/jp/ - Otaku Culture

It is in fact Bunday.

The buns won.

powerful leglocks

Breed the rabbit

>>46489452
Always.

>>46489445
Good

>>46489451
Fuck off, faggot. This isn't your shithole on /vg/.

>>46489457
even more powerful taillocks

>>46489451
I posted that last thread but without the twitter user name. Small world.

Love me some bug women

Surely nothing could go wrong in hagville on april fools...

Will a unicorn turn into a bicorn if I held hands with another monster before?

I've ben telling my wife that I've been flirting with women for over a month now. Do you think she'll start getting suspicious after punishing me for the 40th time in a row?

>>46489503
>implying hebi is wouldn’t shadow you after thr first time you admit it
She knows you’re a degenerate that likes playing with her emotions, but you’re her degenerate so she’ll play along and pretend to be mad at you for “cheating” on her

>>46489490
wouldnt it be funny if hagville and the sabbath district switched places for a day?

>>46489514
uhhhh.... so which one is this supposed to be again?

>>46489512
>playing with her emotions
I think you misunderstood what I was doing this for

>>46489445

>>46489526
sure smells like hagville.

>>46489537
>>>/vg/

kon- uh, i mean, bun!

>>46489538

Which monster girl would be the biggest movie buff?

>>46489568
What's a movie buff?

>>46489568
The dorky lilim who stinks good.

>>46489580
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinephilia

I'm going to convince the large mice to consider me the giant rat that makes all of the rules!

>>46489563
>8fagshit
Fuck off.

>>46489606
I don't know what that means but glad you recognized it.

>>46489614
Kill yourself, newnigger.

Hey, hey, hey. Let's ALL kill ourselves. That'll REALLY show those mamono what for.

>>46489645
ms wisp always with those pranks

cheshires and bogies approaching maximum power
stay safe

Its time for your rite of passage anon
Go to the bad end bar...
And order a glass of milk...

>>46489676
I'm going to go to Holstbucks and order a black coffee, and I will refuse to add milk no matter how much they insist.

>>46489702
>order black coffee
>Ushi appears
Did you honestly think they hadn't thought of that?

Rabbit hours.

>>46489711
Fuck off gachaslop

If you go out traveling in demon realms, you might get hassled less if you wear a fake wedding ring. Emphasis on might, it really depends on which districts you travel to.

>>46489767
Fuck off

Enough about the buns, time to talk about the birbs and how we made em thicker to suit our mighty NEEDS

If you ever meet a lion monster, be sure to crack cowardly lion jokes. They hate that movie

>>46489840
Fuck off.

>>46489514
As long as they still give into sweet sweaty passionate anal love

>>46489500
Yes, never engage in lewd behavior like handholding if you intend to marry a unicorn.

>>46489857
>>46489903
>>>/vg/
>>>/trash/

>>46489818
The domesticated chicken harpy.
Truly a wonderful thing.

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, enjoy the last remaining hours of the bunday....for tomorrow bogies and cheshires rule the earth.
The honknening will begin.

>>46489928
>>>/trash/
>>>/vg/

>>46489767
>>46489840
>>46489857
>>46489903
>>46489928

>>46489939
>MGQshit
vomit

Imagine having a smoke filled kiss with a wonderworm

>>46490008
It sounds unappealing, but damn if I wouldn't try it knowing how it's supposed to work.

>>46489891
Anal sex doesn't count as lovemaking

Why aren't you loving an angel right now?

>>46490056
This here's a demon house.

>>46490028
Sweaty Chesh hands typed this post

>>46490056
Angels aren't real, every last one is just a big dumb harpy with a pretentious attitude and pretending not to be bird-brained dummies!

Tanuki-san will be proud of me

>>46490028
You have no idea how lovely, passionate, steamy and sweaty anal sex can become with monsters, it's an experience

>>46490151
kek

>>46490175
Kill yourself.

>>46489568
>Canon
Phantom.
>Fanon
Probably sallies and ogres, wrestling IS modern theatre after all.

