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>> No.46638064
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Getting a head start on caturday

>> No.46638067
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Watch out for motherly monsters. They're secretly dangerous.

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do you mean all that nice, overwrought concern about whether or not i was lonely or eating healthily was just serving an ulterior motive? when that nice older lady who lives next door called me a sweet boy for helping her take out her garbage, she was lying?

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It snowed last night and now it's winter again

>> No.46638169

Give me the wendy at the back

>> No.46638190
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Thank goddess

>> No.46638206
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You purchased a Dragon slave from the slave traders passing through town. What will you do with her?

>> No.46638211

She can help me in the kitchen to start with

>> No.46638215

send her out to collect gold and make my own hoard

>> No.46638224

>the remaining half of Cent-Town Council take a vote
>send a messenger to the Purest Unicorn in Demon-Realm to come stop this degeneracy
>Unicorn arrives, so full of purity-mana her hide is almost too white to look at directly
>Stand-off in the town square at High Noon
>"Hello, sister."
> #plot-trope: Unicorn twins are rare, but when it does happen, one is the ultra-pure Unicorn of that age, the second is the darkest black Bicorn
> # Prof.Haku's theory is the pair 'Bring balance to the Mana' and as one gets more dark-mana the other gets more pure
>Bicorn just snaps her fingers and her loyal herd of pregnant junior-wives drag the overwhelmed Unicorn inside
>in the Ball-room, Incubus-Anon now sits on a newly installed throne
>the Unicorn's four hooves are chained to the floor and the herd-waifus form a wide circle
>music starts and Anon's Bicorn First-waifu begins to strip away her sister's clothing and her own
>the final battle of Light and Dark manas begins with one light sisterly kiss on the lips, that deepens into open mouths, then everymamono in the room can feel the Bicorn's tongue slide forward
>hours later the Unicorn is broken, her ink-black sister stands over her collapsed white body that has been licked caressed and pleasured on every inch from her mouth to her hooves
>now the Bicorn's pale arm is pounding to the elbow in the shattered Unicorn's coral-pink arsehole when she finally speaks
>"I yeild... please, sister... let him fuck me..."
> #Those are believed to be her exact words, but few of the wildly schlicking herd are sure, as Rata News reported that at this time the storm clouds gathered over MGC struck lightning on so many of the city's tallest spires
>the Bicorn withdrew her arn and signalled to her Senior Kiki
>the gaggle of Kikis bought her a towel, and a weird device of demon-silver and chains
>"No, but you can watch as my Husbando-Lord fucks all your pent-up purity-mana into me!"
>deftly the Kikis fastened what was now evidently a DS chastity-belt underneath the Unicorn's drenched tail and fastened the chains around her haunches
>the twin sisters now both knelt on the grool-wet floor, front shoulder to rear shoulders like a lewd ying-yang symbol of Balance
>"Come my Lord, my poor sister here will hold my tail up so you can fill me!"
>as the triumphant Bicorn arched her hips to meet her Lord's mighty cock, she slid her fingertips underneath her sister's new restraint to join them at those still virgin lips
"You may front-schlick yourself as Our Anon fucks me, but we're still going to need your purity healing until after my Bicorn daughterfu is born, so it will stay on until then... and then we can beg Him to finally fuck you all over again..."

>> No.46638229
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Keep up the slave roleplay and pretend to not know that she could break the shackles with one move. Though it might get awkward when she stretches a little too hard one time and accidentally breaks them.

>> No.46638238

>accidentally breaks them
>you both stare at each other
>she sheepishly looks away
>you sigh and reach under the bed for your box of slave collars
>maybe you should upgrade to the premium collars

>> No.46638257

use as literal bed warmer/space heater

>> No.46638262

Ride her through MGC for all to see.
In her mamono-form not as a full dragon-form for extra humiliation.
When she complains that it is too degrading for a Mighty Dragon to be publicly shamed and abused like this, just say nothing but reach down.
Hold up her juices dripping from my fingers for all to see.
Make her lick them clean before allowing her to change form and ride her home.
Don't even have to mention that it was her own dragon-magic that kept her Demon-silver shackles from breaking when her ankles and wrists expanded.
>How to (really) tame your dragon.

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Lizard feet also butt.

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Silly human males spend one third of their lives sleeping and call slumber mouse sleepy.
Has KC confirmed how many hours dormice sleep yet?

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It's not my fault. These damn sheep keep breaking into my house. They're here now see how many of them there are? One, two... three... zzzzz

>> No.46638421

>sleeps all day
>on her belly
>gently snoring
>hips lifted on a pillow
>pyjama bottoms sliding down slowly...
>gently insert .... [Admiral Akhbar quote here]

>> No.46638460

As you leave the Slave-market Anon remarks that he sold all his possessions and converted all his savings to gold coins to pay the price.
She stops suddenly, runs back to the dealer, and grabs back the bag of gold Anon paid.
"We'll need to scatter this on the floor to sleep tonight. I'll go bring more from Mother tomorrow to make a proper bed."

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>> No.46638473

Dorky dragons are cute

>> No.46638613

>Admiral Akhbar quote here
She's a trap? I thought it wasn't possible in MGE

>> No.46638729

She is clearly attempting to trap anon into a leglock, do not fall for such tricks my brothers in the Chief Goddess

>> No.46638786
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>you go to heaven
>meet the Chief God herself
>she looks just as slutty as the monsters she condemns
>she's seriously lonely and doesn't want to admit it
>invites you to stay in heaven forever as a show of her "benevolence", claims it's because she wishes for human souls to experience tranquility
>in reality it's because you're the first male that's actually been up here since the hero that betrayed her to marry Lilith

>> No.46638788

A 'trap' not a 'Trap', Alp-anon.

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I'm down with dicking the Hosspussy, even maybe carefully trying a taste and some gentle fisting if she asks, but the real relationship question is:
After we sleep together, how do we actually sleep together?
>her standing up beside me on a normal bed?
>her kneeling on our bed, me being small spoon on the side or a tiny big-spoon along her back, and hoping she doesn't roll over?
>some kind of complicated double-single- bed with 2 different sides, straw bedding for her, normal mattress for me, like an extreme sleep-number bed?
The longterm important stuff.

Btw, for those Centfags who remember /mlpol/, Happy Birthday to Aryanne Hoofler, the other bestgirl.

>> No.46638815

I can fix her.

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>> No.46638822

I don't mind Yuri as conversion of 3Ds but wtf does a Vamp have a mirror?

>> No.46638823

Oh brother here we go again.

>> No.46638825
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>Visiting Zipangu
>Taking pictures of a local fox shrine
>Told the fox is sealed to the shrine grounds forever to be its shrine maiden
>Will only be freed when given an offering by a man
>Meet sealed fox
>Offers me some fried tofu
>Wow maybe all those memes about foxes being evil and conniving are wrong
>Gives me chopsticks to eat with
>I’ve never used chopsticks before
>Drop it
>Fox catches it
>”I accept your offer, now we shall be wed. I expect at least 30 kids, husband”

>> No.46638833

Yuri between mamonos and useless 3D is a canon transformation upgrade system.
Some Anon has to just dick-cure them both simultaneously afterwards.

>> No.46638835

No fuck off that's not what you posted at all runt

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>I'm done. I'm done apologizing. I'm done being persecuted for my strength. You people should be thanking Eros that I am who and what I am, because you need me. You need me to save you. I am the only one who possibly can. You're not the real heroes. I'm the real hero.

>> No.46638912

Ah, so that's who those boots belong to.

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stolen from tumblr, mb

>> No.46638943

I still thing there should be a story of her breaking edgelords in vengance for what the multiverse has done to her

>> No.46638952

I'm not taking orders from a virgin.

>> No.46638957

What I dont get is that druella is portrayed as such a retard the invasion should of never been a success
instead of preying on the open minds of the lower classes and the instability of the heroes, shes just show to use zerg rush tatcics
how is she meant to be the "big mean extremist 4th princess" when all she knows for stratege is unga de bunga?

>> No.46638959

This but more straw on her side so your spines are at the same relative height.
> can hug her torso and big spoon along her back
> can slide morning wood straight into the sleeping hosspussy as her wake-up call

>> No.46638982

>implying anyone here wouldn't become her chosen Hero the moment she asked no matter how anti-order they are or how bad they believe she is
Everything always warps back around into the will of Heaven. Everything.

>> No.46638997

Tfw waking up to find your Cent waifu has slid up the bed and flicked her tail over Anon's hip so the morningwood is poised ready to slide in and morningfuck the wet hosspussy.
Laugh and slide the D into her donut first.
She pretends to be disappointed but you both know it just means you're going to have to wash it off and fuck her realpussy in the big shower stall.
>Call 1-800-Gremtech Constructions for all your Hossfucker home renovations and extensions.

>> No.46639048

Canon druella
>open to deplomacy
>fighter capable of taking on the order's best

Anti-fanon druella
>issues are solved by throwing monsters and DE at it
>upon failure, her back up plan is "throw MORE"
>her allies tell her to stop/pull back, she ignores them to emphisise her incompetence
>cant fight for shit
>cracks under any pressure
>methods are apparently so extremem sometimes her mother has to tell her to calm the fuck down

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> * all 4 horse-holes
Almost 5 with horsetitty paizuri

>> No.46639118

>...just dick-cure them both
>Anon walks in to 2 mamonos doing yuri
>D out, offer join in
>dick-cure the actual mamono
>hardnope the converted 3d
>go to leave
>offer the mamono to come with Anon or stay for dickless yuri
>3d hfw her yuri-pal dumps her used ass in a blink for real Anon D
>problem cured

>> No.46639138

Anon gets his dick caught in the Mousetrap.

