Monster girl thread

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So y the blue skin so erotic?
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[Anonymous No.]

Make sure to watch your nuns. You never know when some devious succ might come and try to corrupt them.

[Anonymous No.]

GAS GAS GAS

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Opposites attract. Mean, selfish demons are inevitably going to fall for the kind, generous knight.

Wizards get bullied and proactively dated by minotaurs and ogres.

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which mg makes gieger counters go krkkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkr ?

[Anonymous No.]

What I really, really want is a kunoichi maid. I don't know why, but I want that so much I'd instalose the moment I'd lay my eyes on her.

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>>39764122
>Knight/Paladin/Cleric/Order Human/Etc. are taught to avoid temptation, so they act tsundere toward the demons they're attracted to
>Demons are taught to embrace temptation, so they aggressively seek out the goody-two-shoes cherry boys they're attracted to

It checks out.

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>>39764130
The Uranium Golem

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>>39764143
>>Knight/Paladin/Cleric/Order Human/Etc. are taught to avoid temptation

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>>39764122
im a knight and all I got was a wurm
>>39764170
will i gain special powers if I kissed her?

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>>39764174
gandharva are all about it
i don't think the bird minds very much if you fail though

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>>39764122
love the idea of this. Serious, melancolic anon being hunted by an overexcited memecat

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>>39764201
If glowing in the dark is a special power, sure.

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>>39764130
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corium_(nuclear_reactor)
>resembles natural lava

[Anonymous No.]

terraria corruption/crimson but lewd and monster girl?

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>>39764170
is demonic radiation just that pink horny gas

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>>39764252
Green horny gas

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>>39764257
>>39764252
wrong, is exactly like radiation but you wont die from exposure, you'll extra retarded and turn to your instincts to find the nearest monster to sex and depending on how long and how strong the radiation was, you might not go back until a week or two later at the most extreme end

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EXIIIIIIT LIIGH-

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>>39764278
ah, the fabeled Moth Juice

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>>39764281
if i put vegemite on my dick, how many bunyips will I get?
>>39764291
but now invisible, not a liquid or a gas, and abolusting covering your lungs and coating your mind in the nearest Chernobyl like site near you

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>>39764130
A monster girl would be oddly proud of being able to make a Geiger counter go crazy.
I can already picture her smug and puffed out chest as you point the counter towards her.

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>>39764252
This would imply that gamma rays would not fuck up a whole planet, but would rather just make the entire population of said planet incredibly horny for the foreseeable future.

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The first person to correctly reply to this image will be immune to the Cheshire Plague of 2024.

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>>39764307
>radioactive holst
>She makes the counntergo pop when it nears her chest
>>39764333
!!

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>>39764333
Checked?

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Every fox needs a dedicated fluff huffer.

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Not even 30 posts in and we already have a new thing, horny radiation. I will attempt and fail to write a story about this. Wish me luck.

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>>39764343
baba

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Sometimes I'm tempted to go through my MGE folder and tag everything for
>Maid outfits
>Nurse outfits
>Bunny girl outfits
>Nekomimi
>OL/Pantsuit
>Spats
>Cowprint
Hard to say which I like more

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>>39764353
yetu

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I'd only marry an elf that looks like this or this >>39764372

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>>39764366
Now it's in my head

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take the apple, its good for you

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>>39764056
Blue erotic ToT

>>39764122
>Opposites attract
Adult gentlemen and slutty loli monstergirls are the best match

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>>39764389
Seems legit.

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>>39764389
that's not how venom works

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cow inspecting is hard work

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>>39764333
>immune to the Cheshire Plague of 2024.
why contain it?

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>>39764403
>loli
ewwww

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>>39764056

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>>39764507
gonna nay nay on the beat?

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>>39764458
I personally favor the button-down shirt to most garments with a built-in boob window.

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>>39764389
>take apple
>suck on that grape juice coming out of it
>then eat it
>Tell her it was nice
>She looks at me as If I was some sort of imossible being
what did i do wrong

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>>39764549
anon how
what the fuck are you

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>>39764560
You are now old enough to know people over 18 who didn't play oblivion.

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>>39764560
im me, who else can i be but me?

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>>39764590
I remember reading a multiple-page ign review before getting Oblivion, it spoiled the haunted house you can buy

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>>39764056
How would Isekai'd individuals be dealt with in the MGE setting? Because I watched that recent Isekai anime that featured a false Isekai Protagonist being killed off in the first episode by a Raging Lesbian and now want to ask. How might such a scenario turn out if it were in MGE instead? As in, the possibility of an Isekai'd individual being a new potential power threat to either Demon Realms or The Order.

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>>39764385
i feel like elf fertility has gone up lately

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>>39764458
You can't call it a proper inspection without extensive milk tasting and possibly a digital rectum exam.

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What girls would speak in purple prose while also being snarky as fuck?

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>>39764666
A case can be made for analogue rectal exams.

[Anonymous No.]

Choose one. Or two, if you're strong enough

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>>39764653
its due to the lack of interest in them as well as them

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>>39764684
BEEG

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>>39764684
no thank you

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>>39764679
This one. Girls speaking in overly flowery ways is hot. Especially with "Thou"s, "Thine"s, and "Art"s.

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>>39764684
middle, I want to lick those abs and be pet by those BIG hands

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>>39764684
180 because I like her tail, claws and purple-blue evilness/runes/energy. Also 195 for the winghugs, that tail and being the optimal height

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>>39764739
I am also HEAVILY considering 179 for obvious reasons, as well as the runes.

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>>39764495
Who doesn't like little girls?

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>>39764757
only hagophiles

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>>39764757
people who dont deserve the rope

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>>39764684
370 because she is huge and that means she has huge guts

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>>39764679
Vampires
Phantoms
Wights
Hatters
Creeping Coins
Demons

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>>39764684
210. She just looks cool. :)

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>>39764757
they a cute and not for lewds
>>39764783
im just gonna answer with one word everytime

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>>39764683
Analogue rectal exams lead to cow/inspector relationships in nearly 99% of cases.

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>>39764684
The tallest one, because every fiber of my body years to impregnate that superior woman and take possession of her superior genes.

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>>39764710
>Girls speaking in overly flowery ways is hot. Especially with "Thou"s, "Thine"s, and "Art"s.
YES!

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>>39764783
Ancient chav vampire but everyone thinks she sounds sophisticated because she talks in an old fashioned way and no one knows what sophisticated people sounded like back then.

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R

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>>39764683
It's an important medical procedure, but please be certain it is performed by a licensed physician of the Sabbath.
Wha—ME!? I...you... surely one of the witches... I'm b-b-busy. Sorry...

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>>39764805
They a cute but also erotic and for lewds.

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I love lolibutts!

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All bugs are adorable! No exceptions!

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>>39764870
This but with female dragons

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>>39764783
im going to enter a phantom haunted manison and start saying shakespearse qoutes wrong

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>>39764805
>im just gonna answer with one word everytime
Say "WHAT!?" every time they pause

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>>39765060
>"Said the crow- evermore."
>"THAT'S NOT EVEN SHAKESPEARE YOU FUCKING DOLT"

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>>39765113
Yes it aint, its hp lovecraft who said that

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>>39764992
Do not anal the overworked goat.

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>>39765128
thats... still wrong

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>>39765040
APPOL LOCATED

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>>39765148
To be wrong, is to be right so said the great Sun tzu
So when do i get pulled into the phantoms realm and get taught

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>>39765033
Fat loli ass is perfection.

>>39765133
Anal energetic young girls instead.

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>>39764870
the warm and tight embrace of a big woman is what I crave
I want to nestle my head between her massive tits and feel her strong heartbeat

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>>39765133
But that's one of the best ways to recharge her!

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>>39765060
>>39765113
LN if you are here please draw a Phantom throwing a tantrum
A Phantom Tantrum, if you will

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>>39764479
>why contain it?
Let it spill over the schools and churches!

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>>39765253
the church of pranks

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>>39764992
why are all monster girls so shy about sex

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>>39765246
I support this humble request

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>>39764710
Reminder that extremists are the best wives.

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LN if you are here please have a great day

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>>39765338
most extremists are former humans

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LN if you are here please kill yourself

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>>39765420
poor succ needs a nap

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>>39765420
Sleep well, succubutt

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>>39765523
All these monsters take 30 seconds to wind up their huge finisher attacks when you can just go and grab their totally unprotected panties

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>>39764389
>anon eats the apple because venom can be safely ingested so long as it doesn't enter the bloodstream
>little did anon know that he had a small cut on the inside of his mouth

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Found a Rata pick I don't think I've seen before.

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>>39765656
>ahoge and idiot fang
Nice. What's she got in the vials?

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>>39765656
She's from a game "Monster Girl 1,000" if you're interested.

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I DEMAND LOLI X SHOTA PUPPY LOVE FEELGOOD STORIES

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>>39765040
I'm from Buenos Aires and I say fuck 'em all!

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>>39765831
Well, she's close enough to throw her in the folder.
I will not allow any fluff to escape. I also found the Rata bondage greentext while doing a warosu deep dive.

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>>39765040
Only spiders and roaches are acceptable.

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>>39765946
>WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE? Y/N

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The plot to the highest grossing action movie in MGC:
>Anon is 29 years and 11 months old
>Every monster in his city is in high alert
>He MUST be raped before reaching wizardhood

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>>39764684
159, because long black hair is good

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>>39766047
No, I will hit 30 and start a male only sabbath.

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>>39766060
>male only sabbath
>its a neetcave where fatass nerds hang out to play tabletop, videogames and shitpost on 4/mon/
just join momonika at that point, they have fully decked out PCs AND Retro arcade cabinets

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>>39765052
https://www.deviantart.com/muhut/art/help-857377380

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>>39766047
i could make a better one
>Anon, just 21 and yet all alone
>Decides to move the big city
>Ends up in the underground, working as a man grabber for the highest bidder
>As he does, He meets a mysterious woman who steals his catch. And She wears a mask, just like him
>He cant help but try and find her
>And she cant forget him either
>But the government is cracking down on illegal man grabbers
>Will they meet behind bars or in the fancy club?

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>>39766128
Yeah sure, you get the decked out pcs. But you also have to fuck your new wife. And you just know she's gonna complain about the smell and doritos

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The only hag I like is my auntster

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>>39766210
>hellhound auntster
Oh
Oh no

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>>39766210
What's the best kind of aunster?
>Blood related
>Part of your family but not blood related
>Not part of your family (neighbor, family friend, etc.)

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>>39766271
Yes

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>>39764684
Far right— I like me some big honkers.

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>>39766271
Family friend/neighbor that you either hang out with, was your mentor, or something along those lines

[Anonymous No.]