>>46490008
i wanna be drugged and taken advantage of

I want to have the most dirties, sweaty, steamy hot sex with a hag, cumming inside every single one of her holes, exchanging bodily fluids without rest and record the whole thing from different angles.
Then after we have showered and cooled off sit down in the couch and watch the whole thing in detail, with the camera specially focused in how hard my penis enters her holes, her seeing all the gooey noises her wet holes made when my hips slam her drenched flesh and then how my seed pours out of her gaping holes time and time again until the video ends.
I want to see the faces that she makes while watching her own body getting violated and defiled from a different perspective, and that really turns me on.

>>46489936
You'll never win. Give up

>>46490292
If it is a hag she will probably upload it so she can brag to the other hags

>>46490151
I’m sorry anon but you’re destined for autistic anubis pussy

>>46490292
This but with my monster grandma

>>46490359
She can do his finances for him.

>>46490264
It's okay if you're both drugged and taking advantage of each other!

>>46489936
never give up
gachaspam is bad and everyone posting it should feel bad
This post is sponsored by the Unpopular Monsters Association: there's more to life than just foxes!

Big girls are for me.

>>46490416
Oh, I was going to call you a faggot for having a name on before I realized the date. This seems like a retarded april fools

>>46490416
I want a big girl that loves me despite having a small penis

Danuki is going to have fun today

>>46490448
I'm not, shit literally doesn't work if I have my adblock on. This is fucking lame.

>>46490410
>there's more to life than just foxes!
There shouldn't be. I support global foxification.

Today, me and Anubis are going to solve puzzles, together

Aboobis, heh

How do you counter the zap?

>>46490489
with plap

>>46490489
if your own zap

>>46490485
Don't say this, it may not seem like it when you're conversing with her but she's very emotional if you trigger her ):

>oh god how did it come to this
>you're bankrupt, and being sold off at a mamono auction as hubby fodder
>on the stage now in highly questionable clothing
>the danuki handler is making a show out of you, cackling and shouting to get a rise out of the already engrossed attendees
>suddenly, a pouch of silvers whips out from the crowd and SLAMS into the face of the handler, making her nose bleed and nearly disfiguring it
>look back
>it's your childhood friend holstaur
>she looks angry and has the rest of her savings in hand
>oh thank god she's here to bail you out
>She isn't. April fools!

>>46490395
Wonderworm giving you your first drink, your first high, AND taking your first time, all in one night!

>>46490519
Dumb worm forget to take the first kiss

>>46490526
This post is rude...

>>46490462
It seems Danuki really are behind it.

>>46490531
I'm not going to take that from someone with autism.

>>46490526
You're not a lip virgin!? Are you saying you're some kind of reckless kiss-slut!?!?

>>46490526
Her short-term memory and sense of time is a little off, please understand.

>>46489818
Imagine going to a big farm and having a bunch of these things crowding around and pressing themselves into you

Bros... I fucked up... my portfolio is down to $809...

>>46490580
it's okay bwo, just focus and listen to your danuki financial investment counselor you'll get those stocks that really matter

I'm going to belong to a danuki soon, aren't I?

>>46490586
i listened to her counseling... not really sure i understand my portfolio but she seems happy with it

>>46490580
>>46490586
>turning your adblocker off for a shitty April Fools joke
wouldn't be me

>>46490586
Oh wise Danuki, please tell me what the fuck this /biz/ meme stock thing is and how do I play?

>>46490555
there's nothing like telling a worm something, asking her what she thought about what she just said, and her just smiling uncomprehendingly at you and kissing you until you stop asking questions

>>46490607
Shitty 4chan gimmick, you need to turn your adblocker off to get it to work so don't even bother unless you want Hiro's shitty malware ads flooding your system.

>>46490622
>you need to turn your adblocker off
No, I don't think I will.

