/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Bully the shorties!

>>19457586
See, this is why monstergirl nobles are so terrifying. They're always so prepared to meet the boy their parents have prepared for them.

>>19457429
>You'll never be a young boy captured in a slave raid by desert monstergirls
This topic is very pertinent to my interests,

>>19457596
There's something to be said for being trussed up and left on an unexpecting shut-in noble's bed by her well meaning mother.

Whats the evolutionary purpose of headwings?

>>19457623
insight +2

>last thread didn't even get 600 posts
Dead thread should get moved to /trash/ already.

>>19457640
>thread moving faster and faster
>dying
I get that you're an idiot, but next time use logic.

Hey other anon, that totally was that spooky harem greentext btw. Just makes me want to live in an undead demon realm even more.

>>19457650
"""""faster""""""""

>>19457623
Cuteness.

>>19457650
>replying
Don't feed it.

Is it wrong to call your dragon wife when you're stuck in traffic and have her carry you/the car?

>>19457693
No, because it gives her a chance to show off and gets you home for cuddles faster.

>>19457700
>Dragon wife comes by and grabs a guy, meanwhile another's car is slowly sinking into a portal because his lich wife is mad at him being late.

>>19457693
No. I'd probably use mine for rides actually, especially since she'd ride me later.

>>19457693
>implying a dragon would let her most precious treasure risk getting hurt on the road
She'd probably carry you whether you liked it or not.

>>19457721
Would be weird seeing her drop you off.
She'd probably glare at the other women nearby.

>>19457727
But then she's have to follow you everywhere.
Surly she's too busy for that.

>>19457706
>When a Sandworm pulls a Tremors on some guy's card in traffic

>>19457693
Cars are statistically the most dangerous method of transportation, so you’re basically never allowed to use one, ever.

>>19457739
I don't think it would be that weird, though it might be hard to find a parking spot.

>>19457779
What about a bicycle/motorcycle?
A scooter?
A horse?

>>19457778
Hilarious and terrifying.

>>19457779
Only because its the most common mode of transport.

>>19457783
You can't park a dragon, anon

>>19457786
>bicycle/motorcycle
Way too dangerous
>scooter
You have to Alp first
>horse
It's not nice to call your wife that even when you put reigns on her and ride her around.

>>19457789
No, it’s the worst in terms of death for distance.

>>19457789
She'd need to land somewhere so I can drop off. I swear to god, if an officer gave her a ticket I'd be mad though.

I want to play strip poker with a group of Tanukis and win

>>19457824
So you want to be in a room with a bunch of blushing sweaty naked shortstacks who are down to their last hands?
If you win this hand they'll have nothing left to give you but sex.

>>19457623
To cover their eyes when they're embarrassed.

>>19457824
I want to play strip anal with a group of Tanukis.
It's where they all strip down and blindfold me, and then I have to guess whose ass I'm inside of. If I guess correctly, I get to cum inside them, but if i guess wrong I'm not allowed to pull out until I cum inside them.

>>19457884
Did you sign any paperwork before this session of cards? I sounds to me like you may have been duped.

>I bet your tiny dick can't impregnant me hentai-kun

>>19457896
Paperwork is for nerds and it eats up time that could be spent buttfucking anonymous women.

>>19457986
Somewhere in the distance, a demon cries.

>>19457940
>nacho wife treats you like some sick fuck for knocking her up in human form

>>19457940
I could never fuck a nacho, we'd just spend the whole time getting progressively angrier until one of us crossed a line and we had to stop for hurt feelings.

>>19457940
>ywn then split her like a fucking log with your DE enlarged dick and drown her womb in semen
Sigh...

What do Wendigo families do for dinner?

>>19457986
That's a real good way to end up the boytoy of a bunch of big booty Tanukis anon.

>>19458026
Do they have guests over, or is it just a family dinner?

>>19457343
What did you mean by this?

It'd be nice if there was a standard for clothes made specifically for shortstacks.
>the chest area must have at least one hole for standing paizuri
>the stomach area, if it exists, must be elastic for when the monster gets cumflated by her lover
>there must always be easy access for clothed sex (although that's just standard for all monster clothing)

I knew I recognized this witch before.

>>19458026
>Daughters all start jumping and cheering in a frenzy
>"Mcdoonalds! Mcdooonalds! Mcdooonalds!"
>Papa gives a long 'Hmmmmmmm...' as he notices his wife joining in with them

>>19458074
That's such a nice color scheme, but wouldn't the constant darkness and red light make you sleepy and depressed?

>>19458086
It's comfy for dark demon realm inhabitants I think.

>>19458074
I wonder if the Doppelganger from that 2nd game will have a cameo or something.

>>19458074
I wonder if it's actually her or just a nice reference from kc.
>>19458086
I dunno, I'm a night person and always feel more awake when it gets dark unless I barely slept the night before. A dark realm would be perfect for me.

>>19458059
I meant what I said, tarantulas as an animal are moe. Snakes are moe, as well.

>>19458053
You're the guest, it's one big family dinner night

>>19457628
Goddamn now I want MG Bloodborne so badly

>>19458074
>demons can be lolis
>devil's can't have demon tier bodies
I'm gonna fucking hit every Sabbath member.

