/jp/ - Otaku Culture

fuck happened?

>>43052247
Say something nice about wisp-chan

>>43052254
I don't want to.

>>43052252
we got pushed of at an accelarated speed by what seems to be a buch of 2hu threads

That was weird.

>>43052265
We didn't even hit page 10 though.

>>43052270
Fuck it, I'll take it. Maybe this one will suck less.

I once again request that someone ask KC what cait siths do with their husbands and how men are generally treated in the cat kingdom.

>>43052273
Lesson learned: somepeople will actually consider methhead sally

Dum birbs

man the comedic timing is impeccable.

>>43052273
These threads haven't been good in a while.

>>43052278
bro can you not spam the same exact shit for like the third thread in a row.

>the giantessfag is starting his spam already
Where do these tumors come from

What's the best way to bully a Harpy?

>>43052276
I don't think other methheads or methhead enablers count.

>>43052289
Scarecrows

>>43052252
Janny got upset.

>>43052288
I wish he would at least find some new images. We've been seeing the exact same spam for so fucking long.

>>43051886
The obvious answer is that I should drink her delicious Yeti milk in return. This is the only correct answer.

>>43052273
>The dogfucker roasties are in OP pic
It will be worse

>>43052285
Oh you say that to this fucking guy but not the guy posting the same ~20 images of fucking Azur Lane foxes for the past YEAR

>>43052304
They're both annoying, but this dudes been at it for fucking days, man.

>>43052310
AN
ENTIRE
FUCKING
YEAR
THE SAME 20 IMAGES
EVERY THREAD
WE JUST HAD A THREAD OF IT LESS THAN EIGHT HOURS AGO
WHAT ARE YOU ON

So... the q and a also said that the upgrade to the mummies is something not exactly but akin to pharaohs
that could make for a fun dynamic

>>43052315
Uh huh, cute. This is the part where you start your elfspam while crying about MUH REEEEETARD or some shit

Monke vs Lizard, who are you rooting for?

>>43052315
I'll take foxes over giant shit any day of the week to be honest

>>43052320
?????
Nigger that guy was posting gachashit literally last thread are you high??

>>43052322
Fuck you I'll take neither but one spambot is infinitely more annoying to me since it's been going on for way fucking longer.

>>43052304
>>43052315
Exactly, you are much fucking worse than them.

I wanna sniff danuki breath all day everyday!

>>43052324
the guy that spams giant stuff has been blighting this thread for multiple years at this point though

>>43052327
What the fuck are you talking about? I haven't posted a single image you daft moron.

>>43052331
On and off, the gachafags have been going non-stop like literal fucking spambots but whenever people tried to voice complaints you'd have retards saying they're not that bad even thought they ARE. Sure both are bad but I know who I fucking hate a lot more since one has literal defenders still posting in these threads.

Reminder to be kind to dragons, there's always a bigger one...

>>43052339
Take it to /v/ faggot

>>43052338
I feel that, but I would say that if I had to grade it literal /d/ shit is worse than ritualposters even if I'd rather have neither.

43052339
Fuck off already

>>43052338
Yeah, giantess spam that's been going on for way longer, defended by goalpost-shifting retards like you

Live with ocelomeh in jungle or cat kingdom?

>>43052352
I don't think we know enough about how men are really treated in the cat kingdom to make a judgement on that.

>>43052350
Alright I'm convinced you have to be the fag spamming the same fucking images of fox boats there's no way someone could unwittingly be this retarded and not know shitposting vs legitimate retards defending a glorified spambot.

>>43052277
Someone post the singing crow.

>>43052345
>>43052349
>stop posting monster girls in the monster girl thread
Sorry, maybe this is more your speed.

>>43052273
Based on the amount of giantessfaggotry I'm guessing it won't be.

>>43052363
So you spam monsterboys, giantessshit, elves, what else....?

>>43052352
Neither, She will come and work in the family farm

>>43052369
I didn't think he was dedicated enough to keep it going for like a fourth thread in a row. Don't know why we always get the most dedicated shitposters to ever walk this site.

>>43052370

>>43052389
Right. EMG too.
Well, atleast you're easy to spot.

>>43052371
But I don't have a farm

>>43052381
It's because these threads dont give them the slightest space to establish a foothold and that angers them.
That giantessfaggot defended monsterboy the previous thread, saying it was technically not against the rules and that only one or two people get upset, everyone else just ignored it. Anyone who's posted in these threads long enough to remember bugboi would say otherwise

>>43052409
I guess. I don't know why they don't just post on /d/ or something though seems like a simple solution.

>>43052381
>Don't know why we always get the most dedicated shitposters to ever walk this site.
Forbidden fruit effect for regular shitposters and in case of newfags, it's butthurt from being scolded that makes them want to "fix" this place.
4chan in general is on a downwards spiral quality-wise, nowadays newfags not only refuse to lurk before posting, but demand that every thread they find adapts to them and becomes just like the shitposting cesspit they usually frequent.

>>43052409
I didn't say "technically". I said it wasn't against the rules at all so long as the monster girl is the main focus and wasn't NSFW. Also seeing as how it's just you and another anon circlejerking back and forth I'd say it is mostly just ignored by people who are fully functioning adults who can ignore things they dislike unlike you.

winter just came back after 2 weeks of spring, please be conscious of any monster girls who are not used to cold climates in this weather
if you're cold - they're cold. take them inside

that's like the fifth fucking time I've seen that image at least get some new material man.

