/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45163014
Look I'm sorry I called you a brat, but you're kind of proving my point here with this, no?

>>45163014
Heh, I will die and you will continue to look like a child for eternity...

gunuguniruh?!?!

>>45163014
The fuck is a "dotard"?
Also, can you stop bothering me? I don't even know who you are, and your chuuni talk makes me wish it stays that way.

getting stabbed is still less painful than smelling her feet

>>45163014
That's not the Gungnir

>>45163014
https://files.catbox.moe/b3xgt3.webm
I pin her down and do this
GIWIWS

>>45163014
"Sakuya, your daughter is causing trouble again!"

>>45163769
Prove it.

>>45163769
"W-what?" Remilia asked taken aback
"For starters how are you even touching it? That thing was supposed to be made out of sunbeams, shouldn't it be hurting you?"
The vampire looked flustered now "Well you see uuuh... Patchouli! Patchouli put a protective spell on it that makes it so it doesn't hurt me" her confidence regained she readies her spear
"What about that cross?"
"What about it?" Remilia stammered
"What do you mean what about it, the cross is very clearly a symbol of Christianity but the spear is of nordic origin so why would it have one of those?"
Remilia seemed to be sweating now "A-ah...that's because...i-i did it to assert my dominance! I carved the cross on it" she laughed evilly
"That doesn't make any sense, the Gungnir is supposed to be indestructible and even if it were to break it would just repair itself"
Remilia chocked mid laughter "I-i uuuh...Made it...I...I changed it's fate so that it becomes breakable! My power of changing fates is absolute after all" Remilia made a smug face after her answer, some spit from the coughing still on her face
"Wait so now it's breakable?"
"Ye-no! After i changed it i made it so it's fate was to be unbreakable again!" She said while making a dramatic pose
"Did you also change the material? Because I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be made of gold and that doesn't look like gold"
"I painted it!" Remilia began sweating again
"That's not good for spears"
'I mean yeah i changed the materials when i corrupted it!" her face began turning red
"Wait, if you corrupted it then why did you need to put a protection spell on it?
Remilia began panting heavily, her face was crimson at this point
"You probably could have just made a spear foe yourself at that po-"
"ENOUGH!" she roared
"I WILL NOT BE MADE TO LOOK LIKE A FOOL BY THE LIKES OF YOU!" after her exclamation she threw the spear at me with all her might, causing a small sonic boom in the process and missing me entirely as well
Remilia stood there tears growing in the corners of her eyes
'It's not supposed to miss either"

Remider that Remi is a light eater so she won’t succ you dry

>>45164078
Charisma break incoming!

>>45163014
Bad news.
Beryl Circle.

>>45163014
Fool! You could have never predicted this!

>>45164078
Typical of the bat brat. I want to pat her head after she gets caught lying and cries.

>>45164078
so this is what they refering to "youkai are weak to psycological attacks"

>>45164078
Mistress...

>>45170721
Looks delicious.

>>45163014
no u niger

>>45164078
>made out of sunbeams
>Gungnir is supposed to be indestructible
Were those really attributes of the mythological Gungnir that I somehow missed or I am missing a reference to something else?
>>45167276
If it does pierce/lightning damage would that nulify the attack?
I think no enemy had a 2 atributte attack in SoTN tho

>>45174371
I'll be honest i just looked up gungnir and took information from a random site

>>45163014
kid, this is a wendy's

aren't you supposed to be in school or something? where's your mum and dad?

>>45163014
Who're you calling a DOTArd? I bet ojou-sama is a LoL player

>>45174371
>Were those really attributes of the mythological Gungnir that I somehow missed or I am missing a reference to something else?
For the record Remi obviously doesn't know either, and that was worse than it being painted red

>>45163014
And the Remi woke up.

>>45163014
"Look, Remi...... we've been married for two years, now. Just because I ate the strawberry you secretly wanted but didn't want to admit doesn't mean you can make death threats. Keep this up and I won't make those parfait you like anymore when Sakuya gets too busy to do it."

https://youtu.be/AYpVrYFg5uo?si=q5sVWfhjn-r5cm3E
This came out a few days ago

>>45163014
I bet Remi can't even pronounce "Gungnir". How about that now huh?

*wet filling noises*

>>45164078
You know, I understand the whole “facts and logic” thing gets tossed around a little too often and is used ironically in many cases, but here? Remi just got straight up reality checked. She may be able to kill our intelligent and knowledgeable hero here even without her fake ass spear, but it won’t undo the utter ownage she suffered.

>>45164078
Not pictured: Sakuya off to the side with a nosebleed as she watches her mistress charisma break

I want to feed Remilia raw garlic

>>45187535
I want to feed her my dick.

>>45187535
she italian she likes garlic

>>45189641
Remi doesn't like garlic because it burns.
Flan likes the taste because it's spicy.
But Remi loves truffles. Flan does not.
And Sakuya can't handle anything spicy or sour.
Patchouli can't handle movement.

>>45170721
>>45170753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SlWegS2sS0

>>45185393
What’s wrong with Sakuya

https://youtu.be/x7WzWySS0L0

>>45164078
That's our Remi! Always failing when it counts!

>>45201863
cute

>>45201885
Those images are so old holy shit

>>45201811
She's a bit of a sadist

Want a hug from the mistress

>>45163014
I love you.

post your oldest Remiry pic

>>45163014

>>45189641
Remi is French.

>>45216646
Correct. She is a French lady from the area of Normandy, and her sister is named after the French Flanders area. Plus, the French maid that caters to their every whim, and the mansion is styled after a French mansion with Italian decorations.

>>45164078
>It's not supposed to miss
HOLY FUARG, MY HERO!!!!!

>>45217417

>>45216646
>Remi French
explains why she's afraid of baths

>>45217373
Flan is Flemish

>>45217373
I always liked to imagine that she moved to Romania to really go hard at LARPing as a descendant of Tepes.

Remi and Flan are brits and were given french names cause that was the fashionable thing to do.
Sorry anon, but your cute little vampires are ANGLO

>>45221583
they can't be since they're not ugly

>>45221612
Inferior latin genes SEETHING that they have nothing to do with the cute remimi and fran

>>45224834
Oh good lord what is wrong with that SA80, it's like they made a baby one for Remi and then stretched out the barrel and handguard like it was made of rubber

>>45163014
I lost to Remilia again in EoSD :(

>>45225645
Don't forget the plug bayonet.
I think Sakuya found a toy one and put a pointy thing on it to make it look less kiddy for Remy to play soldiers with.