Friendly reminder that big powerful jinkos who melt in your hands with a belly rub are the best

>>19458074
Surprising choice, she looks way too close to the game's doppelganger.
>That chaos Baphomet
Built for reckless sexual acts. She might not have inherent transformation powers like pure chaos species but I'm sure that the more than makes up for it with potions.

>>19458143
MGE is just rough guidelines, Anon.
KC can't illustrate every possible permutation.

>>19458143
Nothing says they can't, Cap'n Petty.

>>19458143
How the hell do you even tell the difference between a Sabbath demon and a regular devil before paperwork is brought up?

>>19458148
>>19458150
Didn't KC say in a Q&A or something that Devils are perma loli?

>>19458165
Until the power of love or oppai juice or something based on your personal preference overrides that.

>>19458146
The game had a Witch version of her too. The real one.

>>19457590
Jail time for you, criminal scum

>>19458165
Even baphos can be non-lolis even if extremely rare and heretical to the sabbath and they're the poster girls for perma lolis.

How does one make their adopted momster heart-pupil?

>>19458146
>>19458074
I want a chaos baph so bad

>>19458180
Kiss her on each big meaty tit then fondle her ass while asking her to make you lunch.

>>19458177
I want to get cuffed and disciplined by Familiar-chan! Sexually of course.

>>19458179
I'm still going to hit those little Sabbath shits.

>>19458180
Just let her see you sweating with your eyes shut as you try to fuck her as hard as you can.

>>19458165
>>19458172
There might not be any "natural" ones but there's no reason they can't use transformatives to that end.
How do you think we got the loli Demon? By magic, of course.

>>19458190
You're not, because you're just being whiny on an image board.

>>19458196
>The fat-assed Hatter laughed
>"You are wrong!"

>>19458180
Waking her up with cunnilingus!

>>19458190
Hit their tempting butts with an open palm?

>>19458177
I need more Familiars.

>>19458143
>Every species can be loli
>Loli species can't have mature bodies
>Almost all aggressive species can be gentle
>Only a few gentle species can be aggressive
KC's preferences are clear. Regardless, you can imagine whatever you want within the spirit of MGE, there is enough vague and contradicting info within the books so a 6"5 hourglass Devil might be out there but it's not impossible.

>>19458206
You sure are perverted, anon.
Who would think of such a lewd thing except you?

>>19458207
So summon them? If only that actually worked. I kinda want to see a man embark on a quest to become a wizard just to summon the perfect familiar now.

>>19458185
I want two familiars to play good cop and bad cop,
one being rough and other being gentle trying to squeeze out information out of me

>>19458181
Her frightening sexual magic powers and deranged mentality would make for some very memorable intercourse.
>She casts a spell of reckless fury on you after feeding you a mixture of raging mushroom and potent stamina boosters
>You end up sexually brutalizing her for close to two full days
>Any other monster girl's mind would have shattered from such an experience
>She is completely fine though the madness in her eyes has become even more apparent

>>19458130
Okay, but in what way?

>>19458209
>Every species can be loli
That should be common sense man. Adult monsters don't just magically pop into existance out of nowhere.

>>19458258
I'm sure various unnamed kinks would work out extremely well too

>>19458258
>when you get to play God of War in the bedroom

>>19458263
Except when they do.

>>19458249
I don't think Familiars have it in them to be rough.
They'll have to bring in a Nacho or a Devil for that.

>>19458213
Totally not you I'm sure but if I wasn't a sabbath fan before that artist sure would have turned me into one.
>>19458249
What information exactly? Maybe they would accuse you of being a holst lover.

>>19458263
What's the weirdest monster to think of as a baby?
Other than the living rapist egg yolk.

>tfw no art of a pregnant Tanuki rubbing cash all over her belly

>>19458280
Druella?

Is It wrong to want to cumflate my imouto, have her put in a plug, and send her off to school looking heavily pregnant while unable to focus in class because of all the hot onii-semen packed in her womb?

>>19458290
>you will never watch the demon lord give birth to Druella

>>19458290

>>19458291
Ordinarily yes, but in MG land this probably just means her classmates will be jealous as hell.
Possibly the teacher as well.

>>19458291
Contrary to normal hentai rules, this is not a tormenting distraction but instead an extremely satiating and nutritious developmental enhancement.
It's standard practice for high-achieving families to give their daughter an early boost.

>>19458296
I wonder how she would react when one of her clueless classmates asks if she can rub her "pregnant" belly.

>>19458291
>>19458296

Me too anon, though I'd rather her sisters be the ones who get jealous and start begging for it.


>>19458304
That's pretty hot anon.

>>19458291
It would be wrong not to.

>>19458291
Yes because that's a retarded /d/ fetish

Did the new book mention megalodon girls? I need a giant sea creatures waifu!

>>19458145
>Not russian babushka-like jinko
How dare you have different taste.

I want to get drunk and wake up with a famous, hugely muscled monster girl warrior and learn she's pregnant!

>>19458359
I have exactly 0 problems with Russian jinkos, especially ones dressed in modest dresses with Orthodox Christian head scarves
pic somewhat related

>>19458260
Tarantulas have nice, fluffy, if irritating hairs that will lodge themselves in you. I also can't resist the sexy slither of a lady snake. All that smooth scales and muscle, wrapping around you while she chastises you for forgetting your anniversary.