>> No.46639213

Average sleep for a human is 8 hours.

Dormice are supposed to be exceptionally sleepy. So I headcanon 16 hours asleep, 4 hours of being lethargic, and 4 hours alert. So cherish those few hours that she's alert each day!

>> No.46639232

I just imagined an extremely large bed, like 6 california kings put together. Same being true for sneks and other girls with large anatomies.

>> No.46639237
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Dormouse pussy so tight you get stuck on it.

>> No.46639276

>Miss Ushi makes her own web into a comfy bed.
>However, standard (pre-portals) homes don't have anchor points, so you still have to modify the walls and ceiling heavily to add screw eyes up and down all the studs.
>Still end up pulling half of them out after a particularly vigorous lovemaking session.
>Have to call in a master mamono carpenter to figure out something better.
>Miss Cyclops just happy someone needs her for SOMETHING.
If your wife were a cyclops, you'd have your own beautiful, bespoke waifu.

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>My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do... I just fuckin' hate Lescatie. And the Order worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to fuck violently. This is the time of vengeance and nobody's humanity is worth preserving. And I will put in the beds as many mamono and men as I can. It's time for me to corrupt. And it's time for me to fuck. My monsterization crusade begins here

>> No.46639385

Sneks and other coldbloods probably have a big artificially heated rock with Anon's smaller insulated mattress on top so the bits that can't wrap around Anon for direct heat still survive.

>> No.46639411

2 flayers 1 brain

>> No.46639421

That's highly degenerate. Please don't bring such graphic imagery into my mind.

>> No.46639471

Dormouse frilly bloomers need an opening for the tail.
Dormouse frilly bloomers need an opening for the Anon D.
>Dormouse hfw she's 'accidentally' sleeping bent over the bed but Anon is around the other side and waits between cute snores to force-feed her his sweaty Dick-cheese first.
>Wakes up from a 'can't breathe' dream to Anon holding her ears and filling her throat
>She starts to struggle then blacks out back to sleep as Anon keeps facefucking her.
>Now Sleep-rodent is having the 'Anon cooming in all three mouseholes' dream.
>[cute happy snoring] in rhythm with Anon pumping her full

>> No.46639486

You will only see what they want you to see. Though they might not agree on what exactly it should be.

>> No.46639502

Group of 5 Heckhund sisters see puny Anon falling out of a nearby Portal onto the street.
Only 4 rush out to offer assistance.
Eldest sister hurriedly rings 1-800-Gremtech Furnishings department to priority order their #220 - Heavy Loadbearing White Leather Sofa.
Offers to pay extra for express delivery.

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Just look at how graceful and delicate this elf is.

>> No.46639521

Wok angry the Elf obviously stole all of her lunch.

>> No.46639555

>be Anon
>1st Flayer removes Anon's hat and latches onto Anon's big brain
>starts convincing Anon that maybe he likes Flayers
>2nd Flayer removes Anon's pants and latches onto Anon's smaller brain
>starts convincing Anon that maybe Flayerpussy is tightest suction pussy
Silly 1st Flayer.

>> No.46639578

What Illithid powers will I gain from this?

>> No.46639612

The power of eternally being addicted to flayers. Negative resistance to mindbreak attacks. Being easily influenced by flayer commands.
And two flayerwives to make use of those powers effectively.

>> No.46639614

2 sets of step-daughterfu Flayerettes
Big bed with 2 Flayer waifus
Lots of fun helping both waifus untangle after wild tentacle threesomes.
Big bowls of black-ink pasta.

>> No.46639623

What if I just approached the biggest, strongest looking Salamander I could find and punched her right on the stomach with everything I had out of nowhere for no real reason right now? I would probably break my hand but I would still do it. What would she do?

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>Silence fills the empty grave now that I have calmed. But my mind is not at rest, for questions linger on. I will ask and you will answer.

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Any ideas for pics?

>> No.46639683

Me explaining to a Cursed "Sword" that she is not actually a sword at all, she is just a random girl wearing a bad cosplay and holding a silly prop. My eyes don't lie.

>> No.46639693

Perhaps a boy and his Ghoul at a Wing resteurant

>> No.46639701

Skeleton using her ribs and hand bones like a güiro

>> No.46639716

Dormouse attempting to be seductive by saying "I smell like molasses down there."

Can be SFW or not. That's up to your discretion.

>> No.46639722

Heather 'Oppai Maximus' Von Holstein, Empress of the Milky Way Galaxy.

>> No.46639724

dense holst offering the viewer some grass to eat while she chews on some herself.

>> No.46639727
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She's been engaging her rival in intellectual combat for days now.

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Anon and his Centaur waifu are relaxing in their new Gremtech multi-mattress Horsehole bed.
Watching late nite tv news before sleep.
Sports section has old human Trotting horse-racing clip.
Hmmm, it's Anon's birthday soon.
Next day Centaur waifu sends a very detailed email order to Gremtech.mon
On Anon's birthday she brings out his cake wearing her shiny new leather harness.
After cake, the Sulky is parked in the garage with a big ribbon bow on it
Waifu clips into the drawbars and hands Anon the long whip as he gets into the seat
The neighbors are shocked at such a public display of degeneracy as they wheel out onto the road but she just trots past them gaining speed.
Behind her Anon is getting a faint mist of excited Centaur juices.
Anon gives a few tentative playful flicks of the whip on her bouncing behind.
Now Anon's face is almost dripping with the spray of centaur excitement.
After about two miles, she can't trot any further and has to turn into the first alleyway they pass.
Now Anon is the one doing all the hard driving.
But his Centaur waifu still asks him to keep hold of the whip, and maybe try flicking it over her stiffened nipples...
>Another satisfied Gremtech customer.

>> No.46639740

>Mr. Doo bottle isn't filled with piss

>> No.46639752

It's all empty because i drank it.

>> No.46639790

Domme Art Fairy looks up at Anon's poor drawing of her with a look of sadistic disgust and calls me pathetic.

>> No.46639794

Carnivorous plant girl devouring stretchy anime meat

>> No.46639797

>calls me pathetic
I wonder what drawfag this is.

>> No.46639798 [DELETED] 

>Gullible Anon tries to sneak a sip of TismWan's "Mr.Doo" bottle.
>Big surprise.
>Tismwan stops typing long enough to laugh
>Anon doesn't care, spins her chair around, lifts her cheeto-stained sweatpants off and starts to drink at the source
Her Magical Realm gets entered.

>> No.46639857

Dark-Priest in post-portal world going door to door asking if the residents have heard of the lord and savior the Fallen God.
Either the occupant is an unmarried man that looks interested or a guy that already has a monster wife and looks exhausted after being awoken on Saturday after 'Extended Friday-Night Snuggles'

>> No.46639907 [DELETED] 

For stinky ex-Femcel NeetWan the sudden piss-play isn't just a new kink, it's also exciting her further that Anon is marking her as his territory.
Anon asking "Who's a Badgirl? Yesyouare.." as she rolls on the floor under his Golden Shower.
Also asks Anon to spank her with a rolled-up newspaper as he rubs her nose in the puddle they both made.
Now she proudly wears Anon's tag on her collar and leash whenever they're outside her basement.
All her online frens on neets/mon/ still think she's making Anon up until she gets a new webcam.

>> No.46639928

Well, that's enough of this thread for a while, you weirdos.

>> No.46639941

Just [-] like i do.

>> No.46639973 [DELETED] 

Minotaur giantess voring a cu sith and her husband. (Willing vore).

>> No.46639999
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Reminder that while all monster can be milf-like, only one is literally specifically built to be the ultimate milf

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Haughty Noble Warrior-Princesses in the Streets,
Degenerate sexual submissives... umm, also in the Streets.

>> No.46640035

Digits confirm. All hail echidnas!

>> No.46640092

Milf Lottery-Snek
>Both thinking she's ready and proudly pushing out Anon's first snek-daughterfu egg
>soon she's full-ahegao, screaming at the sky and white-knuckling the nearest furniture for support as its evidently a full-size Dragon-daughterfu egg instead
>Anon Husbando simultaneously worried, amazed that her tight-grip cloaca can stretch that far....and also hard as diamonds...

>> No.46640111 [DELETED] 

>spank her with a rolled-up newspaper as he rubs her nose in the puddle
Wan invents a new position from this that she calls "BadDoggie-style".
Also buys Anon a new chain-choker to use on her leash sometimes when she's been 'especially naughty'.

>> No.46640116

So she already had a daughter before marrying her husband?

>> No.46640180

It's the usual /d/and /trash/ vermin back to try pushing another meme. you'd think they'd have learned something by now, but nope.
just report and ignore

>> No.46640199

Nothing implied that.

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She's here to stay all year

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>> No.46640253

First daughteru is always an echidna, but she's giving birth anon's first daughteru which is a dragon. So she had a child before meeting him.

>> No.46640280
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mud pussy!

