Monster girl thread

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hey look, i found a weird cow
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[Anonymous No.]

I'm getting really tired of holoniggers and vtumors killing half the threads I'm following by spamming their shit in the catalog

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>>41715700
same but what can be done, jannies dont do shit, have a cow for your trouble

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>>41715668
I found an even weirder cow.

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41715737
please take that stuff else where, im sick of seeing gacha stuff

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>dust rose from the dry earth with each crunching step
>the air shimmered with the heat
>the water was no mirage though
>kneeling down by it she took a taste
>the water was lukewarm but sweet to her
>she washed her hands and face, exercising great discipline, before drinking
>then he came out of the bush
>the cute mail boy
>"Oh, Jill from accounting! Fancy meeting you here!"
>she was thirsty and in terrible heat and he was naked and soon she was wet and...
The office. A silly place, isn't it?

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I'm not sure what's up with this one.

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>>41715757
some phantom is having the time of her life

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Anon is a slut who'd drink milk from any big breasted monster.

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>>41715764
The Hathorite Dynasty was known for such things

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>>41715764
i heard of that breed, fancy desert cows that make rich dark chocolate milk

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>>41715528
Smug brats should be dommed into submission gently so they learn to like being good girls.

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>>41715792
i found this cow out back trying to drain one of my holsts, i grabbed her by her nape and asked what she think she was doing

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>>41715771
Wrong! I would drink it from any massively breasted monsters.

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I really liked that sabbath idea I had. Now if only I could draw....

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>>41715771
its good protein and its free

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remofucation camps

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What is the dragon hiding?

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>>41715847
It's where fluffy monster are deported for not taking care of said fluff ?

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I love big strong girls so much

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>>41715860
Juicy fat roasted tail.

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>>41715869
I have an urge to make out with one embracing me.

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>>41715860
She wants you to think that she's hiding her treasure but really she's hiding the fact that she doesn't have any treasure.

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>>41715868
>find yourself a cute sith
>she doesn't tale care of herself and her fur is all matted and disgusting
At least she'll make you brush it.

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>>41715834
Watch out for ojou-sama holsts.
Their milk is extra sweet and creamy, not good for your macros.

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>>41715888
fuck off to /trash/

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>>41715847
All I'm saying is there's no evidence that it was more than 250 thousand danukis.

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>>41715869
i do love girls who are way bigger than me and are stronger because they are much larger but prefer them to be chubby, much nicer to sleep on

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>>41715879
>>41715913
amen

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>>41715898
no

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>>41715860
That despite all the yuri she really wants the D.

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>>41715908
You cant hold all that dark-mana behind wooden doors.

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>>41715700
Blame the mods for allowing it here for some reason despite giving them an entire board

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>>41716115
I think it's safe to say that jannies are among the people that monsters will not go for

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>>41715764
I know her massive lactating tits are one thing but the pharaoh's hair in this picture looks so fluffy. I want to pet her

[Anonymous No.]

Pesky heroines get their humanity privileges revoked.

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>>41716147
>humanity
>privilege

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>>41716147
Gonna become a mighty hero just so I can bully the vampire the vampire who kept raising taxes on the peasants and turning the girls into either ghouls or vampires as punishment.

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>>41716123
So many pretty horns, different styles and sizes. I want to rub and lick them all!

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>>41716203
>local anon falls to the first pick of ghouls on his way to the castle
Many such cases.

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>>41716213
>horn rubbing
extremely lewd and indecent

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I bet "working the graveyard shift" is a lot more literal in MGC.
How do I deal with Vampire costumers that keep flirting with me?

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>>41716255
Can vampires just enter anywhere with a welcome sign?

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>>41716263
>removing any signs welcoming the customer prevents vamps from coming in
>they have to use the drive-thru, where they can't get their hands on the male staff
this is discrimination

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>>41716264
The undead have no rights bro

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I wanna sniff danuki breath!

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>>41716147
Vampires are gay lol

[Anonymous No.]

Post your most pouty mg

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>>41716392
The world is a vampire

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>>41716147
A vampire harem seems like it would get gross quick if they do this kinda thing

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>>41716334
>Pay 9,99
>She'll let you sniff it
>She breathes out, 10 meters away
>Want to stick your face in her mouth?
>"That's extra, goy"

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>those chubby thighs that don't even fit in the stockings
I don't want to call her a big fat voremonster, but...

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How do I join the snake cult so I can ask out the high priestess?

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>>41716466
Getting milked for money by her just makes it that much more hot

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>>41716545
The high priestess is already married. Her eldest daughter though, who will be the next high priestess, is still very much single

[Anonymous No.]

Life inside a sandworm sounds pretty cool, and lewd

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i wanna be some fighter that gets hurt often but wins and flirt with the older nurse monster girl gently scolds me about going to far

[Anonymous No.]

Look at that cool girl with sprite glasses. Street cred up, right?
Honestly thought about doing that Jabby vs Bazel request but I dunno about Bazel's design. We talking about Monster Hunter Bazelgeuse, right

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>>41716757
I want to grab a hinezume and just bodyslam her and then sit on her until she gives up, because despite all her training she's still just a mouse and she shouldn't try to fight outside her weight class.

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>>41716817
She's got that Arcueid sweater

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>POV: you're a shota lost in hagville

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>>41716757
I just wanna be a random guard that stands up to a way too strong monster girl.

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>>41716930
i just want to do something tough but have some nice caring monster there to nag me a bit but ultimately care for me

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>>41716852
why are fox hags so smug and creepy

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>>41716334
Is she wearing her pantsu on her head?
That's not her breath you're sniffing.

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>H.A.G.

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>>41716951
Hot And Graceful

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Only real anons will understand the struggle.

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>>41716985
I would happily give my life saving the bees!

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>>41716985
Well this was the last place I expected to see dr.bees.

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>>41716930
>Guard anon managed to stop the dragon from stealing the kingdom’s treasure
>Sadly he lost his life in service to the crown
>All that’s left was a pile of ash
>Meanwhile guard anon is now being guarded by doting dragon wife
>Never met a human as stupid as him to stand up to her
>Knows he’ll get himself killed if she doesn’t take care of him
>He even jumped into her fire breath to stop her
>Luckily it just burned away his clothes
>Hugs him even tighter and wraps her wings around him

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>>41715668
No escape from the mass mind rape

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>>41716998
A blast from the past.

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>>41717003
Very cute

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>>41716985
10/10

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>>41716862
cute daughter

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How does one survive a "hunted by the whole farm" scenario?

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>>41717012
Escape?

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>>41717062
From the city

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Guys, help, I've been playing hide-and-seek with a Chameleos and she keeps sneaking right behind me and trying to give me head.

I've only been saved from that because she hasn't quite figured out what pants are, how do I get her to stop?

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>>41717071
Breaking out is impossible
Breaking in is insane

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>>41717027
Trickery and hiding, pray they can't smell fear

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>>41717083
Follow me, set me free
Trust me and we will escape from the city

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Anons, I feel really down and alone after moving. Could you post some cute hellhounds for me? I like her a lot.

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>>41717012
>>41717062
They look so squishy and huggable

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>>41717117

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>>41717117
I'd act tsundere around a hound just to really get her in the pelvis smashing mood

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>>41717163
Isn't that bed a little too small for her?
>>41717169
Alternate hairstyles are really cute!!

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>>41716985
>>41716993
>Ywn eat delicious honeybee girl vomit

[Anonymous No.]

man, hakus really drain me with their homework, its so boring but i have to do it

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>>41715668
A hebi is good for you

[Anonymous No.]

>no MG auntster who is really down to earth and funny and loves me even when I mess up

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>>41717238
Hang out with a cool one, even homework isn't boring with her.

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>>41717265
but the one i got is very strict and old fashioned

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>>41717265
>genki gyaru Hakutaku
Stop making me want to go back to school!

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>>41717273
Cool Gyarutaku classmate can still help you with homework from your strict Haku teacher.

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>>41717262
Simple dreams.

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>>41717295
nah fuck homework all together, i just gotta get 100s on everything else

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>>41716461
>Vampire feeding her firstborn daughter by vomiting husband blood into her mouth like a baby bird

[Anonymous No.]

hop on, nerd

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>>41717327
Gross dude whatcthe he'll

[Anonymous No.]

>no possessive wife to wake up to every day staring deeply into your eyes

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>>41717273
>>41717312
i got it, i'll fuck her then that will loosen her up

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>>41717281
No escape now anon, soon you'll be dealing with p'orc delinquents and 'nubis student council

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>>41717360
That seems really unsafe. She should wear a helmet.

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>>41717381
yeah, eyes, that's what i was staring at

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>>41717404
Will the gyaru pharaoh corrupt the anubis class president?

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>>41717418
don't worry, the apophis moral committee member will sort them out

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>>41717381

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>>41716817
I would fuck Baglegoose-chan

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>>41716817
OR here; yeah, if it helps you can remove the explosive 'beard', though you can keep it if you think it'll improve the overall design.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone made a Kulve Taroth dating sim

Golden Time
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeoXVo0HZt3MI2_qL1x2AR2wxp5JFRHJqGQUGDhILOWOWKsnw/viewform

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I want mommy kulve to break my dick and put it back together with kintsugi

[Anonymous No.]

Including both MGE and non-MGE girls, what would be the best huge breasted species for very rough maledom sex?

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>>41717117
"cute hellhounds" implies there are situations where hellhounds are not cute
that is wrong, as hellhounds are always cute

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine, the sweet milk of a dormouse.

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>>41717412
man I love that elf very much

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>>41715668

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>>41717589
Draphs

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How will Eros decide who gets the first son of the DL?

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>>41717751
A children's card game

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>>41717751
FFA between the unmarried Lilims, last girl standing gets him.

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>>41717763
with monster girls on motorcycles?

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>>41717763
but all I've got is a black/white heal/damage loop deck...

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>>41717701
fried fish looks tasty

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>>41717879
I didn't think foxes had emotions that weren't smug or double peace sign lewd face.

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>>41717751
just think of possibilities
>classic prince and pauper
>royal romance
>knight and their charge
>dragon abduction
>runaway
>love on the battlefield
>arranged marriage
so many scenarios, but only one prince...

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>>41717751
bet he runs from home and fights in touraments with a mass

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>>41717533
>YeaHeaBoi
neat little thing

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>>41717962
>>41717952
>running away
no good, Mara still wants to give him the "blessing" she was restrained from giving at the official ceremony, poor kid can't be away from a strong magical source

[Anonymous No.]

i wonder what type of hemets would exite some sallys and monsters that really like helms, ya know the ones where the males would have some nice head gear or something, maybe a good kettle helm or a morion with the plume

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>>41717879
Why is the Fox angry?

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>>41718035
>sallies are faceless appreciators

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>>41718035
modern helmets are just as likely as any other

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>>41718066
Belmo

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>>41718055
but which of helm they would like a barbuta, frog mouth, sallet, great helm, basicent, close helm, or something very different?

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>>41718055
>space lizards entranced by the mysterious captain anon

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>>41718035
>sallys
?

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>>41718101
slang for salamanders, newfren

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>>41718104
Nah that's not it.

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>>41718109
you mean the slang or you being new to that slang?

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>>41718104
>fren
Refrain from typing like a retard

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>>41718117
sorry, i aint gonna do that

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>>41718114
I think he means he doesn't get why Salamanders would like helmets.

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>>41718128
some types of sallys might like that stuff due to ancient instinct from their dino ancestors

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Anyone got any ideas for making my cait sith OC?

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>>41718159
Yeah a couple. Make it so she doesn't exist and you go back to your aids fiesta d*scord.

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>>41718159
Just make her a big ball of fluff like that meiling panda meme.

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>>41718181
Which discord?

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Do dragon sisters get along?

[Anonymous No.]

DNA evidence

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>>41718186
Example pic

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>>41718159
You'll have a solid base by editing that picture of soijak hanging himself.

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>>41718159
Start here.

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How do I deal with horny angels constantly saying the Chief God tasked them with containing my lust so I don’t breed with a monster?

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>>41718333
>no, miss angel, you are the monsters

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Gonna go grave robbing in Dragonia. I bet those dragons were buried with all sorts of expensive jewelry.

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>>41718333
Just pretend she's not there and say angels aren't real a ton

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>>41718333
dunno, maybe ask them to pray with you?

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>>41718333
They have insulted you by assuming your lust can be contained. Make the Demon lord proud and break them. Leave no angel uncorrupted.

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>>41718333
They''re right just do as you're told by them.

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Bonjour, chers utilisateurs anonymes. Je suis venu vous dire que j'apprécie les beautés divines à la peau sombre qui dépassent les filles pâles qui étaient autrefois considérées comme belles, et que je conseille vivement à chaque homme humain parmi nous d'avoir une belle reine sombre. S'il vous plaît, faites l'amour avec des elfes sombres, des amazones, des filles krampus, des oceloméhs, des orcs élevés, et surtout des chiens de l'enfer. Le sexe sera forcé et vous n'aurez aucune question à la fin. Vous aurez une déesse noire avec des pattes, des jambes duveteuses, et/ou une queue et elle vous utilisera comme un godemiché comme un bon garçon que vous êtes devenu pour elle.

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>>41718466
>"
didnt know angels can type with one hand
>>41718510
sorry i dont speak homo loser

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>>41716863
>Parents said not to talk to strangers unless they are police
>Ask nearby policewoman for help

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>>41718510
Je ne parle frog.

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>>41718510
Why is this cat speaking frog?

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>>41718521
police monster women in general shouldn't be trusted anyways.
Let's say you're being chased by six autistic succs and you resort to the police as your final resort. The police are just gonna restrain you and let the rape happen and they're gonna allow unrelated monsters walking by to cheer them on

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>>41717062
>Being passed around as a squid plaything

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>>41718510
>French is ze language of love, mon amie hon hon hon
>you like ze petit children, non? then come to ze Paris Sabbath, we stuff your face with le kwasont et la kunni aussi sacre blue

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>>41718623
>this is also my childhood neighbor. They all are my childhood neighbor. I think I must have lived on a culdesac.