>>19458295
What's this salty discharge coming from my eyes?

>>19458380
I want a russian jinko with huge breasts, huge muscles, and a dream to be the perfect house wife

>>19458380
Her head proportions are fucked.

Sure is dead in here.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please make sure you don't do anything too lewd to your big breasted salamander kouhai.
She is as pure as the driven snow!

>>19458655
Everyone that made these threads good have left, anon. Now it's just reddit cancer and /monster/ vermin.

>>19458662
its like a terrorist cell made entirely of fbi informants

>>19458655
Comiket is coming soon so she's busy

>>19458683
Monsters wouldn't think of hiding charm spells in simple manga and doujinshi, right?

>>19458688
>Implying Lich-chan hasn't hidden Powerword: Orgasm in her doujin>>19458688

>>19458660
>"Senpai senpai, look! I learned a new routine!"
>"Aaayyah! Punch!" (Jiggle~)
>"Hiiiiyah! Kick!" (Boing, jiggle~)
>"Hiiitchya! Punch Punch!" (Bounce bounce~)
>"Whooya-aah whoa!"
>She falls flat on her face after attempting a kick that she hasn't balanced against her humongous wobbly tits, her chest providing an adequate cushion but leaving her face down ass up facing away from you

>>19458699
Ganbatte salamander-chan, someday you'll overcome your huge chest.

>>19458688
Pretty sure there's one in the world guide put on by Druella herself.

>>19458694
>Be highschool delinquent Anon
>Reading manga in class or on the roof because idgaf
>Read "That Page"
>Powerful energy courses through your body
>Heavy breathing
>Painful erection
>All the MG students start fidgeting as if they noticed something
>Miss Haku shoots you a knowing smile

>>19458701
>Support your kouhai without lewding her until she's older
>As a result she develops a form of martial arts that is specifically designed for girls with huge breasts, using them to swing momentum and deliver amazing spinning kicks and armbars
>It becomes a hit with Holstaurs for self defense, and she makes a good amount of money licensing the instruction manual for it
>Loves you immensely for your support and always loves seeing your face as she straddles you and slowly unclasps her giant heavy-duty specialized bra for some 'personal training'
Good end. I mean, the other option is a good end too, but this is a good end as well.

>>19458703
>How did you like reading this book? It looks like there aren't any more boys. I guess they're all off having fun with monsters somewhere. What about you? Oh, it looks like your body is getting hot somehow..... Besides, that's a wonderful expression on your face. I put a spell on this book. A spell to change you into a wonderfully lewd girl..... you see. Did you like it? Welcome to the world of monsters...

Truly Druella is OurGirl.

>>19458711
Haku-sensei is the lewdest of them all.

>>19458717
Yep.
Still, all that training hasn't prepared her for one thing.
Doggy style with you milking her

I'd like to see some of the more far-out variants of some monster girls.

>extra thick arachne who likes to lay around in her webs and smother you in her squishy tits
>scrawny and petite clingy hellhound who almost feels like she'll break in your arms if you're not gentle
>cardio bunny holstaur who's got small breasts but she's all lean and tight, has perfect long legs and loves getting sweaty
>MMA titania whos' got subtle but visible muscle definition and feels like steel wire, skin is hot to the touch
>dragon with soft, delicate porcelain skin and wispy hair, her scales are carefully moisturized

>>19458711
Hopefully that Lich behind Anon can help him out.

>>19458143
Not every monster needs a Demon's body.
Devils have Arch-Devils. That's good enough.

>>19458723
Oou baby. Now yer talkin.
>"Ufufu. Senpai, I've prepared for everything you could do to my breasts, what do you think you're doing back there behind me? You know you love my bre-W-WHaaaa?!"
>Fuck her raw from behind while you reach forward and tug at her tits like udders on a cow
>She instantly starts drooling and cumming from being so dominated and having her tits treated so roughly
>"Wwaaahhhh.. shhhenpai... sshnot ffaiiir~~~"

>>19458163
Headwings you mong.

>>19458177
Bless you. I needed this.

>>19458754
The key difference is that a devils actually cute.

>>19458754
>"Good morning, master~!" x2
What are each of their roles in the relationship?

>The previous thread died at just 585 posts
What the fuck happened?

>>19458779
/jp/ is moving fast again

>>19458779
/jp/ is faster than usual and it's been a little while since the last big KC content drop. Nothing to worry about.

>>19458779
shitty fluffy sneks ruined everything

>>19458790
no bully

Harems are fun

>>19458779
Comiket approacheth.

>>19458783
>>19458786
No it's not, nobody posts here because of limp dick faggots letting cancer go on for as long as it has.

>>19458766
A loli Demon would be both cute and sexy, and also a lot more stylish than a Devil.

>>19458795
Tbh it all blurs into white noise as everything is accused of being cancer and I'm too new to fully know what is.

Women must get mad that faggots end up being more attractive than them.

I want to show Rata-chan my winky for her big scoop!

>>19458793
He REALLY likes women fawning over that shota

>>19458793
How many years has this guy been drawing?