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>> No.46640286 [DELETED] 

Milf Echidna
>Anon's waifu finally pops out the oversized dragon-egg
>She tenderly places it in a depression cut into her hot-rock and lovingly wraps her tail around their new daughterfu to keep her warm until she hatches
>Anon is still stunned by the display of snek-birth but hugs his exhausted but radiant waifu warmly
>Sweet waifu notices he's also still hard as diamonds
>"You liked watching that, huh? The fruit of your seed gaping me open like that? Kinky... But don't worry, I'll be back to my tight grip in about ten minutes, so when I get my breath back we can start on making our next daughterfu. Hmmm... you know, I'm so open wide right now I bet you could probably get your whole arm up there like one of those dirty Centaur-girls..."
>Ten minutes later she's ahegao-ing and white-knuckle gripping Anon's upper-arm as he's struggling to get his hand back out of her refreshed pussy grip.
>"Oh, by the Demon-Lord! It's almost hotter than when you coom in me! Promise me, I don't care if we break your knuckles, I want you to do this to me everytime we have another child!"
>So, even twenty daughters later, while everybody else thinks she's just a dutiful Trad Mother-waifu, only Anon knows their hot secret kink.....

>> No.46640287

What about it?

>> No.46640298

Comment: I said it was a surprise to them both that she was having a dragon first.

>> No.46640325

Some of those faggots are obviously raiding us right now, look at all the trash they're spamming.

>> No.46640323 [DELETED] 

fuck off retard

>> No.46640339

Not everything has to be a grand theater anon. It's literally like 3 posts. Shut up and post like normal instead of whining.

>> No.46640350 [DELETED] 

There's nothing non-canon except the usual "reee, perma-virgin doesn't like it" and having everymamono just do vanilla procreative missionary with the lights on to ensure no accidental handholding will eventually get boring.

>> No.46640381

Can someone please remind miss Shog she is NOT a Gravemind! And no! She would not survive the firing of a Halo Ring. Please, tell this particular Shog to stop being so chuuni! She wouldn't even last a day in an ONI black site Laboratory

>> No.46640394
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it can get you anywhere anytime

>> No.46640405

Rape me or release me, parasite. But do not waste my time with pillow talk.

>> No.46640428

A monstergirl, either a succubus or a dragoness comforting and adopting a crying lonely orphaned boy sitting on a dirty street.

>> No.46640431

Look at the post just below yours. Totally not outsiders coming here to shitpost btw

>> No.46640440 [DELETED] 

Consensual kinks are part of any healthy relationship.
Especially with a plethora of horny mamonos in a sex-mandatory realm where they have different personalities and predilictions based on their stereotypical beast-side origins.

Next time your dear sweet mom brings you your fresh cooked Tendies and kisses you on the cheek try not to think that your Dad has definitely blown loads in that same mouth, probably after he's consensually pounded her up the ass.

>> No.46640468
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>Proactively dated by a bicorn

Congrats on the horse wife!
Your bicorn wife has asked you which girls you'd like to join your harem.

She's open to any girl. However, she just asks that each be of a different species; this is just a request, and not something that has to be followed, but she really insists on it.
Lastly, she asks you to pick 5 girls.

So Anon, which 5 monster girls will join you and your bicorn wife in marriage?

Should you pick a unicorn, she will automatically become a bicorn.
If you pick a bicorn (unicorn), she will ask the same of you but with diminishing returns. In other words, adding a second bicorn means you can select 4 more girls into the harem instead of 5 like your first bicorn wife. A third bicorn, 3 more girls. A fourth bicorn, 2 more girls. A fifth bicorn, 1 more girl. And a sixth with no more. This means you can max out your harem size at {16} with 5 or 6 bicorns.

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>> No.46640472

"Go and pound mud!" takes on a whole new meaning in MGE.
An all-over body rejuvenating mudpack with built-in happy ending.

>> No.46640527 [DELETED] 

>different personalities and predilictions based on their stereotypical beast-side origins.
Tfw Anon's Kobold waifu is content sitting on the sofa licking Anon's balls while you watch the sportsball* game.
But it's a bit embarrassing when she wraps herself around Anon's leg when he gets home after work and sniffs his ass to check where he's been.

(*Or the All-State Gaping Championship)

>> No.46640548

Time to go to the eros-sponsored, dark elf sexual and fetish health sessions with the wife, so we can learn how to have healthy relationships with our kinks.

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>> No.46640622

Practical Harem
1 - A Kiki - somemamono has to clean up all the mess afterwards, so they might as well enjoy it
2 - A Tanuki - a house big enough for a Anon+5+Hoss Bed plus room to play in and multiple interests isn't cheap
3 - A ScheduleWan to keep everything running fairly
4 - A Flayer so we can all plug-in and have 'cooperative play mode' orgasm-sharing so nobody is left out
5 - A unicorn so when she blacks we can then buy 4 more corn into the group
The second 4 can be a random roll for variety, but not another Corn as me plus 10 is a big enough house

>> No.46640643

There are even canon couples activities like 'Visit your local Tentacle Forest' so you can both get in tough with DL Nature.

>> No.46640689

Shoggys like to roleplay as various eldritch horrors when they're not trying to mimic Kikis.
And some Massshtahs are probably into that shit, so it's YDY.

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you work for me now anon

>> No.46640796 [DELETED] 

>No capitalisation, inadequate or absent punctuation, and no cogent argument.
Looks like this Anon's kink is Miss Haku being the strict schoolma'am with strokes of the Cane on his uneducated ass.
Or maybe that's just my kink.
With a soothing Haku hand-job and fresh warm milk afterwards.

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She's not the seductress type but as long as the bait works, right?

>> No.46640834

How about a fit artfairy (a fit fairy) doing a workout by bench pressing her pen/paint brush?

>> No.46640902 [DELETED] 
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Anon with his canon Akaname waifu
>Nice polite couple, friendly with their neighbours, but everybody they meet knows that the mouth she's talking to them with has had its tongue at least six inches up Anon's brown pucker, maybe further.
>Everybody just tries not to think about it.
>Or maybe they do think about it, and maybe go home and try it out themselves at least once?

>> No.46640916

Very nice, thank you!

>> No.46640939
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>> No.46640963

Gremlin but tall enough to boob hat you

>> No.46640981

>stick molasses flavoured juices running down onto my ballz on every stroke
>kissing her sweet mouth after she's cleaned it all up - like making our own special salty caramel taffee

>> No.46641084 [DELETED] 

>pick her up in a Standing 69 and eat her pussy
>her mouth and tongue wrapped around Anon's cock
>the tip of her tongue (and more) on Anon's prostate so you coom hard
>move to returning the favour by tongue-probing her asshole
>she's going to want to kiss your dirty tongue with hers so you might as well both share
>Same as how she's going to have you both eat hot spicy Jinko-curries then beg Anon to pound mud in her ass, just so she can clean it off your cock and colon afterwards.
Relationship goals.

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A body to rival Miss Wight's

>> No.46641179

>they're posting about literal shit eating now
Still totally not a raid btw

>> No.46641185

MGCPD Constable Jinko: "Ma'am, do you have a street-vendors loicence for that Public Hand-job..? No? Well, the fine is handing over that Shota to the Im-Pound Yard, and my colleague Constable Heckhund will be licking all that 'evidence' off your fingers for our report."

>> No.46641199

That's miss archlich

>> No.46641203

Bro just ignore it.

>> No.46641213 [DELETED] 

Cry to KC - it's canonical and traditional Yokai shit-eating, you bigot.

>> No.46641248 [DELETED] 
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>> No.46641269

I'm way past shota student age, but
>...a soothing Haku hand-job and fresh warm milk...
- straight from the tap is a healthy educational goal at any age.
When the Portals open I'm going to Adult Community College.

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>> No.46641379
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>> No.46641397
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>all the trash crawling back within hours
>just a week after the big pile of deleted posts
I guess this time they got week long bans instead of the usual 3 days

>> No.46641473

>shit, piss and gaping
>random off topic spam
As you can clearly see, it's the usual pest back to shitposting and spamming the moment his previous ban expired. He must have gotten banned for 7 days after the mass deletions a week ago.

But now you all have concrete proof he isn't immune to getting banned if enough people bother to report all the trash, you know what to do with that information.

>> No.46641496

Post mamono versions of the adorable mudkip?

>> No.46641541
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Star themed cow.
Also, sorry guys If I don't draw your idea. I'm trying to get back into more frequent drawing and I practice through doodling and some ideas simply seem easier for me to draw. I honestly appreciate you throwing in your little visions everytime I ask

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>> No.46641632
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Hope you liked it while it lasted.

>> No.46641636

>is an empress
>still just eats grass
Holstaurs like taking it easy

>> No.46641645
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Ms. White Horn is scared

>> No.46641659

It's healthy.
She can sleep in my bed.

>> No.46641682

I wanna get adopted by an Echidna and her husband and wind up with a bunch of monster girl Onee-sans who are absolutely waiting until I’m old enough to have some pseudo-incestuous fun

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Around elves, watch yourselves.

>> No.46641720

>She can sleep in my bed.
You're going to make Ms. White Horn cry, she can't fit in your bed!

>> No.46641729

I wouldn't, I WILL

>> No.46641738

Such thirst in these girls. Does it ever actually work?

>> No.46641774

If she really can't fit in my bed, then I'll go sleep with her in hers to comfort her.

>> No.46641786

big selkie

>> No.46641808
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Dear Demon Lord.
There are too many monster girls these days.
Please remove three.
I am NOT a crackpot.