>>43052428
It's been snowing for two days straight and it will continue to do so until the Ice Queen gets laid...

>>43052424
I've been silent about this whole thing until now, but I urge you to reread your post and let the irony sink in.

>>43052443
He's been using the "hurr I'm an adult unlike you" shit while he spends days shitposting about things he hates for years man. If he had any capability for self-reflection we wouldn't still be having to deal with him.

>>43052443
>I've been silent about this whole thing until now
Sure, reetard.

>>43052415
There is a thread specifically for it on /d/. This idiot is just trolling.

>>43052436
well you're not the anon she crushes on, so the only thing you can do is take care of that poor choco dog, who's freezing out there

>>43052436
Then whoever has to deal with her, please remain on good terms with the Order and do not fuck her. I don't want winter to go away.

>>43052254
She makes me want to kill myself ;)

Do you like Pocket Ratas?

>>43052499
Very informative.

>>43052499
Well I do like fairies

>>43052478
rude! at least take a girl home to cuddle, not everyone takes winter as well as you!

>>43052428
Fish just go back or sleep

>>43052549
oh she'll sleep alright, squeezed tight in your arms

>>43052541
how do we stop porcs bros?

>>43052428
>but
>no buts!
>she was whimpering, and you were just going to let her freeze!
>hellhound is panting and licking her lips behind the succubus animal control officer

>>43052576
sex them all

>>43052576
we'll stop building wizard towers first, it attracts minions

>>43052581
>"look at the poor thing, she looks like she's on verge of dying!"
>hellwan is already making grabby hands on you, salivating
>"no sir! you're going to take care of her, until you learn some compassion"

>>43052609
>"she was- oof -barely able to... stand"
>succubus holding the leash has both feet on either side of your door frame, trying to hold onto the hellhound's leash as she strains against it
>claw marks all over your mudroom as the hound tries to grab and bite at you`

I'm new to 4chan, and looking for people that share my interest in monstergirls. Do any of you know were I should go?

>>43052583
that sounds like a lot of work

>>43052541
I will not! I will roll the blanket around me alone and take a morning stroll through the snow. No mamono will stop me, I'm a good Order citizen.

>>43052631
Inna woods

>>43052639
what are you doing in snowvile then? it's deep in monster territory for generations now
>>43052629
don't want what to know what will happen once the leash gives up

>>43052684
>deep in monster territory
That changes nothing.

Its warm and cozy inside, I'm not going out there.

>>43052745
don't have to go anywhere, just open the window and invite one of the freezing cuties inside
>>43052739
you're like one of these crazy baptists that have signs all over their lawn, huh?

>>43052760
There is now a fox inside and the snow must have blinded her

>>43052760
>signs all over their lawn
More like a shut-in loner

How do I make the Ice Queen sad again so Winter will return? I hate spring and bugs and want everything to go back to white blankets everywhere

I want to steal her beret.

>>43053051
Why do you hate bugs, anon?
They just want to be loved!

My fetish is to headpat older MGs and tell them they're good girls.

>>43053058
probably smells like dog

put the fox in the box

>>43053205
like in the bin

>>43053205
lim in the bin

>>43053058
Any girl wearing a beret is just asking for me to steal it, especially if they're tall, tanned, with pink hair.

>>43053292
I hope You like dogs and getting cucked by them.

>>43053302
Im sorry, it seems like you're trying to force this meme on merrows and cupids now.
I'll give you a chance to apologize

>>43053340
Just ignore him. It's a subhuman shitposter trying to get a rise out of us.

>>43053340
It's not a meme whan KC allow it

I don't have a clue what you're going on about, I just want to tease a cupid by taking her hat...

Dormouse: thoroughly considered

I want to steal her hat too.

>>43053444
cunny

>>43053444
I bet smelling her breath is like smelling sugar cookies in the oven. Hot, sweet, steamy, syrupy. The molasses flavored mana really makes them OP in this regard.

Top 5 in my list of mamono breath to be sniffed. And also, potential waifu material.

Cupids have the most stealable berrets, huge upside is that you can go and become the paladin of love equipped with it and make the formerly angry - now lustful cupid your sidekick.

>>43053537
I'm gonna challenge her to an arrow shooting contest. If I win she has to give me her beret. On the very minor off chance I lose, I wonder what she'll ask for? I should do alright though, I mean how hard could it be?

>>43053612
She'll want YOUR hat

>>43053103
oh look it's the humancentipede

>>43053461
>Stealing a mad hatter's hat
Sounds like a speedrun to get permanent coomerbrain.

>>43053719
Ha! I don't have a hat, so I guess there's nothing she can ask from me then! I'm safe..

I haven't posted about lilims for quite some time. I just want to say Druella is a good girl who did nothing wrong,

>>43053537
I think most monsters have some sort of item of clothing I want to steal and make a collection out of. Miss Apophis' silly snake jewelry for example would make an excellent target

X-Files theme song intensifies

>>43053762
The MGE haters love making her incompetent cause they say so. She conquered a nation in a day by subversion. Taking away it's heroes snot some gay ass siege these fucktards love writing about.

>>43053827
Is this heaven?

>>43053838
Let's not bring up trashy lore and just look at the pictures.

