Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Take your meds

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43675640
>Take your meds
Make me

[Anonymous No.]

Bedouin dreams

[Anonymous No.]

>>43675640
Yes Mrs. Flayer, I will become an eldritch god for you…

[Anonymous No.]

I went to see the Tengu Village in Zipangu, it was really awesome. The Tengu there are all so nice and the food and sights to see are amazing. I even got to take a selfie with the Daitengu, she's the biggest Tengu of them all so she's the leader. It was a great tourist stop on my vacation!
The problem now though is that the Daitengu isn't letting me leave their village now. I've made several attempts to now and she waves this leaf that blows me back in with a gust of wind and she's always there to grab me safely and cushion my fall with her huge knockers and wings. I tried asking some of the other Tengu when their leader will let me leave and they just laughed.
How do I get out? Am I missing something? I really, REALLY want to go back home now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43675703
just say you have a nice wife waiting for you back home, and you wouldnt want her to start fearing for you, the daitengu will understand
you do have a wife... right?
you didnt REALLY visit a monster village without a mana marker... right?

[Anonymous No.]

I call dibs on all lims, they're mine now

[Anonymous No.]

Just let him die for fuck sake

[Anonymous No.]

>>43675791
Who are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43675794
Probably the patient in the OP

[Anonymous No.]

>>43675803
>>43675794
This

[Breathfag No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

[Anonymous No.]

Strong wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43675640

[Anonymous No.]

>>43675833
The best kind

[Anonymous No.]

Are Ratatoskrs are friendly with normal squirrels?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43675863
Everyone is friendly with normal squirrels

[Anonymous No.]

>>43675893
No, they're annoying little shit, stealing everything they can. I hate those retards

[Anonymous No.]

>>43675833
>>43675849
Im going to tough dive bars to challenge strong monsters to arm wrestling. I bet I can win every time since monsters are too embarrassed to hold hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>43675640
>Take your meds
I refuse! The big sis government is trying to drug me and sell my underwear on the black market. Why else would they keep disappearing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43675833
>>43675849
Should you feel safe or insecure when your mamono wife looks like she could beat you up in a fight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43675975
Insecure, that why I don't like those

[Anonymous No.]

>>43675975
You should feel aroused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43675975
>>43675984
>Not feeling motivated to become her equal and wrestle her both on the mat and in the bed
>Not arguing over over who gets to be the big spoon
>Not “ruining” her perfect statuesque body with repeated pregnancies

[Anonymous No.]

>>43675975
I have a strong feeling a monsters near perfection will drive a few insecure losers into a petty, bitter, autistic rage and the fact they won't be able to use violence on them will make them seethe even more

[Anonymous No.]

>>43676009
Too lazy, I prefer to stay in my house and watch people like.you from my windows.
>>43676053
True, I will most likely be part of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>43676009
>Her breasts get larger each pregnancy
She claims to be a warrior, but you can make her a cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43676053
>tfw can't spend most of paycheck on alcohol and beat wife half to death
I image /r9k/ would still be the same if monsters where around

[Anonymous No.]

>>43675975
I'm sure a house mouse could beat me in a fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43675863
She has to be as NUTTY as them first

[Anonymous No.]

>>43676092
>House Mouse is barely 2/3rd your size
>Only level 2
>Invested all her stats into dexterity and stealth
>Still lose to her
Anon... Are you even trying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43676093
No because monsters won't leave us alone and force themselves on our lives

[Anonymous No.]

>>43675975
I just feel insecure around monster girls in general, so I guess nothing changes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43675767
You can try, but your gonna end up with Yan lim that doesn't plan on sharing

[Anonymous No.]

>Buy house that was built on a old graveyard
>Now have to deal with ghosts and zombies calling you a squatter and demanding you pay rent

[Anonymous No.]

>>43676138
Get a common blue slime wife then.
You can even rough her up all you want; she'll only feel tingles.

[Anonymous No.]

Are haunted objects justa a way for ghosts to find dates in MGC?
Imagine going to a "video store", picking out a tape with a good looking girl on it, coming home and turning it on, and getting "haunted".
Would kind of fit for a short story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43675767
I go by kindergarten playground rules. If I lick it first it's mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>43676170
Can you really do that? Just walk up a lilim and lick her?
Sounds dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43676178
It's fine. What's she or any of her minions going to do about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43676193
>looks at anon with a look of shock and disgust

[Anonymous No.]

>>43676212
>anon learns that just because their monsters doesn't mean you can act like a complete mental case

[Anonymous No.]

>>43676214
it's fine just ship him off to wonderland

[Anonymous No.]

>>43676212
Well what if I walk up to her and go under her dress and start eating her out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43676274
Not all lims are nopan degenerates.
It's gonna be a difficult task.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43675910
Forget about the eggroll, man.
>>43675975
Safe because I know she'll protect me, and happy because someone like her loves me.
>>43675995
That too.

[Anonymous No.]

>Sneak into dragon’s hoard
>Ignore the gold, jewels and artifacts I’m after a different prize
>Spot creeping coin
>Immediately scoop her up and princess carry her
>She doesn’t mind in the slightest
>Is dropping and throwing coins like it was rice at a wedding
>Take her home and fuck her till she loses form and is just a puddle of golden goo
>Watch TV while waiting for her to reform for round 17
>See dumb dragon on the news
>She’s angry, angry enough that every breath of her’s is accompanied by flame
>Takes the mic from the rata newswoman
>”Let this be known for my precious Fiat’s kidnappers: I will stop at nothing to bring her home, I will spend every cent in my treasury and use all my contacts available to me to find her. And when I do I will-”
>The sound cuts out there cause she melted the mic
>They always say dragons are theatrical but honestly they’re more comical
>At least I know who to send the wedding invitation to

[Anonymous No.]

>>43676468
Based anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43676468
If you're going to kidnap a monster's roommate at least bring a friend to distract her

[Anonymous No.]

So uh, where's my traditional, Catholic, Polish kiki at?
I've been waiting for quite some time. I mean, she should really get here soon if we're going to have a super big family with dozens of mini-kikis running around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43676554
You're on the wrong timeline. This is where we all die alone and unloved in a materialistic world

[Anonymous No.]

>>43676554
I think we're out of stock. We've got a Czech hussite Kiki in the back though

[Anonymous No.]

>>43676554
Book a flight to Kraków.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43676566
Dammit, I knew I should've taken the portal on the right in my dream.
Never take the portal on the left.

>>43676567
Heretic kiki is better than no kiki at all. I'll convert her.

>>43676582
I'm too poor to fly halfway around the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43676554
Tonight at 21:37 she will visit you, I promise

[Anonymous No.]

>>43676653
That's 23 minutes before I have to be at work. If this really is the case, I'll be calling off work tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43676590
>I'm too poor to fly halfway around the world.
Is Chicago good enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43676728
Still pretty far away.

[Anonymous No.]

A dragon keeps following me around everywhere. Every time I try to talk to another girl, this dragon comes out of nowhere and scares them off. She won't let me have any female contact, she says a "loser like me doesn't deserve a lady friend" and then flies off. She's always watching, even when I go home or sleep, she has an unhealthy dedication to cockblocking me and making sure I don't talk to one girl. I can't even masturbate in peace because she'll be watching, she's somehow torn down the blindfolds to my house twice from the outside without actually entering.
Why is she like this...? What is that Dragon's fucking problem?!

[Breathfag No.]

>>43676554
Uuuoohhh, kiki erotic! Kiki's breath and mouth!!! Erotic!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43676582
Top tier traditional kiki clothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43675975
No not really but muscle girls aren't my thing in general, so my wife wouldn't be oni teir muscled anyways
I'd mostly 'mire them platonically

[Anonymous No.]

>>43676074
>Too lazy, I prefer to stay in my house and watch people like.you from my windows.
Same, but I'm the type that if they have a gym partner I'd keep at it easier

[Anonymous No.]

>>43677133
Establish dominance, masturbate knowing fully she’s watching. If she comes to stop you chuck her on the bed and use her as an onahole

[Anonymous No.]

>>43677133
That's just typical Dragon behavior anon, it means she likes you but is too prideful to come forward and say it. You gotta ask her out first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43675640
what will happen once i tell her all of my lamentations and how i want a waifu like her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43676193
>>43676212
>>43676274
Every lim has an idea of ideal romance, you can't just go up and start acting like a manslut to all of them!
Some like flowers and kind words first, some like bravery and want you to at least pretend to challenge their authority, some like submission and proper fealty, some like innocence, and some do indeed like a man that is willing display his lewdest nature in the open and literally just sneak up and cum on her in the throne room infront of all her vassals.