>> No.46641849
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If you think about it logically, if the Demon lord never discovers a way for us to have human or incubi sons then mamono genetic diversity will only increase because the female genes will never "meet" again in the genepoll only male genes will be constantly added, this will mean that in 2 to 10 thousand years which is the blink of an eye if you really think about it there will be likely thousands of monster girl species

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>> No.46641906
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>> No.46641916

I understood that reference

>> No.46641960
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>I am NOT a crackpot
Pic very related.
Question Is there a wide hole in the bottom of the jar?
How else do they fuck?

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>> No.46641995

But miss manticore, you yourself are a fusion of a bat and a cat. You are emblematic of the very problem you rally against.

>> No.46642034

She's reducing the number of necessary monstergirls in the world by consolidating two of them together into one, stronger monstergirl.

>> No.46642071

wow who would have thought the thread would become complete dogshit the second you had retards going around saying how much "better" it is

>> No.46642081
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are you saying this bat isn't necessary?

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>> No.46642120

it was better
but to speak of the devil is to summon it

>> No.46642121

The second bone is a nice touch lol

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>> No.46642136

and you are even dumber for thinking that mentioning them made any difference.

>> No.46642145

Cute claustro

>> No.46642148

No idea what you are even talking about. You should probably stop.

>> No.46642163

Feed your plants and water your pets.

>> No.46642187

That is a very many looking face.

>> No.46642201

Standing outside of Bapho-sama's room holding a boombox playing nothing but love songs!

>> No.46642236

Cute and spoiled plant.
A true rival for the stretchy meat.

>> No.46642254

She has a face?

>> No.46642265

Cute cow. Now I must see her fully outfitted as a sailor soldier of love and justice. It's actually not that nuts, since Usagi ends up being royalty, too.

>> No.46642283

Plant stories?

>> No.46642284 [SPOILER] 
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Guide to identifying monsters
>has wings = angel
>has wings + scales = dragon
>has horns = cow
>has horns + flat chest = bapho
>has pointy ears = elf
For example, pic related has wings so it's an angel.

>> No.46642292
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that's not a cows defining feature

>> No.46642296 [SPOILER] 
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Angels are so beautiful.

>> No.46642308

Built for childhood friendship

>> No.46642464
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Time to hang out with Ms. Wonderworm.

>> No.46642485
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Commas are important.
>Let's eat out, Miss Haku!
>Let's eat out Miss Haku!

Know how commas work. It could save your virginity!

>> No.46642512

What's a good place to eat at the roost district of MGC?

>> No.46642521

The gryphon's cloaca
it's a pub

>> No.46642543

What the manticore doing

>> No.46642549
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she just studying it. you know how batcats is

>> No.46642559

Why can't they name things normally?

>> No.46642579

Playing retro vidya with a joystick, she's a big nerd

>> No.46642645

can you even reach establishments up there?

>> No.46642648

>every night is couples night in MGC

>> No.46642650

flash a little bit of collarbone and you'll get a ride in no time at all

>> No.46642659

there's always the singles ladder

>> No.46642679

Nevermind the roost district, I'm looking for a nice place to get desert in mushroom town.

>> No.46642686

Momcore, very dangerous and huggy.
Also gets quite 'stern' in bed

>> No.46642688

i like myconids as a pursuer-type kuudere

>> No.46642700

Give her a hoard of daughters

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>> No.46642708

Gentlemen, we finally found enough milk.

>> No.46642714

>Start to leave her house.
>She throws herself at the wall and immediately bounces on towards you

>> No.46642723

You have no idea how easy it is to find milk in the MGE world

>> No.46642823

...Eh you know what? Sure fuck it at this point. Though I'm still going to try and take Miss Extremist out on a date. If nothing else it will be a fun story to tell.

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>> No.46642856

You should. She deserves it.

>> No.46642860 [DELETED] 

Don't ask to see her hammerspace.

>> No.46642904 [DELETED] 

Warhammer is my favorite part of Japanese culture!

>> No.46642926

give me your muskiest monster

>> No.46643014
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>grab Banshee loli ass
>cries tears of joy

>> No.46643059
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how now

>> No.46643078

You know, after ten years of marriage, I'm starting to think this manticore isn't gonna eat me after all.

>> No.46643086

You fool! She's trying to make you lower your guard!

>> No.46643113

No, no, she's just marinating you in the most delicious seasoning of all: love

>> No.46643139

You know, after ten years of marriage, I think I've finally decided not to eat my husband. B-but I was totally gonna!

>> No.46643160

There is such a thing as too much spice. Surely she's done seasoning.

>> No.46643166

Where do I meet vampires if I live in an area with no castles, manors or spooky skull shaped caves?

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>> No.46643176

High Orc, duh

>> No.46643187

She doesn't look very athletic...

>> No.46643194
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>There is such a thing as too much spice.
That's where you're wrong, kiddo.

>> No.46643205

i'm starting to think there isn't free candy in there

>> No.46643207
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>Me trying to explain the importance of good hygiene to a wild hellhound

>> No.46643212

Didn’t read the profile. Tourist confirmed.

>> No.46643213

There will be once you've climbed in.

>> No.46643219

You just need to go deeper anon. It's really well hidden.

>> No.46643234

wrong. manticores really do eat people. the manticore in question is just nice and decided not to eat her husband. you should be afraid of the batcat.

>> No.46643238

Wurm-dense huh? Perfect fit for a zombie.

>> No.46643240

I'd unironically let a manticore vore me.


>> No.46643247

Reminder to not give vorefags an inch.

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Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 47. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/yA3lPPxT

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

>> No.46643307

>kick manticore in a self-defense situation
>she catches the leg in her tail mouth and won't let go until sex
It's fucking bullshit, how do you counter her unarmed?

>> No.46643311
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Dr Grem's Evil-inator works perfectly

>> No.46643312

>...an inch.
I gave the Vore-Wok at least ten inches.
Suddenly she decided she couldn't swallow any more of me.
After about an hour the other 2 mouths each wanted a try, both with the same result.

>> No.46643313

thanks wikifag

>> No.46643314

She'll need more than an inch to fit all of him.

>> No.46643316

Sadistic manticores are the worst, I just want a possessive mommycore

>> No.46643317

Nice grapesnek.

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>> No.46643325

"What are you looking at me like that for? Get back to filing those reports."

>> No.46643327

Unless she's a snek

>> No.46643359

she's very athletic, just having to carry those huge horns around all day would make her strong and fit, and she does work on the farm too

>> No.46643373
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>During Druella's invasion of Lescatie, a bust-deficient commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. Branded as traitors to Sabbath and orderite spies, these women promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Salvarision underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them….maybe you can hire The A-Team .

>> No.46643396

>get a stick
>throw stick into the river
>stand back when she shakes off
Problem solved
>inb4 wet Heckhund - that's the secret, she's always wet.

>> No.46643397

quality post

>> No.46643398

Your neighborhood blood donation center

>> No.46643405

>Nice grapesnek.

>> No.46643407

If you don't try her properly she'll just smell like wet d-
>Ever damp for long (outside of her vagina)
Oh, that's actually genius.

>> No.46643450

"I love it when a plan cooms together!"

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Good stuff, thanks.

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>> No.46643662

This guy says most people say the feel of a squid's suction cups is unlike anything they've ever felt before


>> No.46643665
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weird elf

>> No.46643675

you get a much different experience between a squids suckers and an octopodes

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>> No.46643716

Life's a birch.

>> No.46643771

What are the tactical advantages of the bondage rope on her tits and her lack of underwear?

>> No.46643781

lower equip load/higher stamina recovery

>> No.46643785

>tactical advantages of the bondage rope on her tits and her lack of underwear
Inviting sexual assault

>> No.46643850

I am a tree hugger

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>Have sex with foxes!

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Duuude, weed caterpilar, LMAO.

>> No.46644002

Give me the quick rundown of the benefits of sexing a fox.

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>> No.46644022 [DELETED] 

What a nice lady. I'm sure shes telling the truth and we're have a happy marriage this life to.

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they're so grateful

>> No.46644057

>Pro: You have a lot of sex.
>Con: You have a lot of sex.

>> No.46644064

Happy blue caterpillar day!

>> No.46644065

what is this

>> No.46644078 [DELETED] 

Your own off-topic shitpost that you are samefagging now after nobody bit the bait for 6 hours?

>> No.46644079 [DELETED] 

Expression of Irish derangement.

>> No.46644084

Forget Caturday, this is more important.

>> No.46644086


>> No.46644091

would squeeze

>> No.46644111
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Imitation is sincerest form of flattery.

>> No.46644124

They're probably alluscle, but that wouldn't stop me from trying or enjoying the inetivable languid snuggle.

>> No.46644123

*Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.

>> No.46644132

Not wrong.

>> No.46644145
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>perfect wife who will take care of all house chores with plenty of time left over for (you)
>infallible parent who can easily raise a dozen kits simultaneously without breaking a sweat
>fluffy tails whose softness brings even the most expensive of artisan fabrics to shame
>comes in all manners of sizes, colors, age, temperament and power
>did i mention how soft and good the tails feel? because they're really fucking good
>estrus cycle guaranteeing a long period of excessive and rough loving to spice up your sex life

>> No.46644177 [DELETED] 

Looks like our new sheriff janny is awake, as always determined to eliminate pesky off-topic posts but only of the one type he personally doesn't like without touching the actual human garbage.