A reminder that vampires are adorable and deserve your love, adoration and you should 100% be their servant if they ask.

>>43053762
I can fix her

>>43053762
>>43053838

>>43053912
She can fix me.

>>43053917
Man, a Demon Lord doppelganger would be neat if it is even possible but it would also be some serious donut steel territory.
Oh well, nothing stops me from fantasizing about it.

>>43053917
poor lims, they deserve love
>>43053814
what would you take from girls who wear no specific accessories like werecats or slimes?

>>43052254
Wisp-Chan is trust-worthy and promises you can leave her... definitely not a cage... metal... skirt?
Yeah, skirt.
You can leave her skirt whenever. It's fine. Trust her!

I will deal critical damage to a dorkneet, with a hug!

>>43053964
If it's the profile werecat, then I'm taking her collar or the bow on her tail. Slime would be harder to do though since she has not clothes

>>43053917
Druella looks done with life
also who are the others?

>>43052247
This is the elite S-Class, Tier 1 adventuring party that will be sent to the Royal Makai and besiege the Demon Lord's Castle.

>>43053891
Kill yourself subhuman

>>43053917
Keep crying bitch

>>43054065
...So you're an anti-MGE soulsborne fanfic author???

>>43054087
No. You are. Just look at the picture is what you said.

>>43054036
>off-topic image
go back

>>43054018
>Right hand
Victoria (aka "viccy") story lim from losenis who's inital desgin got flack for being an esdeath clone. as gets fucked over by chaos gods and theres a meme of her hat being a living parasite
>the one complaing
profile lilim
>right horn
Mari by maritan. a storyteller/artist lilim that KC acknowleges enough to have her in the exet games. has a daughter named runa and her husband is some tanky viking looking dude IIRC
>left horn
Selene by Ironbeast's shonenfag of a lilim that likes fighting and various types of alcohol, turned her basement into fight club

this whole "uuohhhh child erotic ToT rape correction" meme is a sabbath psyop and you retards are all falling for it

>>43054194
Not really, sabbath can burn for all i care

> Be you, classy 4chan poster and occasional redditor
> You like looking at SFW cute pics of things at work, and /an/ is blocked
> Ever since the portals opened, the cute animal subreddits are gradually turning into mamono smut subreddits
> Some of the cat-based subreddits are nearly 50% mamono spam
> You just wanna see actual animals being cute while you do 3rd string tech support.
> Fucking reddit.
> Pic related.

>initiate flirt with the angel

Why do posts on /hag/ get extra horny some months of the year?
Do hags go into heat too?

>>43054204
>Browse really old cat photos just to avoid it
>Comment that the cats really cute
>Later on get a new pm
>"Saw you looking through my old pics, Ur real cute too XD"

>>43054204
>occasional redditor
Sounds like you should stay there

>>43054194
Shame the Sabbaths are shit and pdfs deserve the rope.

the fate of all elf lovers

>>43054525
Yeah, I didn't read that.

Have you given headpats to a Kamaitachi trinity today?

>>43054194
Dont care for the Sabbath. I do like their research but you could just have adult Baphomet for that. KC is a lolicon unfortunately.
Aside from that, I dislike the dwarfs and goblins and their subrace. They would be better green.

>>43054582
>KC is a lolicon
KC is based
>unfortunately
lol

>>43054808
Shrug. to each their own. Just saying I'm not into it. I don't hate it but don't care for it.>>43054808

>>43054194
yeah whatever, still giving brats rape correction ToT child erotic uuooohhh

>43054204
>Reddit
Hang yourself

>>43052247
i like the trumparts' concept of each girl having her own card representing her
need more fanart of them cosplaying as trading card game girls, or even non-TCG boardgame cards like Netrunner

What would happen if wurms made into wonderland and were wonderlanded

>>43052360

>>43055201
I thought crows were supposed to be smart?
If you want to court someone, you gift them shinies

>>43055285
Crows are smart. They know the path into a man's heart is through a kitty cat

Because your skin is so pale from never going outside, the wights believed you were already an
undead incubus and have decided to arrange a marriage for you. This girl is your wife now. Any questions?

>>43052468
Give her some fleece pajamas and send her off to bed with hot cocoa to warm up

>>43055396
oh ok. no questions

>>43055396
She will receive a pipebom b in her mail box if She does that.

>>43055396
Yeah I got a question, how come they no longer sell Inferno-pizzas at the Lidl?

>>43055396
Can I go back to being a neet and no longer have to work?

>>43055396
Toss a megamorph potion at her then sleep with her

>>43054432
>"Uoohhhh!!! ToT Cute Young Human Boy, age 15!!! Me wanna pamper and love him!!! Me wanna kiss and smooch him! French Kiss young age 15/16 lips!"

Man this thread is making me wanna replay MGQ
Its been too long, literally. Its been easily over ten years since.

>>43055741
I can imagine that but some long lived race gushing about her 40yr old stalkee

>>43054432
No, it just gets unbearable some months

>>43055795
>tfw she known about you since the moment you were born

>>43055832
>the reason you're single still is because she subtly sabatoges your relationships from the shadows
>she feels really bad about it but is too autistic to claim you herself

>>43055867
Okay... Please tell me there is a happy ending. Please make the happy ending otherwise that is just bad.

>>43055396
Maybe arranged marriage isn't so bad if you get a girl this young and cute.

