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Shoot the works.

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>> No.19457590

Bully the shorties!

>> No.19457596

>>19457586
See, this is why monstergirl nobles are so terrifying. They're always so prepared to meet the boy their parents have prepared for them.

>> No.19457600

>>19457429
>You'll never be a young boy captured in a slave raid by desert monstergirls
This topic is very pertinent to my interests,

>> No.19457622

>>19457596
There's something to be said for being trussed up and left on an unexpecting shut-in noble's bed by her well meaning mother.

>> No.19457623
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19457623

Whats the evolutionary purpose of headwings?

>> No.19457628

>>19457623
insight +2

>> No.19457640

>last thread didn't even get 600 posts
Dead thread should get moved to /trash/ already.

>> No.19457650

>>19457640
>thread moving faster and faster
>dying
I get that you're an idiot, but next time use logic.

>> No.19457651

Hey other anon, that totally was that spooky harem greentext btw. Just makes me want to live in an undead demon realm even more.

>> No.19457662

>>19457650
"""""faster""""""""

>> No.19457669

>>19457623
Cuteness.

>> No.19457675

>>19457650
>replying
Don't feed it.

>> No.19457693

Is it wrong to call your dragon wife when you're stuck in traffic and have her carry you/the car?

>> No.19457700

>>19457693
No, because it gives her a chance to show off and gets you home for cuddles faster.

>> No.19457706

>>19457700
>Dragon wife comes by and grabs a guy, meanwhile another's car is slowly sinking into a portal because his lich wife is mad at him being late.

>> No.19457721

>>19457693
No. I'd probably use mine for rides actually, especially since she'd ride me later.

>> No.19457727

>>19457693
>implying a dragon would let her most precious treasure risk getting hurt on the road
She'd probably carry you whether you liked it or not.

>> No.19457739

>>19457721
Would be weird seeing her drop you off.
She'd probably glare at the other women nearby.

>>19457727
But then she's have to follow you everywhere.
Surly she's too busy for that.

>> No.19457778

>>19457706
>When a Sandworm pulls a Tremors on some guy's card in traffic

>> No.19457779

>>19457693
Cars are statistically the most dangerous method of transportation, so you’re basically never allowed to use one, ever.

>> No.19457783

>>19457739
I don't think it would be that weird, though it might be hard to find a parking spot.

>> No.19457786

>>19457779
What about a bicycle/motorcycle?
A scooter?
A horse?

>> No.19457789

>>19457778
Hilarious and terrifying.

>>19457779
Only because its the most common mode of transport.

>>19457783
You can't park a dragon, anon

>> No.19457800

>>19457786
>bicycle/motorcycle
Way too dangerous
>scooter
You have to Alp first
>horse
It's not nice to call your wife that even when you put reigns on her and ride her around.

>> No.19457809

>>19457789
No, it’s the worst in terms of death for distance.

>> No.19457820

>>19457789
She'd need to land somewhere so I can drop off. I swear to god, if an officer gave her a ticket I'd be mad though.

>> No.19457824

I want to play strip poker with a group of Tanukis and win

>> No.19457856

>>19457824
So you want to be in a room with a bunch of blushing sweaty naked shortstacks who are down to their last hands?
If you win this hand they'll have nothing left to give you but sex.

>> No.19457860

>>19457623
To cover their eyes when they're embarrassed.

>> No.19457884

>>19457824
I want to play strip anal with a group of Tanukis.
It's where they all strip down and blindfold me, and then I have to guess whose ass I'm inside of. If I guess correctly, I get to cum inside them, but if i guess wrong I'm not allowed to pull out until I cum inside them.

>> No.19457896

>>19457884
Did you sign any paperwork before this session of cards? I sounds to me like you may have been duped.

>> No.19457940
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19457940

>I bet your tiny dick can't impregnant me hentai-kun

>> No.19457986

>>19457896
Paperwork is for nerds and it eats up time that could be spent buttfucking anonymous women.

>> No.19458000

>>19457986
Somewhere in the distance, a demon cries.

>> No.19458001

>>19457940
>nacho wife treats you like some sick fuck for knocking her up in human form

>> No.19458024

>>19457940
I could never fuck a nacho, we'd just spend the whole time getting progressively angrier until one of us crossed a line and we had to stop for hurt feelings.

>> No.19458025

>>19457940
>ywn then split her like a fucking log with your DE enlarged dick and drown her womb in semen
Sigh...

>> No.19458026
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19458026

What do Wendigo families do for dinner?

>> No.19458045

>>19457986
That's a real good way to end up the boytoy of a bunch of big booty Tanukis anon.

>> No.19458053

>>19458026
Do they have guests over, or is it just a family dinner?

>> No.19458059

>>19457343
What did you mean by this?

>> No.19458065
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19458065

It'd be nice if there was a standard for clothes made specifically for shortstacks.
>the chest area must have at least one hole for standing paizuri
>the stomach area, if it exists, must be elastic for when the monster gets cumflated by her lover
>there must always be easy access for clothed sex (although that's just standard for all monster clothing)

>> No.19458074
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19458074

I knew I recognized this witch before.

>> No.19458084

>>19458026
>Daughters all start jumping and cheering in a frenzy
>"Mcdoonalds! Mcdooonalds! Mcdooonalds!"
>Papa gives a long 'Hmmmmmmm...' as he notices his wife joining in with them

>> No.19458086

>>19458074
That's such a nice color scheme, but wouldn't the constant darkness and red light make you sleepy and depressed?

>> No.19458091

>>19458086
It's comfy for dark demon realm inhabitants I think.

>> No.19458102

>>19458074
I wonder if the Doppelganger from that 2nd game will have a cameo or something.

>> No.19458112

>>19458074
I wonder if it's actually her or just a nice reference from kc.
>>19458086
I dunno, I'm a night person and always feel more awake when it gets dark unless I barely slept the night before. A dark realm would be perfect for me.

>> No.19458130

>>19458059
I meant what I said, tarantulas as an animal are moe. Snakes are moe, as well.

>> No.19458134

>>19458053
You're the guest, it's one big family dinner night

>> No.19458141

>>19457628
Goddamn now I want MG Bloodborne so badly

>> No.19458143

>>19458074
>demons can be lolis
>devil's can't have demon tier bodies
I'm gonna fucking hit every Sabbath member.

>> No.19458145
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19458145

Friendly reminder that big powerful jinkos who melt in your hands with a belly rub are the best

>> No.19458146

>>19458074
Surprising choice, she looks way too close to the game's doppelganger.
>That chaos Baphomet
Built for reckless sexual acts. She might not have inherent transformation powers like pure chaos species but I'm sure that the more than makes up for it with potions.

>> No.19458148

>>19458143
MGE is just rough guidelines, Anon.
KC can't illustrate every possible permutation.

>> No.19458150

>>19458143
Nothing says they can't, Cap'n Petty.

>> No.19458163

>>19458143
How the hell do you even tell the difference between a Sabbath demon and a regular devil before paperwork is brought up?

>> No.19458165

>>19458148
>>19458150
Didn't KC say in a Q&A or something that Devils are perma loli?

>> No.19458172

>>19458165
Until the power of love or oppai juice or something based on your personal preference overrides that.

>> No.19458176

>>19458146
The game had a Witch version of her too. The real one.

>> No.19458177
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>>19457590
Jail time for you, criminal scum

>> No.19458179

>>19458165
Even baphos can be non-lolis even if extremely rare and heretical to the sabbath and they're the poster girls for perma lolis.

>> No.19458180
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19458180

How does one make their adopted momster heart-pupil?

>> No.19458181

>>19458146
>>19458074
I want a chaos baph so bad

>> No.19458184

>>19458180
Kiss her on each big meaty tit then fondle her ass while asking her to make you lunch.

>> No.19458185

>>19458177
I want to get cuffed and disciplined by Familiar-chan! Sexually of course.

>> No.19458190

>>19458179
I'm still going to hit those little Sabbath shits.

>> No.19458191

>>19458180
Just let her see you sweating with your eyes shut as you try to fuck her as hard as you can.

>> No.19458192

>>19458165
>>19458172
There might not be any "natural" ones but there's no reason they can't use transformatives to that end.
How do you think we got the loli Demon? By magic, of course.

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19458196

>>19458190
You're not, because you're just being whiny on an image board.

>> No.19458200

>>19458196
>The fat-assed Hatter laughed
>"You are wrong!"

>> No.19458202

>>19458180
Waking her up with cunnilingus!

>> No.19458206

>>19458190
Hit their tempting butts with an open palm?

>> No.19458207

>>19458177
I need more Familiars.

>> No.19458209

>>19458143
>Every species can be loli
>Loli species can't have mature bodies
>Almost all aggressive species can be gentle
>Only a few gentle species can be aggressive
KC's preferences are clear. Regardless, you can imagine whatever you want within the spirit of MGE, there is enough vague and contradicting info within the books so a 6"5 hourglass Devil might be out there but it's not impossible.

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>>19458206
You sure are perverted, anon.
Who would think of such a lewd thing except you?

>> No.19458214

>>19458207
So summon them? If only that actually worked. I kinda want to see a man embark on a quest to become a wizard just to summon the perfect familiar now.

>> No.19458249

>>19458185
I want two familiars to play good cop and bad cop,
one being rough and other being gentle trying to squeeze out information out of me

>> No.19458258

>>19458181
Her frightening sexual magic powers and deranged mentality would make for some very memorable intercourse.
>She casts a spell of reckless fury on you after feeding you a mixture of raging mushroom and potent stamina boosters
>You end up sexually brutalizing her for close to two full days
>Any other monster girl's mind would have shattered from such an experience
>She is completely fine though the madness in her eyes has become even more apparent

>> No.19458260

>>19458130
Okay, but in what way?

>> No.19458263

>>19458209
>Every species can be loli
That should be common sense man. Adult monsters don't just magically pop into existance out of nowhere.

>> No.19458264

>>19458258
I'm sure various unnamed kinks would work out extremely well too

>> No.19458266

>>19458258
>when you get to play God of War in the bedroom

>> No.19458268

>>19458263
Except when they do.

>> No.19458273

>>19458249
I don't think Familiars have it in them to be rough.
They'll have to bring in a Nacho or a Devil for that.

>> No.19458275

>>19458213
Totally not you I'm sure but if I wasn't a sabbath fan before that artist sure would have turned me into one.
>>19458249
What information exactly? Maybe they would accuse you of being a holst lover.

>> No.19458280

>>19458263
What's the weirdest monster to think of as a baby?
Other than the living rapist egg yolk.

>> No.19458284

>tfw no art of a pregnant Tanuki rubbing cash all over her belly

>> No.19458290

>>19458280
Druella?

>> No.19458291
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19458291

Is It wrong to want to cumflate my imouto, have her put in a plug, and send her off to school looking heavily pregnant while unable to focus in class because of all the hot onii-semen packed in her womb?

>> No.19458294

>>19458290
>you will never watch the demon lord give birth to Druella

>> No.19458295
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>>19458290

>> No.19458296

>>19458291
Ordinarily yes, but in MG land this probably just means her classmates will be jealous as hell.
Possibly the teacher as well.

>> No.19458301

>>19458291
Contrary to normal hentai rules, this is not a tormenting distraction but instead an extremely satiating and nutritious developmental enhancement.
It's standard practice for high-achieving families to give their daughter an early boost.

