngest daughter she had called Little Miss
>You're getting on in years, but she still looks after you as if you were her Papa
>One day, an accident
>You remember the soft *pap pap* of tears hitting your face, and then darkness
>It's her birthday, years later
>Her favorite, the same black cherry cake and chocolate
>Little Miss is an old woman now, and can't see her Head Maid's face change into a slight frown, a small tear trickling down her face
>She excuses herself
>Wakes up from sleep crying to herself, cradling a picture from her desk, asking you if it's okay that she stops her birthdays
>A tradition you started, since without you, they're meaningless.
The picture is of you cradling her in your arms, a beaming smile on her face as she clenches the training apron in her hand
You had died that same month

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539433
>Hathor x Ammy
Anon, please. Our cow goddess is purer than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539444
No she's not, someone already started one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539444
Anon, this isn't anything new
Hathor x Ammy has been around since the dawn of time

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539444
>not wanting a daughter of Hathor
>not wanting a daughter of Ammy
>not wanting a double goddess paizuri

[Anonymous No.]

Do you supposed that monsters have a sort of just war theory when it comes to pillaging towns? Like to not take any men who are already wed, but to instead reuinte them with their newly transformed wife? How big of a faggot would i be if i wrote about this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539455
>double goddess paizuri
Mortal cocks weren't meant to experience such joy, Anon. You'll doom us all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539461
Not a very big one since there's no NTR or anything involved, actually. Send it to KC, see what he thinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539461
There's only one way to find out, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539448
>No she's not
Anon...are you insinuating that my daughteru is not pure?

Because I might have to fight you, anon.
http://imgur.com/GqWejh1.png

[Anonymous No.]

I like the idea of Ammy and Hathor together, but I can't bring myself to think of them as doing lewd things together. They're too pure in my mind for that.
I can't imagine them doing anything beyond just cuddling together, nibbling on each others' ears in their sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539461
>Do you supposed that monsters have a sort of just war theory when it comes to pillaging towns?
They're marauding, pillaging, rapist monsters, anon.
So no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539462
What if they want it, or invite you?

[Anonymous No.]

shouldnt we have a fox woman goddess too? someone to be the 'counter' of ammy, make her ara ara as well as ra

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539483
>someone to be the 'counter' of ammy

Ninetails?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539440

Dammit, Anon. I already had a bad day, and now I see this.

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539481
In that case you're doomed since it's physically impossible to turn down a goddess of fertility and you'd have to be a faggot to want to. I'd say you should pray you get to go to heaven when you die, but if you get a double goddess paizuri you're already there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539477
Agreed. The purity of the two outweighs the lewd

>>12539483
A moon god foxtail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539479
Anon if there is one crime Monster Girls take seriously, it's NTR

You can rape a man, but you can't rape a man who's already been claimed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539327
I want to be that shota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539327
She'd open a toy store chain.

[Anonymous No.]

Vigilante hacktivist genki succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539489
>doomed
>get to drink breast milk of a goddess while you rest your head on her lap and she jerks you off
>cuddle while rubbing her big belly

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539496
>Not killing the wives of claimed men and taking the husbands.

It's not stealing if he's a widower.

[Anonymous No.]

well, from what I gather, Hathor is the little sister type, the one that gets teased (playfully) alot, ammy is the assetive one, highly energetic, and Ra is the motherly ara ara type who likes to have fun but tries to maintain an image of being noble, so yes a Fox woman to counter ammy sounds a good idea, make her a 9 tails ot\r perhaps a single tail, I am thinking mebbe a silver fox , but in the end the choice is really that of the board, since she will be one of your goddesses

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539496
>You can rape a man, but you can't rape a man who's already been claimed.
If you're sailing away on the good ship headcanon then that's your perogative, but all I can tell you is that in MGE rules "Thou shalt not force your V on another mg's husbandu" is very much a guideline rather than a rule.

And while they might have some compunctions about wrecking a human x mg marriage, they barely even recognise human x human marriage as existing, let alone being somethign sacred.

[Anonymous No.]

>Smothered between a motherly Hathor and Ammy as you fall asleep in a big cuddle puddle
>Hathor's the sweet, quiet one who loves to coddle and dote on you
>Ammy's the playful, high-energy one who loves to take you out to see and experience new things in the world

I want to be the shota in this family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539513

since we are on the makings of our own patheon we should also consider a lamia and dragon goddess as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539488

>Implying that made you feel

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539511

>Female prisoners lined up after a battle
>Officer going down the line, checking the ringfingers of each for a ring or tanline or other evidence of mate
>Two follow behind her
>One carries a sharp sword
>One carries a large book of records
>To each she asks their name
>To each she offers the same choice
>Divorce or death
>The sword is never dry long

[Anonymous No.]

>manticore x leman russ

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539530
Who is this Lemon Russ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539513
>Hathor's the little sister type that gets teased
>Ammy is the assertive hyper type
>Ra is an Ara Ara type that hides her fun with her noble image
>Bastet is the flirty type that somehow gets every man that visits into her bedroom for cuddles
So I guess for the foxtail, how about a a sly nine-tails that likes to pull pranks on Ammy so she loses her composure? She's also the goddess of the moon, to counter Ammy?
She's also very flirty since she controls the moon, and likes to wander the Earth on full moons to watch all the monsters lose their minds and start having sex with every man they see? Like a voyeur of sorts

And, for added effect, she pranks men by giving them bad luck on full moons so they get caught no matter how much they hide

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539510
>Your cock literally explodes because of the unwordly pleasure and arousal brought on by those acts
That's more what I was getting at. your body is not and cannot ever be ready for Hathor or Ammy, let alone both at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539516
>>12539536

This is getting as bad as the blind Illias posting from ages ago.

>There's only a couple gods instead of whole races and they are supposed to be real gods with real responsibilities
>Spend all their time sexing up random nobodies and screwing around
>Never do anything else

Nobody would worship any of that. I mean the real Greek pantheon was bad when it came to that sort of stuff but not near that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539547
Yeah but we're talking about Monster Girl goddesses here Anon what are you expecting out of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539528
I was thinking more turn them all into monsters but damn son

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539550
honor, duty, self sacrifice

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539547
>Spend all their time sexing up random nobodies and screwing around
And what do you thing a MONSTERGIRL goddess' responsibilities should be then, anon?
KC has it right, for once. His only god that's gone full monster is the Fallen God, and she does just spend all her time corrupting mortals to cumdumpsters/cumfaucets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539557
Keep living in your little fantasy world then

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539550

Expecting people to fuck their worshippers or people in their sects or something.

This is like people going. "Oh yeah, the demon lord is so fucking hot and she'd just momdom me all day long."

"I wish I was her soneru"

>>12539559
Hathor? Being nice and gentle and give her healthy blessings to those that need it, spreading health and fertility to all.

Ra does Ami's job so the wolf can stay in her own region.

And so on and so on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539557
>honor
of being on top
>duty
to make lots of demi-gods
>self sacrifice
by making her man cum more than or at least as much as she does

I see no problems here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539461
>Monstergirls pillaging towns, kidnapping males and turning human females in monstergirls
Bueno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539562
>Keep living in your little fantasy world then
but this is a fantasy world to begin with...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539547
Well they still have their roles. Ra and Ammy have the sun, Hathor is about health, I forget what Bastet even does in Egyptian mythology, Anubis has the underworld, Charon ferries the dead, and the foxtail controls the moon.
Then you have the elementals, the false god Pharaoh, the other false god Apophis, the elemental dragon users, and a pie stealer

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539566
>Hathor? Being nice and gentle and give her healthy blessings to those that need it, spreading health and fertility to all.
As long as the blessings are delivered to men via by paizuri and to women by yuri breastfeeding, then fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539570
>her man
But she doesn't have a man. Everyone thinks they can get a piece of her and she just lays back and takes it. She's probably sucked off more hobos than Charon at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539576
>But she doesn't have a man.
Every man is her man. That's how gods work. The best part is she can still suck off all those guys and be purer than you're waifu at the same time because gods work that way too. All hail perfection.