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>>41718532
She's a chocolate cat and the French had a number of colonies in Africa.

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I'm so thirsty.

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Kiiishishishishi~

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Anons. The winter is almost here and it's going to get cold. Who's your top pick for the coziest monster to cuddle once it's snowy outside?

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>>41718792
My favorite monster girl has that covered.

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>>41718763
i had a stupid though of a human boy being raised by wild kakuens and he meets a civilized succ from the city

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>>41718792
I could go for a cute Sally.

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>>41718763
I don't come from monkeys. I come in the monkey.
>>41718818
This time it's the guy who teaches a stressed monster how to enjoy the simpler life.

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>>41718792
fluffy ogre spider

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>>41718845
Setting up campfires in the wild can attract all kinds of Monsters!

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>>41718852
You fool, she's gonna attract a Rajang!

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>>41718792
Climate change made it so it'll never be cold again, I don't have to worry about snow, i'll continue being nudist with my wife in the nice polluted hot air like usual

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>>41718792
I know she's a bit lacking in body heat, but she's always the choice for me. Zombie daki is the only one for me.

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>>41718852
I like to think few monsters would want to tango with an ushi-oni. Especially when she has already claimed a dude.

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>>41718792
Will o the wisp, can't feel cold if you are constantly burning

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>>41718792
Either a salamander because she's warm and doesn't like cold either, or a wight that wants to stay warm, or an ice queen you've gotten used to.

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>>41718792
Dire Miralis. Everywhere she goes, she brings her own hot tub!

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>>41718792
Hellhounds, if you really think about it hellhounds a pretty good for winter, who needs to pay for heating when your wife is already one. Also if you use her milk for hot chocolate you can skip a few steps.

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>>41718792
its robo time

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>>41718792
wurm jabberwock and ophanim bogie

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>>41718181
>>41718227
Why are you guys so mad? Yeah furries are fucking disgusting (i throw lolis into the same bin too) but it's canon

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>>41718974
so?

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>>41718974
>suddenly brings lolis into it again
You aren't fooling anyone

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>>41718924
>if you use her milk for hot chocolate
care to elaborate how this would warm you up any better than regular hot chocolate?

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>>41718974
Can't resist complaining about lolis while defending furries, like clockwork.

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>>41718792
Me and 2 plump elves in bed.

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>>41718996
>>41719030
He's not wrong, they are canon.

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need me a big dumb bird

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>>41719061
So is a potion that turns you into a dog, but somehow people here don't want to see pictures of a cute succ getting railed by a literal fucking dog.

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>>41719091
> large and powerful beasts such as wolves and horses are preferred.
lmao.

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>>41719083
Get yourself an Onmoraki!

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Spending time with your monster girl wife at the park is peak comfy anons.

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>>41718890
You have enough body heat for both of you with some blankets.

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>>41718792
I want a dormouse cuddle pile

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>>41719144
they are small so you would need it. The downside of small girls.

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>>41719138
i want a really long greenworm

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>>41719159
Long Greenworms with kissable tummies are what all men should desire

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>>41719152
You don't need more than one small girl if she's a heat source.

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>>41719209
but I do want more than one small girl

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>>41719229
yeah but then i start wanting more than 1 big girl too

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>>41719207
I'm sorry, I find Wonderworms with kissable tummies more desirable.

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>>41719299
they're so delightfully languid

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Imagine a big strong monstergirl with a femboy husband:

>https://twitter.com/wanderjegson/status/1578460245642588160
>https://twitter.com/wanderjegson/status/1588622075199193090

I do agree that a cute femboy husband and a big strong tomboy wife is a cute dynamic. Can it also translate well with mamono?

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dont care, reddit spacing, homo shit
fuck off

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>>41719371
gay

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>>41719299
Wonderworms are acceptable as well anon.

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>>41719377
You dropped this (you)

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>>41718043
Semen withdrawal.

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>>41719401
Wonderful

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Fox property.

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Remember that if you're the only guy in an adventuring party with monsters there is a 9/10 chance you will end up as their husband.

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>>41718892
>I was showering honey, can I please have some privacy?

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>>41719443
You can remain a virgin if you're the comic relief of the party, especially the type that makes wild claims about his romantic prospects.

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>>41719443
I'm the healslut not healhusband. My pyrow wives and I keep it strictly professional.

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>>41719459
Anon no, if you're the comic relief then chances are you 'die' in the horror quest line!

>>41719463
>Healslut
>Wives
>Professional.

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>>41719478
got a healslut business card and everything

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>>41719445
She knows that you know that you're only supposed to shower with her.

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>>41719443
I wanted to be an adventurer, but I don't know if I can take that risk. A 10% chance of losing my girls is just too risky.

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>>41719443
Works for me

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>>41719478
It's an occupation thing you wouldn't understand.

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>>41719493
The 10% is accounted alpings.

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>>41719443
That's just silly, anon. My party members are all my good friends and there's no way friends see each other like that

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>>41719497
Its a great way to bond and also build that nest egg

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>>41719478
>Anon no, if you're the comic relief then chances are you 'die' in the horror quest line!
Nah, you can just sit it out in a safe place away from the party cause your personality clashes with the tone of that quest, or after you "die" you come back safe and sound (and still a virgin cause it's funny).

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>>41719530
>choose comic relief
>It will be easy, they said.
>lose in the first dungeon to the big bad showing off how evil she is
>party thinks you are dead to give them a reason to fight on
>pop up again just at the final boss fight to give a motivational speech with the boss's former lieutenant that the party defeated.
>"Hey guys, I didn't die! And this nice mindflayer helped me through my trauma."
>"Eyes down here, please. This is where I live now, I just kinda hang off it."
Don't be that guy

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>>41719443
>Remember that if you're the only guy in an adventuring party with monsters there is a 9/10 chance you will end up as their husband.
Recruiting lvl1 party members from Beginner Town has some hidden risks even though they're just cute lolis.

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>>41719591
>Remember, when recruiting level 1 lolis to make sure you hire them from either a reputable guild or have the "identify" skill
>Mostly because Identify will tell you if their true level is 1 or if their job level is one...and their true level is up in the 50s.

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>>41719443
I'm gonna go to the adventuring guild in Hagville and join a party!

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>>41719489
But I had a bad day at work!

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>Being the comic relief
>Not tanking damage for the squishy dark mage
I am big fat dude, I will grind to become big musclefat dude, and protect the soft girls behind me!

[Anonymous No.]

Sounds like a lot of effort, I'm just going to bend the hub town merchant over her counter and end my adventure there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41719627
You're in her embrace, your day is immediately better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41719478
Finally, it's finally gonna end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41719599
Max level witch got tired of looking for a perfect Onii-Chan and decided to make her own. The Sabbath has some pretty bad issues with groomers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41719667
You WILL be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41719669
>"What? I'm a level 1 sorceress!"
>'Yes but you're also a level 99 witch.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>41719648
>"You thought it was a tanuki but it was actually a Kitsune in disguise!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>41719669
>The Sabbath has some pretty bad issues with groomers.
I'll gladly take any and all level 999 baphomets that want to groom me until they turn on me and say now I have to prove my worth in a fight.
Then give up instantly because I had already proven myself on the journey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41719443
>want to try your hand at this adventuring stuff
>don't really know where to start but ms echidnas dungeon is rated for beginners
>they're even nice enough to rent you some equipment for cheap, a couple waivers and signatures later you're good to go
>one room later you're pit against a level 1 slime who melts all your equipment and sexually assaults you for a while
>no biggie, these things happen. you scrap together enough equipment to maintain a bit of modesty and go to bumble your way out
>at the exit you slam into an invisible barrier that reminds you that you still have a debt to pay
>breakage of the rental equipment counts against you and it's quite a hefty tab
>thankfully ms echidna is a kind and reasonable lady who will allow you to work off your debt at the rest-stop tavern halfway through her dungeon
>the uniforms a little tight but you take to the job pretty well. most of the customers are just lonely monsters annoyed no adventurers ever make it far enough in the dungeon to reach them.
>sure they get a little rowdy and handsy every so often but overall they're very nice and love to chat
>ms slime stops by to wink at you every so often
maybe becoming level 99 bartender was the real adventure

[Anonymous No.]

>>41719443
What happens in the 1/10 chance? You become [TRUE COMPANIONS]?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41718510
Thanks homie, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41719727
Every rpg that I've played that had non combat classes has always led me to getting completely derailed from the adventure. I'd probably end up being married to some mermaid princess or leviathan monster girl because I maxed out fisherman after I found a free rod in the starting zone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41719665
I can’t argue with that with the Ushi

[Anonymous No.]

>>41719671
I would be happy with her and her alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>41719757
It accounts for alping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41719443
i'll just go solo, no matter how bad it gets

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720056
Yeah well if they're so great then why don't I have a foxwife sitting in my lap RIGHT NOW?

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh! Cursed Gun being indecent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720056
I am immune to fox propaganda

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720061
>why don't I have a foxwife sitting in my lap RIGHT NOW?
A question that haunts us all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720061
she is too busy raiding your underwear drawer, common among foxes

[Anonymous No.]

wurm wife is best wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720130
Woah! Small!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720144
Silly wurm, she isn't flat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720229
she aint shaded, and heres her cousin, they come form a family of wurm holsts

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720144
>>41720257
and heres there great x 10^6 grand aunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720126
You are not immune to Foxpaganda

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720307
iam,ion;lythinKofWURM

[Anonymous No.]

>>41715668
YOU UNWASHED MASSES CAN INLY CHOOSE ONE! THE PHARAOH OR THE APOPHIS! WHI DO YOU CHOOSE!? PICK ONE AND ONLY ONE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720329
Oh... no?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720329
>telling me what to do
screw you, I'll take them both!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720329
apophis+anubis is better anyhow

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720329
Step 1. I pick the snek
Step 2. I use said snek to get the Pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons,

Take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, remember that monster girls have a habit of sleeping atop your chest so make sure you're sleeping on your back so its easier for them to get there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720361
>sleep on back
>succ neighbor breaks in to sleep on top of you since you "were asking for it"
think I'll just sleep on my side

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720369
>"Hah, this will show the-"
>Get big neighbor oni big spooning you

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720375
s-surely sleeping facedown will protect me?

[Anonymous No.]

How do you escape from a Bogey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720381

Welcome to snegging, population: you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41719443
I'm Saving Myself for the Level 15 Hellhound in the dungeon, while my level 2 Ass may not be able to defeat her in combat right now, I will get strong enough to be even with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720381
>"Anon are you OK? Why do you hate yourself?"
>Dormouse asking why Anon is sleeping like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720381
Sleep in a sitting position. They'll never see that one coming!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720383
pull some zippers

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720399
>sleepy kot claims your lap

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720399
>sleep sitting up
>>>41720130 happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720403
>>41720412
It seems we need to take drastic measures. Time to sleep walk!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720426
>neighbors fall over themselves trying to direct your sleepwalking into their homes
Nah, we just need not to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes I wonder if the people here would be considered himbos if the portals open up

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720329
>>41720341
>>41720350
>>41720356
>Choosing and worshipping harlots

Fools! I only worship and praise King Deshret, the Scarlet King! The true god king of all the desert lands!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720391
It's just more comfy. I get to hug my pillow and pretend I'm hugging someone. I do the same when I lay on my side. Makes me feel less lonely. If only there were a better way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720476
i'm only a slut until a monster shows interest in me, then i'm an exclusive slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720476
>portal opens
>only strong enough for a few monsters to get through at a time
>bottleneck forms
>married monsters have to drive past a crowd of Anons holding cardboard signs with their types and preferred species
>word reaches the monster side that there's a horde of men begging to fuck them on the other side
>lilim in charge decides it must be a trap and restricts access
>horny energy on both sides of the portal starts ripping open random holes in space time

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720476
Does it count if you're being dense and dumb on purpose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720486
are bogeys canonically that big?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720518
depends how much stuffing you use

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720518
They are technically an oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720329
After her careful plan comes together, the rebel-leader TismWan rides triumphantly into the Palace with her Anon... and they are riding on a smirking BlackHoss...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720329
I don't want

[Anonymous No.]

Is it a valid strategy to anger monsters by pushing false information?
>Telling a vampire that they were once the size of cats and leapt from tree to tree
>Telling a kejourou their hair is actually a kind of dextrous cartilage
>Telling a ryu she's actually more closely related to oomakude than she is to other dragons
>Telling a ghoul they used to be an anal focused species instead of a blowjob one
>Telling a lilim that succubi are just human women with bone deformities that resemble horns, wings, and a tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720523
>>41720486
>KC makes a girl with Seaport energy
>Gives her an aesthetic I absolutely can't stand

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720612
>Telling an Inari that you like the Huli Jing next door more
>Telling Fatalis that she "isn't as strong as the stories make her out to be"
>Telling a dormouse that Daylight Savings Time hit early

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720476
We're not good looking enough for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720612
>Telling an angel that you're an Atheist and that she's not actually an angel but a magical apparition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720496
Luckily it only takes one extremist mamono to very quickly solve this issue. Based KC really though of everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>41718043
stuck in a shitty gacha

[Anonymous No.]

I want freedom, to become one with Shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721022
but what about muh free will, muh humanity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41718630
good post

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721013
Hate it when that happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721013
>>41721170
I love that one little fennec fox I but don't want to contribute to arkshit spam here

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721170
Is she one of them Death Stranding delivery people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721179
Fair. It has some solid character designs.