>> No.19458304

>>19458296
I wonder how she would react when one of her clueless classmates asks if she can rub her "pregnant" belly.

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19458314

>>19458291
>>19458296

Me too anon, though I'd rather her sisters be the ones who get jealous and start begging for it.


>>19458304
That's pretty hot anon.

>> No.19458322

>>19458291
It would be wrong not to.

>> No.19458337

>>19458291
Yes because that's a retarded /d/ fetish

>> No.19458340

Did the new book mention megalodon girls? I need a giant sea creatures waifu!

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19458359

>>19458145
>Not russian babushka-like jinko
How dare you have different taste.

>> No.19458379

I want to get drunk and wake up with a famous, hugely muscled monster girl warrior and learn she's pregnant!

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19458380

>>19458359
I have exactly 0 problems with Russian jinkos, especially ones dressed in modest dresses with Orthodox Christian head scarves
pic somewhat related

>> No.19458405

>>19458260
Tarantulas have nice, fluffy, if irritating hairs that will lodge themselves in you. I also can't resist the sexy slither of a lady snake. All that smooth scales and muscle, wrapping around you while she chastises you for forgetting your anniversary.

>> No.19458415

>>19458295
What's this salty discharge coming from my eyes?

>> No.19458428

>>19458380
I want a russian jinko with huge breasts, huge muscles, and a dream to be the perfect house wife

>> No.19458432

>>19458380
Her head proportions are fucked.

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19458655

Sure is dead in here.

>> No.19458660

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please make sure you don't do anything too lewd to your big breasted salamander kouhai.
She is as pure as the driven snow!

>> No.19458662

>>19458655
Everyone that made these threads good have left, anon. Now it's just reddit cancer and /monster/ vermin.

>> No.19458677

>>19458662
its like a terrorist cell made entirely of fbi informants

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>>19458655
Comiket is coming soon so she's busy

>> No.19458688

>>19458683
Monsters wouldn't think of hiding charm spells in simple manga and doujinshi, right?

>> No.19458694

>>19458688
>Implying Lich-chan hasn't hidden Powerword: Orgasm in her doujin>>19458688

>> No.19458699

>>19458660
>"Senpai senpai, look! I learned a new routine!"
>"Aaayyah! Punch!" (Jiggle~)
>"Hiiiiyah! Kick!" (Boing, jiggle~)
>"Hiiitchya! Punch Punch!" (Bounce bounce~)
>"Whooya-aah whoa!"
>She falls flat on her face after attempting a kick that she hasn't balanced against her humongous wobbly tits, her chest providing an adequate cushion but leaving her face down ass up facing away from you

>> No.19458701

>>19458699
Ganbatte salamander-chan, someday you'll overcome your huge chest.

>> No.19458703

>>19458688
Pretty sure there's one in the world guide put on by Druella herself.

>> No.19458711

>>19458694
>Be highschool delinquent Anon
>Reading manga in class or on the roof because idgaf
>Read "That Page"
>Powerful energy courses through your body
>Heavy breathing
>Painful erection
>All the MG students start fidgeting as if they noticed something
>Miss Haku shoots you a knowing smile

>> No.19458717

>>19458701
>Support your kouhai without lewding her until she's older
>As a result she develops a form of martial arts that is specifically designed for girls with huge breasts, using them to swing momentum and deliver amazing spinning kicks and armbars
>It becomes a hit with Holstaurs for self defense, and she makes a good amount of money licensing the instruction manual for it
>Loves you immensely for your support and always loves seeing your face as she straddles you and slowly unclasps her giant heavy-duty specialized bra for some 'personal training'
Good end. I mean, the other option is a good end too, but this is a good end as well.

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>>19458703
>How did you like reading this book? It looks like there aren't any more boys. I guess they're all off having fun with monsters somewhere. What about you? Oh, it looks like your body is getting hot somehow..... Besides, that's a wonderful expression on your face. I put a spell on this book. A spell to change you into a wonderfully lewd girl..... you see. Did you like it? Welcome to the world of monsters...

Truly Druella is OurGirl.

>> No.19458723

>>19458711
Haku-sensei is the lewdest of them all.

>>19458717
Yep.
Still, all that training hasn't prepared her for one thing.
Doggy style with you milking her

>> No.19458731

I'd like to see some of the more far-out variants of some monster girls.

>extra thick arachne who likes to lay around in her webs and smother you in her squishy tits
>scrawny and petite clingy hellhound who almost feels like she'll break in your arms if you're not gentle
>cardio bunny holstaur who's got small breasts but she's all lean and tight, has perfect long legs and loves getting sweaty
>MMA titania whos' got subtle but visible muscle definition and feels like steel wire, skin is hot to the touch
>dragon with soft, delicate porcelain skin and wispy hair, her scales are carefully moisturized

>> No.19458737

>>19458711
Hopefully that Lich behind Anon can help him out.

>> No.19458740

>>19458143
Not every monster needs a Demon's body.
Devils have Arch-Devils. That's good enough.

>> No.19458749

>>19458723
Oou baby. Now yer talkin.
>"Ufufu. Senpai, I've prepared for everything you could do to my breasts, what do you think you're doing back there behind me? You know you love my bre-W-WHaaaa?!"
>Fuck her raw from behind while you reach forward and tug at her tits like udders on a cow
>She instantly starts drooling and cumming from being so dominated and having her tits treated so roughly
>"Wwaaahhhh.. shhhenpai... sshnot ffaiiir~~~"

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>>19458163
Headwings you mong.

>> No.19458758

>>19458177
Bless you. I needed this.

>> No.19458766

>>19458754
The key difference is that a devils actually cute.

>> No.19458768

>>19458754
>"Good morning, master~!" x2
What are each of their roles in the relationship?

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>The previous thread died at just 585 posts
What the fuck happened?

>> No.19458783

>>19458779
/jp/ is moving fast again

>> No.19458786

>>19458779
/jp/ is faster than usual and it's been a little while since the last big KC content drop. Nothing to worry about.

>> No.19458790

>>19458779
shitty fluffy sneks ruined everything

>> No.19458792

>>19458790
no bully

>> No.19458793
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19458793

Harems are fun

>> No.19458794

>>19458779
Comiket approacheth.

>> No.19458795

>>19458783
>>19458786
No it's not, nobody posts here because of limp dick faggots letting cancer go on for as long as it has.

>> No.19458803

>>19458766
A loli Demon would be both cute and sexy, and also a lot more stylish than a Devil.

>> No.19458808

>>19458795
Tbh it all blurs into white noise as everything is accused of being cancer and I'm too new to fully know what is.

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Women must get mad that faggots end up being more attractive than them.

>> No.19458816

I want to show Rata-chan my winky for her big scoop!

>> No.19458817

>>19458793
He REALLY likes women fawning over that shota

>> No.19458831

>>19458793
How many years has this guy been drawing?

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>>19458816
>Huh, wuzat?
Please Anon, come back when you have something impressive to show her.

>> No.19458870

Would you an Anubis who has panic attacks every time she has an unexpected change to her schedule?

>> No.19458883

>>19458865
I want to cuddle a Rata.

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>>19458790
Looks like somebody has the groundings of an alp.

>> No.19458912

>>19458810
>>19458901
Fuck off fag

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>>19458810
That image isn't helping your case, Anon. Here, have a better alp.

>> No.19458918
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19458918

>TFW no eldritch abomination nee-san

>> No.19458924

>>19458918
That bodytype is amazing
As is that temperment

>> No.19458931

>Moonlight Titania tries to seduce her moonlight knight husband.
>He gets home after a long day of just walking around the woods, nothing ever happens in these woods.
>When the Titania hears her husband return she starts to twirl out of the bathroom.
>"Dear husband, im so glad you've returned. I've been so lonely without you. I have a reward for you" she whispers in his ear.
>All she hears is snoring before she starts to feel around on his face and to her disappointment she feels a eye mask.
>She is left there stradling him as tears start to well in her eyes.
>As she slowly starts to flutter off of him he suddenly grips her hands.
>"I want that reward" he says before yanking her back down onto the bed.
>All she can do is yelp in surprise and excitement before she hits the sheets.

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>>19458912
You first /monster/

>> No.19458953

>>19458931
Wholesome. Dearest Moonlight Titania is pure even as she does the deed with her husband.

>> No.19458955 [DELETED] 

>>19458914
>>19458941
>>>/lgbt/

>> No.19458959

>>19458793
Only sometimes.

>> No.19458966

>>19458931
>Moonlight Titania tries to seduce her husband with some sexy lingerie
>hears her husband come in and gets into a sexy pose on the kitchen counter
>"Ufufu, could it be my darling is too stunned by my beauty to say anything?~"
>she's facing the wrong way and her husband can't bring himself to say anything

>> No.19458967

>>19458914
>any alps
>good

>>19458941
Fuck off alpfag, your kind was never accepted here.

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19458969

>>19458955
Guess who's gonna be first to alp when the portals open?

>> No.19458984

>>19458931
>Its raining in Darkroot Forest
>Lady Moonlight Titania has especially difficult time feeling out around her when it's rainiing
>Her noble knight husband stoically leads her about by arm with an umbrella over her
>The resident fairies, golem guardians, matangos and moss Alraunes all greet her warmly as she makes her rounds
>Suddenly, the knight turns his head at a sound in the distance
>A red glowing figure emerges out of the ground some ways away
>Moonlight Titania worries as she feels the shift in her husband and asks him what's wrong
>He gulps as he readies his spear and marches towards the strange figure gesturing with open arms
>"...My lady... Dark Spirit XxXLargeFatherXxX has invaded..."

>> No.19458985

>>19458865
I've got a big scoop on the Anubis class president I found out she came from the desert

>> No.19458986

If liking Alps make you gay, then technically you can't get mad when you pair alps with regular monstergirls, right?

>> No.19458992
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Two succs and a goat.

>> No.19458993

>>19458966
hnnnnnggg

>> No.19458994

>>19458966
>He silently tiptoes around so he's on the proper side before gasping out loud and complimenting her
What a good husband.

>> No.19458996
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19458996

>>19458883
You couldn't handle all that fluff

>> No.19459005

>>19458984
>Its a particularly boisterous adventurer Anon with a Living Armor from the land of giants and a Chaos Cursed Sword +5
>They're constantly bickering with each other, so he drowns them out with loud obnoxious music as he travels the land looking for challengers
>Really, he's more misunderstood than anything, but that shitty copper mask he found hides his annoyance at his whole situation, and he's as such become an undying legend in the fae realms as a terrifying invader

>> No.19459006
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19459006

Wisps and phantoms are fine and all, but vanilla ghosts need love too!

>> No.19459008 [DELETED] 

>>19458969
>>19458986
Looks like someone really needs that electric chair.

>> No.19459009

>>19458993
>Moonlight Titania hears her husband come home
>floats out into the hallway to the front door elegantly, as one would expect from an otherworldly fae
>"Husband, I've been eagerly awaiting your return. Come, let's adjourn to the bed-"
>smacks head first into the opposite wall because she forgot to turn towards you

>> No.19459014
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>>19458986
Liking any straight female is gay, because they like dicks.

>> No.19459016

Moonlight Titania is old and busted.
Plain Living Doll, now that's the new hotness.