>>12539575
>yuri breastfeeding
Is symmetrical docking acceptable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539575
>As long as the blessings are delivered to men via by paizuri and to women by yuri breastfeeding, then fine.

>Having her do that to married men and women
>Having her bestow each blessing personally

You're touched in the head son. Gods are there to do things other than fuck. You got whole countries of healthy brown cows to fuck. You really need to make the one nice motherly goddess a whore too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539571

>Mind your own business
>Succubus/Lilith opens a tears in reality, tearing off your clothes and snu-snuing you violently
>Runs off with clothes in hand as you sob at your being ruined for marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539547
I'm okay with all this banter about the sex, but I imagine that they'd be more about speeadingtheir own virtues to the world, either by sending their own emissaries or by walking the world itself to keep things good.

I think everyone here just wants to be loved tenderly by them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539578
>Every man is her man. That's how gods work. The best part is she can still suck off all those guys and be purer than you're waifu at the same time because gods work that way too. All hail perfection.

That's some grade-A bullshit. Gentle gods are given the role of parents and guides. That's where the "all god's children" stuff comes from.

"All gods husbands" makes her a filthy whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539582
Still better than an Amazon posting your beaten and raped pictures to the monster equivalent of Facebook

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539580
>Having her do that to married men and women
>Having her bestow each blessing personally
And this is where godly omnipresence comes in handy.
>>12539578
>Is symmetrical docking acceptable?
Well that's how she bestows the Blessing Of The Hearty Chest! It's not just acceptable, it's mandatory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539589

That's what they should be doing. But instead all you have is anon's wanting double paizuiri in a train longer than the lines at Disneyland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539593
>Due to monsters being integrated into society, guro has been altered into beaten ur bruised men who have been used for their worth
>Amazons are usually the only one who have the most amount of pictures of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539591
>"All gods husbands" makes her a filthy whore.
A DIVINELY filthy whore, thank you very much. And that's still only like half the world's population, it could totally be worse.

>>12539589
>I think everyone here just wants to be loved tenderly by them.
Come to think, divine (wet) dreams would probably make more sense. All of the heart touching, all of the feeling, more of the whole godly being thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539596
>And this is where godly omnipresence comes in handy.

>Pantheons
>Omnipresent

Not even close. By having more than one, and having tiers of power and realms of influence, they're not everywhere at once.

Why do you think individual temples of worship were built?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539603
Amazon a shit

Oni a drunken qt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539593
Maybe it wouldn't be so bad, you could generate income by appearing in those "10 WAYS TO GET MEN ADDICTED TO THE V THAT PALADINS DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT" ads on shady websites

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539607
Onis are good drinking buddy material

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539598
They're showing their love for the gods the only way they know how.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539603
And now I want to be a guro pornstar, thanks a lot asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539591

>Trying to apply human logic and ideals to non-human entities
Gods don't play by the same rules as the rest of us, and since their entire existence is so great compared to ours their mind and values/motives are utterly alien to us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539461
Whenever a raid party comes through a town, they individually ask every man if they have a wife/betrothed. If so they are taken to their wife and the pair is sent to the nearest church of the fallen to "Re new their vows" as the priestess like to put it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539611

Makes you wonder why pathetic sacks think they deserve a god in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539609
But then you'd be a V junkie.

Oh man, just imagine all those gaunt emaciated looking men consantly on the prowl for their next hit of the V. Wandering into dark alleys, picking fights in biker bars, (attempting to) steal beelzebub's purses. It'd be terrible.

And all of the recovery clinics would be run by succubi. There's no escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539612
This is how Amazons get you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539615
We all just want to be forgiven and loved, deep down.
Can't blame people for attatching onto the gods as the benevolent carers that they are here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539613

>Pantheons
>Never just powerful bitchy people

Don't bring in the monotheistic tautology when it doesn't apply one bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539622

They could all just have their own happy Hathor and loving family instead, just like there's not one anubis or apophis. But nope, gotta go straight to the top where there's only one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539623
Then what's wrong with the gods being powerful slutty people in a pantheon?

[Anonymous No.]

> be a protester against monster girls having the right to rape whoever they want
>protest them by raping them
>start with smaller monster girls, like harpies and catgirls
>move up to fairly strong monster girls like lamias and lizard girls
>be quite famous and strong by now
>decide you need to do something big, something incredible
>you need to rape an oni
>not just any oni but a well known one... a professional wrestler
>formulate plan
>track her walking habits
>after one of her matches, she one as always
>follow her
>she is alone
>take your oppertunity and attack, swinging a baton at the back of the head
>she stumbles back a bit, clearly in pain
>you only pissed her off
>she punches at you
>you dodge and she hits the ground
>she punches through the fucking street
>hit her again, jumping back when she tries to hit you
>know any one of these hits could kill you
>keep weaving in and out hitting her as often and as hard as you can
>after roughly 10 minutes she starts to slow down
>start to go more of the offensive
>beat her into submission
>shove your Fleshy Marauder into her
>do what you must do and leave
>go back home
>wake up the next day to find what you did on the news
>monster girls are now afraid to rape men
bliss

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539629
Cute. The delusions of the powerless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539629
>Beating up a Oni

Haha Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539629
Truly this is the definition of delusion

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539628

The ones that are, were shitty gods.

You ever found the moral of 90% of Greek myths was just "He who deals in the affairs of gods gets shat upon"? Didn't matter if they liked you or hated you. One would be jealous of another and the whole thing would just turn into misery.

Man, the Greeks did love tragedy, considered it the highest form of storytelling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539629
>> be a protester against monster girls having the right to rape whoever they want
>>protest them by raping them
u wut m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539629
Heh. You wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539635
Well that's because the Greeks had one god that always seemed to cause everything the same way the Nordics had one god that always seemed to cause everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539631
>>12539632
>>12539633

Not him, but this is still more likely than lovingly dicking actual gods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539635
See, now you're pushing the preconceptions of "real" gods onto ours. Just as there's a difference between monotheistic gods and pantheonic gods there's also a difference between Greek gods and MGG gods.

Saying "that's not how gods work" is a pretty silly thing to say in any fantasy setting anyway since the gods can and will do whatever the writer(s) say they will. And in this case the writers say they like to fuck a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539629
And they say Maledom isn't the cancer

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539637
The proper way to protest male rights violations is by banding together with lizardman and salamander college students and other liberal/beta types to picket the succubus commissions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539643
Well, sure, but that's not saying much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539629
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539631
>>12539632
>>12539633
>>12539639
>>12539645
>>12539651
Shit successfully stirred up.

[Anonymous No.]

lets get back to our MG pantheon
I also agree to a fox goddess of the moon
i like the idea of a silver fox (moon) but not sure i like 9 tails, and yeah she should prank ammy every chance she gets

i think she should me an older, not quite milf type

meh image limit reached!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539644

Nothing wrong with them fucking a lot. The Demon Lord fucks her husband a lot and has a shit ton of children.

Thinking they'll have threesomes and foursomes and submit to random nobodies is what's ridiculous. Even the DL is married to the strongest human hero in the land.