>>46490635
Yeah it's gay, sure you can just add https://boards.4chan.org/yse.html to your trusted but ehhh fuck that

>>46490292
She would probably laugh like if she was watching a comedy

>>46490622
Yeah, fuck that. Not going through the trouble of trying to white list this site when the ads are such trash. I finally got sound posts working and I'm not messing with the jenga tower of browser add ons I use.
>>46490635
It's a shame. I'd participate at least a bit but so many people will be left out since adblocker is ruining it. The last good April Fools event was the 2018 Easter double header. Nothing will ever top /mlpol/ though.

>>46490705
>I finally got sound posts working
How?!

>>46490711
For whatever reason when the domain switched back to 4chan from 4channel it started working. I followed the steps in the guide that shows up when you google it. The script was meant for the 4chan domain and white listing 4channel never worked for some reason.

Buy corn

>>46490422
You should call him a faggot for being a poorfag anyway

Buy high, sell low? No!

I will not be buying anything. It makes a paper trail, and if the nuki's don't get you, the ratas will.
Better to just use the barter system.

>>46490292
>her seeing all the gooey noises her wet holes made when my hips slam her drenched flesh and then how my seed pours out of her gaping holes time and time again until the video ends.
I immediately imagined it looking like that gangbang scene from Taboo Charming Mother but everything done by just a single Anon

Hey everyone, it's me. It has been a while now since I have started writefagging in the thread, and though I am slow in actually getting stories out, I'm grateful to Anons here showing appreciation for stuff I write.
However, I've recently come to a conclusion that I may have lost the sight of what is truly important to a writer. Some people who are better than me advise that storycrafting should be done for yourself first and foremost. It has to be a good advice, and I don't feel like thinking of proper ways of implementing it cause that's for nerds, so in the end I've decided to now write stories with no regard to your tastes or reading skills. I mean, if you can't even make it past the first sentence, that's your problem, or maybe you're the problem, whatever. All I know is I'm right and anyone who complains is wrong.
Anyway, without further ado, here's a story about a young man considering his future with his Hakutaku tutor:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/54567793

>>46490957
Nice , thanks again for your work, I love it

>>46490580
I take it back I'm 22k all is well

>>46490957
Ja pierdole! Bober!

WTF is the invest meme

>>46491071
Yotsuba stock exchange is now open for business, you get $1000 and it's up to you to make something of yourself on the free market

Do you like Digital Monster girls?

>>46491081
I find it, thanks

>>46491082
Admittedly

>>46490957
It feels so weird in our language, sex scenes would probably kill me with cringe.

>go to Zipangu in the MGE world
>danuki disguised as a human selling t-shirts
>buy a t-shirt written in Japanese from her
>she says it means "I love Zipangu <3"
>put it on and wear it around town
>get the occasional snicker from people on the street and shops I walk into
>at night on the way back to my hotel, I get cornered and ambushed by a shirohebi
>she doesn't even attempt to woo or seduce me
>she just takes me right there
>find out some time later that shirt actually said "I love crazy snakes <3"
>i'm now the property of an exceptionally crazy hebi, even by hebi standards

>>46491082
Digimon shaped my tastes in monster girls.

>>46491118
>sex scenes would probably kill me with cringe.
There's a reason I didn't include any.

>>46491159
you have no taste you inbred faggot

>>46491181
Sure but at least you know I use adblock

>>46490957
I understand it and I don't like the fact that I do.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/54876778

Very high effort writing, with some cringy gif at the end.

>>46491367
Poor Pyrow seeing colors beyond her comprehension.

I am going to the teach dark elves the traditions of my people!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter_whip

>>46491604
reminds of that thing where the vilaness locks the car
"she engaged the child safty locks, but we are not children and this is no longer safe!"

>nukis are crashing my AUTSM
bros help...

>>46491649
You won't be able to even afford a fumo if you don't outsmart the nukis.