>>41721182
She's an explorer and an asshole

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721022
Granted; shog grants you total freedom and will do anything you desire. The downside is merging with her feels so good you want for nothing more than to live in her pseudo-seedbed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41718510
Salut mon gars, va te faire foutre avec ton pavé traduit sur Google traduction. Je te rejoins seulement sur les chat noirs, ça c'est bien mais il faut les mater et les dresser. D'après ce que tu dis c'est clairement pas ton objectif ce qui fait de toi une salope.
Tldr : you're not french, only black Kots are cool and women, not men, should be tamed

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721170
>>41721179
>>41721199
That game has so many character designs that I wish could get used in something other than a gachashit phone game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721244
Yeah it sucks, if they made a premium game I'd probably play it but I just don't wanna touch gacha shit with a ten foot pole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721179
Same. It hurts going scavenging for mg art and finding a golden picture just for it to be gacha or a vtuber. Especially if it's for a girl that is pretty niche.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721256
Eh, I don't really care what the source is as long as it looks good. People seem to get worked up about it though.
Pic related doesn't look far off from a normal MGE yeti but people go psycho because it's apparently a vtuber, but whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721270
>People seem to get worked up about it though.
I would say it's less of a problem with the game itself and more with the recent trend of gachaspam, often with no commentary added. There were very few complaints when it was mostly occasional boatfox or even rarer fate girls.
Vtubers are less known so most people don't know unless they reverse search it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721294
Yeah that's fair

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721270
Fuck, I was sure it was a yeti until I read your post

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721331
Sorry to disappoint!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721270
>Sasquatchulous
heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721331
vtumors often copy MGE designs, I think a not-kobold was one of the first I've seen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721256
Personally I don't care. A good design is a good design.

>>41721270
I'd have never known that image was a vtuber if you didn't say so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721402
I've posted it a few times before in the past and had several people angrily comment on it, seemed like most people knew but I guess it was only a vocal minority.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721355
theres a hellhound one somewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721447
no I think that one's from mg dreams

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721447
There is yeah, he uses this rig. I feel kinda bad for him paying what was likely a decent bit of coin to have it made (along with others) but he doesn't seem like he gets many viewers at all.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to skip the maid stage and go directly to shoggoth wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721457
>He
Wait what ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721469
Yeah. Guy just really likes Hellhounds, he doesn't try to pass himself off as a girl or anything, just has a Hellhound for his model. I've seen some Japanese male vtubers do the same, not super uncommon, but I do imagine most people would prefer an actual girl.

[Anonymous No.]

the rain has stopped, I can once more venture outside

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721506
Going outside when it rains is comfy. I walk 1 hours during some big rains after i got rejected and at the end i was happy, the smells of humid forest and grass cleared my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721506
You're in the eye of the storm. You can't run from her now.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721506
>wall of rain blocks off your path back home
>wind starts pushing towards the safe refuge in the mountain shrine
no use fighting it

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721506
>Ryu goes to the store
>Small kid is very curious about her
>"Madam, are you a Chinese dragon?"
>3 days of rain follow
>Not because of the Chinese dragon part
>It's because she was called "Madam" when she's still a youthful 500 y/o lady

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721506
Will someone go to the shrine and fuck her already
It's been raining for 23 days in a row i want to go fishing goddamnit

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721807
Alright, I'll take one for the team. Wish me luck, bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721828
Watch out for the snakes loitering around the shrine entrance.

[Anonymous No.]

Eastern dragons are virgins

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721469
>>41721490
Obvious coombait models tend to attract ire when the voices don't match up. But even if he put on a Dr. Mrs. The Monarch smoker voice that ain't going to make him entertaining or stream with a consistent schedule. This is the first I'm hearing of him so his networking sucks ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>41718792
that would be best girl LN-edition genki Minotaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721899
>All dragons are virgins
fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722051
I follow him on twitter, purely because he gets comms of his hellhound, and I like hellhounds. He tries, but it's hard to make it anywhere in streaming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720612
Remember that Manticores pretend that monsters kill and eat humans, so it's possible there was at least one case of Manticore cockblocking another monster.

[Anonymous No.]

How many explosion jokes can I make before Ms. Brachy enrages?

[Anonymous No.]

>Kikimora comes to a realization
>her master never ordered her or requested anything, he just passively goes with whatever she does
>she decides she must make him more assertive

[Anonymous No.]

>>41718792
i pick an elf,you can never go wrong with an elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722256
>Implying kiki doesn’t know best
>Implying kiki doesn’t know her master well enough to do things without his order
>Implying kiki isn’t holding me at broom point
>Implying kiki hasn’t looked away and this isn’t a call for help
>Implying I wouldn’t want a shog to save me

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721899
So am I
Remember to stay pure for your monster wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722405
>Not turning your wife/girlfriend into a monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722154
hell, even the royal court are alll virigns

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722474
Do you really think we have either of those?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722405
If we stay virgin and celeb because we hope that some magical portals will open, are we mad ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722284
Two elves? Three elves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722513
We're all a little mad here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722524
Just one

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722633
Booring

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722528
choco cheshire is better cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

I know it's an old and overused trope, but I still believe the best elves are the haughty pure virgins who become absolute nymphos after their first time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722639
I told you to stop using these words Cheshy, now look what Druella did to you as a punishment.
>>41722646
I get a feeling that is quite true, even without believing in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722649
ah yes, the fake adidas swimsuit

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722653
>when Cheshire wife hears your ancestors were polish

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722653
gopnik chesh when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722649
>druella
>Thinks that her skin color is the only reason is why no men want her
>>41722662
I'd start speaking spanish

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722666
satan, i believe you have the skill to make such high art

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722653
Cheshires don't have the money to buy brand name products.
They're all either minimum wage tour guides or paid internet shills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722718
thats why you go for hatters and jabberwocks, they both are rich

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722633
Good man. Monogamy is the true path to happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722724
I'd rather neet out with a cheshire who hates life like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722784
>hates life
come on, you aint 12

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722788
I think you are being too literal there. Most people hate their lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722797
i dont, nor see any reason why for my sake, so stop being sad and fucking do somtheing about it as well stop sad posting

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722805

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722750
But what if you want both a vanilla and a choco elf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722750
Very selfish if you ask me, to give your love to only one monster when there are many more yearning for a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

imma be a whore monsters dial up when they and their nerdy freinds want to get laid

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722908
Very selfish if you ask me, to seek more wives instead of giving your full undivided love and attention to your wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722817
Yes, quite accurate resume of my current life, Cheshire san

[Anonymous No.]

my wock wife, caroline raroline
https://imgur.com/ANYhoiY

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723078
+1 for drawing your own wife. Commissions are cuckoldry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723081
uhhh, how? if you dont know how to draw her, you can pay an artist to do so?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Your heavy armor bro that was adventuring together with you and that was in your presence when you stripped to jump in the water to catch a rare fish to complete a quest was actually an elf. What do you do about this situation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723133
we're different species so it's not weird to be naked in front of each other or anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723133
already knew she was an elf cuase when i killed a deer with my bare hands to eat, she didn't want the meat as well as the fact she didnt like it when i trained my kicks on trees

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723133
saves me the money on tavern wenches, so it's cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723106
Imagine the kisses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723150
You’re a manwhore

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723133
Disgusting, heavy armor enjoyers can't be elf, only dwarf are allowed in our club.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723143
That’s what virgin lilims say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723133
Beautiful monsters who wear evil looking heavy armor is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723133
>Led lights in the helmet
>Not a power armor
>Don't keep the armor to swim
She is not a heavy armor bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723207
Do you mean cartoon looking ? She's a fucking clown and I'm speaking about the cool sexy one.

[Anonymous No.]

it's all about the stats anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723207

[Anonymous No.]

Armor is for pussies

[Anonymous No.]

Cowmancy

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723267
Enjoy getting stomped by your first encounter. At least i can fall on her cmand call it a draw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723249
>Your succubus rogue is barely wearing anything
>Offer her an expensive leather armor with great stats
>She refuses to wear it because it has a lower SEX bonus than her current armor
>She mentions something about a dense adventurer who fails to notice her despite all her investment in the lewd tree

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723357
despite their utility nobody respects the sex scaling builds

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723329
t. scrub who can't dodge

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723367
No weapon scales with sex, it's dump stat for idiots

[Anonymous No.]

You may touch the birdie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723368
>>41723329
Imagine having flesh so weak since you hit it often with more s’more dangerous stuff and rub lots of salt on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723368
Why dodge when you can take everything behind a towershield and strike back with an ultra greatsword ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723376
but now its mother won't want to come back to the nest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723374
t. will instalose to a succ

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723376
Sexooo with the bird

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723374
It's for unarmed builds, your bare hands are better than any weapon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722876
get tanlines elf. choco and vanilla mixed in one.
sadly i don't have any SFW examples so you'll have to use your imagination here

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723389
Imagine using a shield and not taking it head on and breaking the weapon with just your flesh

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723406
My hand can't shoot around 2.000 rounds per minutes, I'm sticking with my walking turret build

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723420
The flesh is weak, in iron i trust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723422
Cause you ain’t trying hard enough dummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723429
If you let it be, it will, but if you temper it like steel, then it shall become steel

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723329
dyings not so bad. it's nice to chat with the resurrection lady at the church

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723389
>sit behind towershield, blocking a Jinko Brawler's heavy attacks from the front
>suddenly, get backstabbed with D.Silver knife, OHKO even through armor
>Arachne Rogue with french accent just honhonhons at you and calls you her "petite chou-fleur"
and then the whole enemy team had their way with dunce-knight Anon, and they all lived happily ever after, the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723393
That is a burden you must now carry

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723437
Sure i can train my arm for years or i can cut it off, get a mechanical one that i can change at will and even switched it to a grenade launcher. My choice is made

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723422
>shoot around 2.000 rounds per minutes
Not worth it when you have to grind money for ammo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723452
Why this treacherous spider speak my language. Sale pute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723368
>Armorless Anon enters a boss fight with a Lich
>He immediately starts rolling around her
>She sighs and casts an AOE blast
>Anon gets one-shot
>His unconscious body is thrown at horny ghouls

[Anonymous No.]

Is it true what they say about kikis feather
Duster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723465
you do know wumr milk exists?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723479
i wouldnt dodge, i would walk foward slowly with purpose, eyes looking right at the lich, looking with lust in my eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723484
Wurm milk is less cool and don't allow me to change my arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723479
>can't dodge AOE attacks
t. scrub

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723452
Knight anon should win and have is way with none of this harlots. Only Alice is worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723496
so having indefinite muscular tension isnt cool?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723508
Not as much as being a cyborg

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723514
cyborg is boring and gey

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723508

[Anonymous No.]

Stealth is the only thing that matters, weapons and armor can't do shit when you steal it off them

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723527
nah, thats gey too cause you fucked when you found out and every monster knows when a mans near

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723521
Hyper Muscle man are even gayer. I'm sure that you drink your wurm milk while seeing at cum, Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723470
I can hear the tick tock. Best monstergirl to erase meme conditioning from my brain(no mindflaying please)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723441
i think i would be there alot when first starting out
>>41723533
muscle aint gey lest you think about it that way, geyboy

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722232
As many as you want, because she's absolutely incorrigible when it comes to puns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723532
>every monster knows when a mans near
Not all of them.
A dumb P'Orc mob who notice you unless you're a sweaty mess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723474
because TF2 spy, that's the reference i was going for. backstabbing and all that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723541
Same apply for cybernetics, Alp in denied

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723555
>in denied
someone mad lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720108
>Draw a human girl
>call it a robot
I sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723543
if i remember correctly almost all monsters have heightened senses

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723532
Metal gear x MGE when ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723563
>Denial*
sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723586
ok tin can anon,

[Anonymous No.]

Wurm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723594
Is it true that you lose IQ if you cum too hard in wurm pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723594
The true nemesis of heavy armor enjoyers

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723594
are extremely cute and have extremely protein heavy milk!
>>41723597
no, it actually increases due to decreasing stress

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723597
it'll make your kids smarter so it's fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723594
the can opener herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723597
no, thats kakuens

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723608
I can take her down easily. I just have to hug her and princesse carry her back home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723617
no, you have three options, dance the wurm mating dance, very complex but fun dance, tame her with some nice angus beef or wrestle her into submission

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723625
You can't shoot it ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723625
feign injury, wurms are weak to that

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723629
anon she burrows through the ground at warp speed
I don't think even demonsilver bullets are going to do anything except bounce off her scales

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723629
y u wanna shoot her?
>>41723631
but you will get prince carried then as well get her titties in your mouth

[Anonymous No.]

Long night? Hehehe...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723634
wurms hardened armor is highly effective against things like swords, bullets, explosions and logic

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723594
She said, with great confidence. Wurm was, after all, an authority on the subject.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723578

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723594
armored wurm for extra heavy stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720806
That would be funny
>Telling a ghost she's actually just a kind of swamp gas
>Telling a wight her "spectral claws" are actually a layer of mucous
>>41722220
Sounds more like they accidentally cockblock themselves by driving gullible men into the protective arms of other monsters. I can see married Manticores doing it on purpose to set couples up. Heck, I can see Chaos monster husbands and dragons messing with naive adventurers with their monstrous forms
>I let you "save" your crush from me and pretend to be defeated for 50 dollars

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723678
when you always go in a straight line i suppose eye holes don't add much anyhow

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723671
wrong metal gear

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723693
and they even team up sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723699
>wrong
But enough about you

[Anonymous No.]

41723712
>Yuri shit
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723712
>conversation about sneaking
>metal gear gets mentioned as a game about sneaking
>anon hears metal gear and can only think og the action spin-off
why do you fighters always pick INT as your no-upgrading stat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723720
Not him but I like yuri
but only if it's non consensual

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723735
yuri is only good when it's two wives preparing each other for the husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723720
what, where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723745
I think he referred to the artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723743
i do often find my wurm and jabber wife teasing and playing with my bogie wife since she has a kind small tits when compared to them two

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723721
Sorry, only had that image on hand that was also MGE related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723720
Shut the fuck up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723763
And it's a perfect fit with last discussion. Thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723720
those are a bunch of known mg OC waifus though

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723767
So you don't mind if I post gay mens ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723779
alps get posted all the time

[Anonymous No.]

41723779
41723720
Attention Whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723779
Girls fooling around with each other is hot, Druella agrees.
Fags get the rope though.

[Anonymous No.]