Why not loli x man feelgood romance and exciting erotica stories?

[Anonymous No.]

more like aboobis lmao

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>>39766210
Imagine your auntster bearing your children without your consent

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Okay, enough (not) screwing around. Inquiring minds want to know:
>Who tops in your relationship?
>Do you try to reverse, or otherwise mix things up?
>Any kinks? Positions, toys, etc.?
>Do you cuddle and then fuck, or does it happen spontaneously?
>Favorite feature of your wife
>Favorite thing she does to you
>Favourite thing you do to her
Spare no detail. We want to see how long it takes to corrupt the new intern editors.

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>>39764641
>gets Isekai’d into MGE.
>fucks not monster girls
>they crown him king
>leaves anyway

And yes jannies, I am going to reference Army of Darkness again, because it’s still board and thread relevant because I’m talking about it in relation to MGE.

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>>39766600
I refuse to volunteer information about me, my wife, or our relationship to a squirrel. Get off my property.

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>>39766617
*fucks hot monster girls
Fuck

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>>39766060
absolute king

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>>39766617
Nice offtopic image retarded /tg/ parasite

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>>39766617
Stop wasting picture space with unrelated shit

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>>39766638
>>39766640
No.

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>>39766570
This is not a family friendly swimsuit

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>>39766625
Hey, if you're still single then don't worry. Same questions, but just list your preferences instead.

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>>39766683
Is it wrong to want to fuck her daughter because she'd look the same?

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>>39766568
That's fine. Any feelgood romance is great with me. Especially if it eventually ends in marriage.

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>>39766660
It's a family making swimsuit.

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>>39766711
what even is a feelgood romance from the male perspective.

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>>39766705
>39766683 (You) #
>Is it wrong
It makes it better. Also, she has 2 daughters.

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>>39766271
>Not part of your family (neighbor, family friend, etc.)
This option, so there's a similar scenario to this https://exhentai.org/g/2177200/132335c0d8/
Only with more impregnation and a different auntster

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>>39766570
I see two magnificent Aboobies in this picture

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>>39766733
a girl who will take your head into her lap and run her fingers through your hair

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>>39766817
I don't have hair. Checkmate monster girls.

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>>39766840
you still have a scalp for massages

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>>39766817
I don't think I ever saw anything like that in television or film.
Thinking about it I don't even think I have seen a male actually express emotion beyond a few manly tears because his family died.

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>>39766600
>Who tops in your relationship?
>Do you try to reverse, or otherwise mix things up?
>Any kinks? Positions, toys, etc.?
Every long term relationship with a monster will lead to trying all sorts of stuff. Even diehard vanillafags will end up eating a raging mushroom to then anally brutalize their tied up wife.
>>Do you cuddle and then fuck, or does it happen spontaneously?
Some species like scyllas and slimes' cuddles are too lewd and will always lead to sex. Otherwise it depends on the individual.
>Favorite feature of your wife
Perverts would say ass or breasts. Connoisseurs would point out to the beauty of her monster parts or her armpits.

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>>39766855
You now realize every romance movie has only been about what the man can do for the woman.

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>>39766840
Bald headed bastards are for shortstack kejourous.

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>>39766948
eh but I like tall women.

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>>39766907
It really do seem like that.
I suppose romance for men would involve the men getting chased? I don't even knows, I guess mge is actually pretty close to the ideal.

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>>39766962
Romance for men would involve actually being treated like you're a partner in a relationship.

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>>39767002
Women want Appreciation and Understanding.
Men want Trust and Acceptance.

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>get isekai'd
>oh shit now in MGE-land
>learn how to weapon
>head out on journey to get wife

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>>39767028
I agree, men want big, soft Titties and nicely shaped Ass_______

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Cook vampires garlic bread and watch as their eating becomes erotic
then given them a breathmint becuase garlic breath is not

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>>39767028
Both want physical attention and affection, but only one really gets it.

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Better the Hoof Kingdom than those trashy elves, but please

SEND ONLY THE PRETTY ONES.

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>>39767093
They're all pretty.

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>>39767034
>get isekai'd
>grab lvl 1 trash mob wife
>go on epic journey
>learn the secrets of the sex god
>pump wife with so much energy she becomes a demon general

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>>39767119
part of me got into the idea of an upgradable monster wife
you know like how puzzle and dragons has a run of the mill naga and then by the end its CRIMSON LOTUS ECHIDNA
sorta like that, only with fucking along with fighting to upgrade

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>>39767109
This both pleases and disturbs me.

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>>39767044
You hold back our gender

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Imagine the smell.

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>>39767145
I never cared much for centaurs, but I really like satyrs.

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>>39767162
that good old smell of butyl, what a comforting scent

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>>39767078
Every woman I know is incredibly submissive and it actually disgusts me at this point

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>>39767166
I'm getting the shears

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>>39766955
Do you want a much taller monster to rest her massive rack on your scalp?

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>>39764056
SHOUSHI

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>>39767197
Woah hey now, that's only for the husband.

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>>39767199
More like I want to bury my head in her breasts while standing.

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>>39766600
She does
Yes
Doggy style, anal
Both
Her eyes and ears, they are cute
The way he cuddles with me
Princess carrying her

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>>39767199
well, I haven't thought about that. An oni or an ushi oni would be nice.

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>>39765133
yes, you should vaginal her instead

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>>39767171
I was thinking something a bit more otherworldly.

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>>39767223
>Anon walks down the street while staring at his phone
>His head collides with a huge and soft pair of breasts
>He walked into it fast enough to get his head buried in there
>Anon and the owner of those breasts married later on in that same month

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>>39767273
Being a monster she'd instinctively grab his head and pull him in deeper, too.

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>>39767306
The lovely smell and warmth of that embrace would be unforgettable.

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>>39766600
>Who tops in your relationship?
She can be very assertive at times but is definitely submissive overall.
>Do you try to reverse, or otherwise mix things up?
Not really.
>Any kinks? Positions, toys, etc.?
I guess I stopped thinking of it as a 'kink', but the whole master-servant thing definitely counts. Sometimes she talks about 'expanding the staff' and I don't think she means children. We take all kinds of positions but don't make efforts to get into strange postures. We don't like anal. She uses onaholes on me, sometimes. Breastfeeding. Sometimes we get a little rough and roleplay punishment or "rape." She likes being bound and 'used' as much as providing 'service.'
>Do you try to reverse, or otherwise mix things up?
She will 'turn the tables' on me if I've been "Naughty", which is not something I've ever gotten a clear definition out of her of. This involves waking up tied to the bed, or perhaps a chair, and then very aggressive sexual 'service' with edging, orgasm denial, post-orgasm 'torture', you get the picture, that continues until I have nothing left to give her. Profuse apologies come the next day, like she is embarrassed about it, but mamano gonna mamano, you know? and it isn't exactly a BAD time...
>Do you cuddle and then fuck, or does it happen spontaneously?
Daytime sex is pretty spontaneous, but we take it slow for bedtime.
>Favorite feature of your wife
She's just so fucking gorgeous, how can I pick just ONE thing?
>Favorite thing she does to you
She can do this thing with her- no, wait, she doesn't want me to talk about that. She is actually blushing. Huh.
I guess I'd say, then, the post-orgasm affection. Whether it's under the sheets, holding eachother while we fall asleep, or a look over the shoulder after a quicky in the hall or at my desk, damn does she know how to sling it.
>Favourite thing you do to her
She refuses to give me something more specific than "Just you being the way you are, Master~", but I know for a fact that she especially likes being lifted and carried bridal-style to bed (or other convenient piece of furniture) from the look in here eyes when I do that.

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>>39767144
You're giving me the urge to play monster girl quest paradox again. Some of the art and fetishes can be shit, but the race and job system activated the shit out of my neurons. Almost every enemy can be recruited, every girl has a special trait, and every character has both jobs and races that have advanced versions you can switch between. Like if you have a harpy, she can turn into a raptor and but later you can switch her put to be a siren instead and she keeps her wing skills. It was so much fun making up harem builds, like the harpy death squad that had double use of all wing skills that hit all enemies, or making a team of only panty thieving superstars. Plus some girls have hidden skills you can only get by having her in the party and doing something special, like talking to Promestein with bunny slime so she can get beast and slime races, or feeding rat girl rotten cake and now she has poison breath.

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>>39764056

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>>39767359
She's housebroken? That's convenient.

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>>39767402
>The heat cycle lasts three weeks, and the horse will be in heat for two to five days
Imagine having to spend 5 entire days fucking your centaur onee-san to cool her down, only to have to do it again 3 weeks later.

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>>39766873
How boring do you have to be to answer like this?
>>39767230
Can you be more descriptive?
>>39767354
>onaholes
>bondage
>punishment
Hmhmhm... is your wife the fluffy sort, by any chance?

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>>39767440

>Waiting 3 weeks

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Imagine getting dropped in the middle of hagville.
How long until anon gets claimed and by what?

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>>39767457
>Hmhmhm... is your wife the fluffy sort, by any chance?
Yes, indeed

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>>39767457
>How boring do you have to be to answer like this?
My wife is an tallflat kuudere Atlach-Nacha thus my replies would be way too messy.
I felt it more appropriate to give wide answers.

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>>39767457
>Can you be more descriptive?
I can. But I will not.

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>>39767472
You'd be surrounded in seconds, but then it leads to a Mexican standoff that could last hours. You moving makes them pounce, but none of them wants to make the first move because it'd make them a target for all the others. Good news is that at least you could probably choose your new wife if you just jump into her arms, but unless you spontaneously alp, you're not leaving chastity intact.

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>>39767586
UNDER THE SEA
DOWN HERE IT'S LONELY
NOT VERY HOMEY
WHERE'S MY HUBBY'S PEE PEE

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>>39767516
>tallflat kuudere Atlach-Nacha
Well now I'm just more interested. Are you just covering for a snarky little brat, or is she real, and just the silent but aggressive sort?
Does she bind you in her webs? Do you bind her when you fuck her silly with your chaos spider dong? To the best of your ability, describe the sounds she makes. Does she blush and avert her gaze, or does she hold eye contact the whole time?

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>>39767636
holy shit that rata is vibrating

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>>39767472
You'd get to choose your fate in such a scenario
>Stand there and get claimed by a roaming hag
>Head to a store and get claimed by the tanuki owner
>Go to the creamery and make out with an old cow
>Enter the library and get raped by the lamia librarian
>Take refuge in the church only to find horny hag angels
The list goes on and on. Hagville is quite the large city.

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>>39767667
>Hagville is quite the large city.
Lol
Lmao

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>>39767171
Shog is the best for that

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big meaty claws

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If we're going in that direction:
>What does your wife smell like?