You know what? Just give them all husbands, and this whole discussion goes away. Or even give one of them a worthy husband, and have the others bully her to share.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VankK2gcQVY

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never notice an Ushi-Oni watching you from afar as you go for a walk outside one day
>You'll never come to the terrifying, yet logical conclusion that she just put you on her "Daily Pelvisceration Treatment" list
>You'll never turn your back and just stand there, pretending you didn't see her
>You'll never shut your eyes and mentally prepare yourself for the inevitable, as you start hearing her steps slowly approaching you from behind
>You'll never be instead suddenly lifted off the ground by a tight, awkward and almost-bone-crushing hug as she envelops your body with her arms
>You'll never shoot a bewildered glance at her, wondering just what the hell is going on
>She'll never gently put you down on the ground, releasing you from her grasp, then immediatelly turn around and run away, covering her blushing face with her paws while squealing like an embarassed schoolgirl
>You'll never be stalked by a shy Ushi-Oni that fell in love with you, but has trouble trying to express her emotions

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539657
That sounds adorable as hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539657
>supposedly an ushi-oni
>she can't even rape a man!
comedy gold

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539660

Isn't it just the whoopee cushion of jokes by now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539657
By the time she does get around to it, all the pent up lust is going to kill the MC, plain and simple

But I still would like to see the ride up to that possible point

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539657

I feel like writing this from the Ushi's POV

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539657
>Daily Pelvisceration Treatment

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539655
>Thinking they'll have threesomes and foursomes and submit to random nobodies is what's ridiculous.
It's not an issue for the same reasons already given though. That aside, they aren't necessarily having sex with a bunch of people. When we say "Hathor and Ammy will never give you a double paizuri" one could easily take YOU to be one person, a self-insert for every Anon that for whatever reason gods go gaga for. Maybe he's got a magical dick or something. KC already does this with [YOU], Anon's YOU needn't be any different. Just assume self insert as you often can and usually should and all the problems are reconciled. As for exceptions to the self-insert thing, see the first sentence of this post that's not in green.

[Anonymous No.]

With all this talk, I suddenly want to fuck the Fallen God

[Anonymous No.]

Meet an Oni woman
shes very nice to you
you both go out for dinner, movies and what not
after a while there is this one night where you both go drinking

get mega smashed

end up at yer/her place

she reveals something to you
feels like she can trust you with her dark secret
makes you swear before Hathor and the other MG patheon to never reveal it, bushing the entire time....


yes

yer Oni has a dark secret....

she really likes


gentle sex


!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539674
I believe that, according to their doctrine, any kind of sexual encounter with a mg is vicariously fucking the Fallen God

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539674
We don't even know what she looks like.

[Anonymous No.]

Which MG has the best butt?
Flabby asses need not apply.

http://i.imgur.com/a6awaFP.jpg

itty bitty kitty booty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539677
Why'd you type it out that way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539674
Don't end up like my cousin, fucking crotchless pants

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539689
Wasn't that Deruella?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539680
She looks just like you're waifu, only sluttier. Much sluttier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539670

See, this isn't bad. But it wasn't what the "Go to the temple and every blessing is her fucking every guy and forceeding the women breastmilk" guy was saying at all.

Three godesses fighting over some faceless dude is great with me.

Actually, yes. The Faceless God. That's him. The god of everything a monster loves in a man. And sometimes he will bestow his gifts on the forgotten, the unloved, the hard working salaryman with no pussy to call his own.

These chosen few are unstoppable and unmatched in the pleasure they bring.

[Anonymous No.]

how should i have typed it out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539680
I imagine her as an Eldritch abomination. I don't know why.

[Anonymous No.]

i forgot how to do the covered text thing, someone share with me how to do it again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539694
Less autistically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539677

>Gentle sex
>You will never have a Manticore pet your head as she milks you, whispering sweet nothings into your ear
>She will never gently slide that leather collar on your neck, calling you her favorite pet
>She will never ask you to pet her head when you finally muster up enough balls to admit to loving her, Stockholm Syndrome and all

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539696
>Not imagining her as horny Deadlights

Where every mortal man cums by simply gazing on her inscrutable form.

[Anonymous No.]

fallen god...would that be mega milf Hild?
or astaroth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539697
Lurk around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539697
If you can re-word your sentence in a way that doesn't make me feel like you're 13, I might help you if someone else doesn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539690
Nope, Haven't you heard about the time my cousin Frank hooked up with a Dark Priest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539715
Didn't Frank also get raped by an Ushi-Oni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539716
He's not a clever man, tricked him with cuddles

He liked spiders a lot

[Anonymous No.]

well, i am not an English native speaker so naturally my English is not that good

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539715

Don't you mean your cousin Francine?

Oh, I went there. And I heard you don't complain when her sweet alp mouth is kissing your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539697
Upgrade to 4chan gold

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539693
>But it wasn't what the "Go to the temple and every blessing is her fucking every guy and forceeding the women breastmilk" guy was saying at all.
First and last not green sentences of the post you're quoting, friend.

And did we just elevate Anon to the level of a faceless god of pleasure? That's a whole new kind of funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539687
Don't think I can choose just one.
So many butts out there.

Kitty booty is good, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539721

>All hail Anon!
>The Faceless One
>Giver of the D
>Taker of the V
>Consort of the Gods
>And totally righteous bro!

His festival is all the single men wearing masks and dancing with all the single women in town.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539736
>and dancing with all the single women in town.
You mean standing on the other side of the dance hall from all the women in town and wondering why he came to the dance at all before being swept off his feet for no good reason and laying it down like a professional whore even though he's a virgin?

That sounds about right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539719
No anon, that's not who you're thinking of.

The alp is my cousin Megan, formally Marcus

Not my fault she's good at blowjobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539741

>He
>Singular

This is a festival of worship where all single men are expected to don the masks and revel in carnal delights!

His chief wizard shall be your spaghetti whore though, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539716
>>12539717
Frank sounds like a total idiot.

And how did he even escape the ushi-oni? I thought they kept the train at full speed until either they had to feed their mate or their mate broke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539748
Frank can also play dead pretty well

Should see if I can get him to go into acting

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539746
>formally

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539701
>gentle sex
>an amazoness gently doing you in the amazon position with handholding, the pounding alternately picking up speed and slowing down to make sure you're okay, nothing hurts, it's not too rough on you is it?
>throwing your arms around your warrior princess' neck, pulling her in for a k-kiss

I'm getting flustered just greentexting it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539657
>>12539667

"Just go up to him and tell him you've decided he's your new daki. No need to actually rape him. Or even talk. In fact you shouldn't talk at all. You might scare him off then."

The Ushi continued to mutter to herself while watching her crush from around the corner. She couldn't say WHY in particular this man had captured her attention, only that everything about him was driving her wild. Luckily for them both she had a good quality seal. Though said seal made it hard for her to commit to even introducing herself out of fear.

The man stopped to check the time. Without realizing it, the Ushi began moving forward. This was her chance to finally...

Wait... why are you hugging him?

Oh god he's looking at me now with that cute smile.

Panic. No pedipalps! Let him go! He's staring oh god he's staring. Run. RUNNNNNNNNN.


> Or something to that effect

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539747
>Anon: the Faceless God, Eternal Lord of Spaghetti
I like it. I like it a lot. The patron god of single men everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539757

>Kiss Amazon, feeling the delightful clench of her walls
>She turns into putty as you gently stroke her head
"T-the husband is supposed to receive the kiss. Idiot."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539753
Wow I'm fucking stupid, you get what I'm say though right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539765

It's actually funny because it works both ways unless there was a legal name change filed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539765
>what I'm say though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539772
Okay, I'm gonna leave for now until I stop being a fucking retard.

What the fucking hell is wrong with me today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539761

It also explains why it's such a popular name for the characters in stories, like all the Egyptian girls name Isis in the real world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539736
>Go to the dance in the hopes of dancing with a Daughter of Apep
>Don't seem to find any girl that fits the type, but decide to stay longer
>Eventually as more and more monsters pair with the men at the festival, you find yourself among other men, and monster girls that just aren't your type
>Walking to the outskirts of the venue, you mumble something about how comin to the festival this year proved pointless
>"It is pretty pointless, isn't it?" you hear someone say
>You turn to see a daughter of Apep, her tail coiled and her body leaning against the wall next to the entrance to the venue, looking at you with a subtle smile
>"Wanna talk about it?" she asks, patting the ground next to her as though offering a seat to you
>You spend that night talking together under the starry desert sky

[Anonymous No.]

its ok
>>12539778
I can not seem to type well today either

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539760

You.

You better Pastebin that shit right now. I want more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539785

>Another successful festival.