>>46491649
>>46491844
damn trash pandas won't be getting us bros

>>46491844
>>46491955
I'm a myallionaire

What do the different species of lizard mamano tail taste like?
>Salamander tail
>Lizardwoman tail
>Dragon tail
>Ryu tail
>Wurm tail
etc

>>46491844
I want to passionately make out with this bogie, just to wipe this dumb smirk off her dumb face

we need a story where a Lilim corrupts monsters like shes making villains of the week

>>46492065
>make out with this bogie
>just to wipe this dumb smirk off her dumb face
I got the feeling at best she'll still be smiling.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/54879121

Decided to write my next work with some more familiar characters. Druella finally ends the order once and for all.

>>46492106
Am I the only writefag who didn't decide to do an April fool's story? Apparently

Dormouse booped me on the nose
End of story.

>>46492104
Based clown

>>46492104
No way. But on the off chance that it doesn't work, I'll just keep kissing her and holding her close and touching her soft, yet firm body and

>>46492022
Gonna defeat all types of lizard girls and eat their tails and nobody can stop me.
They can watch as I cook and eat their tils if they want.

>Pharaohs
>Apophises
Everyone knows Dragons are the true rulers of the desert

>>46492350
wow cool scales!

>>46492350
Sometimes those girls aren't content with simply having a hoard.
So a kingdom is just as nice.

>>46492350
yeah but can she do ASMR mindbreak?

I have no interest in tanukis nor creeping coins.

>>46492438
But they have an interest in you, Anon Mogul

>>46492438
Make it rain, rich guy!

>>46492514
How do I stop dragons from stealing my creeping coin wife?

>>46492119
Who knows, I wonder if anyone else is gonna chip in.

>>46492350
>Apophises
I'm more into apostrophies

My wife...

>>46492642
In the cat kingdom they farm these.

>>46492649
There is no cat kingdom

>>46492642
Anon glows like a nightlight, perfect for a mouse that's still scared of the dark.

How do you make your kunoichi daughters behave when they start going full rebellous chuuni, and there are four of them and they keep dashing and backflipping everywhere
asking for a friend

There seems to be a lot of investors in this thread so I am asking for a loan of 2,000,015.99
>1 million for Greek style pantheon barn, complete with hand chiseled lilim statues
>1 million for state of the art milking equipment from HolCow Milking
>15 dollars for a heavy duty cardboard box
>99 cents for a snickers bar

I shall invest my millions into the sabbath

>>46492880

NOOOO

DON'T DO THIS

IT'S IMMORAL!!

>>46492999
How do I give 4chan gold?

Hey chesho, have you heard of updog?

Inshallah, now that I have reached a wealth in excess of ten million I will retire and spend the rest of my life exploring tantric sexual practices with my nubile wife

>>46493182
>No anon. What's updog?

>>46493416
>noobile
no thanks I prefer a pro gamer wife

why not invest in fox?
>diverse business strategy, catering to hag lovers, loli enjoyers and everything inbetween
>have been on the upturn for over 10 years now and showing no sign of stopping
>iron grip on the gacha market. does anything else really need to be said?
fox is always a worthwhile investment. with fox, you're never missing out. because fox always returns a profit. fox always grow. fox always win.

this sales pitch is sponsored by Nuki and Anon LLC

>Alraunes and zombies start another war outside your house
>the zombies even brought their zombie dragon friend for extra help
Response?

>>46493519
Short(stack) the foxes.

>>46493530
I don’t want zombies on my lawn, so I’ll bring them inside

I'll take the biggest dog you have

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxXRZ8x68Xk

>>46493545
yeah, we have those.

>>46493658
You have given me happiness.

>>46493632
Sorry, Videl is the best I can do

>>46491367
>>46492106
Poor druella can't take a break. When will she be finally taken seriously.

>>46493848
Dryad hairdressers? More like gardeners

>>46493848
Remember when monster musume had them go nuts from pollution?

Haha guys ratas like nuts. Get it? Nuts.

>>46493967
I don't get it.