For example, Anon here writes
>My waifu has a mysterious scent that is difficult to describe
>Even so, I associate her with various fruity scents
>Probably because she likes using fruity shampoos
>I end up making the association either while cuddling with her or from having wild sex in the shower
How cute!

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>>39767636
> is she real, and just the silent but aggressive sort?
Imagine coming home to a spider who looks at you like walking garbage and won't speak a word to you until you fuck her silly.
She's quite sweet once she received multiple creampies or a good bite
>Does she bind you in her webs? Do you bind her
Atlach-Nacha web is for ending the world, not sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39767359
hi, Broke, i'm Dad

[Anonymous No.]

Im an overworked college student high on caffeine, my room has old used clothes everywhere, I havent slept or eaten properly in days and despair and exhaustion overwhelms me!
>kiki vs lich! A battle has been initiated!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39767840
Get help. I'm serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39764940
glad someone else enjoys this as much as i do

[Anonymous No.]

>>39767846
cant. crunch time

[Anonymous No.]

>>39767859
I too love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch anon, but sometimes you need to put the spoon down for just a little while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39764385
that is the smile of an elven woman who knows she already won

[Anonymous No.]

>>39767794
>Succubus wife
She smells pretty neutral if not a bit sweet until she gets horny and her pheromones go wild, then she smells like peppery myrrh dowsed in cherry concentrate.
Monsters who use hygiene products and perfume to alter their smell are cheating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39767794
Strawberries, she's a sucker for all things strawberry-related, but don't tell her I said that, she's thinks it detracts from her cool and badass ninja persona when people know that.
Well, actually sometimes she also smells of th

[Anonymous No.]

>>39767962
>Monsters who use hygiene products and perfume to alter their smell are cheating.
Sounds like someone is a broke ass bum that can't keep his girl smelling good. Lmao at your broke ass, scrub!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39767119
>get isekai'd
>ask potion loli for her strongest potions
>potion loli says you can't handle her strongest potions
>tell potion loli you are going into battle and require only the strongest potions
>potion loli says her potions are only for the strongest and you are the weakest
>get raped by potion loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768010
Is she showing me where to deposit my coins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39764056

[Anonymous No.]

>Go out for daily run
>Get Cockatrice running with me
>Gets mad that I'm not chasing her down.
Before long she's just going to demand a race

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768026
damn, how will I muster my strength to titfuck all of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768001
>Kunoichi is jumping over building roofs for some exercice
>Everyone who spots her awes at how cool she is
>She's praying to the spirts that no one will see that she's wearing strawberry panties under her ninja tights

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768024
She might describe it as a simple tip jar, but honestly she could facilitate an entire transaction with it.

[Anonymous No.]

need a tanuki gf so that i don't have to work this job any more
>tanukis driving up cost of living while holding down wages to increase sugar mommy demand

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768092
>kitsune
pray you are not rich else one day you will wake up poor and without your liver too

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768012
She's just trying to keep you safe. Everyone knows that onii-chans belong in the bedroom, not a battlefield.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna send anonymous dick pics to a vampire just to mock her 1000 year old virgin ass.

[Anonymous No.]

the two Ls. LBuffer and Lnight. Such a polarisation.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39767794
Freshly roasting cocoa beans, increasing in intensity the closer you get to their fluff

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768057
>When she comes home and takes her pants off, she still tries to act cool
>But her hubby just keeps snickering because pink strawberry panties
>He gets raped into submission a few minutes later

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768136
>Anon does this
>Mail squirrel delivers an envelope the next week
>Interior shots, furniture, bedrooms
>It's just a bunch of photographs of an old castle
>Or is it?

[Anonymous No.]

Do undead ever get really nostalgic?
Like they remember how it used to be like 300 years ago and just get sad?
How the pond they used to go to that was in the middle of a a forest is now a big park with appalments around it, if it's even still there.
How the old mill they used to go to had d fallen into decay over the centuries, only to be resorted as a museum.

Or do they just fuck their husband and move to the undead kingdoms where nothing has really changed for the past 600 years?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39764056

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768211
yeah, undead boomers ruin everything for everyone
Like when Druella was trying to make a speech how Lescaite was always a demon realm, and human claims are baseless, and that boomer Wight just stood there in her old ass jeans and tank top with her husband, shouting how she remembers when Drudru desperately tried and failed to nab a boy for herself during the incident.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39764458
beef grading is serious business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768254
poor, poor druella

[Anonymous No.]

>>39767794
Like burning firewood and dog shampoo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768254
Need me a necromancer loli that acts like a child from the 1300s

[Anonymous No.]

>>39764056

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768322
so you want a dead child. double dead if they were undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768337
Eternally beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

MILK MACHINE BROKEN
THE MILK GOES UNDRUNKEN
I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY GLAAAAASS
I DONT KNOW THE SEASON
OR WHAT IS THE REASON
I'M SITTING HERE GROPING THESE TIIIIITS
A FERTILE PLACE
A BARN FILLED WITH HAY
ITS ONLY THESE WARM TITS I FEEL
ITS HER MILK I DRINK
BEFORE IT FALLS IN THE SINK
THE ONLY THINK I KNOW FOR REAL
THERE WILL BE MILK
SPILLED
THE MAN IN THE MIRROR GRABS HER BREASTS
THE ONLY DROPS
LEFT
WILL CONSIST OF A MILK MUSTACHE
BECAUSE HER MOUNTAINS DON'T TAKE BACK WHAT THEY GIVE
OH NO THERE WON'T BE MILK
SPILLED
IT'S THE ONLY THING I'LL EVER DRINK

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Could you cum on a sleeping mg and force her body to change for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768394
>"undrunken"
You guys drive Ms. Haku to drink whenever you touch a keyboard

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no Finnish automaton waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768408
if you're married/bonded, i guess. thats rape, though, so i wouldnt reccomend it unless you've had a prior conversation about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768401
Someone needs to lay off the tofu.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768111
Real life finances are worrying, but with monster girls it's a joke
>Land is free and you can just build your own house for dirt cheap or live in an accommodated cave
>You can grow your own food or just sustain off of sex
>Mana is all the energy and healthcare you need

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768489
This is what the real world should be.

[Anonymous No.]

IF YOU BELIEVE YOURS IS THE ONLY WAY
THEN YOU'RE THE FOOL WHO LIVES TO DIE
WILL YOU DESERVE THE HELL YOU'RE GONNA PAY?
ON THE OTHER SIDE
ONCE YOU REACH THE OTHER SIDE
ONCE YOU REACH THE OTHER SIDE

The trigger warm, anticipating
The ritual's begun
You think that Heaven's gates are waiting
But only Hell will come

YOU'RE INSANE
HAVE YOU GONE TO FAR?
WHO'S TO BLAME
FOR WHAT YOU ARE?

IF YOU BELIEVE YOURS IS THE ONLY WAY
THEN YOU'RE THE FOOL WHO LIVES TO DIE
WILL YOU DESERVE THE HELL YOU'RE GONNA PAY?
ON THE OTHER SIDE
ON THE OTHER SIDE
ONCE YOU REACH THE OTHER SIDE

[Anonymous No.]

>>39767767
what does it say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768489
A big bonus to the cute loving wife is the pioneer lifestyle

[Anonymous No.]

whats with the music lyrics today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768511
Have you not heard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768499
>Going out looking for food? No need! You're my property, so from now on, I'll look after you

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768511
phase 1 of the Monster Girl takeover, Gandarvhas were realeased upon the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768526
so metal gear rising references?
that the bird is the word?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39764056
Around elves, watch yourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768540
Monster girl Eurovision

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768511
Annoying /tg/ redditors being annoying /tg/ redditors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768562
>lyricfagging is /tg/
fake and gay

[Anonymous No.]

39768568
not him, but its all metal gear rising shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>39765970
no, scorpions and crabs are too

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768562
Is /tg/ in the room with us now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768588
You can't play dumb when we had them proudly being spamming faggots just yesterday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768560
Morrigan, a character designed to be sexy, of a species evolved/designed to make men as lustful as possible. Why do I want to hug them?

[Anonymous No.]

How would combat work in a tabletop RPG of mge?
Will KC release a rulebook soon?
I guess fighting is okay as long as it usually isn't lethal, at least when mgs are involved

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768378
Gonna impregante that gote and give her all the sweet flowers she could ever want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768608
go away

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768608
I think there already is ttrpgs of it. Don't know how you'd get people to play it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768608
Gurps.
Realistically, it seems to work off of Dragon Quest rules or maybe the FF Jobs system.
Personally I'd just say a d20 system but thats just me

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768601
>them

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768651
Very obviously more than one person, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768608
Lots of grappling

[Anonymous No.]

>>39766600
>Who tops in your relationship?
She is a Night Gaunt so I am definitely in charge.
>Do you try to reverse, or otherwise mix things up?
No she is extremely uncomfortable when I am not either covering her with my slime and tentacles or otherwise groping and fucking her.
>Any kinks? Positions, toys, etc.?
Both of us enjoys sex while transformed and blowjobs and ass fucking when not.
>Do you cuddle and then fuck, or does it happen spontaneously?
She is unhappy unless I am embracing her or otherwise in close contact with her.
>Favorite feature of your wife
Her lips as she has a deep oral fixation and
constantly needs to suck on a part of me to feel comfortable.
>Favorite thing she does to you
Blowjobs
>Favorite thing you do to her
Fuck her in the ass while groping her breasts from behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768651
>them
>You will never seen an ant queen and her army takeover the deserts of California and New Mexico

[Anonymous No.]

>>39766600
>Who tops in your relationship?
Maria>Payak (sadist)>Tiyasa>ME>Payak (bubbly)>Bella
>Do you try to reverse, or otherwise mix things up?
all the time. Most of us are switches.
>Any kinks? Positions, toys, etc.?
Tons. Slime Formed sex toys (tentacles, Dildos, Cuffs,etc...)
>Do you cuddle and then fuck, or does it happen spontaneously?
Spontaneously depending on the mood of the wives and me.
>Favorite feature of your wife
The parasite slimes
>Favorite thing she does to you
Tease me with just her slime
>Favourite thing you do to her
Making them cum from just using my cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768608
realistically just 5e but with permanent non lethal hits because nobody does anything aside from 5e clones now

[Anonymous No.]

post monsters in casual clothes doing casual things

[Anonymous No.]

What's there to find in the abandoned space station far from civilised space?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768736
casualy seducing (You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768756
your pop with the milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768760
I didn't know that there were variants of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768756
0g shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768770
I always feel any scenario with shogs should start as horror to really get the blood pumping

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768702
>The parasite slimes
The top rated Demon Realm pet, not including the Ropurotto Sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768785
I'd just run directly into the wall of flesh.