>> No.46644180
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results may vary

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>> No.46644206

Look at that expression. She put on her cute maid outfit and didn't even get docked. This is basically a form of abuse.

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you cant fool the mana marker Anon, you asked for this.

>> No.46644238
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the raw sexual appeal of a maid who's kind of bad at her job

>> No.46644273

How does the Wendi fit in, did she travel from the far north as a wandering vagrant, or did the A Team find her in the snowy fields?

>> No.46644274

The most shameful form of Kiki erotica

>> No.46644334

would you kill yourself if eros hit you with one of her loveless curses.

>> No.46644339

eh, you can fix it later if it's warranted. they love those kind of sappy stories

>> No.46644358

Nah, I'd just move into one of those super cheap apartments in the parts of town where most single men get raped within a week. Might as well make the most of my situation, eh?

>> No.46644362

No, it wouldn't be different from what I am right now

>> No.46644388

Why would I? Nothing has changed.

>> No.46644399

>i don't get it. why wouldn't you want a good maid? a perfect maid? a flawless maid?
>well, the truth is i don't really need maid

>> No.46644403

I'd kill myself even without any curses. I don't deserve mamono's love.

>> No.46644419

somewhere, ms wisp schlicks

>> No.46644490
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Ah shit. Fuck you anon i have other stuff to write.
>Be Kiki living in her master's home.
>She hasn't been taken yet, but she's sure she will, eventually...
>There is this book that is all the rage about a clumsy kikimora making and her master
>Kiki decides to pick it up and read it. Might as well get something to do in the down times.
>At first she doesn't quite understand why it's so popular.
>The Kikimora in the book is just one of those that really doesn't have it in them to be a maid. Rare, but possible.
>The jokes, hijinks and humorous elements are amusing, she thinks to herself but it's not much more than that.
>They always end up in some kind of ecchi situation, kiki in the book being face down with her legs spraweld and her underwear misaligned, accidental shower intrusion, falling down the stairs into her masters face, the usual stuff.
>But Kiki is very unimpressed. Those are obviously unrealistic situations. And on top of it, the kiki in the book isn't even getting laid.
>"what a joke of a maid" she thinks to erself "can't even make her master rape her."
>But the book continues of course. By this point, it's obvious the master likes romantically, but every time he tries to make a move it's ruined by the clumsy kiki's clumsiness.
>Kiki is getting frustrated. "If it was me in that book, i could easily make the mastah take me. I could impress the mastah with my skills and make him fall for me."
>And she was getting frustrated. The descriptions in the book were getting more graphical, and each time they were closer and closer to just having sex, but it never happened.
>The frustration turned into horniness. Kiki imagined herself in all those situations, making none of the mistakes the clumsy kiki made, and having her own master nail her against the wall.
>She constantly masturbated after reading the book. At this point it already started to smell.
>But none of that came.
>The clumsy kiki didn't get her master by some miracle of life.
>It was just a random day, at a random hour, in a random place of her home when she decided to do it.
>It was a simple "Mastah, I love you."
>and what came afterwards was the most graphic sexual depiction ever put into words.
>Kiki was furious. How could the book end like that. That didn't even make sense.
>She ripped into pieces, slammed it against the wall, burned it in the incinerator. But after al of it she was filled with emptiness.
>An emptiness that could only be soothed with crying.
>Crying so loud and inconsolable even her master could hear it.
>And when he opened the door of her room, he came to find her disheveled and make up ruined.
>Kiki rushed to him.
>There would be no perfect moment where she impressed him with her maidly skills.
>Or her racy underwear she kept buying in hopes to get him in the mood.
>There would be only 3 words.
And from that moment on all would be well.

>> No.46644509

Nobody knows. She's a puzzle, shrouded in mystery, wrapped in a fluffy coat.

>> No.46644549

Asking a kiki friend if you can crash at her place for a week(new law passed saying single men cant own property so you got no home).

>> No.46644564

i'd recommend staying the night at the church of eros. they have a lot of beds for some reason

>> No.46644582

random anon sneaks in through backdoor of church and sleeps on one of the beds before any cupid notices

>> No.46644590

Acting homeless in MGC is grounds for legal rape. Not even the Eros church can save you from this.

>> No.46644597
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You can trust elves. They know what's best for you.

>> No.46644612

What monster would sit and watch lengthy battle documentaries with me?

>> No.46644653

I will hide in miss wight's basement or something. It is a big mansion so surely she won't even notice me.

>> No.46644661

Probably Anubis if I had to guess? Doubly so if you got her some kind of model to do while she watches with you.

>> No.46644696
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I read Ochimusha's profile for the first time since she was originally released, one detail was particularly interesting. They normally bleed red mana from the place where they were originally mortally wounded, but if she's already born from an Ochi mother and so was never killed in the first place what happens then? The first thing that I imagined was that they'll sometimes "cry" tears of "blood", because it looks cool and tragic and (You) carefully wiping it off is nice and romantic.

>> No.46644711

you need to kill your babu to make her chimusha too

>> No.46644768

Monsters including undead types are the same race as the mother, bro. Barring a couple of exceptions like scrub-tier Lilims giving birth to Arch-Succubi instead.

>> No.46644772

Please do not kill mamono babies

>> No.46644773

Throwing a death party for miss lich to celebrate 100 yeras of being dead

>> No.46644778

Joke is on you I naturally hate people so I'd much rather be happier living in the woods, alone, with my trees and the whispers in the wind.

>> No.46644783

Ochimusha always makes me think of Gungrave.

>> No.46644790

Probably not. But I'd try to find her or one of her agents and ask very nicely what I can do to get it removed. If thats not possible well... time to cope.

>> No.46644812

I'd build a killdozer and demolish the local Eros temple. Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things.

>> No.46644814

rocketbilly redcadillac is one of the names of all time

>> No.46644839
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what does she know?

>> No.46644851
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I don't know if I'm ready to give myself up to elves... I'm nervous...

>> No.46644860

Not those elves. Please, they make me feel things...

>> No.46644874

Gonna go and fuck werewolves like any white man should.

>> No.46644905

Adopting a kobold is an option.

>> No.46644912
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you just know...

>> No.46644913

I'm gonna get a whole dog girl harem. Kobold, werewolf, hellhound, all of the best girls!

>> No.46644948
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Troll braid

>> No.46644966

Frustrated kikis deserve platonic love!

>> No.46644973

I don't know if I should focus on the braid or the titties

>> No.46644980

I'm sorry monsters, but I am just too cool for you to marry.

>> No.46644993

do we know how sentient Dark Matter are and if they can like act like people?

>> No.46645002

I bet he smells like wet dog.
Ad a lot of other things as well

>> No.46645005
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we just don't know

>> No.46645006

she's a very sentient monster, even more sentient than humans.

>> No.46645015
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r u d y

>> No.46645020

that must be a picture book no way they know how to read

>> No.46645025

Does she know how magnets work?

>> No.46645029

You could wake up any night now to the sight of a Cheshire sucking your dick. Monsters just freely break into and enter the homes of lonely human men and start molesting them sexually during their sleep. That's how terrifying the portals openinh is. That's why we have to stop them from opening at all costs.

>> No.46645039

Where are my portals Druella?
How long until Gremtech has to step in and fix the incompetence of lims?

>> No.46645047

>the sight of a Cheshire sucking your dick.
not with this beer belly

>> No.46645051

They know how to read, they're just too horny to read. There's a difference.

>> No.46645060

Then you deserve Cheshire crotch to your face.

>> No.46645067

If a cheshire tried to sex me I would simply say her name backwards to banish her

>> No.46645074
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>> No.46645077

That's genies and you have to make her say it backwards.

>> No.46645080
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Most elf-husbands feel this way, to start. It can be scary to be in a new place, with people you don’t recognize, for the first time! Homesickness and anxiety are completely natural.
Know that you’re doing your village a great service through being chosen to be one of the yearly elf-husbands, and that the enduring peace forged with the elven people is in large part owed to you and your kin’s help. Don’t worry! It’ll be okay. You’ll be very happy, and your new wife will take very good care of you. Just give yourself a little more time to settle in.

>> No.46645087

If they take my flat, I will burn it and set ablaze this stupid city

>> No.46645090

Scandalous orb exposure.

>> No.46645126

there could be fairy sucking your cock rn and you cant see past your fat ass

>> No.46645131

I wish to be a love toy of a minotaur, ogre, hellhound and oni - all tall enough to hit their heads on the doorframe when they walk into a room.
Big woman.

>> No.46645184

but what if they were fat

>> No.46645206

strongfat mino and ogre? extra soft oni? jolly hellhound? sounds good to me. I will have plenty of different colour chub to pinch.

>> No.46645218

I wish to be loved by a mentally unstable shirohebi that's excessively yandere and possessive even by hebi standards.

>> No.46645224

it's the simple pleasures in life

>> No.46645231
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how can anyone resist a big moo?

>> No.46645242

always good to see some more art of Deonora

>> No.46645249

I prefer regular moo. Slightly bigger moo is good too. But big moo is just a bit too much for me.

>> No.46645250

Me, easily.
But I cannot resist a goat

>> No.46645257

spider moo got me good

>> No.46645267

This is the type of cow where you aren't the one touching the cow now, she is the one touching you.

>> No.46645272
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how can big moo resist you?

>> No.46645275

My wife can beat up your wife
She wouldnt though but she totally could

>> No.46645280

we must stop the moos of all size, big and small, from wooing and mooing the unprepared.