>>45221583
Remi and Flan are technically proto-French. They are from 1502 and 1507, respectively. That puts them in a time period where the French and English had a weird mesh thing going on, and the French and British upper classes copied each other a lot, with the English trying to copy as much French lifestyle, language, and appearance as possible. It wasn't until later that they decided to split and really be their own things.
Proof of them being Norman French descent, besides everything else that proves it from above, is that they have two weapons from/named from Norse gods. That came from the Normans. The English were a bit salty back then towards the Normans, and if the Scarlets were purely English upper class they wouldn't name their most powerful abilities after the ones that were giving them trouble a few generations before- it would be unbecoming of them.

>>45225661
I think I lost 4 1CCs on her last spellcard.
Touhou is much harder when you can't just press X to win.

>>45224834
Sorry euroniggers, but Remilia is a Turkish princess.

>>45225973
Oh yeah? Well then explain this!

We wuz dracula n shiet

What would you do if were in this situation?
(also where are the english subs for this thing)

>>45232076
Well obviously as we can see from this short clip alone, trying to fight back or resist physically won’t do much. Our best hope would be to out charisma the mistress and talk our way out of being hurt and/or killed.

>>45232076
>"shota"
Lafcadio Hearn is a girl or possibly time splitted yukari in Hifuu Club Activity Record

Remi is so small, just pick her up and she can't do anything.

>>45233852
Blacked.

>>45232076
What the hell is this from?

>>45234412
She loves it.

>>45232076
Hod I wish Remi would kill me as she straddles me

>>45234412
>>45234711
Not everyday you get to meet your favourite actor.

>>45163014
You meant to say "dullard", right? What a dork.

>>45232076
Sex?

>>45221583
>>45221612
They have no native britton genes which is why they are not ugly

>>45235859
Nonsense, they're full-blooded Northumbrians.
Why do you think Remi likes red bricks so much? It reminds her of her home.

>>45232076
Ah, she used to be so charismatic and a dark beauty. But I suppose the usual dorky ojou-sama is fine too...

>>45235875
Umbria in italy though

>>45163014
Be quite dumbmpire

>>45163014
Dumb bratty mistress, I see you require correction. I'm going to impale you with very own "Gungnir" and blow my "Danmaku" all over your inside.

>>45235786
It is you who is the dullard for not realizing the dotard is still an applicable term in this context.

>>45163014
bruh kys monster u are low-key sus AF in dis world FR FR no cap

>>45245060
W-what the fuck is she saying???
I don't speak black!! Go away, I don't have any crack you monkey!!

>>45245074
Black? Clapback you deadass steal senpai's souls, and make them your simps!

>>45244599
Holy cringe.

>>45220907
>Flan is Flemish
woohoo, holy roman representation

>>45246664
Anon, you do know where you are right? That particular post isn't even that bad. Have you seen the HSE Threads?

>>45246664
Faggot kill yourself.

Remilia is Romanian and she's my wife

>>45232076
beat her up and feed her onions beans cause I'm not a shota

>>45255405
fuck 4chink and these outdated censors

>>45255405
I wish you a slow and painful death. May you stub your toe, may your food be cold and your plate be hot, may you always have a phantom itch where you just can't reach, and may your tongue always sit awkwardly in your mouth. Leave my beautiful wife alone.

>>45255405
>feed her onions

do you mean garlic?

>>45255405
She;s thinking about thos beans

>>45265299
Dying because you got the vampire lore wrong, probably happens a lot seeing how their weaknesses vary.

>>45265299
He means s-oy, 4chink still has that stupid filter in place, and vampires are treated like a kind of oni in Gensokyo

>>45264510
u mad?

>>45232076
Nothing

>>45273583
Remiflan

>>45267393
I wonder if you could defeat an oni by bathing a sword in sᴏy juices like it was some kind of holy water.

>>45272860
no shit he is u ain't got the brains of a friggin toad!!!!

>>45245060
What is a nigger ? A miserable pile of shit.

>>45274714
Cute!

Going to the (indoor) pool with the Mistress!

>>45274913
Shut up!!

Hey guys quit it, or else she'll tell Miss Sakuya on you and then you'll really get it!

This thread is barely clinging to life, just like Remi!

>>45299951
That’s what she gets for being a 500 year old chunni DORK! Let’s all give her a wedgie and pour beans down her back!

>>45300248
surely nothing bad can come of this?

>>45300473
If you can do it, it means Sakuya's letting it happen

>>45300518
That's Flan though.
No one can discipline Flan.

>>45304021
I could correct her, Flan feels like she'd be far more fun to bully since she would be totally unused to it

>>45305480
Flan is already taken.

>>45311936
What’s she doing?

>>45316521
At some point in all of this, we forgot that the real prize was to see Remimi's smile.
Remimi IS a cute! Pat her head!

>Remilia is actually one of the nicer Youkai despite her chuuni ways.
>LETS BULLY HER!
This is why bitches like Yukari are the norm.

>>45316574
We bully Yukari too.

>>45316553

>>45317516
Oh no she’s derpy and adorable

>>45318476
the mistress is very charismatic

>>45167302
Do not die die the Remi!

>>45318586
Absolutely adorkable. Would headpat the bat and be wholly unable to resist her charisma.

>>45248668

>>45163014
I want to touch Remilia's huge wings

>And now, human, that you are worthless to me, you shall have the honor of dying to-

>>45331621
I don’t think a “mere” firearm is going to hurt, let alone actually kill this monstrous and vainglorious child.

>>45331621
I doubt that firearm was blessed by JMB (PBUH), or had anything to do with him. In fact, I think that's just a knockoff of God's Ultimate Weapon, as passed on to us through His other son.

>>45331640
>>45331694
A mere demon spawn child is nothing compared to the power of God and God's own cartridge.

>>45331944
you daft dimwit, even Blade had to spend like.. four hundred thousand on special cartridges. Eating some French food would be more effective

>>45208342
You're weak. I want to give a hug to Remilia. Guess who she will prefer.

>>45299951
What a nice drawing. Probably my favorite one in the thread.

>>45318799
Nothing wrong with a little self defense.

>>45331621
A chunk of Remilia's skull was blown off but all that seemed to do was make her stagger back half a step. The wound begins closing on its own as she resumed speaking. "...the honor of dying to the Scarlet Devil herself. Do not interrupt when you betters are speaking to you. Brutish behavior such as this is precisely why you are no longer worth keeping. Now, b-" He fired another shot, this time aiming for the vampire's heart. Once again, all that seemed to do was momentarily interrupt her speech. Remilia almost seemed more disappointed in him than angry. "Unworthy of it as you are, I had thought to do you a final courtesy but all you have done tonight is prove that you truly are unworthy of even that." Before he could pull the trigger again, she had crossed the distance between the two of them and thrust her arm though into his rib cage. He felt an unbearable surge of pain as she gripped his heart and yanked it out. The human was not even able to fully process what had happened before he dropped dead. The vampire tossed the heart aside again began walking away. "You are unfit even for consumption. I will have your remains taken into the forest where your equals can feast upon your carcass like the lowly beasts that they are."