[Anonymous No.]

New (old) monster girl waitress just dropped. Just dropping by to share in the event you're itching for some paizuri.

Uncensored/Character Sheet:

https://files.catbox.moe/zzrxmj.png
https://files.catbox.moe/5y3mct.png
https://files.catbox.moe/8mjcyz.png

Enjoy, and do your best as always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768795
Need loli siths in my life. What do they even look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768756
>Aliens: Dead Orbit but with soldier Beetles

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768826
>though her services are often booked with Bern's as a package deal
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768736

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768826
That's a nice cow, anon. Why did you spill milk all over her face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768795
you are absolutely correct.

[Anonymous No.]

All tree rats must be raped. They can't stop us.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768756
Pirates

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768837

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768394
Damn good effort, anon. Keep refining it and glory will be yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768888
who is the queen of this hideout of buccaneers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768848
They're HOES ANON

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768886
that she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768924
She's an oversized water wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768900
The dread pirate Kantamora, and she's coming for your booty anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768933
>said the midget flatty cyclops mutant

[Anonymous No.]

alright anon, you died while sleeping and got isekai'd into MGE.
you are about to get kidnapped by a regular human girl thats immune to demonic/succ energy.
there are a bunch of summoning stones in front of you. using one will summon a monster girl to rescue you, and you will get married to that monster.
however all of these monsters have massive flaws that turn most humans away.
these are your options:
>a flat nine tail fox (no ass either), she is too depressed to function.
>a danuki that does not want sex. only money (you will be put into debt for summoning her)
>a cheshire. her jokes border psychological torture and her pranks are just straight up domestic terrorism. she will somehow pin the blame for her pranks all on you.
>a crow tengu that knows a million COMPLETELY useless facts. the last time she has showered is also unknown
>a weak and short oni
>a shirohebi thats morbidly obese
>a bicorn that has a harem of human men
>a magically inert elemental
>a shoggoth with dementia, it will be drawn out over the course of her entire human lifespan. you cannot mercy kill her. your life span will be linked to hers.
>a tiny sandworm (about the size of your arm)
>a anubis that likes some impossible to build shape instead of pyramids. gets extremely mad whenever her buildings fall apart.

[Anonymous No.]

wow, that is some shit bait to talk about human girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768949
No! The pristine nanoforge is mine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768968
its not bait, the downside of the human girl is that she isnt a monster and cant become a monster.
thus completely negating the idea of being isekai'd into MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768953
anubis sounds fun. She must cry a lot, but I bet I could convince her to join the sabbath to learn magic to make it work

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768953
going with the fatass yan snek so you have two us and fuck off already

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768949
but this is just a salvage operation...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768968
No, this is in fact some shit bait to get someone mad and rant about /tg/. Because obviously when people complain about something, the most reasonable course of action is to post exactly more of such thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768970
>tfw no remnant wife to smuggle weapons to chalcedon with

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768933
Shog goop is better than Gazer goop!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768953
Danuki.

All MGE girls want sex or don't know they want sex yet. Seems like she falls into the latter category. I'll just need to surprise sex her, and she'll melt in my arms and wipe away that debt.

[Anonymous No.]

39769004
i, the original post would agree with if I had a human girl attached to my post and read the other reply to my post, but thats some bait. But enough bitching, more monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768953
Tiny sandworm sounds adorable. It's like a slimy fairy living in a scaley onahole. I'll just wrap her around my neck like a scarf and go on adventures with my little pocket pussy waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39769009
>can't sail the void and listen to the singing together
why go on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768953
There is nothing wrong with a flat fox. So long as she has nice and big fluffy ears and tails to compensate.

>a bicorn that has a harem of human men
Not possible. Closest you could get is a monster that force feeds her husband the doppelganger potion to make multiple copies of him. There's nothing wrong with that at first but I imagine it would get tiring and disorienting if maintained all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768953
Autism Wan, I will try to console her when her constructions fail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39769100
I have mixed feelings on ntr roleplay

[Anonymous No.]

>>39769110
It's not NTR rollplay. All copies of you are you. controlled by a single mind/soul. It's described as more akin to growing an extra pair of arms.
But I wouldn't want to maintain multiple bodies at all times. That would just make things difficult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39769100
her ears and tail are supposed to be fluffy, but her crippling depression keeps her from grooming them meaning the fluff is matted down.

[Anonymous No.]

you must choose one
cat or bug

[Anonymous No.]

>>39769173
>leagueshit
fuck out of here

[Anonymous No.]

>>39769213
ight fair enough I was feeling a bit daring today

[Anonymous No.]

>>39769173
I don't like bugs, but I do like catgirls

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry guys, I took the last unwed anubis!

Don't worry though. Give us a few years, and we'll have enough anubises for all your anubis lovers out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39769236
Nah, I have a few I lured into my attic that I like to give to my friends. Just put some little model pyramids up there and they found their way in. Haven't left since. Kinda weird actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768498
Whenever I listen to the song Walpurgisnacht by Faun, I think of bapho's black mass in the forest.

[Anonymous No.]

what if an automaton but clearly programmed by someone not quite there.

[Anonymous No.]

In the Pharaoh's Kingdom, they speak Coptic or a variant of Ancient Egyptian.

In Apophis' Kingdom, they speak Arabic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39769288
I want to tug on her tail.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768953
Crow all the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>39769288
She shouldn't leave her pawbeans exposed like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39769378
Damn do I love harpies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39769410
Yeah? What are you gonna do about it, little boy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768394
Rules of Nature won't need any changing, it seems pretty appropriate for how monsters interact with males
maybe replace "lives" with "virginity" but even then for monsters that may as well be the same thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768953
I'm gonna assume that short for an Oni is like below 5 foot 8 inches
Regardless, I will protect her with my life

[Anonymous No.]

>>39769364
Die

[Anonymous No.]

Dragon girls are supreme

[Anonymous No.]

>>39769451
if human women didn't want my virginity why would monsters?
Nobody can be that desperate

[Anonymous No.]

>>39769430
Kiss them obviously.
Every single one.
Multiple times.

[Anonymous No.]

kinda proud how this is turning out

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39769573
I'm not going to lie anon, the first word that popped into my head when I saw that was "grotesque".

[Anonymous No.]

>>39769738
its okay, i should have warned about that, i like 'em meaty

[Anonymous No.]

>>39769731
This guy's art has grown on me since you guys startee posting it

[Anonymous No.]

>>39769731
I would gladly

[Anonymous No.]

I want a harem of four Bicorns.
I want to drown in horse pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

the pup has grown

[Anonymous No.]

>>39769622
Dumb forced meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39769782
them titties have that weight

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768394
>>39769451

The cold and heartless humans
They do not want to make their love
Give up free will forever
Their vices they won't rise above

Display obsession
While always saying that you're mine
And sacrifice your spirit
Let your waifu control your mind
Let your waifu control your soul

Live in decadence
And fuck for your happiness
When cum and sweat is the real cost
Thinking ceases, the truth is lost
Don’t you worry
You’ll be given all the love you want
I give my husband his every need
The lustful will succeed

The heat of lust will turn the meek
So we'll make free will obsolete
Breaking down the fabric of society
Cathartic cocklust everywhere as you will see

Let your waifu control your soul
Let your waifu control your soul
Let your waifu control your soul
Let your waifu control your soul

[Anonymous No.]

>>39769831
i really can't be bothered to keep track of my soul so giving it to a demon seems responsible

[Anonymous No.]

>>39769731
>>39769754
Shit art.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw i will never be in class drawing miss haku in lewd poses and drawing her fat ass instead of paying attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>39769754
Impossible! How is that Bunyip not some anxiety-ridden mess who doesn't spill her spaghetti!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39769883
She's ovulating right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>39769897
>the moment the sperm reaches the egg and fertilizes it, the sketti flows

[Anonymous No.]

>>39769897
i kind of like when monsters yell about how they're ovulating

[Anonymous No.]

>>39769926
why would you?
that means they can grab a poor guy off the streets for their "ovulating emergency"

[Anonymous No.]

>>39769877
>she catches you

[Anonymous No.]

>>39769942
it speaks to the animal within me

[Anonymous No.]

>>39769952
>animal

[Anonymous No.]

but what if you;re into tsunderes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39769945
>and she notices that I'm her favorite doujin artist
>So she cant tell on me due to the fact that would reveal that she reads porn
>And she wondered why most of the heronines look and acted a bit like her and were always student teacher relationship
Im still gonna get detention but...... we all know Im still draw her and she is gonna start accidently dropping her pen right in front of me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39769981
classic tsundere or bipolar tsundere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39764056
Since I have seen Metal Gear Rising memes posted above. You think its likely The Demon Lord has given who-knows-how-many Senator Armstrong-style speeches and one-sided curb stomp battles against any "unfortunate" Heroes and Orderites that managed to reach her throne room?

[Anonymous No.]

no, and fuck off with that annoying ashit

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to buy your worm sweets at the festival

[Anonymous No.]

>>39770263
her head gets rounder and rounder, everytime you get a new pic

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39770316
>That cheshire is her aunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>39770316
I love cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>39770281
It's pretty pointy in this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>39770363
This one is cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39770385
yup, i see a trend of it wavering between round and pointy

[Anonymous No.]

Give me hound or give me death

[Anonymous No.]

>>39770363
bastet kingdoms seem nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>39770421
scary kat

[Anonymous No.]

>>39770408
Anon is addicted to the most forbidden of mofu, hellwan mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39770469
what's forbidden about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39770421
very cute and scary
will still give ear rubs and meow mix

[Anonymous No.]

>>39770387
very cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39770469
I'm not addicted; I can quit any time I want

[Anonymous No.]

>>39770054
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>39770528
thats what they all say

[Anonymous No.]

>>39770054
whats the difference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39769108
Huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>39770565
vamp and redcap respectively

[Anonymous No.]

>>39770572
PRESENTATION !

[Anonymous No.]

A mamono minor fails at graffiti:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFfeKnPCgDE

[Anonymous No.]

>>39768795
Succs with braces are strangely sexy

[Anonymous No.]

So as it turns out she has been repeatedly trying to save his life

[Anonymous No.]

>>39770477
It defies conventional wisdom, regarding what mofu is thought of, its not elegant like a foxes
Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it is a heap of rough fluff

[Anonymous No.]

>>39770572
one's a slow attitude shift over time and the other one is a domestic abuser

[Anonymous No.]