>> No.19459018
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>>19459008
there are already two people in line, though

>> No.19459023

>>19459009
Can I just say I love how all our Moonlight Titania discussions have her still being very unadjusted to her blindness even though she's probably a pretty elder creature
It's cute to think that in all this time she remains just as needy and poorly evolved to handle her situation, maximum moe

>> No.19459025
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19459025

>>19459008
It's a well-known scientific fact that the louder someone objects to a certain behavior, the more likely they are to secretly indulge in that behavior

>> No.19459028

>>19458966
>Because nothing happens in the woods
But what if something happens in the woods?

>> No.19459039
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19459039

Foxes on the beach.

>> No.19459042

>>19458996
I can so!

>> No.19459043

>>19459028
What would happen? Nothing ever happens there. Just dreary long night after dreary long night, 'er repeating.

>> No.19459046

>>19459023
It's because she's become too reliant on her husband that her senses have dulled considerably. Now it's a vicious cycle of her trying to work on doing things by herself, messing up because she's not used to it, her husband comes and does it for her, and she ends up not improving.

>> No.19459052

>>19459028
Maybe the knight gets some excitement. He hears from all his other knight friends of the things they defend their ladys from. Oh well he finds comfort in knowing he defends his lady from her low self esteem.

>> No.19459053

So when a hellhound dives into water, her eye flames would surely go out. How long or what causes them to reignite? Is it discomforting for them to do out? Do they just emit a dark smoke from them when wet?

>> No.19459063

>>19459053
I would guess that underwater they make a constant stream of little bubbles from the eyes. When they come out of the water their whole body steams all sexy-like until their eyes sputter back to life. I don't think it would bother them but it might feel like when you take off your goggles underwater and your eyes feel cold while they readjust.

>> No.19459070

>>19459052
>"Sir Moonlight! Sir Moonlight! Something has happened!"
>The knight perks up and rushes over to the small fae beckoning him
>"What is it citizen?! How can I help?"
>"Sir Moonlight, there is a strange figure come into town! We've never seen her before, and she is threatening the townsfolk!"
>Before she can even finish speaking, the knight is bolting off in the direction of the main square, excited at the chance to finally prove his mettle and defend his realm proper
>He arrives to find a crowd gathered around a figure, commotion ringing out in the usual sleepy quiet place
>Excitedly, he leaps forth and musters up his voice
>"Halt! In the name of the realm, who disturbs the peace?!"
>The figure in the center of the throng turns to face him
>...It's a Tanuki, holding up a peddler's portable sales-stall and shilling some nonsense minerals with 'magical properties for health and wellness'
>"Oh-ho! You're just in time, sir knight! I've been threatening these people with unbeatable prices! Dare you see me make good on my threats~?"
>Later that night, Moonlight Titania cocks her head inquisitively when her husband slumps straight face-first into her cleavage without a word, but wraps her arms around him lovingly without questioning it

>> No.19459083

>>19459070
>Sir moonlight
Does he use a greatsword?

>> No.19459097

>>19459083
No, that damn stingy bald Dragon in the dukedom next over hogs it to herself. Sweet gal, very smart, but super insecure about her baldness. And into some weird fetishes.

>> No.19459102

>>19457623
To be licked while mating pressing the flatcubus.

>> No.19459114

>>19459097
Now I'm trying to think about which Dark Souls boss I'd like the most if they were all monstergirls.

>> No.19459121

>>19459070
That Tanuki sounds like fun. I bet some of her goods are actually very real and very magical, but she only gives them to people who really need them.

>> No.19459126

>>19459039
English release soon.

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>>19459126
>implying it won't be censored as fuck

>> No.19459140
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>>19459114
Well, Asylum Demon would definitely have a fat booty. And who wouldn't want a cute Gaping Demon?

>> No.19459141

>>19459114
>Capra demon is a skinnystrong babe that loves to corner you in the hallway and handle you quick
>Taurus demon is a huge buff yet slow babe who wants to slam you so hard you fall off the bed but is weak to you getting on top

>> No.19459142

>>19459070
What if a moonlight titania arranged for her kidnapping so her husband has to rescue her and he gets to feel like a real knight until he find out its all a act.

>> No.19459145

>>19459140
>Asylum Demon and her two identical sisters confront you, ass to ass to ass, demanding you tell them which one has the biggest as they wobble them in front of your face
Could be worse ways to go.

>> No.19459149

>>19459141
>Capra Demon has two kobolds hold you down while she slashes you with her demon silver cleavers
Coward! 1v1 me, bitch!

>> No.19459158

>>19459142
That could very easily backfire. While the knight wants something exciting to happen, to actually believe that his poor delicate and helplessly fragile wife has been kidnapped would put the bloodrage in his veins like none other. Whoever the poor co-conspirators are would have to hastily prove that it was all an act quickly when he kicks down the door with a face like Doomguy and a growl like hell itself at his poor wife being kidnapped.

>> No.19459160

>>19459149
Just throw stuff at them from over the wall.

>> No.19459162

>>19459145
>They crouch over your dick, pressed ass to ass, and slam down, giving you a double hotdogging between two glorious butts
Muh dick

>> No.19459163

>>19459142
That sounds like it could make a good story. I want to see some troubles in a relationship without it going full /monster/ or /tg/.

>> No.19459165
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19459165

Would you fuck the mother or the daughter?

>> No.19459167

>>19459165
Both.

>> No.19459170

>>19459163
She could do it just by paying a phantom to make the whole thing a grand illusion.

>> No.19459172

>>19459114
Phalanx and royal rat authority suddenly become more interesting.

>> No.19459173

>>19459162
Hot damn, that's the ticket.

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>>19459167
Don't be greedy anon-you can only choose one.

>> No.19459176

>>19459114
Would anything change about Priscilla? She already IS a monster girl.

The only thing I can think of that would NEED to change would be her lifehunt ability. Like it affects everyone except her husband, or something.

>> No.19459178

>>19459172
Fuck, I wasn't even considering Dark Souls II or Dark Souls III. May as well include Demon Souls too.

>> No.19459179

>>19459165
Mother first, so the daughter knows just how badly she's about to be bred too.

>> No.19459180

>>19459114
Artoria is a pretty good archetype for a fallen paladin-chan.

>> No.19459182

>>19459114
Smough-chan is thick! THICK!

>> No.19459183

>>19459176
May need to make her smaller for practicality purposes, she is a big girl after all.

>> No.19459184

>>19459178
If we're talking II and III the Sisters of Dark would be pretty interesting. One of them is pretty much an Ice Queen already.

>> No.19459186

>>19459163
>/monster/
>relationship troubles
Does not compute.

>> No.19459189

>>19459114
So is Gwyndolin a reverse trap then?

>> No.19459191

>>19459186
I meant that whenever we start talking about anything not going perfect 100% of the time some shitters start trying to go full grimderp.

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19459192

>No one brings up the most waifu of Souls bosses yet
I am disappoint

>> No.19459195

>>19459189
Fuck, Aldrich would totally be a Dark Matter, and Gwyndolin would be the one riding on top of the Dark Matter.

>> No.19459196

>>19459191
>/monster/ is just as hostile to grimderpshitters as us.

>> No.19459197

>>19459195
I was thinking parasite slime.

>> No.19459200

>>19459165
>Cucking dad
Daughter. She'll have her mother's body soon enough, anyway.

>> No.19459202

>>19459192
Ctrl+f "priscilla".

She's been brought up.

>> No.19459204

>>19459196
>>19459191
Fuck, didn't mean to greentext.

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19459205

>>19459192
Huff the fluff!

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>>19459189
If the concept art of her can be believed, she's physically a girl already, so yes

>> No.19459210

>>19459180
>Artoria the Fallen Paladin
I do like the sound of that. Given what we do know about Artorias in his final moments, she's probably filled with regret and shame at her failure and corruption.

>> No.19459211

>>19459192
I already have a 10 foot daki of her

>> No.19459212

>>19459206
That's the metajoke, right? Since in game they say that she was 'raised as a girl'. Once I learned about the concept art I took that to mean that for a large portion of development they wanted it to be a girl but they ultimately went with a boy, and put the lines in as a cheeky acknowledgement of hte fact.

>> No.19459213

>>19459206
>in the lore gwyndolin is a boy raised as a girl
>concept art he/she has a womanly figure with breasts

What the fuck. I'd believe it if it's just more illusions.

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>>19459210
You stop that!

>> No.19459230

>>19459158
>Moonlight knight kicks open the doors and lets out a scream.
>"WHERE'S MY WIIIIIIFE!?" he shouts.
>Everyone in on it has a "oh shit" moment before trying to calm him down and explain themselves.
>His wife just keeps apologizing to him as they head home.
>He just keeps speeding up with each and every "sorry".
>What she mistakes for anger is actually his adrenalin pumping as he pulls her so fast she is practically flying.
>She thinks she is in for a scolding but he has other plans for her.

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19459235

>90% of shiposters are bunyips. They are destroying the site.
>I hate bunyips so goddamn much.

>> No.19459239

>>19459228
Artoria just needs someone to hold her and tell her everything will be okay.

>> No.19459248

>>19459142
If I was that Knight i think I'd be pretty disappointed in my wife, she should know better.

>> No.19459252

I want to be kidnapped by the PhatBooty Goblin Clan!

>> No.19459256

>>19459235
Studies have shown that Finnish Elves have had a greater tangible impact on posting culture than Bunyips.
t. not-Elf

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19459264

Little entrepreneurs.

>> No.19459267

>>19459252
>sexy, cocky, thick-ass Goblins covered in bling and chainz and gaudy outfits
Hey, I'm down with it even if the thread would find such things unsavory.

>> No.19459274

>>19459264
>it'll be over 30 degrees all week next week too
Help little ice-girl.

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>> No.19459280
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MERE
E
R
E

>> No.19459281

>>19459275
What do I get out of it?

>> No.19459289

>>19459267
Hell yeah. those little dark-skinned thots are perfect for living the rest of my days with, surrounded by bootymeat and lewdness.

>> No.19459290

>>19459267
I too would enjoy this, though I imagine their bling and gaudy outfits are more of the gyaru style turned up to eleven

>> No.19459296
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>>19459281
An Onee-san who loves you more than anything in the entire world and would do anything you ask her to if it meant getting to pamper you?

>> No.19459297

>>19459296
I would have to take it for a test-drive before I made the buying decision.

>> No.19459299
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>>19459281
A 11/10 waifu.

>> No.19459301

>>19459290
>>19459289
I'm cool with either. Either the Phat-clan filled with delicious dark-skinned goblins and their queen b Hobgoblin bootyqueen, or the Pawg-clan filled with gaudy gyaru goblins and their own ditzy Hobgoblin leader.

>> No.19459304 [DELETED] 

>>19459297
>>19459299
>>19459296
*Slaps roof of tits* This baby here can fit so much fucking cum in it

>> No.19459313

>19459304
>*action*
You have to go back.

>> No.19459315
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19459315

>>19459304
>Slaps roof
Take your /r/eddit memes elsewhere.

>> No.19459322

>>19459275
>>19459296
>>19459299
>134cm

>> No.19459327
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19459327

Are fat albinos with horns monsters?

>> No.19459328

>>19459327
Mighty claws.

>> No.19459332

>>19459301
>>19459290
>>19459289
My brothers.
Booty Goblins are the real high-IQ harem.
Well, I mean, they're not, but you get what I mean.

>> No.19459352
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19459352

>That look of determination.