A most terrible night for this poor gunman but a wonderful one for Rumia, who ate unusually well that night.

imagine remilla on your lap sucking your blood while sakuya is wrapped around your arm

giwtwm

Imagine waking up to this

>>45351163
They better not be pissing on me.

Anyone else like to headcanon her as being an adult? Not for lewd reasons, I think it's cooler even though kid Remi is canon.

>>45351263
I like imagining both sisters to be at least in their mid teens.

>>45351091
>A chunk of Remilia's skull was blown off but all that seemed to do was make her stagger back half a step. The wound begins closing-
BANG BANG
More chunks of her head start being blasted off.
BANG BANG
Remilia keeps standing with only her jaw still attached, tiptoeing around randomly.
BANG BANG
The rounds pierce through her lungs, with most of her brains blown out she cannot even feel it.
BANG
A bullet pierces her heart and she flops over motionless.
"Seven plus one, count 'em you gosh darn chupacabra mexican."
The stranger does a backflip and dabs on her twiching, mostly motionless body before jumping on his conveniently off-camera horse and galloping away.
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
Hours later her stump finishes regrowing into a new head. Remilia stands up to look around, just to notice that the gunman ran off and took some of her heirlooms as war trophies.
"M-mweeeh..." she stammers with tears in her eyes, crying like a little BITCH.

>>45351272
Dante vs Remilia.

>>45351272
Rude

>>45351091
The likely true ending.

>>45351272
The better and hard to unlock ending.

>>45163014
Is she English? She wrote to Kosuzu in English and has an English surname.

>>45351462
italian. Flan is french

>>45351462
They are both from a time period where the English and French were kind of ambiguously mixed together. They both have more leaning to French, but it could be said that they have English ties. Their whole thing is having French mansion, French maid, Norman French weapons, etc, while speaking English and French as was popular at the time for both sides of the aristocracy. Flan is named after French Flanders near modern day Belgium, and Remilia is named after the Italian form of "Emilia". Patchouli is English, Koakuma being unknown since she's probably a summoned demon from the Ars Goetia or the orignal work it was copied from, Meiling is from the Sino-French war in Shanghai, and Sakuya is more than likely a Londoner from old with her spell cards and mannerisms, but may just be a French maid that worked for the English households of "nobility", as was the norm in the late 17-early 1900's-ish, though she has a pocket watch from Waltham (I know, it's probably just Zun snatching art) in the US, but it could be a luxury import from Remi, and she may be Eastern European, even, but there's no way to tell (thanks for never following through, Zun, you drunk asshat).

>>45351091
The only outcome-fuck that guy.

>>45351107
Don't have to imagine. Remi is sucking blood while being held in the lotus position and being lovingly filled in more than one way. Sakuya would never intrude on such things.

>>45351263
She's an adult trapped in the body of a young girl, who would be considered an adult or child depending on time period. She has the mind of one, but the play drive of a girl and the prey drive of a hunter.

>>45351272
Cuck.
>>45351277
Dante wouldn't target her because she's not a mindless or sadistic killer. Devils who show restraint and compassion are left alone.

>>45351462
The surname was given, so original could be anything, and pronunciation could be altered over time. "Scarlet", "Scarlette", "Escarlete", etc.

>>45352169
>Dante wouldn't target her because she's not a mindless or sadistic killer. Devils who show restraint and compassion are left alone.
I could see the initial encounter being based on a misunderstanding but they team up to do some wacky shit later once it's cleared up.

>>45331621
>>45351091
its ok anon. Im with you. If remilia had to kil you, that means she could'n extract anything value from you, so she will have to search for another basedboy wimp to cater to her pointless capricious whims. as long as there are rebelious and righteous people , the vampire scums will never have it easy or have peace.
better to die on your feet than to serve in bondage.
>>45352169
>Dante wouldn't target her because she's not a mindless or sadistic killer. Devils who show restraint and compassion are left alone.
Funny, she didn't show any compassion nor restraint to the gunner who she know he didn't have a chance (she didn't go for non letal reduction of an assailant)

>>45352870
It's on the gunman for not following villain monologue rules.

>>45352870
Then you're a fool who misses the point. The true gentleman makes her see him as her equal and rules by her side.

And she was playing a bit and acting out her part of a play when the asshole pulled a gun and shot her. He best be thankful he got off lightly by being killed quick and painlessly. He could've been hogtied and dropped at Eirin's ball crushing factory after being forced into a time loop by Kaguya because she's a (moon)bitch like that.

>>45352922
Not even sure who the guy was. First we're reciting a play for the upcoming Christmas party, next thing some jackass comes strolling through the mansion doors and pulling an Alec Baldwin. What'd he expect?

>>45353090
>Then you're a fool who misses the point.
she never had a point to begin with
>The true gentleman makes her see him as her equal and rules by her side.
vampires would never see anyone as equal, a byproduct of their proudfull yet parasitic culture
>What'd he expect?
being capture alive for interrogation?

>>45353677
Mmm.....no, very unwise.

>>45353677
>being capture alive for interrogation?
He knows damn well he would have been captured and slowly drained for blood at best.

>And now, human, that you are worthless to me, you shall have the honor of dying to-

>>45358590

>>45351091
>>45351272
In toho canon vampires can only regrow limbs, one bullet to heart or beheading would kill her, partially blown off head would maybe regrow but she'd be retarded for a while after.
At least refer to official material when writing fanfics

>>45358637
Even the heart isn't accurate. If the whole body is destroyed except the head, they can regenerate fully within a single nights span of time. In order to kill them, it's a multistep process that's a closely guarded secret. And even then, thanks to the way Gensokyo handles belief and thought forms, even if completely "eradicated", they'd just respawn like a videogame character like goat girl did in the Blood Pools.

>>45358876
Pretty sure it said "as long as head is attached to the body" and not "as long as head remains"
>thanks to the way Gensokyo handles belief and thought forms, even if completely "eradicated", they'd just respawn like a videogame character
Just tell humans in the village that vampire from the mansion died from bronchitis, they won't know any better
>it's a multistep process that's a closely guarded secret
Leave out on the sun? Throw in a lake? Cover in beans?