>>39770612
is it a samson situation where if you shave it off she loses her power?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39770134
>I have a dream. That one day every person in this world will control their own destiny. A world of the truly free, dammit. A world of pleasure, not suffering, ruled by love, not self-denial! Where the world changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every human man is pampered by a family of monster girls!
>Fuck all these limp-dick priests and chickenshit heroes. Fuck this 24-hour spew of religious propaganda and nobility bullshit. Fuck the Order! Fuck the Chief God! FUCK ALL OF IT! Humanity is diseased. Fragile and young. There is only one salvation - we need to pump their dicks. Paint the slate white. IMPREGNATE ALL MONSTER GIRLS! And from their big bellies a new humanity will be born. Monsterized but unshackled!
>The weak will no longer be left to suffer, and the strong will revel in their strength - free to live as they see fit, they'll make Humanity great again!… In my world, people won't die because of whom they LOVE. Not for morals. Not for Justice. Not for what they are told is right. Everyone will be free to love whom they want and have consensual marital sex 27 hours a day!

>>39770138
Chill out, it's just some harmless shitposting. I'll take little bouts of autism like this every day over another wall of FOX HAG FOX HAG FOX HAG HAG HAG FOX FOX

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>>39770631
I doubt it would make her any weaker, rather you would have one very angry dog for a rapist

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>>39770316
>>39770339
>auntsters carrying the child of her niece's boyfriend

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>In today's biology lesson we will learn about mammary glands.

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>>39768511
I'm a little man and I'm also evil
Also into cats

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>>39770316
>>39770339
>>39770676
>You lousy old cat, you better not have done something you'll regret

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>>39770690
my favorite part of the female body, aside from the ass

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>>39770745
i love the cute bows on her horns

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>>39770790
more horrifying than anticipated

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>>39770790
yeah, not liking that face.

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>>39770837
Woosh, you now have smol penor.

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>>39770690
I saw you had some trouble with today's lesson. Would you like to meet up after school for some tutoring? I think you could benefit from some hands-on learning.

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>>39770998
old maid

[Anonymous No.]

Enjoy the flowers with your vampire wife as the sun goes down.

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>>39771024
>call an elf classmate an old maid
>all eyes in the class turn to you because they think you are talking to them
be careful anon, hags are masters of disguise

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>>39770998
Can a man give a woman a footjob? She's in the perfect position for it.

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>>39770998
Gonna impregnate this larping hag with octuplets and make the two of us dropout and get married and live happily on the countryside making her pop out kids every year (it was her plan all along)

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>>39771053
uhhh.... anon? u good?
>>39771046
well shit, no wonder they like the music i like, most of them at least and why the deliquents dress like if they from the 80s

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>>39770998
lol, old baba babando while looking at me, thinking im interested

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OK now I'm mad

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>>39771046
>masters of disguise
>can clearly see them with tits bigger than most adults and asses that turn skirts useless and a bit meatier mid sections
right....
>>39771155
why?

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>>39770998
Nah I'm just going to drop out instead

[Anonymous No.]

Donut.

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>>39771155
good.

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>>39770134
>>39770651
>Order Heroes and or Heroines that managed to reach Lilith for the "final battle" get curb stomped and beaten the shit out of as Lilith does Senator Armstrong speeches why they and the normal humanity sucks

>Meanwhile for any heroes or boys that instead end up reaching The Demon Lord's Husband as the final boss battle, this happens instead:

https://youtu.be/wHQU0yKVM3U

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>>39771201
and do what? be a callboy?

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>>39771214
you don't need a lot to get by. scrounge up enough to get an emblem of satiation and pick a direction to keep walking in

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>>39771229
so be a hobo is what im getting? that dont sound too good, you'll be raped by a fat rat

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>>39771214
Join a gang and sell illegally imported items or weird monster drugs

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>>39771256
sounds cool but theres a catch, aint there?

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>>39771264
other gangs, law enforcement and vigilantes mostly.

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>>39771117
What did he mean by this?

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>>39771264
It's a pretty simple life. Hate the group in different colors a few blocks over, hate the police, and don't get high off your own supply

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>>39771287
which one? the one about pussy massage with the feet or the other
>>39771283
i'll go for being a "cleaner" and take down a couple of our rival hideouts and labs and make it seem like it was another gangs doing to see how much chaos I can make

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>>39771283
>>39771300
>have to hate other gangs
>fall in love with a rival gang member
would impregnating and immobilizing an enemy count as fighting them?

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>>39771315
Pussy massage, clearly. I know its a thing.

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>>39771346
u good? i asked cause i never seen someone like that type of stuff

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>>39771201
W-what!? Anon you can't drop out! We're supposed to start regular study sessions together and become friends overtime. Then we slowly begin to realize we love each other and slightly drift apart because we're afraid of our romantic feelings ruining our friendship. Then I invite you over for one last study session only to be "sleeping" when you arrive. You'd poke my breast only to notice how defenseless and oblivious I am and your groping. It would continue on until eventually my shirt has been completely removed and now you I'm very awake and staring at you while you've been massaging my breasts. You try to make excuses, but I interrupt saying I was really awake the whole time. We'd then admit our long denied feels toward one another and start fucking like rabbits, while swearing to be by each others side for the rest of our lives. The night ends with us cuddling, our future together assured and our first of many children growing in my belly. Don't you see Anon, you can't leave!

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>>39771359
nah, learning gey lol and it makes my head hurt

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>>39771357
What? It's not exactly niche.

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>>39771392
the footjob i've seen a ton of but I haven't personally seen it in hentai or in drawn stuff either where the man is schlicking off the woman with his foot

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>>39771167
Because kikis arnt real

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>>39771359
>>39770998
Annoying roleplaying faggot

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>>39771283
i want dumb and thematic gangs ala The Warriors
thuggish kikis
hoodlum nuns
bogie and bogie adjacents
insect hordes
cat cabals
the dairy lobby
geriatrics
snake pits
the token sabbath crew
and also to live in a city and be accosted by said ruffians

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>>39771359
who needs education when you can neet it up with a hag? by the way, hows your aunt?

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>>39771403
What if you came to your lonely apartment after a hard day's work and saw this when you opened your door?

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>>39771411
the ghoulish dead ringers

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>>39771411
>snake pits
sounds more like a underground bar run by snakes

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>>39771433
Time to intensively fuck the maid and make her moan from such a fuckfest through her holes

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>>39771411
>the geratrics
why did i imagine an old monster thats uses a walker, pull out a glock on some fool

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>>39771433
woops, wrong house

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>>39770385
What's the relation?

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>>39771411
>>39771440
Needs more Tunnel Snakes

[Anonymous No.]

marry foxes?

[Anonymous No.]

What's your favorite flavor?

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>>39771458
Does she have an accent?

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>>39771464
gotta go with purple

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>>39771464
red
cannot resist swirly glasses

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>>39771464
Ultra violet

[Anonymous No.]

Does she snore?

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>>39771464
I will taste the rainbow.

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>>39771498
out of the three, the wurm snores the loudest, followed by the bogie, and the jabber is funnly enough the quietest

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>>39771503
what kind of rainbow have you been looking at?

[Anonymous No.]

Elves are ambush predators

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>>39771553
what does black milk taste like?

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>>39771557
Cookies and cream.

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>>39771553
Ah yes, another cow for the farm

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>>39771566
i reallly wanna be able to go to the store and be able to pick up something like cheshire milk or something in MGC

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>>39771464
Purple normally, but honestly these specific examples are especially lovely

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>>39771577
>cheshire milk
>elf milk
>wight milk
>rata milk
man I want to go to the milk store in mgc

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>>39771577
Ywn have a holstaur milk enhanced harem fighting over who's flavor you get to drink today.

[Anonymous No.]

>No martial monster girls to debate the best weapons to take to the field.
>Is actually a reasonable debate.
>They all start sniggering when some passing newbie talks about dual wielding.
>"Go back to anime weeb"

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>>39771618
>tfw no 4mon /k/

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>>39771610
Is undead milk good for you?

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>>39771623
it is, it still is fresh, not spoiled like naysayers might tell you

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>>39771623
Yes, it makes you smarter and goes great with cookies

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>>39771610
>angel milk/demon milk 2 pack
neat
although they could spice it up with some strawberry cupid flavors

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>>39771621
Surprisingly little would change.
Although god help us, the monstrosities you'd see the stronger girls like minotaurs carrying around would be something to see.
>Automatons and Golems are confined to a single General for Weapon and Spec upgrades.
>Also shitposting about GremTech sights.

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>>39771634
i had the thought of a jabber in a blue shirt....at the range

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>>39771633
>buy the 2pk
>have a busty angel and demon hanging over your shoulders to see which one you drink first
your move anon

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>>39771642
Unfortunately my /k/ isn't strong enough to get that reference.
>Goblin and Orc threads.
>its basically the Monster girl version of the Anarchists cook book with low grade 'cheap' weapons they can make for rape.
>Salamander coming in and talking about she nearly blew up her shotgun with home made napalm rounds.

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>>39771650
when in doubt sin first and seek absolution later

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>>39771650
>grab a big cup
>pour both in
>drink
>>39771656
ever seen that one fat dude that barely moved shooting an fully automatoic handgun and not moving at alll, also that one thread about a dude who gassed himself turns into one where he gassed himself with horny gas and fucks his neighbor

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Do you think MGC would have a milk based dating service. Like you can buy a bottle of milk of your preferred species of monster (or maybe a mystery bottle if you don't care) and on the bottom is a code that lets you tell the girl you're interested in a relationship if you liked the taste enough.

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>>39771618
dual wielding is a thing in dueling though

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I want to live in a world where monsters have fully replaced human women and have even out-numbered men six times over to increase the variety of species and habitats that have evolved over time.

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>>39771673
i like when the label is the monsters mugshot with double peace signs

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>>39771683
but not with weapons of the same length
>>39771673
i think so and i think the sabbath would protest due to not being allowed aside from marune

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>>39771683
Dueling yes, but even then its usually a dagger.
On a battlefield? no.
Granted, you'll see a lot of pole axe fans probably.

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>>39771683
but you dont dual wield swords, its always one-handed sword and a sword breaker, stuff like flails, halberds, and greatswords are used more commonly

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>>39771665
I cannot fathom what sort of madness has to be done to make a gun BIG MEAT CLAW/PAW compliant.

>MGE mustard gas is just an extreme aphrodesiac.

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>>39771701
>he doesn't case of rapiers

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>>39764056

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What the fuck happened to this thread? Did a shit ton of newfags come in yesterday?

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>>39771715
exposed trigger and fuck hueg grips
>>39771721
sorry, you got the case of tard and gey

[Anonymous No.]

>>39771735
no u

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>>39771735
Would probably need to change things a bit so that trigger doesn't get bumbed when she carries it.
Granted, that's what safeties are for.

>>39771726
Long and short of it, some guy couldn't keep his tism in check.

>>39771721
The appropriate term is a 'brace' of rapiers.