>> No.46645283
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I doubt it.

>> No.46645289
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It's not too hard once you learn to dodge her rockets.

>> No.46645296

Baphos are the strongest

>> No.46645300

I can totally outrun a Hellhound. I've always been a coward so I became naturally proficient at fleeing anyone who tries to catch me or fight me. Even if she was fast enough to stay a few inches behind me, she wouldn't be able to actually catch me and eventually she would give out before I do because I have really good cardio. My cowardly desire not to face confrontation is much too strong, it won't allow me to get caught.

>> No.46645314

is it possible to have a harem of Bapho?

>> No.46645325

easiest path is incest

>> No.46645337

Rumor has it, she can cure the lactose intolerant

>> No.46645341
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This is my baphomet wife
I hope you too have a baphomet wife

>> No.46645351

someone arrest this man!

>> No.46645354
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No but I have Bapho grandma

>> No.46645361

Grandma is fine too

>> No.46645366

Are you an automatic member of the sabbath if your parents are members.

>> No.46645368

A grandmawife?


>> No.46645369

Your Baphomet wife is cute, but my wife must be a Jinko.

>> No.46645372

yeah, it comes with a free familiar

>> No.46645380

Incest is the future.

>> No.46645387

No automatically, but you have to apply like the Stonecutters in the Simpsons

>> No.46645388

I wouldn't expect it when you have so many single girls there you can call "onee-chan" since you were a little boy.

>> No.46645397

The future is not with smelly goats or cows or any type of barnyard animal.
The future is dragons. Invest now.

>> No.46645398

you are after the obligate "bring your kid to work" day

>> No.46645408

I know multiple dragons who are sabbath members
I even know of the forbidden bapho-dragons

>> No.46645415

>Who controls the bra's sizes down?
>Who keeps the hags crowded in downtown?
>We do, we do!

>> No.46645417

Dragons are farmyard animals however.

>> No.46645489

I don't have a Baphomet wife but I do have a loli Wight wife.

>> No.46645494

None of you have wives. You're incels because you look at monster girl porn all day.

>> No.46645503
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>> No.46645507

are they useful to nonmages?

>> No.46645509

Don't worry, Alp-chan, someone will take you as a wife.

>> No.46645516


>> No.46645526

>I am the skyrender, the storm of fangs, she who cracked the Iron Keep.
>.....And I am also Anon's three time blue ribbon heifer.

>> No.46645527
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oh no...

>> No.46645549

god monsters are such dorks.
just give me a guardian angel to protect me from their corruptive dorkiness - she'll always be my cool, undorky angel.

>> No.46645580

do mgs get embarassed?

>> No.46645583
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>Seconds later

>> No.46645590

when her dad pulls out the baby photos to show her boyfriend

>> No.46645591
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Of course they do

>> No.46645593

Yes, by stuff like covering too much skin

>> No.46645595

Anon, why are you posting a witch?

>> No.46645600

I'd do anything to be inducted to a chapter of the onee-sabbath cult.

>> No.46645608
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From the Blue Oni profile:
>Additionally, they have a much stronger sense of shame compared with other Oni, and it easily comes to the surface. Because of this, whenever they recollect what they did while they were drunk, or even just listen to an obscene or sexual story, they become so embarrassed that their faces turn bright red, like that of an Aka-Oni.

>> No.46645620
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Where should I grab a cow during sex?

>> No.46645626

Depends on your positioning.

>> No.46645632

Out of these choices, either waist or ass by default. Tits are either for foreplay or doing her from behind, and horns are pretty much just for oral.

>> No.46645643
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I too, have a Bapho wife. She is one of my twenty wives, but her and her twin sister are technically the strongest of the bunch next to the Lilim and Dracolich.

>> No.46645646

I will not share my food with Monsters. I will grill a nice, juicy, fat hot dog and make the loli Hellhound that keeps coming around my house think I'm going to give it to her, only to eat it in front of her face and tell her she can settle for some nice kibble in a doggy bowl instead. Monsters do not deserve my delicious meat. I will make them cry.

>> No.46645657

>think its just 1 loli hellhound
>doesnt know the rest of the loli pack are raiding your meats behind you while you act smug

>> No.46645665

>purposefully enticing a hellpup with a grill and then not feeding her grilled foods
This is how you get a big sister Hound to show up and put you in your place before making you grill them juicy steaks.

>> No.46645692
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>> No.46645700

I will share my food with Monsters. I will grill a nice, juicy, fat steak and make the middle-aged Jinko that keeps coming around my house think I'm going to give it to her, and that's exactly what I intend to do. Monsters deserve my delicious meat. I will make them cry tears of joy from tasty food.

>> No.46645716
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>feed jinko a tasty steak
>watch her eat it and comment on how cute she is
>*flustered chuffing*

>> No.46645731

Who should boldly and defiantly respond to the Shog, a mamono-loving human boy or a proud defensive Female (human) Childhood Friend defending said mamono-loving human boy from the Shog?

>"Okay, Shoot."

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>> No.46645762

I did it! I escaped my own house! Now Shog can't get me! I will run far, far away from her!

>> No.46645766

I hope she'd let me headpat her after she's done eating.

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>> No.46645881

Where'd she get the pig tail from?

>> No.46645895


>> No.46645902

wouldn't guts be a dog tho?

>> No.46645919

She looks like she needs a hot meal and a warm bed.

>> No.46645922

You should worry about how the cow is going to grab you

>> No.46645926
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I will resist the hag and her boobacious hug, I will just push her away and twist my head around to not face her. I won't let the hag have me, I won't let her get me. I WILL RESIST THE HAG. I AM A BIG STRONG MAN, I WON'T LOSE.

>> No.46645930

You can't. She's too cowerful

>> No.46645949
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>> No.46645953

Yeah okay. If you're done with your outburst, my vampire wife wants to know if you and your hag wife are still coming over for cards and drinks on Tuesday.

>> No.46645955
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>> No.46645956

From her mother.

>> No.46645961
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The villains have arrived

>> No.46645963

Ah yes, the Wolfen SS

>> No.46646003

She looks like she fucks shotas

>> No.46646005
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God I want an autism_ponyXL version of aiomonstergirls so bad (especially since ponyXL is 'fully trained' on 'every angle' of a centaur). But I've still never had it so good with these image and text generators, I'm in heaven.








>> No.46646008

Nah, she just tsuns out over her mothers husband.
Its an FGO pic he posted.

>> No.46646014

When did Nav drew this? is there more?

>> No.46646028

She's going 'back' to just mama goat soon.

>> No.46646031
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Oh, shame. Never got into that series
That may be a good aspect of monstergirls, they show up in lots of media, good and not so good

>> No.46646050

There is nothing stopping me, a radical Order knight commander, from holding the newborns of Monster couples hostage with knifes to their necks to force Monsters and their pansy ass race-traitor husbands to concede and leave our pure lands and go back to their own mamono realm shitholes.

>> No.46646069

Oh no, that meek look is dangerous.

>> No.46646077

>gets neck snapped by an angry incubi the moment he tries touching one monster baby and corpse thrown into some muddy ditch

>> No.46646094

FGO has a few but its not really a series that goes heavy into it.
More incidental than anything, its also a gacha game so that comes with its own hangups.

>> No.46646111

Good tip on how to get raped by a loli hellhound

>> No.46646134

Not many by Nav but there's a lot more of that old Bapho, here are some examples but there are more on the archive

>> No.46646189

I love pencil skirts.

>> No.46646196

bedding the mofukuza has many benefits

>> No.46646210

Nav is a gift that keeps giving
Man just wants to draw fat tits and I respect that

>> No.46646239

But I want snek, not fox

>> No.46646278
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The Big Moo got me before I even had a chance to resist.

>> No.46646284

A politician being in bed with the mob has never been so literal.

>> No.46646287

would be funny having to attend sabbath events and dodging getting made married, because all of your friends and family are in the sabbath.

>> No.46646300

>When the portals opened, no mamono showed up at your doorstep.
>You were a local singularity, a little gap in the monsterization of man, woman, and relationships in general.
>Mamono are a bit more polite than humans, but you can sense a distinct lack of chemistry with them.
>It's actually worse than human women. With these mamono you can actually feel the impossibility of forming a connection.
>But overall it's fine, you guess. Food's a little better, healthcare's a lot cheaper.
>Your friends and family are all happier.
>Maybe that's the price you have to pay for everyone else's happiness.
>Fair trade. Even if it's not fair to you.

>> No.46646303

what does an ushi do with you after its done raping

>> No.46646306

feed and pamper you so you recover
then rape you again

>> No.46646312
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>> No.46646315
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>big moo
>shy moo
>chocolate moo
>meido moo
we will make many mini moos together

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dont do it anon
there are already too many moos!

>> No.46646332

So many things!
>Having you (she asks in the cutest, most plaintive way imaginable) ride on her back as she struts around showing you off to friends, family, neighbors, etc.
>Learning to take care of a delicate human body.
>Teaching proper mofu and chitin care techniques to you, her little human.
>Doting on you and making teary-eyed speeches about how happy you make her.
>Making breakfast.
>Performing an ancient scarification ritual designed to get her blood all over you to instantly become an incubus.
>Holding you and apologizing as you become a shaken, terrified mess after she explains the ritual, demanding that she "never, ever" hurt herself like that "no matter what."
>Ask you what kind of spider web you want to sleep in, then knit you a cute sleeping bag in that style.
>Brushing your teeth (good dental health (and good breath) matters!)