>>45358590
This reminds me of that episode of Love Death Robots where a youkai hunter defeats a kitsune ny throwing a bucket of piss on her.

>>45359080
Nope. Just the head remaining.

And it would take more than the villagers just being told, they'd have to be fully convinced. Which is an issue for anyone trying, as the entirety of the place has checks and balances to prevent such a thing. And they were technically separated from human-specific belief and were able to self-actualize as a whole, so it basically boils down to that annoying kid you were play fighting: "I killed you." "NUH UH, I HAD INBULNERABILITY! IT DIDN'T COUNT!"

And the beans, water, and sun (and cross, which does nothing for these two in particular) only weaken them. But assuming, again, that the body goes kaput....they just asspull a respawn because "reasons". The only way to remove them would be for them to actually break the specific rules the higher ups have in place, and even then these two are bound by an unbreakable contract by some rules lawyer from Hell. Only other option is Reimu going Crimson Slasher, by there goes her (meager) livelihood and she's coming after you with her bullshit no-clip haxx because you took away her tea time and she'd actually have to work.

>>45358590
>>45358620
Imagine getting doused in Aussie piss and then fucking cleaved in half by a oversized Bowie knife.

>>45359154
Just cut some trees and whole geysokyo goes kaput, ez game no re.
Also it's piss easy to make villagers believe shit, most official toho manga revolve around characters trying to find out where absurd, vague rumors are coming from, and most of the time they're either completely accidental or started from some youkai scarping the barrel for belief-fuel.
A human with half a brain could start a rumor that would massacre all youkai, which is what Yukari is afraid of, but she's incompetent to stop it if someone with actual intent to do that happened to be in the village. That's probably why Suika is trying to fix Onis' reputation.

>>45359813
Just imagine the shock Remi will go through as she receives half a liter of Australian gold in a mason jar to the face and dress.

>>45361744
No matter how hard she kills him the memory of being drenched in piss will never leave her.

>>45361744
It will be even more shcoking for the protagonists who will discover that his arrows hits their bounding box, which is twice their size, and not their hitbox.

>>45361744
>>45361799
I guess you can say she’s pissed off. Or on in this case. And even when she kills hims the dude is likely to respawn while she’ll always have to carry that terrible shame for the rest of her immortal life.

>>45361813
Lucksman moment.

>>45359953
Rumors about things actually happening in the village are very different from spreading supposed ways of killing vampires.

>>45362430
Hey, somebody gets it.
And it's hard to change perception on this for the villagers considering they've watched her and her sister tank the sun, one handed carry a 100 year old tree through the village, be as strong as an ink and as fast as a tengu, etc, etc.
Kinda hard to think differently when you see a young girl toss a building like a paper ball.

(Seriously though, I get people screwing around and being little shits about certain characters but some of the most hateful, retarded, and mentally fucked up perverts with a perpetual hate boner seem to always have it out for Remilia. Even those against Flandre don't give her so much hate. And out of all the characters in Touhou you all could pick from, Remilia just hangs out in her room reading manga and being a gremlin. Why not any of the other little shits? It don't make sense)

>>45362750
They just don't like how popular she is.

>>45363038
lmao how is she ever going to recover from that?

>>45363064
Elegantly, and with charisma and nobility. You've never had a custom-made antique chippendale for personal use to flex on the poor?

In case of emergency...

Suddenly, Remilia's powers vanish!

>>45363239
That's handy. I was never sure of what order you were supposed to tap out the sign.

>>45362750
>most hateful, retarded, and mentally fucked up perverts with a perpetual hate boner seem to always have it out for Remilia
oh hey, that's literally me!
Also Flan is just better, stronger, more popular and has cooler wings!
>>45363038
Nobody ever brings up the original, hand-scribbled by ZUN himself high chair

>>45363317
NOOOOOOOO REMILIA CAN'T BE THIS LAME!!

>>45363317
She's sitting in an old style chair that was designed to have a half table specifically for tea time. It's not a high chair.

>>45363239
This does nothing to her or her sister. They collect crosses for fun. YahWeh is "weak" in Gensokyo and Jesus is treated as just some guy that could resurrect like over half of the people living inside the barrier.

>>45363560
Yeah?
Check THIS out

>>45363647
So we have to beat her up and then have a party with her, followed by her competing with Byakuren as the false messiah and youkaichrist?

What's funny is that the original wing artwork for Remi looks like wings, and she may be "related" to the other PC-98 chick I can't remember the name of. So even when Patchouli says something about people thinking she's like an angel/red mist looks like angel wings, Remi goes "yeah, I know I'm hot shit, but a devil that looks like an angel? Lol, okay. *sip*"

>>45363317
How much stronger

>>45351272
no tio no.

one big fart and you'll fall apart

>>45353677
you know what, your face is a > byproduct of their proudfull yet parasitic culture !!!

>>45359080
>Pretty sure it said "as long as head is attached to the body" and not "as long as head remains"
>頭以外が吹き飛ぶ怪我を負っても一晩で元通りになるという
>they can recover within a single night even when their body is blown away, so long as their head is intact.
PMiSS vampire article.
I think it's pretty much a Jojo ref, but honestly in regeneration this would be more than jojovampires but similar strength and pain tolerance I think.
Makes me wonder if for regenerating beings a machete would be better than a handgun since if you chop some muscles or limbs you can at least stop them from moving.
But on the other hand projectiles getting stuck inside the body might impede movement and regeneration.
Although I guess it's impossible to tell since such types of regeneration don't exist irl.

>>45364426
Depends on what kind of regeneration and whether it pushes out bullets like regeneration does in some media.

>>45364463
True, forgot about that. Wonder if things like barbed arrow tips would be effective then, or things to big to push out like in(ironically) impalement.
But I guess most works don't expand much on regeneration. And I also guess it's hard to experiment if you got a regenerating creature chasing you.

>>45364346
Try again next time, anon. You can do it.

>>45364426
Makes sense that ZUN didn't overthink it and just referenced Jojo for his vampire facts at the time. There's that whole chuuni line about bread after all.

>>45363560
No, He is omnipresent and not weak in Gensokyo. He simply doesn't have any followers because everyone follows the deluded retarded faith otherwise known as shinto.
>"Muh 8 morbillion gods!!!"

>>45363038
No shit sherlock, Remilia is a loli, of course she sits in baby chair

>>45367177
Then that kind of punches a hole in the idea god is omnipotent then. Otherwise he would halt people being killed and oppressed if not outright wipe out that land of demons like it’s neo-Sodom and Gomorrah.

