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you can smell the stench of a hellhound from over a mile away. unfortunately, she can smell you from 10 miles. better get to the nearest long distance bullet train while you can.

how do i make the local homeless hellhound stop leaving burned spots on my lawn?

>>45122367
i will headpat a hellwan and say "whos a good girl" repeatable.

>>43961123
dont keep her waiting now!

>>39959302
>monogamists in this thread right now.
>How do they live with themselves?
It’s pretty easy.

>>38908183
I don’t think this changes my waifu at all.

>>37263533
I’d prefer being picked up without warning, carried to the bed, then pounced upon.

>>35602208
My dad would be shocked but would probably get over it pretty quickly.
My mom... she’s fairly religious, I don’t think she’d ever completely trust my wife. She’d always feel like I was being deceived or possessed.

Am I supposed to call hellhounds good girls or bad girls?

>>34644857
Mostly just the occasional princess carry.
Even if she’s kinda weak by her species’ standards, it’s still way above me.

Guys I think Hellhounds might be literally made for marriage followed by a long romantic honeymoon and then a lifetime of love with lots of children

>>34136375
But if they shape their human into a good boy, they can get pats on demand.

>>32917661
She not about to say no to a good petting or brushing

>>27673978
>matching collars
I was under the impression that this was a requirement anyway.

>>23696178
Good.

>>22461455
I wouldn’t say “nothing” but it’s certainly up there.

Tonight is the night of the graveyard crew.
If you see a redcap running for you with a Guts-esque cleaver please be polite and run for your life, it’s no fun without a chase.

>>22213675
I like having a monster girl waifu fantasy playground, okay?
It’s not like I’m making a fucking tulpa or something.

>>22140677
>>22140781
I do not like seeing sad awoos.
Their smiles must be returned.

>>21992180
I think any human being held captive by them at the time of the regime change would be far more confused than the monster themselves.
It was probably much harder to convince humans that they weren’t going to kill/eat them then too, since up until that point that was actually the way of things.

>>21694798
I wonder how a Hellhound would respond to being licked

>>21633413
By thoroughly enjoying it.