Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

It's still Bunday.

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[Anonymous No.]

It is in fact Bunday.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

The buns won.

[Anonymous No.]

powerful leglocks

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Breed the rabbit

[Anonymous No.]

>>46489452
Always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46489445
Good

[Anonymous No.]

>>46489451
Fuck off, faggot. This isn't your shithole on /vg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46489457
even more powerful taillocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>46489451
I posted that last thread but without the twitter user name. Small world.

[Anonymous No.]

Love me some bug women

[Anonymous No.]

Surely nothing could go wrong in hagville on april fools...

[Anonymous No.]

Will a unicorn turn into a bicorn if I held hands with another monster before?

[Anonymous No.]

I've ben telling my wife that I've been flirting with women for over a month now. Do you think she'll start getting suspicious after punishing me for the 40th time in a row?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46489503
>implying hebi is wouldn’t shadow you after thr first time you admit it
She knows you’re a degenerate that likes playing with her emotions, but you’re her degenerate so she’ll play along and pretend to be mad at you for “cheating” on her

[Anonymous No.]

>>46489490
wouldnt it be funny if hagville and the sabbath district switched places for a day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46489514
uhhhh.... so which one is this supposed to be again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46489512
>playing with her emotions
I think you misunderstood what I was doing this for

[Anonymous No.]

>>46489445

[Anonymous No.]

>>46489526
sure smells like hagville.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46489537
>>>/vg/

[Anonymous No.]

kon- uh, i mean, bun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46489538

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl would be the biggest movie buff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46489568
What's a movie buff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46489568
The dorky lilim who stinks good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46489580
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinephilia

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to convince the large mice to consider me the giant rat that makes all of the rules!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46489563
>8fagshit
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46489606
I don't know what that means but glad you recognized it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46489614
Kill yourself, newnigger.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, hey, hey. Let's ALL kill ourselves. That'll REALLY show those mamono what for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46489645
ms wisp always with those pranks

[Anonymous No.]

cheshires and bogies approaching maximum power
stay safe

[Anonymous No.]

Its time for your rite of passage anon
Go to the bad end bar...
And order a glass of milk...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46489676
I'm going to go to Holstbucks and order a black coffee, and I will refuse to add milk no matter how much they insist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46489702
>order black coffee
>Ushi appears
Did you honestly think they hadn't thought of that?

[Anonymous No.]

Rabbit hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46489711
Fuck off gachaslop

[Anonymous No.]

If you go out traveling in demon realms, you might get hassled less if you wear a fake wedding ring. Emphasis on might, it really depends on which districts you travel to.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46489767
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

Enough about the buns, time to talk about the birbs and how we made em thicker to suit our mighty NEEDS

[Anonymous No.]

If you ever meet a lion monster, be sure to crack cowardly lion jokes. They hate that movie

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46489840
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46489514
As long as they still give into sweet sweaty passionate anal love

[Anonymous No.]

>>46489500
Yes, never engage in lewd behavior like handholding if you intend to marry a unicorn.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46489857
>>46489903
>>>/vg/
>>>/trash/

[Anonymous No.]

>>46489818
The domesticated chicken harpy.
Truly a wonderful thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, enjoy the last remaining hours of the bunday....for tomorrow bogies and cheshires rule the earth.
The honknening will begin.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46489928
>>>/trash/
>>>/vg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>46489767
>>46489840
>>46489857
>>46489903
>>46489928

[Anonymous No.]

>>46489939
>MGQshit
vomit

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine having a smoke filled kiss with a wonderworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>46490008
It sounds unappealing, but damn if I wouldn't try it knowing how it's supposed to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46489891
Anal sex doesn't count as lovemaking

[Anonymous No.]

Why aren't you loving an angel right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46490056
This here's a demon house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46490028
Sweaty Chesh hands typed this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>46490056
Angels aren't real, every last one is just a big dumb harpy with a pretentious attitude and pretending not to be bird-brained dummies!

[Helpless Investor No.]

Tanuki-san will be proud of me

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46490028
You have no idea how lovely, passionate, steamy and sweaty anal sex can become with monsters, it's an experience

[Anonymous No.]

>>46490151
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>46490175
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46489568
>Canon
Phantom.
>Fanon
Probably sallies and ogres, wrestling IS modern theatre after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46490008
i wanna be drugged and taken advantage of

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have the most dirties, sweaty, steamy hot sex with a hag, cumming inside every single one of her holes, exchanging bodily fluids without rest and record the whole thing from different angles.
Then after we have showered and cooled off sit down in the couch and watch the whole thing in detail, with the camera specially focused in how hard my penis enters her holes, her seeing all the gooey noises her wet holes made when my hips slam her drenched flesh and then how my seed pours out of her gaping holes time and time again until the video ends.
I want to see the faces that she makes while watching her own body getting violated and defiled from a different perspective, and that really turns me on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46489936
You'll never win. Give up

[Anonymous No.]

>>46490292
If it is a hag she will probably upload it so she can brag to the other hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>46490151
I’m sorry anon but you’re destined for autistic anubis pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46490292
This but with my monster grandma

[Anonymous No.]

>>46490359
She can do his finances for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46490264
It's okay if you're both drugged and taking advantage of each other!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46489936
never give up
gachaspam is bad and everyone posting it should feel bad
This post is sponsored by the Unpopular Monsters Association: there's more to life than just foxes!

[Poor Investor No.]

Big girls are for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46490416
Oh, I was going to call you a faggot for having a name on before I realized the date. This seems like a retarded april fools

[Anonymous No.]

>>46490416
I want a big girl that loves me despite having a small penis

[Anonymous No.]

Danuki is going to have fun today

[Anonymous No.]

>>46490448
I'm not, shit literally doesn't work if I have my adblock on. This is fucking lame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46490410
>there's more to life than just foxes!
There shouldn't be. I support global foxification.

[Helpless Investor No.]

Today, me and Anubis are going to solve puzzles, together

[Anonymous No.]

Aboobis, heh

[Anonymous No.]

How do you counter the zap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46490489
with plap

[Anonymous No.]

>>46490489
if your own zap

[Helpless Investor No.]

>>46490485
Don't say this, it may not seem like it when you're conversing with her but she's very emotional if you trigger her ):

[Anonymous No.]