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>>39771751
>some guy couldn't keep his tism in check.
Nah this seems like more than one guy shitting this place up right now.

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>>39771754
yeah, I'd say it was maybe a couple tards but that was in the past
>>39771751
I would cry if I saw a m9 get butchered for monster claws
>>39771757
very cute

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>>39771715
they would have just have giant levers as the trigger instead, theyre hands are too big for pistol grips

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>>39771758
>>39771760
Man, I can only imagine the Grotesque damage done to guns to make them BEEG PAW compliant.

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>>39771781

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>>39771781
>fat fucking thighs
my favorite things in the owrld
39771789
fuck off

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>>39771767
they would be like 16th century arquebuses, the most stylish type of firearms for monsters

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>>39771811
ugly fucking things, reminds more of a bat that can go boom

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>>39771811
It would be really weird to see something like the P90 reworked to use that.
Meanwhile Angels have it easy and probably 'trick out' their guns with blessings and engravings.

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>>39771751
I've heard them get called both names

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>>39771855
holy glocumole

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[Anonymous No.]

I want a reasonably portable fox to fluff anywhere, anytime. Mofu after lunch, mofu on the train, mofu before sleep. Mofu in private, mofu in public. Stealthy elevator mofu. Mofu openly in front of her fox friends. Rooftop terrace mofu. Hiking trip mofu. Mofu mofu.

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>>39771855
>angels engrave countless spells into their guns, they are practically nuclear reactors
>elementals infuse their bullets with their respective element
>monsters that are more focused on demonic energy such as your garden variety succ load their's with rubber bullets enhanced with alluring demonic energy
>meanwhile foxes just replace the mag or clip with a rod of pure solidified mana, and rework the firing system to activate a chunk of the mana. resulting in a death beam

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>>39771908
>.338 la puta GPMG
FTFY

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>>39771910
ya know those tiny hand sized snakes? they come in almost all monster flavors, but they are kinda rare.
if you beg a nine tail enough she will point you in the right direction, just dont make her horny.

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>>39771926

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>>39771919
>Kiki just keeps a mag of demon silver rounds for her mozin
>"Old ways are best in this matter master."

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39771926
fuck off vorefag
>>39771919
imma just keep the tried and true method of just udsing normal demon realm silve bullets

[Anonymous No.]

do not trust kejs

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>>39771723
I don't think a human would survive the right one

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, the heat is here! Remember that Yuki-onna, Glacies, Ice Queens, Undines, and even humble slimes are ready to keep you cool for the small price of your hand in marriage.

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>>39772027
>chilling in a kidding pool of your slime wife in the summer
comfy

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oh, to be hunted

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>>39771610
>Go to the milk store for some milk
>Holstaur at the counter stares at me the entire time
>She practically vibrates when I reach the cow aisle
>A couple of bottles are in a prominent display, claiming it's the "store special"
>Even with my back turned I can tell she's almost hyperventilating as I pick one up
>I examine it for a few seconds, before putting it down and grabbing a carton of refreshing Almond milk
>Pay without looking at her and leave
>Hear the first sob as I close the door
It feels good to bully the cows

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>Blonde elves are sweet lemon flavor
>Brown-skinned dark elves are mocha flavor
>Cheshires are mystery flavor. Changes on a whim and even if you guess right they'll insist you're wrong. Sometimes it's wildberry french toast, others it's s'mores.

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>>39772082
>you npw have almond plant wife

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>>39772082
I want to tell a Holst that I love oatmeal milk

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>>39772092
oh boy, cyanide flavor my favorite

[Anonymous No.]

>>39772105
Wisps' favorite drink

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>>39772088
my personal favorites are wurm milk and bogie milk

[Anonymous No.]

Hellhound milk, while unnaturally warm, lends itself well to a pre-nap drink, or a nice cup of hot cocoa

[Anonymous No.]

>>39772064
I like the designs. Who's the artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39772134
you can find that in any bodega, its that common

[Anonymous No.]

My slime waifu would absolutely love summer just because I hate it so much. Every time I'd go outside I'd have to have her shoved under my clothes to keep me cool. Just imagine a guy walking around in a squirming scubba dry suit with a very happy slime's head poking out of the neck hole kissing his face.

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>>39766600
>Who tops in your relationship?
Her. She's damn near 2 and a half meters tall and is pretty damn good at magic.
>Do you try to reverse, or otherwise mix things up?
I've tried and failed. She's a lot stronger than man, and a lot more domineering. I don't mind, though. I prefer it this way.
>Any kinks? Positions, toys, etc.?
Magic restraints, heavy use of aphrodiacs on my part (often without me knowing and often magical in nature), breastfeeding. She likes amazon position and 'persuading' me to summon more girls, and I don't really mind as long as I'm with her. I do very much enjoy winghugs, though.
>Do you cuddle and then fuck, or does it happen spontaneously?
It happens a decent bit, but I'm honestly happy to just cuddle. She will sometimes let me off with just a cuddle. More ofen than not, its fucking and snuggling at the same time. Snugglefuck.
She also likes to carry me around in her bodysuit, which is basically cuddling. After a while, I'll usually want sex anyway, given the pheramones.
>Favorite feature of your wife
Her eyes, her glowing tattoos, her womb tattoo, her tail, her wings, her horns... I couldn't choose. Maybe the tail pussy or her fangs, too.
>Favorite thing she does to you
When she straddles my hips and holds my head between her breasts.
>Favorite thing you do to her
She likes it when I do the 'newby summoner who doesn't know what hes gotten himself into' act. Its how we met. She also likes it when I willingly let her trap me in the bodysuit or willingly expose my neck/arm so she can inject me with all the venom she has pent up. Having exposed skin is a dangerous game around her. The smallest flash could exicte those predatory/protective instincts.

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>>39772137
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/20716582

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[Anonymous No.]

do not marry elves, they don't even know how proper undergarments look like

[Anonymous No.]

>>39772277
>elves lowering themselves further to get a boy
their IQ is the same number as the age they larp as

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>>39772211
Hmhmhm...and just how....t-t-tight is that bodysuit? Does it trap the pheromones within? How does it feel with your skin pressed between her flesh and the material?

I know many mamono are warmer than the average human. I would imagine that'd have an impact on your...ahem... endurance.

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>>39768608
>https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/84393863/#84402254
I haven't finished turning it into a professional looking document though.

[Anonymous No.]

I want an onryo Sadako/Kayako gf

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>>39772326
Yeah I'll have a, uhh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39772326
mug of beer and a shoulder to cry on please
and some peanuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>39772326
Old west settings with MGs would be fun.
Are you man enough to take down Brianna the Kid and her rowdy gang of miscreants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39771926
God won't forgive Akira Toriyama when he finally dies

[Anonymous No.]

Liches will randomly steal your boxers for "research purposes".

[Anonymous No.]

You only have two of these options when you are consuming news media in the MGE World, and it is a Coin Flip! Take a coin, flip it and see if it lands heads or tales.

If Heads, then you only watch and consume Monstergirl and Demon Realm State News. But if you get heads, then you only watch and consume Order Theocracy-run News.

Which do you get?

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>>39772398
that's why you counter by putting pants on them

[Anonymous No.]

There’s a zombie on my lawn. What should I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39772411
Put a leash on it so it doesn't chase after cars

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>>39772398
Good thing I go commando.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39772411
whatever you want, she is yours now
I recommend dressing her up in cute dresses

[Anonymous No.]

>>39772401
Your prompt sucks ass!
Make it open ended and sexy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39771433
sigh, collapse on the bed to lay gently atop her, resting my head on her chest under her chin

[Anonymous No.]

>>39772423
>Noted. Visual confirmation required.

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>>39772411
If she’s young, you have a new daughteru.
If she’s older, you have a new wife.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster Girls are all cute. They make my heart sing in joy.
I'm going to go round and thank every Monster Girl I see for being cute and perfect!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39764507
I love my wife!

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>>39772411
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

A Hazmat suit should protect us from most the mamono mana, no ?
But how to reinforce it enough so I can deal with strong monsters ?
What demonrealm silver caliber can I use to take down a lillim and make her my wife ?
I'm asking for friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>39772530
Where is the tomboy wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>39772530
>Blends in with the male zombies very well
Not with those bohongas

[Anonymous No.]

>>39772411
Nakadashi

[Anonymous No.]

>>39772530
Oh no! One of my numerous and crippling, tomboy-related weaknesses!

[Anonymous No.]

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>>39772761

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>>39772761
>>39772772
dats kinda cute

[Anonymous No.]

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>>39772394
honestly just surprised there isn't more art like that at this point

[Anonymous No.]

>>39772761
Camping season approaches

[Anonymous No.]

>>39772411
Invest in alraunes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39772785
What species is the mail lady?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39772844
Milk harpy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39772842
I can invest in monsters? How does that perform compared to stocks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39772869
Such things exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39772883
But of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>39772869
Also known as the blue footed boobie, or the great tit

[Anonymous No.]

Oni milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>39772936
ONI MILK

[Anonymous No.]

>>39772876
seminal investments can give great returns of cute daughters and sons. And it doesn't punish you for putting all effort into only one type of stock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39772869
that is not a harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39772962
Also many monsters have byproducts of offspring production such as holstaur milk, weresheep wool, or arachne silk that can be sold for profit. Or you can invest those materials back into your business in ways that make child production easier such as making cute lingerie for your spider wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39772962
>>39773015
>Anon invests heavily into his wife's womb
>Opens up a business with his daughters
>Gets a 30000% return on investment in under 20 years

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>>39773015
You say that, but when I tried to sell my wife's spikes, the police locked us up untill trial.
Wasn't so bad, since they locked us together.
>>39773140
[ORDER DOESN'T WANT YOU TO SEE THAT ONE SIMPLE METHOD]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39773145
>Wasn't so bad, since they locked us together.
Locking a couple together is a big mistake.
They'll just enjoy prison rapeplay for the entire stay, some even ask if they can come back again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39773171
Locking up a monster away from her husband is a war crime

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any jubjub sexperts here? I need to know what the flight speed of a unladen horny jubjub is

[Anonymous No.]

>>39773207
Monsters who are locked away from their husband tend to receive a shonen anime powerup, that makes locking them apart quite difficult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39773207
>Delinquent monster just keeps repeating this after you asked her to not keep your son up all night because he has finals

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone please post that cute rapier-wielding elf in a leotard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39773261
>>39773207
>a prison decides to try that
>10 minutes into their detention:
>incubus husband ripped off the steel doors to the cell and ran away, tossing guards aside
>his wife punched through the wall and flew off
it's less costly to just lock them up together

[Anonymous No.]