Please don't assume all lims are stereotypes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43677144
>sniffing kiki breath like a fag
The true patrician sniffs their doggo ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43677237
>responding to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43677133
give her your vorpal sword

[Anonymous No.]

>>43677133
Cry yourself to sleep a few times
It may have unintended consequences though

[Anonymous No.]

Weak monsters should be made to feel like queens.
Powerful monsters don't need any special treatment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43677431
I thought powerful monsters needed to be mere'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>43675975
Safe. I like the idea of being protected by a big strong woman.

Also gonna be getting another comm at some point.

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[Anonymous No.]

are you brave enough to do it, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43677449
She looks so kind and pure... Who could have done this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43677500
A happy pregnant (monster) woman is the epitome of purity, whoever did this is a good man

[Anonymous No.]

And I hear the hebi singing "welcome to the Hotel California"
She says you can check out but you can never leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>43675689
Based, all anons at one point in their lives should experience being a eldritch god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43677441
That's for reptiles only.
You wouldn't mere a griffon or a wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43677536
>not mere-ing a griffon until she cries when you try to get up from her love nest

[Anonymous No.]

>>43677133
smack her ass then fuck her retarded or go out with her wurm cousin instead, much better girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>43677431
That royal cape would really fit a White Horn. You could probably just give her a crown and she'll look the part with her normal clothes.
>>43677536
>a wight.
She'll be treated like a regular zombie and she'll like it.

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>>43675640

[Anonymous No.]

orca gals like to play with each other and often include a man if they see him swimming around

[Anonymous No.]

>>43677514
i will repopulate the hotel with nothing but our offsprings

at least a soccer team, minimum

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43677695
You'll get a soccer team with every batch

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43677736
whats good with her head?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43677721
Shes not a insect type MG like to have that kind of explosive breeding

and shes not an echidna either

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43677760
You underestimate the power of LOVE
and all the fertility meds she's been chugging since before he even got there

[Anonymous No.]

>>43677760
Snakes lay many eggs, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43677776
Point taken, my brain is off this early in the morning
>>43677787
i failed biology class alright?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43677787
Clutches, how do you think they keep the thousands of shrines in zipangu so well kept?

[Anonymous No.]

Holy cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43677787
>>43677838
>Hebis take up an entire region because some anon couldn't keep his dick inside his pants,a literal lamia pit

[Anonymous No.]

>>43677851
CUM GET SOME

[Anonymous No.]

>>43677852
This is the apocalypse I prefer

[Anonymous No.]

>>43677877
the region will never recover. . .

[Anonymous No.]

>echinda but is white
>whole region is filled with yandere and schizo monsters
would you enter the white fields of the cutely mad?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43677904
>whole region is filled with yandere and schizo monsters
Sounds like a perfect match for me being quite honest

[Anonymous No.]

>>43677904
I will submit to Hebis...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43677904
i see no issue

[Anonymous No.]

>>43677952
Catgirls are so old school, bunnies is where its at

[Anonymous No.]

>>43677951
hebis are not the only monster girl there, there are yandere clowns unicycling around
>>43677970
You sure Anon, once you enter you have to leave the moment a monster can recognize your form

[Anonymous No.]

>>43677952
FAT CAT HAGS

[Anonymous No.]

>>43677979
But clowns are extremely scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>43678006
they are all white and black, hence the name of the white fields of the cutely mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>43678025
that's a mime

[Anonymous No.]

>>43678037
mime bogies and clown bogies are just cousins of the same family, jesters are the aunts

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43678025
Mime Bogies are most difficult to avoid because you can never hear them coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43678070
thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43678109
its pretty easy to hear them
Just shout about france waving the white flag

[Anonymous No.]

>>43678110
Built for breeding a legion of demon spawn with

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43675975
I want to protect a strong monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>43675975
Scared,aroused and protected

all at once

[Anonymous No.]

>>43675668
>h'orc bush
I approve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43675975
i wonder do they fell insecure when you look like you can just bend over and breed them and no matter what they do they cant do anything about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43675975
I don’t have to worry about any of that for I am chaospilled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43678263
anon YOU are the one who is going to get pinned to a bed and pulverized

[Anonymous No.]

>>43678267
Ah, what a lovely mix of eastern style and western creature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43678275
thing is i drink wurm milk everyday without fail and my skin has been rubbed with wurm scales, nothing can be injected, i will push down a wurm and forcefuly love her all night long

[Anonymous No.]

>>43678295
just because you drink wurm milk does not make you strong as one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43678304
you sure? sounds like you need some too, cut yourself near the outskirts of >>43678304
dragonia and you'll be forcefully be made to drink some, it heals most wounds as well, wa better than dragon milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>43678283
>TFW When me and my Wendigo wife go to NotJapan for a vacation and the natives there make urban legends about us since it’s the first time they’ve seen a Wendigo and her husband up close

[Anonymous No.]

>>43678316
>wa better than dragon milk
I think you’re also getting the mentality of a wurm too from drinking her milk that much with that spelling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43678343
I will not go bak to Miss Haku, she makes stop lifting and makes me learn about math, i hate math, also my wurm gf hates math as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>43678363
Miss Haku needs to loosen up and drink some of that milk too.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I get those monsters from the north to stop raiding my lands? They sail away in their longships every time I try to stop them

[Anonymous No.]

I'll take my pear shaped yandere demon of envy in tights now, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43678398
grab leader and fuck her until she submits into being housewife. or use your demon silver euipped bote automaton to sink the ships

[Anonymous No.]

>Some men lose their minds the moment they behold her face and body. They will howl like a beast while mounting the wendigo, shove their steaming hot swollen penis inside, and begin to violate her; or so it is said. Then it seems these men carry the limp, senseless bodies of their lovers back to the wendigo villages deep in the mountains and disappear.
This gets me hard every time I read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43678431
I like maledom and abyssals but I greatly prefer the Night Gaunt. The yandere levels of clingyness to the point of anxiety if you aren't constantly playing with every inch if their body makes them my favorite monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43676158
Most definitely. Japs have been drawing erotica of the ring girl since before I was born

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

anon, all ancient evil need is dick
reason being is that they throw a tantrum since all their freinds are married but they are still single

[Anonymous No.]

>>43675640

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>>43677514
>And I hear the hebi singing "baka mitai"
fify

[Anonymous No.]

>>43678692
Weeb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43678748
He says, on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirl wedding dresses look like wedding dress themed stripper outfits to human eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Be careful, I heard they are traps now that transport you to monster villages out of the blue

[Anonymous No.]

>>43677904
If every monster is yan then are any of them actually yanderes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43675975
I like being the little spoon, so I don't mind.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43678818
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43678857
True terror is realizing you’re all alone with your monster girl auntie and she just started miming a blowjob

[Anonymous No.]

>>43678881
Knowing myself, the moment I’d be alone with her is the moment I’d be pounding away until I go cross eyed and pass out

[Anonymous No.]

>>43678748
Where do you think you are?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

WISH FOR A PRICE!
you get your waifu, but she talks like a bad 90s english dub

[Anonymous No.]

>>43678885
Your adoptive momster would absolutely set you up to be your smug auntie’s boytoy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43678946
Well I’m bit greedy so…..

[Anonymous No.]

Sir, please do not unseal the fox. The world has changed drastically since she was initially imprisoned and she would need professional help to adapt to this new world

[Anonymous No.]

>>43678962
Imagine having a Kitsune momster whose Tanuki sister lusts after you.
Long supple legs, fat tits, a huge ass, mildly chubby from the beer, the glasses and a very dexterous tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

Lilim appreciation post, smug is made for fuggin

[Anonymous No.]

>>43678919
>Man climbs ladder for 15 minutes
SNAKE EATER

[Anonymous No.]

>>43678994
>having sex with a succubus
>she cums and drops her glamour
>It’s a goddamn Lilim
Fuck fuck fuck, that’s demon royalty her mom is gonna kill me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43675975
I'm a skinny nerd who has not yet developed substantial wizard powers. A big fluffy monster would be nice, but I would need to find an alternative path to magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43679030
Given that pic, your manticore wife would probably take time after milking you unconscious to go get some magic books to surprise you with. They do make surprisingly sensitive wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43678605
>be Anon
>portals open
>didnt notice because watching tv
>Ring-girl starts climbing out of Anons plasma
>gets halfway out and Anon already has his D out and down her throat
>sheesh, at least let the poor girl finish crawling thru

[Anonymous No.]

