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>> No.5064414

>he thinks birds are all one species

>> No.5064418

>>5064414
>he thinks humans are all one race

>> No.5064420

Poor girl.At least people dont eat night sparrows?

>> No.5064425

>>5064418
race =! species

>> No.5064430

>>5064418
wat

>> No.5064427

japanese bird eating Mcdonalds

>> No.5064433

>>5064425
Run a DNA test and you'll find out Jew meat is more expensive.

>> No.5064437
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5064437

I didn't sage.

>> No.5064439

Mystia can't read Ever17.

>> No.5064442
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5064442

>he thinks birds are all one species and thinks that race is the same as species

>> No.5064446

>>5064427
I'm pretty sure it's a Jack-in-the-Box $1 chicken sandwich.

>> No.5064452
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5064452

>>5064446
>implying it's not a Carl's Jr spicy chicken

>> No.5064457

>>5064446
I'll be damned; I think you're right.

>> No.5064464

I don't know. Birds look like all the same shit. I doubt you'd willingly eat anything with five fingers.

>> No.5064467

>>5064464
>I doubt you'd willingly eat anything with five fingers.
>five fingers

I'd question what it was, since nothing has five fingers.

>> No.5064470

that floppy thin as fuck bun reminds me of what Mcdonalds uses. Tho I don't know about jack-in-a-box, none around me.

>> No.5064472

I have a parrot. My parrot's favorite food is chicken. Make of that what you will.

>> No.5064479
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5064479

>>5064467

>> No.5064480
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5064480

ITT fast food newfriends

I'm so fucking pro I'm gonna eat some goddamn donuts at 2am to celebrate.

>> No.5064487

>>5064467
>>5064467
what, never heard of the dude born with 10 fingers, and two posable thumbs? his parents didn't notice until he was three. neither did the doctors. sad really.

>> No.5064492

>>5064467
Triple amputees do.

>> No.5064491

>>5064472
people eat monkey brains. so really...

>> No.5064497
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>>5064467
SORRY 10 FINGERS. I DOUBT YOU WOULD WILLINGLY EAT ANYTHING WITH 10 FINGERS i mean 20 IF YOU COUNT OUR TOES OR IF YOU DONT COUNT OUR THUMBS MAYBE 8 OR 18 FINGERS WOULD YOU LIKE THAT MR? WOULD YOU LIKE TO EAT SOMETHING WITH FINGERS AS MUCH AS YOU DO?

>> No.5064520

>>5064497
You're cute.

>> No.5064524

>>5064497
Why yes, yes I would. Humans are considered a deliquesce amongst us Youkai.

>> No.5064530

>>5064480
Enjoy your donuts.

I'm going to continue eating my delicious slow-cooked boerwors.

>> No.5064555

>>5064530
I'm starting to wonder if he really did go get donuts. Wikipedia/Google spells it "boerewors" by the way. I had to look it up because I didn't know what it was, fatty.

>> No.5064569

>>5064555
Both spellings are legit, as is "boer wors". It just means "farmer-sausage" in Afrikaans, much the same way as "bratwurst" means "fry-sausage" is German.

>> No.5064575

Fuck, now I want donuts too. Real ring donuts with cinnamon sugar sprinkled over them, not those shitty glazed and/or filled american abominations.

>> No.5064577

FUCKING DONUTS AW YEAH, THANKS FOR INSPIRING ME TO GET SUCH A DELICIOUS TREAT /JP/

>> No.5064586

>>5064575
>Real ring donuts with cinnamon sugar sprinkled over them

They serve those at the dining halls here at breakfast, among others. Never had them though.

>> No.5064588

>>5064577
>/JP/
What is this I don't even

>> No.5064584
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>>5064575
GET SOME GET SOME GET SOME

>> No.5064593

>>5064577
enjoy being fat, fatty

>> No.5064595

>>5064588
/JP/ JEALOUS PUSSIES CUZ I GOT DONUTS AND YOU DONT

>> No.5064597

>>5064586
They are glorious, and best when they're straight out of the deep-fryer, into the cinnamon sugar, then into your mouth.

>> No.5064600

Fuck you guys! You're making me hungry for junk food. I doubt there are any farmer sausage places or donut shops at 2am.

>> No.5064602

>>5064593
even bein fat i can stil smash u man thats why im just gon keep eatin - give u a chance by weighin myself down u kno

>> No.5064605
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>>5064600
It's 2am here and they were open, so you never know.

>> No.5064609

>>5064597
I usually just get the eggs, and maybe the pancakes/waffles/french toast they might have; otherwise Cherrios.

>> No.5064611
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5064611

>>5064600
Make some mug brownies, then!

>> No.5064612

>>5064602
ur gona smash every1 with ur gravity at this rate

>> No.5064619

>>5064612
ether way im num1 an i win so u kno wat dats all tha maters

im gon kil u an ul dy sad and regrets an im gon dy after knowin i was fat an joly

>> No.5064623

>>5064609
>waffles
>maybe

FUCK YOU WAFFLES ARE THE BEST FOOD EVER

Now I'm gonna go get me some cinnamon sugar ring donuts. 9:22pm here means the supermarket's still open. I can't get fresh ones but I can get a dozen cold ones....