>>39773291
imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>39773322
>hey dweeb!
>c-could you help me with maths?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39773145
You're not supposed to deal aphrodisiacs on the street Anon. You need to sort out a deal with an intermediary like the sabbath. It's still illegal as hell, but no cop is getting paid enough to piss off a loli in a magitech tank. Just go find a kid with skimpy clothing and ask where your wife can safely dispose of her spines. They take a share, but it's faster and less work for you since all you need to do is show up for a weekly spine collection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39773291
>>39773322
>>39773385
>Anon fails his exams because he was too busy being balls deep in delinquent pussy
>Ends up becoming a househusband to his now wives
>Is happier than he'd ever be working a 9 to 5 desk job

[Anonymous No.]

>>39773436
>all the greatest intellectuals get lured by the monster pussy instead of their calling
truly a dark (and horny) age

[Anonymous No.]

please explain, in detail,the appeal of being cornered by aggressive sheep

[Anonymous No.]

>>39773418
>a hard working couple wants to earn some dough selling natural performance emchancers
>other couples want to have fun with some venomplay or increase the chance for pregnancy
>state has to butt in and bust your ass
>only way to allievate this is eloping with womanlet hag mafia
some utopia this "Em Jee See" is. I'm grabbing my dumb batcat and going back to the countryside

[Anonymous No.]

>>39773519
>babe what's wrong, you haven't touched your tailpussy ice cream

[Anonymous No.]

>>39773465
The great intellectuals likely end up with high intelligence monsters who'd help in their endeavor.
Though I do admit that a nerd falling in love with a simple minded delinquent is oddly befitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39773544
>nerd falling in love with a simple minded delinquent is oddly befitting
sounds pretty cute, makes me wonder if there's any stories about that

[Anonymous No.]

If a Sabbath girl rapes you while you're sleeping and you cum inside her, does that make you a pedophile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39773557
there was a nice story on pastebin about a nerd who fell for his tomboy bunny bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>39773470
The only aggressive sheep I like are the one who think ramming you is a proper way of courting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39773573
what's it called?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39773519
>I'm grabbing my dumb batcat and going back to the countryside
Smart man. Living in a big city ain't natural. A man and his monster should be pumped up full of sex drugs and fucking til exhaustion in the woods like the Demon Lord intended. Welcome to the neighborhood. I've got dark slime jelly, Dan's got a rage shroom farm, and Cletus's dark priest wife has a bake sale every Saturday. Be careful she's old fashioned and spikes the cookies with holst milk. She says it keeps the lolis out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39773385
Sorry I'm already helping a gyaru roach, and that is a full time job

[Anonymous No.]

>>39773519
>>39773145
Be wary of the tail. It's very dexterous and has a strong grip, despite being slippery and soft on the inside.

She can easily use it to swallow your hand and forearm to pull you in closer to her, giving her the opportunity to force you onto the ground and milk you of your spirit energy in whichever manner she sees fit. Steer clear of the tail. Really just steer clear of manticores. They can fire barbs from the tail which are laced with venom that will cloud your judgement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39773605
Believe it's this
https://pastebin.com/m2YCvC8K

[Anonymous No.]

>>39773640
when anons post stuff like this it makes me wonder how sensitive the inside of the tail is.Like what if it got cut by your fingernails or something while doing that wouldn't it hurt like hell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39773650
thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39773640
>Stay away from manticores
I try but they keep getting closer

[Anonymous No.]

>>39773640
>She can easily use it to swallow your hand and forearm
>Manticore making you fist her tail
She'll be bright red, panting and shivering. I doubt she'll be in any position to rape you after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39773640
Yes, even the cute, innocent ones that look like they wouldn't harm a fly. All manticores are vicious and vile. Man-eaters are what they are. No interaction with them whatsoever. Avoid at all costs.

If you must go through territory where manticores live, hire at least 2 salamanders to defend you at a minimum. Ideally hire a dragon bodyguard or a warband of mamono with melee and magic capabilities. And it goes without saying, ensure that they can't be bribed to join the manticore's side.

>>39773656
>>39773662
Manticore paws typed these posts. Beware anons, they're stalking you. In your moment of weakness, they will strike and eat you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39773632
Gyaru girls really are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39773625
>playing banjo and shooting guns on a ranch with batcat wife
>providing venom to the entire congregation with MGC police knowing none of that
>wife carrying race every Sunday after church
yeah, that's the life for me
>>39773640
Just kiss the dumbo 'core and call her a good girl. The dweeb will drop her tough gal act in mere seconds
>>39773650
that's the one, well job

[Anonymous No.]

>>39773686
You will not fool me, manticore. I will not become your food

[Anonymous No.]

>>39773698
not a manticore, you nerd. How could we write on a keyboard with those big paws?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39773710
>we

[Anonymous No.]

>>39773686
That tail is far too thick, sticking it in there is dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39773710
Anon, is there a Manticore standing behind you making you type these messages for her because her paws are too big and clumsy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39773710
I see through your lies

[Anonymous No.]

>>39773739
no, but there's one gobblin me nob
>>39773729
It's because her husband is an avid Mara worshipper
>>39773742
>>39773714
jokes aside, I love Manticores so much that I can't sleep sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39773784
>I love Manticores so much that I can't sleep sometimes.
I wish I could stay awake all night long trying to masturbate but never reaching climax because a manticore made me a complete addict and I am now unable to cum unless it's in her tailpussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39773838
>I am now unable to cum unless it's in her tailpussy
you just made me think of this vocaroo.com/14EtsGTKiX2n

[Anonymous No.]

>>39773838
hot, but I myself abstain from masturbating. I need my spirit energy bottled up nicely, to give it all to the great tailpussy once the portals come. Also it kills gains and I want to carryfuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39773866
>I want to carryfuck her.
Manticores strike me as the tall type. The shortest one you'd find would be 180cm and considered a womanlet among her peers.
Good luck being able to carry such a big girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39773918
Good. I want her to be at least 195cm and deliciously muscled. And I will lift and toil and sweat until I can carryfuck her as much as I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39773934
extremely based anon if you are actually doing it and not just bullshitting

[Anonymous No.]

>>39773742
that's a very nerdy looking manticore

[Anonymous No.]

>>39773967
The nerd manticore wants you to fuck her tail while she shitposts about why modern video games are garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39773942
I only recently started being serious about lifting, so I'm not very strong yet, but I am a dedicated guy, and managed to fix my form and back pain, so I'm on the right track.
And yes I lift for anime monster girls, and Jesus.
>>39774018
ignored sex is hot, but it's sadly associated with garbage stuff. I feel like it would be a pretty common occurrence with girls as needy as manticores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39774018
>tail lets the both of you fuck while also being able to play vidya
holy shit why have I not thought of this before

[Anonymous No.]

>>39774049
I can't go enough lengths to write how great manticores are. They really can make you happy in almost every way imaginable, and even in a few that are completely unimaginable.
Imagine her cheating in fighting games, by increasing suction whenever you're coming on top, so you have to retaliate by nibbling on her fuzzy ears.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39773322
good god I need to get caught in a Deviljho's grab attack

[Anonymous No.]

BREED CYCLOPES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39774215
Tamamo is the OG fox waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>39774334
What happens if you ask her for tofu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39774309
don't need to tell me twice

[Anonymous No.]

>>39772288
Very tight. It's like a second layer of skin, and it absolutely traps the pheromones. They'll build up overtime and it'll eventually just be too much for me. As for how it feels? As comfy as it gets, very safe, and very warm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39774309
>>39774362
>Anon gets his first job at the local metallurgical factory
>His coworkers are all 7"+ cyclopes
>Some lean and muscled
>Some soft and fat
>Some both fat and muscled
>They all invite Anon for grilled meat and beer after his shift

[Anonymous No.]

Absolutely shoghamp

[Anonymous No.]

Ride the fire!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39774663
I will eat the shog cake without even asking what's in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39774362
I require fat oni ass on my face immediately. Wolf ass is also appreciated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39774678
Don't get fooled by her sword, she ditches it in phase 2 of the boss fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39774800
me too man

[Anonymous No.]

>>39774612
I should have listened to pa, and done my major in material engineering. I'd get groomed with beer and well seasoned barbeque by sweaty muscle babes with giant titties.

[Anonymous No.]

they are using our best move against us. How can human boys possibly survive now?

[Anonymous No.]

know your place

[Anonymous No.]

>>39774829
Nice lingerie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39774678
>>39774806
Does she happen to exclaim the name of an individual starting with the letter 'Z' when she is defeated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39774849
I can hear her moaning in protest.

[Anonymous No.]

Im going to store to get some chesh repellent and some clussy juice, wha ya want?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to play video games with smelly neet monster women

[Anonymous No.]

>>39774883
i wanna take 'em into the bath and clean 'em off

[Anonymous No.]

>>39774856
unf, what a muscle queen
>>39774849
this mindbreaks the monster

[Anonymous No.]

I want to create chicks with the chicken

[Anonymous No.]

>>39774849

[Anonymous No.]

>>39774849
>>39774991
You can't possibly feel safe handholding a big and powerful paw that could easily crush you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39775008
i only feel safe with tiny paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>39775023
>young anon and young heckwan childhood friend pinky promise to get married when they grow up
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39769478
t.dragoncel

[Anonymous No.]

Marry military mares

[Anonymous No.]

>>39774980
i'd go with urumi or ran

[Anonymous No.]

>>39764056

[Anonymous No.]

>>39775167
extremely cute!

[Anonymous No.]

remember that p'orc pussy tastes like juicy bacon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39775275
absolutely haram
beef is permitted so that is what I shall be eating

[Anonymous No.]

>>39775275
>>39775292
I'll give up on the 72 virgins if I can instead get a juicy p'orc who is particularly hungry for cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39775292
sorry, i dont listen to people who wear towels on their head and i like me girls nice and meaty

[Anonymous No.]

Monster Girl Encyclopedia is a liberal freemason psyop.

[Anonymous No.]

wtf was that? an insane man trying to convince himself that the cheshires in the wall aren't hungry and aren't real

[Anonymous No.]

>>39775167
Arts and crafts!

[Anonymous No.]

Best species to make a disgusting half-breed with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39775468
Americans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39775354
they could at least come out to cuddle in the evenings

[Anonymous No.]

>>39775541
they do, ever wonder why you feel so warm in the morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>39775557
That explains the raging morning wood too. Those damned cats need to take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39775664
leave out some tuna and pretend to leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>39775008
but thats exactly why i feel safe. power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39775008
i do and also feel safe with a massive troll hand that nearly covers my entire head

[Anonymous No.]

>>39774514
I...gotta go...
Th-th-thank you for your time...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39775343
people are too brainwashed to hear the truth

[Anonymous No.]