>>43052247

>>43055396
Needs megamorphosis correction.

>>43055782
Just choose right this time

>>43055998
That scene was so heartbreaking, especially if you choose wrong.

>>43056086
>especially if you choose wrong.
Yeah, defying your grandma to side with a murderous vore snake is truly heartbreaking

>>43055947
It all depends on how you decide to deal with the "hallucination" you've always seen following you since you became cognizant.

>>43056105
Iilas get off the internet and go mislead shotas or something

There's a reason why I don't trust big gazers. Normally, a girl that can fly can't do it while cuddling you, your embrace would interfere with the movement of her wings. Gazers can levitate, however, but due to her small size she can't lift off while you're holding on to her. The issue is that big gazers have enough force to lift off even while you're holding on to her. One minute you could have your face pushed into her cleavage, and by the time you can pull your head back you're already 10 feet off the ground! It's dangerous, and you know she will do it because gazers are bullies!

>>43053965
Anon I trusted her and she closed it, help me I don't want to be a mana pump!

erotic

>>43056207
Absolutely adorable

>>43052247

>>43056207
She has too many tails anon, run it's a lewd hag in disguise

>>43056256
Foxes in mge can get more tails from sex, anon's been busy.

>>43056256
>>43056279
Nooooooooooooooo!

>>43056256
find yourself a nice, trusty one tail

>>43052247
>T
?

>>43056242
That is how I imagine a skin walker monster girl would look like since we already have the Wendigo.

>>43056186
damn i wish I could draw like this

>>43056294
>Have to cast a dispel to make sure that 'one' tail isn't actually 9 combined
At this point you might as well jump into a hags bosom and get it over with.

>>43056334
Imagine exclusively hitting on and dating old foxes... haha... wouldn't that be funny?

>>43056126
Sounds like you shouldn't be so easily bullied anon, your fault for being so bullible

>>43056126
I've never thought about how Gazer levitation works proportional to size, or if she can levitate another person using her natural ability.
They have telekinesis by default for transporting and manipulating objects, but I think that's a different thing entirely.

Either way, Gazer will probably find a way to bully me because she loves me that much.

>Cross portals into starting town
>Spend your life savings on starting equipment and some extra gold (turns out imaginary fiat currency isn't very valuable in MGE-land, so you end up selling some of your strangely valuable underwear to make up for the poor exchange rate)
>Go to the tavern and register with the guildmaster
>Single monsters all try and convince you to join their party, some don't even pretend they won't just have their way with you as soon as you agree to join
>Manage to find a group of 3 that seems fairly reserved, talk with them a bit to see what they're about
>They seem genuinely interested in adventuring and travelling all around, no sexually harassing comments or groping attempts
>You agree to join, say you'll meet them tomorrow to leave the town
>Next day
>Find them cheerfully waiting for you just outside the gate, packed up and ready, oddly quiet and reserved, none of them can look you in the eyes without blushing
Would you still go with them? After all, what's the worst that could happen if you find yourself all alone with a few monsters?

A sexually frustrated Valkyrie blocks your path.

wifeposting

>>43056362
I love otherworldly yandere women.

>>43056362
I'm not bulliable! Gazers just seem compelled to give me a hard time.
>>43056370
A smaller gazer can lift a man with her eye rays, but you at least get a sound warning from the magic being concentrated into a beam and the visual warning of her eyestalk giving off light. A big gazer using her natural levitation gives no cues, she just hugs you and next thing you know you're floating and she's bullying you because her goo is causing you to lose your grip on her.

>>43056422
I say excuse me and walk around her.

I want to be billed into the Monster Wrestling Federation's human roster for some matches and be that one human who enters the ring against the Mamono wrestlers.... and wins!

>>43056410
They're probably just not used too humans yet. Given how kind they surely all those rumors of monsters just being lewd beasts are fake. These ones seem rather nice, but uhhh... I'm not too familiar with monsters, what races are they again?

I am going to kick your waifu in the balls.

what year do you consider classic /mgt/?

>>43056410
Entire depends on what kinds of monsters they are

>>43056653
The year (You) started posting - 1 year. You just missed it.

>>43056422
Unfortunately for her, she's encountered an incredibly dense human

>>43056653
>/mgt/
Kill yourself

>>43056694
It's okay, Valkyrie. I don't need you to carry anything for me, you can put your arms down.

>>43056595
>be human wrestler who fights mamono
>instructors back stage train you to maintain a very specific kind of kayfabe
>your moves you do on the mamono wrestlers involves lots of pinning them down into provacative positions
>one of the submission holds you do is basically full nelson but you hold them in place by their legs, which causes your opponents to have an unusual spread that looks way too lewd
>they also make you wear an extra tight pair of trousers part of your wrestling costume
>always cover you with oil so your muscles are extra slick
>the crowd is entirely a bunch of mamono who go crazy when your entry music plays
>you have to pose and flex on the turnbuckle every time you come out
>why are they throwing money at you this is a wrestling ring not a male strip club.......

>>43056703
>Wisp-chan gets banned for promoting self-harm
>third time this week

>>43053058
>hearts suit
>uses a spade
That Five is a Spy!

>>43056626
A demon, mino, and a very big but friendly lamia, she seems a little on the slow side, and do lamia normally have such big claws?