Your Monkey gym partner is intense!

>> No.19459357

>>19459352
I know. She gets pretty heated too when we are playing shooty hoops.

>> No.19459359
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>>19459322
The perfect height for paizuri.

>> No.19459361

>>19459352
Yeah well that's just, yeah, well, I mean I pop boners while lifting anyway, it's a totally normal bodily function, so yeah.

>> No.19459363

>>19459264
Can yukis stand the heat?
do they get along with ice queens?

>> No.19459374
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>>19459363
>Q:Can Yuki Onna and Glacies enter hot springs?
>A:They can go in. However, even after only entering for a short time their bodies will start to feel hot and their minds will get soggy, even if it wasn't a Demon Realm hot spring. Sex will be inevitable!

>> No.19459375

>>19459322
4 and a half feet? Thats amazing!

>> No.19459377

>>19459374
I'm going to kiss that ass even if my tongue gets stuck.

>> No.19459378

>>19459352
>Ask Monkey gym partner to spot you while you bench press some weights.
>She tells you no problem, with a grin.
>When you lie down and get to your 3rd rep, she takes a seat on your face.
>You hear muffled words of encouragement while she grinds on you, with her fat bottom.

You're gonna get payback in the changing rooms after this.

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19459383

>even races like Kikimora can be found amongst Dark Warriors, as becoming one is mostly dependant on just having the heart of a brute

>> No.19459384

>>19459301
Why not both?

>> No.19459387

What is your waifu's nickname anon?

>> No.19459389
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19459389

>>19459377

>> No.19459392

>>19459387
Schmoopy

>> No.19459393

>>19459384
No man can handle that much meaty ass. Chocolate and vanilla could never coexist unless he was the true Size King of the Goblin Booty.

>> No.19459396

>>19459387
I call her things like honeybunny and cuddly-wuddly in bed but I don't think she'd let me say things like that in the company of others.

>> No.19459398

>>19459387
I call my wife Babe, and my daughters Honey and Darling.

>> No.19459400

>>19459383
>brutish Kiki
Time to take out the trash.

>> No.19459401

>>19459387
Gremmy!

>> No.19459403

>>19459274
Snowperson please, that's comfortable.

>> No.19459415

>>19459403
>comfortable
I almost perished during my run yesterday. This is unnatural heat and I want no part of it.

>> No.19459430

>>19459415
Are you made of ice? 30 is great weather.

>> No.19459432

>>19459387
honeycunny-sugartits!

>> No.19459436
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>>19459415
Mad dogs and Englishmen.

>> No.19459438
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>>19459430
Nigger what it's never this hot here, this is not great weather, there's forest fires and shit.

>> No.19459440

>>19459387
Puppy or Mama, sometimes Pupcake. My daughteru is Puppy or Baby.

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Sea slimes are ___.

>> No.19459451

>>19459438
Yeah I saw that, you're nord trees are exploding because it's mildly warm, I'd say come to Texas but you'd probably die on the spot.

>> No.19459456

>>19459451
Come say that to me when the next Ice Age hits you scrub.

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>tfw no harem of shortstack wives to vigorously breed until they're cumflated and pregnancy is guaranteed
Is wanting to see three pregnant shortstacks resting on the couch, talking about how cute their husband's daughters are going to be really too much to ask for?

>> No.19459459

>>19459447
Dancing?

>> No.19459464

>>19459447
Salty.

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19459465

>>19459451
>you're

>> No.19459473

>>19459456
Jokes on you we're fare enough south it wont effect us much, meanwhile you will be under a sheet of ice.
>>19459465
I'll just flip her over and fuck her butt, that'll calm her down.

>> No.19459481

>>19459473
>under a sheet of ice
And finally we can be by ourselves with no foreigners.
Ice Age when, Ice Queens?

>> No.19459485

>>19459447
Trying their hardest!

>> No.19459488
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19459488

Lilims are fine.

>> No.19459489

>>19459485
Every monstergirl who tries her best deserves their happy ending!!!

>> No.19459496 [SPOILER] 
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>>19459489
Even matangos?

>> No.19459497

Stumping Haku-sensei with an insightful question she hadn't considered!

>> No.19459501

What would a albino hellhound look like?

>> No.19459503

>>19459496
They'll attract all the Dude Weeds, they'll be fine.

>> No.19459507

>>19459496
Yes!!!
Remember, they are changing due to the effects of love from their husbands to be able to move and lead more normal lives!
They're trying their best and deserve love!

>> No.19459509

>>19459501
White fur with blue fire that matches her eyes.

>> No.19459516
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>>19459488
There is literally nothing wrong with liking lilims

>> No.19459526

>>19459509
>blue eyes
>albino

>> No.19459535
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>>19459516
>>19459488
I want to marry and princess carry a lilim!

>> No.19459539

>>19459526
Not pigment, just more fire.

>> No.19459541
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>>19459501

>> No.19459553
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19459553

Gentlemen, we have reached peak onee-san.

>> No.19459556

>>19459541
Is this what they call corruption?

>> No.19459562
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>>19459556
No, it's called improvement.

>> No.19459566
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19459566

Is this what it looks like when a woman beats the dick?

>>19459553
Her expression and pose aren't soft enough. I look at it, and I don't mentally hear an "ara." We're getting close, though.

>> No.19459571

>>19459562
*treason

>> No.19459572
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What is your favorite position for sleeping with horsepussy?

>> No.19459573

>>19459566
Ara is for CCs.

>> No.19459575

>>19459571
Are you threatening me, master Jedi

>> No.19459592
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>>19459566
Fat
Fox
Tats

>> No.19459602

>>19459572
Sleeping on her saddle while we lean on one another for support back to back.

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>>19459592
Let us not also forget modest mofu jubblies. Though really, these aren't modest so much as perfectly proportioned.

>> No.19459620

>>19459612
It’s impossible to not get handsy with kitsune.
They’re just made to be molested.

>> No.19459639

>>19459620
Its impossible to not get handsy with kunoichi as well.

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>>19459620
Ah, you have come to recognize the universal truth.

>> No.19459686

>>19459620
>"Excuse me sir, I'll need my daughter back unless you want to take her home."

>> No.19459696

>>19459686
[Hauuu intensifies]

>> No.19459713
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Plutonium Golem is here to solve all your energy problems and give superpowers to various animals.

>> No.19459775

>>19459541
Power Wolf!

>> No.19459776

>>19459775
>Werewolves in Power Armor
We Space Wolves now.

>> No.19459898

I want a loli manticore with an extra thick tail to milk me while sitting on my stomach!

>> No.19460106
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Theres something weird about being on a small boat with a mermaid
Wouldn't it be easier for them to swim along side it?

>> No.19460110

>>19460106
But then they can't cuddle up next to you

>> No.19460113

>>19460106
The real question is where is the person thats this POV is using?

>> No.19460114

>>19460106
Do you also make your buddies walk while you ride a horse or something?

>> No.19460126

>>19460114
Well if theres only one horse, I paid for it and we had more then enough for another one, then its their fault

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>>19460114
That depends on the horse.

>> No.19460194

>>19460129
Would a Nightmare let me put a bridle and saddle on her? Maybe even a bit?

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Barbarian horse archer

>> No.19460236

>>19460211
She looks like a noble savage rather than a barbarian. She's got embroidered clothes and ornate gear, barbarians just wear furs.

>> No.19460254

>>19460211
I want to ride on her back while cupping her breasts through the sides!

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It's been so long since you worked on anything anon. Are you okay?

>> No.19460430

>>19460367
Been adding lines to the roulette every day,
I wont have most of my correction stuff as im working on a new tablet, so misakes are abound

>> No.19460432

>>19460367
No.

>>19460106
But think of how cute them rowing the boat with their tails can be.

>> No.19460447

>>19460367
I wrote yesterday and the day before that.

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>>19460432
>No
Do you vant to talk about it? Lie dovn in Doktor's lap and tell her about your problems, ja?

>> No.19460521

>>19460475
Just laying on her lap and having her gently play with my hair would be enough.

>> No.19460523

>>19460521
Nein nein, you must tell her you deepest, darkest secrets.

>> No.19460597

>>19460523
My secret is that I love Wurms!

>> No.19460602

>>19460597
This revelation may affect her professionalism somewhat.

>> No.19460612

>>19460523
Okay I want to make love to my dragon wife for one month straight with no stopping. Maybe more if I get into it.

>> No.19460632

>Ywn fall asleep to the soothing sounds of your waifu's heartbeat reverberating throughout her shell
>Ywn be woken up by a small glob of her juices falling onto the side of your cheek
>Ywn wake up seeing her face nuzzled into your chest, holding onto you so tightly as if for dear life
Why must we suffer

>> No.19460697

>>19460632
Because there was this apple tree and this snek that talked and walked on legs and then they hid in bushes?

>> No.19460722

>>19460697
Ironic that it was the first 3dpd that ever existed that fucked it all up for all of humanity.

>> No.19460725

>>19460722
You do know that Eve was the third wife God made for Adam, right?

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>It is a time for jubilation! Let us listen to that most natural of songs, the soundtrack to Disney's Tarzan!
Silly Elves.

>> No.19460804

>>19460725
You're talking about Lilith, right?
Progenitor of monsters?

Also the original feminist

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Tell be about the yandere big sisters.

>> No.19460811

>>19460804
She was the first one, yes.

>> No.19460813

>>19460367
Don't wanna.

>> No.19460817

yandere shog house that won't let you leave!

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>>19460722
>forming a wife from a man's rib
>while he's conscious
Shog-chan why

>> No.19460852

>>19460838
The fuck does that have to do with shogs?

>> No.19460862

>>19460762
>Captured Man
>Two wives, one family


These aren't the titles and lyrics I remember!

>> No.19460863

>>19460852
Only a shog has such power!

>> No.19460867

>>19460838
>while he's conscious
Someone hasn't read their Bible.

>> No.19460872

>>19460867
>It was then that Yahweh decided to create a second wife for Adam. This wife was made from Adam’s own body. Yahweh pulled a rib from Adam’s chest and formed it into a woman from the ground up; bones, muscle, sinew, blood, mucus, organs, skin, eyes, cartilage, hair, etc… all right in front of Adam. Now, having witnessing this process Adam was so terrified that he refused to go near his new wife, much less name her. Yahweh then saw the error made in creating the wife in front of Adam and did what He could for the woman and destroyed her, though there are those who claimed that she, like Lilith, was permitted to leave the garden though what became of her is a matter of speculation.
Finally Yahweh put Adam to sleep, took a rib from his side, and from it created Eve. Only when she was complete did Yahweh wake Adam and present his new bride to him.
http://ofepicproportions.blogspot.com/2008/06/adams-three-wives.html
We were talking about Adam's three wives.

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>>19460872
You're not quoting non-canonical, Satanic passages, are you?

>> No.19460899

>>19460881
And what are you going to do about it, Sister?

>> No.19460901

>>19460863
Nah, a shog would just multiplicate. That is something even beyond.

>> No.19460911

>>19460899
She'll give you a paddling.

>> No.19460929

>>19460863
Shogs mimic, they can’t make non-shog stuff (except by mundane means.)

>> No.19460932

>>19460872
>god creates first woman
>she's a mentally deranged feminist
>god creates second woman
>too much body horror, rip Adam's boner
>god creates third woman
>Garden of Eden News: Local woman ruins everything
You can't even tell whether it's because the abrahamic god is a fuck-up, or if it's because 3dpd is so pd even god can't fix it.