>>46493967
Fun-ky kot struck again

>>46493990
>weird monster girl stuff 101
I like it. Right up there with horn engravings. A choice you make as a rebellious teen that stays with you for forty years.

>>46492119
No because I don’t believe in April Fool’s or writing outside of flights of fancy. Keeps the fairies away.

>>46493950
>monster musume
We don't talk about this shit around here, tourist.

when a man wants a warrior's end but and mg won't let him

when a man wants a warriors end (butt) and mg won't let him up (after she sits down)

>>46494209
But I don't really want to talk about wakamo.

Desert foxes

What is huffing fox ass like?

>>46494279
Stinky. Stick to perfume scented vampires

>>46494279
Smells like animal musk and fried tofu

>>46494337
Garlic-stained hands typed this post.

>>46494403
Like elf ass smells any better

>>46494457
I like stick horns.

Fox merchants
>Trustworthy
>Honest
>Hardworking
>Fair prices
Tanuki merchant
>Conniving
>Liars
>Lazy
>Inflated prices

>>46494535
Yes but nuki butt > fox butt

>>46490957
A surprising lot of poles among us. Curious. I wonder If Kiki is any popular in that sphere

>>46494535
>foxes
>ever being trustworthy

>>46494535
The irony of posting this from a patreon game.

>>46494535
forgot
>sells drugged goods to men they fancy.
update never

Big bloodbags

>>46494569
I dunno how this guy manages appealing 3d.

>>46494569
>Releases two of the hottest h-game sex scenes in years
>Never updates beyond that
Pain

>>46494535
I only buy my products from clowns. They take their job very seriously.

>>46493416
Elf wife
Perfect life
Am i right?

>>46494584
>take 2d anime design
>3d it

>>46494618

Sleep time

>>46494576
Danuki hags getting desperate

>>46494569
game name?

>>46494671
Labyrinth of Estras
https://ci-en.dlsite.com/creator/3361

Post Viera!

I HATE monster girls.

>>46494693
we know mick

>>46494671
Super Hagio 64

Imagine your head resting in a massive breast pillow. Is there anything more comfortable?

>>46494548
The only other one I'm aware of is VHAnon and I thought there's like one or two other Anons from there.

I'm undecided on monster girls.

>>46494697
Doing backwards long jump onto Anon's dick as a speedrun strat.

When will they fix sweater clip?
It isn't fair an elf, fox, cow or other assorted hag can just warp you into their clothes.

>>46494721
Do you have mommy issues or a lack of a father figure?

>You will never be a Sergeant in an Order military
>You will never get ambushed and captured while leading a patrol
>You will never be used to break the will of your subordinates by forcing them to watch you get tamed
Why even live?

I want to be a reptiles heat lamp

>>46494618
be a victim of elves for life!

>What Gachi fans will become

>>46494847
I bet that faggot won't be smiling with a pregnant belly

>>46494761
how about we just fix all those races broken abilities first?
elves still arent properly tagged as monster by town guards and in general just get to grief you anywhere they want.
fluffbrain still applies every game tick during i-frames
theres still no way to detect consumables spiked with holstaur milk
these have been broken for years before they even made sweater-napping a universal monster skill. when will they fox these obviously broken skills?

>he bought gachi
LAMAOOO

>>46494865
>fox these obviously broken skills?
I’m sorry anon but your mofu addiction is terminal

>>46494766
What?

Wans

>>46494857
Then you have to be among the stupidest people alive to make that bet.
>>46494875
I plan to have 10 of each at some point so I can run the shitposting gamut.

>>46494857
That sounds like a challenge

How do dragons keep themselves warm at the top of mountains?

>>46494894
Family dog?
As in you start a big family with her

>>46494847
I love bit, round, perfectly-shaped alp tits. I could fondle them all day, and no amount of smug teasing by alp would stop me.

>>46494911
By grabbing unsuspecting anons to be their daki

I'm going to invest everything into lizard tails and lizard tail accessories.

>>46495033
we would anyone cover such a perfect thing up with accessories?