>>19458816
>Huh, wuzat?
Please Anon, come back when you have something impressive to show her.

Would you an Anubis who has panic attacks every time she has an unexpected change to her schedule?

>>19458865
I want to cuddle a Rata.

>>19458790
Looks like somebody has the groundings of an alp.

>>19458810
>>19458901
Fuck off fag

>>19458810
That image isn't helping your case, Anon. Here, have a better alp.

>TFW no eldritch abomination nee-san

>>19458918
That bodytype is amazing
As is that temperment

>Moonlight Titania tries to seduce her moonlight knight husband.
>He gets home after a long day of just walking around the woods, nothing ever happens in these woods.
>When the Titania hears her husband return she starts to twirl out of the bathroom.
>"Dear husband, im so glad you've returned. I've been so lonely without you. I have a reward for you" she whispers in his ear.
>All she hears is snoring before she starts to feel around on his face and to her disappointment she feels a eye mask.
>She is left there stradling him as tears start to well in her eyes.
>As she slowly starts to flutter off of him he suddenly grips her hands.
>"I want that reward" he says before yanking her back down onto the bed.
>All she can do is yelp in surprise and excitement before she hits the sheets.

>>19458912
You first /monster/

>>19458931
Wholesome. Dearest Moonlight Titania is pure even as she does the deed with her husband.

>>19458914
>>19458941
>>>/lgbt/

>>19458793
Only sometimes.

>>19458931
>Moonlight Titania tries to seduce her husband with some sexy lingerie
>hears her husband come in and gets into a sexy pose on the kitchen counter
>"Ufufu, could it be my darling is too stunned by my beauty to say anything?~"
>she's facing the wrong way and her husband can't bring himself to say anything

>>19458914
>any alps
>good

>>19458941
Fuck off alpfag, your kind was never accepted here.

>>19458955
Guess who's gonna be first to alp when the portals open?

>>19458931
>Its raining in Darkroot Forest
>Lady Moonlight Titania has especially difficult time feeling out around her when it's rainiing
>Her noble knight husband stoically leads her about by arm with an umbrella over her
>The resident fairies, golem guardians, matangos and moss Alraunes all greet her warmly as she makes her rounds
>Suddenly, the knight turns his head at a sound in the distance
>A red glowing figure emerges out of the ground some ways away
>Moonlight Titania worries as she feels the shift in her husband and asks him what's wrong
>He gulps as he readies his spear and marches towards the strange figure gesturing with open arms
>"...My lady... Dark Spirit XxXLargeFatherXxX has invaded..."

>>19458865
I've got a big scoop on the Anubis class president I found out she came from the desert

If liking Alps make you gay, then technically you can't get mad when you pair alps with regular monstergirls, right?

Two succs and a goat.

>>19458966
hnnnnnggg

>>19458966
>He silently tiptoes around so he's on the proper side before gasping out loud and complimenting her
What a good husband.

>>19458883
You couldn't handle all that fluff

>>19458984
>Its a particularly boisterous adventurer Anon with a Living Armor from the land of giants and a Chaos Cursed Sword +5
>They're constantly bickering with each other, so he drowns them out with loud obnoxious music as he travels the land looking for challengers
>Really, he's more misunderstood than anything, but that shitty copper mask he found hides his annoyance at his whole situation, and he's as such become an undying legend in the fae realms as a terrifying invader

Wisps and phantoms are fine and all, but vanilla ghosts need love too!

>>19458969
>>19458986
Looks like someone really needs that electric chair.

>>19458993
>Moonlight Titania hears her husband come home
>floats out into the hallway to the front door elegantly, as one would expect from an otherworldly fae
>"Husband, I've been eagerly awaiting your return. Come, let's adjourn to the bed-"
>smacks head first into the opposite wall because she forgot to turn towards you

>>19458986
Liking any straight female is gay, because they like dicks.

Moonlight Titania is old and busted.
Plain Living Doll, now that's the new hotness.

>>19459008
there are already two people in line, though

>>19459009
Can I just say I love how all our Moonlight Titania discussions have her still being very unadjusted to her blindness even though she's probably a pretty elder creature
It's cute to think that in all this time she remains just as needy and poorly evolved to handle her situation, maximum moe

>>19459008
It's a well-known scientific fact that the louder someone objects to a certain behavior, the more likely they are to secretly indulge in that behavior

>>19458966
>Because nothing happens in the woods
But what if something happens in the woods?

Foxes on the beach.

>>19458996
I can so!

>>19459028
What would happen? Nothing ever happens there. Just dreary long night after dreary long night, 'er repeating.

>>19459023
It's because she's become too reliant on her husband that her senses have dulled considerably. Now it's a vicious cycle of her trying to work on doing things by herself, messing up because she's not used to it, her husband comes and does it for her, and she ends up not improving.

>>19459028
Maybe the knight gets some excitement. He hears from all his other knight friends of the things they defend their ladys from. Oh well he finds comfort in knowing he defends his lady from her low self esteem.

So when a hellhound dives into water, her eye flames would surely go out. How long or what causes them to reignite? Is it discomforting for them to do out? Do they just emit a dark smoke from them when wet?