>> No.19460942

>>19460932
Trust Not The Thot has been a philosophy since antiquity for a reason.

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>>19460932
It's the strongest evidence that the gnostics are right: the demiurge is a cunt.

>> No.19460993

>>19460881
Sister, I have something to confess. I want to impregnate you no less that 25 times

>> No.19461002

>>19460725
>third wife

Wait, what? Aside from Lilith, who are you talking about?

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>>19460881
>>19460993
I also have something to confess. Every time one of you degenerates posts about dicking daughterus know that I fucking hate you.

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>>19461012
I'm sorry anon, but some daughters were just made to be fucked by their papa.

>> No.19461037

>>19461012
Anon please I prefer oyakodon with daughters that aren't my own but it's hardly the worst thing I'm into.

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Lilims are supposed to be the most beautiful and charming monster right? being the most rare/powerful and whatnot

>> No.19461080

>>19461012
I don't know why, but I feel that the one on the right is the most aggressive.

>> No.19461133

>>19461012
Anger is something you inflict on yourself anon.

>> No.19461153

>>19461075
Yes and no
Some body might find the dragon next to her more apealing

>> No.19461170

>>19461075
I want to lick the watermelon juice off her body. No. I NEED to lick the watermelon juice off her body.

>> No.19461181

>>19461080
That may be true, but the middle one is most fertile and the left one is weak to anal.

>> No.19461188

>>19460881
It'd be really cute if a priest, paladin or valkyrie prayed to their god for a husband.

>> No.19461201

I want to give an Alice so many pleasure runes that it looks like her skin is pink with white markings instead of white with pink markings!

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>>19461015
I want an adopted Nacha daughter that berates me about dicking the daughteru in a weak voice between moans of pleasure.

>> No.19461258

>>19461188
What if she was heard?
>walking down the street when a portal opens right underneath you
>you fall out of it onto the ground in front of a valkyrie kneeling with her hands clasped together
>she bursts into tears as she throws her arms around you, thanking the gods

>> No.19461269

>>19461002
This has already been answered in previous posts. She had no name since she wasn't worth naming.

>> No.19461273

>>19461201
Wouldn't she be orgasming all the time from just doing ordinary things like sitting down or going to bed?

>> No.19461279

>>19458749
Salamander-chan is gonna get her weakpoints teased!

>> No.19461286

>>19461273
Blowing on her ear!

>> No.19461295

>>19460194
It would be very easy to coerce a nightmare into doing that. I think the only easier one might be a bicorn.

>> No.19461296

>>19461273
Yes!

>> No.19461300

>>19461295
It's more fun with a timid girl than a turboslut. I want to see her get more comfortable with her lewdness and find freedom in her restraints.

>> No.19461321
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Normally I don't like muscle, but I would waifu the shit out of a scarred, stronk wolfu. Gonna make her feel like a woman and ruin her abs with daughters.

>> No.19461350

>>19461170
anon you DONT want to do that,trust me

>> No.19461360

>>19461350
What's the worst that could happen?

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>>19461251
Come on now anon, that got coloured you know.

>> No.19461376

>>19461361
That lolis looking a bit chubby

>> No.19461381

>>19461350
I do and I will! I'm gonna lick her so thoroughly, she'll have to hold herself back from raping me there. Instead, she'll prince carry me back to her home where we'll engage in all sorts of activities! Like Monopoly, Pin Anon to the Bed, Yahtzee! and chess.

>> No.19461394

>>19461381
Anon you will end up married you fool

>> No.19461417

>>19461376
Oniichan is starting to spoil her too much.
Like he should, that horrible pervert

>> No.19461420

>>19459403
At the risk of Ice Queens blushing, -30C is far more comfortable than 30C

>> No.19461430

>>19461420
This man speaks the truth.

>> No.19461436

>>19461420
Can always put more on, can only take so much off.

>> No.19461447

>>19461361
The linework is a bit different, I think her expression is cuter in the uncolored version.

>> No.19461455

>>19461394
All according to plan. How else am I going to get a dozen daughterus to spoil and pamper?

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>>19461420
Yeti pls.

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>>19461321
>ruin her abs with daughters
:
How about instead:
>staying with her despite that bullet ruining any chance she has of bearing children
>telling her you still love her whenever she has doubts
>holding her close to help her calm down after waking up from a PTSD nightmare
>and then doing the same the following night when she has a nightmare about you leaving her for someone who isn't "ruined"
>you hope that one day she'll stop praying that you're still there in the morning before she falls asleep
>you'll have your first real fight after she finds out you've been pushing your own issued deep down inside because you don't believe they're as legitimate as hers
>she cries the first time she realizes she trusts you enough that she doesn't tense when you wrap your arms around her heavily scarred throat

Are we here for no reason other than to suffer?

>> No.19461482

>>19461321
I hear you.
Muscled girls are for giving the Babies

>> No.19461486

>>19459403
>>19461420
I'm way more comfortable in cold weather. And even if it's uncomfortably cold I prefer to be shivering than sweating.

>> No.19461510

>>19461420
I dunno about -30c but I'd gladly take -10 over the 25-30c it's been the last few weeks.
Miserable brits aren't meant to take this kind of heat, give me a Glacies please.

>> No.19461523

>>19461510
Posh Glacies who only wears Burberry and acts like a princess would be nice

>> No.19461592
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DEAD.

>> No.19461595

>>19461592
I want to molest the meat dragon!

>> No.19461600

>>19461592
Oh no I married a corpse bride!

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ALL HAIL THE PHARAOH

>> No.19461660

>>19461651
This is a democracy Tomb Queen.

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>> No.19461693

>>19461672
Wait, I'm not real? Shit.

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>tfw you reformat and reinstall all the new shit
>tfw the newer firefox that actually works good has all my old scripts working finally

Feels pretty good barring the 100s of gigabytes of shit I need to redownload and settings I need to fix.

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>>19461694
>that image

>> No.19461713

>>19461510
England is such a fucking joke, we're hitting over 45c here, and I'm still outside.

>> No.19461717 [DELETED] 

>>19461694
>>19461707
Purge.

>> No.19461734

>>19461592
>”Fwee hee hee~ foooound yoooou...”
>and then husband was smothered by his new wife

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>> No.19461753

>>19461745
What did she see?

>> No.19461759

>>19461753
She doesn’t know what you’re doing with that large bottle of body-oil while staring at her.

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>>19461717
No, recycle.

>> No.19461765

>>19461763
Gee Flay, you're smart.

>> No.19461777

>>19461763
Forget that. Forced monsterization into submissive mamono only.

>> No.19461783

>>19461745
Tanukis with massive titties could distract me quite easily.>>19461745

>> No.19461788

>>19461763
Good thinking Flayer-sensei. Don’t waste flesh! Reduce, reuse, reprogram!

>> No.19461796

>>19461468
I don’t want to feel these feels.

>> No.19461808
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>>19461777
Okay, but then who do we trick into the other corruptions?

>> No.19461814

>>19461808
I vote we use extra thick holst milk on everything.

>> No.19461825

>>19461808
I wanna give a prissy stuck up stick-thin noblewoman a cursed ham sandwich that monsterizes her into a thick, fat-assed, slovenly, dull-witted yet kind and warm and welcoming P’Orc.

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>>19461808
>nipples
Enjoy your three-day exile.

>> No.19461839

>>19461808
>>19461814
>>19461825
Are we choosing monsterization curses?
I want to give a kind souled human girl dying of plague a cursed mask that lets her gently cross over into undeath and raise as a Phantom who writes silent plays that all have a beautiful message of hope

>> No.19461840

>>19461825
Maybe Troll would be better in that case?

>> No.19461851

>>19461840
I’d hardly call Trolls dull-witted and slovenly.

>> No.19461856

>>19461808
What kind of girl deserves to be monsterized into a Mad Hatter?

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>when you touch the reverse scale

>> No.19461865

>>19461856
Rigid, formal rule-sticklers.

>> No.19461870

>>19461856
A shrill bitch who gets uppity whenever people don’t understand her the way she wants them to understand her.

>> No.19461885

>>19461808
>poor orphan girl has been abused and tossed around her whole short life
>be a traveling wizard with no sense of right or wrong
>give her a little red cap and tell her to hang in there
>a month later hear of the Redcap that cut up the corrupt orphanage and turned the slums into a new monster-friendly zone

>> No.19461936

>>19461808
I want to turn a prude man hating lesbian who acts like a tsundere into a Kakuen who can't stop thinking about dick.

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>> No.19461997

>>19461968
>”Ufufu so you like soft women, don’t you humanboy?”
>”Even in that, we dragons are superior!”

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Sneks

>> No.19462005

>>19461997
I want the softest dragon

>>19462001
Cute snek

>> No.19462018

>>19462005
To get the softest dragon, simply convince yours that ‘there’s no way a dragon could get that soft’ and, on her pride, she’ll set out to prove you wrong.

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How do you handle this situation?

>> No.19462035

>>19462018
Brilliant!
I'm gonna do it and get the softest dragon

>> No.19462061

>>19462024
Let her cuddle with her Remington 870 plush and tell her those bad hunters can't get her now

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>> No.19462077

>>19462018
Seems like it would work on a wurm. With a normal dragon she might tell you that she's not stupid to fall for those things but she'll do it for you.

>> No.19462079

>>19462035
Excellent. Enjoy your bed-wife.

>> No.19462086

>>19462079
Worth it.

>> No.19462133
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Have you worshiped best goddess lately?

>> No.19462140

>>19462133
Does impregnating a strongfat amazon count?

>> No.19462164

>>19462140
Imagine how cute a massive strongfat amazon would look when she finds out she’s finally pregnant

>> No.19462168

>>19461788
>Reduce
Isn't that purging? Or is that transformation I to a slime?

>>19461814
I'm with this guy. EVERYTHING.

>>19461851
Growlights.

>> No.19462172

>>19462164
Does her rough voice becoming a girlish squeal of glee count?
Because that's probably her first response.

>> No.19462176

>>19462133
Everyday. Ares is bestest goddess and I'd wrestlesex my waifu so hard she'd cum just by watching.

>> No.19462238

Mages NEED huge breasts.
Rogues NEED huge booty.
Warriors NEED huge muscles.
Which is the ideal girl for each role, just one of each, to build my adventuring harem?

>> No.19462270

>>19462238
liches, liches, liches.

>> No.19462271

>>19462238
Hobgoblin mage, troll rogue, alp warrior. Thank me later.

>> No.19462283

>>19462238
Monster girls NEED anal sex.
Who is the ideal buttslut?

>> No.19462289

>>19462270
>"Fireball. Firestorm. Great chaos magmabomb. There is an insignificant chance of you surviving this attack."
>"I have gone ahead and stolen the plans from the evil tyrant in the dead of night. You may thank me when you find it most adequate. It was of little challenge to my specific infiltration techniques. I am unrivaled, as a fact."
>"I am enflamed by the glory of combat. Raaagh. I shall hold off all incoming attackers. None are stronger than myself. Raagh."
I dunno, just seems to be missing something.
>>19462271
Unlikely, but they do each fit the description...

>> No.19462298

>>19462238
Medusa
mantis
Minotaur

>> No.19462300

>>19462283
Loli Kiki.