>> No.46646342

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that not all lizardmen look like thin and agile swordmistresses.
Some went the way of the swole and are big tanks.
Don't try and outlast them, they've built up a bit of endurance so they don't tire out in bed.

>> No.46646344

P-Please Oomukade-chan let me go, I don't want your creepy mandibles in my mouth!

>> No.46646346

>too many moos!
There’s no such thing, in fact just for saying that I’m gonna go make some more right now.

>> No.46646352

I volunteer as tribute!

>> No.46646394

Chubby Shoggoth?

>> No.46646398

Looks like a setup for a mother-daughter-daughter magical girl team to me.
>The sassy one that's good in a pinch but spraus attitude like a firehose otherwise. Secretly looks up to the leader
>The dumb slut that always has to be rescued but the whole audience faps to and she was good in that one episode
>Mature, level-headed leader that has to keep this shit show running and also struggles most leading a normal life
Just add (you) as their Alfred and we have a new hit on our hands.

>> No.46646404
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Centipedes are gross! They're GROSS! Look at this DISGUSTING CREATURE!

>> No.46646429

Tomboy friend cant admit her feelings so her scary mother comes in to force things along, shotgun wedding but with blackmail instead of a weapon.

>> No.46646433

Nah, adding (you) as Alfred is cliche and lame. Add (you) as the buffbot commander who can turn even the incompetent bumbling retard daughteru into a one-woman army

>> No.46646441

>tfw all the kinoplexes in MGC have a "Yes singles" policy
>which is to say, once a week the cops patrol through a 5 mile radius around every movie theater to detain any non-claimed men and forcefully escort them to said theater to be paired up with an equally lonely monster girl and forced to watch cheesy romcoms together for the next 8 hours
>to ensure maximum success rates, the kinoplexes deploy Designated Shooter teams to hose down the victi-"mandatory consumers" with demon silver bullets during the intermissions

>> No.46646494

Agreed. That's why I go for hebi instead. Body just as long for good cuddles, minus all the gross legs, fangs, antennae, and venom.

Always opt for hebi when you get the chance.

>> No.46646506

Kek, good one.

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>i am a big strong man
is that so? surely a big strong man like you can manage to hold in his cum, can't he? you surely wouldn't - for example - orgasm just from a big, pretty lady locking lips with you and sticking her tongue down your throat, would you?

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>> No.46646633

I would be the pet of a big fox without question

>> No.46646663

Big, round fox titty...

>> No.46646667
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I need a big fat succ

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I need a smoll succ

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oh nooo the dick sucking ghost i need to run awayyy before she sucks my dick noooo please don't give me a sloppy ghost blowjob anything but that nooooo

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>Alright. Now put your head between them, cutie. If you're good, I won't squeeze too hard.

>> No.46646712

She must be part troll too with the size of her hands

>> No.46646773

I was just going to say... Not that I care too much, but those are some man grabbers.

>> No.46646860

I read that as big moe.

>> No.46646894

Honestly, the peace and general niceness of the world post-portals would be worth it, even if I had to be the one person who didn't get a wife.

>> No.46647043

Sure everyone will be happy but my bitterness push me into doing something really silly and harmful for everyone

>> No.46647044

>...and a future for for Anon's children.
All 14 words, especially the last two.

>> No.46647086
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I missed caturday, too much work yesterday.

>> No.46647124

Garbage, looks like AI made it.

>> No.46647139
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>vampire asks for 16 dollars
>mom cut her credit card
>says she will pay me back
>it has been 5 years
>i have not been paid back
>try to confront her
>keep getting lost in her castle
>zombie maids dont give good directions
>go home and try again tomorrow
>get lost again
how do I get my money?

>> No.46647140

Any stories about the horrors that lurk in the dimly lit, dingy section of the supermarket known as the fast food aisle?

>> No.46647143

This vamp looks like she's made out of pink candy and is currently melting.

>> No.46647147

Talk to a Danuki debt collector and tell her she gets 30% of the debt if she makes it. Don't forget to remind the Danuki of the interest that has been accumulating for a whole 5 years. Also, her being late on interest payments and late on the payment itself means she can collect late fees. You'll have your money in 5 minutes.

>> No.46647151

Grab a whip and start playing vampire killer on your bluetooth speaker.

>> No.46647152

steal 16 of her zombie maids
you will get your money's worth

>> No.46647166

Dracula owes me ten bucks

>> No.46647177

Start taking maids until either you have enough maids or get your money back.

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you want demon? too bad heres devil fuck you

>> No.46647314

>walking around in the woods near my house while smoking a cigarette one day
>suddenly come across an orange fox with an injured leg yipping out in the cold
>looks like a bite mark, though a small one
>take her in and treat her leg best as I can
>feed the fox and let her sleep on pillows near the heater for a whole week
>once her leg is better take her outside and release her
>tell the fox to go and be free
>the fox suddenly transforms into a beautiful with very large breasts and hips out of fucking nowhere
>know where this is going
>starts clinging to me and going on and on about how she is so grateful and must repay me by loving me and becoming my wife
>can't escape, she's already pinning me against the door
Fucking hell I can't believe I fell for it, I should have known that bite was her own! Damn foxes!

>> No.46647316

how many devils do i need to trade in for a demon?

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cant fucking trust the wildlife anymore, especially foxes

>> No.46647361

Devils are way better then those bootleg lawyer succs, anyway.

>> No.46647403

Those breasts are too big for a devil. It's a demon in disguise. When you least expect it she'll make you promise something and then record you and treat it as a verbal contract.

>> No.46647406

I wanted a wolf girl actually...

>> No.46647474

Too bad, you get a dark mage with a pocket dog.

>> No.46647478

>Get "adopted" by a dark mage despite being a fully grown man
>She shota potions you
>Decides to get a dog for you to "play with" as well
Honestly? Not a bad deal

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A miniaturized Kobold does sound very cute.

>> No.46647574

Bros I thought I was being smart by getting an apartment in hagville because the rent is so cheap

>> No.46647577

Black mold? Many such cases in hagville from what I've heard

>> No.46647586

No, but I can't leave
They're camping my front door

>> No.46647595

Oh that? Nah, they just do that. They won't even rape you, they just all try to fight over who gets to be the one to show you around town and such.
Just note they will keep making advances towards you and depending on the girl will get a bit handsy.

Unless it's HAG-hags. Then just accept your fate as their boytoy

>> No.46647597

Put a sign on your window asking for your favorite type of mamono and they usually find you a hag of that type. Be careful, though--I asked for an Ushi and they definitely just wrapped a handkerchief around the eye of an arachne.

>> No.46647603

Have you ever seen the Shawshank Redemption?

>> No.46647627

I just want to get groceries, I'm gonna starve at this rate
W-what does that mean?

>> No.46647641

I want to say anon fought the good fight and the hags left him alone.

>> No.46647680

Pish-tosh to that! I guarantee you that "I'm running out of food" is a sign you can put up that will get you bounties of free meals that you can't even imagine.
You can also make a sign that says "I'm running out of markers and signboard" if needed. Don't worry, the Art Fairy hag who'll bring you replacements will get help from a friend bring all those human scale supplies.

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After many trials and tribulations you and your monstergirl partner (https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/)) finally get to the treasure room. However, her greed gets the best of her and she rushes to open the big chest in the middle of the room before you can identify it.
Lo and behold, it's a cursed item and the effects take hold immediately. She hates it.
What item did you get and what does it do? How will you two deal with the situation?
I'll go first.
>Lamia adventurer rushes and pulls out a small like hairpin.
>"Look anon isn't it cute".
>Her tail immediatelly rools up on itself in a spiral and she falls face down.
>Use an identifying spell. It's a cursed hairpin of snail.
>It gives her -50% speed, +50% defense, and it has the cursed effect of rolling her legs and force her into a proned position
>Good thing it was her. If a human would have picked it up i can't imagine how painful the contorsion would be.
>The room fills up with skelletal archers.
>Have to hide behind her and use her as a human? snail-snake? shield
>Slowly kill all of them with fireball, she's complaining the entire time.
>She can't walk or slither, so i have to roll her out of the dungeon.
>Rest assured, she won't let her greed get the best of her next time.

>> No.46647705

>>Good thing it was her. If a human would have picked it up i can't imagine how painful the contorsion would be.
>>The room fills up with skelletal archers

>> No.46647763

I... oh no.
>Just be two dudes adventuring
>He seems to act a bit weird after spending some time together, but whatever
>Seems to walk in on my changing in my tent oddly often
>Go into dungeon
>He picks up a cursed item
>Whatever, can get him de-cursed bac in town
>He curls up, can't see his face or anything
>Decided to identify the item
>Apparently just item that causes breast and hip expansion on monster girls, have no affect on men
>Laugh and tell him this
>He... she gets up and turns around
>She got bigger tits than a holst and hips that would make a Echidna envious
>She looks like she's about to cry
I just wanted to go adventuring with my bro...

>> No.46647779

The fact that she's a she doesn't mean she can't be your bro.

>> No.46647807

Why must life be so cruel?
Now I gotta deal with her confessing her love and stammering on about who I liked girls with big tits anyhow and so on.
As long as I don't wake up with her sucking on my cock I'm just gonna keep adventuring

>> No.46647808
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She was the cursed item all along. That's right, it's Cheshire ass!