How do you make a monster go
>Nooo, take it out, now!
?

>>43056760
when you put on a condom

>>43056760
I tell her it takes roughly 10 hours for brisket to smoke correctly

>>43056410
They seem like a trustworthy bunch! Surely nothing bad could happen, they wouldn't happen to be a party of dark mages who need something to restore their mana right?

>>43056731
Why do the Monsters in the audience always hold up signs that say 'GIWTIM' every time I put my opponent in a submission hold...???

>>43055396
Tits too small, her dowry's probably small too. I'd marry her older sister or cousin though, if she's got any.

>>43056495
As do I, brother. Demonic types and chaos girls are my favs
>>43056496
Sounds like you're bully bait anon, maybe you should stop being so flustered and cute around them

>>43056760
A tied up masochist Kiki being forced to watch as you burn dinner

>>43056760
put dick in an onahole

>>43056802
>the sound of dripping panties that ring out as you put your opponent in a triangle

>>43056290
You'll fuck tails into an actually young one-tail fox and you'll like it

>>43056825

>>43056782
Holy shit you cracking up for a minute

>>43054941
I love malefs so much bros I wish they were real

When the portals open imma spam 4mon boards talking about how human boys would never like monster girls, and that they should respect consent.

>>43056741
I'd be a little nervous around the demon for sure but the minos was real encouraging and we hit it off well almost like an old buddy, and the lamia seemed real kind too. We were cracking jokes before we even finished our first mug of beer after all and she seemed real easy to talk too.
Despite my reservations, the demon seemed nice enough and if the other two are friendly with her I guess I can get over my biases too, she was nice enough buy the first round after all.
I suppose I'll meet up with them, hell I'm even looking forward to chatting with the trio again... that said we didn't seem to talk much about their classes, what were they again?

>>43056940
I'm gonna troll them about human female superiority despite it being objectively false.

>>43056940
I’m going to teach them how to get men and not have them run way

>>43056959
You'll have a lot of dark mages ""agreeing"" with you and asking to meet up, they won't be wearing their hats

>>43057010
No Anon you can't reach neets how to flirt, they'll just come after you. You wouldn't want to get caught by several greedy needy neets would you?

>>43056940
I'm going to announce my safe house as a location safe from mamono. Then proceed to sell the information of its wherabouts to extremist mamono in return for cool gadgets and wife of my preffered species.

>>43057036
I feel like they would just get a gremlin to dox you anon

>>43057031
Anons gonna start a board exclusively for lonely anons to post only for the board to get absolutely flooded with thrist posts and mons obnoxiously hitting on them!

>>43054941
I want him to release them already so I can com a big lady malef damn it

>>43055201
Man, I love that one. I need to make sure I save it properly this time.

>>43055141
Since wonderland tends to invert what a monster is like, they would probably become hyper intelligent

>>43055396
Yes What will happen when they realize I'm not undead?!

>looking for jobs in MGC
>finally manage to get something other than "husband" or "husband with some job related roleplay", you're gonna be delivering pizzas for a local place
>except the joint is actually a Nyakuza front, and your real mission is to put on your deliveryboy costume and sneak into a nightclub, and rescue Leo Elle, a nyakuza member, from a rival gangs' big shot Fluffy Fo'
Are you a bad enough dude to rescue a cat from the fox's den? Or will you ignore both of them and "lose" to the first minotaur guard you see because you tried to wrassle her first thing in the evening? Will you retire one mission in, or look for even more daring jobs to pull off? And are your pizzas tasty enough to make a side-profit on during the whole ordeal?

>>43057015
Dark mages infiltrating human only hookup sites and depopulating its servers till its 80% female!

>>43057086
That many lonely anons in one place would be like leading cattle to the slaughter house, expect it's loving marriage

>>43057143
>onlyhumans.com

>>43057031
>>43057075
I’d do after I got a wife

Am I the only one slightly upset succubus don't have tail pussy? They would be perfect if they did

>>43057110
>a smart book wurm

>>43057175
NEET socially retarded monsters are desperate enough to accept being the Nth wheel in a harem, plus they'll have your wife to tell them how to best please you in and out of bed.

>>43056940
I would find some human supremacist and then relentlessly shitpost from their IP. Move on to the next one once they get doxed.

>>43057175
Wooow anon you'd just betray humanity like that??? How could you?!

>>43057279
So they are okay at being the midgets then, I have at least three wives all of who are 7ft and above
>>43057330
Cute older nun Wurm wife tho

>>43057342
Ah I see, valid reason
I'd betray humanity for a vanilla succubus honestly