>>46494624
Easier said then done.

>>46495033
why would anyone cover such a perfect thing up with accessories?

Guys, there's this rata who's just been following me for an hour and jotting stuff down in a notepad. She hasn't said a word to me, she just keeps writing and nodding to herself. All I've done is go buy groceries, do laundry and eat lunch, how interesting could that possibly be? What could she possibly be writing down? And how do I get her to stop?

>>46494911
And so the wheel turns on the last dragonborn.

>>46495058
likely a private investigator employed by a secret admirer. if any of your co-workers suddenly strikes up a conversation about one of your hobbies then you've found the culprit.

How often do these kind of realizations occur among mamano?

>>46493873
When she gets a boyfriend.

>>46495262
I loved that show. Also one of the rare completely manga.
Damn shota hunters.

>>46495262
It doesn't surprise me since boys in the MG universe are taught since young age

I LOVE MY WIFE AND DAUGHTERS

>>46495276
>>46495295
Praise be to shota hunters.

>>46490957
>reading skills
It's not my fault. Blame public edu... educats...skools.
I'm sick and tired of the elitism in these threads.

So bogies, bogeys and living dolls all live together

>>46494721
the only thing more comfortable than a Bogey is two Bogeys, and an Ittan-Momen blanket.

>>46495262
thats me and my wives right there

I'm going to call my slime wife gabriel 'the glue woman' degrossi.

>>46495439
How about three smaller Bogeys?

I love accesories that resemble animal ears.

I'm glad I stocked up on Theriomorphosis potions. I went all of easter being a bunnyboy.

>>46495805
I love brown monster girls

>>46495805
Anon, Nito is good but there's a different version you could use that is better.

>>46495805
You also love posting off-topic shit

>>46495866

>>46490489
Raijus themselves popularized the lightning RES joke so anons would think it’s an actual strat. “Resistance” just means more energy that’s converted to heat (or in the case of mamono, another kind of heat—if your lightning RES counters her zap, she’ll flush harder and eventually just take you by brute force). A long metal weapon could theoretically be used as a grounding rod to divert any current she shocks you with, but anytime it’s not grounded, you’re just waving around the perfect conductor. However, a raiju’s current is constantly dropping when she doesn’t have a free hand to masturbate outside of sex, so use this to your advantage.

https://twitter.com/wwarrior_1/status/1773981023686328346
What kind of monstergirl would she be?

>>46495942
She reminds me of the Taimanin so I'd say a Kunoichi.

I'm gonna challenge Druella to a competitive date! She has no shot at winning!

>>46495955
me and ms sally climbing up the 2v2 ranked ladder

>POV: 20 seconds into my Wonderland trip while horny

>>46495954
I love kunoichis so damn much. I want to rest my head on those thighs.

Anon, /bag/ isn't even at the image limit.
Got there and make Yuuka run around the track.

I've made it bros, I can finally give my maid a whole year of PTO

>>46495992
You and me both.

>>46496002
Where monster girl?

>>46496006
It's mick shitting up the thread again by responding to random posts with unrelated pics, don't give him attention

>>46495988
Horns or not I'm pinching those cheeks

/tg/ here. Don't monstergirl media have great human women? LOLOLOLOL

>>46496019
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

>>46496013
No but have the finest twitter monster girls.

>>46496006
Right here!

>>46494865
>elves still arent properly tagged as monster
MGE Elves are just another species aren't actually mamonos unless they get corrupted

>>46496097
I think he was just being generic.

Come to the desert kingdom.

>>46495999
That's a very generous maternity leave program.

And now he's posting Sheba.

I wanna throatfuck Druella so bad.
Or barring that a busty Danuki hag.

>>46496097
>They weren’t originally monsters, and only those who received succubus energy and turned into succubi are treated as monsters. Elves normally live deep in the forest where people rarely tread, but those who have become succubi will be banished from their village due to the laws of the elves. Afterward, since they naturally seek human men due to the succubus' instinct, they will often wander at the outskirts of the forest near human settlements.
The "all elves are so thirsty" meme comes from the ones most commonly met outside of isolated Elf communities being all Elf-Succubi.