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>>19462283
Sandworms

>> No.19462342

>>19462298
Ou, I like the alliteration AND the party comp. Tsun mage who wears traditional grecian outfits that barely cover her nipples, Kuu rogue that doesn't bat an eye at either assassination or requests at sitting on my face, and of course the classic Extra Beef bowling over foes and smugly smirking as I cum all over her abs. I'll take it!

>> No.19462370
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Clever girls.

>> No.19462381

>>19462342
Exactly.
Alliteration AND variety.

All you could want.
Also, playing with them snake titties and having the rogue explain why her rear is better, in a matter of fact way, over her snake friend's chest.

Just hope the medusa doesn't know eromancany ("Not because I want to use it on you! Baka!) lest she decide to make that mantis's rear unwieldy after an argument.

>> No.19462459

>>19462381
That's perfect. Laying back on the Minotaur's abs as she lounges against a tree, while the Mantis nonchalantly grinds her big ass against me, and the Medusa huffs and complains despite not stopping me from using her huge breasts like stress-relief balls, that's the perfect end of a day of adventuring.

>> No.19462461
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>> No.19462514

>>19462459
That it is.
Just gotta keep an eye out for anything dangerous.
Like angry harpy swarms, pervert wizards who spent years studying magic just to further their fetishes, and cow colds.

>> No.19462522
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19462522

The Sabbath Protects.

>> No.19462546
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This is your nurse for today.

>> No.19462558

>>19462546
Esurn siht tsurt ton od.

>> No.19462570

>>19462546
Just for today? I don't need a nurse today though.

>> No.19462573
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>>19462522
Officer Honeypot will protect me for sure!

>> No.19462583

>>19462461
I dont get it.

>> No.19462607
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>>19462558
Od oT tahW eM lleT t'naC uoY

>> No.19462611

>>19462546
I don't need one.

>> No.19462619

>>19462546
>>19462607
Do you just repeat the same shit every thread?

>> No.19462623

>>19462546
What's in that syringe!

>> No.19462628

>>19462238
>Not having a Minotaur muscle witch

>> No.19462630

>>19462573
I like girls in uniforms

>> No.19462648

>>19462630
The world needs some Girls Frontline cuties as monster girls or monster girls cosplaying as them.

>> No.19462665
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>>19462648
Aren't the T-dolls just incredibly human-like automatons?

>> No.19462685

>>19462573
That's what she wants you to think.

>> No.19462703
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Fuck Cheshires, post Nekomatas.

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>>19462630
Uniforms are nice.
Finished when

>> No.19462710

>>19462665
Don't start this shit. We have enough garbage from the chinkboat spammer, we don't need a chinkgun spammer too.

>> No.19462726

>>19462665
Pretty much. Civilian models converted into combat units which is why they look so cute compared to the machine-like enemy.
I'd like to see some "what if" organic monster girl versions though.

>> No.19462727

>>19462703
Nyan nyan neko-chan!

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>>19462726
>compared to the machine-like enemy
>implying the enemy can't be cute too

>> No.19462811

>>19462785
Got a point there, sangvis ferri has T-dolls of their own but a lot of their army is made up of things that look way more mechanical.

>> No.19462838
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19462838

What did she mean by this?

>> No.19462862

>>19461181
This is why all 3 is the correct route.

>> No.19462874

Everyone has the endgame in there minds of the simple life with their monster wives
But where's your sense of adventure? The challenge? The glory? Where are the stories you get to tell your children as they grow?
The build up to having a monster wife could work as a great payoff in the future.

>> No.19462891

>>19462874
>But where's your sense of adventure? The challenge? The glory?
None of that is comfy anon, and I'd have plenty of stories from the other universe to tell my daughteru.

>> No.19462920

>>19462874
Anon please. My wife is a dragon and not only I'd have to get to her level, I'd also have my own hoard to compete with hers before we join forces and raid dungeons and kingdoms together.

>> No.19462922

>>19462874
To be fair, you could have the adventure after you meet you wife
Think about it this way, you could laugh with your daughter at how useless you looked when you first got isekai'ed or whatever and how you're awesome MCcoolguy now that you've raided dungeons and fought bandits

>> No.19462931

>>19462874
The adventure is finding her.

>> No.19462946

>>19462931
I think that's part of what he meant.

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>> No.19463030

>>19462785
Cursed raifus when? I want to sing the Mickey Mouse theme with them.

>> No.19463048

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunyip,_Victoria
Can you imagine an entire town of floofsneks?

>> No.19463064

>>19463048
Eerily quiet and deserted aside from the constant, maddening sense that you just saw a flash of fluffy tail in the corner of your vision?

>> No.19463072

What is objectively the hardest map+deed combination?

>> No.19463090
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>been out out for a while
>all those new loli stuff
Fucking noice, can't wait for full release

>> No.19463110

>>19463090
Where's the full pic?

>> No.19463113
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Foxes are masters of seduction.

>> No.19463127

>>19463090
Less than a month to go now anon, c94 is from the 10th to the 13th of August.

>> No.19463140

>>19463090
>KC drawing more lolis, possibly more loli versions of other races like the Demon we've already seen
>KC drawing those with the same kind of trainwreck anatomy he's recently picked up like the Baphomet in the cover and that Demon
Monkey's paw

>> No.19463145
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>>19463113
Foxes can't hold a candle to sneks.

>> No.19463182

>>19463113
This one fell asleep

>> No.19463190

>>19463182
And yet she's still at it. Truly, this is a level all monsters should seek to achieve.

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>>19463113
Yes

>> No.19463245

WAN~

>> No.19463253

>>19463245
I want busty wans with huge breasts!

>> No.19463256 [SPOILER] 
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Has science gone too far?

>> No.19463331

>>19460838
Why does she talk like that?

>> No.19463343

>>19463331
Because she is silly.

>> No.19463346
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>>19463110
Que? It is full pic

>> No.19463356
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>>19463253
This big enough?

>> No.19463360

>>19463346
Source? SauceNAO is being uncooperative again.

>> No.19463365

>>19463331
Autism. No bully

>> No.19463367

>>19463356
Big enough where it counts, even if she's a shorty.
Especially if she's a shorty

>> No.19463371

>>19463356
BIGGER!

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>>19463356
10/10 Would be her hand-bra while pumping her full of pups to nurse

>> No.19463391

>>19463256
Not far enough

>> No.19463427

>>19463379
The smaller and more stacked the shortstack, the bigger the litter.

>> No.19463429

>>19463360
Probably mge_ask or mge_group on VK.

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>> No.19463481

>>19463145
forcing yourself on somebody until they love you isn't seduction

>> No.19463527
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>...Please. Don't come close to someone like me.

>> No.19463537

>>19463429
спасибо

>> No.19463564

>>19463360
IQDB doesn't work on russian fb. Direct link is a spam but >>19463429

>> No.19463582
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Who need a bed when you have a Bunyip?

>> No.19463589

>>19463582
What if your Bunyip needs a bed?

>> No.19463601

>>19463589

bunkyip

>> No.19463649

>>19463601
I'm going to stay on the top one, if you know what I mean.

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>YWN be sandwiched by a liliraune

>> No.19463716

>>19463692
Meaty flowers are best for being stuck between

>> No.19463747

>>19463716
>>19463692
>Plump, ripe Lili sisters invite you into their juicy engorged flower
>Not only are they gorgeous curvy plantgirls, they're also insatiably 'hungry' for your plant-grow

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I meant to write this as a miniature shitpost, but it may have gotten out of hand.

https://pastebin.com/M4JkacSe
Have you ever heard the tragedy of Demon Lord Lilith the Wise?

>> No.19463856

>>19463809
meem.

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>>19463809
You absolute madman.

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>>19462607
I like Shoggoths, but shitters like you give them a bad rep with your shitposting.

>> No.19463933

>>19463917
;_;

>> No.19463951

>>19463933
At least you've taken a hint.

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Oni butt.

>> No.19463995

>>19463988
I want to join a society of facesitting monstergirl nobles.

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>>19463862
Cutest traitor.

>> No.19464068

>>19463988
I want to help my oni get a big butt!

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LOL DEAD

>> No.19464197
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>> No.19464198

>>19463995
Wights can't discuss how they're improving the roads of their territory when there's a man buried nose deep into their privates.

>> No.19464207

>>19464172
Dying thread that should go to /trash/

>> No.19464248

>>19464207
You first

>> No.19464251

>>19463692
Is it vegan to fuck flowers?

>> No.19464257

>>19464198
They can certainly try

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[x]Touch reverse scale

>> No.19464396
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How much Onee-chan power does your Onee-chan have?

>> No.19464407

>>19464396
All my Onee-chans have max Onee-chan power.

>> No.19464412

Since it's a bit quiet, what would people like to see more of? Can be as big or as minor as possible, from stories, to art or just general discussions.

>> No.19464426

>>19464412
More rats

>> No.19464432

>>19464412
Consentual corruption. Tall monsters and short men. Zipangu stories. Comfy lewd.

Preferably all at the same time.

>> No.19464434

>>19464412
More stories with a corruption theme
And probably more stories with the elemental spirits
As for art, more umi osho art would be nice

>> No.19464435

>>19464412
I like sylphs and would love to see more content about them.

>> No.19464437

>>19464412
>from stories
Parkedbuggy.jpg
>art
More canon locations in MGE like the Mermaid Venice one
>or just general discussions
I liked the small discussion one anon started about small groups of anons adventuring together to find their waifus

>> No.19464438
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>>19464396
>>19464407
Onee-chan is a weakling

>> No.19464443

>>19464412
more hugs and petting

>> No.19464450

>>19464412
More lolis and daughteru dicking.

>> No.19464454

>>19464412
Art and stories for kunoichi
Or a story that focuses on the "following them around" thing that the lizard folk do with men that refuse them

>> No.19464466
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>>19464437
>Parkedbuggy.jpg

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>>19464438
You take that back. Onee-chan is strong and I'm gonna marry her someday.

>> No.19464482

>>19464477
Why does onee-chan give me this look?

>> No.19464490
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>>19464477
>You take that back.
Make me

>> No.19464491

>>19464412
>Stories
Non-roulette Beast stories and more stories about hi-orcs getting dominated.
>Art
More dragons.
>Discussion
Probably ways of implementing magitek, but that's not really a monster focused subject.

>> No.19464494

>>19464482
She wants you to fuck her you dumbass.

>> No.19464502

>>19464494
What?

>> No.19464541

>>19464502
https://exhentai.org/s/f142e77e9d/1228080-6

>> No.19464542

>>19464432
I'd love some stories about Oomukades that aren't a meme.That and comfy Ochi lewds.
>>19464491
>more stories about hi-orcs getting dominated.
I need this too. I had an idea for one but I'm a shit writer.

>> No.19464573

>>19464541
I don't follow.
>>19464542
I want more Ochi stories about those strong girls trying to restrain themselves from cuddling their cute Aruji-dono.

>> No.19464587

>>19464573
>I don't follow.
She wants you to do it to her.

>> No.19464590

>>19464587
Play wrestling?

>> No.19464603

>>19464450
I can probably do that

>> No.19464607

>>19464590
How do you even survive in day-to-day life?

>> No.19464620
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>>19461466
Laying in the snow with a Yeti in negative temperatures with a light snowfall is the comfiest, knowing the only thing standing between you and freezing to the bone is her warm embrace

>> No.19464628

>>19464573
Stories like that would be lovely too, I think writers who specialize in cute stuff is what's the most lacking right now.