>>43057133
>anon loves cats, always has, always will
>he misses his old cat, RIP peachy
>once he learns of this he takes it personally
>it was easy enough to get it, probably didn't even need the disguise and after some groping as an 'entrance' fee he was clear to pass
>he's directed by to go up the stairs and into the backrooms with a smack to his rear
>he enters into the den, literally, of the fluffia
>the air is ripe with the smell of booze, drugs, and cigs
>you make your delivery, all standard stuff really but now it was time to shine
>you 'drop' your pen on the ground and bend over to get it
>your mediocre attempts at seduction worked like a charm and now you saw the wisdom of such a tight fitting near skinsuit teir uniform you wore
>you get lead to a private area, room with a large bed, and tied to a chair in the corner dressed in a ultra girly outfit is the cat you came here to rescue
>she looks extremely embarrassed, and you get why as the nyakuza you know all dresses like 1980's mafia in suits and she's in a cute frilly one piece with ribbons in her hair and delicately applied makeup.
>they'd rather be caught dead then dressed like this
>the fluffia member intent on using you first closes the door and starts stripping you pants first
>Fortunately this is exactly what you wanted! And no, not in THAT way
>she pulls out your member and as she groped it the sleep magic you painstakingly set to go on whoever grabs it rae activates causing thr lustful fox to panic for a second before she's lulled to a deep sleep
>it isn't long before you untie Leo and crack your plan to her
>you'll be dressing her up as the passed out gang member and fluffing up her two tails to look suitably foxy. Then you'll walk right out from under old Fo's nose.
>it doesn't take much for her to agree and in the quickest time its ever taken for a women to dress she's in the suit and redressed the unfortunate fluffia member in the frilly dress
>you hoped that if you put her in the chair it'd buy enough time from the drunk foxes to let you give them the slip!
>as she grabbed your ass and suppressed her internal instincts to speak in catpuns like a fyline from monster hunter she makes tells the gang she's taking you out to her place for a spell.
>you really hope this is gonna work and you don't have to use your trump card...

>>43057144
Sadly for those anons they all activated the inner "i can fix him" instinct. None of them are gonna be left unloved, the horror!

>>43057257
Who said they can't have a tailpussy?
It's probably rare or requires magic though.

>>43057453
Needs to be banned more.

If clothes make the man then hats make the monster.

>>43057443
What's scarier to activate, their protectiveness or predator instincts

>>43057504
You know what they say about big hats

>>43057496
Please do not bully slime girls by threatening to ban them. It is very rude and makes them sad.

>>43057472
True but I meant like naturally, although I guess it doesn't matter

>>43054941
>giving brats rape correction ToT child erotic uuooohhh
The malef is growing on me more and more. Just for some unspecified reason.

>>43054941
But you are the brat that needs correction.

>>43057551
To most monsters we are all cheeky brats trying to seduce an adult

>>43057551
Oh no ahaha I hope I don't get rape correction from hag monsters for being a brat online ahaha

>>43055963
>T-poses to assert dominance
>Tail wraps to prevent escape
That's a determined eel.

>>43055963
This is really good but also really funny imagine getting ambushed by a t-posing eel while visiting an underwater city

>>43055963
Nigga you can buy this model and make it do whatever you want.

>>43056334
>At this point you might as well jump into a hags bosom and get it over with.
If I don't make it out, tell my mother her grandchildren will be fluffy.

>>43056344
>Foxes
>Plural
>It's just one desperate fox using illusion magic to pretend to be multiple women because she's afraid of losing your attention

>>43057539
Something about it being genuine is more attractive, even when there is literally 0 difference.
There has to be a tribe of natural born tailpussy succubus out there in MGE, bet they live in a remote countryside.

>>43057551
I wish a loli rape corrected me, yeah

>tfw no big fox to wrap me in her tails and fluff correct me

>>43057551
No, I'm pretty sure it's the damn female dragon kid.

>>43057664
What stupid thing would you need to do for a fox to feel the need to fluff correct you?
Swapped her fried tofu for veggies?

>>43057642
Imagine turning down those other foxes because you only want the one and her feeling dejected because you lost interest until one of her illusions gets your true feelings out of you

>>43057685
Constantly fondling her tails and grabbing the base

>>43057704
Damn, the doppelganger union is going to throw a fit about this plot, but I like it.

>>43057551
I'm not going to lose to a smug little brat's tight little pussy

>>43057642
>tell my mother her grandchildren will be fluffy.
This is the dream.
>>43057777
The doppelganger union does not reserve rights to complain when their plots are identical 90% of the time. At least the foxes have a few tricks up their sleeves.

Gonna market myself as a mana pump for an adventuring guild then charge money for my 'services'. Seems like an easy way to go adventuring and get paid at the same time!

I wish there were a horny lamia behind me.

>>43058026
>You get bought by a group of very, very thirsty mages
Good luck Anon

>>43058036
This, but one that won't fucking vore me

Hey guys I just went to the guild, and for some reason a pair of level 99 dark elves really want me to join their party, I'm just a level one healer, it seems like a good deal

>>43058036
I wish there were a horny harpy in front of me.

I want to marry and titfuck _____

im going to be that one beggar npc how asks for monster milk on the street corner

>>43058096
Can't beat Creeping Coins for the last part.

>portals open
>Plan to be a cool knight and smite evil in your full plate
>Flunk out of order school. Also armor is heavy.
>Wander a bit. Avoid the monsters that just want to tie you down.
>See an advertisment for the royal household knights of the nya order
>Follow it up. Convenient portal set up for your convenience.
>Don't have to wear heavy armor, it's a quite breezy uniform. Court dresses could also be considered casual.
>Your duties include guarding a three and a half foot tall little countess with your life.
>Mostly as she goes from place to place following up reports.
>You get to see the world. Even if you mostly seem to just stand around.
>And sometimes you're stuck in the middle of nowhere despite portals and have to provide emergency rations.
>You have to share a tent too because a knight must always be at hand for danger.
>Naturally this applies in civilization too and even sharing her quarters in her castle.
>She also doesn't seem to have any other personal guards except you.