So Yuri is ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723795
shouldnt be the focus

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723533
Cyborgs are crypto-monster girls

Anything past a prosthetic and maybe an electric eye puts you one step closer to alping territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723795
Girls cannot love girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723779
Go ahead I would love to see all 3 tb you have saved on your desktop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723795
It was generally not a problem around here as long as it was not about romantic girl x girl relationships, pretty much the same as KC's stance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723804
As long as you still have part of your brain, penis and balls, it's ok. Cybernetics don't make you gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41715668

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723832
You're really not even the same person at that point. I hope you didn't fall for the "humans are just brain mechs" meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723795
I kind of understand, yurifags can be some of the most pervasive shitposters, but there's absolutely no yuri in the picture you're complaining about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723840
Our body is just a physical vessels given by God. Our true self is our souls, which is independent from the Ego.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723841
some people can't into context

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723817
If gachi materials count as gay, I'm maybe reaching an unhealthy amount.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723855
which was made in his image, which is perfect, in which the soul will take the same shape, so are you saying that god i s imperfect flawed and must be changed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723840
it wouldn't feel right without all those weird glands and bullshit chemicals making me feel things as an imperfect organic being

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723893
Now we need to talk about the kikiposting problem

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723863
Adam and Eve where made to his image in body and souls, sadly our sins drift us apart from said perfect image. We can still cleanse our souls thanks to Jesus Christ's sacrifice. Concerning the body it's way more difficult to answer it, can cybernetics help reach our original form or will lead even more far away from God ? It's a difficult question, are we in a Babylon's tower scenario or it's more akin to modern medicine who change parts of our body ? Also fuck you with your stupid fedora gotcha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723896
I liked the maid war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723916
>Babylon's tower
Why larp a Christian when you don't even know your own stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723721
There is sneaking in MGR, scrub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723916
i dont think techolongy was the way to the original form also dont use God to pedal your stuff if you dont know about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723925
Auto correct mistake. Babel was the right one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723926
but it's not the focus

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723930
I never said that it was or said this to pedal my stuff. I only said that our soul is our only self.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723946
Then why can your personality be changed by brain damage?

[Anonymous No.]

God is not ok with mamono ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723965
he would be very happy with them, they act like woman should be, loyal and ready to have kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723965
He made Angels, didn't He?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723975
Even the succ, demon and such ?

[Anonymous No.]

Could mamono mana cure the crossed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723984
they want kids and are loyal to their man, right? He aslo dont care for skin or looks as long as they follow his commandments as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723991
HORSECOCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723991
Crossed ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723994
>HORSEPUSSY
fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723997
Edgy comic, don't look it up, don't think about it. It's not worth acknowledging here. Although Garth Ennis wrote it and Alan Moore did a miniseries for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724003
I stand corrected

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724011
I read it and wanted to makes sure. Why are we talking about that here ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723940
Lol. Watch me sneak in a few extra hits on the boss, skipping the phase 2 trigger for a new WR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724037
Nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724036
I don't know. I don't want to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724037
wrong kind of sneaking, dummy
this is why gazer is worst girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724011
>Garth Ennis
I've grown to dislike this guy
He just seems salty about mainline comics with little reason to do so

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724089
It's just part of his image to act like he hates superheroes, but when he wrote them in something like Hitman that didn't show at all.
So anyway, monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724089
It's a combo of growing up on comics based on war stories and 2000-AD and only touching Marvel/DC in his late teens, he tents to bitch an moan about how silly the comics settings are.

To bring this on topic, could MGE work in a superhero setting? (not saying a marvel/dc cross, just a setting with superheroes)

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724067
>wrong kind of sneaking
No such thing, I'm afraid
>>41724044
Maybe if you stopped hating and started working out you could get some bitches on yo dick.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724139
Waiting for the portals seems more interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724126
Probably like those porn ones where hero lady gets corrupted to work for the villain.
or hero dude gets corrupted and marries the villain

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724139
No women unless they are monster women. No compromise, portals any day now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720329
The Pharaoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>41715668

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724347
Maids and their knives. So silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>An Anaconda can reach a length of 30 feet (9 meters) and weigh up to 550 pounds (227 kilograms).
Lamias are way, way wider than anacondas.
Do all lamias weigh a metric ton? Snakes are FAT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724361
Cease this course of investigation. Never ask a woman her weight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724361
my wives are combined total of a semi truck i assume

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724361
The tail is all fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724361
>a lamia in your house would crush your floor, let alone your furniture

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724361
Still lighter than a centaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724126
I don't see MGE as being a forum for western-comix style 'cape-shit', other than 'good vs bad' Kaiju mamonos or other uberpowered mamonos fighting each other over a scarcity of Anons.
A MGE-genderflipped version of a trad anime character like 'Rapeman' could be a caped-'hero' in MGE bravely raping unworthy Anons into suitable husbando-material, but there's still no 'pantsu-on-the-outside' costume.

[Anonymous No.]

Kinda decided on a wyvern style on Bazel, not sure about the colour scheme yet. Also, I kind of like that kind of messy lineart, you think It should be cleaned up or can I get to full colouring?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724481
I want to read the magical girl baphomet story. Someone ask KC to write it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724485
You could use the explosive scales as her tits, too; like stuffing a bra. Needs a more smug, miffed look on her face, like she knows she can kick your ass and she doesn't have the time to do so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724485
Big booba is not aerodynamic! Wyvern should be lithe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721204
All your senses and thoughts are shared.
Shog can take over until it's time to pull you out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724573
Bazelgeuse needs bombs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724589
A what now

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724361
Imagine the absolute mass of a wurm.

You've not only got the weight of a lamia, but you're adding on heavy dragon scales on top of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724598
Fat explosive scales. Except, you not. Not droppable

[Anonymous No.]

Water your plants

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724598
just the monster hunter spammer

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724635
>Wurm hops onto an industrial grade scale
>It breaks
>She celebrates as if she beat a record
No more ice cream for miss wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724126
>could MGE work in a superhero setting?
Better question would mgs like superhero stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724796
the older stuff, back when batman was just puching villains and not having to worry about the joker killing family memebers just to fuck with him

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724796
Claremont X-Men was basically filled with S&M stuff so of course they would

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724126
>and then Druella personally fingered every orphan girl and turned them all into eternally happy superhuamans
MGE is a superhero setting already

[Anonymous No.]

>"Interesting to say the least. Still no clear picture, but we may learn something soon."
*radio silence for several hours*
>"Nothing further to report for today. I'm going to sleep."

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723795
post it if you want to post it, don't listen to the resident alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724835
I have heard that the creator of wonder woman was in a kinky threesome relationship, which was partly why getting tied up was one of her OG weaknesses

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724868
Oh yeah, Marston was living the dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724650
use catbox for off-topic images

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724858
Yuricucks are some of the worst and most faggy shitposters on the entire internet. Fuck off you degenerate fucking parasite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724868
Man I wish cheetah was less furry

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724635
Titanoboa is estimated to have weighed up to 2500 pounds.

https://media.wired.com/photos/59325b5244db296121d6a847/master/pass/titanoboa-getty.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724879
soft

[Anonymous No.]

The latest preference poll shows caffine and liquor neck and neck, but due to a nonresponse bias the data is hardly reliable. Probably...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724848
>>41724922
Now that's high quality journalism!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Implying
>Implications
If I was just going to lie, I'd work less and get payed more. And if I could see the future, I would never work a day in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725030
undead

[Anonymous No.]

maybe don't let your daughters name themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725166
cute deathroll

[Anonymous No.]

There is no bad news that cannot be overshadowed by a bit of good news from someplace else.
I personally recommend checking out all the new places where you can light up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725030
I an rigor for the mortis.

[Anonymous No.]

>yes fellow human I am totally a “bro” under this armor. Therefore we shpuld do bro stuff like you could drop your pants if it’s too hot. Bros do not mind. Incidentally if you ever feel too cold I could pht you in my armor too there is plenty of space. And we could snuggle platonically like genuine bros, human bro
I’m not sure elves are becoming desperate or too intelligent

[Anonymous No.]

>>41715668
CONSUME

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725203
They still can't compare to mastery of Pyrows.

[Anonymous No.]

The 24 hour news cycle would like to remind you that, unfortunately, the clock is ticking, the hours are going by. The past increases, the future recedes. Possibilities decreasing, regrets mounting.
Keep that in mind during this word from our sponsors. Also keep in mind
>You are not immune to propaganda

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725273
What a nutcase

[Anonymous No.]

I don't trust those filthy squirrels to deliver the news, I only trust the nice fox lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725273
I am immune to Sabbath propaganda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725232
OK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725273
Wisp would like to remind you that it's not a wasted life if you never had any potential to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725273
You're alive for a short time, you're dead for eternity. So be it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725351
i'm glad ms wisp is around to keep me motivated

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724922
Our Danuki owners also wish to reassure our readers that they do not control MGC and the Mayor will be directed to evict any mamono who makes such untrue claims.
In other articles: The early life of the Mayor's chief advisor...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724908
That actually looks about the right size for a lamia body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725325
It's not propaganda if it's true. I'm just repeating facts. You agree with facts, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725378
Like the fact that marriage rates increase for (former) Sabbath members after uwaaabomber attacks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725378
There is no inconvenient truth that cannot be overshadowed by a convenient truth from someplace else...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725428

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725448
Oh no! My celery stick!

[Anonymous No.]

How will monster kids feel about having 1 daddy and multiple mommies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725452
Rata-Chan, owner and proprietor of the Winterstown Herald.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725166
>heckhound daughters
>Pizza, Cheeseburger, Cheetos, Lasagna

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725471
They try to join the harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725477
but nothing ever happens in wintertown...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725488
Bet that tree rat drugs poor Miss Whitehorn just so she can get a story

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725477
The most trusted name in uncredited original reporting shamelessly stolen by TanukiNews

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725488
Nonsense, why just the other day she offered coverage of the local bake-off!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725488
Winterstown ain't nothin' but a backwoods town filled with yokels and hillbillies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725548
was more a fan of miss yeti's tray bake, wonder if the snuggle scouts will be selling it this year at their Christmas stall

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725583
Mrs Nuki's niece from out of town has been nothing but trouble since she's arrived

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725614
Caught her offering to buy booze and cigarettes for Anon and his friends. She's nothing but trouble, but they all think she's the coolest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725635
Ugh

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725614
>>41725635
>>41725689
don't worry anons, I'm sure the Christmas period will sort her out

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725523
Lies and slander. Everyone knows Ms. Whitehorn is a violent attention seeking pervert. Why else would she sprint naked through town everytime it's a slow news day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725548
those are some big pancakes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725714
Sure is, but she can't eat too much, she's got other baked goods to reviews, the hardest part of the job!

[Anonymous No.]

>breaking news: local ice queen causes weather chaos again

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725471
Fine, my Bicorn waifu even suggested we find a nice Danuki to join us so all the girls' kids can get into exclusive schools and make good business connections.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725759
Ever notice how the Winterstown Herald is quick to publicly name the culprit when it's a White-out, but never mentions any details when it's obviously Black-Ice...

[Anonymous No.]

I want an oni gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725273
I prefer lilim propaganda

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725759
Ice Queen drops the temperature to give the Snuggle Scouts work, more snuggles are needed when it’s cold

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725892
No, I don't like it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725909
dead girls don't bite.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725844
9/10 of my top girls had white hair last time I did the MGE sorter. Whatever the hell they're doing is working on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725955
beats falling for the furry propaganda and getting a paw fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725996
But I dont want to be a furry

[Anonymous No.]

>>41726023
Once you see the feet you never go back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725996
! !

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna break into a dragons hoard and kidnap her neet daughter and take nothing else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41717238
It's boring that Hakus are the "go to" teachers. I'm sure a Dark Elf for instance would be good with the schoolkids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41715668

[Anonymous No.]

>>41726126
a little too much at times

[Anonymous No.]

>>41726126
I want baphowife to teach me

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41726161
What's he confessing with a smile on his face and love on his breath?

[Anonymous No.]

Fig Wasps

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725583
>japan Tanukis know how to cut deals to save cash.
>American ones know how to do quality DIY work to save cash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41726268
How do I keep the bugs away from my froot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41726224
his love for the local succubus at the church of course

[Anonymous No.]

man, i fucking hate when i was working my ass off for a drawng and the software crashes leaving me with nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>41726295
>Dummy anon doesn’t know fig wasps pollinate the trees helping them
You need to watch out for the beezles and hornet gals anon, not the cute loli wasps who just wanna help you with your fig garden

[Anonymous No.]

>>41726268
you can never marry JUST a fig alraune or JUST a fig waspgirl
they're a package deal

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725934
is the 2nd half of this translated?

[Anonymous No.]

>fox sends you pillow stuffed with her shed tail fur

[Anonymous No.]

>>41726531
but i already use her tails as a pillow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41726531
But she herself is both thee pillow and the blanket. She exists to be your breast pillow and tail cover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41726325
Hornets are friends, and they have hips and legs for days. It's wasps you have to look out for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41726141
I'm sure there are a lot of others that would be good with the schoolkids but Dark Elf was the first that came to my mind for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

It's a shame that none of the TMNT depictions recycled Tournament Fighters' Red oni transformation for Karai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41726622
i have a feeling you were thinking getting spanked for being a naughty boy in class

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722817
I wish I were the subject of a greasy neet monster's horny fanfiction

[Anonymous No.]

>>41726670
And then she wishes you were real and then a fairy godmother or whoever grants her wish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41726660
I was the kind of kid who needed correction from time to time but once corrected I didn't make the same mistake again.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

man, fuck that drawing, gonna draw a meaty old jiangshi that was too stiff and need some help and luckly, Anon was there to help

[Anonymous No.]

>>41726505
There's a second half?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41726723
https://twitter.com/dikkosan/status/1190429088130850816

[Anonymous No.]

>>41726679
>summoned by the neet monster who writes rape fanfics about you
>too shy to go through with it when it's done
Congratulations, I guess. She isn't going to get a job but at least you can use sex to survive. She might shower if you ask nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41726688
Is this a reliable way to attract dog girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41726698
just need a pose for her to be stuck in, legs wide open, ass out, or some other alluring pose.
>>41726808
If i aint showering, imma do it for her, and the job thing, we can sell our mana for money, she gonna have to get used to me drawing for almost 5 hours straight

[Anonymous No.]

>>41726822
>I aint
I meant she aint, fuck this is y u should reread stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>41726839

[Anonymous No.]