>> No.5064631

>>5064611
>Cocoa powder.
I don't think I have any of those. The closest I have his hot coco powder and that's only in terms of spelling.

>> No.5064649

>>5064631
Close enough.

>> No.5064710

>>5064623
Mmm, fuck yes donuts. I only ended up buying a half-dozen pack, but I grabbed an 8-pack of ginger kisses too, so it's all good.

>> No.5064717

>>5064710
Good job, donutfriend

>> No.5064744

>>5064710
Goddamnit, just when I was able to forget about the fucking donuts! You're really pushing me, guys.

>> No.5064749

>>5064611
I just made this and it's crunchy as hell. It also makes fizzling noises in my mouth, like when you have sour candy in your mouth while you drink soda.

>> No.5064752

>>5064749
SHOULDA JUST MADE REAL BROWNIES

OR GOT FUCKING DONUTS

>> No.5064761

>>5064749
It shouldn't do that. You're not the guy with no cocoa powder are you? Also did you use self-raising flour instead of regular flower maybe? There's nothing else in there that could cause fizzing....

>> No.5064764

>>5064761
>regular flower
>flower
Fuck I must be tired.

>> No.5064781
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5064781

>>5064752
MAYBE I WILL DO THAT STOP YELLING AT ME OR I'LL TELL REI
>>5064761
All purpose flour, white sugar, hot cocoa mix, oil, water. I forgot to say that I forgot to mix it before popping it in the fridge.

Actually I didn't forget to say, I was just too embarrassed to mention it in my post.

>> No.5064788
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>>5064781
okay im sorry please don't, i want to sleep soon

i-i hope you can make something tasty for yourself!

>> No.5064789

>>5064781
And by fridge, I mean microwave. I really need a donut.

>> No.5064798

>>5064781
>hot cocoa mix
This may be an issue here. Cocoa powder != drinking cocoa
Also >fridge
You're doing it wrong.

>> No.5064813

>>5064798
But you said it was close enough!

I'm stilling eating it, because itt still tastes like a brownie at least.

>> No.5064820
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>>5064813
You're so moe, anon. I love you.

Am I moe too?

>> No.5064850

>>5064813
I didn't say it was close enough, that was some other guy interjecting.

>> No.5064860
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5064860

>>5064820
You'll have to try harder than that. I'm a tough cookie, unlike the rest of these anons here you've infatuated.

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5064871

>>5064860
That's okay, love doesn't need to be rushed. I'll keep trying my hardest for you and my feelings for you won't falter, even if it takes awhile I won't give up because you're very special to me!

>> No.5064890
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5064890

>>5064871
D-DON'T THINK YOU CAN SWAY MY HEART WITH SUCH CHEAP WORDS LIKE THAT!

>> No.5064895

>>5064871
CurryButt you are posting way to much /a/ content as far as images go. If you want /a/ go post in /a/.

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>>5064895

>> No.5064911
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>>5064890
I'm only speaking from the heart, Anon. I would never use words to control you, I just want you to know how I feel deep down.

I think just like life love finds a way, and Anon, I love you! And even if the time you will love me back doesn't come, I will keep loving you always!

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5064918

>>5064895

>> No.5064942

>Currybutt
>Uiharu avatarfag almost always
>Gives really meaningless generic advice, and acts moe
What did I miss?

>> No.5064945
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5064945

>>5064942
You missed your tears coming out of your ass you butthurt little bitch.

>> No.5064946
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5064946

>>5064942
Nothing. Same old FaggotButt.

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5064949

>>5064947

>> No.5064947

>>5064945
Take it to /b/.

>> No.5064952

>>5064945
What's your sleep schedule like CurryButt? It's 3:40 and even I'm getting tired

>> No.5064958
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5064958

>>5064952
I live in the same timezone as you, but my sleep schedule is all over the place. I'll probably go soon because I woke up early today by mistake.

I thought my phone said it was 12:10 but it actually said 10:12 and I didn't realize until after I showered and all that.

Am I moe?

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5064968

>>5064911
Y-you...I...
SH-SHUT UP ALREADY!! This is pointless. You are such a fool CurryButt, so quit wasting your time and go to bed already!!

>> No.5064969

>>5064958
Sure bro

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>>5064968
Okay, sense you're worried about me needing rest I'll go. I'll miss you a lot though, but I'll be okay because I know we'll see each other again tomorrow. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, they say.

Goodnight, I hope you have a nice sleep when you end up going to bed.

>> No.5064989

>>5064949
that made me laugh for some reason.

>> No.5064990
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5064990

>>5064968
O-oh and I-I love you, Anonymous!

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>>5064952
>>5064958
Hey, I'm in the same time zone too! Are we buddies now?

>> No.5064993

>>5064991
Yes, I hope we can be good friends, but bye for now.

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