/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12748806
N-no! I was just really sweaty and she licked the sweat off of me!

I was just thinking... what if, instead of bitching all the time, we tried to have a fun for once?

>>12582319
Maybe someone will appear and answer your question in a clear and understandable manner?

>>12582322
So you like heart pupils, eh?

Best monsters.

>>12532954
Why is the sky blue? Why is the grass green? Why are boobs good? How does the posi-track rear on a Plymouth work?

>>12509988
With a moomoo here and a snusnu there?

It's about closing time at the Monster Girl Bar you're currently working at as a bartender. You've been serving Monmusus all night long, successfully or so you've been told. It's last call time, most of the occupants have either gone home or are sobering up to make haste back to their respective husbands.

An inebriated green skinned plant girl with tentacles for hands calls out to you while waving her purplish bizarre appendages, "Oi Barkeep!"

You peer over to the plant girl with a friendly glance while wiping a glass clean.

"What's the difference between a Dark Priest and a pimple?"

You diligently give the plant woman a polite shrug.

"The pimple waits until a boy is 14 before it comes on his face."

You take the seaweed out of the Monster Girl's drink and tell her she's had entirely too much.

>>12487081
I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister.

>>12443274
Ready and eager to breed with some previous experience.