>oh god how did it come to this
>you're bankrupt, and being sold off at a mamono auction as hubby fodder
>on the stage now in highly questionable clothing
>the danuki handler is making a show out of you, cackling and shouting to get a rise out of the already engrossed attendees
>suddenly, a pouch of silvers whips out from the crowd and SLAMS into the face of the handler, making her nose bleed and nearly disfiguring it
>look back
>it's your childhood friend holstaur
>she looks angry and has the rest of her savings in hand
>oh thank god she's here to bail you out
>She isn't. April fools!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46490395
Wonderworm giving you your first drink, your first high, AND taking your first time, all in one night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46490519
Dumb worm forget to take the first kiss

[Helpless Investor No.]

>>46490526
This post is rude...

[Fledgling Investor No.]

>>46490462
It seems Danuki really are behind it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46490531
I'm not going to take that from someone with autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46490526
You're not a lip virgin!? Are you saying you're some kind of reckless kiss-slut!?!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46490526
Her short-term memory and sense of time is a little off, please understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46489818
Imagine going to a big farm and having a bunch of these things crowding around and pressing themselves into you

[Anonymous No.]

Bros... I fucked up... my portfolio is down to $809...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46490580
it's okay bwo, just focus and listen to your danuki financial investment counselor you'll get those stocks that really matter

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to belong to a danuki soon, aren't I?

[Helpless Investor No.]

>>46490586
i listened to her counseling... not really sure i understand my portfolio but she seems happy with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46490580
>>46490586
>turning your adblocker off for a shitty April Fools joke
wouldn't be me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46490586
Oh wise Danuki, please tell me what the fuck this /biz/ meme stock thing is and how do I play?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46490555
there's nothing like telling a worm something, asking her what she thought about what she just said, and her just smiling uncomprehendingly at you and kissing you until you stop asking questions

[Anonymous No.]

>>46490607
Shitty 4chan gimmick, you need to turn your adblocker off to get it to work so don't even bother unless you want Hiro's shitty malware ads flooding your system.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46490622
>you need to turn your adblocker off
No, I don't think I will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46490635
Yeah it's gay, sure you can just add https://boards.4chan.org/yse.html to your trusted but ehhh fuck that

[Anonymous No.]

>>46490292
She would probably laugh like if she was watching a comedy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46490622
Yeah, fuck that. Not going through the trouble of trying to white list this site when the ads are such trash. I finally got sound posts working and I'm not messing with the jenga tower of browser add ons I use.
>>46490635
It's a shame. I'd participate at least a bit but so many people will be left out since adblocker is ruining it. The last good April Fools event was the 2018 Easter double header. Nothing will ever top /mlpol/ though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46490705
>I finally got sound posts working
How?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46490711
For whatever reason when the domain switched back to 4chan from 4channel it started working. I followed the steps in the guide that shows up when you google it. The script was meant for the 4chan domain and white listing 4channel never worked for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

Buy corn

[Anonymous No.]

>>46490422
You should call him a faggot for being a poorfag anyway

[Anonymous No.]

Buy high, sell low? No!

[Anonymous No.]

I will not be buying anything. It makes a paper trail, and if the nuki's don't get you, the ratas will.
Better to just use the barter system.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46490292
>her seeing all the gooey noises her wet holes made when my hips slam her drenched flesh and then how my seed pours out of her gaping holes time and time again until the video ends.
I immediately imagined it looking like that gangbang scene from Taboo Charming Mother but everything done by just a single Anon

[Anonymous No.]

Hey everyone, it's me. It has been a while now since I have started writefagging in the thread, and though I am slow in actually getting stories out, I'm grateful to Anons here showing appreciation for stuff I write.
However, I've recently come to a conclusion that I may have lost the sight of what is truly important to a writer. Some people who are better than me advise that storycrafting should be done for yourself first and foremost. It has to be a good advice, and I don't feel like thinking of proper ways of implementing it cause that's for nerds, so in the end I've decided to now write stories with no regard to your tastes or reading skills. I mean, if you can't even make it past the first sentence, that's your problem, or maybe you're the problem, whatever. All I know is I'm right and anyone who complains is wrong.
Anyway, without further ado, here's a story about a young man considering his future with his Hakutaku tutor:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/54567793

[Anonymous No.]

>>46490957
Nice , thanks again for your work, I love it

[Fledgling Investor No.]

>>46490580
I take it back I'm 22k all is well

[Fledgling Investor No.]

>>46490957
Ja pierdole! Bober!

[Anonymous No.]

WTF is the invest meme

[Fledgling Investor No.]

>>46491071
Yotsuba stock exchange is now open for business, you get $1000 and it's up to you to make something of yourself on the free market

[Anonymous No.]

Do you like Digital Monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46491081
I find it, thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>46491082
Admittedly

[Anonymous No.]

>>46490957
It feels so weird in our language, sex scenes would probably kill me with cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>go to Zipangu in the MGE world
>danuki disguised as a human selling t-shirts
>buy a t-shirt written in Japanese from her
>she says it means "I love Zipangu <3"
>put it on and wear it around town
>get the occasional snicker from people on the street and shops I walk into
>at night on the way back to my hotel, I get cornered and ambushed by a shirohebi
>she doesn't even attempt to woo or seduce me
>she just takes me right there
>find out some time later that shirt actually said "I love crazy snakes <3"
>i'm now the property of an exceptionally crazy hebi, even by hebi standards

[Anonymous No.]

>>46491082
Digimon shaped my tastes in monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46491118
>sex scenes would probably kill me with cringe.
There's a reason I didn't include any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46491159
you have no taste you inbred faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>46491181
Sure but at least you know I use adblock

[Anonymous No.]

>>46490957
I understand it and I don't like the fact that I do.

[Anonymous No.]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/54876778

Very high effort writing, with some cringy gif at the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46491367
Poor Pyrow seeing colors beyond her comprehension.

[Anonymous No.]

I am going to the teach dark elves the traditions of my people!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter_whip

[Anonymous No.]

>>46491604
reminds of that thing where the vilaness locks the car
"she engaged the child safty locks, but we are not children and this is no longer safe!"

[Anonymous No.]

>nukis are crashing my AUTSM
bros help...

[Aspiring Investor No.]

>>46491649
You won't be able to even afford a fumo if you don't outsmart the nukis.