>>43679003
>Succ was born with white hair+demon parts
>Uh yeah, I’m totally super important and stuff, my mom is DEFINITELY the demon lord
Yeah right. What would a literal demon princess be doing down in the slums?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43677952
H-Haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>43679114
creepy old MMO kot

[Anonymous No.]

>>43679114
>tease her for a childish incantation
>I will throw you into literal hell
The best ones to bully are the ones who fight back

[Anonymous No.]

>>43679057
Lilims go undercover to look for husbands often. Otherwise they'd all be chasing screaming terrified men all the time or dealing with strong but dumb order goons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43678857
that's a very muscular fox

[Anonymous No.]

im going to introduce a penny farthing to MGE and ride around MGE being a delivery boy

[Anonymous No.]

I love elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43679307
They're pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43679307
Elves got too much ego like dragons I’m throwing her into the abyss and if she doesn’t come out being a yandere elf by the end of the night then she isn’t the one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43679341
I want to marry at least two of them, one light and one dark. But I'd probably go up to 4 or 5 if they came to me asking to join.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43678990
Pale-skinned, golden-haired supermodel-bodied adoptive kitsune momster! Caramel-skinned, dark-chocolate-haired, milf-bodied tanuki auntster!
Getting woken up by double paizuri!
Having your glans teased by their tongues writhing against it and each other!
Being in a three-way romance with psuedo-incestuous tones for you, and literally incestuous tones for them!
Coming home after school to your momster trussing up your auntster in shibari and spreading her tan labia for you to penetrate while she teases her sister's clit with her tongue!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43679307
Rather marry a thick dryad spirit than an elf, they're either tok haughty and treat you like dirt or too haughty and treat you like dirt. At least a tree spirit will treat you with a sense of dignity. Help your local forest grow and talk to your local elementals for more info today!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43679435
I remember there was a greentext about a planet full of elves that were drawn to the humans that chose to live there.

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/8cynun.png

[Anonymous No.]

>MONSTERS

[Anonymous No.]

>>43679239
>fox
That's a gacha horse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43679454
That is a floofy owl.

[Anonymous No.]

Ah I see the three days have ended.

[Anonymous No.]

Are secretary harpies only allowed to be secretaries? Can they be nurses, postwomen, or feather masseuses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43679444
>they're either tok haughty and treat you like dirt or too haughty and treat you like dirt
Anti elf propaganda

[Anonymous No.]

>>43679509
It’s the truth all of them need to be monsterized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43679435
>No bandit gang of Elves and Dark Elves to kidnap and gangrape me as a shota
PAIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>43679030
>Pic
I'm bald but at least I have a beard and don't look like this flamboyant flag. Having big paws on my head would be nice tho...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43679514
Wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>43679506
They could be fast runners...

[Anonymous No.]

What's she singing anons?

[Anonymous No.]

You know the first human son to be born from a monster in MGE would most likely be from the abyss rather than from the demon lord herself do to all of its transmutative properties causing a son to be born.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43679586
It'd probably be an Echidna's son actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43679509
Look at those elves! Tormenting and humiliating that poor human man who got lost and wandered too far into elvish territory!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43679599
That too Echidnas are very strange monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

I think I cracked the code on how monsters can finally have sons ABYSSAL ECHIDNAS. Where the mixing of the two powers together from the birthing power of the echidna and the mutagenic power of the abyss will warp reality itself finally causing a son to be born from a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43679586
That or a gremlin combining the DNA of the world's most evil monsters to create the most evil monster of them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43679603
Wrong, elves only love, nurture and care for humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43679586
Actually it’ll be from my wife

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Yeti monstergirl wife.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43679452
You mean this one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43679835
Yeah, that's the one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43679563
This https://youtu.be/RgFaK6ZQifE

[Anonymous No.]

>>43679901
Succubi scare me.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43679563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTMx9zjukfM

[Anonymous No.]

>>43679563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYAPgPH9hsI

[Anonymous No.]

>>43679484
This is a Horse.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43680063

[Anonymous No.]

>>43680067
>malina's vodka breath
>zdrada's smoke breath

which one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43680067
>Not Helltaker in the middle
Cringe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43680063
>Don't care about centaur and their horse body that much
>But they tend to have HUGE boobs
I'm confused.

[Anonymous No.]

What makes you think you can beat a Lioness, anon? She's the Queen of the jungle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43680174
I'd rather a lioness that wasn't from some dogshit gacha

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon, anon, anon! Guess what! I bought a Steam Deck!
>But why, Gremmy?
>Because it is a Zen 2 + RDNA 2 powerhouse, delivering more than enough performance to run the latest AAA games in a very efficient power envelope.
>Gremmy, you have 300 titles in your Steam Library and you never play any of them. Why did you spend 400 dollars on a machine that lets you not play them away from your computer?
>...
>So anyway I also ordered a new Tesla!
>What, how did you afford a Tesla?
>I sold the ol' Earthquake Machine
>You have an Earthquake Machine?
>Not anymore, but someone using the online handle "Bad_Vlad1917" does
>Gremmy I think it's time we talked about responsible internet use...
Okay anon, how will you do it? How will you convince a Gremlin that the internet is not her playground?

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>>43680180
Here you go!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43680196
Better, now that's out of the way I could easily beat a Lioness. They're just overgrown cats when you think about it!

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>>43680174
Because she's a quickshot

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[Anonymous No.]

What was your first experience with monster girls? Mine was finding a demon girl femdom shit from hroz (think that's his name)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43680314
/d/ monster girl threads before they became a thing in /a/ with monster musume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43680314
Scooby Doo and The Ghoul School.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43680314
greek mythology

[Anonymous No.]

>>43680314
the archer character in Rakion

[Anonymous No.]

>>43680314
various videogames and tv shows. I don't know what the earliest exposure, but the Shin Megami Tensei series more or less cemented my interest in them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43680290
It is scientifically proven that the more time spent with a fluffy spider, the healthier a man is.

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>>43680314
The anime hyper police

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>>43680195
>You have an Earthquake Machine?
>Not anymore, but someone using the online handle "Bad_Vlad1917" does
Oh boy, can't wait to experience ARMA 3 IRL

[Anonymous No.]

>>43680314
Liru from Magipoka, been hooked on mamano ever since. Back then I didn't know what a monster girl was, I just knew I liked animal eared girls a need I didn't know I had and couldn't really understand until I found MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43680314
Fapping to Gardevoir lewds on /b/, around 2007
Next one was MGQ in 2012, or the first "canon" monster girl experience

[Anonymous No.]

>>43680314
Rosario Vampire.
still fucking mad the Vampire won

[Anonymous No.]

>>43680441
what'd you expect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43680462
Something good like the yuki-onna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43680441
>best girl won
okay, so?

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>>43680471
>Moka
>best girl
Get the fuck out with that. Even the Succuslut was better than half the character being a shitty moeblob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43680482
then what was your favorite, let's hear your shitty opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43680485
Mizore > All.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43680497
yuki-onna never win. or at least the two times i can think of

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>>43680386
Damn, you're one of the 3 guys that bothered to play ArmA 3's story mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43680314
Either the latex slime milf Inque from Batman Beyond or Mystique from (and only) the first few X-men movies

[Anonymous No.]

>>43680503
One won in that one series I can't remember the name of. She had two toned black and white hair (the white bits looked a snowdrift over her hair) and yellow eyes

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>>43680485
I still think that werewolf dude should’ve been a tomboy werewolf or something. That it’s weird to me they didn’t go down that path it just makes sense for a tomboy werewolf being the main love rival to Moka than a succubus. Where it makes me wonder if in the early concepts there was supposed to be a werewolf girl but they cut it out.
I know there was fanfic I read awhile back that revealed the werewolf was actually a reverse trap and was disguising as a dude to get closer to the MC.

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>>43680563
post it faglord

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>>43680574
I forgot what it was called and it will probably be a bitch to find again, but if I remember correctly the werewolf girl was a yandere and there was some violent scenes in the story.
But it’s been years since I read it so I could be misremembering and that I’m thinking of a different story I read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43680598
>Has literally nothing to give, not even a website
I no longer care.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43680627
If I remember right it was either on fanfiction.com or Wattpad at least for the sites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43680636
The perimeter has been breached, engaging anti mofu countermeasures

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>>43680497
Silver Moka is best.
Btw Tsukune fell in love with the pink haired/outer Moka, not the silver/inner one, as Pink Moka is actually Akasha, who is Moka's mom.
At the end of the manga Pink Moka is gone, as the actual Moka (silver haired) remains, but gets pink hair strings so its implied the pink Moka slowly starts to come back. Technically Akasha, aka Pink Moka won in the long run.
Also the succumom and yukionna mom are hot too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43680660
They both sucked.