>>39766600
i have got like three wives, I top with my wurm wife, since so damn cute and sexy, I go mad with lust. WIth my jabberwife, I get tied up and played with, milked and overall she tops when Im with her, and the bogie wife is a toss up, sometimes the clussy wants you to fuck her and sometimes the clussy fucks you. When all three are together, lets say its a fun time for them
I do try to reverse but it is kinda hard when they have at least 2 ft on you
My kinks would be mommydom, getting tied up and played with, frenching, tit and thigh fucking. My favorite postions would be standing and getting fucked into a wall, inside her clothes, and mating press
I usually spend time in their embrace but a kiss turns a litttle more erotic and hands start to wande, you get the picture
My favorite aspect of my wurm wife is her cool scales, for my jabberwife, her white skin, and for my bogie wife, her afro
Wurm wife bakes pies ad loves coddling me
Jabberwife always puts up a front that sshe sees me a perv but it always break with a kiss and the fact she denies this is hotter. My bogie wife likes to shove my face between her legs to get a whiff. My favorite thing to do with my jabberwife is to get behind her, lift her dress up, spread her cheeks, and sniff her anus, for my wurm wife its to suck her tits and drink her milk, anfd finally, i like doing the old "you got somthing on you to nose flick on her

[Anonymous No.]

>>39776132
>poor grammar, spelling, punctuation, capitalization, formating
>mommydom

[Anonymous No.]

>>39776219
Writing with only one hand is difficult, please understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39776219
yes, i dont give a damn about what i like nor how i sound
>>39776234
this is very true

[Anonymous No.]

>>39776219
yes, i dont give a damn about you think about what i like nor how i sound, it was done in one shot, no proof reading and with one hand like>>39776234 said

[Anonymous No.]

Ghost rump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39776278
daikon leg having ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>39776219
if he pissed off the squirrel he's doing something right

[Anonymous No.]

>>39776219
RAT WILL STAY MAD
BECAUSE RAT IS BAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>39776219
>that first part
whats that, miss squireel?

[Anonymous No.]

One day I will draw myself getting raped by a lilim or whomever will become my top girl after 10 years

[Anonymous No.]

>>39776403
now that is a good goal

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39776501

[Anonymous No.]

Do you ever feel like you should give up on life and just run into the wilds to get claimed by a feral monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39766600
I have no wife yet. Why are you asking me about this, tree rat ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39776550
I do but they aren't any monsters yet, so I wait here

[Anonymous No.]

>>39776550
i'd rather give up on life but still have air conditioning and plumbing

[Anonymous No.]

>>39776550
Nah, I think more of running a way and joining the circus

[Anonymous No.]

>>39776501
I label fox as cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>39775664
Turn the 'take responsibility' thing on its head. It's their turn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39776219
He's a wurm husband, he bathes in retard energy every day. Cut him some slack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39776661
Sex with a wurm feels so good that you might lose some IQ when you cum. That doesn't help either.

[Anonymous No.]

The monster under the bed wants cuddles, and so does the thing in the closet. Why won't you let them in, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39776593
>wonder if you were supposed to do something with your life
>succ maid goes back to giving you head
really helps the worries go away

[Anonymous No.]

>>39776501
>"Anon, ya gotta help me!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>39776676
but I do
I also put snacks under my bed so she doesn't go hungry

[Anonymous No.]

>>39776686
The rat girl's deception has worked

[Anonymous No.]

>>39776676
Tiger in my bed won't let me

[Anonymous No.]

>>39776676
>thing in the closet
Must be an alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>39776694
Pretty smart, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39776676
I will when they pay the rent with me...

[Anonymous No.]

That's not scam. It's just good investment in your future married life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39776694
>tricking a innocent anon that just wanted his monster happy
time to get a cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>39776661
>>39776675
It does tend to happen butvjabberwife is also a dark mage, so she fixes it right up when I get too dumb for my own goid

[Anonymous No.]

>>39776768
Aw shit,I think Caroline likes me this dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>39776729
The rat IS his monster now. Her, and her 26 sisters, living in the attic he didnt know he had.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39776679
>ya
I'm terribly sorry, lady, but I only help posh, haughty girls who can't utter a sentence without using outdated vocabulary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39776676
who? i just moved into this mansion that a creepy old tanuki gave me for free

[Anonymous No.]

>>39776722
I'm not usually a breast guy, but Danuki cleavage just keeps calling out to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39776904
You should know the saying:
>The larger the nuki's breasts, the bigger her lies

[Anonymous No.]

>>39776711
You'll get your rent when you fix the damn DOOR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39776679
so... need a milkin?
>>39776904
im going to bang this oba san

[Anonymous No.]

Squssy calls from the Worlds Extinguished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39776676
I really want to passionately fuck this monster, but I'm also scared...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39776935
She'll be gentle. Tentacles are excellent for stroking the hair of scared Anons. They're also great for stopping them from running.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39776899
Ok, so a quick few things to watch out for. The Thing Under The Bed, the Creature in the Closet, the Bump in the Night, the Laughter in the Basement, the Face in the Window, and the Eyes in the Dark. Be very careful, good luck, and don't resist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39776951
You really aren't helping!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39776997
sounds liek fun, real good fun, my last name aint horrorfucker for nothin, my family has a long history of fucking through spoopy manisons

[Anonymous No.]

>>39776915
Sounds like something a jealous old fox would come up with.
Danuki are nothing if not sweet, reliable, and honest once you've gained their respect. Not a difficult thing to do for an honest man of simple means, either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39776997
i'll just be the scarier one, just grab a creepy mask of mine, put on an old and blood-covered butchers outfit and grab a demon silver carcass spilter

[Anonymous No.]

>>39777025
>horrorfucker
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>39777153
yeah, my ancestor went up to the abyss looked at its many beady eyes, and went down on one knee and proposed to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>39776904
>What form you want?"
>"My own?"
>"But... oh, you dumb or something?"

[Anonymous No.]

I won't fall to Danukis!

[Anonymous No.]

im going to steal a danuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>39777053
Easy-access holes in clothing are my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>39777177
Did he fine a Shog down there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39777177
Anon this implies you are part abyssal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39777313
Yeah, he fined her $200 for multiple parking violations.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39777313
no, it was, if i rember correct some weird combo of mindflayer and cheshire
>>39777316
makes sense, I arouse a whole lot of deep sea and spoopy monsters for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>39777344
Are you sure you're not James Cameron?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39777368
>James Cameron
no, the names anon h.e. gieger horrorfucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>39777327
TAKE ME SHOG!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39777327
>SUBMIT
>SUB MIT
>SUP, MEAT
To this I say AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>39777385
Very good, sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39764056

[Anonymous No.]

>>39777412
time to send a couple packages and make some burnt cookies

[Anonymous No.]

>>39777412
>milk plants
something is very fishy and that aint that tuna merimaid i ate out a few minuters before

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39777455
Bad! No good! Very bad! Mean!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39777497
remeber, to tame a jabberwock, get a bunch of food

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39777558
why does everyone call wocks fat :( they look pretty healthy in the profile to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>39777576
>hes never seen a jabber clean out a buffet all by herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>39777560
>shirely
as in Shirley temple?

[Anonymous No.]

>now they invaded even the police force

[Anonymous No.]

>>39777617
Wasn't Shirley a maid in some posh English story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39777412
I like the slowly rising tensions in these news images but then I get sad because I remember they are just parodying our news

[Anonymous No.]

>>39777630
damn, patata quality

[Anonymous No.]

>>39777560
Dogs shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes in the house

[Anonymous No.]

>>39777412
I can't wait until the civil war chapter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39777657
humans shouldnt wear clothes, its unholy and shameful to hide what god gave you

[Anonymous No.]

>>39777793
Imagine walking around naked in the Jinko zone because they passed a new law.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39777813
nothing is gonna happen there, now going downtown or in a train....

[Anonymous No.]

>>39777793
>>39777813
I'm never walking around naked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39777576
Wonderland girls eat sweets all day long

[Anonymous No.]

I headcanon that Wisps have pocket dimensions in there. Its shaped based on their personality, but its usually a spooky castle with severel Hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39777885
They also fuck all day long. That'll burn more than a few calories, depending on the position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39777891
if they have a hubby that is

[Anonymous No.]

>>39777824
The hag train?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39777924
nah, any train but that would be the worst one by fair, you aint getting off unless you get all the hags off and with a couple buns in the oven

[Anonymous No.]

>>39777886
I'd have to disagree. It's a cage. You are trapped inside, you can feel the flames, and all you can think about is her.

Eventually, she'll "let you out", and you and her can do normal ghost-gf stuff. But your soul (or something) is still inside the cage.
Misbehave, and you'll burn as punishment. Try to escape, and you'll find the world impossible cold without her heat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39777984
sounds awful

[Anonymous No.]

>>39777924
I like small hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>39777936
or you'll be silently shoved into the nearest hag's clothes before you have time to react

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, imagine...
Shog, but angry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39778004
big and small are good, all that mattters is that they have the curves
>>39778014
that too or being put to sleep and getting raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>39778025
A hero tried to purge her husband for being an otherworldly abomination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39778025
imagine shog but clown

[Anonymous No.]

>>39778038
>>39778025

[Anonymous No.]

>>39778004
Oppai lolis are the answer to the Moosionary/Sabbath schisim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39777984
but she loves you, why would she punish you? i'm all for the 'trapped in a cage' thing (especially with that cage being between her legs) and i love yanderes, but them scorching your sorry ass isn't exactly pleasant

[Anonymous No.]

>>39772408
Liches deserve spats

[Anonymous No.]

>>39778045
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>39778150
>>39778150
terrifying, ain't it?

[Anonymous No.]

Elves would be better if they laid eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39778166
those aint elves, they some weird dragon, human nybrid or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>39778166
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39778113
It's a pain-as-pleasure thing. An intense and unbearable heat that scorches not the body, but the soul. You cannot move. You cannot even think.

But it is an act of cleansing. A purification. Whatever filth that ensnared your soul, and made you disobey and reject her, will be purged. Those negative emotions. The stains left on your soul by a cruel and uncaring world. She will burn it all away.
Remember what sort of man a Wisp often targets. They are not the sort of man you can trust with free agency, or just leave as they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39778194
Yes which makes them better than elves.

>>39778212
gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39778166
ah, krekovv. he has his hits and shits like any other artist

[Anonymous No.]

>>39778230
i remember that they have weird feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>39778246
Digitigrade feet are better anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39778283
honestly, i wanna know how those dango eating shrine maidens came to be

[Anonymous No.]

>>39778297
Presumably from an egg made by a mommy wyverian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39778372
>>39778372
>>39778372
what did evolution go through to end up at that, now thats my question