[Poor Investor No.]

>>46491649
>>46491844
damn trash pandas won't be getting us bros

[Rich Investor No.]

>>46491844
>>46491955
I'm a myallionaire

[Anonymous No.]

What do the different species of lizard mamano tail taste like?
>Salamander tail
>Lizardwoman tail
>Dragon tail
>Ryu tail
>Wurm tail
etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>46491844
I want to passionately make out with this bogie, just to wipe this dumb smirk off her dumb face

[Anonymous No.]

we need a story where a Lilim corrupts monsters like shes making villains of the week

[Rich Investor No.]

>>46492065
>make out with this bogie
>just to wipe this dumb smirk off her dumb face
I got the feeling at best she'll still be smiling.

[Anonymous No.]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/54879121

Decided to write my next work with some more familiar characters. Druella finally ends the order once and for all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492106
Am I the only writefag who didn't decide to do an April fool's story? Apparently

[Anonymous No.]

Dormouse booped me on the nose
End of story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492104
Based clown

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492104
No way. But on the off chance that it doesn't work, I'll just keep kissing her and holding her close and touching her soft, yet firm body and

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492022
Gonna defeat all types of lizard girls and eat their tails and nobody can stop me.
They can watch as I cook and eat their tils if they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>Pharaohs
>Apophises
Everyone knows Dragons are the true rulers of the desert

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492350
wow cool scales!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492350
Sometimes those girls aren't content with simply having a hoard.
So a kingdom is just as nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492350
yeah but can she do ASMR mindbreak?

[Anonymous Mogul No.]

I have no interest in tanukis nor creeping coins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492438
But they have an interest in you, Anon Mogul

[Anonymous Magnate No.]

>>46492438
Make it rain, rich guy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492514
How do I stop dragons from stealing my creeping coin wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492119
Who knows, I wonder if anyone else is gonna chip in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492350
>Apophises
I'm more into apostrophies

[Anonymous Mogul No.]

My wife...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492642
In the cat kingdom they farm these.

[Anonymous Mogul No.]

>>46492649
There is no cat kingdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492642
Anon glows like a nightlight, perfect for a mouse that's still scared of the dark.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you make your kunoichi daughters behave when they start going full rebellous chuuni, and there are four of them and they keep dashing and backflipping everywhere
asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.]

There seems to be a lot of investors in this thread so I am asking for a loan of 2,000,015.99
>1 million for Greek style pantheon barn, complete with hand chiseled lilim statues
>1 million for state of the art milking equipment from HolCow Milking
>15 dollars for a heavy duty cardboard box
>99 cents for a snickers bar

[Anonymous Mogul No.]

I shall invest my millions into the sabbath

[Anonymous Mogul No.]

>>46492880

NOOOO

DON'T DO THIS

IT'S IMMORAL!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492999
How do I give 4chan gold?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey chesho, have you heard of updog?

[Anonymous Mogul No.]

Inshallah, now that I have reached a wealth in excess of ten million I will retire and spend the rest of my life exploring tantric sexual practices with my nubile wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493182
>No anon. What's updog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493416
>noobile
no thanks I prefer a pro gamer wife

[Anonymous No.]

why not invest in fox?
>diverse business strategy, catering to hag lovers, loli enjoyers and everything inbetween
>have been on the upturn for over 10 years now and showing no sign of stopping
>iron grip on the gacha market. does anything else really need to be said?
fox is always a worthwhile investment. with fox, you're never missing out. because fox always returns a profit. fox always grow. fox always win.

this sales pitch is sponsored by Nuki and Anon LLC

[Anonymous No.]

>Alraunes and zombies start another war outside your house
>the zombies even brought their zombie dragon friend for extra help
Response?

[Anonymous Magnate No.]

>>46493519
Short(stack) the foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493530
I don’t want zombies on my lawn, so I’ll bring them inside

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I'll take the biggest dog you have

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxXRZ8x68Xk

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493545
yeah, we have those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493658
You have given me happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493632
Sorry, Videl is the best I can do

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46491367
>>46492106
Poor druella can't take a break. When will she be finally taken seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493848
Dryad hairdressers? More like gardeners

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493848
Remember when monster musume had them go nuts from pollution?

[Anonymous No.]

Haha guys ratas like nuts. Get it? Nuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493967
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493967
Fun-ky kot struck again

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493990
>weird monster girl stuff 101
I like it. Right up there with horn engravings. A choice you make as a rebellious teen that stays with you for forty years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492119
No because I don’t believe in April Fool’s or writing outside of flights of fancy. Keeps the fairies away.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493950
>monster musume
We don't talk about this shit around here, tourist.

[Anonymous No.]

when a man wants a warrior's end but and mg won't let him

[Anonymous No.]

when a man wants a warriors end (butt) and mg won't let him up (after she sits down)

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494209
But I don't really want to talk about wakamo.

[Anonymous No.]

Desert foxes

[Anonymous No.]

What is huffing fox ass like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494279
Stinky. Stick to perfume scented vampires

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494279
Smells like animal musk and fried tofu

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494337
Garlic-stained hands typed this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494403
Like elf ass smells any better

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494457
I like stick horns.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Fox merchants
>Trustworthy
>Honest
>Hardworking
>Fair prices
Tanuki merchant
>Conniving
>Liars
>Lazy
>Inflated prices

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494535
Yes but nuki butt > fox butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>46490957
A surprising lot of poles among us. Curious. I wonder If Kiki is any popular in that sphere

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494535
>foxes
>ever being trustworthy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494535
The irony of posting this from a patreon game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494535
forgot
>sells drugged goods to men they fancy.
update never

[Anonymous No.]

Big bloodbags

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494569
I dunno how this guy manages appealing 3d.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494569
>Releases two of the hottest h-game sex scenes in years
>Never updates beyond that
Pain

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494535
I only buy my products from clowns. They take their job very seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493416
Elf wife
Perfect life
Am i right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494584
>take 2d anime design
>3d it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494618

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Sleep time

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494576
Danuki hags getting desperate

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494569
game name?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494671
Labyrinth of Estras
https://ci-en.dlsite.com/creator/3361

[Anonymous No.]

Post Viera!

[Anonymous No.]

I HATE monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494693
we know mick

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494671
Super Hagio 64

[Helpless Investor No.]