>>45367353
Seems like a variation of the "If God is omnipotent, why does he allow evil" argument. If that's the case, then that argument (as with the tens of other stale arguments used by atheists to justify their disbelief) has been debunked.
(St. Thomas Aquinas, ST.I.Q22.A2.Rep2)
https://files.catbox.moe/3f7kq9.txt

>>45367392
That's not a debunking at all. The existence of "the plan of universal nature" as something that sets constraints on what God can and cannot do makes him very much not omnipotent. Aquinas is just coping and making excuses.

>>45367392
>>45367177
I like thinking about how a christian would fare in Gensokyo as much as the next guy, but this is basically powertiering with God. There is a reason no one likes powertier autists.

>>45368170
There is a reason no one outside of your hugboxes likes outspoken "antchi-chtheists". Go outside, retard. Take a walk. Attend a sermon, better yet.

>>45368239
You wouldn't happen to be a devout catholic by any chance

>>45368277
Devout? Check. Catholic? Nope.
I'm a Protestant. I respect all denominations, regardless, though.

I never cared about loli but the mistress makes me rock hard.

>>45368239
The only outspoken off-topic shitposter here is you. This is the Remi thread, not sand cult scripture study group.

>>45368401
Then go ahead and post about Remi! No one's stopping you! Like I will.

>>45368170
These threads are already pretty much powertier threads centered around Remi because of fags that make posts like OP and >>45351091 that naturally attract >>45351272 kinds of replies.

So the obvious takeaway here is to not rely on gawd or that useless shrine maiden (who Remi is probably paying/bribing to prevent her from getting merked) if we want to see her slain. Which is why I have a likely full-proof plan to destroy her once and for all and maybe her edgy sister rice pudding too.

>>45232076
source...please?

>>45368734
Ruining her economically by giving every SDM inhabitant multiple kids to look after!

>>45368748
My brother in ZUN, she’s not even old and physically mature and developed enough to get preggo before she turned. To say nothing of her undead state also preventing conception as well. You won’t be making dhampires with her. You can possibly do so with Sakuya, Patchouli, and Koakuma but the first two are antisocial and the last is possibly a life-draining succubus. It won’t work.

>>45368805
Hong is social enough. Patchy just needs some other book nerd to connect with. Sakuya is a lost cause though.

>>45368897
What does Sakuya even do in her downtime?

>>45368748
Don't even think about attacking Remi by using economic means. The vamps own the banks, real estate market and several adjacent industries. And they all work together to destroy anyone who threatens one of their kind to protect their enormous profits.

>>45163014
Hey. You've been going around saying some reckless things again, are you looking to get exterminated again, huh?

>>45368507
What else are we gonna talk about here?

>>45368897
Oh yeah my dumbass completely forgot miss gatekeeper. You’re still going to have to prove yourself to her in some way to be worthy of not just her time, but carrying potential children. Still think even if you were a bookie and even have/know some magic Patche will still not be up for doing the horizontal bop with you. Dead on about that frigid maid as well.

>>45368914
Clean, polish, and sharpening her knives and maybe read a book or two.

>>45368940
Not pictured but the likely followup: Remilia sliding the corrupt shrine maiden ¥15,000 to get her to fuck off and the latter unscrupulously accepting it.

>>45369504
Pictured: the Hakurei miko taking bribes from the Scarlet Devil.

>>45369728
Fucking called it.

>>45369386
About how smooth Remi's room-temperature bottocks are, preferrably!

>>45368897
Patchy would probably get an asthma attack in the middle of sex

>>45163014
I will defeat you with my cock

>>45368897
Sakuya just needs an equally aloof man who will lighten her workload for her.

>>45371735
Alfred Pennyworth is probably Sakuya's dream man.

>>45372340
Both dutiful caretakers to bat themed masters, both deadlier than they appear at a glance.

>>45368401
I think, we all think, /jp/sies should fuckin friends. So, how about this time, we don't kill each other, but next time, we'll beat each other up

>>45373987
Spot on! Colossians 3:13!

>>45368507
You can blame ZUN's shitty writing for this primarily. DBZ-tier powerwank seems to be in japanese blood.

>>45377124
The fandom is debatably better at writing than ZUN. Hecatia is NOT the strongest and he probably said that while drunk off his ass.

>>45377207
Nah, I actually think it makes sense Hecatia is the strongest assuming ZUN is as clever as I think.

>She's a Wicca god.
>This is represented in her clothing, meant to appeal to the youth.
>Wicca's are a minor religion with only a few million followers.
>This is still, by Gensokyo standards, insane amounts.
She's basically a small fish in a tiny pond.

>>45369728
I only believe Reimu hasn't tried to marry into the Scarlet's money only because she does not believe paper money is real money.

>>45378152
Who would want to marry her in the first place?

>>45377207
Hecatia is the strongest and there's nothing you can do about it short of disregarding canon and becoming a secondary. No amount of wildly exaggerated "Yukari can just manipulate the border of X and Y to win" or "Remi can manipulate fate to do this and that to win" will ever change that. Those kind of arguments sound about as silly as "Cirno can use her power to set the opponent's temperature to absolute zero to permanently stop them from doing anything" now that Heca is established as the strongest and by a notable margin.

>>45378204
And what backs up Heca being the strongest? ZUN is nothing more than a chink with zero writing skills. He needs to stop drinking and hire a fucking proper writer to do his shit instead of thinking his chink ass can think up a semblance of a story after downing five pints of beer.
He's a developer, not a writer.

>>45378227
>And what backs up Heca being the strongest?
Word of ZUN.
QED

>>45378158
Sakuya

>>45378267
The word of a borderline retarded alcoholic with zero experience in storytelling?
Got you.

Ignore coping hecafags, back to remiposting

>>45378289
The word of a borderline retarded alcoholic with zero experience in storytelling who just so happens to be the creator of 2hu and all its characters including Remi. I don't understand why any Remifag would have a problem with Heca's existence when Remi was never the strongest to begin with. She's not even the strongest in her own game because of Flan.

>>45378227
She is the greek goddess of magic. Even there she was a powerhouse.

>>45378349
I cite these sources:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyO88fYF2wQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZu2O_JQ4vs
And every other Touhou game.

The Touhou protagonists are the strongest characters because you can defeat Hecatia, Flandre, and all of the other characters secondaries consider to be the strongest.
QED end of discussion

>>45378373
The protagonists win in a silly danmaku game which has rules where no one dies. If everybody where out for blood it would be a complete different story. Marisa and Reimu would have been long dead since EOSD because Sakuya would just cut their throats in time stop.

