/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>47246914
You know those donation box's at shrines, you can put $1 or a piece of tofu in there and just take a fox home with you. The shrines are over crowded and they want your help to take care of foxes they can't support. Don't worry, they are all vetted, they are not lazy foxes, nor are they mischief makers or psychos like tamamo.

>Visiting Zipangu
>Taking pictures of a local fox shrine
>Told the fox is sealed to the shrine grounds forever to be its shrine maiden
>Will only be freed when given an offering by a man
>Meet sealed fox
>Offers me some fried tofu
>Wow maybe all those memes about foxes being evil and conniving are wrong
>Gives me chopsticks to eat with
>I’ve never used chopsticks before
>Drop it
>Fox catches it
>”I accept your offer, now we shall be wed. I expect at least 30 kids, husband”

Haughty foxes are the best foxes

>>40359330
Travel to The Lonely Mountain, atop it is an old shrine, now this is very important, build a small fire and begin frying some tofu, the guarding of the shrine will smell it and reveal herself, offer her some of the tofu, if she is pleased she will take you into her service, keep in mind she can and will attempt to trick you afterward, make sure she is pleased and she won't make you do something silly for her amusement.

>>38888545
Feels good man, may her reign last 10,000 Years. I hope I get with one of her daughters if I prove myself worthy.

>>33261301
I don't want to be a manslut, I just want a single monster girl to love.