>>46496133
Horns... and Jackal ears?

> 46496019
Smiffu is the only real Monster in EMG.

The advantage of the namefaggery is the Retard is obviously a retard and a /pol/troon.

> 46496019
> 46496039
And samefaggotry

>>46496166

>>46496188
The woman with the jackal accessories is a Dark Elf, not an Anubis (See >>46495920)

I'd never marry a cait sith, but I'd still headpat one. I just like all cats, really.

>>46496166
>>46496019
Rember thst one FOTM from resident evil

>>46496223
I like the idea of a hellhound having normal housecats

>>46496235
you better have gotten consent beforehand

>>46496139
just cashed out a whole load of CHUCK, I can give her a whole 2 years of maternity whenever she meets that special someone

Oh right it's April 1st
Guess I'll just crawl into my corner abd wait it out

>>46496341
This time around it was fun though

>>46496341
>T. Dragon not wanting to get fooled by jester anons tricks again

>>46496188
So elves?

>>46496387
I prefer a vampire getting toyed with by a wacky wizard Anon with Bugs Bunny tier antics.

>>46496401
>Vampire wakes up in her coffin
>She can hear wizard anon snickering in the corner
>... it's gonna be a loooong night...

>>46496341
You can broadcast the GIGA channel for professional gaping and other monster sports meanwhile, you can enjoy the April 1st free days to taste the waters and then sign up for a full subscription

>>46496422
What if I say I'm not like the others?
What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays?
You're the pretender
What if I say I will never surrender?

I don't wanna be an onii-chan or anything like that, but I admire most of the Sabbaths, especially Marune and Greilia.

>>46496524
Msybey you like classic rock

Pranking ms lilim by handing her divorce papers or saying I'm gonna pull out during sex!

>>46496422
Too expensive, there are other payment methods?

>>46496587
There are pranks, then there is being an asshole.

This girl claims to be one of the few non-mamano Dark Elves remaining and says the proof of it is the fact that her armor covers her up. Is that true?

>>46496683
You ever watch the anime those who hunt elves?

>>46496686
No. How is that helpful?

t. dumb frogposter

I hate Blue Archive and other gacha niggers so much it's unreal.

>>46496777
Take a deep breath anon. It'll help you calm down.

>>46496777
I like ui

>>46496777
I like BA
But this is not the place for it.

>>46496843
Fun fact, if a monster is that busty, she takes penalties to perception checks due to her great, stonking tits.

>>46496867
fun fact, the blindspot that busty monsters have is within sweater/kimono-napping range.

>>46496893
you just need to watch for the telegraphing animation of their grab attack.

>>46489445

>>46496731
Made for femdom.

>>46496903
Quite hard to do, hag sweater hitboxes are ridiculous

>>46496929
As expected of the sweaterfu
The martial art crafted through ages in Hagville passed down by generations and getting honed each century

>>46496422
There are only hags playing with their asses and old rebroadcasts of past tournaments, without special broadcast of training camps or amateur and junior leagues then I'm not paying.

you can smell the stench of a hellhound from over a mile away. unfortunately, she can smell you from 10 miles. better get to the nearest long distance bullet train while you can.

>>46496944
Or they are just showing a table with journalists, ex athletes and other experts showing data, analysis and showing clips of past matches criticizing the judges or the players. I'm not going to subscribe for such boring crap, I want action.

Meido is cleaning.

>>46496987
>unfortunately, she can smell you from 10 miles
Rude

>>46497006
Maybe it's just me but I love those sport tables pre and after the match specially in football

>>46496987
Getting on a train in MGC is asking for trouble.

>>46497012
you stink anon. stinky anons like you belong to hounds.

>>46497027
I'm going to take a shower.

>>46497008
I wish someone would finally show her the page with board's rules