>>41726851
lolis will not like me, im just as childish as them at times, am clean and like older more mature monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>41726854
I am enough of a man to take all the lolis other anons reject. I'm also pathetic by every measure while also racist.

I'm just perfect for rape correction.

[Anonymous No.]

/v/ is making fun of you guys for being the worst monster girl fans and they're completely right

[Anonymous No.]

You have a civic duty to have a Bicorn wife
The ratio human males-mamono females is way off and needs to be balanced
Go to your local marriage office to get your own state mandated bicorn and sustain your soon to be harem, for a greater fairer purpose

[Anonymous No.]

The advertisement told me there are lonely single onis in my area.
I don't beleive them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41726880
who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41726886
I mean, as a haremfag I'm OK with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41726880
Ok, then stay there and don’t come here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41726880
Who gives a shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41726880
Hey look, it's the angry autist getting btfo on /v/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41726887
Well, did you click it? You have to seek the oni out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41726880
you are probably right and that's the reason why we have to keep faggots like you out

[Anonymous No.]

Since the dark mage exists is a stupid idea to think there could be "monsters" who look 100% like human women but are full of demonic energy (hence behaving like any other monster etc) or is the default after corruption always turning into a succubus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41726880
>Takes a look at the thread on /v/
>Nothing but a bunch of fags crying that the monsters aren't trying to kill men.
If you want women that hate men, just stick with 3d.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41726942
i think its succ but dark mages are basically mages that have gone far into "dark" magic or magic in general

[Anonymous No.]

>>41726923
I clicked it but nothing happened, it just listed my IP address.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41726942
I mean, doppleganger
Nothing is stopping her from looking like a normal human woman, if that's your thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721490
Honestly if I was gonna dump money into getting a model made I'd get a VRchat model or something.
Trying to break into streaming is like trying to find a needle in a haystack.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41726942
Most Majin type monsters are basically that, but normal succ is still the default.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41726945
why are there so many fuckers obsessed with killing or being killed

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725759
>Ice Queen gets caught enjoying hot showers by Rata-chan
>freezes the local town until she finds that nosy squirrel

[Anonymous No.]

>> Again, don't think she can shrink me. At least, the threads on /jp/ sperged out and derailed into a falem war the one time I asked. I just wanna be carried around like a doll sometimes.
why are you people so autistic

[Anonymous No.]

>>41726732
huh. for some reason, the colored version makes her head look gigantic- which is weird, because it's the same damn size as the other one.
wonder what it is that made me not notice, before

[Anonymous No.]

>>41726880
>going on /v/ at all post-2016

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Just a whole lot of complaining about shit on that /v/ thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>41726997
You're quoting /v/ posts here because you want le epic board war or what?

[Anonymous No.]

WHO FUCKING CARES

[Anonymous No.]

>>41726978
They’re edgy teenagers or never progressed past that mental state.

[Anonymous No.]

so What would you do if a Jiangshi was a stuck in a lewd postion while you were walking and asked for you to loosen her up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727030
I'd slap a warm towel on her face and call it a day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727030
How do I loosen her up?

[Anonymous No.]

Ey, I finished!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727030
why doesn't she get her husband to do it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727040
you do know jiangshis cant really move if they are all stiff?
>>41727041
by warming up her insides
>>41727042
lovely, i would have posted as well but CSP fucking crashed erasing a good chiunk of work

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727043
>why doesn't she get her husband to do it
If she had one i dont think she'd be showing her body for the world to see ya know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727042
Cute!
>>41727047
>by warming up her insides
Got it, she needs a hot drink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727047
Bruh, that fucking sucks. Happened to me once as well. Now I have to compulsively save myself every 5 min, even tho auto-save feature exists

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727051
I dunno, I don't know monster girls that well. She could be really weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727018
The amount of furnigger posts means I am pretty sure it was that guy who started it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727061
now i gotta do that
>>41727062
Anon, stop acting dumb and help the poor gal out,

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727042
Adorable.
ALso, that Wock is lewd, I see no panties there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727075
But she probably doesn't even like me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727082
Anon, look at her eyes, its heart eyes and is crying with her arms out

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727071
FAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727090
ahh fine! she can get a hug so she can move to a less embarrassing position but then I'll get out of her life!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727071
Party with monsters! What's the worst that can happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727101
>Anon tries to leave but he can’t
>”Jiangshi happy husband help, let me thanks you”

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727102

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727102
I know I’m going to be passed out since I drank all the weird liquids and all the strange pills

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727102
That depends on the monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727109
But I can't even speak Mist Continent! She'd be miserable trying to teach me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727123
Well if your drink isn't glowing pink when you look away for a second, are you really partying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727125
So party with wonderlanders?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727071
Fox property.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727110
looks like she's thanking anon for being the designated driver

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727130
Nah, you ask for tha glowing drink as well as those weird drugs that hellhound is slinging

[Anonymous No.]

And the lesson from all this is that HUMANITY needed the rape correction

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, being dense is a one way ticket to a locked bed room. Don't be dense, just reject them out of hand!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727212
what does being dense mean though?

[Anonymous No.]

why is druella such a dork?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727042
OR here, fantastic work on this, dude! Love how you incorporated the scales into her hairstyle. The wingtalons are also pretty dope, too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727224
Because as lewd as she tries to paint herself as being, she's secretly a colossal, kissless virgin that gets made fun of by her Lilim siblings. She just wants to fit in, but she JUST got a good deal on a mint condition Black Lotus that she can't stop talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727224
Hasn’t been laid
>>41727236
Aren’t most of them single as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727224
She isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727243
Well, yes, but the others don't know that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727102
>What's the worst that can happen?
Anon don't, you'll be passed around by every single one of them like a manwhore!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727257
And? It would be rather fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727212
How is a locked bedroom bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727277
No rock music and beer in the bedroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727255
Im so gonna bully one for being. A single virgin at her age

[Anonymous No.]

>look for the /v/ thread that's being used for shitposting
>find nothing
thanks for wasting my time

[Anonymous No.]

alright Anon you have three choices, you have to live with your crazy wacky gremlin auntie who uses you for her experiments, your creepy goth demon who talks to her dead ancestors, or your ditzy fairy princess titania who's borderline stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727296
this is inhumane

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727316
I go with none.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727296
Yes but several monsters locked with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727300
They've all got their own obsessions. Druella collects trading cards from other worlds, for instance, and she's trying to get her parents to learn the rules so she can at least have something in common with them.

She doesn't wanna fuck, she just wants a friend who happens to be a bigger nerd than she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727316
Why not all three and we make this a harem hentai series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41726851
I want to mate with smug pear-shaped brats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727316
A ditzy titania is what I wanted in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727338
Imma be the apretince of the art lim

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727338
>Druella collects trading cards from other worlds
You have a perfectly good wargame fetish and THIS is what you go with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727316
Necromancy is a viable school of magic and anyone who disagrees needs to take it up with their local undead nobility.
The correct choice is all of the above though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727212
Breaking the heart of a monster girl is a crime Anon. EROS (Erotic and Romantic Operation Specialist) angels are on their way to your location to take you into custody. Please don't resist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727456
what happens if i resist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727316
all three but im going most of the day drawing tho

[Anonymous No.]

After playing with the hellhound AI RP bot, my love for hellhounds has been renewed.

Post pictures of domineering hellhounds!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727498
Haha, you sure do draw a lot, anon. I wish I was artistic as you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727513
anon, im wurmfag, the dude that posts drawings of his wives snd other rather thick monsters, like this one, im just in college now

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727456
Eros is a lonely virgin who spends her time matchmaking because she's compensating, I will continue to resist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727530
Didn't ask. But I'm still hard at work learning to draw for the blessed day when can make a sith comic for myself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727313
it got jannied

[Anonymous No.]

41727558
take the pen and stab it your neck, it will make a better piece than anything you would make

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727559
A shame, I posted a 3d model there fishing for artstyle feedback.
Probably wouldn't have gotten any, but that's useful too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727587
was generic artstyle for that elf you posted

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727477
Officer Cupid has been advised to take the shot if you resist. The Houri squadron standing by for aftercare. Do you really want to get pampered and kissed by a bunch of pink angels?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727578
Probably, I've been stuck in a rut just drawing the human body with bad symmetry for a bit now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727456
I'm not a coward, I'll go down fighting!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727456
EROS won't get me. I bought this love-proof kevlar vest from Amazon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727536
Ares doesn't like killing because she was originally Eris, the goddess of chaos and change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727592
Generic good but basic or generic as in not enough like genshin or something with teeny anime girls and super bright clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727594
>Do you really want to get pampered and kissed by a bunch of pink angels?
I definitely do not, the horror! The only reason I'm going to resist because I value my freedom too much even though the idea of a bunch of scantily dressed brown girls hugging me from every angle is enough to freeze my blood from fear. I do not have any ulterior motives at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727559
I see

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, post hellhounds now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727696
Did I get it right

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727715
Sort of

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727316
Give me the Titania, I'll be her chief of security in her kingdom!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727612
Anon was deemed too dangerous and was immediately filled with arrows. Four cupids are currently arguing who gets first dibs.
>>41727618
The arrows plink off harmlessly and the poor angels can do nothing but look on in horror. That is until a massive arrow punches you into the chest knocking you down. You look around to try and find where it came from and you see a fairly muscley cupid holding a huge greatbow blushing and struggling to meet your eyes. You can't help to think that she's kinda cute.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to teach my Dhampir daughter how the world works by tricking her into thinking I'm on board with her "setting her mother straight" only for my wife and I to turn the tables on her and end the evening by forcing her to drink my blood and then buttfucking her while my wife strokes her hair and gives her gentle encouragement.

[Anonymous No.]

sex with troll

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727733
>Four cupids are currently arguing who gets first dibs.
Obviously the one whose arrow hit first.
If all four hit at the same time, Anon has a dick, mouth and two hands...

[Anonymous No.]

>Get kidnapped every week by some monster who claims to be evil but is rather nice and lets me explore outside my cell
>Then some succubus who calls herself "Succubus Ranger Azure" comes to save me
>They fight
>"Evil" monster explodes
>Succubus ranger lets me out and spills her spaghetti when I thank her
>Next week new "evil" monster kidnaps me

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727895
>"Evil" monster explodes
I would probably cry as my new best friend just died

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727907
It's just a phantom trying to help her nerd of a friend confess. She just took too much influence from Michael Bay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727915
That makes it worse, how dare they play with a boy's fragile heart?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a show that's all living armor that turns into cars now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727926
>Not realizing the explosion is extremely cheap pyrotechnics which is mostly the lava golem intern chewing on some matches and sparklers and spitting them out while the villain sneaks off

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727935
Then the next time a "villain" kidnaps me, she is getting mating pressed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727895
I don't know if I could pick between that or being the "evil" villain the succubus rangers try to stop

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[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, hug the fruit sheep.
She's comfy, cuddly, and tastes like orange

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727980
smiles with sharp teeth are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727988
where can i get a pomegranate flavor ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728011
Mediterranean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727990
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728019
too far, can i order them instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728028
Yes, just make sure you list how you want them.
Some order them 'green' and get loli barometzs without realizing it

[Anonymous No.]

Hellhounds hellhounds hellhounds!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728033
Is ripe or overly ripe the hag option?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727990
would brush her teeth

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728113
I want to eye up those fancy undead girls from the other side of the bar but never go up and talk to them because I'm afraid of rejection!

[Anonymous No.]

Undead kikis

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728113
Gib lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728113
same

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728121
Imagine seeing your very strict and intimidating Necromancy Professor, getting completely plastered in some seedy Undead Kingdom tavern.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728125
>class gets cancelled so you decide to go out with friends to get a drink
>your Lich professor is fucking the entire bar
>quit her class the next day because you can't look her in the eye anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728117
I bet they're thinking the same thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728137
No way, that's a Lich and a Wight! They're way cooler than me, bet they aren't even thinking about me..

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728137
How did the zombies know what a menu is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728155
>zombies
Anon you're being racist now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728143
>Wight is thinking about how an ancient hag like her doesn't stand a chance with such a stud
>Lich thinks you probably see her as a scary undead nerd with no style and no grace

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728143
>lich and wight get nervous looking at anon
>proceed to drink to get some liquid courage to speak to him
>always go overboard and pass out
>oni bartender shakes her head as she picks them up to put them to bed
please go talk to them, for their sake

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728158
>>41728159
Alright, I'll go right up and speak to em!
a-after this last drink, bartender said it had some mushroom in it that can help!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728168
that a boy anon, just remember that monsters are more afraid of you then you are of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728176
If he wiggles around some, she might think he's an Umi-osho and go bully him, only realizing her mistake too late and then they'll have to initiate a conversation, like
>So uhh, you come here often?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728158
SHE HAS NO STYLE
SHE HAS NO GRACE
THIS LICH IS FUCKING MISTAKE

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728186
Regardless, it's probably better if they both get to shore ASAP. There's been sightings of an Uminyudo in those parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728186
>So uhh, you come here often?
>"My ship was destroyed in a storm, I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere, and my only raft is currently breaking"
>haha y-yea...I like swimming too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728191
>THIS LICH IS FUCKING MISTAKE
Harsh. I thought it went:
>This Lich has a gloomy face

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728176
>monsters are more afraid of you then you are of them
Gonna scare the local lilim by walking menacingly towards her

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728215
>Is that handsome fellow walking towards me?
>Oh no, he still hasn't broken eye contact
>Is he one of those freaks Druella warned me about?
>What if he grabs my breasts? I'd be defenseless !
>But maybe he just wants to say hi
>Did he just lick his lips?
>I'm done for

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728228
>"I LEIK CHOKOLIT MILK"

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728215
>lilim tries to flex her powers to scare off anon
>he calls her bluff by keep walking
>she runs away while calling him a bully

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a monster to scratch my scalp with her long nails. There's nothing wrong with it, it's just itchy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727042
Cute, now they need some proper outfits to bring out their features.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728242
thats how you get tamed anon, soon you will be curled up on her lap getting ear scritches

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728242
Scalp massages are extremely comfy, instant sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

We always hear about heroes getting take down by mamono but what if we get a creepy castle and start to act like skeletor. They will come to slay evil anon or join the spooky castle ?