HNNNNNNG

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539784
i met a girl from india who had the name Naga
you have no idea how hard it was for me to ask if there was some connection to lamias in her family :p

[Anonymous No.]

http://illya.malphasmedia.com/

Baphomet and Imp doing Illya dance in gym uniform

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539784
Right when you thought it was safe to get back in the meta...

This really does work entirely too well though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539797
>:p

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539797
>:p
>>12539802
>...
Anime didn't even air yet and the cancer is in full force in the threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539797
>:p
Come on now.
>>12539808
Cancer has changed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539808
http://images.moviepostershop.com/jaws-2-movie-poster-1978-1020193188.jpg
You're one for two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539808

Not him but, what's the problem with ellipsis? It's just... y'know, punctuation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539819
Hmm, I suppose I could cut out the shark and make it a giant shark girl rising from the waves

I can never decide who should represent the guy though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539803
>>12539808

Give 'em a break. We were getting a good discussion rolling.

I need more greentexts of Festival of Anon. Where's the pretty girls unmasking men they might know after a long night? Where's the sacrificial wizard being publicly married to a daughter of Hathor?

What kind of music do they play?

Do the paladins participate?

We need to know the answers to these questions, in stories!

[Anonymous No.]

hathor has a daughter?
she is so NOT used goods!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539824
>Give 'em a break. We were getting a good discussion rolling.
That's how cancer grows. You point out when someone does something retarded so they either
>Realize this place isn't for them and leave
or
>Learn to assimilate with board culture and adopt the proper mannerisms when posting

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539826

>Daughters of Hathor
>Not a healthy mix of demigods and holstaurus supplicants

A god of health and fertility needs to be healthy and fertile I would wager.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539820
For starters, almost everyone - you included, do not know how to use ellipsis properly.

[Anonymous No.]

More health for the health god
http://imgur.com/WeanS4

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539829
would it not be better to help them so they can fit in, but not letting people join or feel elcome and excluding people or forming a special circle is a great way to stagnate and slowly die off, kinda like the very cancer you speak of isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539837

Are you seriously getting worked up over punctuation? On 4chan, of all places?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539839
nice link, chucklefuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539837

It's just supposed to represent trailing off an incomplete thought or being interrupted IIRC. Granted, them using it as extremely long pause isn't quite right.

But then in my neck of the woods, you just used a hyphen where a colon would have been appropriate. Hell if I know. It took me years to stop using Oxford commas. That's how I was taught in school growing up but my college professors hammered me for it all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539839
Your link doesn't work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539837
omg, this, is, such, evil, punctuation, how, do I comma?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539855
It's used to show an omission of a word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539858
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539848
If you let anyone in that's how it becomes

>Le DAE like Cera? EDIT: Thanks for the Gold stranger! :)
>OMG XDDDD i leik tots LOOOOOVE pharaoh =^U^=
>Hey guys, tripfag here, who's ready to hear the blog about my day? It was long *sighs*

If you told me we had to choose between blidnly accepting or dying off, I'd choose dying off in a heartbeat. You learn to change your posting habits to suit the thread culture or you fuck off. It's not that hard to do.

[Anonymous No.]

MGG thread

argue over femdom, futa, punctuation.

sounds about right for 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539859

No, because an ellipse is used when you break up a quote into two parts as well, even if there's no words missing.

"When he reaches the edge of town..." The gunman grinned. "...he won't find anything waiting for him but a noose and twelve feet of good rope."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539855
Ellipsis are used for omissions. What you said is something different, but pretty similar.

I'm not really arguing for/against it, just stating what I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539867
>argue over femdom, futa
We aren't even arguing over those right now, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539869
No that's wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539856
Whoops
http://imgur.com/WeanS4f

>>12539854
Heh
>weans

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539871
punctuation.

he did say that too, quick to anger aren't you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539872

It's just how I was taught. I've read it in stories that way before too. Not that punctuation in pulp fiction is all that stellar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539874
Lookin' good.
Also, what would a lesser Hathor look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539874
>those horrible lines

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539874
>http://imgur.com/WeanS4f

looks very good, thought Hathor had straight horns though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539874
Looking pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539789

Meh. No promises. Blogspots to maintain, quests to run, shit to shit...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539883

Less did his based on an Egyptian breed of cow, so it's a little more accurate IMO. But they're both good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539881
Probably the same. They get all the looks and only a piece of the power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539871
Where are there so few hard femdom stories?
And I don't mean just abuse bullshit, but loving femdom that's still hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539900
I really wish I knew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539900
Good luck finding any, people here are too stubborn or stupid to realize

>hard femdom =/= abuse

[Anonymous No.]

In terms of femdom, I want to see something like this. Accept it's the entire way through.
http://exhentai.org/g/742628/84263b04f2/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539824
A lonely salamander drifts through her town's Anonymous festival.The music is the same everywhere, but in no group is the dancing quite the same. She travels from the edge of the square lit by the orange glow of halogen lights where men and monsters dance slowly to the music, past the group of holstaurus, and weresheep square dancing to the same song and averts her gaze as she walks by the lonely human women crying by the punch bowl. There it is! Her circle.

The creatures within move slowly to match the music, but she can clearly see the martial arts inspiration of the movement everyone within makes. The graceful turns and spins of Aikido, the bobbing of Traditional Boxers, the drunken knee thrusts of MMA practitioners. She loves them all. She's late though, many of the people there are already paired off. She dances, still alone, through the crowd of couples until one masked man catches her eye. That reaching out and drawing in, was that... it was! Mantis style! The lizard's heart skipped a beat as she watched him dance without a partner.

She approaches nervous, listless. Would he accept her? Was her dress too long? Too short? So many questions. All of them were answered when the mysterious masked man reached out and plucked her hand. They danced all night, conducting a battle of love to music wholly inappropriate yet somehow suitable to their slow motion mating ritual. The last song came and she reached up to remove the mask of the man she knew would go home with her that night.

The thin piece of plastic slid off to reveal the smiling face of Tom from Accounting. The lizard hated Tom. Everyone hated Tom. Normally she would snap his mask back on and walk away in a huff, but today was Anon day, a special day, so she settled with a warning.
"I-I'm going to give you the V since it's today, but if you tell anyone from work I'll kill you!"
His smile never left as he answered.
>Implying you wouldn't fuck me anyway

Fucking Tom. He was kinda cute though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539918
Heh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539900

Because that real hard hurting and belittling can probably only be written properly by someone who's done it and likes it. Other people don't really get it.

I dunno. I mean, if I was a sadist, I don't think it would really get me off unless it was really really hurting someone, not playing half pretend.

And I despise being demeaned and belittled.

Really what gets me going is knowing I'm pleasing the other person.

>Lick my fucking toes you dog
Makes me want to punch someone in the face
vs.
>That's right, I love it when you suck my toes. Get off all the dirt. That's my favorite boy.
Dick is diamonds. She could cut me, choke me, beat me as long as she said those kind of things. Knowing it's what she wants and her actually saying her appreciation, I'd do pretty much anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539918

I wish for them to reconcile and live happily ever after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539910

>Succubutt Onee-sama doing this to you

I want it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539936
I dunno, I don't think you have had to experience it in real life to want and enjoy it.

I agree with what you've said though - the top example is abuse, the bottom is femdom.