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>>43680652
Oh that's even less of a reason to give a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

I will go to Hagville and hold up a sign that says "END SHOTGUN MARRIAGES" while wearing a shirt that says "I will never have kids" and holding my AR-15 and wearing my Don't Tread on Me cap because I have the right to bear arms and we live under Democracy with the principles of FREEDOM and LIBERTY so I'm allowed to do that and nobody can stop me or touch me.

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>>43680704
>I will go to Hagville and get myself raped
Ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>43680695
Still think the werewolf should’ve been a girl, that I will at least give credit to EMG for making all the monsters at least the ones that mainly interact with the MC all girls, still shit though.

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>>43678990
>>43679437
the dream

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>>43680739
Doesn't really matter when cuck cows and tranny eels exist.

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>>43680747
Tranny eels? That’s a new one I know about the cuck cow, but tranny eels when does that come into play?

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>>43680757
>Tranny eels
Msybey he meant leeches?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43680757
It comes into play when someone wants to derail the fucking thread. Look it up yourself and don't bring it up here again.

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>>43680757
Sorry I forgot, it was a leech. I forget the chapter but because of crab's retarded fixation on making things "realistic" so the leech is a hermaphrodite.

>>43680767
ye, forgot which one it was.

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>>43680778
>leech is a hermaphrodite.
I mean it's not like many would have been into a leech monster might as well use the joke.

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>>43680774
Can't have it both ways if you can bring up discord eceleb drama orvwhatever that mess is than I'm not going to not bring up leech dics

[Anonymous No.]

>>43680786
Kill yourself.

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>>43680671
shut up

>>43680757
>cuck cow
I only knew about the centaur incident.

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>>43680803
>he doesn't remember EMG bending over backwards to justify the whore cow being in the right to beat up her "handler" and cheat by having the faggot MC grope her
It was a complete shitshow.

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>>43680778
Ah I can see why EMG went down hill so fast. That they’re supposed to be monster girls you know fantasy beings they can be anything you want. God I hate “realism” so much man.

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>>43680808
which cow was it? I honestly don't remember much since I lost interest when farm namek happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43680731
If they touch me they will be violating my constitutional rights and I can and will call the police on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43680823
The one that monsterboy faggot spams occasionally.

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>>43680821
I mostly just focus on the scenario than the details, cause being cornered by crazed sheep sounds great

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>>43680739
>I will at least give credit to EMG for making all the monsters at least the ones that mainly interact with the MC all girls
I wouldn't even consider a setting with commonly appearing monster males to be part of the "monster girl" genre, it's like the minimum requirement that sets it apart from standard fantasy setting beast people.

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>>43680314
Felicia from Darkstalkers. I got exposed to the american cartoon at an early age long before the games.

For a more proper example, Mutio from Blue Submarine No.6

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>>43680830
The scenarios are shit too, retard.

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>>43680823
>Namek Cows
Green Holstaurs who have the strength to destroy the moon.

[Anonymous No.]

You will marry the elf
You will own a house in the forest
And you will be happy

[Anonymous No.]

I need spirituality with my monster girls.
I'm not going to worship dragon thighs or whatever freaky stuff you guys are into.
Gonna worship Poseidon with a nice vanilla Sea Bishop wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43680857
No way. There's no meaningful aspect in which an Elf is superior to a humble Troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43680857
Elves are not that big...

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>>43680837
Yeah it ruins things, like i’m okay with temporary transformation stuff a human man does with his monster wife in the bedroom. But when you have actual male monsters show up that have been there from the start ruins things of the relationship between human men and monster girls where things don’t feel genuine.

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>>43680314
Just at all?
Dusk till Dawn

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>>43680883
It wasn't a suggestion.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a fan of NTR.
Nice Trusting Relationships

[Anonymous No.]

>>43680930
That's good, cause I wasn't going to consider it anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you asked for a trad wife but they matched you up with a tard wife

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>>43680857
>You will own a house in the forest
In this economy?

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>>43680956
Trad wife needs a trad husband, so it's only fitting that a tard wife gets a tard husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43680844
>doesn't want a whole farm to himself

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>>43680976
stop replying to it

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>>43680954
Stupid fatass Troll can barely fit in those pants. She needs to lay off the pies.

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>>43681020
That Troll is wearing pants that fit her and she ate exactly the right amount of pie.

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>>43680829
I don't know which one is that but I can guess its the brown one. Shame about EMG, but it is what it is.

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>>43681090
If she bent over those pants would rip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43681125
She should take them off before bending over anyway.

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>>43680961
Old money. Literally. She's been saving for 200 years.

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>>43681138
>shove juicy ass into unwearable jeans
>need to bend over to do something
>take off pants
Literal insane troll logic involving Trolls. That’s actually a first.

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>ancient hags
>hags larping as lolis
>disgusting knife ears
>nasty fox tails
Hags deserve no love, no matter what form they come in. There's a reason they're so old and still unmarried.

Instead, get yourself a young kiki meido straight from the meido academy.

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>>43681220
but I don't have the space or money for a maid, let alone an academy certified one

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>>43680704
Hey anon can I come with you? I wanna record your brave stand against monsters and record it, y'know for documention, I totally won't sell it to a tankui

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>>43681230
>maid monsters have to face the harsh reality that there's not enough masters to go round

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>>43681230
You pay them by offering them room and board

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>>43681245
they have to get soul crushing office jobs like the rest of us

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>>43681245
>there's not enough masters to go round
And the maid class is starting to get desperate.

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>>43681251
I don't have a room to board though

[Anonymous No.]

>>43675640
Do they have meds for widows, comrade?

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>>43681245
And that's when the academy began offering Grooming as a minor.

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>>43681261
>second night of feathers soon

[Anonymous No.]

Anons how did your tastes change over time? My favs initially were hellhounds, manticores, demons, and all slimes. Now my fav girl is a shog flayer chimera, don't get me wrong I still love all the others too though.

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Mockumentary style cryptid hunting show that ends with the monster in question being found and fucked
>Sasquatch girl is found working as cashier at a small town convenience store and gets bent over the counter
>Chupacabra working as shepherd gets missionary in the middle of a field
>Jersey devil girl is just a normal devil wearing leopard print with an obnoxious New Jersey accent gets mating pressed in an ally way

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>>43681271
I merely gain new appreciation for monsters

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>>43681284
Based, a lot of Magus's shit did that for me. Never saw the appeal of slime carriers until his stories and that one fallen maidens game

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>>43681271
If I could be bothered to edit this I'd replace the fire rat with a pyrow, but that's about it. That tends to be how I operate unless there's some major shakeup.

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>>43681271
I got introduced to MGE with Manticore, but I'm a magicfag. Playing the wizard in any fantasy I get my hands on. Ended up loving the Sabbath. Familiars are my favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43681291
>Dark priest
Dare I say based? Very uncommon pick

[Anonymous No.]

>>43681271
>>43681284
My favourite 3 and below have changed over time but my first two are still demon and pharaoh

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>>43681298
I need monsters able to cut through my autism and I'm not concerned with this "vanilla" concept I see people bitching about. I've also loved succs of many varieties since before the MGE was a thing.

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>>43681271
I had various monsters I liked, like the Shirohebi because I love yandere girls but none I really loved until the Night Gaunt came out. She fits all my fetishes.

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>>43681271
I only remember that I really liked Yetis as a newfag before I found out about Jinkos. I still rank Yetis very high, but if I were to become a waifufag, it would be with a Jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43681263
Surely you have a bedroom you sleep in, right?
She can sleep in there with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43681271
I always liked dragons, but over time I've also found appreciation for more and more other high and mighty mge girls like wights and pharaohs.

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>>43681271
Hmm thinking about all my tastes together with the Anubis and the Wendigo being at the top I would probably just go for a choco skinned Wendigo if they’re a thing out there.
Where she would have more darker colors like black hair and maybe she would either have a purple or black coat instead of white, then with me when I am transformed my skin would be a pale white color instead of blue like normal Wendigo incubi and my body would be thinner and lankier like actual Wendigos are like instead of hulking behemoths.

[Anonymous No.]