[Anonymous No.]

I had a nice dream where a naked Manticore was lying down on me and I was feeding her grapes. At the same time I was fondling her titty and tummy. I also fed her cherry juice mouth to mouth.
There really wasn't much more to it, but it was pretty comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728377
Goddamn that sounds nice and I don’t even like manticores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728389
to be honest that would be sweet with every girl, I just happen to like the batcat the most

[Anonymous No.]

>>41726978
I want to go the slaughterhouse. Nuke when ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41726945
I checked the archives to see what this was all about and holy shit, it's like rejects from all the monster girl threads on 4chan came out to complain at the same time.
If those threads happen regularly, it would explain most of our recent problems with retards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41726978
I'm obsessed with a hellhound shredding and ripping apart my virginity until it's thoroughly dead

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have that image of a fox squishing her cheek up against anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728457
Hellhounds really are formidable. They just see you, decide you're a manly alpha stud worthy of being their mate and take what they want. You really gotta respect that level of sexual self confidence, especially when it's coupled with undying loyalty.

[Anonymous No.]

Let succ comfort you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728560
>Succs want to comfort someone until he feels good enough to actually have sex with them
Why hasn't this been written yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728375
I think a lich would pull a smoke hobo and declare herself your wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728570
be the change you want to see. flex your creative muscle and write a story about steamy succucomforting and then considerate succusex!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728582
That a lich would be your wife is little more than a preconceived notion. Attention would be better served on further matters.

[Anonymous No.]

would be funny if a monstergirl just up and said you were married when you were going to start doing evil stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728588
uhhh, she means porking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728570
Pretty sure there was actually a manga about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728620
Oh, that one where the succ visits someone and he's like "Wow, I'd never have time to play videogames in real life" when a succubus offers to fuck him raw in his dream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728582
>or join the spooky castle ?
>evil lord anon wakes up after the night of harem fun
>making sure every one of his 17 wives gets a turn can tire out even a seasoned incubus
>thank fuck for that one Tentacle he found in the sewers
>goes to the kitchen
>random succubus he has never seen is casually making him a breakfast, naked apron style
>anon doesn't even flinch or ask a question, just takes out his notebook and tries to cram their wedding night into the schedule
>or rather, their wedding hour because that's how much private time they can get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725892
she needs more meat on her bones

[Anonymous No.]

>>41726268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUomhYCN6pk

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728630
I can’t remember much of it just that there was a succubus and a depressed dude and she started taking care of him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728686
Oh yeah, I know the one. I think he was suicidally depressive but maybe gets over it

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727042
mmm, explosive milkies

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728620
I remember the one where the guy was cleaning his room and triggered a summoning circle. He made tea for her. It was a demon and not a succ, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728686
Would it be "Yuuutsu-kun to Succubus-san"?
I can relate to the guy in that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>free wife
>free wedding
>free reception
>free guests (I have no friends I could invite)
where's the catch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728872
That transparent seal is weak and will stop working halfway through the ceremony, the marriage (or rather, You) will be consummated right there in front of the guests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728872
But I don't have a suit or nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728890
sorry to be the telling you Anon, but
seal does nothing, they just use the old "seal tore" trick to justify surprise sex whenever they feel like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728900
she's a spider, she'll weave you one

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728917
Well alright then

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728760
Not sure if I’ve read that one but I have seen this page posted before.
>>41728849
Yeah that’s it.

[Anonymous No.]

>ushiposting
I never knew early morning /mgt/ is this based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41729228
it's past noon now, you dumb spider cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728176
>dat ass tho
gives me a chuckle every time, bless you ln

[Anonymous No.]

she is a spider cow, and she's okay
she fucks all night and she sleeps all day

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41729280
But will she listen to Kraftwerk with me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41729445
she can't say no to that manly handsome face of yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>41729280
Spider cow, spider cow, does whatever a spider cow does

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728445
Maybe instead of being loonies they represent the mainstream of people who think mge is a weak setting and aren't exceptionally interested in porn games

[Anonymous No.]

love cows, and spidercow is no exception, no siree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41729724
>mainstream of people
you wanted to say: unwashed plebeian masses

[Anonymous No.]

>>41729763
If that makes you feel better, sure. However they may have been on to something about the fanbase being toxic enough to drive out all new people since obviously the thread can barely tolerate kcs own girls let alone foster anything new. So a super niche porn thing monster girls stay.
Even monster musume gets called cuckshit half the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41729820
>come into setting that's all about sex
>start complaining "wtf why is there so much sex?"
they are not "onto something", they're just trolls looking for the next dopamine hit into their poor, abused brains that crave destruction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41729724
>mainstream of people who think mge is a weak setting and aren't exceptionally interested in porn games
Mainstream of people who aren't into porn games don't go to monster girl threads in the first place. Most people who are but don't like MGE don't let MGE live rent free in their heads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41729868
>Monster girl thread
>Talk about monster girl encyclopedia like it's the only thing
Retard

[Anonymous No.]

Hello single boys and unfaithful husbands!

Meido International is running a deal on East Slavic kikimoras. 1 year of service for free with the purchase of a 5 year plan or above. You are required to provide room and board. We've got:
>Belarusian
>Russian
>Rusyn
>Ruthenian

Disclaimer: Full payment of service fee is still required if you marry your meido.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41729734
all moos are queens and should be celebrated as such
>>41729820
I came here last year and integrated well, maybe it's them, not this thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41729898
it's the best thing, why would you need anything else?

>>41729903
>no Ukrainian kikimoras that are fleeing from the civil war
Meido International is about to get cancelled by all the tanuki banks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41729886
>Most people who are but don't like MGE don't let MGE live rent free in their heads.
This is true. Don't be fooled by survivorship bias. Folks like Enslaved Anon really are mentally challenged, and do not represent "most people".

[Anonymous No.]

>>41729905
all moos are indeed perfection
and also yes, some of us have integrated from certain other places
it is them, not this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>41729914
>, why would you need anything else?
You would have to ask the majority of people why they don't care about a wish fulfillment porn setting with very little media in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41729915
Everyone who doesn't like mge fucked off, leaving monster girls dead popularity wise except for a few extremely basic ones like succubus or, if you are really exotic, centaur or harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41729928
if they don't care about monstergirls they aren't angry about them
htis conversation is about people who deliberately choose to be angry over monstergirls.

please pay attention, or you'll make Miss Hakutaku sad. you wouldn't want be the first to make Miss Hakutaku sad, would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41729914
Ruthenian is more or less Ukrainian

[Anonymous No.]

>>41729944
I want to slap Haku's boobies around and go to town on that bovine pussy till she's nothing more but a mere female milk animal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41729923
>pic
There're at least a dozen places where I wanna touch that cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>41729944
>f they don't care about monstergirls they aren't angry about them
What are you talking about?
Nobody in /v/ was talking about monster girls until a thread where they chimed in to say that mge is trash so they don't care about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41729960
all over, man
I wouldn't do much except worship my cow wife if I had one

[Anonymous No.]

>>41729820
>drive out all new people
Huh? mgt is currently the most active and successful 4chan monster girl thread, it's actually more active than expected from such narrow topic. The semi-regular issues with newfags making a scene after being scolded proves that there is some turnover.
I already had to abandon one mg thread because outsiders refused to integrate and turned it into a trash heap, opening up just doesn't work and it's better to deal with overly strict autismos.

[Anonymous No.]

I go to bed and THATS when people post Ushis? Goddammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41729997
I will post a few more just for (you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>41729997
Maybe go back to bed with one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41729982
This is a small fan thread that has two or three people producing new media and it's only a few pictures except for the harpy guy who stops in semi regularly
Monster girls haven't gotten a breath of fresh air since MGI and that went terribly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41729997

[Anonymous No.]

>>41729936
Holy shit, why don't (You) fuck off? Are you blaming these threads for the monstergirl trend fading to the background. That shit is cyclical.

Fucking hell, either you're a concern troll or genuinely retarded. Don't like MGE? Start a thread on /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41730012
ideally yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>41730019
>Forgetting MGD
Yeah, nah. You want new, """"exotic"""", """monstergirl"""" content? Go play TiTS and CoC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41730034
Please ignore the concern troll, he only means to upset you, you won't convince him of anything.
>>41729997
I'm sorry, I would wait for you, if I knew you were asleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>41729982
>I already had to abandon one mg thread because outsiders refused to integrate and turned it into a trash heap
Kill yourself, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41730076
Fuck off with your /tg/ obsession, I was not talking about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41730063
mgd is a trashy porn game that doesn't even have much art in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728849
Just started reading this.
This is is sex for the heart.

[Anonymous No.]

thank you for the Ushi-Oni art, I feel much better. Now if only she was real.

[Anonymous No.]

don't feed your focks carbs, her tits and ass will grow too big and she won't be aerodynamic anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>41730184
Why does a fox need to be aerodynamic anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41730184
>she won't be aerodynamic anymore
Foxes don't fly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41730198
>>41730207
what about the famous "mofucopter" maneuver?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41730181
ah, if only

[Anonymous No.]

>>41730120
Still much more worthwhile than fucking MGI, which is nothing more than a scam and 3D sex scene gallery.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41730224
Aerodynamics don't matter as much for that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41730237
>Ushi-Oni by hroz
holy shit, that's literal perfection

[Anonymous No.]

>>41730358
hroz is back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41730336
mgd is not worth playing

[Anonymous No.]

>>41730397
He has always been taking commissions, no idea if he's back drawing doujinshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>41730426
It absolutely is worth playing

[Anonymous No.]

>>41730496
weg art makes me sick

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728630
>Shachiku Succubus no Hanashi
this was surprising easy to find

[Anonymous No.]

>>41730496
it's worth playing just for Kaia and Minoni, and there's lot more good girls in there

[Anonymous No.]

>>41730516
Who cares, you don't play MGD for its art. You fap to the words.

[Anonymous No.]

heavy

[Anonymous No.]

>>41730531
>you gain 52 arousal

[Anonymous No.]

>>41730521
For me, it's the sheep maid, the witches, and the butt bat.
>Kaia
Good choice. She has a tail milking while cuddling scene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41730540
Yeah, that's pretty weak. Do a crit build for yourself and try not to get turned on by MASSIVE DAMAGE. Make an imp cum with just one thrust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41730540
Thanks, I just came in my pants

[Anonymous No.]

>>41730580
>not str
viciously carryfucking 3 meter tall red oni, after putting her into pernament stunlock is why I lift
>>41730546
they are all great, but Kaia stole my heart, she's so great. my favourite scene is turning tables after tying her up by surprise

[Anonymous No.]

>>41730580
i have a hard time bringing myself to waste points in vit or stam when i could dump more into str

[Anonymous No.]

>>41730534
I love heavy shorties

[Anonymous No.]

>>41730546
she doesn't wear belts? that's rare

[Anonymous No.]

She deals in all wares!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41730677
Alright then I'll have a t-51b

[Anonymous No.]

>>41730677
oh great, I need tons of .223, but can't get them anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>197cm
>129kg
how do you deal with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41730748
ask her to go out with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>41730748
she is like little baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>41730677
I would like to buy a few ammo made of real lead. For a friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41730748
>6'5"
>284lbs
Try to get on her back and apply a headlock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41729903
Do you have any Siberian maids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41730677
Do you sell Sabbath wares? There's a bunch of magical doodads that I've been wanting to try out, but I don't really feel like whoring myself out to 10 year olds (or the ancient ones that just look like 10 year olds) for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41730677
Do they recruit postboy. I'm good at delivering things real fast and without asking any questions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41730863
Courier 6 go home

[Anonymous No.]

>>41730748
I'll just be myself and she'll lose interest in me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41730837
>anon has to whore himself out to 10 years old foxlets at the mofukuza kindergarten instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>41730677
Who is that in the window?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41730918
One of her Oni henchwomen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41730837
i recommend the sabbaths totally legitimate and not suspicious at all mail order catalog

[Anonymous No.]

>>41729903
Its not unfaithful for a happily married waifu to hire a Kiki maido... or two.
So she can concentrate on the more important aspects of her wifely duties.
With any assistance they may require.
>the finest gourmet dishes are improved by a small appetiser or a side-salad to safely add flavour and variety
A good waifu's maidservants are her property, and a good waifu's property is for the service of her Husbando

[Anonymous No.]

>anon gets isekaied to MGE

[Anonymous No.]

Before this thread dies and since the Sabbath was brought up let's say something nice about everyone's favorite young monster girl Jabberwock

[Anonymous No.]

>>41731106
page 10's completely wiped. it's gonna be a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>41731106
little small vore monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>41730896
>>41730950
I have made a terrible mistake. I'd try to skip town and seek amnesty in Hagville, but with both the Mofukuza and Sabbath watching me, I'd never make it out of town. Doing a summoning circle will probably just drop me straight into Sabbath headquarters. It's not my birthday or Christmas, so Krampus is off duty. There's really only one option left.

[Anonymous No.]

To give Skeletons more presence, they need to upgrade and paints themselves gold, wear capes and laugh maniacally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41730677
I need one hundred zombies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41731113
Fetch that dragon a beer then since she'll be here a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>41731096
Good, I would be disappointed if I couldn't live out my hopeless femdom fantasies

[Anonymous No.]

>>41731158
She needs more than one until then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41715668
This is a cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41731141
Still hoping for that evolved form for her. Doubt we'd see it any time soon though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41730534
But are they as heavy as real gold?

[Anonymous No.]

My short story keeps getting less and less short...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41731090
But you you sex the maids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41731392
Every word more makes the art fairy cum just a little harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41731392
I nearly finished the continuation of my story I left behind half a year ago. Shit happens when you aim for 8-10k and becomes 25k+

[Anonymous No.]

>>41728276
Blame God for makings us so that we can't get full satisfactions unless someone else scritches our heads

[Anonymous No.]

