/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43796764
>>43796785
Once a man, always a man.
Alps are not female. They're deranged faggots. They deserve no husband. They deserve no wife. They should do the only thing that can redeem them, become celibate and prevent any other deranged fag from making the same, horrific decision they did.

As for you, anon?
Bully the alps. Make them regret their decision to alp. Show them no intimacy. Make sure they know they'll never be married.

Love monsters with evil smiles

>>42854487
Anon they can tell if you're lying, that would only making them more smug and rapey, hell they'd bully you more during it

>>42795622
Alps deserve bullying

Alps are best when bullied by both man and monster.

Be afraid, ye alps

Harems are gay and Bicorns suck. Real men use doppelganger potion to create multiple copies of themselves and their wives, so they can have multiple, pararell, monogamous relationships with the same woman.

>>33622344
>the conflict
Is it me or my wife who gets to be on top today.
>the drama
My wife mistyped text message with her furry paws and I bought 84 eggs.
>the battles
Me fighting to detach my wife's tail so I can give her some old fashioned lovin, so she's satisfied too.
>the fighting
Me explaining her, that her sexual pleasure is as important to me as mine, and I won't calm down till she goes through the same ammount of orgasms.
>final ultimate battle
The first time we try BDSM and I can't contain myself, after seing her blindfolded and tied.

>I'm in perfectly good health
>still because of various bullshit I got jabbed with needles for blood checks way more than an average guy
>despite nothing really ever happening I have a pretty bad needle anxiety
>cuts, bruises, slashes are okay, jabs are terryfying
And now
>sheer thought of sex with Manticore makes me dizzy with excitement and have a panic attack
>nothing arouses me and terrifies me more than having a huge tail latch onto me and drive a several needles into/around my cock, all while tugging it so it keeps moving (and needles may tumble around or break inside)
>whenever I think of being milked and stung by a Manticore my heart gets weak, my legs turn into jelly, but my cock gets super hard and close to edge without even a touch
>thought of being milked while stung is both the most terryfying and the most exciting thing I can think of
>If portals ever open and I get a Manticore wife I would propably cum buckets and die of heart attack at the same time
Anyone else struck with a severe case of fear boner?

>>33063573
depends on the situation

>>29008896
Alps. And with my penis.

>>26175155

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>>23250376
Listen my guy, I literally do not care to have an argument about it. My opinion has been and always will be that so long as they're not being obnoxious faggots about it ( Like 99.99% of western furs tend to be ) I don't give two shits if they fantasize about getting a bone job from a Cu Sith or living with a Cait Sith. That's not my fucking prerogative. Just like I don't care if people are into Baphomets or other species so long as it's not "I want to fuck a literal child" instead of "I want to fuck a child-like bodied adult". The threads generally, for the most part any way, are pretty good at self-policing when people get uppity about shit or be insufferable fags. If it's not in the context of MGE, don't post it here, simple.

TL;DR: Chill the fuck out and use a Cait Sith as an Ottoman, Shinji.

>>22075826
Of course. The weak should fear the strong, anon.

>>21964288
>not bullying the alps

>>21833777
And this is why you need to (non-sexually) bully alps at every opportunity.

>>21814213
Bully the Alps!

>>21737395
>homosexuals in Order-aligned nations are given the choice between joining the army or execution

>>19860256
Get out of here alp.

>>19812031
Stop projecting your faggotry onto everyone else.

>>19746490
>Giving them that choice
Why do you hate your parents so much?

>>19543586
No, /monster/ hates alps too.

>>19527481
>It wouldn’t even be gay if she stuck it up your ass because it’s still female on male sex
Whatever helps you sleep at night.