I get hard thinking about a manticore or dire wolf domming the hell out of me, but making their appreciation known.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539958

I have now consumed enough Buffalo Trace to attempt a double hitter of less done, hard femdom grick girl smut. Wish me luck. Probably won't be done tonight but we'll see how far I can get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539972
>grick
That can actually work.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never have a Jinko-gf
>She will never shed loads all over the place, enough to re-stuff the pillows you two burst whilst "wrestling"
>She will never be a refined, cultured, adventurous and kind soul who loves the outdoors and relaxing indoors
>She will never be patient enough for snu-snu after marriage
>She will never charm your parents with her bubbly personality, and they will never bless the marriage
>She will never be a complete monster in bed
>She will never shed loads, enough to re-stuff the pillows that burst during the snu-snu
>You will never save bundles on the gas bill due to her love of raw foods
>You will never take her out to fancy restaurants, and then later play that hunting/tracking game people keep posting about
>You will never go on long and spirit-binding camp-outs with her
>You will never have a large and beautiful litter of jinko daughterus and human sons
>You will never have to break up the play fights between your children as they learn how to hunt
>You will never see your wife flip the fuck out and literally sprint to the school when you both hear one of your kids is being bullied

What else am I missing out on in this dimension?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540004

1/7

We're watching you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539366
I'm liking this! Except for that Pie Stealer. She's a bitch!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539559
Actually if you care about KC canon (I realize many don't), I'm pretty sure later works clarify that Poseidon also became a monster girl when she joined the mamono lord's side, though her personality didn't change and become utterly lustful like the Fallen God. The sea as a whole is stated to be under the control of the monsters via Poseidon who serves the Mamono Lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540004
How about having her allow you, though slightly hesitantly, to stroke her head when you're snuggled up on the couch at home. Then, as you keep stroking her, she rests her head on your lap and begins purring deeply until she falls asleep.
Of course, she'd be blushing when she woke up, andwould insist that a proud tiger liker her would never stoop to the level of a domestic cat.

She'll ask if you can do it again at some point, though.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, and to those who were critical about how you become a alp in KC's world, it is not by being fucked dry of mana. One has to want to become a girl/desire men and destroy their body's ability to produce mana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540033

Mana is made by your sex drive though. So no sexdrive=alp whether you secretly crave dick or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540037

How risky is it to save yourself for marriage in KC's canon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540043
Nigh-impossible

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540043
Most rapes result in a marriage, so it's hard not to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540043
Depends on how high your luck is
And how fast you can run away from literally everything, including a Unicorn that might persue you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540050

This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540051
>Unicorns

>Hey, you're a virgin, I'm a virgin, we have so much in common!
>...
>Wanna fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540058
>You say no
>That was three months ago, and she hasn't stopped stalking you since
>You tried to hold her hand as a way to stun her so you could make a break for it, but you accidentally made it worse
>Fucking Unicorns

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540037

Well according to a friend of KC it is a combination of "magic power" and "mind energy." It may be influenced by sexual desire but sexual desire itself does not seem to produce it. Sex is simply how most monsters feed on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539236
>That scene
Thanks anon, I think I have a way to make "timestop" more plausible in my stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540071

It's clear in all his early entries that spirit energy is the old Eastern spirit philosophy: That white virility that nests in your belly and comes out your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you get an ultra submissive mg to rape you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540082

Tease her and deny her the D until she snaps. That's the Holstaurus way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540082
Get naked, cover yourself in body oil, lie on your back and keep yourself erect until the bait is taken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540082
Keep using condoms until she snaps
If that doesn't work, suggest using a condom, or say you're not into it, on a full moon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540094
How would MG react to condoms? I've heard in Mexico condoms are only used on whore so not-working women get offended when you try to use one. Would MG be insulted or find the idea hilarious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540098
>How would MG react to condoms?
Like this - http://www.mylifewithfel.com/

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bully a Stage 3 alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540098
>About to get funky with an Oni
>But you don't want to accidentally impregnate
>Suggest using a condom
>She's looking at you funny
>And now she's laughing
>And now she won't stop laughing
>You're flaccid. This isn't happening
>She takes the condom
>she tears a massive hole in it with her finger, never leaving eye contact from you
>she gives it back
>You've seen that look before.
>It's the one your friends tell you about that leads to soreness in the pelvis area

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540098
I remember hearing that they destroy forms of contrepception if they find them, there's not much point in them using them anyway given how hard it is for them to get pregnant in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540082
Whisper in her hear how much she wants to fuck you raw, how she wants to tackle you to the ground and take your body for her own. And then invite her to do so.

If that doesn't work, well, there's always loving sex and cuddles.

Or rape her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540098

It's not a Mexican thing. It's a Catholic thing. But as my friend told me when I gave him a hard time about it when I threw him his bachelor party.

>I may be a good Catholic
>But I'm not THAT good

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540114
Yup, the reference is in world guide 1 and goes as follows:

"When monsters have semen poured inside their womb, they can satisfy not only their lust and hunger, but their desire as a female too at the same time. For that reason monsters who strongly desire to have semen poured directly in their womb absolutely loathe the practice of using contraceptive devices, etc. that is prevalent among humans where the man's semen isn't poured inside their mouth or womb or even squirted on their bodies, but is instead thrown away, or where magic and potions, etc. are used to ensure that pregnancy does not occur."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540082

Maybe by pretending to be dense and waving off her advances when she implies she wants to do it until the pent up lust does its job?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540082
Be a teasing little slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540098
I figured, if you promised the load in the condom to her to eat or something afterwards, she'd be up for it

I mean, they're going to abhor wasting it. If you explain you don't want a kid at that point in your relationship, but she's got free game for it everywhere else, where's the harm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540159
Ah yes, the "Oblivious Paladin" technique.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540175
Wait there's techniques?

I'm so afraid of monsters that I didn't even learn of any of these "techniques"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540180
Dude, haven't you read the Shota Sutra? It's got all of the techniques. Some of them even have pictures!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540171
There is a unique pleasure KC's monster girls feel when semen is shot directly into their womb, and a condom would deprive them of that. Not saying she wouldn't agree for a while (heck the manticore's basic courtship method involves delaying vaginal sex) but she may feel deprived eventually.

Course even without a condom it is stated it may take years, decades, even centuries for a monster girl to get pregnant (presumably the rarer, more powerful types are less fertile), which is why there are various methods to increase or ensure fertility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540104
>Thought this was furry shit at first
>Pleasantly surprised

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540183
The what?

Hell kinda name is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540175

being completely oblivious to any and all sexual advances is the only way for poor paladins to stay pure in such a sinful world. They have to be as dense as a black hole's to get any work done.

[Anonymous No.]

Since thread is so close to death, and since I've been binging on Jojo,[ let's do a game.

Through a series of events of your choosing, you suddenly gain a Stand, and become involved in a plot much larger than you. You eventually meet your waifu, who also has a Stand. The names of the Stands are your own choosing.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

So, what's your stand, who's your waifu, and what's her stand? Any other information is just flavor and up to you.

If you don't roll an MG through random, just re-roll

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540194
>heck the manticore's basic courtship method involves delaying vaginal se
They still feel the pleasure of being cummed inside though, it's just through an auxiliary vagina. Manticore's a bad example of this, you probably should've gone with ghoul.

>>12540196
>Hell kinda name is that?
Indians. Don't ask questions, just read it. Keep in mind while you're perusing that it was made to let even the smallest of penises please a mamono, you can't do ALL of the positions. Also, you probably aren't that flexible anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540194
Well yeah, but any pregnancy risk is still a risk. If you explain your reasons why you don't want a kid just yet and they better be some damn good reasons as far as your waifu is concerned, I'd imagine she'd be fine with it. As long as that seed gets inside her in some fashion she'll be happy.

Hell, post-fucking blowjobs with a full condom could be a treat for her, especially if she bites a hole in the reservoir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540166
So wear skimpy clothes, shake your ass around and jump into mgs' laps and brag about how helpless you are, spread your legs wide and push out your crotch while you're sitting, talk about how much you need a "big strong mg" to accompany you on a walk through a dark deserted alley for "protection", talk about how much you love "women who take what they want", etc.?

Not that I have any experience doing any of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540197

So the real Paladins are those who pretend to be dense and naive in order to protect themselves from corruption while not resorting to violence at all?

That's pretty based, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540200
So my Stand involves
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_Regeneration

And as for my Ryu waifu,
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Astrological_Physiology

Sounds like we're going to be having a good time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540200

My stand is Electric Funeral, and is http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Filth_Manipulation

My Merrow waifu's Stand is Collective Soul, and is http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Concept_Manipulation

It seems like a good match

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540012
what does this mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540253
Bizarro /mgg/ is watching and waiting for a reality merge. One of seven signs has been met

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540257
Am I worthy of knowing what the other signs are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540260
To mention them could ruin the possible merge.