Would an automaton go off the rails like SHODAN did? But instead of doing horrible things she's making more automatons, sex cyborgs and sex mutants and is super into you, the hackerr

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>>43681261
>Single man moves to MGC to get a decently paying job
>Made sure his boss was already married to make sure it wouldn't cause any issues
>The day he moves in he's basically jumped by several maids asking to get hired.
>Doesn't have the heart to tell them no but also doesn't really need a maid
>They try to start out competing one another
>Anon comes into work the next day with his new maid harem behind him
>Boss doesn't even scold him, she just nods in understanding

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>>43681245
So a sad kiki holding a will work for work sign.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43681350
I can't share a bed with a maid! It's exploitative, unethical and I'm pretty sure there's laws demanding separate accommodation
plus it's too small for two people

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>>43681441
No, it's perfectly legal, and the meidos were trained for such circumstances.
>the bed is too small
No such thing. You'll just have to cuddle up real close. Plenty of room, even if you've got a twin sized bed, and of course, you can always request a petite kiki.

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>>43681293
I love the whole design of them too, and the whole master manipulator thing they got going on

[Anonymous No.]

Okay so why are bottom heavy lolis the strongest of them all?

[Anonymous No.]

I told my Shog she works too hard and that she should take a break and I introduced her to my gaming consoles and let her get on and now all she's been doing for the last three months is playing video games nonstop, I literally cannot get her to tear away from them now. She's become so lazy and doesn't even wear her maid uniform skin, she just sits up in t-shirt and panties skin all day playing games and eating Shogzza she makes from herself. What can I do to make my Shog stop being so lethargic? I feel like I've ruined her with my suggestions...

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>>43681476
Low center of gravity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43681480
Did you bother checking if there's a shog maid doing her job while the shog is also playing videogames?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43681271
My tastes haven't changed all that much, actually. Although, I would add Wonderworm to my favorites, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43681480
Oh yeah, classic problem with Shogs, see they were so overworked by the Chaos Gods they used to serve that the slightest break can make them addicted to lazing around. See what you have to do is introduce some motivation, maybe hire a Kiki to take care of the work Shog isn't doing and she'll get jealous and get back to work because she feels threatened or like she's being fired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43681476
They're the strongest in sex appeal, being the ideal combination of cute and sexy.

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>>43681491
I didn't let Shog assimilate much of the house besides my bed so most of her mass is concentrated wholly on my couch in front of the TV. She's so lazy she won't even multitask...

>>43681523
I did this but my Shog has somehow infected the Kiki with her laziness, now they're both occupying my couch and spending all day playing the latest WWE game and eating Shogzza in their panties and t-shirts! They're both being very lazy! The problem is getting worse! What am I supposed to do now?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43681562
>Didn't let her assimilate
Dude, your shog is depressed

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43681562
Oof, looks like your Shog is broken dude. Yeah, total lost cause there, sorry there's nothing you can do. You might as well join Shog and Kiki in being lazy and give up trying to correct them at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43681480
Join her anon, become lazy with your wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>43681583
Fuck off with your shit art, mick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43681602
Don't reply to it. Don't pay attention to it.

[Anonymous No.]

Lilims don't play fair :( it's not right

[Anonymous No.]

>>43681583
This isn’t just bad but it’s extremely incomplete, that it’s fucking with my OCD and this is someone saying who isn’t fully proud of what they’ve drawn and know I need to improve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43681271
>Anons how did your tastes change over time?
I now fantasize about most of them. Things like brushing a tail, lamia coils, wing hugs, love bites... I slowly started to appreciate everything about them over time. I didn't care for Dhampirs before but cool adventures and bestial blood driven lust is actually really hot. Didn't care about most types of succ but now I can easily fantasize about any of them. Even the normal and lesser ones.
Hell I can't even go through the sorter without realizing they're all good girls, I also didn't fantasize about harems but now it's just another thought. I think I've broken myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43681633
Gotta fight fire with fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>43681583
Makes people seethe so this is good. Very soulful too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43681602
There is also the... let's call it fangame. Better than my art skills.
https://litter.catbox.moe/l1g049.webm
>>43681646
limit of my skills. Someday I'll find a youtube video on krita lineart advice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43681562
Anon the solution is to beat them at vidya on the condition that they have to stop lazing if you win
Just make sure to win though cause losing means they get to rape you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43681649
Druella is cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43681646
yet you've not included any way to do that.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43681772
>don’t draw
>never make mistakes drawing
It works for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43681646
>>43681803
We don't respond to mick, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43681856
what is good with this bird?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43681895
She hasn't heard the word.

[Anonymous No.]

It's 2023 already, where the FUGG is my government-mandated elf wife?!?

[Anonymous No.]

>be out hiking on nature path
>night hits faster than expected
>hear hooting in the distance
Oh shit.
Should I take off running now and hope I get far away enough for her to lose track of me or find somewhere to hide? Owl Mages can't track me by scent, can they? I'm in danger here guys come on help me out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43681902
i think thats why her eyes are red

[Anonymous No.]

>>43681927
You should yell out asking for help, some kind maiden will help you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43681927
This is why you should always keep your safetywan close at hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>43681927
Don't run, Owl Mages are far faster than you, and don't hide because you'll make too much noise and she can hear basically everything. What you want to fo is remain completely still and she suddenly won't be able to see you, it's a weakness her kind kept from their ancient dinosaur ancestors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43681927
if you're willing to yell her embarrassing summons the 35 year old magical girl lilim ranger will come save you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43680497
Yeah and it's not even close. The stalker aspect is too hard to beat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43681971
Yeah. You can make this even better by staring at a point about a crouching head's height above the nearest large branch. Their eyes are basically programmed to ignore creatures staring into them because they aren't prey.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to sexually frustrate a salamander so I can get her tail hot enough to use for welding

[Anonymous No.]

>>43682051
i like when her tail burns blue in phase 2

[Anonymous No.]

I was hearing some horror stories from a maid from her rural town, this one was told by her uncle. It was very late in the night and the street was empty, he saw an extremely beautiful woman, with a dress that accentuated her curves. He couldn't help but talk to her on the small chance she was agreeable and asked her if she would like him to walk with her to wherever she was going. She turned to look at him and her eyes were bright red, with fire coming out of her eyes. He ran away immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43681971
I tried this but I sneezed because of some pollen and she came right down like a missile and grabbed me. Now I'm being carried off to god knows where by her.
You guys tried.

[Anonymous No.]

How to tame a Hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>43682106
>implying she wouldn't just tear that thing off like wet paper unless it was magically enchanted

[Anonymous No.]

>>43682106
Cheap and ineffective. Put those hands to work and you'll see actual results.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43682126
Imagine the feel of her skin and muscles, grabbing the base of her tail and gently stroking. Making the big bad rape dog melt under your fingertips.

[Anonymous No.]

>put on my black robe, light tons of candles and draw a summoning circle out of salt
>gonna summon me a lesser Demon to be my servant because I think having a demon servant would be cool
>have silver dagger on hand just in case it goes wrong
>finish the incantation and the circle lights up with purple fire
>tfw a goddamn Lilim demon lord pops out instead of a weak demon easy to contain
>realize I had the demon summoning manual upside down when I read the words
>she walks right out of the circle and laughs at me for being so amateur
>panic and throw my silver dagger at her and she catches it and fucking breaks it in her hands without taking damage
FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>43682185
Theres only one way out of this Anon
Quickly do the ritual to bind her will to yours before she can turn the tables on you!

[Anonymous No.]

"Ooooh you so HANDSOME!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43682209
>smokes pipe
2 pairs of tits
Maybe more

[Anonymous No.]

>>43682185
>FUCK
Hope you didn't exclaim that out loud for the Lilim to hear anon, she'll think that's why you summoned her and then no banishments will work! You're sweet ass is going to HELL!

[Anonymous No.]

What did we do to deserve this curse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43682228
Don’t respond to it what are you doing!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43682250
I'm getting drunk and getting ready to plow something I will regret for the rest of my life. Let the mamono mana sort it out

[Anonymous No.]

>>43682209
Gross your kisses taste like diarrhea...perhaps one more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43681905

[Anonymous No.]

All right, Ryu. It's just you and me now. Ten years ago you took my shed. Did you think I'd forget that? Come on, bring it on!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43682273
Too white for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43682304
That isn’t a Wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43682273
>tfw ywn have an undead aunt trying to act like a young gyaru when shes been up for 1000 years

[Anonymous No.]

It must be hard for her

[Anonymous No.]

