/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45164078
That's our Remi! Always failing when it counts!

>>12382024

>>12276368

>>11606595

>>11219362

Wowowo.

Moot made /pol/ to contain stormtards.

Then he makes /lgbt/ to contain tumblr activists

When is he gonna bring back /l/ to contain lolicons? ;_; maybe if we overspam /c/ with enough borderline NWS content we'll get Moot to think about it, if he can make a board called "handsome men" he can make one named "precocious girls"

>>10628841
Ota can't into lewd.

Does anybody have any info on Anonymous Jones? I think I'm in love with him. I've already read every single one of his posts through the archive already.

>>8592185
Is better that way anon, much better.

I endorse this thread. I don't know what it is with Japs, they're so fucking hung up on pants-on-head retarded convoluted conspiracy plots with JUST AS PLANNED everywhere; pussy males and psychopathic bitch characters, "lol these girls flip out and gut each other with knives OUR STORY IS SO FUCKING EDGY."

Sometimes, the best solution involves punching a bitch out. I wish more writers would remember this.

NOOOOOOOOO GET OUT OF MY CLUB

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHEEEEEE!

"I wish they would remake Castlevania."
"Uh huh." You're not really listening to your crappy flatmate as he bitches about videogames. You're far too engrossed in dodging danmaku on Perfect Cherry Blossom.
"Maybe on the Xbox360, but I would prefer it on the PS3."
"PS3 sux." You reply without thinking.
"Why do you always say that?"
You shrug.
Later that night as you lie in bed you wonder what it would be like to play a Castlevania remake. Wiimote-controlled whip? Maybe not. You drift off to sleep. In your dreams you see a huge Castle. It must be Dracula's castle. No, wait, it's not a Castle, it's a Mansion. How could you have made such a silly mistake? You want to get inside but there's a huge wall in front of you. Somebody appears and opens a door in the wall where there was no door before. The figure laughs as you walk through. You turn around to see who the figure was and you catch a glimpse of blond hair before the door shuts and the wall itself vanishes completely, leaving only an open field of grass and trees on the horizon. And that lake over there. You look back at the Mansion. Nothing can stop you now.
Once inside, brandishing your trusty whip, you search for the first boss. She's easy to find, sitting up in bed. Damn! These graphics are good, you think to yourself as she raises an eyebrow at you. She's small, not long out of childhood but obviously a vampire from the wings, the visible fangs and her smooth, perfectly white skin.
"And how did you get in?" She asks with a quizzical look. Her voice is high, sweet and amused.
Wait a second. Why do you have a whip? What was up with that thought about graphics? Since when did dreams feel so real? Your head starts to hurt.

>>5064752
MAYBE I WILL DO THAT STOP YELLING AT ME OR I'LL TELL REI
>>5064761
All purpose flour, white sugar, hot cocoa mix, oil, water. I forgot to say that I forgot to mix it before popping it in the fridge.

Actually I didn't forget to say, I was just too embarrassed to mention it in my post.

>>5039444
WAKE UP!

WE'RE KIDS

WE'RE CUTE

STOP SEXUALIZING US

every repost is a repost

Why do you kids always feel as if you need to make this your board and ignore any order bestowed?

Seriously, this is why /jp/ has become so awful for over the past year.

>>3928964
> /*/
Never speak that name again.

>>3853833
>She probably has a few hairs down there if you look hard enough

NO WAY !!

>Twilight

>>3744241

SHUT UP