>>19459053
I would guess that underwater they make a constant stream of little bubbles from the eyes. When they come out of the water their whole body steams all sexy-like until their eyes sputter back to life. I don't think it would bother them but it might feel like when you take off your goggles underwater and your eyes feel cold while they readjust.

>>19459052
>"Sir Moonlight! Sir Moonlight! Something has happened!"
>The knight perks up and rushes over to the small fae beckoning him
>"What is it citizen?! How can I help?"
>"Sir Moonlight, there is a strange figure come into town! We've never seen her before, and she is threatening the townsfolk!"
>Before she can even finish speaking, the knight is bolting off in the direction of the main square, excited at the chance to finally prove his mettle and defend his realm proper
>He arrives to find a crowd gathered around a figure, commotion ringing out in the usual sleepy quiet place
>Excitedly, he leaps forth and musters up his voice
>"Halt! In the name of the realm, who disturbs the peace?!"
>The figure in the center of the throng turns to face him
>...It's a Tanuki, holding up a peddler's portable sales-stall and shilling some nonsense minerals with 'magical properties for health and wellness'
>"Oh-ho! You're just in time, sir knight! I've been threatening these people with unbeatable prices! Dare you see me make good on my threats~?"
>Later that night, Moonlight Titania cocks her head inquisitively when her husband slumps straight face-first into her cleavage without a word, but wraps her arms around him lovingly without questioning it

>>19459070
>Sir moonlight
Does he use a greatsword?

>>19459083
No, that damn stingy bald Dragon in the dukedom next over hogs it to herself. Sweet gal, very smart, but super insecure about her baldness. And into some weird fetishes.

>>19457623
To be licked while mating pressing the flatcubus.

>>19459097
Now I'm trying to think about which Dark Souls boss I'd like the most if they were all monstergirls.

>>19459070
That Tanuki sounds like fun. I bet some of her goods are actually very real and very magical, but she only gives them to people who really need them.

>>19459039
English release soon.

>>19459126
>implying it won't be censored as fuck

>>19459114
Well, Asylum Demon would definitely have a fat booty. And who wouldn't want a cute Gaping Demon?

>>19459114
>Capra demon is a skinnystrong babe that loves to corner you in the hallway and handle you quick
>Taurus demon is a huge buff yet slow babe who wants to slam you so hard you fall off the bed but is weak to you getting on top

>>19459070
What if a moonlight titania arranged for her kidnapping so her husband has to rescue her and he gets to feel like a real knight until he find out its all a act.

>>19459140
>Asylum Demon and her two identical sisters confront you, ass to ass to ass, demanding you tell them which one has the biggest as they wobble them in front of your face
Could be worse ways to go.

>>19459141
>Capra Demon has two kobolds hold you down while she slashes you with her demon silver cleavers
Coward! 1v1 me, bitch!

>>19459142
That could very easily backfire. While the knight wants something exciting to happen, to actually believe that his poor delicate and helplessly fragile wife has been kidnapped would put the bloodrage in his veins like none other. Whoever the poor co-conspirators are would have to hastily prove that it was all an act quickly when he kicks down the door with a face like Doomguy and a growl like hell itself at his poor wife being kidnapped.

>>19459149
Just throw stuff at them from over the wall.

>>19459145
>They crouch over your dick, pressed ass to ass, and slam down, giving you a double hotdogging between two glorious butts
Muh dick

>>19459142
That sounds like it could make a good story. I want to see some troubles in a relationship without it going full /monster/ or /tg/.

Would you fuck the mother or the daughter?

>>19459165
Both.

>>19459163
She could do it just by paying a phantom to make the whole thing a grand illusion.

>>19459114
Phalanx and royal rat authority suddenly become more interesting.

>>19459162
Hot damn, that's the ticket.

>>19459167
Don't be greedy anon-you can only choose one.

>>19459114
Would anything change about Priscilla? She already IS a monster girl.

The only thing I can think of that would NEED to change would be her lifehunt ability. Like it affects everyone except her husband, or something.

>>19459172
Fuck, I wasn't even considering Dark Souls II or Dark Souls III. May as well include Demon Souls too.

>>19459165
Mother first, so the daughter knows just how badly she's about to be bred too.

>>19459114
Artoria is a pretty good archetype for a fallen paladin-chan.

>>19459114
Smough-chan is thick! THICK!

>>19459176
May need to make her smaller for practicality purposes, she is a big girl after all.

>>19459178
If we're talking II and III the Sisters of Dark would be pretty interesting. One of them is pretty much an Ice Queen already.

>>19459163
>/monster/
>relationship troubles
Does not compute.

>>19459114
So is Gwyndolin a reverse trap then?

>>19459186
I meant that whenever we start talking about anything not going perfect 100% of the time some shitters start trying to go full grimderp.

>No one brings up the most waifu of Souls bosses yet
I am disappoint

>>19459189
Fuck, Aldrich would totally be a Dark Matter, and Gwyndolin would be the one riding on top of the Dark Matter.

>>19459191
>/monster/ is just as hostile to grimderpshitters as us.

>>19459195
I was thinking parasite slime.

>>19459165
>Cucking dad
Daughter. She'll have her mother's body soon enough, anyway.

>>19459192
Ctrl+f "priscilla".

She's been brought up.

>>19459196
>>19459191
Fuck, didn't mean to greentext.