Imagine your head resting in a massive breast pillow. Is there anything more comfortable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494548
The only other one I'm aware of is VHAnon and I thought there's like one or two other Anons from there.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm undecided on monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494697
Doing backwards long jump onto Anon's dick as a speedrun strat.

[Anonymous No.]

When will they fix sweater clip?
It isn't fair an elf, fox, cow or other assorted hag can just warp you into their clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494721
Do you have mommy issues or a lack of a father figure?

[Anonymous No.]

[Helpless Investor No.]

>You will never be a Sergeant in an Order military
>You will never get ambushed and captured while leading a patrol
>You will never be used to break the will of your subordinates by forcing them to watch you get tamed
Why even live?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a reptiles heat lamp

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494618
be a victim of elves for life!

[Helpless Investor No.]

>What Gachi fans will become

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494847
I bet that faggot won't be smiling with a pregnant belly

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494761
how about we just fix all those races broken abilities first?
elves still arent properly tagged as monster by town guards and in general just get to grief you anywhere they want.
fluffbrain still applies every game tick during i-frames
theres still no way to detect consumables spiked with holstaur milk
these have been broken for years before they even made sweater-napping a universal monster skill. when will they fox these obviously broken skills?

[Poor Investor No.]

>he bought gachi
LAMAOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494865
>fox these obviously broken skills?
I’m sorry anon but your mofu addiction is terminal

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494766
What?

[Anonymous No.]

Wans

[Destitute Investor No.]

>>46494857
Then you have to be among the stupidest people alive to make that bet.
>>46494875
I plan to have 10 of each at some point so I can run the shitposting gamut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494857
That sounds like a challenge

[Anonymous No.]

How do dragons keep themselves warm at the top of mountains?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494894
Family dog?
As in you start a big family with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494847
I love bit, round, perfectly-shaped alp tits. I could fondle them all day, and no amount of smug teasing by alp would stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494911
By grabbing unsuspecting anons to be their daki

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to invest everything into lizard tails and lizard tail accessories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495033
we would anyone cover such a perfect thing up with accessories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494624
Easier said then done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495033
why would anyone cover such a perfect thing up with accessories?

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, there's this rata who's just been following me for an hour and jotting stuff down in a notepad. She hasn't said a word to me, she just keeps writing and nodding to herself. All I've done is go buy groceries, do laundry and eat lunch, how interesting could that possibly be? What could she possibly be writing down? And how do I get her to stop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494911
And so the wheel turns on the last dragonborn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495058
likely a private investigator employed by a secret admirer. if any of your co-workers suddenly strikes up a conversation about one of your hobbies then you've found the culprit.

[Helpless Investor No.]

How often do these kind of realizations occur among mamano?

[Anonymous Magnate No.]

>>46493873
When she gets a boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495262
I loved that show. Also one of the rare completely manga.
Damn shota hunters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495262
It doesn't surprise me since boys in the MG universe are taught since young age

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE MY WIFE AND DAUGHTERS

[Poor Investor No.]

>>46495276
>>46495295
Praise be to shota hunters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46490957
>reading skills
It's not my fault. Blame public edu... educats...skools.
I'm sick and tired of the elitism in these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

So bogies, bogeys and living dolls all live together

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494721
the only thing more comfortable than a Bogey is two Bogeys, and an Ittan-Momen blanket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495262
thats me and my wives right there

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to call my slime wife gabriel 'the glue woman' degrossi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495439
How about three smaller Bogeys?

[Fledgling Investor No.]

I love accesories that resemble animal ears.

[Fledgling Investor No.]

I'm glad I stocked up on Theriomorphosis potions. I went all of easter being a bunnyboy.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495805
I love brown monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495805
Anon, Nito is good but there's a different version you could use that is better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495805
You also love posting off-topic shit

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495866

[Anonymous No.]

>>46490489
Raijus themselves popularized the lightning RES joke so anons would think it’s an actual strat. “Resistance” just means more energy that’s converted to heat (or in the case of mamono, another kind of heat—if your lightning RES counters her zap, she’ll flush harder and eventually just take you by brute force). A long metal weapon could theoretically be used as a grounding rod to divert any current she shocks you with, but anytime it’s not grounded, you’re just waving around the perfect conductor. However, a raiju’s current is constantly dropping when she doesn’t have a free hand to masturbate outside of sex, so use this to your advantage.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/wwarrior_1/status/1773981023686328346
What kind of monstergirl would she be?

[Anonymous No.]

[Fledgling Investor No.]

>>46495942
She reminds me of the Taimanin so I'd say a Kunoichi.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna challenge Druella to a competitive date! She has no shot at winning!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495955
me and ms sally climbing up the 2v2 ranked ladder

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>POV: 20 seconds into my Wonderland trip while horny

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495954
I love kunoichis so damn much. I want to rest my head on those thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, /bag/ isn't even at the image limit.
Got there and make Yuuka run around the track.

[Rich Investor No.]

I've made it bros, I can finally give my maid a whole year of PTO

[Fledgling Investor No.]

>>46495992
You and me both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496002
Where monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496006
It's mick shitting up the thread again by responding to random posts with unrelated pics, don't give him attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495988
Horns or not I'm pinching those cheeks

[Fledgling Investor No.]

/tg/ here. Don't monstergirl media have great human women? LOLOLOLOL

[Fledgling Investor No.]

>>46496019
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496013
No but have the finest twitter monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496006
Right here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494865
>elves still arent properly tagged as monster
MGE Elves are just another species aren't actually mamonos unless they get corrupted

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496097
I think he was just being generic.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Come to the desert kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495999
That's a very generous maternity leave program.

[Anonymous No.]

And now he's posting Sheba.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna throatfuck Druella so bad.
Or barring that a busty Danuki hag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496097
>They weren’t originally monsters, and only those who received succubus energy and turned into succubi are treated as monsters. Elves normally live deep in the forest where people rarely tread, but those who have become succubi will be banished from their village due to the laws of the elves. Afterward, since they naturally seek human men due to the succubus' instinct, they will often wander at the outskirts of the forest near human settlements.
The "all elves are so thirsty" meme comes from the ones most commonly met outside of isolated Elf communities being all Elf-Succubi.

[Fledgling Investor No.]