If I asked Pharaoh really nicely would she let me sit in her throne and get a picture of it? I mean let's be honest if she charged for it that throne would be the perfect tourist trap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43682356
Pharaoh would never disgrace her throne by letting a peasant sit where she puts her royal ass cheeks. You go to gaol for such a suggestion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43682258
O-rings...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43682382
But I didn't do anything wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43682356
>>43682382
She'll let you sit on her throne, but she will sit on you while you sit on the throne. Hope you don't mind being a cushion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43682409
Enough backtalk peasant, get in gaol aka the Sandworm already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43682356
This day marks the day the pharoah got a new living throne.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43682390
something catch your eye?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43681271
My tastes shifted from anubis and dragons many years ago… back to anubis and dragons. These days though I’m just a lizardfag in general though with a particular weakness to salamanders and wyverns because I’m a busybody and need a competitive woman to raise the bar with. Ironically I like dark priests too even though the sasha fullmoon orphanage story disturbs me

[Anonymous No.]

I've reverted back to my usual opinion that big booba is evil. I can't relax around big booba. Especially smug big booba.

[Breathfag No.]

Fuck, I think I'm starting to like the idea of sniffing kikimora breath over danuki breath.

[Anonymous No.]

you got to admit all this mg stuff is a bit ominous

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43682562
>mg stuff is a bit ominous
Why do some Americans always gotta hate on the metric system?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43682570
Fuck off you gachanigger.

[Anonymous No.]

It's bug boob summer

[Anonymous No.]

>>43682615
Ruined. This is not mwee.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43682464
Paizuri holes!

[Anonymous No.]

>43682641
Fuck off retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43682641
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43682619
Please, she has two big Mwees right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43682562
It's so grimdark bros I'm literally pissing and crying

[Anonymous No.]

>>43682671
They're better when they're small and cute. Not busty and horny. That's why Wonderworm exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43682646
>>43682653
What are they mad about?

[Breathfag No.]

Erotic kiki breath and mouth uooohhhh!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43682698
how many reaction images do you see in this thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43680314
Darkstalkers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43682720
Smells like old unwashed sour dog

[Anonymous No.]

So, I've often thought it would be cute if mamono could talk to animals who are "close" to them.
> Miss Baphomet can talk to goats.
> Miss Arachne can talk to spiders.
> Miss Neko can talk to cats.
> Miss Alp can talk to boys...
> Etc.

It would be so neat if my wife could go Full Disney Princess in the neighborhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43680314
Legend of Perseus and Medusa, around 29 years ago.

[Breathfag No.]

>>43682748
I like to think, that keeping with the theme of cleanliness, kikis are very hygienic. So in other words, fresh minty breath, pearly whites, and a warm, slimy tongue for lewd kisses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43682698
How new are you?

[Breathfag No.]

>>43682753
>Arachne that likes you finds out you have a fear of spiders
>Arachne is also sadistic
>She learned of something called exposure therapy
>She kidnaps and cocoons you in her silk
>Cue her commanding millions of spiders into the room your being held

[Anonymous No.]

Lizards are a diverse group of reptiles, but they do not possess the intelligence, societal structure, or capabilities to rule over humans or dominate the world in any significant way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43675640

[Breathfag No.]

>>43682793
>He says as he gets defeated and dominated by a salamander

[Anonymous No.]

>>43682753
Then there’s the fairy kingdom where the animals can talk to you which makes me wonder if that still stays being a thing if a fairy biome becomes a demon realm where there is giant talking animals that speak majestically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43682571
Professor Chesh's classes are the easiest, the answer is always cock!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43682863
weird, maybe my jubjub teacher uses the same curriculum

[Breathfag No.]

>>43682829
>The dirty rat rummaging through trash speaks proper and sounds intelligent
>The majestic lion speaks like a drunken sailor, very vulgar and crude

[Breathfag No.]

>>43682875
>>43682863
Wish I had them as professors, I entered Ms. Haku's class for College Algebra, and she spent the whole class bitching at us, calling us dumb, because we don't know the Palindromic Polynomial Theorem.

[Anonymous No.]

yo, maybe it be time to fuck off if no one wants to talk to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43682901
I was about to say the same thing after reading the names. Since I thought it was another anon talking to me but it was just breath fag making things difficult to have a conversation with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43682915
actively stifling conversation is his specialty, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43682922
>>>/vg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>43682875
>>43682863
even stranger still, my haku history teacher said that not enough men getting their dick wet is what caused the fall of many empires

[Anonymous No.]

>>43682753
>Miss Harpy can speak fluently in at least seven different bird songs, maybe more
>Miss Holst talks to cows in moos
>both Miss Werewolf and Miss Kobold can bark to wolves and dogs
>Miss Gargoyle can hear the rocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>43682863
>WRONG
>The correct answer was "dick"
>I would have also accepted: Wang, Schlong, Penis, and Meat-o-matic.
>See me after class

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I bet MGE Cthulhu is just a Mutated Mindflayer on the level of a Lilim who’s husband is a 5,000 year old human who first discovered the abyss and found Cthulhu and married her.

[Anonymous No.]

>Fox has a Dark Mage as her paternal grandmother
Should we be worried?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to pour water on an Automaton!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43683048
?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43683094
>"User, I am water proof, this will not damage me."
>"...."
>"Oddly, it does seem to cause a rise in aggression. Please cease this."

[Anonymous No.]

the fox is discontent

[Anonymous No.]

>>43683199
So I could make my Automaton take a bath without her short circuiting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43683205
can you think of any other fluids that might be constantly splashed on automata?
it was taken into design considerations

[Anonymous No.]

I’m going to act scared in the middle of Bigtown! And nothing will happen to me! No amazon or hellhound could possibly get me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43683219
That's how you get a monster girl to show genuine concern toward you.

[Anonymous No.]

How limber can a jiangshi become?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43683110
Snake too hot cause summer
Hubby want cuddles
He will get cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>43683201
What could cause such a beast to be in such a state?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Give in to the abyss anons, they love just as deep as the abyss itself

[Anonymous No.]

>>43683299
Her choker isn't broken.

[Anonymous No.]

How easy is it to run away from a Kiki and escape her if you don't want her services but she insists upon it? They must not be good runners with their weird high-heel scale feet surely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43683268
yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>43683344
Anon they were the first line of attack when it came to Lescatie. They WILL catch up to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43683324
No, I'm scared of them.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Wights like to live in a "world of everlasting night"
>I dream about living in a lavish city stuck in night and lit by countless neon lights, minus the chance of being robbed or murdered that cities at night usually have
We share a common goal.
Wights are out of my league, but maybe I can convince them to go on a tour of Vegas somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43683354
No way man. Their feet are way too unwieldy for sprinting. I doubt it. And even if they could, I bet they would exhaust really easily. See, Kikimoras are still just animals and us humans evolved to have lots of stamina so we could outright all the predators, animals can't compete with us. I bet I could escape a Kiki on foot easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43683405
Did I say outright, I meant outrun. Outrun all the predators.
Yeah, we can outrun monsters easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43683344
they ride their brooms

[Anonymous No.]

>>43683405
>>43683415
Anon you're going to get raped by a Kikimora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43683405
>See, Kikimoras are still just animals and us humans evolved to have lots of stamina so we could outright all the predators, animals can't compete with us. I bet I could escape a Kiki on foot easily.
You fool... They're bird-dogs! The chase gets them even more excited!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43683363
Poor anon, he just wants to go straight home but his pushy lamia co-worker always forces him to go out for drinks. And there's that regular Satryos who's always there and always flirts with him, especially after learning of his preference for wine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43683360
Don't be anon, just let them love you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43683444
>This is one of the Kikimoras you'd likely see during the fall of Lescatie

[Anonymous No.]

>>43683461
But trying to comprehend their existence or just how truly deep their love runs will mindbreak me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43683463
well yeah, it'd be hard to notice the ones in disguise evac-ing non-combatants.
got to imagine more than a couple of them spirited away future masters though

[Anonymous No.]

>>43683469
And they'll help put your mind back together anon
Surrender yourself to them you'll be so happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43683444
>Faced with the kiki royal guard
>Pour red wine onto white drapes
>They all immediately drop their weapons to clean out the stain before it sets

[Anonymous No.]

>>43683324
I would let a mindflayer turn me into a squid god

[Anonymous No.]