>>19459192
Huff the fluff!

>>19459189
If the concept art of her can be believed, she's physically a girl already, so yes

>>19459180
>Artoria the Fallen Paladin
I do like the sound of that. Given what we do know about Artorias in his final moments, she's probably filled with regret and shame at her failure and corruption.

>>19459192
I already have a 10 foot daki of her

>>19459206
That's the metajoke, right? Since in game they say that she was 'raised as a girl'. Once I learned about the concept art I took that to mean that for a large portion of development they wanted it to be a girl but they ultimately went with a boy, and put the lines in as a cheeky acknowledgement of hte fact.

>>19459206
>in the lore gwyndolin is a boy raised as a girl
>concept art he/she has a womanly figure with breasts

What the fuck. I'd believe it if it's just more illusions.

>>19459210
You stop that!

>>19459158
>Moonlight knight kicks open the doors and lets out a scream.
>"WHERE'S MY WIIIIIIFE!?" he shouts.
>Everyone in on it has a "oh shit" moment before trying to calm him down and explain themselves.
>His wife just keeps apologizing to him as they head home.
>He just keeps speeding up with each and every "sorry".
>What she mistakes for anger is actually his adrenalin pumping as he pulls her so fast she is practically flying.
>She thinks she is in for a scolding but he has other plans for her.

>90% of shiposters are bunyips. They are destroying the site.
>I hate bunyips so goddamn much.

>>19459228
Artoria just needs someone to hold her and tell her everything will be okay.

>>19459142
If I was that Knight i think I'd be pretty disappointed in my wife, she should know better.

I want to be kidnapped by the PhatBooty Goblin Clan!

>>19459235
Studies have shown that Finnish Elves have had a greater tangible impact on posting culture than Bunyips.
t. not-Elf

Little entrepreneurs.

>>19459252
>sexy, cocky, thick-ass Goblins covered in bling and chainz and gaudy outfits
Hey, I'm down with it even if the thread would find such things unsavory.

>>19459264
>it'll be over 30 degrees all week next week too
Help little ice-girl.

MERE
E
R
E

>>19459275
What do I get out of it?

>>19459267
Hell yeah. those little dark-skinned thots are perfect for living the rest of my days with, surrounded by bootymeat and lewdness.

>>19459267
I too would enjoy this, though I imagine their bling and gaudy outfits are more of the gyaru style turned up to eleven

>>19459281
An Onee-san who loves you more than anything in the entire world and would do anything you ask her to if it meant getting to pamper you?

>>19459296
I would have to take it for a test-drive before I made the buying decision.

>>19459281
A 11/10 waifu.

>>19459290
>>19459289
I'm cool with either. Either the Phat-clan filled with delicious dark-skinned goblins and their queen b Hobgoblin bootyqueen, or the Pawg-clan filled with gaudy gyaru goblins and their own ditzy Hobgoblin leader.

>>19459297
>>19459299
>>19459296
*Slaps roof of tits* This baby here can fit so much fucking cum in it

>19459304
>*action*
You have to go back.

>>19459304
>Slaps roof
Take your /r/eddit memes elsewhere.

>>19459275
>>19459296
>>19459299
>134cm

Are fat albinos with horns monsters?

>>19459327
Mighty claws.

>>19459301
>>19459290
>>19459289
My brothers.
Booty Goblins are the real high-IQ harem.
Well, I mean, they're not, but you get what I mean.

>That look of determination.

Your Monkey gym partner is intense!

>>19459352
I know. She gets pretty heated too when we are playing shooty hoops.

>>19459322
The perfect height for paizuri.

>>19459352
Yeah well that's just, yeah, well, I mean I pop boners while lifting anyway, it's a totally normal bodily function, so yeah.

>>19459264
Can yukis stand the heat?
do they get along with ice queens?

>>19459363
>Q:Can Yuki Onna and Glacies enter hot springs?
>A:They can go in. However, even after only entering for a short time their bodies will start to feel hot and their minds will get soggy, even if it wasn't a Demon Realm hot spring. Sex will be inevitable!

>>19459322
4 and a half feet? Thats amazing!

>>19459374
I'm going to kiss that ass even if my tongue gets stuck.

>>19459352
>Ask Monkey gym partner to spot you while you bench press some weights.
>She tells you no problem, with a grin.
>When you lie down and get to your 3rd rep, she takes a seat on your face.
>You hear muffled words of encouragement while she grinds on you, with her fat bottom.

You're gonna get payback in the changing rooms after this.

>even races like Kikimora can be found amongst Dark Warriors, as becoming one is mostly dependant on just having the heart of a brute

>>19459301
Why not both?

What is your waifu's nickname anon?

>>19459377

>>19459387
Schmoopy

>>19459384
No man can handle that much meaty ass. Chocolate and vanilla could never coexist unless he was the true Size King of the Goblin Booty.

>>19459387
I call her things like honeybunny and cuddly-wuddly in bed but I don't think she'd let me say things like that in the company of others.

>>19459387
I call my wife Babe, and my daughters Honey and Darling.

>>19459383
>brutish Kiki
Time to take out the trash.

>>19459387
Gremmy!

>>19459274
Snowperson please, that's comfortable.