>>46496133
Horns... and Jackal ears?

[Anonymous No.]

> 46496019
Smiffu is the only real Monster in EMG.

The advantage of the namefaggery is the Retard is obviously a retard and a /pol/troon.

[Anonymous No.]

> 46496019
> 46496039
And samefaggotry

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496166

[Fledgling Investor No.]

>>46496188
The woman with the jackal accessories is a Dark Elf, not an Anubis (See >>46495920)

[Anonymous No.]

I'd never marry a cait sith, but I'd still headpat one. I just like all cats, really.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496166
>>46496019
Rember thst one FOTM from resident evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496223
I like the idea of a hellhound having normal housecats

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496235
you better have gotten consent beforehand

[Anonymous Magnate No.]

>>46496139
just cashed out a whole load of CHUCK, I can give her a whole 2 years of maternity whenever she meets that special someone

[Anonymous No.]

Oh right it's April 1st
Guess I'll just crawl into my corner abd wait it out

[Anonymous Mogul No.]

>>46496341
This time around it was fun though

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496341
>T. Dragon not wanting to get fooled by jester anons tricks again

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496188
So elves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496387
I prefer a vampire getting toyed with by a wacky wizard Anon with Bugs Bunny tier antics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496401
>Vampire wakes up in her coffin
>She can hear wizard anon snickering in the corner
>... it's gonna be a loooong night...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496341
You can broadcast the GIGA channel for professional gaping and other monster sports meanwhile, you can enjoy the April 1st free days to taste the waters and then sign up for a full subscription

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496422
What if I say I'm not like the others?
What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays?
You're the pretender
What if I say I will never surrender?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't wanna be an onii-chan or anything like that, but I admire most of the Sabbaths, especially Marune and Greilia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496524
Msybey you like classic rock

[Anonymous No.]

Pranking ms lilim by handing her divorce papers or saying I'm gonna pull out during sex!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496422
Too expensive, there are other payment methods?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496587
There are pranks, then there is being an asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

This girl claims to be one of the few non-mamano Dark Elves remaining and says the proof of it is the fact that her armor covers her up. Is that true?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496683
You ever watch the anime those who hunt elves?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496686
No. How is that helpful?

[Rich Investor No.]

t. dumb frogposter

[Anonymous No.]

I hate Blue Archive and other gacha niggers so much it's unreal.

[Rich Investor No.]

>>46496777
Take a deep breath anon. It'll help you calm down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496777
I like ui

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496777
I like BA
But this is not the place for it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496843
Fun fact, if a monster is that busty, she takes penalties to perception checks due to her great, stonking tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496867
fun fact, the blindspot that busty monsters have is within sweater/kimono-napping range.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496893
you just need to watch for the telegraphing animation of their grab attack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46489445

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496731
Made for femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496903
Quite hard to do, hag sweater hitboxes are ridiculous

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496929
As expected of the sweaterfu
The martial art crafted through ages in Hagville passed down by generations and getting honed each century

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496422
There are only hags playing with their asses and old rebroadcasts of past tournaments, without special broadcast of training camps or amateur and junior leagues then I'm not paying.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

you can smell the stench of a hellhound from over a mile away. unfortunately, she can smell you from 10 miles. better get to the nearest long distance bullet train while you can.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496944
Or they are just showing a table with journalists, ex athletes and other experts showing data, analysis and showing clips of past matches criticizing the judges or the players. I'm not going to subscribe for such boring crap, I want action.

[Rich Investor No.]

Meido is cleaning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496987
>unfortunately, she can smell you from 10 miles
Rude

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497006
Maybe it's just me but I love those sport tables pre and after the match specially in football

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496987
Getting on a train in MGC is asking for trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497012
you stink anon. stinky anons like you belong to hounds.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497027
I'm going to take a shower.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497008
I wish someone would finally show her the page with board's rules

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497021
Those hype previews are boring as balls, they are only useful for the countdown to the match and the post match analysis is for the ones who missed the match.

[Rich Investor No.]

Always get your magic items appraised first before using any of them.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497075
Her shield is gonna look up her skirt

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What do smelly monsters smell like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497116
Sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497116
Salty coins and milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497021
Nerds usually love the data more than the sports so I don't think it's only you
And the ones who like to bet too

[Rich Investor No.]

>>46497116
It varies but all of them have a smell full of womanly pheromones that make any man eager to breed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497116
swamp gas

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497116
smells

[Anonymous No.]

Elves can't stop winning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497133
but humans don't have pheromone receptors

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Actually download and play the game you fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497165
take a big whiff of a wolfu after their workout and then try to say that again

[Rich Investor No.]

>>46497165
>but humans don't have pheromone receptors
Yes we do. It's called the nose stupid. It's not a very good one but it exists.

[Anonymous No.]

There’s nothing hotter than a monster girl cheating on her diet

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497201
I prefer to call it bulking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497201
as long as it all goes to her boobs and butt, sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497208
A little bit of belly cushion is good too

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497116
unwashed armpits

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497191
There is no need for name calling anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496987
I dunno why but the idea of a monster coming up and sniffing me is hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497208
It goes right to her thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497236
Then she explodes

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497267
Source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497267
Kind of looks like frieza in the thumbnail

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497272
Puuyo's twitter. He also has one in Dragonia that's pretty cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Anons how do I deal with my vampire wife without going to the dhampires? I do love her but I want to tone down her chunni behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496810
Not really the place for anything, innit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497293
Most girls barely qualify, it has its own thread on /vg/
You can go there and post rolls

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497267
>tfw you never be a crepe seller in a monster girl city

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497308
I'm more into rolling with miia myself. Because she's a snake. And can coil around me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497290
Have you tried sun exposure therapy?

[Anonymous No.]

i love elves.
i love the ones that live in the tree and make fudge cookies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497357
Those are usually shorstacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497293
If we could post whatever I'd be spamming tickle torture porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497267
the girls face in the middle-right panel looks very goofy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497357
i love elves
i love the ones that are good with a bow and call me a fellow

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497411
i love elves
i love the ones that have Scottish accents and call me a mayfly

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497444
I hate elves
I have the elves who treat me like a child even though I'm 30

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497452
i love elves
the ones that live in krampus' workshop spreading joy and cheer throughout the year

[Anonymous No.]

i fucking hate this neighbourhood

[Anonymous No.]