>> No.46647871

>"equip" cheshire ass
>can't unequip it
Truly cursed.

>> No.46647894

>Miss Banshee (your party's bard) saunters up to the treasure chest in the middle of the room.
>It's built like a giant music box.
>She opens it, and after a moment a light comes out from inside it, and she picks up an object.
>It looks kind of like a mamono found a cell phone, couldn't figure out what they do, and just made a magic item with a glowing screen to mimic it.
>But it seems like at least a magic candle type of thing--almost worthless (but not quite!), so she keeps it.
>Then she steps away from the treasure chest, and a soft sound plays, like someone's playing a harpsichord in the distance.
>Miss Banshee walks back towards you and the sound continues.
>"Do you hear that?" she asks, and the music picks up and begins to sound more ominous.
>The music dropped as you spoke, and becomes more curious and questioning.
>"I think the item just makes music. Isn't that beautiful?"
>She really seems to like it.

>Walking out of the dungeon together wasn't bad.
>Miss Banshee's new item naturally generated slightly spooky music for that.
>Upon reaching the outdoors a new song started playing, a bit more upbeat and jaunty and in tune (hah! pun alert) with your new surroundings.
>It just keeps going, and the music is getting more complex and interesting now.
>It's not just a harpsichord--there's a small band of musical instruments playing and even some singing that doesn't have actual words.
>At night, thank god, it even quiets down to a soft white noise.

>Once you reach town, the music is nonstop, at the level of a full orchestra, marching band, or the like, and difficult to speak over.
>It attracts an enormous amount of attention and Miss Banshee starts crying as she can't figure out how to turn it off.
>The music just gets louder when she futzes with the item.
>She tries to apologize but has to shout it out over her ongoing soundtrack.

>You never really thought this would happen as Miss Banshee always seemed sullen and disinterested.
>But this music thing is driving her crazy and you tried to comfort her over it.
>Shockingly, the music started to turn romantic and sweet when you did.
>Then you impulsively hugged her.
>She was shocked at first, then hugged you back.
>The music at this point turned, well, if music could be lewd, it was lewd music.
>And Miss Banshee took it from there.

>The door flies open and Miss Banshee and you gasp.
>"STOP IT!" comes a cacophony of voices from outside your room at the inn.
>The pornographic music screeches to a halt with a comedic flair.
>Something light and playful starts up as the crowd pulls you both out of the bed you're sharing and kicks you out onto the street.
>Sad Trombone.wav

>> No.46648004
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Oh nyyooo...

>> No.46648060
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Hmmm, a pet/companion. I don't see any downsides

>> No.46648061

Grant upon me
Your haggiest of hags

>> No.46648077

I mean, she's literally a cursed item. A cursed umbrella

>> No.46648081

I don't care how much you kiss me Demon, I won't fall for it, I remain oppo-- Hey! Stop! S-stop kissing me! I don't like it! Y-mm-g-ss-stooopphh! This won't make me love youu-mmmphh! Not... gonna... fall for it! Not g-gonna...

>> No.46648090

Taking the saying "struggling with your demons" to a whole new level.

>> No.46648116
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You wouldn't last one minute against sloppy succ smooches. And this is a good thing!

>> No.46648155

Deredere monsters?

>> No.46648201
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I want to be sandwiched between a mature hatter's cake and elegant wight's ass

>> No.46648208

Forget about the deredere monsters, what mg would like having a deredere husband the most?

>> No.46648297

This but lolis

>> No.46648310
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A dark elf or dragon would love a very friendly and kind anon to embarass her when she tries to act sinister and powerful

>> No.46648323

No anon, not everything needs to be your fetish.

>> No.46648329

Yes it does.

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>> No.46648336

No, it doesn't.

>> No.46648339

This but the other one is a Pharaoh instead of a Hatter

>> No.46648347

Yes, it does.

>> No.46648351


>> No.46648373

Why are shotafags always bros while loliniggers are all obnoxious subhumans? You never see shotabros shitting up the places they go to and acting smug over it like /v/ users.

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>> No.46648387

I dunno, hating on lolis in /jp/ is one of the most blatant ways of outing yourself as a cancerous newfag or invader

>> No.46648395

>Step 1: Fuck Chesh
>Step 2: Convince her that a real human wedding ceremony is important
>Step 3: Unbeknownst to her, replace all normal parts of the wedding with old memes about cats
>Wedding march: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTunhRVyREU
>Ceremony is just a cait sith who can't decide if she wants to be inside the church or outside instead of any kind of a speech.
>Wedding dinner? Cheeseburgers.
>Wedding playlist? Just remixes of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yJgwwDcgV8 (and the chicken dance, because midwest weddings require it)

The Verdict
>Friends, family threaten to disown you.
>Your wife loved it.
>Wants to get married again every year.
>Impossible to tell if she's serious.

>> No.46648412

Because they're based self inserters who reached enlightenment and attuned their heterosexuality to new levels while the other are despondent diet-pedo rejects that everyone in real life knows is a creep so they have nothing worthwhile to cling to.

>> No.46648416
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C'mon, buddy, you know you want to.

>> No.46648436

>big birb hands

>> No.46648500
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I see somebody has forgotten to take his medication and is getting a bit hotheaded.

>> No.46648511

Mostergirl for making the voices dissapear?
Monstergirl for making them stroner?

>> No.46648544

Loli should be the only thing you're allowed to post

>> No.46648579
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Big mature monsters should be the only thing you're allowed to post.
Short stacks too I guess.

>> No.46648606

Adult females with ugly wrinkly faces and saggy tumors are nasty. It's better when they're lolis, always.

>> No.46648638

I like it when women are nasty, though.

>> No.46648660

ms gremlin is plenty nasty

>> No.46648672

Nasty enough to let me to lick her shortstack body after she peels off her sweaty spats and stuffy overalls?

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>> No.46648795

would rim a sweaty grem

>> No.46648839

What does it mean when a monster 'needs to be milked'? Can someone provide illustrations? I'm a visual learner.

>> No.46648865
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there's no way to be sure

>> No.46648874
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It probably looks something more like this.

>> No.46648876
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It just means that she is a thirsty kitty who needs a refreshing glass of milk!

>> No.46648881

it's unclear

>> No.46648893

Auntie please you are old enough to do it yourself

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got a couple of splices in before the brainfog set in

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it's just not the same

>> No.46648999
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Why is it always foxes?

>> No.46649023
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Sometimes it is a simple cow.

>> No.46649041

but cows are tended to regularly whereas the wild fox must fend for itself

>> No.46649079

I bet I could live in miss Wight's closet and she wouldn't even know.

>> No.46649106

it is a very large closet

>> No.46649141

You can just pretend to be her clothing buttler. She has so many maids she forgot what most of them do. You also get to see her naked when she changes.

>> No.46649217

anon no! the clothes are semi-sentient!

>> No.46649248

I want pyrow to do that to me
>"C'mere, nerd"
>seduction successful

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>> No.46649266

Stealing the cookie jar from your local Sabbath is surprisingly easy to do! And the cookies are pretty tasty, as well!

>> No.46649281

>be anomaly anon
>many monsters have studied you
>but none can quite figure out why NOBODY can connect with you.
>fate readers, cupids, the DL herself.
>even eros is stumped.
>kinda just resigned to the fact that you'll stay single.
>the world peace is nice, so you dont mind. its nice to just stare out and know that everything is truly right in the world
>sure, you HAVE gone a little loopy because you're the only one thats single, but its nice to know that the world is happy.
>decide to look up at the stars one night
>the gremlins have worked to neutralize the effects of light pollution
>you never really realized how beautiful the night sky truly was until now
>... but even then, there's a little spot in the sky you cant help but look at.
>its always the same spot. or rather - the same star.
>every night you've looked at that spot. even when it was cloudy
>about two months into it, you can tell where that spot is just by thinking about the star.
>then, after a full year you hear an echoing "im coming, my love. please wait for me."
>another year later she arrives, your fated lover is a god born from MGE's mana mixing with our reality.
>she's a reflection of the night sky you've looked up at every night, and your preferred monster girl as well

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>> No.46649310

Nerve staple me shoggy!

>> No.46649320 [SPOILER] 
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I guess you could say anon's wife was out of this world.

>> No.46649329

Get in the bucket, shog.

>> No.46649335

dothog got me thinking about bucket shog and I just love the image

>> No.46649341

Finding a Mad hatter/myconid/matango living under your staircase/basement because they like the damp and dark.

>> No.46649354
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Forget about the shogbucket, what about shogtea?

>> No.46649360

>ask for a maid
>recieve a bucket full of shog
>she just looks at you with puppy eyes

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>> No.46649385

>puppy eyes
How does she know my weakness?

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>> No.46649403

damn! cait sith look like this?!

>> No.46649409

Dios mio. La creatura...

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Need Eldritch wife.......

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>> No.46649506

Kissing one also means you're inhaling a lot of whatever she's smoking too

>> No.46649509

>OVA never ever

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Don't remind me. I need to fly to Japan and give Pochi some chicken noodle soup to get her over the dreaded Japanese cold.

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Drink fox milk.

>> No.46649551

did it get cancelled or something? covid hit and it was never heard of again

>> No.46649628

>4 ears

>> No.46649631

Is Shogfee good for you?