/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42291731
>>42291734
You say that, but this is what the level 1 adventures are always greeted with the minute they step into that zone.

>>41729905
all moos are indeed perfection
and also yes, some of us have integrated from certain other places
it is them, not this thread

I want to take the entire cow boobie into my mouth and suckle on it, like in Ed Edd n Eddy

>>41200189
you can be gangraped by minos at any age
this is why minos are the best

>>41082728
mino coming in to save the day, nothing surprising there because she is best girl

>>40026422
tall, aggressive, muscular and horned
enjoys eating and cuddling

MILK MACHINE BROKEN
THE MILK GOES UNDRUNKEN
I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY GLAAAAASS
I DONT KNOW THE SEASON
OR WHAT IS THE REASON
I'M SITTING HERE GROPING THESE TIIIIITS
A FERTILE PLACE
A BARN FILLED WITH HAY
ITS ONLY THESE WARM TITS I FEEL
ITS HER MILK I DRINK
BEFORE IT FALLS IN THE SINK
THE ONLY THINK I KNOW FOR REAL
THERE WILL BE MILK
SPILLED
THE MAN IN THE MIRROR GRABS HER BREASTS
THE ONLY DROPS
LEFT
WILL CONSIST OF A MILK MUSTACHE
BECAUSE HER MOUNTAINS DON'T TAKE BACK WHAT THEY GIVE
OH NO THERE WON'T BE MILK
SPILLED
IT'S THE ONLY THING I'LL EVER DRINK

>>39743485
think a clown mino might scare the hell out of me but if she's truly a mino then she must be perfect

>>38984587
Minotaurs not lactating when they aren't pregnant doesn't seem like a drawback considering she's going to be pregnant for the rest of her life when she gets her hands on you

>>38750873
It's all 'cow' this and 'moo' that until the mino walks in the room. Then suddenly the cow jokes stop.

>>38671872
>all southern monster girls sit on the train, dolled up in their frilly dresses
>they all nervously twist and glance around in their seats
>each wants to be kidnapped by bandito Anons

>well yeah I suppose muscle worship is a cool fetish, hahaha
>wait, what are you...

I'd let a minotaur piss on my face

>>37335895
No. It's just masculine bodies and ugly faces don't turn me on. I'm all for some muscle and beeg girls like minos and such, but there has to be a cute/sexy factor to them too.

Oh no! I cummed to cows!

>Isekaied into MGE world
>Find yourself outside on a forest trail
>It's starting to rain
>See an old monument in the distance
>Decide to take refuge in there until the storm passes
>Walk inside the doorway
>Immediately see pic related swing her axe at you
>She cleanly hacks you from your shoulder down to your crotch
Thank goodness demon silver doesn't do physical damage or pain, or else you'd have been bisected right then and there.

But how do you feel losing so quickly to a mino?

>>36742442
Sure, but you'd be a neet with a big angry cow gf pounding you into the bed every night

I'd let her slash me with her axe