It's best to just wait for the others to happen, and not make it take longer

We're sick of just reality thread merges, and we're excited to meet you human boys, I'm sure you feel the same and can understand that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540273
It is Understood.

1000 Apologies

[Anonymous No.]

new thread time

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540284
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540200
So I get Anything you can do I can do better http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Warping

With a Wyvern waifu with The Hand http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Space_Depletion

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540284
Anon?
No.

[Anonymous No.]

My brain won't shut up until I do this, apologies if it's shitty.
>Be a Disgraced Knight wandering the countryside
>It's been so long since you were banished from your home kingdom you don't even remember what you were banished for.
>Your armor is caked in rust and some parts have fallen off.
>Your once proud longsword has chunks missing from it and it's blade has been dulled due to going years without being able to properly maintain it.
>You remember one thing, a promise that you could return home if you brought with you the head of a monstergirl that has been a thorn in the order's side for quite some time.
>A white wolfgirl with red markings.
>After years of tracking her, you are close to finding your target.
>You see her standing in a clearing, all that is between you and reclaiming your home is a single swing to decapitate the beast.
cont.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540200
My stand The Tyrant
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Avian_Manipulation

Wyvern waifu's stand Dissonance
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Perception_Manipulation

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540281

We understand too, we're fed up with waiting too

We hope to see you and everyone else soon, HB

We've been waiting too long, I hope you don't mind us being forward

Thank Hathor for the blood moons

[Anonymous No.]

What I meant to say was that someone started a new thread

>>12540298

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540200
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Projectile_Enhancement
My stand is called Sharpshooter
My waifu is a Girtablilu and
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_Constructs
her stand is Helter Skelter

I'm imagining I'm going to have to train her in the use of her stand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540299
>Hathor
>praising a false god
The Father of all creation forgives you though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540301
Well someone's a stupid fucking asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone remind me again: in the absence of a sea bishop or merrow's hat, how does one fuck an aquatic MG without drowning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540299
Keep all Dark Priests and Ushi-Onis away from my cousin Frank or I swear to god

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540312
You don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540200
>Time Travel
>Holstaurus Milk

I HAVE TIME TRAVELING MILK

I AM BECOME DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540310
And again they didn't even do the OP right. I'm thinking this might be intentional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540284
>>12540301
>What I meant to say was that someone started a new thread
No, what you meant to say is someone ignored us when we said "No" to making a new thread, even though we're still 10th from the bottom, an made a new one anyway.

That's what you meant to say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540309
Hathor rules in our domain

The same as Yahweh rules in yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540317
Save us, Janet! Only your mighty broom can save us now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540309
>Dissing Hathor
Son, you're treading on mighty thin ice

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540319
But I understood God to be the creator of the Omniverse.

Perhaps he a special purpose for Hathor

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540301
>What I meant to say

But Anon
>>12540284
Was posted at 11:25

>>12540298
Was posted at 11:30

You fucked up because you wanted to make an OP and your OP sucks and you suck go fuck yourself you lying autist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540284
>Thread posted between the time two anons managed to say "Don't post a thread" and >>12540301's post

>I post thread now?
>No.
>Kay, I post thread now.
Somebody is definitely an asshole for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540332
Truly, there is an idiot among us
But who could they be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540315
It is intentional.

[Anonymous No.]

meanwhile, waiting for dating service anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540335
It could be me, It could be you, It could even be the person reading this post right this very second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540327
Deity's tend to get big heads

Hathor claims to be the creator of the omniverse on our head.

We already know they all had a hand in it and are just exaggerating themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540339
It's all of us, Anon. 4chan is just one person talking with themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540338
You'll get yours eventually, Anon. You just have to be patient
All good things come to those who wait

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you'll never be "adopted" by a milfy version of your favorite kind of monster girl
>tfw you'll never be tenderly dominated by her every night while she forces you to call her mom at all times

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540200
>Oomukade with pessimism Inducement
>Spell Destabilization for myself

MG is a perfect combination for even further increased potency and effectiveness and I can be baller with counterspelling and work around not having to know magic too well myself anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540312

Basically you can't, not fully underwater at least, at least not if the monster girl doesn't have enough power to change you into an incubus quickly (it is becoming an incubus via a sea monster that enables the man to breathe underwater, a sea bishop ritual simply makes one become an incubus quickly).

Presumably most sea monsters would fuck you where you can still breathe and take the time to find a sea bishop. Even if they didn't one can't simply drown in KC's ocean as its one huge mamono realm fileld with Poseidon's power. At the point where you would normally drown that power will put a man in a coma-like state, the same power enabling monster girls to find and rescue him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540200
My Stand is Oblivion's Call
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omni-Negation

My Dark Slime's is Jefferson Starship
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Light_Attacks

[Anonymous No.]

Hey uh, guys how do you ah, hypothetically hide your scent from an Oni trying to break down your door after insulting her favorite alcohol?

Ya know just a hypothetical question

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540312
Shark Girls lip lock you as you they hold you underwater. Each Shark Girl waits for their turn to give you a brine-scented kiss and fuck you.

If they smell blood they lose control and all try to rape you at once, often getting carried away and biting you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540338
Wait, is he going to put in a pastebin or are we justing waiting on him to post here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540349
Buy yourself some Scent Killer, that's the brand name, not a description.

While it might not be as effective on MG's as it is on deer, it should help some

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540352
I think he'll post them in here, haven't seen anyone say otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540349
Get covered in mud

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540349

pee in your hands and rub it all over your body

[Anonymous No.]

>>12537723
KC has at least a few dozen well-known ones he can still cover. Problem is that he likes to give them the same personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540349

>Give her a bottle of better alcohol from your cabinet.
>Bond over a drink

It's so damn easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540361
Uh-oh, you're a Mormon and don't have any alcohol! What do you do?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540350
that's actually somewhat terrifying

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540363
Dumb-Dumb-Dumb-Dumb-Dumb!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540363

But how can you make a disparaging remark about alcohol brands when you haven't even sampled them?

Give her the secret of frysauce. It's the only way. Or better yet, give it to me and I'll save you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12539859
>>12539869
>>12539870
An ellipsis or em dash can also be used to mark aposiopesis in written dialogue, i.e. deliberately breaking off a sentence and leaving it unfinished, giving an impression of unwillingness or inability to continue. The reason we don't generally like seeing that on 4chan is because it is was massively over-done at one point. It gets really annoying when you see it in every post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540355
>>12540357
>>12540358
Yeah I'll try none of these due to me wanting to smell clean as my pelvis shatters

>>12540361
I might try yours If i was smashed however.

Ah fuck it I'll go hide in my closet and hope she takes my beer over me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540374

>Want to hide smell
>Dont want to get dirty

what kind of pussy faggot are you? If you were really worried about your pelvis you would do anything necessary to save it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540381
Okay now that I think about the mud one might be a good idea, but I'm not fucking rubbing pee all over myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540374
>Anon hides in his closet
>He hears his front door get completely destroyed
>It's like something straight out of a B-list horror flick
>He can hear her tear his fridge door right open and raid it like Indiana Jones
>She took the bait
>A cork goes off. she's chugging down your booze
>Fuck fuck fuck, you can hear her lugging all those bottles as she comes upstairs
>You try to lower your breathing as she looks around
>She's sniffing the air like a majestic predatory beast
>You hear a cabinet open in your room. She found your secret stash
>And now she's leaving. Oh thank Christ.
>You lost a shit ton of booze, but at least your pelvis is intact
>What, you thought this was going to be a happy ending? She's laying on your bed boyo!. And by the way she's getting all comfy, she isn't leaving for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540098
>in Mexico condoms are only used on whore
It's like that here in New Mexico too. At least where I live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540386

>Have to go outside to get mud

You fool! That's just what she wants!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540386
If you didn't want to suffer this kind of shame and humiliation you shouldn't have pissed off an Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540393
It's a risk I'm willing to take anon!