>When I'm in an ugly old fat infertility contest and my opponent is a fox

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Undead hours.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497616
My favourite

[Anonymous No.]

Undead Hours
Undead + Horus
Anubis?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497674
Did anyone ever depict MGE Anubis as undead?

[Anonymous No.]

Theatricality and Deception. Powerful agents to the uninitiated, but we are initiated, aren’t we, Narinisa? Members of the League of Shadows.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/54893950

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497691
You got me. Also nice to see you still writing, I liked the wurm story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497681
She serves the undead

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497691
Wurms live in a society.

[Anonymous No.]

gob wife gob life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496587
>>46496629
So in the world of MGE, cumshots are both illegal and is Heresy?

[Anonymous No.]

For me, it's this cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497116
The smelly smell of something smelly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497116
Cum. All of them. Such is the nature of a creature that desires to be covered in cum all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497116
Heaven

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497691
Posh wurm art when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497752
i love pantyhose

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497752
Imagine a threesome with a Troll and H'orc, specially if they are all sweaty right after an arena match

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497785
So should we start singing and dancing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497701
Thank you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497691
I require 1000 episodes of this. Please have scripts on my desk tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497789
>an arena match
This is all I can think about arena matches in MGE
https://files.catbox.moe/kl4bai.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/zhb0xw.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497809
>https://files.catbox.moe/kl4bai.webm
First one gets me. I like the jiggle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497814
Yeah that artist is pretty good

[Anonymous Mogul No.]

I only date the poorest of monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497752
I wish Axem went back to draw more Troll goodness that isn't a commission, but those doodles that he used to throw mid thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497822
Love makes you the richest person in the world, no matter how poor you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497822
theres a touhou whos power is literally poverty

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497845
love is a myth made up by poor people who don't want to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497851
I remember thereing an anime about the goddess of misfortune and poverty tring to take the luck away form a schoolgirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497853
Talking mad shit for someone in golden-arrow range.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497851
She has some excellent doujins too

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497875
Does the gold really make a difference or is it just symbolic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497911
it's all placebo

[Anonymous No.]

Well adjusted and mentally stable females are immune to monsterization

[Anonymous No.]

Can I rape a rich monster girl to make it to the top or is that a bit much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497752
>>46497789
Wait why were those deleted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497942
human women are nice and sexy, I wonder why lilims don't like them...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497942
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

there are no centaurs in oxford?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497963
I want to see a battle maniac monster girl use her sword as something to grind against. Marry the blade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497946
First one was probably 2lewd, second one was a reply made at the time the janny was looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497946
First one must have been too much cameltoe for the janny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497985
Yup. Same reason furries and occasionally lolis get hit.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

MGE stories are best described as an RPG where scenes are missing and the player deadlocked into some random ending that wasnt really the intended goal
>be steve the knight who sets out to defeat the demon lord and restore peace
[SCENE MISSING]
>Steve the knight now lives with a loving family of harpies

>Be aron the explorer who has wants to find new civlisations
[SCENE MISSING]
>Aron is now the king of the ant-girls

>Be keith the paladin, on a holy mission to royal makai to smite evil
[SCENE MISSING]
>Keiths valkirie companion is now pregnant with their third child

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498006
when do we bring back more original thread CYOAs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498011
When Jinko is an option.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498006
This just sounds like a bored phantom

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498015
Cuck horse
Cuck horse.
Come out of thy shed.
Remove the horne of shame and purify yourself in my white seed.
These other girls are just a distraction
Shall we not return to the good days when I placed all my affection upon thee?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498019
>it's not a musical again, is it?
>it's a musical

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498006
>Clarice the lady knight wants to do her part agianst the monsters
[SCENE MISSING]
>Clarice the dragonewt grins with her new sisters as they follow a group of knights

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498019
>phantom grumbling to herself as she frustrating pulls the paper out of the typwriter and throw it aside.

[Anonymous No.]

is yupiel too vanilla for /mgt/?

[Anonymous No.]

Stop liking evil women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498006
>>46498019
Who the fuck gave the ghost woman King Crimson?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498047
>>>/vg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498045
she's okay

[Anonymous No.]

I need to be crushed by horse ass.

[Anonymous No.]

A regular, flat, brown fox is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

Vaca

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498070
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498070
i want to stick my hands in between those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498066
That's not flat which is a good thing. Don't think you can distract me with those bigass ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498070
gachaslop goes to >>>/vg/

[Anonymous No.]

Remember. The train goes down the tracks.

[Anonymous No.]

Hagville residents trying new fads to attract a men

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498073
>>46498091

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498130
their backs are still healing from the jack-o pose

[Anonymous No.]

who is here after the trailer?

[Anonymous No.]

>Heya tom it's Barb, from the office down the hall.

[Anonymous No.]

Apophis is nice, I'd vote for her to be my queen

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498169
Nice sentiment, but you don't vote for queens. They're either born into it through hereditary succession, or they seize power for themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498145
>Hags with big sloshing breasts, flabby tummies, wide hips and thick thighs doing the Jack-o pose
Now I want to move to Hagville

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498139
Cheshire hellhound hybrid? I don’t feel safe with that outcome, has science gone too far!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498182
good because she'll need help getting back up

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498157
What trailer?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498185
Don't open this image for your own safety.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498211
Noooooooooo! What have you people done we’re all doomed, I’m gonna put a stop to this hybrid program right now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498222
>Flesh Shog
I can’t unsee it, that thing comes straight from the abyss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498218
Can she fly with those?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498179
>or they seize power for themselves
I'll overthrow my country's government for my Apophis waifu without hesitation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498224
You're too late, the yeti jubs are next

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498236

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498268
Birds with Big Hands? That’s gonna look a little weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498272
pawpads on my _

[Anonymous No.]