Two days ago I saw a rig that could that tanker. You wanna get out of here? Talk to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723625
>Option 3
Has anybody ever actually wrestled a wurm into submission? No, your adoptive wurm momster letting you win when you were 7 doesn't count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41731416
No, but she can use any of her assets to help.
E.g. if my Lilim-waifu wants to ride my moustache for an hour or so one afternoon, of course that gets me rather hard, but being taller than me she can't bend her upper-body in a full 'U'-shape to use her mouth in return, and her horns can get in the way, so she can either give me a long slow handjob... or just call in one of the maidos to help out with her mouth... and clean up afterwards.
We are both happy, and the staff are all working efficiently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41731532
You may consider it cheating, but raging mushrooms work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41731519
Shouldnt that Wasteland Rata be a Kangaroogirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41731519
w-what could the rig do to the tanker? why would I want to get out of here? it's nice here, you should settle down too, lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41731548
Taking a raging mushroom to wrestle with your wife is like taking steroids to win the little leagues

[Anonymous No.]

>>41730896
>10 years old foxlets
>kindergarten
Those foxes are well into JS territory though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41731556
I ain't got any

[Anonymous No.]

>>41731106
If she really was a "fat v*re monster" wouldn't there be no more Gazer?
(At least until she passed back out)
So not a BFVM, just a BFM

[Anonymous No.]

>>41731279
>a cow
Needs more cowbell

[Anonymous No.]

>>41731556
>Rata
And nah, there's other wastelands than Mad Max, and even then they got rats in Australia now.
>>41731571
Wurms are not little leagues at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41731595
>Wurms are not little leagues at all.
What a fool you are. Gaze, gaze upon this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41731630
Those are too smol to wrestle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41731542
Kiki can help out in so many ways. You need someone to test the quality of your semen? Kiki can help. You need another body so you can be sandwiched between breasts? Kiki is there.

[Anonymous No.]

1000th post goes to cows!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41731548
Don't raging mushrooms only work if the monster intentionally allows them to work? At that point there isn't much difference between that and your momster letting you win when you were 7.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41731654
If wurms followed that line of reasoning then they would never wrestle their husbands

[Anonymous No.]

>>41731630
Red vs blue
The eternal battle
I'm going to rewatch Blood Gulch Chronicles now

[Anonymous No.]

Don't be fooled by fancy wagyu holsts, they may look strong but in fact they're mostly fat.
You could easily tip one and get away with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>1000 posts
what happened? did they finally banish vtumors to their containment board?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41731695
No, the only restriction of the shroom induced rage is that you will only attack the monster(s) that you would have mated with anyway, so your wife or ones that would have agreed to marry you anyway.
>>41731734
Porn spammer obliterated pages 9 and 10 completely and they're still recovering. It made regular vtumor spurts have no effect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41731096
If it ain't a Titania, Automaton, or Apophis, I ain't taking shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41731734
I wish we could be so lucky.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725371
Weird to think that some monsters would be technically classified as megafauna

[Anonymous No.]

>>41731682
cows won, all monsters are now compelled to undergo cowification

[Anonymous No.]

>>41731795
>Drink succ milk
>Rock hard boner that won't go down
Worse than overdosing on raging shrooms.

[Anonymous No.]

Page ten is best. We should all marry sabbath witches when the portals open because they are good girls and deserve it and the filthy masses don't understand that it's perfectly okay to marry a girl that either actually is or is at least pretending to be ten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41731090
All Kikis are maidos, but not all Kikis are waifus.
>yes, the best students get sent to work for neet slobs who need to be reformed into husbando material
>but not all kikis go to neets, some go to large households where the Mistress can't run everything on her own without help - and the Mistress will have a Husband - so, the maidos help with the house while she is free to work on her real duty, or help her in that duty
>some become wet-nurse/nanny kikis to their children, even young Order boys
>some even go out as 'aid' workers, caring for elderly Hags etc that can't look after themselves - sometimes their role ends if the Hag does find a husband, sometimes the kiki snags the husband instead and the angry Hag will kick her out
>some senior unmarried maids even return to the Academy as Instructors, they guide the new Kiki maids and teach them the necessary skills
>others become travelling Maid trainers and temporarily help undomesticated new waifus learn domestic skills
>older highly skilled Kikis without a fixed home can become like maid travelling 'gunslingers', cleaning up entire towns by taking charge of a group of waifus or single girls - even in Order towns - to help set things right
>and somewhere out there, all the Kikis say, is still the Babayaga Kiki - an almost elemental ancient Kiki that they only talk about in whispers

[Anonymous No.]

>>41731829
Gross.
I won't marry my little sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>41731821
good thing the same succ can take care of it, what would I do without my trusty friend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41731829
I’ll do it if they’re bundled with familiars

[Anonymous No.]

>>41731829
Same but with various species of young monster girls that aren't even sabbath members.

[Anonymous No.]

Sabbath is fun. I enjoy when my waifu does business with them, because the girls tend to be polite when they know I'm already spoken for. Also, the familiars are very nice and fluffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41731912
I like the Sabbath too but they respect my mother and little sister.
In words of my mother
>you are not a mistake, you are a regret now go back to work

[Anonymous No.]

>>41731829
>>41731898
If the "totally-not-10yo" Dark Mages has familiars, do they have to try to be smaller than their boss, or is a mini-Boss going to have larger 'older' Familiars?
And do the bigger Familiars with bigger assets get a bigger share of Anon's attention?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41727109
>>41727128
>3rd gen Jiangshi Mist Continent migrant
>doesn't even have an accent
>put on a fake engrish voice because she thought it would help her attract a husband
>now that she's married her husband thinks she just talks like that
>doesn't know how to tell him the truth so she feels she has to keep it up
>until her husband meets her parents and wonders why they speak perfect english
Dum zombie

[Anonymous No.]

Once she has you in her tails it's over.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5796194

[Anonymous No.]

>>41731839
Canon iirc it was Tanukis Ratas and Kikis who were able to move freely for work and influence Orderite communities by trading, bringing news, or helping as maids - and help break down the resistance to the DL realm.
So Academy graduates are still a proud vanguard of the DL's infiltration of Orderite strongholds, almost as the recon Battle-Kikis were in pre-DL times, just now they use their frypans for bacon not combat.
>weaponised bacon

[Anonymous No.]

>>41731763
Anon, the entry directly says that the monster must allow it. The restrictions you listed are the exact cases where a monster would allow it to work.
>However, it's not as if it can affect any given monster. Because the mana works in a peculiar way to exhibit the effect, unless a monster intentionally accepts it, it won't be effective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41732031
sabbaths are everywhere too and recruit pedos in secret.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41731795
Hilarious scenes ensue as Sabbaths and other lolis all fall face-forwards and can't stand up straight without leaning on sticks like old Hags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41732037
The way it's worded, "allowing it" looks like she's fine with having sex at all with the guy who ate it, who dominates is (no longer?) a concern to her.
>However, it's not as if it can affect any given monster. Because the mana works in a peculiar way to exhibit the effect, unless a monster intentionally accepts it, it won't be effective. In other words, if the monster being dealt with was the wife of the man who ate it to begin with, or if the monster had intended to attack the man, or if the monster felt ready for sex. That is, it's only effective on monsters that are prepared to receive a man's mana, and it's completely ineffective on others such as those who have their heart set on someone else, those who have a husband, and those with no interest in that particular man whatsoever.
>If a man eats this mushroom, he can turn the tables on any kind of monster that attacks him, pushing her over with what appears to be overwhelmingly superior physical strength and unilaterally raping her. Also, when men eat it, it also has the effect of exciting the penis more than usual, causing their erections to tower with great size and thickness. No matter how ferocious and sadistic she may be, a monster raped with such a penis will learn the joy of being violated as a female and raped by a male of overwhelming power, and she will develop a masochistic disposition and desire to be raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41732089
I'm no pedofork

[Anonymous No.]

>>41732107
*is no (longer a?) concern

[Anonymous No.]

>>41732114
You sure? Little girls are marry one get one free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41732107
The criteria does seem to be that she's willing and ready to have sex with the guy. The reason I mention that the monster must allow it is because all of that explanation starts with a "unless a monster intentionally accepts it", with the "intentionally" indicating that it's a conscious decision by them to let the effect work. They don't really care if the guy dominates, but at the same time the guy can only dominate because they decided to allow him to. Which is why I said there's not much difference between using a raging mushroom and an adult letting a kid win in wrestling. In both cases there's someone intentionally throwing because they don't really care about "winning".

[Anonymous No.]

>>41731682
cows a best

[Anonymous No.]

>>41732156
I think I get your point, but then that makes the mushroom superfluous. Either extremely rapey monster can just be like "nuh-uh, naughty boy" and waggle her finger at you, or you could just be audacious enough to assault her and get the exact same effect without any aid. There's also the last sentence about what happens if they both eat the shroom, how intent works in that state of mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41732156
>using a raging mushroom
What if use raging demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>41732107
>a monster raped with such a penis will learn the joy of being violated as a female and raped by a male of overwhelming power, and she will develop a masochistic disposition and desire to be raped.
So if I use it on a hellhound, will I end up with a machoistic hellhound?
How would that even work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41732257
>raging demon sex
the question is do you go in shouting "Isshun sengeki!" or "Rikudo osatsu!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>41732266
It's in her nature to always try to dominate you, but this masochistic desire changes you so you're stronger than her and always win against her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41732266
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

[Anonymous No.]

>>41732286
>Every night is a wrestling match to see who gets to be on top

[Anonymous No.]

>>41732304
Deep dark fantasies

[Anonymous No.]

What mg white knights ?

[Anonymous No.]

Dive into a slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41732322
Jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>no dark knight to offer you a ride

[Anonymous No.]

>>41732031
>helping as maids - and help break down the resistance
A random note received recently at Maido Academy:
>Dear MA,
>Thank you for the help of your travelling Kiki [redacted for opsec].
>As a proud Orderite Girl I wouldn't normally hire a strange Kiki, but my BF suggested I could use the rest around the house as I was becoming 'slightly karen'.
>Your Kiki helped me, not only domestically, but personally, and due to her excellent in-person golfball&gardenhose training tips I am now happily married with no signs of being a Karen to my man, as I can now use my open mouth for its holy purpose while my man enjoys a sammich and a cold beer.
>Thank you MA!
Legal disclaimer: MA does not endorse marrying any 3D due to high and uncontrollable incidence of Karenism. If any Anon does have a 3d crush, we can recommend 1800-DNuki Matchmaking who can find you a very capable Doppel for a modest* fee.
.
*Nuki fees may not be modest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41732322
Lizard girls.
They will do anything to get a good fight from a man and belive all men are kings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41732387
Message from Orderite telegraph:
>Article for MGC Herald
>byline: A. Rata - Foreign correspondent
>headline: Cunning Kiki Raider helps eager young Doppel find her True-Anon
>insert picture of "3D Orderite Karen"
>tagline: "He still thinks I'm that fat lazy 3D despite losing 100lbs while making him 3 sammiches a day"

[Anonymous No.]

Would little monster girls invite human boys over for a sleepover?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41732322
Cents, metaphorically and literally

[Anonymous No.]

>>41732422
>Anon shows up thinking it's just a normal sleep over
>He asks where the other guys are
>The girls just laugh and tell him they'll be over soon
>Anon can hear the door get locked behind him
And this is why you don't go to your bicorn childhood friends sleep over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41732422
>Would little monster girls invite human boys over for a sleepover?
Only oniichans

[Anonymous No.]

>>41732469
>ywn be tricked into a sabbath sleepover

[Anonymous No.]

>>41731096
Being an op badass would be great, then I could suplex a Hellhound and turn the tables on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41731096
That's okay, I just have to do a whole lot of training montages like Rocky Balboa. It's more dramatic if I start off underpowered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41732715
Wouldn't you rather be raped?
I want little girls crawling all over my skin without permission
>Climbing on my face
>Hiding under my belly
>Knocking me to the ground
>Mocking me for being a Virgin before changing that
>Licking my nipples and ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>41732782
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>41731839
>Be Anon
>wandered through some Portal
>at MGC Reception and Assignment Centre
>Staff confused, no obvious Marker, not gay and likes mamonos, but not looking for a waifu right now
>Anon: 'Just want to chill, do some work, maybe grow some veggies, see what happens'
>Centre Boss: 'No, we can't just let him roam free, there will be riots of horny Mamonos in the streets...'
>OldKiki: 'We have a vacancy for a gardener, the Academy is closed to outsiders, the students are all under strict control, he can roam there and do some work, until we think of something.'
>Anon becomes the MA Gardener and Handyman
>simple life, small gatehouse, satisfying simple work, veggie garden and prune the roses, enjoy the homemade dinners in the Staff Hall
>Chat with the Kiki Instructors
>MA has a big event coming up, can Anon help?
>[shrug] 'sure, what's up?'
>Pre-Graduation BJ Skills Testing for senior class Kikis
>'Ok, but how do I judge that? Whats a 1 and whats a 10?'
>Staff Kikis agree that obviously Anon will need a few examples of each standard before next week's big test
>20 years later OldAnon is one of the great traditions at MA and has helped train thousands of young Kikis to go out and change the world
>Life-goal: be the Hagrid of MA and BJ test-judge

[Anonymous No.]

>>41732799
Sneaky blowjobs, anon. They're the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41732804
Who would want a waifu that already had someone else's dick in her mouth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41732418
I think he's referring to "white knight" as in those guys what defend girls in hopes they will sleep with them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41732829
MA will never compromise its professional standards and graduate Kikis unskilled in giving proper BJs.
>Go get a schogg and kid yourself that purple slime is pure when it absorbs everything it slides across, and walks the same streets that Centaurs shit on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41732862
>ten oars latter...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41732804
Awful and whorish.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41732862
There are the very pious Catholic Kikis who are excused BJ training for extra Religious Studies.
>Legal waiver: Anons will indemnify MA totally and in perpituity regarding special non-graduate students for any sexual-related 'Awoo'-outbreaks or bite marks on the penis.
>Sign here: x

[Anonymous No.]

>>41732782
No, I have to fight the dragon. That's what a hero would do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41732804
"Oh you can rest assured Master, your maid-wife has had her mouth thoroughly fucked by an old man already, she's got our seal of approval for marriage."