I'm gonna go for it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540399
And we never heard from this anon every again

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540211
>>12540197
There is also the 'Johnny Bravo' where you act so excited and enthusiastic about "picking up chicks" that you end up turning them off. This one takes more acting skill though, you need to be really over the top and cheesy. Like, cheesy enough to make Charon cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540391

>Muh Kraken
>Muh Buffalo Trace
>Muh Knob Creek
>Muh Walker Black
>Muh Bayou
>Muh Sailor Jerry
>Muh Southern Comfort
>Muh Paul Masson
>Muh Smirnoff Vodka Okay she can have that one

Like $300 worth of booze. I'd cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540370
>But how can you make a disparaging remark about alcohol brands when you haven't even sampled them?
By insulting ALL of the brands.

Alcohol a shit, sake a shit, only good beer is root beer, that liquor will fuel the flames that burn you in hell, etc. Or maybe you're just a bad Mormon/recent convert but trying to get better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540411
I think anyone would cry. It's booze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540414
>shit taking the drink of the gods

I hope a Oni beats you up and takes your root beer

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540415

We haven't even been able to get Buffalo Trace down here for most of a year because of the Chinese buying it up. I've been nursing that fifth until more comes in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540415
I never got a taste for any kind of alcohol. It's all nasty to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540418

i dont know what gods you pray too but they have shit taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540418
Whoa now, I never said that, I was just pointing out ways that a particularly stupid Mormon might piss off an oni by insulting alcohol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540407
You should probably add that under no circumstances should you as them to "Do the Monkey" with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540293
This was a lot clearer in my head when I started writing it.
>You wonder to yourself how such a small thing could possibly be such a menace to the Order as you swing your sword to end it's miserable life.
>Suddenly your sword connects with a burning disk that appeared from seemingly nowhere.
>The girl spins around and shoves into the disc, knocking your sword from your hand.
>She wraps her arms around your waist and lifts, sending you sailing through the air.
>You land on your back painfully and quickly scramble to a standing position
>She's just standing there. Smiling.
>God that smile is infuriating.
>You charge at her, fists at the ready.
>Her tail twitches, almost faster than you could see and suddenly you are stopped in your tracks by a sudden and powerful deluge of rain.
>It pounds against your armor like hammers, striking hard and knocking you flat to the ground.
>Another few flicks of her tail and a black substance coats the entirety of your armor
>Still you refuse to give in, rising up against the rain, and ready to fight.
>Wait. That was too easy.
>You look down and find to your shock that your armor is repaired. The wear and tear of your long hunt has vanished, your armor is whole and as resplendent as the day you first put it on.
>You make a dash for your sword, made easier by the fact that the joints of your armor are no longer severely rusted.
>Oddly, the girl makes no moves to stop you.
cont.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540421

You talk that way about beer all you want son. But you keep those remarks away from fine wine and quality spirits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540411
>>12540418
Would you reccomend Redd's Hard Cider, or Angry Orchard for that matter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540426
If you do slip up and do so talking frequently about your mother is a great way to get MG off of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540429
I've only had Redd's Hard Cider and it sucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540429
Angry Orchards barely tastes like alcohol, should be fine for people that don't like the taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540429

Honestly friend, most hard ciders, lemonades, and eggnoggs are a wast of money. You're better off buying a soft version and adding a quality spirit to it.

The best of the kind you're looking for I actually had was homemade apple pie shine. Almost 100 proof, smooth as silk, made by a real swampie. The brown stuff with a cinnamon stick in the bottle. Man you don't get quality homemade very often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540418
>shit taking the drink of the gods
>Didn't even mention mead
Your gods must have shit taste if mead isn't their chosen drink.

[Anonymous No.]

>like onis
>don't like alcohol

Well, someone has to be the designated driver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540436
You're talking about Apple Pie, and I also recommend it to hard-apple Anon.

You'll need to make it yourself though, a couplel bottles of everclear to a few bottles of apple juice AND cider. There's recipes online, but it's perfect and fucks you up fast

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540431
>"Wanna roll in the hay with me, anon?"
"Sure, we can head back to my mom's place, and--"
>"Ara, would she like to join in too?"
Nothing went according to plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540293
>>12540427

Proceed. I wanna see where this goes.

[Anonymous No.]

any decent writefag smut come out lately?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12540200
Does anyone have that picture of that Red Oni dressed as Jotaro? I thought I saved it but I cannot find it, and google image search is being a cunt

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>>12540440

Mead is okay. I prefer the african honey wines like Tej though. And in general I prefer good grape and other fruit wines.

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>>12540450

Did you miss the succubus smut the other day?

http://pastebin.com/KnNYwMxD

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>>12540445
>>"Ara, would she like to join in too?"
S-sure, I... I guess. I mean, there's plenty of hay. I'm not really sure why you're so into rolling in it, but I guess it's cool. We have a bit more than usual because last winter was harsh and killed alot of the livestock that would have eaten it. So It's just sort of sitting there.

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>>12540453
>http://pastebin.com/KnNYwMxD
Pretty good but read it already

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>>12540457
Stop denying your Oedipus complex, HB

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>>12540445
>Nothing went according to plan.
That's not the Johnny Bravo, that's just the Mama's Boy. The Mama's Boy is a turn on. The conversation should've gone more like this:
>"Wanna roll in the hay with me, anon?"
"Hay?! Momma loves hay! We used to roll in the hay all the time and go on hay rides and make scarecrows and carve pumpkins and-"
>"I meant more like-"
"Does this weird dried grass wig make me look even prettier?"
>"I gotta go now."
Remember, over the top.

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>>12540459

Not much else. Loli oni I guess. Check the blogspot and see if anything catches your interest.

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>>12540460
Not sure I follow.

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>>12540450
If you've already read this,
http://pastebin.com/U7t5K5FZ
I'm not sure how else I can help except to saywe need somebody to write for the Red Moon.

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>>12540453
>succubus
Ewwwww

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>>12540463

An Oedipus complex comes from wanting to fuck your mother. I think it can apply to wanting to do the same to your father, but that obviously doesn't apply here. I feel like I legit have one, but I don't feel that way about my actual mom at all. I just like moms/motherly women in general really.

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>>12540464
Ain't that on the 8th?

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I wonder if Based!Janitor-kun is going to delete the other thread.

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>>12540468

There's nothing with wanting a real woman and lot a little girl.

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>>12540469
Yes. There was one Anon who said he wanted to do another Apophis smut story for it, but since we already have one, even if he decided to do it, we'd still need another guy to write something else, to keep people who want variety happy.

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>>12540473

Even wanting to be doted on by one like she was treating you like her own child?

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>>12540468
Who is HB? And how is denseness an indication of an Oedipus complex? And Oedipus complex is the broad term for things, wanting to fuck parent of the opposite sex. electra was the one where the daughter feels competition against the mother for the father. But I think the main difference there is Oedipus makes you wanna fuck your patent, Electra implies you feel competitive AGAINST one parent, towards the other.

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>>12540481

Oedipus is male. Electra is female. It's really that simple.

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>>12540474
Hot damn, I didn't even realize it's almost October.

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>>12540482
Look it up, the original wasn't gender-specific.

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>>12540475

Pampered husband/big boy or baby-play? Because one of those things is okay and one of them is not.

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>>12540484

I just know it from the common use and the original myths which were very clear. I've never in my life heard Electra used for anything but a girl wanting to get with daddy. And similar guidelines for Oedipus.

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>>12540485
>baby-play
Is this a guy or a girl thing? Like, does the girl get wet from changing a full-grown man's diapers, or is it the guy being hard from being treated like a baby?

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>>12540490

You would assume it's both. Takes two to tango.