>>43683432
>>43683444
I would only be afraid if it were a Shoggoth. Kikimoras are weak and small and there's NO WAY that they could be stronger than a grown ass man like me. I would not get raped by one, I could escape easily. How dare you doubt me, I won't be looked down upon by you people. I'll go find a Kikimora now and prove it by calling her a stupid mangy birdbrain and throwing a water balloon at her to mess her maid uniform up and then running. She'll never catch me. YOU'LL SEE.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, ponder this.
Does a tanned blue oni go purple? Or is that just a burned one?
What about a red oni? Does she get redder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43683480
>Tell the nice girl that started working in the library recently that if monsters ever breached the walls you'd rather take your own life than be eaten alive
>During the fall of Lescatie said librarian kicks your door down with the force of a Paladin screaming something about she has the "stupidest master alive" shortly before you're forcibly teleported to who knows where

[Anonymous No.]

>>43683363
Oh no drinking beer with an office snek how horrible

[Anonymous No.]

>>43683618
I mean, kidnapping is generally considered a crime, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43683618
She's going to destroy the knees of those pants though, and that's BEFORE she destroys the rest of those slacks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43682778
I like the idea better that she heard about you from a spider you saved despite your fear.

[Anonymous No.]

This cocky little Fairy barely bigger than my hand told me she's going to rape me. Pfft yeah right, what's she gonna do? Sprinkle some pixie dust on herself and suddenly grow to my size?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43681583
Caits are made for BBB (Big Blender Blade)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43683832
titaniumerald

[Anonymous No.]

>you go walking down a rural path
>you see a Shirohebi also traveling the same path ahead of you
Alright anon how do you pass by her safely down the road without triggering her in same way? Remember, even mere eye contact for a split second is enough to make her think you're attracted to her and then trigger her claiming instinct. Avoiding eye contact will also make her think you're shy or worried or scared of something and will trigger her motherly instincts to claim you so she can cheer you up. Even saying "Hello" or "Good morning" will make her think you're being friendly and she'll try to pursue you in some way. Saying "Howdy" will make the inner westaboo in her get wet instantly because she will think you're a cowboy. Saying nothing might either make her think you're depressed and need cheering up or rude in which case she should correct you.
How do you play it safe and avoid the snake's coils?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43683497
More like squid panties, lol. Not that it’s a worse tradeoff.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna see how a non-mindflayer monster would try to have sex with a man who's worst fear is rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43683945
a sweet wholesome romance

[Anonymous No.]

>>43683928
I would rather not try to pass by her at all if possible. Stay behind her until the path diverges. A direct encounter sounds too troublesome.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a thing for the "horny office boss/worker" scenario
and anon discovering her monster form and that she's really into him

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684005
how does that even work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43683928
FLASHBANG

[Anonymous No.]

>>43683523
>Not burning the library and yourself inside
Weakling

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684018
Plenty of ways
>Anon stumbles on boss masturbating in her demon form

>werewolf coworker can controll herself around anon's sent any more

>Anon doesn't like his working conditions and is gonna transfer jobs, his dragon boss DISAGREES

>lamias and yuki onnas fighting over the air con

[Anonymous No.]

>No lilim that makes a game out of corrupting defeated women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684034
what we talking in tearms of games?
season 0 yugioh where the rules are fucked?
total wipeout/ninja warrior obstacle courses but the waters replaced with dark matter?
fuck-you level traps like in SAW?
that one rpg maker game with the succ mansion just without the nasty stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684034
Overconfident and/or haughty human women get their humanity privileges revoked by force. They will have much better attitudes as monsters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43680857
I will marry the (dark) elf
I will be owned by her
and I will be happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684050
>Do not use
Oh, I'm using her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684043
>season 0 yougioh
>that one rpg maker game with the succ mansion just without the nasty stuff?
what are these?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684043
>>fuck-you level traps like in SAW?
I'd just tell her to drop the grenade down the PVC pipe, I'm not gonna solve those puzzles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684067
i dont even think soe of those could be solved

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684066
holy underage newfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684066
Season 0 yugioh was less card games and more "air hocky but the puck is a frozen granade" among other things
>that one rpg maker game with the succ mansion just without the nasty stuff?
Anons gonna have to narrow that one down a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684050
>Wanting to be owned by anyone
I can't understand you anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684088
A MAN CHOOSES, A SLAVE OBEYS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684094
But do you want to be enslaved? That so alien to me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684097
>>43684094 #
But why do you want to be enslaved? That's so alien to me...*

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684046
Used goods is still used good. Rotten from the core. Hiding via monster transformation just make it harder. Kill them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684080
>Anons gonna have to narrow that one down a bit.
Sounds like Succubus Prison, a snuff game

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684080
there was that one game where a bunch of people get stuck playing a bordgame for sorts
the goal was to gain as much money while staying as human as possible
If I recall right, half the playable cast were men that get turned into women and then in turn succubi
the rest of the nastiness was futa and I think a smell fetsh but its been years

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684129
God, leave that on /d/. Stupid monkey

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684046
I want to see a paladin become a dragon!

[Breathfag No.]

>>43683928
When it comes time to pass her, turn to her and sniff her breath. (Without her permission of course). Avoid eye contact if possible, comment how it stinks. This should permanently ward her off from pursuing you. Be careful though, if you give any hint that her breath is tolerable or saying that it stinks, but you've smelled worse, these can be taken as words of acceptance, and you'll get sneked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684144
Not my fault it rang a few bells from my rpg maker days

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684146
What about a Paladin who monsterizes into a Bogie because of her lust for her little brother?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684152
fuck off retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684156
>story of a knight who wants nothing but to make her brother smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684154
only good to come out of rpg maker is the mge excet games, and those are more glorified walking sims than actual games

[Anonymous No.]

>>43682615
Imagine the soft

[Breathfag No.]

>>43684158
Oh my, I'm sorry. I didn't realize I was being retarded. Thank you for enlightening me, Anonymous. I have realized the errors of my ways. I will now stop posting because of this post you have made. My apologies! Have a good day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684182
second game had decent enough plot

[Anonymous No.]

>you have ignored Miss Dullahan for the last time

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684159
Via succ and titfucking

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684156
why incest thought?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684182
>and those are more glorified walking sims than actual games
i think the big issue with that is combat. it can very easily cross over to murderfag territory if the game isnt a glorified dating sim.
personally what id do
>group of monsters sent by the dl
>order is planning to do something drastic, the mamano group has been sent to stop it
>combat works on a mercy system like undertale has. instead of damage attacks will slowly fill up a meter, the meter representing individual monster species.
>once a meter is full a finisher move can be used that transforms the opponent based on which meter filled up completely
>some enemies can resist certain kinds of transformation, and male enemies need to be exhausted or taken out of combat by one of their transformed allies

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684253
a focus more on puzzles oculd of worked if one didnt want any fighting
or keep the fighting in cutscenes like erista vs the succubus in the begining, or Leah vs eristia in the second game, but just have more of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684253
>combat works on a mercy system like undertale has
Reminds me of SHRIFT. Fuck that game, dev is obsessed with his idea of "mercy" and you are a bad person if you don't automatically pardon actual bloodthirsty monsters who brag about killing men.
It's actually comical how hamfisted the mercy system of that game is, motherfucker overbuffed the genocide route boss to be unbeatable, because people kept choosing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43683928
Immediately rip open her dress and start sucking on her fat snake tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684253
I would like a XCOM like turn based combat. Or something like Dofus, actually Dofus combat system with a no kill/hurt layer would be kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684234
Well what else but something forbidden would make such a stuck up girl fall?

[Anonymous No.]

I actually I think a lot about a MGE like game. It would be a XCOM/Dofus mix for the combat part where you play extremist squads. You would also have a big focus on relationship. For example I start by making a party of four : a lamia, a succ, a werecat and a incubus mage. You can customize them and send them on different contracts, the relationship between will evolved after battle. You can also recruit defeat foes and/or marry them based on affinity build in each operators. For example, my lamia like a lot the paladin the party met in the last battle, after battle she can spend some time with him a build a relationship, showing what mamonos really want. They would speed time together off screen for 2/3 mission and can't be picked for missions. You could also build relationships in-between operators that you create and self insert with your waifu. Losing would only mean that you have to flee, losing gear and exp, but no one get harmed. The hardest difficulty would be to play a squad of human Merc, all men. I know that it's not really clear but it's hard to explain it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684265
kinda defeats the purpose of the idea doesnt it?
the point of undertale is that you are told right at the beginning that nobody really wants to kill you, and that monster attacks are literally just saying hello. not to mention some metagame with how you have the power to force the best possible ending.
in MGE the order only dislikes monsters due to brainwashing and misunderstanding, so a mercy system makes sense, and would be the preference.
but it doesnt make sense when murderfaggotry is involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684379
It's what happens when you are fascinated by the mercy idea of Undertale, but aren't willing to let go of hard/extreme femdom themes you love too much. Funnily enough MGE would have the reverse problem, pardon system stops making sense when you can't choose to kill or otherwise hurt the orderfags if you want them to be the bad guys.