>>19459403
>comfortable
I almost perished during my run yesterday. This is unnatural heat and I want no part of it.

>>19459415
Are you made of ice? 30 is great weather.

>>19459387
honeycunny-sugartits!

>>19459415
Mad dogs and Englishmen.

>>19459430
Nigger what it's never this hot here, this is not great weather, there's forest fires and shit.

>>19459387
Puppy or Mama, sometimes Pupcake. My daughteru is Puppy or Baby.

Sea slimes are ___.

>>19459438
Yeah I saw that, you're nord trees are exploding because it's mildly warm, I'd say come to Texas but you'd probably die on the spot.

>>19459451
Come say that to me when the next Ice Age hits you scrub.

>tfw no harem of shortstack wives to vigorously breed until they're cumflated and pregnancy is guaranteed
Is wanting to see three pregnant shortstacks resting on the couch, talking about how cute their husband's daughters are going to be really too much to ask for?

>>19459447
Dancing?

>>19459447
Salty.

>>19459451
>you're

>>19459456
Jokes on you we're fare enough south it wont effect us much, meanwhile you will be under a sheet of ice.
>>19459465
I'll just flip her over and fuck her butt, that'll calm her down.

>>19459473
>under a sheet of ice
And finally we can be by ourselves with no foreigners.
Ice Age when, Ice Queens?

>>19459447
Trying their hardest!

Lilims are fine.

>>19459485
Every monstergirl who tries her best deserves their happy ending!!!

>>19459489
Even matangos?

Stumping Haku-sensei with an insightful question she hadn't considered!

What would a albino hellhound look like?

>>19459496
They'll attract all the Dude Weeds, they'll be fine.

>>19459496
Yes!!!
Remember, they are changing due to the effects of love from their husbands to be able to move and lead more normal lives!
They're trying their best and deserve love!

>>19459501
White fur with blue fire that matches her eyes.

>>19459488
There is literally nothing wrong with liking lilims

>>19459509
>blue eyes
>albino

>>19459516
>>19459488
I want to marry and princess carry a lilim!

>>19459526
Not pigment, just more fire.

>>19459501

Gentlemen, we have reached peak onee-san.

>>19459541
Is this what they call corruption?

>>19459556
No, it's called improvement.

Is this what it looks like when a woman beats the dick?

>>19459553
Her expression and pose aren't soft enough. I look at it, and I don't mentally hear an "ara." We're getting close, though.

>>19459562
*treason

What is your favorite position for sleeping with horsepussy?

>>19459566
Ara is for CCs.

>>19459571
Are you threatening me, master Jedi

>>19459566
Fat
Fox
Tats

>>19459572
Sleeping on her saddle while we lean on one another for support back to back.

>>19459592
Let us not also forget modest mofu jubblies. Though really, these aren't modest so much as perfectly proportioned.

>>19459612
It’s impossible to not get handsy with kitsune.
They’re just made to be molested.

>>19459620
Its impossible to not get handsy with kunoichi as well.

>>19459620
Ah, you have come to recognize the universal truth.

>>19459620
>"Excuse me sir, I'll need my daughter back unless you want to take her home."

>>19459686
[Hauuu intensifies]

Plutonium Golem is here to solve all your energy problems and give superpowers to various animals.

>>19459541
Power Wolf!

>>19459775
>Werewolves in Power Armor
We Space Wolves now.

I want a loli manticore with an extra thick tail to milk me while sitting on my stomach!

Theres something weird about being on a small boat with a mermaid
Wouldn't it be easier for them to swim along side it?

>>19460106
But then they can't cuddle up next to you

>>19460106
The real question is where is the person thats this POV is using?

>>19460106
Do you also make your buddies walk while you ride a horse or something?

>>19460114
Well if theres only one horse, I paid for it and we had more then enough for another one, then its their fault

>>19460114
That depends on the horse.

>>19460129
Would a Nightmare let me put a bridle and saddle on her? Maybe even a bit?

Barbarian horse archer

>>19460211
She looks like a noble savage rather than a barbarian. She's got embroidered clothes and ornate gear, barbarians just wear furs.

>>19460211
I want to ride on her back while cupping her breasts through the sides!

It's been so long since you worked on anything anon. Are you okay?

>>19460367
Been adding lines to the roulette every day,
I wont have most of my correction stuff as im working on a new tablet, so misakes are abound

>>19460367
No.

>>19460106
But think of how cute them rowing the boat with their tails can be.

>>19460367
I wrote yesterday and the day before that.

>>19460432
>No
Do you vant to talk about it? Lie dovn in Doktor's lap and tell her about your problems, ja?

>>19460475
Just laying on her lap and having her gently play with my hair would be enough.

>>19460521
Nein nein, you must tell her you deepest, darkest secrets.

>>19460523
My secret is that I love Wurms!

>>19460597
This revelation may affect her professionalism somewhat.

>>19460523
Okay I want to make love to my dragon wife for one month straight with no stopping. Maybe more if I get into it.

>Ywn fall asleep to the soothing sounds of your waifu's heartbeat reverberating throughout her shell
>Ywn be woken up by a small glob of her juices falling onto the side of your cheek
>Ywn wake up seeing her face nuzzled into your chest, holding onto you so tightly as if for dear life
Why must we suffer

>>19460632
Because there was this apple tree and this snek that talked and walked on legs and then they hid in bushes?