>>45378422
They can survive and thrive without spell card rules because they defeated Junko who didn’t abide by them.

>>45378467
But Junko is not the strongest, Hecatia is, and Hecatia never fought outside the rules.

>>45378487
Hecatia loaned her powers to Junko in LoLK though.

>>45378373
Beating someone in magic dodge ball doesn't make you stronger than them.
>>45378467
>Junko who didn’t abide by them
What do you even mean by this? Junko used spellcards just like any other 2hu and abided by the rules. Just because her cards represented a more ruthless style doesn't mean that she still didn't work within the confines of the system itself.

>>45378557
Are you retarded or are you just a secondary? One of her spell cards is literally named ""Pristine Danmaku for Killing a Person."
If you want a direct source, here you go: https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Junko

>Junko's spell cards contain some of the most simplistic patterns ever for a final boss of the Touhou Project. Her spell cards are designed "purely" to do just that rather than showing off various kinds of patterns. Most of her spell cards use circle danmaku shapes, which is significant as circles[6] are widely viewed as "pure shapes".

>>45378591
Not to mention:
>Her spell cards violate the spirit of the spell card rules. While the rules were in part designed to prevent bloodshed, Junko has multiple spell cards made to kill.

>>45378600
>>45378591
Poor Junko. Imagine bringing a real gun to a paintball battle and still losing.

>>45378591
Nothing you said or quoted invalidated anything I said. She still respected the rules of Danmaku in LoLK. She fought using spell cards, lost, and accepted the result. Just because she employed a particular philosophy of pattern design in her cards doesn't mean that she didn't abide by the rules.

>>45378638
Okay you're retarded, end of discussion. I'll repeat this oncemore and then stop because you have the attention span of a chipmunk and are likely waaay too young to even be using this site.
>Her spell cards violate the spirit of the spell card rules. While the rules were in part designed to prevent bloodshed, Junko has multiple spell cards made to kill.

>>45378657
>Her spell cards violate the spirit of the spell card rules
Does not mean that her spell cards violate the rules themselves. If you cannot understand that there is a difference between being unsportsmanshiplike and being an actual cheater, then I don't know what to tell you. You can abide by all the rules of a game and still play in a way that others would consider unfair. Junko never cheated or broke any spell card duel rules in LoLK. She just used cards that had designs which were considered to be of bad taste.

>>45378692
Her spell cards are designed to kill a person and as per the rules you can't kill someone.

>>45378759
If some of Junko's cards were actually lethal and she had in fact used said cards in her fight against the protagonists, she would have violated the spell card rules, not the spirit of the spell card rules.

>>45378834
EN touhou wiki editors usually aren't native speakers so you can't argue specific wording. The same line also says:

>While the rules were in part designed to prevent bloodshed, Junko has multiple spell cards made to kill.

>>45378857
I doubt Junko would choose to cheat in a single aspect of the spell card rules when she could cheat in all of them to assure victory if she really wanted to go down that road. If you're going to kill your opponent by cheating, might as well go all the way and assure a win. Why bother with spell cards in the first place if that's what the ultimate end goal is?

>>45378914
Point still stands. Keep coping.

Back to remiposting

>>45369728
Aya writing an article thaf isn't fake news? Is the world ending or something?

>>45379015
The point doesn't stand, as now that I look at the source of your quotes, it doesn't actually provide any canon source for its statements. I'd be interested to see where it originally came from and how much of it is true.
And besides, I don't really see what use it would have to you in this argument if it turned out that Junko cheated at one aspect of spell card rules. The line of reasoning "Heca borrowed some power to Junko - Junko lost at Danmaku - Therefore Heca's power < Junko's opponent's power" is flawed at so many stages that finding proof that Junko cheated is nowhere near enough to disprove the fact that Heca is canonically the strongest of all the hus who were introduced before and in LoLK.

>>45378622
Like Yoshimitsu bringing a sword to a fist fight then getting his ass beat.

>>45378509
That does not mean anything. Even if Hecatia gave her 100% of all her power(which she probably didnt) Junko would still not have the control and skill over the powers that Hecatia has .

>>45379146
Her spellcards literally directly say they're meant to kill people. If you're too retarded to comprehend that, then I don't know what to tell you.
>"Lilies of Murderous Intent"
>"Pristine Danmaku for Killing a Person"
>"Danmaku for Killing with Certainty via Nightmares"

>>45379219
Not him, but they are still spellcard with a clear pattern and a clear way to dodge. If she really did not obey its rules then instead of sending a gigantic pattern that cover the whole scream she would actually aim at protagonists, either that or shoot a actually unavoidable wall of fire.

>>45378227
>And what backs up Heca being the strongest?
Being the goddess of hell it doesn't sound too far fetched seeing how absurdly large hell seems to be.
The only other 'hu that seemed strong as fuck would be Yuuma, but she is also from hell, so probably less powerful than Heca.
Shinki/Lucifer could be pretty strong considering how Makai seems much more serious after pc98, but she hasn't appeared since MS.
Maybe in the future ZUN makes a new character that changes this but I see no legit reason to doubt Heca's power aside from not liking her as a character, or thinking it sucks when a new character that barely appears gets to suddenly be the strongest.
>>45379166
Like Youmu against Meiling I guess. But weapons tend to be less effective in games and such than irl.

>>45379274
I doubt her power both because a new character that barely appears gets to suddenly be the strongest and that ZUN just said she's beyond the level of anyone without even elaborating.

>>45379219
Yeah, look at all those spell cards of Junko that have names about death and killing like
>Dead Village "Death of One's Home -Suicide-"
>Deadly Dance "Law of Mortality -Demon World-"
>Death Sign "Ghastly Dream"
>Deadly Butterfly "Eternal Sleep in Dreamland"
>Lifespan "Ticket to the Ageless Land"
>Death Sign "Life of Drunk, Dream of Death"
Oh wait, those are all Yuyuko's cards! My bad. I guess we'll just have to conclude that her cards are meant to kill people too because of their names, right? Surely we must interpret them literally like we interpret the names of Junko's cards.

What I'm trying to say here is that spell card names cannot be taken literally as proof that the cards contain certain elements which are present in their names.

>>45379246
To be fair, her spellcards are DAMN close to that by design. It's why everybody I know who played the game she's in calls her spells incredibly bland but still hard as fuck..

>>45378227
>And what backs up Heca being the strongest?
Think about how many followers Kanako has.

Think about many followers Hecatia has.