Yu-gi-oh might as well be Japan's guide to understanding Egypt at this point

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498045
Why would she be you dork?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498272
I wonder of hard she fingers herself with those paws

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Why is there so little lamai hypnosis that isn't yuri or vore? I just want to lose my free will to a hot snake lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498317
Not very, but there is DEFINITELY a golden dildo in there somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

around elves, watch your pelves

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498280
Very fluffy birbs that cling to you and dont let go
Ever.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498327
because too many people watched the Jungle Book as kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498339
Trust elves

[Anonymous No.]

so ive gotten into this ive consumed most of the ovious stuff, basically things with monster in the title,s where do i go from here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498349
Now I want to be hypnotized by a choco jungle lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

what if you bought anubis legos

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498374
You would need to help her put them together

[Anonymous No.]

sphinxter

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498374
I didn't know there was an Anubis Lego set, but if I bought one I'd probably just assemble it. I'm not some weirdo who'd keep it as a collector's item.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498374
She will reprimand your ass about the low quality and high prices of regular Legos these days and encourage you to buy off-brand, that somehow have surpassed Lego in price and quality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498353
Hag elves are the only trustworthy ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498317
Same as Trolls I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498384
define trustworthy

[Anonymous No.]

Telling an Anubis that you hate her

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498390
That one is extremely trustworthy and I will agree with everything she says because she is wise and surely knows best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498384
but all elves are hags?

[Anonymous No.]

an elf cant just put a tiny potted tree in my living room and then claim my entire house is part of her fae, whimsical magicwoods and therefore I am trespassing and am now her property.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498441
She can and she just did
Now get in the blanket

[Anonymous No.]

Is it true that elf milk helps you look youthful?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498441
Slay all the fae because they're in the way.
Mankind exists to reject elfen lies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498387
Well about that

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498446
No, that's fat elf queen propaganda
https://files.catbox.moe/9a5z7n.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/t33m73.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498535

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498528
>reverse image search with google
>results are religion
Bow to your goddess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498446
Yes. It's also very nutritious, and absolutely an essential part of the diet of any human boy who hasn't stopped growing yet (is less than a century old).

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498528
>>46498575
Lamia wife would be worth a Goa'uld invasion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498583
>Goa'uld
mmhm, tadpole girls...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498575

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[Anonymous No.]

N-not the elf milk!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498655
elf milk taste like pine and needle

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498694
slightly minty. very refreshing. makes you feel a little fuzzy, hard to stop drinking once you start...

[Anonymous No.]

I hate this meme of Valkyries being dumb as bricks, they are Asgard finest warriors!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498702
Not the milk stunlock...
Damn hags...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498710
No anon, swinging a sword doesnt mean you are brilliant

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498710
outside of divine subjects angels are pretty dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498723
Arent angels and valkyries two very different things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498723
How rude.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that when you masturbate, thousands of angels are watching and judging you

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498446
Those ancient massive elves are creatures that I would love to see on a gaping tournament against a former champion like a Cheshire, hags vs young monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498753
I hope I average at least an 8. I try very hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498753
Everyone knows that angels are the horniest beings in existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498753
perverts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498753
I'll look up at the heavens then while stroking it off to big busty angels

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498763
Just because maintenance is going on doesn't mean you bring Mika here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498759
I would love to see Angels and Valkyries doing something as perverted as getting gaped on public

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498753
As i say to the spirit that lives in my closet, you don't watch me, you don't have to see me do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498772
Ah fuck I knew I forgot something

[Anonymous No.]

>This is the third time today. How sinful…
>By the Chief God he’s even jerking off to fallen angel porn
>Such a debased creature is without Her holy light
>He isn’t even married yet! At his age he should have at least 5 kids
>I bet he hasn’t even seen the inside of a church once in his life
>Someone should go down there and steer him from the path of corruption
>Only one? We should all go down to him, he’d doubtlessly try to force himself upon us… if we go alone that is
>Months later 3 angels have to explain to their seraphim boss how they all are conceptioning immaculately

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Desperately need to be slithered on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498872
>slithered on.
>snek tickles you with her tail
>you insta lose
dang sneks...

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>Stop right there, criminal scum!

[Anonymous No.]

Do echidna wombs have a pity system? I really want to roll a 5 star and get a son

[Anonymous No.]

Earthshaking boobage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498974

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46498974
Bigger

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498938
What is the charge here? Eating a meal? A succulent Mist Continent meal?

[Anonymous No.]

I lost to foxes. Please don't tell my local Order chapter!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46499048
its ok, the high crusader lost to a fox and is currently doting on her with her 7th pregnancy

[Anonymous No.]

I won’t lose to some ancient evil

[Anonymous No.]

Who is the most popular singer in Zipangu? Kitsune Miku

[Anonymous No.]

>>46499068
>loses to ancient evil
>loses so bad that you passed out at the start of her evil speech

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that the tsun of a wyvern is well worth it for the delightful dere.
Or was it dairy?
Am I milking a dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46499088
He just fell asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

Ancient evil but she's friends with a young innocent shota

[Anonymous No.]

>>46499167
>she just wants to destroy the world
>he just wants to nap
>the world is saved by nap time

[Anonymous No.]

>>46499167
featuring Foxes Who Would Like to Commit a Crime

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498344
Nice, now she's stuck there and I can hold her hands while she's immobilized

[Anonymous Mogul No.]

i have master crabitalism

[Anonymous No.]

Pranking my immortal elf wife by showing her my first grey hair! April fools! I'm getting older and closer to death and you're not!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46499375
She's gonna prank you right back by shoving her tits into your mouth, your diet will now consist of milk, congrats

[Anonymous No.]

>>46499375
Bro do you want to become a undead incubi right now?! For that’s one way to do it making your wife worry like that. Now you’re both immortal and will be together forever so Happy April Fools to you, you fool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46499059
>TFW your whole Order chapter lost to a bunch of stinking foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>46499375
>"Shh... Shh... It's okay... Don't struggle, sweetheart. It's going to be alright, okay? Just stay still…”
>"You don't have to worry about that silly little gray hair, baby. I'll take care of it, alright? I'll take care of everything, so don't worry! I should have done this earlier, honestly- much earlier. It just… slipped my mind."
>”God. It slipped my mind. How could I have forgotten? What if you had gone and died while I wasn’t looking? What if- God. God. We’ve only been married for twenty years. I forget… I forget how quickly humans… waste away.”
>"You're not ever going to rot away and die like those other humans, though, are you? No, so don't worry. You’re not. You won’t. I won’t let you. You’re never going to leave me, never-ever. I won’t let you die, baby, so don’t worry. I won’t let you die. I won’t ever let you die. You're going to be momma's baby boy forever.”
>”Now, stay still sweetheart... Just drink the potion, baby, don't struggle... That's right, just drink up... We'll be all done soon, and then we won't ever have to worry about this silly little thing ever again..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>46499509
it's more funny to imagine that they didn't have that dynamic going on before
the sudden realization of his mortality just mindbroke her so hard she spontaneously started extreme mommydomming him

[Fledgling Investor No.]