>>43058096
a holst

>>43058117
>three and a half foot tall little countess
Why do I imagine she looks a little bit like pic related.

>>43058117
>>portals open
>>Plan to be a cool knight and smite evil in your full plate
Gay.
I'd immediately try to find a way to make myself useful, before looking for a good monsterwife to make many children with.

>>43058134
Do you have no sense of adventure?
Actual homosexual

>>43058144
The adventure is with your wife.

>>43058144
Making your wife preggo is the peak of male adventure, gaylord-san

i just want to jerkoff using monstergirl pussy, is that too much to ask for?

>>43058036
I wish there was a horny fish just staring at Me while I stared back

>>43058160
Oh man, imagine the fluff overload. Your wife and her half dozen tails, then your half dozen fluffy children.

>>43058117
i'd plan to make human kingdoms dance to whims of a funny looking and seeminlgy mad jester, ending with their kingdoms to either surrender to the demon lord, turn the royal line into monsters or make coups that end with monsters on top, all the while i just dance and play with my bogie wife as the old crumbles and the new better life appears before them

>>43058171
why stop at half a dozen?
that goes for the children too.

>>43058184
Be careful, you might overdose on the fluff.

>>43058144
>sense of adventure
i'm busy increasing the elven population
adventure can wait i have a duty to do

>>43058195
im ready to die for my beliefs Anon, are you?

>>43058196
based
You can always go on an adventure with your wife in the future when your kids are all grown up. Then you can be the cool adventurer grandparents that come back every now and then to see your grandchildren.

>>43052247
>10
>Jack?
>Queen
>King
>"T"

Am I retarded? What it the girl on the far right supposed to be? Did the artist not realize that "Trump Card" isn't an actual card name?

Also where's the Ace?

>>43058177
>The Jester & The Bogie two clowns in love.

>>43058219
I wouldn't be surprised if Japanese artists don't actually know what a set of playing cards look like, especially in English.

>>43058205
I don’t know why this gave me cosmic horror vibes but it did, that I don’t trust that fox.

>>43058225
>and their cheshire bogie teacher, both guiding and loving them
>And the wurm who finds to be funny

>>43058246
Means there's a pocket dimension of pure fluff inside those tails. Don't bump into them.

>>43058246
Just want to be a stealthy thief trying to steal from a seemingly abandoned mansion, chased by a ancient, motherly shoggoth tempting me with comforting environments as I desperately try to find an exit

i have a recuring dream of being lovely inspected by a bunch of nerd monsters who have heard of man never seen in one in the flesh before

>>43058253
>>43058246
do not weep for me. im in a better place now

>>43058241
I think that is from fiship
She is Swedish I believe.

>>43058241
She's the trump card, duh

i will create random traps like roper egg chambers, slide falls into tentacle pits and random objects that contain parasite slimes.

>>43056496

>>43058241
>>43058314
>>43058317

>You know Anon, Trumparts make the best waifus. Don't we folks? Phenomenal waifus, the best. Everybody's talking about how great we are. And we love our Anons so very much.

>>43058219
>>43058241
The artist is Russian, he accidentally used T (from Russian ace card) instead of A

>>43058438
japanese, russian, same issue different language.

>>43058327
I like the classic whelp caves on either side of the arena. Makes it all that much funnier when somebody gets feared into the whelp cave and has all those baby wyverns clamboring all over them.

>>43058461
i'd be overwhelmed with how cute they are, and stay and maybe feed a couple then go on my way

>>43058461
i instead have jinko pits where marked circles of the range she is chained to is etched into the ground but secretly the chain is long enough for her to walk the whole arena

>>43058314
Never mind, I am an idiot and didn't see the filename.

>>43058461
>and has all those baby wyverns clamboring all over them.
My heart hurts knowing this will never happen to me. I just want to be tackled and hugged by my mob of daughterus. That's all.

>>43058428
>"Druella came up to me, tears in her eyes, saying 'we need you miss Trumpart', listen folks, capturing Lescatie- wouldn't have happened without us, it's true! Everyone knows it, we're much better than those low energy, sleepy dormice. I alone increased the number of anons wondering into wonderland by 45%, no other mamono can claim that! So true!"

>>43058438
Thanks Anon, my Autism is satisfied. I can now enjoy this otherwise great art

>>43058478
>>43058495
WHELPS LEFT SIDE. EVEN SIDE MANY WHELPS. NOW HANDLE IT.

post ayaka doing good damage without swirl or burst

>>43058507
Dogfuckers are not welcomed

I want to be _____'s shota

>>43058530
>Daugthers Your Mom is destroying the village again after the Danuki merchant called her fat
>I must bring her home before she causes too much damage

>>43058586
a succ's shota after she level drains me and becomes a yandere motherwife

>>43058530
THAT'S A FUCKING 50 DKP MINUS!

>>43058628
>minotaur girl raid leader always raging

>Nooo, no cowgirl allowed, only being a dead fish in bed is permitted.
>Nooo, you are not allowed to fuck the heroes.
>Nooo, you can't marry. Just do your job and you will be rewarded.
>It's been 300 bloody years of watching over increasingly dumber heroes.
>The last few years they are lucky if they get pass the first succubus they see.
>Sometimes they decide to retire prematurely and marry their childhood friend. Well good for them but what the hell do I get out of it? A generic thank you before he pisses off never to see him again and Chief God's voice ringing in my head like some sort of tinnitus every day.
>I don't care about this anymore. The monsters are right. I am grabbing the first cute boy I see and raping him until he can't walk.

