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Holsts respect your autonomy and decisions.

Not feeling up to it tonight? Feeling kinda sick? Have a headache? Too tired?
No problem! She will wait till a later date when you're more in the mood for it.

Just because they're docile doesn't mean they're weak. Holsts are just as strong as minos.
You'll believe it when you see one lift of your car with ease because you dropped something underneath it.

Touch the cow, do it now

>>23707517
>That's even worse.
Ya wot? Don't talk to me or my dairy cow ever again.

>it's that time again
>you're sitting in a small room wearing a baggy, wrinkled sweater
>the room is stuffy and reeks of artificial aromatics
>you're tense, unbelievably tense
>you're about to stand up when she enters the room
>it's time
>she's a tall, slightly plump Holstaur
>her hips must've been stuffed into her dress because it looks close to bursting at the seams
>she sits in front of you and takes your hand into hers, looking at you with her flush and excited face
>she wants to hear you say it
>you gulp
>"How are you... Mom?"
>she prickles slightly, and you clear your throat
>"I'm sorry... Mommy?"
>She tries to contain a giddy squeal of excitement and covers her face with her hands

>>17129134
This triggers the Baphomet

>>17042550
none of that for me, pure farm girls only

>>15888987
The idea that they can only be oppai lolis if made loli is based on a story the lead baphomet relates to the author in MGE volume 1, stating how she tried to use the loli spell on a holstaur but she ended up a big breasted loli.

The implication is that big breasts are such a integral part of holstaurs that even bapho loli magic can't remove them permanently.

>>15334674
Childhood friend Holstaurs, cows are lewd as fuck.

>>14557517
I want to encounter a holstaurus in a park late at night who opens her trenchcoat to reveal
topless leaking milk or wearing a shirt and soaking wet with milk!!

>>14542965
I want to encounter a holstaurus in a park late at night who opens her trenchcoat to reveal
topless leaking milk or wearing a shirt and soaking wet with milk!!

>>14494839
Screw the rules I have holst milk

>>14343409
Of course! But that doesn't mean I wont blueovarie her on occasion to punish my pelvis.

Touch the cow,
I'll show you how!

First take her hand,
and grab her hips,
and kiss her brow.

Then pull her down,
Right in your lap.
Unlace her blouse; it's a snap!

Now take your hands and go to town!

With wiggling, lewd
motions that tease,
Drive them forth,
to what you must seize.

Upon hills of ivory, bountiful great
There lies pink fort, behind which gate
Is treasure stored, of legends told
The wealthiest horde, of queen's white gold.

Burst forth in torrent, so we may behold
Sweet waters warm against the cold
Gushing, rushing from upon the crest
Down valleys deep and slopes steep
Across this wonderful, bold, glistening chest!
Heaving here, beneath your hands
Stretching like elastic bands
The wobbling, wet, slippery breast
which brings forth tides,
that give rise to cow's lewd cries.

Lastly now, lift the tail and grip the thighs
Farewell we give to chastity vow
For before us lies, dripping fresh beneath our eyes,
split mounds of puffy, pink, shivering flesh.

Unleash your sword, and begin to plow!
Touch the cow,
Do it now!

- A Paladin's Conversion to the Order of Hathor

What am I doing with my life

>>13813272
<3

>>13813273
Its almost like you dont like the stories...

>>13813197
BWA-HA HA HA HAAA

>>13414779
>Big broad cow tongue
Do I only have to beat her once? Because after that I want to be 'defeated' by it daily.

>>13358898
>>13358945
Well I can't find it in my mess of a folder but it had this image with a bunch of text on the side, was one of those done by the guy that made lots of slightly yandere shots with images of different monster girls. I'm sure somebody else knows what I'm talking about.

>Mono won't draw more requests

Dire holstaurus

>>12978427
Praise Hathor! Touch Cows!

What of holstaurus hasn't been drawn?

>>12872502
Anon please.

>>12870314
The Ice Cream Parlor was run by that kid's Holstaurus mom.

I remember reading about it in the newspaper, the Weresheep was let go from the school due to budget constraints and the kid told his mom she needed a job and that she was nice.

The Holst hired her and not long after the boy and weresheep went missing, the police believe it was a kidnapping and are still on the case, allegedly she's on the run with the kid in tow but that's just a rumor.

The dad has since taken over the Ice Cream business after the Holst mom became more enraged than a minotaurus at a Mexican bullfight and vowed to get her baby boy back.

I saw her before she left man, it was like some kind of insane mix of the Punisher mixed with a MILF cow lady, at best the cops who tried to intervene slowed her down but they gave up after she brushed aside an Ushi police woman that got in the way like she was nothing.

Rumor has it she sells her milk in cartons with her son as the missing child.