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>>12710962

>"..."
>"I warned you!"
>You feel yourself go white, gazing off into the distance with absolute terror in your eyes as a 6'8", angrily snorting Minotaurus barrels towards you at an obscene speed. You flee, hoping the man will act as bait...but no, she's very focused on you. Your legs just can't carry you fast enough.
>"Sorry! I'm sorry, sorry sorry! I didn't know! I didn't meant to! It was an accident! He made me do it! I bet the Tanukis did this!"
>That last line in particular only enraged the beast even more. Her skin flushed red and white smoke poured from her nostrils. She wouldn't be satisfied until...
>WHAM! Who-knows-how-many-pounds of angry bull rammed into you with such force that your life flashed before your eyes. You flew over 100 feet before crashing into a dank pile of leaves and disturbing a very sleepy Mothgirl.
>"S-...sorry...Ma'am."
>"Hmph. You're forgiven...and it's 'Miss'.
>The Mino stomped back over to her silk-bound mate, lifting him by the collar and staring fiercely into his eyes. He stuttered out his explanation.
>"I swear, dear...I swear, I tried to warn her. You know me. I love you way too much, y'know?"
>She gave him a few more moments of intense glaring before she decided to believe him. She blushed heavily and briefly averted her gaze. "Yeah...yeah, alright. I love you too."
>They shared a romantic laugh before she asked. "Hey...did she bite you?"
>"Y-yes."
>"...You wanna...-?"
>"Please! I'm going crazy!"
>The bull grinned lasciviously as she threw her man over her shoulder, deciding that whatever business they had in the woods was now not important.
>You didn't get any...but at least you ensured that some guy and his Mino wife would do things that they'd write novels about.

You're sitting in the cafeteria in school eating the tasteless gruel that they serve you and chatting it up with your human friend, one of less than 300 in a 1,500 capacity school.

You lift up the spoon up to your mouth when suddenly a voice calls you from behind with an almost fanatical tone to it.

"A-Anon!"

You snap to the voice, throwing the contents of your spoon on the floor in the process. Your eyes meet with the minotaurus awkwardly clicking her hooves together and sweating bullets under your scrutiny. You open your mouth prepared to issue an apology but she beats you to the punch.

"W-Will you go out with me if I manage to do a backflip?!"

With every word spoken she leans forward just a bit more until you can feel the heat of her breath and see the hazel green of her eyes shining like stars in the darkness of the shadow of her face.

Her hands are held together as if she were readying herself to push you away, and your friend who you were about to ask for help has somehow disappeared. Which leaves you entirely alone to deal with the nervous bull-woman hybrid.

How do you respond to this?

>>12674728
That's an ugly monstergirl.

>>12665019
>By the time the final school bell rang, you had made a decision to make a beeline for your house
>You're pretty sure locking yourself up in your room would do fuck all in deterring a ninja girl, but at least you'd make yourself at home
>You casually stroll through the school grounds until you make it to the school gates
>At which point you begin a sprint for home, as fast as you can
>You have to be somewhat careful, however
>After all, sunset was coming by the time you got out of clubs
>You run past the riverbank
>You run through the shopping district
>You even almost get hit by the damn train
>You're not stopping for shit
>But the more you run, the more you sweat
>The more you sweat, the more you give off your scent
>You probably should've thought this through more before managing to get a Minotaur on your tail
>Even at that railroad crossing she managed to fully jump over the train
>She was chasing you aggressively, you could tell
>More aggressively than you’d like
>When you felt her catching up to you, you quickly ducked into an alleyway
>You sprinted down the alleyway, making a short hop over the small cord that stretched between the alley walls, making sure not to trip over it
>Climbing the chain link fence, you take a small peek behind you to see the Minotaur hauling ass towards you
>Paying no mind to the cord you hopped over
>When she breaks it, you hear an audible *chnk* in its place
>Suddenly, grenades
>By the tens
>Flung into the air as though a trap had triggered them to jump and block her path
>Where the hell did--
>!!!

>By the time the final school bell rang, you had made a decision to make a beeline for your house
>You're pretty sure locking yourself up in your room would do fuck all in deterring a ninja girl, but at least you'd make yourself at home
>You casually stroll through the school grounds until you make it to the school gates
>At which point you begin a sprint for home, as fast as you can
>You have to be somewhat careful, however
>After all, sunset was coming by the time you got out of clubs
>You run past the riverbank
>You run through the shopping district
>You even almost get hit by the damn train
>You're not stopping for shit
>But the more you run, the more you sweat
>The more you sweat, the more you give off your scent
>You probably should've thought this through more before managing to get a Minotaur on your tail
>Even at that railroad crossing she managed to fully jump over the train
>She was chasing you aggressively, you could tell
>More aggressively than you’d like
>When you felt her catching up to you, you quickly ducked into an alleyway
>You sprinted down the alleyway, making a short hop over the small cord that stretched between the alley walls, making sure not to trip over it
>Climbing the chain link fence, you take a small peek behind you to see the Minotaur hauling ass towards you
>Paying no mind to the cord you hopped over
>When she breaks it, you hear an audible *chnk* in its place
>Suddenly, grenades
>By the tens
>Flung into the air as though a trap had triggered them to jump and block her path
>Where the hell did--
>!!!

>>12602560
Which is why I prefer KC's minotaur.

>>12564264
Inferior Minotaurs.

>>12546708
Are they trying to raise a tomboy?

>>12534457
A shortstack minotaur? Brilliant.

>>12531075
A burly, yandere Christmas Cake minotaur?

>>12451520
>You know what we do to your types in these parts?
I don't want to know, I'll be good.