That cannon will make her boobs quake with every shot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46499469
>whole order is foxed
>they try to pretend that they are not
>head paladin is giving a holy speech but all the followers can only see the crayon scribbles on his suit by fox daughters
>even see one fox daughter tugging on head paladin's cloak for snacks

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498390
Wanna play with those rolls.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46499747
Despair, but also...

[Anonymous No.]

This new sword is really strong. Too bad it makes my arm feel tingly.

[Anonymous No.]

>Modern pharaohs, apophi, lilims, wights, dragons, etc.
>A select few make it into actual governance positions: mayor, governors, presidents, prime ministers, etc.
>The tens of thousands of others find other ways to larp being in control
>On a minecraft server, they attempt to take control of certain parts of the map
>Pharaoh and her anubis and mummy friends take a large section of the map, mainly the arid biomes
>Apophis the same and maybe some jungle biomes
>The resident lim governs a large section of the Nether
>A dragon rules the End
>They all autistically setup political subdivisions, laws, a military, tax/tribute system, etc. etc.
>Rivalries, competition, wars, spying, treasons, and even just some good ole cooperation between these "nations"
>No matter which nation you try to start your game in, they all demand tribute from you if you want to stay there unmolested
>Then they find out you're an actual man
>Then they stop demanding tribute, and start giving you diamonds, good enchanted armor, and anything you ask for

[Anonymous No.]

Electric weasels are in the area, make sure you have surge protectors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46499853
You from Ohio too?
We've got some nasty storms right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46499842
Going to the pharaoh side and saying she sucks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46499865
Siding with apophis in her underground kingdom, and acting as a spy for her, infiltrating pharaoh's kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46499842
>Be me, hacker
>Join the server
>Spawn 1000 TNTs on the apophis base
>Spawn 1000 TNTs on the pharaoh base
>Create conspiracy theories on who did it
>Leave
>Watch the drama on their respective youmon vids free from consequences

[Anonymous No.]

>>46499842
I wanna see a fat apophis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46499899
fat tit apophis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46499905
I typed what I meant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46499853
They'll never catch me inside of my faraday cage!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46499905
Need boss apophis and office worker aboobis

[Anonymous No.]

im gonna start cooking meat in an open field
I shall eat with the monsters before engaging in sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>46499923
A great idea, you did remember to lock the door right? Or else a weasel can just join you inside and then the electricity will have literally nowhere to go but you and her

[Anonymous No.]

>More vtumors figmas
>More art meme
>More FOTM anime
>No Aniki reedition
I hate 2024

[Anonymous No.]

>>46499929
You've now got a p'orc camp around you, what now?

[Anonymous No.]

I saw you

[Anonymous No.]

>>46499842
Just let me autistically farm and build a village in peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46499953
WE EAT, THEN WE FUCK
I shall jump on the high orcs back and bite her ear as a show of dominance

[Anonymous No.]

>>46499989
You village is within the boarders of p'orcer's tribal lands. Pay tribute or get raided.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46500088
I’ll throw a bunch of potatoes at them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46500112
Potatoes are a staple of Orc diet. Look at the myriad forms in which they eat those spuds!
>the French Fry
>the crisp
>the Potato chip
>the "makkaraperunat", an obscure food from the Elven steppes

[Anonymous No.]

I forgot but don’t cockatrices in mythology have a stare that can make people stop in their tracts almost like the Medusa’s stare? Though it doesn’t turn you into stone just leaves you motionless.
That I wonder if MGE cockatrices have that hidden power in them besides releasing pheromones from their bodies that make their husbands move faster, that they are the masters of motion where they can speed up things and slow down things.

[Anonymous No.]

>Go on Monster Nation SMP
>Rumor of me being a boy starts
>immediately confirm said rumor
>imgur.cum/dickpic
>Post address as well
>Come and get me
>Week passes
>No fat assed Pharaoh commanding me to lay down so she can sit on my face
>No big titted Apophis pumping her venom into me and giving me a paizuri
>No genki tomboy dragon to wrestle and get pinned down by, forcing me to endure hot and sloppy flame filled kisses while she jerks me off
>No gyaru lilim to drag me to the mall and to watch her change into sluttier and sluttier clothes till I join her in the changing room
>All of them come up with lame excuses as to why they haven’t claimed me yet
>Ask cupid mod what their IRL addresses are
>Has mini-meltdown about finally being a matchmaker and gives them after composing herself
>On quest for my royal slut harem

[Anonymous Mogul No.]

>>46500193
no it was a either a death stare, touch, or breath, most people use stare

[Anonymous No.]

>>46500224
>Death Stare
Cockatrices undead adjacent question mark? That just one look into their eyes and boom you’re already a undead incubus.

[Anonymous No.]

Heh, tricked my demon coworker into signing a marriage contract with me. Now, I'm gonna show her I'm not into degenerate sexual activities but take her out on dates and pamper her instead!

[Anonymous Magnate No.]

>>46500261
no, theyre just a type of dragon, weak to weasel too

[Anonymous Mogul No.]

I need a poor monster to wife. Find me the most dirt poor lowblood monster you can.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

[Anonymous No.]

>>46500459
This one looks pretty poor

[Anonymous No.]

>>46500194
More like Royal Shut-in Harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>46500459
Protect her

[Anonymous No.]

>>46499899
Best I can do is her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46499899
Sneks don't get fat when they overeat. They get long. So the longer the snek, the more of a glutton she is. I mean, they do get a tad thiccer but not much. Definitely not enough to appear fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46500651
So, the modern snek farmer is just some Anon trying to get as long of a wife as possible? To the point of her being 50+ feet long, or even longer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46500824
Consider the titanoboa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46500824
Yes. They take them to the county fair to show them off. I've seen lamias at the fair that are over 100ft long! Though, at the last fair, there were complaints because the lamia ate all the animal show pigs and goats.

[Anonymous No.]

Give me one good reason you aren’t drinking milk right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>46500916
I drank 2 cups of it earlier.