>> No.19464710
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>>19459192
>Not the original Soulsfu

>> No.19464718

>>19464607
Disability money

>> No.19464720

>>19464490
>>19464438
I wan't to marry a Bapho!
And put ribbons on her horns

>> No.19464757

https://exhentai.org/g/1258507/6263a94d34/
https://exhentai.org/g/1258494/51961378cf/
Some Mandragora

>> No.19464797

>>19464720
I'd rather an onee-bapho.

>> No.19464802

>>19464710
Original is Maiden in Black and Astrea you subhuman fatfucker.

>> No.19464816

>>19464797
Same, a Bapho who acts a bit older but still takes pride in what she is.
Still would give her horn ribbons

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>>19464802
Yeah well, your mother.

>> No.19464841

>>19464828
>artist makes a really nice MiB doujin
>the very next one is a NTR fattening one
God I hate japs so much sometimes.

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>>19464757
Based Mizone.

>> No.19464945

>>19460367
Chapter 7 is almost done, calm down. I wrote two thousand words yesterday.

>> No.19464956

>>19464841
The best choice I ever made with doujins was to stop liking/disliking artists beyond t heir art style and instead focus on individual works. Even ShindoL and Ahobaka have done vanilla stuff while a lot of vanilla artists have done one or two degenerate doujins in their time.

>> No.19464969

Jinko-san wants to try out a massage.
Take off your shirt, she's got this.

>> No.19464986

>>19464969
I'd like to recieve a massage from big fluffy martial paws.

>> No.19464988

>>19464956
>Liking ShindoL and Ahobaka
Degenerate.

>> No.19464990

>>19464956
>tfw one of your favorites is from a furshit artist who decided to do not furry for a single doujin
>tfw you absolutely know you will never see lightning strike a second time there

>> No.19464992

>>19464969

As long as she properly retracts her claws

>> No.19464993

>>19464986
Then get ready, because she knows all your weakpoints!

>> No.19464995
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>>19464986
Same.

>> No.19465000

>>19464992
Please, give her SOME credit, she knows to do that at least.
Just ignore that snikt noise

>> No.19465005

>>19464992
I don't think we've ever seen how a Jinko looks with her claws retracted.

>> No.19465006

>>19464995
What is this Jinko doing?

>> No.19465015

>>19464990
Nakagami Takashi?

>> No.19465016

>>19464993
Oh man, I'd love if she made me melt by getting all of them while I lay down.

>> No.19465046

>>19464995
Given her clothes and actions that looks more like you'd be giving a Mafiya Jinko a massage.

>> No.19465050

>>19464990
Who?

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>>19465015
Not quite who I had in mind but I can't believe pearfox is associated with them somehow.

>> No.19465072
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>>19465058
>systemmatic devil
My ideal bapho

>> No.19465077

>>19465046
She has a submissive side
She also said she'd murder you if you let that slip to her fellow Thieves by Law

>> No.19465079

>>19464988
Hey my point was that I don't like/dislike doujin artists either way, just individual doujins if they happen to be good.
>>19464990
One of mine was by an artist who does a lot of gangrape/tentacle doujins who decided to do a vanilla foxgirl doujin. It has a sinister ending but was never followed up on thankfully.

>> No.19465080

>>19465050
Koishi Chikasa, responsible for >>19465072
Motherfucker blows me away with brown monster loli and then returns to furry and futa forevermore.

The size of my disappointment is incalculable.

>> No.19465081

>>19465058
I can understand not being attracted to all his loli furry, but if you didn't like An Anthropovore's Chocolate Cake then you just have shit taste.
Also, his touhou doujins aren't furry.

>> No.19465089
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>>19463809
https://pastebin.com/0b4ysraE
Last one, I promise. Maybe.

>> No.19465091

>>19465016
Of course!
She didn't learn martial arts just to kick ass and get a mate!

>> No.19465097

>>19465081
>Anthropovore's Chocolate Cake
Alright but that's not fap material to begin with.

>Also, his touhou doujins aren't furry.
They got dicks m8

>> No.19465122
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19465122

>>19465081
I'm >>19465072
I like some of his other stuff. I just like his brown demon/bapho the most. Shame he never did more involving her

>> No.19465143

>>19465091
That's a nice thing to hear. Would relax and be in her care, depending on how nice I feel afterwards I'd definitely be visiting her again for more massages.

>> No.19465146

>>19465072
Do lolis like sabbath have to wear kids sized clothing?

>> No.19465156

>>19465077
>Russian hardass Mafiya Jinko with a submissive side.
>She was an aspiring masseuse before joining up with the Mafiya.
>She's weak to anal.

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>>19465146
I can't imagine it fitting otherwise.
Unless they're using that fact to their advantage.

>> No.19465168

>>19465143
That's good, just be careful to who you see in there.
The tiger mafia doesn't take disrespect to their matriarch well

>> No.19465179

>>19465156
She'd be more weak to paw-holding and missionary for the sole purpose of procreation

>> No.19465193

>>19465122
Sabbath must love that guy.
He took a popular busty demon and turned her into a loli housewife with one simple spell.

>> No.19465197

>>19465146
Yeah or get custom tailored stuff

>>19465193
I would too

>> No.19465200

>>19465168
Anon please, I'd be as respectful as I could, after all I'm getting their service and if everyone can enjoy it the treatment becomes even better.

>> No.19465203

>>19465089
you're a big nerd, but I smiled

>> No.19465208

>>19465193
Technically he did it by fucking up a summon.
This has led to incredible breakthroughs in the Sabbath’s understanding of summoning theory.

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>>19465203
No buli

>> No.19465328

>>19465089
Where's the Baphoment Losenis, you said there would be a Baphomet. Nice shitposts though.

>> No.19465337

I want to get a Familiar all hopped up on powerful aphrodisiacs and then not have sex with her!

>> No.19465338
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Reminder that Shortstacks are objectively the best and no other body type can hope to compete.

>> No.19465339 [SPOILER] 
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>>19465293
Yes booli

>> No.19465350

>>19465338
Shortstacks with massive tits are the best.

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>>19465328
I reached the smut part of it, and since smut isn't exactly my gimmick it's taking its fair while.

>>19465339
Delet this immediately

>> No.19465356

>>19465337
You don't get a say at that point.

>> No.19465361

>>19465337
When a monster is that horny, you don't get to decide whether or not you both have sex.

>> No.19465369
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>> No.19465374
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>>19465338
Womanly, child-bearing curves are great at any body size

>> No.19465377

>>19465356
>>19465361
I do if I tie her up too!

>> No.19465402

>>19465369
I want to date her with intent to marry and impregnate

>> No.19465403

>>19465353
Druella is a whore.

>> No.19465407

>>19465403
You shut your whore mouth

>> No.19465409

Is the combination of a Baphomet & a Lilim too absurd?

>> No.19465412

>>19465407
She is!

>> No.19465415

>>19465412
She is not!

>> No.19465417

>>19465339
I wish there was more Druella porn.
>>19465353
Only way to get better at smut is to do it. Learning experiences are good even if they do take time.

>> No.19465425

>>19465409
>elin shaped Baphomet with white hair and a spade tail
I dig it.

>> No.19465426

>>19465377
>thinking that tying up a monster that can use magic will work
Just face it, Anon. You fucked up and now you're gonna get fucked up. Enjoy being raped by your new imouto

>> No.19465431

>>19465417
>Only way to get better at smut is to do it.
I haven't been shy to take smut commissions partly for that reason. I may not necessarily like writing it that much but I don't dislike it enough to refuse gitting gud at it.

>I wish there was more Druella porn.
$$$

>> No.19465434

>>19465426
Blessed rope to suppress their magic

>> No.19465439

>>19465415
The biggest slut. Fucks old men for free.

>> No.19465443

>>19465409
There’s already an Alice Lilim, so why not

>> No.19465444

>>19465425
>>elin shaped Baphomet with white hair and a spade tail
The perfect explanation right there.
Wider hips though and b-cup bust.
Like if she put all her stats into hips

>> No.19465451

>>19465431
Good man, you'll get there in time.
I meant art more than anything but we'll see.

>> No.19465456

>>19465439
rude even old men have standards

>> No.19465460

>>19465339
>You'll never be Druella's boyfriend.
>You'll never bully the back of her throat with your cock.
>You'll never bully her tits day in and day out.
>You'll never bully her ass with your hand until it's as red as she's blushing.
>You'll never bully her womb until she's pregnant.
>You'll never bully her finger by putting an extravagant ring on it and making her cry.

>> No.19465462

>>19465444
>b-cup
Nice. Probably heretical to the Sabbath but that would be great.

>> No.19465463

>>19465403
You're confusing her with Mari and Illassa

>> No.19465466

>>19465463
They're all the same.

>> No.19465478

>>19465006
Fixing the copier

>> No.19465481

>>19465466
They're all the same in that they're all olev!

>> No.19465500

>>19465481
You misspelled SHIT

>> No.19465507 [SPOILER] 
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>>19465500
And then anon was never heard of again.

>> No.19465513
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>"Hey, runt. Why don't you go hop in bed? Auntie will come and...tuck you in."

>> No.19465515

>>19465507
I wonder if you yanked on that tail, would it stretch?

>> No.19465530

>>19465507
I don’t understand the whole not liking certain girls at all leads to getting raped by them meme, isn’t that the opposite of what mge is all about?

>> No.19465535

>>19464990
I was thinking that with Kemonono but i think he's done more than one non-furry doujin.

>> No.19465540

>>19465530
Sometimes anons pretend to hate a monstergirl because they want to tempt her to rape them.

>> No.19465541

>>19465530
Im fairly certain no one here has been raped by a monster they dislike.

>> No.19465542

>>19465513
But it's not my bedtime!

>> No.19465546

>>19465513
But I'm 24, Aunt Vera. Tell you what, how about you hop in bed with me because we both know where this is going. Pokemon battles on our Gameboy SPs under the blanket so mom and dad don't catch us up past bedtime.

>> No.19465556

>>19465513
Trying to imagine this when you’ve got an aunt like mine absolutely does not compute.
She’s far too bubbly for hellhounding.

>> No.19465572

>>19465556
>not wanting a bubbly hellhound

>> No.19465582

>>19465572
Not him, but it's hard for me to imagine hellhounds as anything but tomboys

>> No.19465600

>>19465513
As someone who's mom left him with friends who preferred to be called auntie, this is such a big fetish of mine. If my human mom took me over to a monster aunties house while she went out she would have grandkids on the way the next day!

>> No.19465635
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Comfy bugs.

>> No.19465654

>>19465542
It is now.

>> No.19465667

>>19465635
This makes me unreasonably angry for some reason. I need help I guess.

>> No.19465675
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Sylph is best elemental.

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>>19465675
Hell no.

>> No.19465685

I want to surprise my hellhound aunt by pulling her into my bed, kissing her deeply and moaning into her ears, "I'm gonna put so many children into you, we'll have a horde of grandchildren 30 years from now!"

>> No.19465688

>>19465635
Greenworms are the comfiest bug

>> No.19465693

>>19465685
What if she mounts you and says "make it 10"?

>> No.19465696

>>19465635
Shit art.

>> No.19465701
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>>19465682
Dorome>Gnome.