>>43058671
>cute boy
Good thing I'm an old man. I wouldn't want to be the target of 300 years of valkyrie horny.

>>43058671
I’m going to steal the heart of the chief gods ophanims

Why is the chief god so autistic? Why do they hate monsters?

>>43058689
>her face when a human calls himself "old"

>>43058706
Because the Chief goddess is merely a child who doesn’t know what she’s doing half the time.

>>43058379
Thick Geizah thighs

>>43052247

>>43058719
Will she have a happy end?

>>43058706
she wants to farm faith from humans but also keep humans in check when they get too plentiful/powerful by using monsters to do population control.
the original cycle of the world before it got patched by the current DL

>>43058739
yeah probably

>>43058379
If she were real, I would wed her.

>>43058739
Instant loss to the first renegade hero that smooches her. All powerful girls are weak to kisses.

>>43052304

>>43058739
I'll do it, I'll fuck the chief goddess.
>Who are you, a mere mortal, to have intercourse with a god?
What idyllic, foolish ignorance. Anything is possible if you're horny enough, I'll surpass my human limits or die trying.

>>43058773
You wouldn't be the first human to marry a god(like being)

>>43058706
She's basically a programmer trying to fix a bug that keeps finding ways to go around her fixes and keeps fucking up the system.

Got chased by Hellhound-chan so I climbed a tree. Thankfully she's too dumb to be able to climb up and get me, her brain is 98% horny and 2% higher functions. Unfortunately she is patient and circling the bottom, occassionally hitting the tree in the hopes I'll fall down into her hands. She knows I won't last up here forever and that I'll eventually have to come down for food and water. My best bet is to wait until she falls asleep and then make a break for it. Wish me luck guys.

>>43058801
I’m going to toss you to her, and you gotta tell her how you feel

>>43058801
Hellwan Chan begins cooking that anime meaty bone on her campfire knowing that anon won't be able to resist she read it in her 5 page picture book copy of How to Obtain a Husband for monsters who don't read so good.

What's the MGE equivalent of "Stone Cold" Steve Austin vs The Rock?

zipangu goukan sugoi

>>43058779
Cute autistic angel

>>43057147
>scroll through pages and pages of what are clearly mages
>all of them have crazy eyes or have taken pictures in what is clearly a laboratory
>some don't even try to hide it
>even if they do manage to fly under the radar, the thirst radiating from their messages gives them away every time
>eventually settle for some goth chick with a profile pic of thigh high socks and black lipstick because you're into that

>>43058963
>tfw its basically a hex manaic type dark mage

>>43058801
Attach a rope to the tree and your neck, She will leave you

>>43058057
>two delf rogues take an interest in healer Anon
>they deal more in splash damage than he can do when focusing a single target
>clear entire starting dungeons with their proc chains
>run off ahead and spar with each other to incur injuries for him to heal
>ignore him when Anon scolds them for being reckless, and telling them how important they are to him
>sandwich him in bed every night
>powerleveling him so that they can have more fun level draining him later
>will still give back the levels so he can heal them when they move on to master tier dungeons

>>43058979
>hex maniac type dark mage
So a chubby NEET with no friends and creepy giggles?

>>43058994
i want this but instead me and another monster who share my interest in big milky healer tits and we hurt each other to get to drink our healers milk with stupid smiles on our faces

Ancient evils are getting desperate these days.

I don't think I've ever read a story where a mummy manamo is the main girl, are they just not popular enough? I might start making notes for something generic for one.

>>43059265
Why go mummy when there's queen mummy, the pharaoh?

>>43059286
Because I find what people call "lesser" undeads cuter in demeanor

>>43059286
kys spammer

>>43059290
don't engage with that retarded faggot

>>43059304
Getting mad at random people isn't very productive

i am attracted to meaty tails and nothing else

>>43059336
It is, autists like him help keep this place relatively free from cancer and the almost daily bitching about gatekeeping is the proof.

>>43059265
I think mummies are overshadowed by other undead. One of those monsters that is outdone by others in most of her aspects.

Can I have sex with millions of monsters for a living? Just get paid top creampie monster girl customers?

>>43059374
nope, at most you'll have 6 or 7 very wealthy regular clients

'tismhound.

>>43059378
Huh, I wonder if that's just about as fun, i'd like to have fun sex with every time being something new or exciting, and be a social butterfly at the same time for being in a community or sorts

>>43059385
my pee pee got stuck in her vagina, help

>>43059393
You have to drum out the release code on her ! !

>>43059032
Yup, and she’s extra creepy

>>43059393
I'm sorry Anon, the schedule clearly shows no breaks for at least three more hours.
Try asking again later.

>>43059401
>automaton won't release your dick until you complete an expert level rhythm game on her stomach

>>43059393
Don’t worry it only lasts for a couple hours of being connected to your dog wife until she milks you completely dry.

>>43059425
at least i'm not knotted to a werewolf, or worse, a hellhound...

>>43059350
>and the almost daily bitching about gatekeeping is the proof.
You mean from people that are sick of seeing ~50 posts from one angry retard having a conniption fit because he can't just hide and ignore things he thinks are bad?