[Anonymous No.]

ignore shitposters, post pure elves instead

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that the most trustworthy news sources are typically the local news teams, with real journalists knocking down real doors and talking with real people.
The ones those network fat rats steal scoops from without any context or rigor.
I mean, who would you rather believe? A cam whore thousands of miles away or that cute next-door neighbor that breaks into your house and huffs your sheets while you're out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41732480
>It's surprisingly mundane, if you don't count the no-holds-barred pillowfights.
>You had to step in after one of the baphos got caught stuffing her pillowcase with bricks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41732982
Ad on the bus-stop outside MA Front Gate:
>Bitten on the penis by an untrained Kiki-Maido?
>Waiver, schmaiver! We will win your case!!!
>Call 1800 T.Nukki Legal - modest fees*
.
*Fees will not be modest, don't like it? Try to sue us!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41732997
Those elves look very dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>>41732999
She ate the seed I left for birds last winter

[Anonymous No.]

>>41733048
don't be silly, there's nothing dangerous about them
they may be bioroids built for creating and protecting forests, that decide to use their machinery to combat a threat to humanity, but they're still elves where it counts. that is, in the bedroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41732997

[Anonymous No.]

>>41733082
We will see abou that

[Anonymous No.]

>>41732999
I believe a random chubby basement dweller monster NEET wearing just a shirt and panties, posting crazy things she made up on the internet, with an anime avatar.
>>41733064
Harpies really need your seed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41733006
It's the actually young monster's sleepovers that are dangerous. The sabbath is full of hags that want to larp as little girls, but the actual lolis will bring their best lingerie and expect you to make them all into women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41732997
>>41733082
>>41733109
I can't control myself around elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>41733110
There's nothing to see. They're pure, and they know how to please a man on pure instinct, no need to go around sucking random old man's cock (unless they want to marry that random old man, and some of them do). It's mamono mana, i aint gotta explain shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41732804
MGC Post-Tribune
Special Exposè
MA BJ Qualifications 'Overblown'
Undercover Rataporter: N.A. Rata
Secret reports from within prestigious MA test facility show BJ testing uses beef sausages on wooden-stands.
When confronted, MA Gardener Anon gave this quote:
> "Oh aye, I've trained and graded thousands of Kikis, and none less than a 8.7 graduates these Halls. What, all of them meself, Dee-Elle, no, I'd be a skeleton of a man by now! Sure the Staff Kikis show them the ropes... and I'm happy to be the 'rope' five or six times until all the little'uns have seen all their fancy techniques, then get to have their first a go on them sossigses, but after even that many Staff BJs I'm drained for a week. A thousand would kill any Anon! Blimey!'
Senior MA Head-mistress Kiki commented that all gradings were conducted 'as per traditional Babayaga standards' but would nor elaborate further...
MGC Education Department was closed for comments.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>First day working on Ms. Nuki’s milk farm
>Since it’s my first day I’m given an easy assignment
>3 cows need milking in the special barn
>When I enter the door locks behind me
>Only then notice thick black webbing around the room
>Three ushi-onis are waiting for me
>Scared cause they’re big, but was taught a cow is a cow no matter her size
>Walk up to the biggest one and grope her tits
>This elicits a high pitched moan from her
>Rather unbecoming of rape spider
>Her friends think so to chuckling
>Lean into it more massaging and kneading her milk mounds
>But nothing comes out
>Was also taught what to do in this scenario
>Use the bucket as a stool so that my dick can line up with her cow skull
>Pound her like a common cow all the while sucking on her tits and telling her to make some milk
>Verbal and physical encouragement are the cornerstone of milking
>Cum inside as she wraps her arms around me crushing me into her soft bust
>Falls over with me in tow onto a ushi web hammock
>Other two ushis fighting over who goes next
>Finally after twelve hours hear the door unlock
>Ms. Nuki opens the door to see how I’m doing
>Sees an empty bucket and gets irate
>Says I’ll be staying in here on overtime till I can get a full bucket of ushi-oni milk
>Shuts and locks the door back up
>Well back to the grind

[Anonymous No.]

>>41732862
>Letter to the Editor, MGC Times
MGC streets are an mess.
I demand designated streets for Centaurs.
Mayor Zombie, please be doing the needful.
Signed,
. A. Jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>41733204
Ms. Nuki should be the one getting milked if she's so ungrateful about a difficult job, you can't rush those things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41733204
Cool Spider Fact!
Ushi-Onis lactate chocolate milk!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41732997

[Anonymous No.]

>>41733247
Only the brown ones.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not going to have sex with elves.

[Anonymous No.]

Consider fairies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41733329
you're not gonna have consensual sex with elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>41733309
On the contrary, they produce normal white milk. Such fascinating monster girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41731839
>>41732031
>>41732387
>>41732419
>>41732804
>>41732862
>>41732982
>>41733031
>>41733171
>>41733233
And there you go - today's greentext adventure all done.
Tanukis, Ratas, Kikis, a Doppel, and others.
(And for those eaging at 'bj training' - thanks for showing the /tg/HFY writers that you don't need blood&gore to put 'conflict' into story if you let Anons jump to their own conclusins instead.
Thanks, goodnight.

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>>41733402
*raging
Too much typing.

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>>41733402
HFY can work if you don't turn it into a powerwank, though.

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>>41733432
How did she get the underwear on?

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>>41733438
power wank is an innate part of HFY.

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>>41733440
Must be side-ties

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>>41733440
There's probably a clasp around the back.

>>41733445
Doesn't have to be, though.

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*Steals your last image

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>>41731392
Tell me about it.
I'm 51 pages and 34k words into a brief tale about a semi-wholesome conversion on a Uni into a Bicorn and so far she's only given Anon a medically ethical handjob.

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>>41733454
It's literally in the name dude

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>>41733455
Thank goodness it wasn't the memecat this time.

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>>41733445
It pretty much is, especially in the context.
I only said you can get 'conflict' a lot of ways without needing it here.

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>>41733455
EEL

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Yo, how is this thread still alive?

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>>41733396
what about strawberry milk?

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>>41733576
The pink ones do that. People tend to gloss over the fact Ushi-Onis are half-spider AND half-cow, they're very versatile girls when it comes to milk production.

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>>41733561
It takes time for pages 9 and 10 to come back after getting destroyed.

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>>41733561
>alive
we were never alive to begin with, this thread is unded

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>>41733605
A year ago we'd routinely get each thread to 1k or even 1200 in a day.
This one seems to be the board not the thread.

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>>41733455
Feel

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>>41733455
She eel'd our last image?

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matango but she's based on raging mushrooms or lamentation mushrooms

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>>41733621
>A year ago we'd routinely get each thread to 1k or even 1200 in a day.
I'd say it was longer ago, but I don't feel like checking.
>This one seems to be the board not the thread.
Recent threads that have been archiving early had normal activity in them, so yes.
>>41733688
>lamentation mushrooms
Mushroom Banshee?

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>>41733266
I need to breed this short creature

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salamanders, mermaids, arachne, dragons, harpies, lamias, sahuagins, beelzebubs, krakens, and mucus toads lay big eggs.

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>>41733462
>medically ethical handjob
it's all fun and games when a cheshire runs off with a basilisks mask and volunteers are needed to triage the victims

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>>41733763
ever seen the ratio of kiwi egg to kiwi?

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>>41733763
The reptiles and birds yes, but the rest aren't known for big eggs.

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For anyone who still reads my stuff, new Andy's misadventures chapter:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/32689915/chapters/108000285

Happy reading!
I also tried to draw but I see there are no images left

[Anonymous No.]

I just remembered there are sharks that give live birth, so you can have regular pregnancy experience with a Mershark.

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>>41733796
Sharks cam store sperm in themselves and impregnate themselves at a latter date

I learned this from monmusu quest.

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>>41733966
Wasn't that mermaids? I don't remember any shark girls in MGQ

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>>41733966
Was that in Paradox? I don't remember that from the original trilogy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41734005
It was the mermaid queen that did that but irc Alice remarked that Sharks do that.

[Anonymous No.]

Eggs of Umi Oshos aren't really big.

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>>41729936
Good. Best that they fuck off then.

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>>41734319
But anon, we NEED to talk about settings with monster boys, futa, murder and used goods, how will we survive without the diversity?

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>>41734341
The same way DnD "survived", a castrated shadow of itself that bares no resembelence to it's original version, complete with wheelchairs, race no longer being a factor in determining skills or how the world around you sees your character, a complete corporate sanitization that disavows it's source material.

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>>41734395
DnD removing race considerations for statlines was just fucking baffling

"One race the human race" is a weird concept when you're literally dealing with dwarves and elves

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>>41734395
>complete with wheelchairs
Like literally?

[Anonymous No.]

>husband, it's time for your hourly dose of comfy cuddles

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>>41734395
>complete with wheelchairs, race no longer being a factor in determining skills or how the world around you sees your character,
... yeah I'm thinking that gatekeeping the unwashed masses out of our genre is a good idea

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How does cheshire-chan keep herself from teleporting into walls, trees, rocks and stuff? It would be pretty easy to molest her if that happened

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>>41734409
I long for the day being a nerd goes back to being unpopular so I can be left alone.
Its also a system as deep as a fucking puddle.


>>41734413
I'm pretty sure the adventuring wheelchair was a fan creation that is horrendously balanced bullshit.
As a pair of fellow GMs said about it. "Being crippled is actually a net advantage here as you get this thing."

>>41734414
I wouldn't mind that considering I just got back from a long day of driving and carrying crap

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>>41734417
>that feel when I took a look recently on what scp has been doing since the last I checked it over ten years ago.

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>>41734428
I'd it like a dwarven steam punk wheelchair?

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>>41734413
Wheelchair-accessible dungeons, yeah

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>>41734420
Wonderland magic just works like that, but she could get stuck in stuff if that turns you on more.

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>>41734413
Oh anon, if you only knew the absolute state of DnD. Now bare in mind that I have nothing against wheelchair people, I am an amputee myself but shoving in rules that would be better made on a case by case basis by the dm without no explicit rules by some fag in an office would have been a better move.

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>>41734432
>last I checked it over ten years ago.
Same, the cringiest thing back then was some fag inserting his photographer (how original) gf into the canon and I don't want to know what's going on there now, especially knowing the general state of the internet nowadays.

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>>41734442
>Wheelchair-accessible dungeons
When you meat an mg that nonetheless follows ADA abd OSHA regulations when constructing her lair.

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>>41734439
No, its more like an weird magic wood device.
The problem is that it comes with a shitload of benefits for what it is and is also pretty hard to actually damage/destroy.
Hence the 'benefit of being crippled'.
It also brings up the question of "Ok, what are you going to do when the party has access to things like restoration?"

Like, if someone wanted to play a crippled alchemist whose 'thing' was basically creating magitech-doc oc shit I'd be down for it but this is just...badly written.

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>>41734463
>When you meat an mg
I wanted to point out a typo but I guess you do "meat" the mg after you meet her.

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>>41734463
Echidna that wants her mermaid daughters to easily move around the whole house.

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>>41734442
Nothing is more fun than watching a player go "Yeah" I'll be a centaur then have them figure out how they actually move inside said dungeon.

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>imagine a picture of naked ushi-oni with her tits and vag clearly visible attached to this post
officer delf can't do shit

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>>41734545
Ushi! No! You are supposed to save that view for your husband!

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>>41734545
Let her enjoy her donuts in peace.

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>>41734571
YOU ARE her husband

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>>41734573
But a Dark Elf's metabolism is no match for sugary junk food! They're going go straight to her thighs!

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>>41734655
Mandatory physical exercise assigned by her superiors will help.

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>>41734708
>Ends up with shredded abs and a toned physique
Oh my.

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>>41734720
If only other elves aspired to be like her.

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>imagine a picture of a busty Jiangshi that wants (You) to undo buttons on her shirt because her arms are stiff
ded

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>>41734877
Oh no she's adorable!

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>>41734877
This is the perfect time to grope her breasts!

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>>41734898
That's exactly why she wants you to unbutton her shirt, she wants your hands on her bare skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>a loli nurarihyon and all her friends laying on a bed naked.png
Now this is the kind of sleepover one can get behind.

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>>41734921
Little girls really shouldn't smoke.

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>>41734921
I don't care for lolis and sleepovers are pretty lame.

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>>41734928
loli nurarihyons get bubble pipes instead

[Anonymous No.]

>an image of a nude hellhound covered in sizzling breakfast foods winking seductively

[Anonymous No.]

>>41734953
ew

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>>41734877
>>41734890
>Anon who's wife is an Echidna, has lost 50/50 and or Pity Pull to a Jiangshi
>Anon was hoping to roll for a gold-premium SSR Dragon but got the Jiangshi instead

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>>41734961
Jiangshi is nothing to scoff at, be proud of having one as a daughter.

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>>41734961
Jiangshi, Ghouls and Zombies are top picks

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>>41734961
>gold-premium SSR Dragon
I guess that would be the type of subrace Deonora is

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>>41734975
>>41735013
So does anyone who have a jiangshi daughter now have to stock up on Coco Goat milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735053
Go find a Coconut Barometz

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>>41735069
But that's a sheep.

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>>41734933
>sleepovers are pretty lame.
Not if it's nonstop sex with a half a dozen monster lolis

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>>41735165
but then how am I supposed to sleep?

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If we had images to spare I would draw myself as a spider married to a nacha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735219
You can sleep, but they'll keep fucking you. Expect wet dreams.

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>>41735293
Maybe you should take this as a sign to instead kill yourself instead of posting such garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735219
Sleep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735219
After you've tired out them all, naturally.

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>>41735293
You should post it next thread. Or put it on catbox and poat it now.

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>>41735305
Furry.jpg
Sending this one just to trigger you. Imagine it has a lot of jpg burn too so you know it's reposted.

I'll post whatever I feel like as long as it's vaguely on topic by my reckoning.

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>>41734921
who's your top 3 bed buddies?

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warnign: sexy very sexy catgirl big boob show vagener nsfw lewd DONT CLICK
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