>>19460697
Ironic that it was the first 3dpd that ever existed that fucked it all up for all of humanity.

>>19460722
You do know that Eve was the third wife God made for Adam, right?

>It is a time for jubilation! Let us listen to that most natural of songs, the soundtrack to Disney's Tarzan!
Silly Elves.

>>19460725
You're talking about Lilith, right?
Progenitor of monsters?

Also the original feminist

Tell be about the yandere big sisters.

>>19460804
She was the first one, yes.

>>19460367
Don't wanna.

yandere shog house that won't let you leave!

>>19460722
>forming a wife from a man's rib
>while he's conscious
Shog-chan why

>>19460838
The fuck does that have to do with shogs?

>>19460762
>Captured Man
>Two wives, one family


These aren't the titles and lyrics I remember!

>>19460852
Only a shog has such power!

>>19460838
>while he's conscious
Someone hasn't read their Bible.

>>19460867
>It was then that Yahweh decided to create a second wife for Adam. This wife was made from Adam’s own body. Yahweh pulled a rib from Adam’s chest and formed it into a woman from the ground up; bones, muscle, sinew, blood, mucus, organs, skin, eyes, cartilage, hair, etc… all right in front of Adam. Now, having witnessing this process Adam was so terrified that he refused to go near his new wife, much less name her. Yahweh then saw the error made in creating the wife in front of Adam and did what He could for the woman and destroyed her, though there are those who claimed that she, like Lilith, was permitted to leave the garden though what became of her is a matter of speculation.
Finally Yahweh put Adam to sleep, took a rib from his side, and from it created Eve. Only when she was complete did Yahweh wake Adam and present his new bride to him.
http://ofepicproportions.blogspot.com/2008/06/adams-three-wives.html
We were talking about Adam's three wives.

>>19460872
You're not quoting non-canonical, Satanic passages, are you?

>>19460881
And what are you going to do about it, Sister?

>>19460863
Nah, a shog would just multiplicate. That is something even beyond.

>>19460899
She'll give you a paddling.

>>19460863
Shogs mimic, they can’t make non-shog stuff (except by mundane means.)

>>19460872
>god creates first woman
>she's a mentally deranged feminist
>god creates second woman
>too much body horror, rip Adam's boner
>god creates third woman
>Garden of Eden News: Local woman ruins everything
You can't even tell whether it's because the abrahamic god is a fuck-up, or if it's because 3dpd is so pd even god can't fix it.

>>19460932
Trust Not The Thot has been a philosophy since antiquity for a reason.

>>19460932
It's the strongest evidence that the gnostics are right: the demiurge is a cunt.

>>19460881
Sister, I have something to confess. I want to impregnate you no less that 25 times

>>19460725
>third wife

Wait, what? Aside from Lilith, who are you talking about?

>>19460881
>>19460993
I also have something to confess. Every time one of you degenerates posts about dicking daughterus know that I fucking hate you.

>>19461012
I'm sorry anon, but some daughters were just made to be fucked by their papa.

>>19461012
Anon please I prefer oyakodon with daughters that aren't my own but it's hardly the worst thing I'm into.

Lilims are supposed to be the most beautiful and charming monster right? being the most rare/powerful and whatnot

>>19461012
I don't know why, but I feel that the one on the right is the most aggressive.

>>19461012
Anger is something you inflict on yourself anon.

>>19461075
Yes and no
Some body might find the dragon next to her more apealing

>>19461075
I want to lick the watermelon juice off her body. No. I NEED to lick the watermelon juice off her body.

>>19461080
That may be true, but the middle one is most fertile and the left one is weak to anal.

>>19460881
It'd be really cute if a priest, paladin or valkyrie prayed to their god for a husband.

I want to give an Alice so many pleasure runes that it looks like her skin is pink with white markings instead of white with pink markings!

>>19461015
I want an adopted Nacha daughter that berates me about dicking the daughteru in a weak voice between moans of pleasure.

>>19461188
What if she was heard?
>walking down the street when a portal opens right underneath you
>you fall out of it onto the ground in front of a valkyrie kneeling with her hands clasped together
>she bursts into tears as she throws her arms around you, thanking the gods

>>19461002
This has already been answered in previous posts. She had no name since she wasn't worth naming.

>>19461201
Wouldn't she be orgasming all the time from just doing ordinary things like sitting down or going to bed?

>>19458749
Salamander-chan is gonna get her weakpoints teased!

>>19461273
Blowing on her ear!

>>19460194
It would be very easy to coerce a nightmare into doing that. I think the only easier one might be a bicorn.

>>19461273
Yes!

>>19461295
It's more fun with a timid girl than a turboslut. I want to see her get more comfortable with her lewdness and find freedom in her restraints.

Normally I don't like muscle, but I would waifu the shit out of a scarred, stronk wolfu. Gonna make her feel like a woman and ruin her abs with daughters.

>>19461170
anon you DONT want to do that,trust me

>>19461350
What's the worst that could happen?

>>19461251
Come on now anon, that got coloured you know.

>>19461361
That lolis looking a bit chubby