>>45379285
Anon, she is the greek goddess of magic, sorcery and necromacy, by magical power alone she is a powerhouse. Just by being a greek god she is immortal, since they only die if they lose faith. She is also the goddess of boundaries which seems to be a big deal in touhou.

>>45379293
Use your critical thinking skills, retard. Those names are different in essence than Junko's. They're metaphorical while Junko's are literally specifying that they're meant to kill someone. Even though you're a secondary nigger who's never played a 2hu game in their life, you can also take into consideration that Junko's spellcards are indeed bland as fuck but still extremely hard.
Critical thinking and common sense point to the conclusion being that Junko's spellcards are meant to kill but you have neither of those skills.

>>45379285
>a new character that barely appears gets to suddenly be the strongest and that ZUN just said she's beyond the level of anyone without even elaborating
That's the best part. ZUN basically destroyed all powerwankers by flat out stating that a newhu that nobody ever heard of before is orders of magnitude stronger than anyone introduced before her. The collective seethe this caused in Yukarifags in particular continues to this very day.

>>45163014
GUNGNIR DATO!?

>>45379347
True but ZUN is a borderline retarded middle-aged chink whose IQ has plummeted to room temperature as a result of constant alcoholism, so no one really took that seriously and Hecatia is still an irrelevant 'hu to this day.

>>45379347
With a single sentence, ZUN destroyed powerlevel niggs and reduced Yukari to Jobkari.
For that, I thank him forever.

>>45379356
Funny to you say that while posting on the boars dedicated to his series.

>replying to such a obvious troll
Is /a/ leaking again?

>>45379366
He's a good dev and composer don't get me wrong but honestly? He needs to hire an artist and a writer.

>>45379347
Pretty much
Hecca is the power-man of touhou

>>45379320
You have provided no canon sources that Junko's cards are actually lethal. You claim that
>Critical thinking and common sense point to the conclusion being that Junko's spellcards are meant to kill
when it is in fact the exact opposite. Applying some critical thinking skills, we can ask the question why would Junko blatantly violate the spell card rules, or better yet, why would Junko violate a single rule in the set of spell card rules? If her goal is to just win, she might as well go all out and break the rules as much as she can. As for applying common sense, if Junko did break a rule in the spell card system, why did she face 0 repercussions afterwards for it? Why would any strong youkai follow the rules and accept their defeat in Danmaku, if they can just break them and get away with it? Why did Junko accept her defeat when she could've continued the fight by breaking another spell card duel rule?

The truth is that the burden of proof for why Junko's cards are lethal is on you. We have no reason to believe that they are lethal based only on their names, because the names reflect her character as much as in Yuyuko's case. In Junko's case the names allude to her purity and direct nature which is a by-product of the former.

>>45379499
>we can ask the question why would Junko blatantly violate the spell card rules
Because she wants to win at all costs. She's a vengeful spirit; her character was made as an embodiment of anger.
>if Junko did break a rule in the spell card system, why did she face 0 repercussions afterwards for it?
ZUN's shitty writing is the answer to your question.
>Why did Junko accept her defeat when she could've continued the fight by breaking another spell card duel rule?
If you had actually read the source I sent, you'd know.
>It was at that time when the protagonist appears before her, clean of all impurity much to her surprise. Because her anger was already appeased, she saw no goal in continuing the invasion and admitted defeat before the battle.
>We have no reason to believe that they are lethal based only on their names, because the names reflect her character as much as in Yuyuko's case.
No they don't. As I said, Junko's spellcard names literally alude to them being DESIGNED TO KILL.
>The truth is that the burden of proof for why Junko's cards are lethal is on you.
And I've provided more than enough proof in this thread, that being;
1. Their names
2. Their simplistic yet extremely fucking hard nature
1 is just common sense and with 2 it's easy to come to the conclusion that they're designed to kill.
Also, critical thinking requires being unbiased and you did none of that.

>>45379557
>Because she wants to win at all costs. She's a vengeful spirit; her character was made as an embodiment of anger.
Then that leads to a direct discrepancy with my earlier point of
>If her goal is to just win, she might as well go all out and break the rules as much as she can.
Yet she did not do this at all.
>ZUN's shitty writing is the answer to your question.
Not a very convincing point, considering that ZUN's writing is the only thing that can be taken to be factual in any 2hu debate about canon.
>If you had actually read the source I sent, you'd know.
>>It was at that time when the protagonist appears before her, clean of all impurity much to her surprise. Because her anger was already appeased, she saw no goal in continuing the invasion and admitted defeat before the battle.
Admitting defeat before the battle when you still have a chance to win also goes against your argument about her wanting to win at all costs. If she truly wanted the protagonists dead, why would she admit defeat before the battle, then engage in a battle and not try to win? It makes zero sense to assume that Junko was ready to cheat in the spell card rules and try to kill anyone when she had already conceded before the battle even began.
>No they don't. As I said, Junko's spellcard names literally alude to them being DESIGNED TO KILL.
That's just your opinion and it doesn't prove in any way that they are actually lethal. Interpreting the cards of Junko and Yuyuko on a different basis for no reason doesn't make sense. And I've already explained why the names of Junko's spell cards make perfect sense in a metaphorical sense in light of her purity being a central and defining feature of her character and personality.
>Also, critical thinking requires being unbiased and you did none of that.
If you show me a canon source that explicitly says that Junko's cards are lethal, then I have no problem with that. You, on the other hand, started this debate in the first place because you willingly disregarded an established canon fact (that Heca is the most powerful character), which isn't an unbiased stance at all.

>>45379668
>If you show me a canon source that explicitly says that Junko's cards are lethal, then I have no problem with that
I have already. The names of her spellcards explicitly state that they're meant to kill.
>I've already explained why the names of Junko's spell cards make perfect sense in a metaphorical sense in light of her purity being a central and defining feature of her character and personality.
Your "explanation" was frankly quite baseless. It's clearly biased, made correlations out of absolutely nothing and disregarded literal naming to do so.
>Admitting defeat before the battle when you still have a chance to win also goes against your argument about her wanting to win at all costs
It doesn't. Junko's anger had already been appeased, so she didn't want to fight anymore. Simple as.

All of your arguments use insane mental gymnastics to try and prove that Junko's spellcards aren't meant to kill when they obviously are, looking at it from a standpoint free of bias.