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>>19465685
>"Don't disappoint me, then."

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>>19465434

>> No.19465710

>>19465701
I ain't into retard pussy.

>> No.19465712

>>19465337
Unironically kill yourself.

>> No.19465731

>>19465693
Anon, it's impossible to have grandchildren from a 10 year old. Anyone goes near our daughterus before they're at least 16 and I'll murder them. That's not even a joke. Even if it's an anon from this general. I'd shoot them in the head, take them to a farm here in Kentucky and feed their corpse to some pigs. She'll have to wait for that horde. But it'll be worth it when all our daughters bring their families over on the weekends and the house turns into a mini-festival from all the little ones running around.
>>19465702
Mom and dad are gonna be pissed when they see what we do to my room. That poor bed isn't going to be able to handle the sheer power of the BREEDING we'd be getting into. Come to think of it, the couch might get mangled as well.

They'll be happy though. My hellhound momster will be glad her sister finally got a husband and my dad will be glad that I took after him and got a hellhound wife.

>> No.19465733

Its all fun and games till the neighborhood gremlin decides your golem imotou needs a phase charge mana canon

>> No.19465737

I want a maid who can defy natural law by being able to get pregnant on command.

>> No.19465741

>>19465709
That's the good stuff right there anon.

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19465754

Yuel inspires such carnal desire.

>> No.19465761

>>19465737
Well, if you get the brand new M.A.I.Droid automaton, she has a special semen storage tank that keeps it fresh and virile for up to 3000 days. Then you can just tell her to get pregnant and she'll use some of your pre-loaded cum to start manufacturing some daughters for her Master-User

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>>19465754
>Only one tail
Bitch please.

>> No.19465783

>>19465754
Wouldn't having big jingly bells right next to your huge ears be annoying?

>> No.19465787

>>19465754
Yuel is okay.

>> No.19465791

>>19465754
That's because Yuel has the need.
THE NEED TO BREED

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>>19465710
Rude.

>> No.19465810
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>chinkboat spammer is still desperately trying to get anyone else to give a shit about his chink boats

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>>19465810
Mofu is mofu, regardless of where it comes from.

>> No.19465842

>>19465810
His chin boats are cute, though I wish he'd stop spamming them. I wonder if people will translate more doujins after the game's English release?

>> No.19465850

>>19465842
>English release
Fingers crossed that it won't be censored to hell.

>> No.19465856

>>19465850
GFL can be uncensored if you're rooted, hopefully it's no worse than that.

>> No.19465864

>>19465810
They objectively have a good design. So I'm not going to complain.

>> No.19465866
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19465866

You guys get any cool MGs yet?

>> No.19465877

>>19465866
Fuck this game. I have to constantly filter it out when searching the "squid girl" tag on Sadpanda.

>> No.19465880

>>19465866
Anon please, my has always been cool! At least, thats what she thinks.

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>>19465866
My Vampire sempai is pretty cool. She's hip and happenin', yo.

>> No.19465894

Small snakes with big hearts....and massive cans

>> No.19465898

>>19465877
Don't dis the squid kids

>> No.19465908

>>19465884
>"Like, hey anon! So nice to be back at school! It's been an age- uh, it FEELS like its ebeen an age, haha!"
>You're totally sure this is an ancient vampire that just wants to feel young, but her amazing cleavage on rockin tits and perky smile are enough that you don't mind playing along

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>>19465898
They're nothing but fakers.

>> No.19465914

>>19465909
That purple is so hot, I'd ask her to keep it even when she polymorphed.

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>> No.19465920

>>19465908
I want to show her the joy of young love by going on lots of dates with her before inevitably having passionate, loving sex

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>>19465914
Polymorph you say?

>> No.19465940

>>19465927
>"Otouo~~~ Lets try some leg-locking~~~"

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>>19465909
Kraken is the real faker here.

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>>19465940
But legs are so boring.

>> No.19465960
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>>19465884
Thought that was Kloah for a second.

>> No.19465961

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that valkryies are proud, loyal, and may come in groups

>> No.19465963

>>19465515
>You yank on her tail
>She yanks on your dick
>You're now married since yanking a succ's tail might as well be proposing

>> No.19465978

>>19465961
>harem of Valks
I didn't know I wanted this

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>>19465951
No.

>> No.19465983

>>19465978
They'd be your big, strong, bodyguard group who also gives you tips on how to be more heroic.

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>>19465961
>>19465978
>Valkyries being cuckqueans
Delete this.-

>> No.19465985
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>>19465960
>tfw you will never be adopted by a Kloah-tier momster
Absolute suffering

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>>19465979

>> No.19465988

>>19465884
>butchau
God what a disappointing artist.

>> No.19465990

>>19465985
Someone needs to milk that succ stat.

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>>19465960
>Kloah draws a cute few-panel image or string images featuring some OCs of his
>never expands upon them into a full-on doujin
Though going by how Kuro no Innyu turned out along with his shit taste for MMF that's probably for the better.

>> No.19466000

>>19465984
>being in a harem makes them cucks
Anon, come on. As long as their husband loves them equally, you can hardly call them cuckqueens

>> No.19466011

>massive cuddle pile of Valkyries combining their wing cocoon to surround their husband as they snuggle up
Jesus fuck, I didn't know how much I needed this until now.

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>>19466000
Polygamy goes against the Chief God's teachings.

>> No.19466030

>>19466020
>following the Chief God
So there's the problem

>> No.19466035

How would one go about asking the gods for a gyaru Valk or two?...or three?

>> No.19466042 [SPOILER] 
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>>19465864
What would KC Akagi monsterize into?

>> No.19466048

Big paws for big rubbing and fluff massages

>> No.19466052

I want to teach my automaton waifu to play synthwave.

>> No.19466064

>>19466052
Have her play some Gesaffelstein

>> No.19466065

>>19466035
>Three gyaru valks sauntering up to you as they giggle and suck on suckers seductively
You be careful what you wish for, anon

>> No.19466068

>>19466052
>synthwave
Disgusting.

>> No.19466090

>>19466065
I know what I'm getting into. Give me three gyaru Valkyries with bombshell bodies promising to turn me into a hero stud. Have them wear slutty gold armor and jewelry with leopard print fabrics too, if we're being cliche. My boner level would be maximum.

>> No.19466094
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>>19466048

>> No.19466101

>>19465940
"Huh? Why you downgrade?"

Everythinglocking is great.

>> No.19466102

>>19466090
>I know what I'm getting into
No you don't.

>> No.19466122

>>19466020
What are you talking about? God is whispering that they should all blow Anon together. Surely, such a miracle must mean their union of unions is holy!

>> No.19466131

>>19466122
>God is whispering
The Fallen God you mean

>> No.19466141

>>19466102
Don't worry, Anon. Their spear fighting moves may look a lot like sexy pole dancing and they might do lewd gestures at you when you're looking at them, but they're still good girls. Their wings are pure white, after all. Well, platinum blonde, but still basically the same. What's the worst that could happen?

>> No.19466145

>>19466064
>Gesaffelstein
Excellent taste.

>> No.19466147

>>19466131
Such pure and majestic maidens would never heat the voice of one so debased!

Dark Valk harem soon. Although, having one somehow stay pure might be nice, too.

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>mfw I just realized all the country / gospel(?) / folk music in MGE land would be from wherever Countryside Kingdom exists
>Literally all of our songs that talk about <insert state / county / country> would have MGE landmarks inserted

I will be the one to marry the folk singer Unicorn or my name isn't Beau Regard Hunter.

>> No.19466156

>>19466131
I need that screencap of a greentext about a valkyrie saying God's voice is telling her to slather anon's dick up

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>>19466156

>> No.19466168

>>19466165
Valkyrie is scary, why is God being this scary?

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>>19466147
>spoiler
I'd rather have a radical faction Valkyrie.

>> No.19466171

>>19466154
>Beau Hunter
Truly the perfect husband for a centaur.

>> No.19466172

>>19466165
I guess I have no choice, I can't defy a god.

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>> No.19466177

>>19466168
It's not scary after the first time! You'll like it! OPEN THE FUCKING WINDOW! DEUS VULT!

>> No.19466182

>>19466170
What would a radical faction Valkyrie be like? How would one even be made?

>> No.19466186
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>Embrace your inner darkness

>> No.19466189

>>19466165
>>19466170
Bunyip mask almost fits in with their helmet style.

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>>19466177
My onee-san will protect me!

>> No.19466194

>>19466182
>Radical faction valkyrie
>Plays nothing but powerwolf while flooring it on the highway

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>>19466189
>Australian valkyrie

>> No.19466197

>>19466194
Fukken nice.

>> No.19466198
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Consider the following: fujoshi wight.

>> No.19466199

>>19466190
I want succubus wing hugs.

>> No.19466202

>>19466198
Throw her back in the grave, she's not ready yet.

>> No.19466203
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>>19466154
Whitehorn>POWERGAP>Unicorn

>> No.19466207
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>>19466199
Dragon wing hugs>succubus wing hugs

>> No.19466210
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>>19466203
Anon, please.

We all know that it's White Horn = Unicorn followed by whatever people like. Conventional wisdom one might say.

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>> No.19466215

>>19462238
>Demon
>Kunoichi
>Amazon

>> No.19466223
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Pick your oni.

>> No.19466225

>>19462001
I want that leaky snek

>> No.19466226

>>19466210
Now hold on. Are you telling me the horse of my dreams isn't at least as high as some fake pure girl? Yuck your list and the horse it rode in on.

>> No.19466228

>>19466223
Right. She has more meat on her than the left.

>> No.19466229
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>>19466210
I want to fuck Mako

>> No.19466230

>>19462238
Demon, Kunoichi and Minotaur.

>> No.19466248

>>19466223
Left. Getting teased for days to weeks would be nice.

>> No.19466249

>>19466226
>White horn
>fake anything
Neck yourself.

>> No.19466279

>>19466249
>Doesn't actually know unicorn's secret
Get gored.

>> No.19466289

>>19466170
>Sword has some sort of goo coming off it.
>Armor is only in the breasts and hips, otherwise the torso and the genital areas are exposed.
>Helmet is more of a sweatband around her head, doesn't protect the top.
>Hair is really long, someone could likely grab on to it during a fight.
>Three wings, do I need to say more?
>Chain is just there, because.
Long dress/cape, likely to step and trip on it during a fight.
>Buckler is hovering off her arm, has a few amount of holes.

0/10, apply yourself.

>> No.19466300

>>19466289
She's gonna apply herself to dat dick. Heroes love women, after all.

>> No.19466302
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>>19466289
>Armor is only in the breasts and hips, otherwise the torso and the genital areas are exposed.
Demonic silver protects even the areas it doesn't cover.

>> No.19466305

>>19466302
>When the system is built to support bikini armor

>> No.19466312
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>>19466305
>muh realism
Go back to playing Desert Bus

>> No.19466318

>>19466305
It covers it in a magic film like armor, so they can get right to fucking after beating a man without bothersome armor in the way.

>> No.19466327
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>>19466318
>While obviously not possible to do in-game, a book in The Elder Scrolls tells of a great warrior who did it through heavy armor. This would be a real master-skill perk, but is trumped by it being implied that he was better at it in heavy armor than out.
Is KC an Elder Scrolls fan?

>> No.19466328

>>19465635
Comfy worm butt?

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