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>>47440349

What if the monster didn't try any tricks or hoodwinks against you and just calmly strutted up and politely requested you have sex with her, just like that?
>"Hello saar, good morning, I find jhoo very attractive saar. I am very aroused. Wuld jhoo please have secks with me, saar?"

What would you do?

>>43717134
The Siren is the designated song bird. Gandharva is about beautiful smells, although she also loves music. It's like attacking the senses of hearing and smell, and her appearance attacks the sense of sight.

On a side note you might not know:
Looking at the Encyclopedia, Gandharva are servants of Eros and guardians of maidenhood. They make special perfume for women that, while smelling nice, calms desires in men and wards off potential suitors. The exception is her one, true, fated love, whom has his desire enflamed.

B-b-b bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

I love my Gandharva wife so much! She's so pretty! She's the most beautiful bird of all, her golden feathers are so bright and shiny! She's like a goddess in the flesh! I love playing duets with my Gandharva wife! I love getting hugged by her big, soft wings! I love giving her talons a massage to help her loosen up! I love teasing her by caressing her pointy ears! I love everything about Gandharva!
I LOVE GANDHARVA!
GANDHARVA LOVE!
LOVE GANDHARVA!

>>43059705
I'm afraid I must redeem.

>Now I know y'all be lovin this shit right here
>L-I-M-P Bizkit is right here
>People in the house put your hands in the air
>Cause if you don't care, then we don't care

DO NOT REDEEM, SIR

>>42403124
The best birb of all.

>I'm crashing, I'm crashing down
>everyone's crashing, but as long as we're together

>and the drummer plays a beat too long
>and the whole damn song starts to fall apart

>by a show of hands the group disbands
>and they won't be back by popular demand

get serenaded, nerd