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>>12540489
Yeah, the differences are pretty cosmetic, but If we're arguing the point here, technically only Electra is gender-specific. But since I think the male version has no specific name for it, Oedipus is the sub.

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>>12540490
Nobody knows

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>>12540485

Baby play is weird, even with some of the stuff I get off to. I just like the idea of being doted on by someone in a motherly fashion.

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>>12540431
>>12540445
So Johnny is a paladin. An idiot who joined the order for the cool helmet and to impress chicks without knowing about the whole celibacy thing. In reality he is a genius who is protecting his purity in the most clever and underhanded way possible.

Little Suzy is obviously a bapho after that sweet manly pompadour.

What's Mama? Chain-smoking were-rabbit? I mean her name is bunny after all. Overprotective human woman who lost her meat-headed husband to monster ntr? Husky-voiced ara-ara health monster who was fooled by Johnny's facade and resists the urge to momdom snusnu because she finds it charming and doesn't want to soil his purity? My vote is on the last one.

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>>12540427
>You take a swing at her, but she leaps over it and lands on top of your sword.
>You swing upwards, but her tail flicks again and a vine emerges from a nearby tree to pull her to safety.
>You charge at her and catch her off guard, knocking her to the ground.
>You put all your power into the next swing and bring down your sword in one final strike to end her life.
>Another flick of her tail, she vanishes and your sword buries itself in the ground.
>You feel a tap on your shoulder and swing your sword as you turn to face her
>The disc is waiting and your sword shatters.
>You stand there, staring at the now bladeless hilt of your weapon before letting it fall from your hands.
>You fall to your knees in despair, you know you have lost.
>The wolf looks down at your discarded weapon and picks it up.
>Another flick of her tail.
>She gently hands the sword back to you and you take it.
>It's not only been repaired, it's exactly as you remember it from when your grandfather gave it to you. It almost seems to shine in the light.
>You look up and see her smiling at you again, this time without rage clouding your eyes.
>It's not a smug smile as you had assumed, it's a kind nurturing smile, like a mother's.
>She's smiling at you, the unworthy wretch who was trying to kill her mere moments ago.
>You sit there as she begins to leave, and in the afternoon light her whole body seems to glow like the sun.
>If only you could be so grossly incandescent.
And that's my shitty story about how the Sunbros formed in the world of monstergirls. Apologies if it sucked.

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>>12540493

But Oedipus banged the fuck out of his mom. How is it not an appropriate name?

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>>12540497
But Johnny is a dude. Typical (and by that I mean KC) canon says his mom must be human.

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>>12540497

>Pops is the Pope

>Gee Pops, I just dunno about all these girls going after a sweet piece of tinned beef
>Johnny you just have to remember to pray really hard and think dense thoughts.
>Armor care and always keep my visor down, got it
>You are using that special sin sock, right Johnny?

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>>12540500
That's just the legend that coined the name for the complex. Before some one gave the term Electra complex it's not like some one looked at a girl wanting her dad and was like "Gee I don't fuckin know. It's not a boy wanting to bang his mum so shit, I'm completely in the dark here." Naw, they just called the whole fucking parents thing Oedipus. It wasn't untill Electra that it became a he/she thing. Atleast, that's my understanding. This is why I said it was mainly a cosmetic difference. Oedipus was first, and referred to both, it's only these days it indicates the male more than the female.

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>>12540497

Johnny's mom cant be a monster but all the rest seems alright

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>>12540506

>These days

I know Oedipus dates back to Freud but Electra dates back to at least the 1950's. I think after half a century we can let it go.

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>>12540483
It did kind of come up on us pretty quick.
Still, if nobody else is going to do it, I might have to take it upon myself to do it.
And I really don't want to.

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>>12540501
KC canon can suck a dick. Anyway she can be his step-mom or adopted mom, that makes things more convenient for people uncomfortable with genuine mom-son.

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>>12540508
see
>>12540512

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>>12540511
Well I would do it but I've never written smut before. And I forget what the blood moon does to a monster
We'll get someone eventually, Anon

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>>12540511
More than one person can do one, you know. I don't think we'll complain about too much themed porn.

>>12540512
>KC canon can suck a dick.
Even if you say that...

>Anyway she can be his step-mom or adopted mom
And problem solved.

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>>12540509
I thought Oedipus dated back way further. Atleast that's the impression I'm basing my argument off.

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>>12540498

I liked it. Does he try to become her follower after that? Would guilt nag him to atone for his aggression?

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>>12540498
I like it.

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>>12540523
What's going through my head is he essentially starts going around and spreading the word of her kindness and one day Ammy wakes up to find she's got a buttload of new followers.

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>>12540521

>Tell me about your mother
That was when it hit mainstream modern. That and Freud's obsession with the interpretation of dreams.

If you want to get technical, the recognition of the phenomena probably predates the original myths. Hell there's Bible stories older than that that do the same thing. Like the story of Ham or Lot and his children.

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>>12540517
In what I wrote, I just noted that the red moon just makes monster girls incredibly horny. So much so that the main girl fucked her boyfriend the entire night until he was bone-dry. That's pretty much all I had going for it, and all I needed.

Also, the Red Moon thing was my first time too. Don't be afraid to give it a try if you're willing.

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>>12540528
Well, thanks for enlightening men, anon.

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>>12540530
>That second spoiler
You're making it sound like it's like losing your virginity or having sex with an Oni

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>>12540521
The myth is ancient but Freud coined the phrase Oedipus complex. He came up with most of the classic complexes. I think.

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>>12540533
I guess I did, didn't I?

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>>12540538
Huh. In a way I guess you did

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>>12540531
Well man has basically been the same animal for the last 40k years. We haven't changed much. But the bow and arrow was only invented about 10k years ago. Chew on that. 30k years, 1500 generations, of people no dumber than you or me, with nothing but spear throwers and fire. The human mind has been studied by humans for a very very long time. It only makes sense that common behavioral patterns are recorded in some of our earliest written accounts.

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Please do not /ss/ the shota, shotas are for loving, not raping

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>>12540551
shota here ths guy is a faget, COM AT ME LADYS

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>>12540553
>All the confidence
>None of the dick

Aw he's so cute. Have at him ladies.

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>>12540553
And here we see the slut shota in it's natural habitat

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>>12540551
No, shotas for raping
Just like lolis

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>>12540527

A fitting end. Good work, Anon.

>A few days later, a voice wakes Ammy from her peaceful nap as she sleeps on a random tree branch
>"Oh, holy incandescent light of hope and prosperity, would this insignificant mortal be worthy of your time?"
>She looks down, feeling a bit half asleep, as to see who's calling out to her
>"Hmm? Oh, you're that... rusty knight from before, right?"
>"That is indeed correct, oh almighty Queen of the burning disc! I am most honored to know that such being of infinite grace deems my person worthy of rememberance!"
>"Uh... I suppose so. I see you've brought... company?"
>It is then that she notices that the Knight brought an entire battallion of believers with him, all of them intently staring and quietly admiring her very presence from the ground below
>"Ah, yes! Of course! Ever since the day of our battle-- no, the day of my enlightenment, I have travelled long distances and faced many dangers for the sole purpose of spreading word of your greatness, and I have persuaded the minds of many to become your loyal acolytes! They are eager to learn the ways of your undying light, milady!"
>Still feeling a bit tired, she looks in the distance for a moment, only to realize that the morning sun is barely visible, did this guy really wake her up this early?
>Yawning, she just goes:
>"I see. That's cool and all, but it's like, 06:00 A.M. right now, you know? Can we do this later?"

I keep picturing Ammy as an easygoing girl from time to time for some reason.

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>>12540200
>Doppelganger
>ORDER EMBODIMENT
AHAHAHAHA

this is almost as good as the time i got the demon lord in "roll for your waifu"

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>>12540589
I agree, I also think the sunbros will eventually mellow around her until their relationship with her is less "Religious Fervor" and more "We're friends with a badass goddess."

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>>12540605
I remember that. Well ain't you the bringer of chaos