>>45379737
>I have already. The names of her spellcards explicitly state that they're meant to kill.
Only if you want to interpret them literally. And if you do, there is no reason why you'd only interpret Junko's cards literally, or else you'd be biased. So we'd have to interpret everyone's cards literally and that would lead to quite a few problems and disagreements with established canon.
>Your "explanation" was frankly quite baseless. It's clearly biased, made correlations out of absolutely nothing and disregarded literal naming to do so.
Again, if you want to interpret something literally and something else not literally, you need to have a good reason to do so. If you don't understand my explanation for the metaphorical interpretation of Junko's spell cards, then that's your problem. But if you do, you can't disregard it as baseless without engaging in its core points first.
>It doesn't. Junko's anger had already been appeased, so she didn't want to fight anymore. Simple as.
Exactly And there would have been no reason to kill anyone she fought with her supposed lethal spell cards, even if she did possess them.
>All of your arguments use insane mental gymnastics to try and prove that Junko's spellcards aren't meant to kill when they obviously are, looking at it from a standpoint free of bias.
I don't need mental gymnastics to prove that Junko's spell cards are not lethal because I don't need to prove that. The burden of proof on that matter rests on you. There is no reason to assume that Junko broke spell card rules without any proof. You yourself had to earlier resort to attacking ZUN's writing in order to defend your argument when confonted by what it naturally implies after applying some critical thinking.

What I'm doing here is questioning the arguments that you present in favour of your interpretation and pointing out that there are serious flaws in them. So unless you are planning to actually adressing the problems in them instead of just brushing my criticism off or ignoring it altogether, then there is very little reason to continue this conversation.

>>45379921
>there is no reason why you'd only interpret Junko's cards literally, or else you'd be biased.
>Again, if you want to interpret something literally and something else not literally, you need to have a good reason to do so.
One, you're contradicting yourself in these two comments, and two, I do have a good reason to do so. There's many other factors such as her spellcards being stale but extremely hard.
>You yourself had to earlier resort to attacking ZUN's writing in order to defend your argument when confonted by what it naturally implies after applying some critical thinking.
That is irrelevant + please continue to ad hominem me.
>There is no reason to assume that Junko broke spell card rules without any proof.
There IS direct proof that you're entirely ignoring and instead doing mental gymnastics to counter the arguments you cherrypick out of my replies.
>then there is very little reason to continue this conversation.
OK, we can stop here.

Why is the Remilia fanbase like this?

>>45380031
every lore "discussion" is like this

>>45380072
The only people who take lore seriously (And by that I mean caring about it beyond curbing fanon tropes) are powertier autists, grimfags and christfags who really, REALLY want to convert everyone.

That caveat is important, because none of the above care about something unless it happens to be in their favor.

>>45380093
I'm a christfag who really, REALLY wants to convert everyone.

>>45380101
Shush.
That was not an invitation to speak up.

If Junko really wanted kill or not, i do not know. But we all agree Hecatia is the strongest 2hu right?

>>45380002
>One, you're contradicting yourself in these two comments
No. We interpret the names of all the cards in a uniform manner (either figuratively or literally), irregradless of the character unless given suffienct reason to differ from this. There is no reason to interpret only Junko's cards literally if everyone else's are taken to be figurative.
>I do have a good reason to do so. There's many other factors such as her spellcards being stale but extremely hard.
Being stale but extremely hard gives no support to them being lethal and in violation to spell card rules. That sort of leap of logic just plain makes no sense. Other characters have stale and extremely hard cards too. Are they supposed to be lethal too? And the other factors that you mentioned I've already given a rebuttal to.
>That is irrelevant + please continue to ad hominem me.
That is not irrelevant and I didn't ad homined you. If your theory cannot stand a critical analysis and you have to resort to ignoring a valid critique, then there's good reason to disregard your theory. I'm not letting this one go and ask again: If Junko broke spell card rules in LoLK, why didn't anyone care? Why were there no repercussions? Why was this not addressed in the ending scenes?
>There IS direct proof that you're entirely ignoring and instead doing mental gymnastics to counter the arguments you cherrypick out of my replies.
There are more plausible explanations to the factors that you've presented as proof. Explanations that don't conjecture lethal spell cards and a major violation in spell card rules during several duels that for whatever reason was never referred to again in canon afterwards.
>OK, we can stop here.
Ok, but if you really want empirical proof for my position boot up LoLK, play Legacy mode, and get hit by one of Junko's spell cards. Let me know if you die immediately which you would if the card really was lethal.

>>45380147
Yes

>>45380147
Anyone who doesn't is by definition a secondary.

>>45380147
Sure. But I still like my wife better.

>>45380179
A secondary is someone who doesn't play the games, a primary is someone who is. Get your definitions right.

Man, can you guys have one Remi thread without powerwanking and chuuniposting

>>45380557
but remi IS chunni

>>45380629
This. There is no hu chuunier than Remi, besides maybe Sumirenko.

>>45380557
What is chunni supposed to mean?

>>45380707
It's when Remi says she can control fate (she can't)

Which 2hu would be the most effective vampire hunter?

>>45380812
Sakuya.

>>45380837
No wonder Remilia tries to keep her by her side.

>>45380812
Inusakuya

>>45380139
What's your problem?!

>>45380812
Whoever could summon Amaterasu for starters, so Toyohime, Reimu... maybe Sanae?
Then Patche considering she considers making roasted beans danmaku against Suika and has water and sun magic, she could even design specific spells against vampires, the possibility of getting rare tomes from the vampires she kills would also motivate her to hunt I think.
Okuu, having sun powers and such would also have the upper hand against them( Flan only mentions being tired after fighting Okuu in 17.5 tho, but I guess it could be that Okuu's attack still affect her even if they don't touch her(might also affect every living being in the vicinity))
2hus with water powers like Nitori are probably also a good choice.

>>45381755
Patchouli is a smart girl, I'm sure she went into that friendship with a plan to kill Remilia if that hand of friendship was extended to her in bad faith.

>>45380812
Yuuka is strong enough to be a hunter of anything, including vampires. Eirin could create a cure for vampirism, a vaccine that makes humans immune to it and probably some medicine that makes your blood toxic for vampires. Yukari could gap some sunlight right on the head of the vampire and insta kill it. Ran is a great magician that could burn any vampire to ashes. Hags are no joke.

>>45220907
>>45248668
>>45324686

>>45382308
feetalian

>>45382312
feemish

>>45382341

why do mods hate italy

>>45381755
You are forgetting someone, Akyuu will show those dirty creatures of the night who's boss!

>>45164078
>its not supposed to miss either
perfect punchline, but remove "and missing me entirely as well" to set it up better. Either way, I keked

SATANOS ON DA BUMP LIMIT

MY MAN SATANOS ON DA BUMP LIMIT
SCARLET DEVIL MASION ERAT MY LIMP BISCUT

>>45392131
this thread does give off that vibe