One way it could work, is if you were playing as some brainwashed Order hero on his journey to discover the truth once you bond with enough mamono. When you choose to kill them you don't actually kill them because of Ares's or other god's involvement or some other plot shenanigans, but at least Order MC would have the will to kill/hurt.
"Genocide" route bad end would be completing your original quest and returning to the shitty regular Orderite life

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684471
Genocide will just make you unlikeable for every mamonos. You come back only to be throw away by the order and die forgotten by everyone. Not even the scummiest lich want to revive you. ["spoiler"] my good ending ["/spoiler"]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684471
fair enough, the above system would probably work better if you could exaust order females like males, and the bad ending is that while the order plot was stopped, all that happened was a furthering of hatred for monster girls. nobody was converted.
meanwhile the good ending is that a sizable chunk of the order was transformed into monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684471
Genocide will just make you unlikeable for every mamonos. You come back only to be thrown away by the order and die forgotten by everyone. Not even the scummiest lich want to revive you. "spoiler" my good ending "/spoiler"

[Anonymous No.]

What do Monsters think when they get word that an army of ten thousand Order soldiers are headed their way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684471
Genocide will just make you unlikeable for every mamonos. You come back only to be throw away by the order and die forgotten by everyone. Not even the scummiest lich want to revive you. my good ending

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684546
The mice are happy about their future sons-in-law.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684526
>>43684540
>>43684547
You’re gonna attract a bully Chesh this way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684581
>pffft you failed the spoiler tags twice?
>c'mer you big dummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684598
>>43684581
I'm sleep deprived. If she says something mean I will ever cry or headbutt her nose into oblivion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684606
>chesh and her crybaby bf
i like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684618
I'm not a crybaby you fucking cunt. I didn't cry since a few months and didn't cry in front of someone for years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684634
Yeah okay crybaby

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684634
you're crying about not crying right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684634
Cry me a river, faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684634
It's okay, you can still be loved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684344
I would of thought "going against hard coded doctrine that she use to enforce" would be sinful enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684645
You need tears to cry. I didn't drop any.
>>43684650
>>43684641
t. meme cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684658
you dont, you just need to whine.

[Anonymous No.]

I went diving in a big sturdy and durable diver's cage but Mershark was clever and gnawed the chain so the boat can't retrieve me. Now Mershark has me trapped in the cage on the floor of the coral reef and my oxygen tank is running out.
Mershark-chan says to come out of the cage and cum inside of her or else I will drown inside
Mershark says I have no choice
But I refuse. I will NOT leave the cage, I will NOT cum in her shark pussy, even if my oxygen tank runs out
I will not be held hostage by a fish. If defiance is death so be it, no overgrown fish will get my semen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684673
Based, will do the same. You should accelerate the process by dropping the oxygen tank tho. Don't leave any time to extract you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684678
>>43684673
>do this
>enraged mershark
>she breaks the fucking cage open
good going dipshit, you had a chance for a consensual sexy night but now you've chosen rape instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684673
Poor thing, her teeth must hurt now.

[Anonymous No.]

How would a shog respond to a threat to her master? Say someone broke into their house and attacked him. What does her "battle mode" look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684694
Oh well, Mersharks are the ocean's Hellhounds so it was bound to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684704
A legitimate threat on his life. Ever heard of absorption? The person is getting absorbed and broken down. In the case that the person is female or potential alp, turned into shogg core that eventually splits off to become another shogg. Evil male? Bad end.

A nuisance? Like say a drunken fool. Well, shogg is the entire house. And presumably, she mimics the bathroom part too. So, the slime of her that takes things down to the pipes to the sewers is gonna carry the person down to the city's sewers. And that person is just gonna have to hope some other bystander is kind enough to help them out.

But to be honest, they don't make it past the front door since the house is shogg. Worst case scenario and the intruder is persistent, she just makes them go in an endless loop until their sanity meter hits zero.

[Anonymous No.]

pleasure runes on tounge, y/n?

[Anonymous No.]

im broken. im going through the archive with the sole intention of finding fluffy foxes to download.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684751
Here, have a free huff. It's on the house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684694
But I don't want neither. Just leave me alone or watch me kms

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684767
>willingly diving in mershark territory
you know exactly what you wanted and now you will reap the reward of what you have sown

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684761
but thats one of the ones i do have downloaded, but if you want to help i lost the full version of this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684704
My take is that if she's got a master, she's assimilated the vast majority of the house, so she'd be able to have tiers of warnings.

Mere Threats
> Master is being threatened with violence!
> The walls, floor, ceiling, and most of the furniture darken as they revert to Shog and are covered with glowing eyes.

Actual Assault
> Master is under attack!
> She not only reveals that she's assimilated the house, she forms a protective barrier around Anon to prevent injuries.
> She also simply uses tentacles and pseudopods to drag the assailant out of the house while using the Shog Phone to dial 911.

Battery vs. Incubus Anon
> Anon has an enemy who somehow managed to get to him and hit him.
> Fortunately, Anon is Shog now (don't tell him!), so he was in no danger.
> Go back to Actual Assault case for details.

Battery vs. Human Anon
> Miss Shog has not *completely* consummated her love for Anon.
> He is still flesh and blood, making him vulnerable, and his home is not fully converted to Shog, preventing you from reliably guarding him.
> An assailant attacks Anon, punching him in his face.
> Feelings Miss Shog does not understand or know how to control take over her.
> She falls out of Time and Space and can only knows Cold Fear and Hot Rage.
> Eventually, she hears Anon in the distance.
"Stop! Stop! You're killing him!"
> Miss Shog obeys her master, even if he is being foolish.
It's a little bit /tg/, but I find the idea of a mamono using overwhelming force to protect me to be more than a little sexy, so I went for it. I imagine if that makes you feel gross, your waifu would never escalate beyond Actual Assault type tactics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684789
No, self-fluffing is heresy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684816
self huffing is just the natural result of having perfection attached to you at all times.
if you were a fox you would certainly want to see what your husband gets so excited about when you come home from work.

[Anonymous No.]

Haughty foxes are the best foxes

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like the more you interact with a golem the more human she should act

[Anonymous No.]

>They don’t just assault the men they like, as other monsters do. They sometimes pretend to be an ordinary doll, and many men have taken them home after being captivated by their charm. Dolls are media that can easily carry mamono mana to begin with, and these girls who are doll monsters can also possess a large amount of mamono mana in their body. Having one of them at home will cause continual exposure to mamono mana and their power of charm. Eventually, by the time they reveal their true form and attack, the man will already be deeply in love, and he’ll be helpless to resist sex with them. Once one lets himself be charmed by them, it will be too late by the time he realizes that they’re a monster. Even if a man tries to go far away and discard them, and even if he tries to break them into pieces, at night they will return to him in their original beautiful state and get back on top of his hips sipping essence.

Prime horror movie material

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684945
I've got no strings
To hold me down
To make me fret
Or make me frown
I had strings
But now I'm free
There are no strings on me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684945
who would win
MGE living doll or chucky?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684945
sounds like the perfect plot for an order rom com!
>so we invaded this monster village right?
>yeah. they fell back, pretty strange. what about it.
>well the survey crew found these weird dolls. a whole stockpile of them!
>...
>...
>toys?
>from the looks of it.
>sure they arent living dolls.?
>what? no. these are way too inanimate. they would have already jumped us! the stockpile outnumbered the survey crew 10 to 1.
>that logic is sound to me. and they are very cute... the guys at the barracks would probably like them, it does get pretty lonely at night... lets bring the whole stockpile back!
>yeah! no more cold lonely nights!
shenanigans ensue when the living dolls reveal themselves and the platoon attempts to go to monster society.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684932
How much do I have to interact with Miss Golem before she becomes full gyaru? Asking for a friend.
The friend is my penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684973
real question how do you get her to become like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684945
its the perfect stalker
>anon brakes it with a hammer
>it turns up next moning resting on his chest
>anon sells it and sends it overseas
>its back the next day, wearing a sombrearo and sunglasses
>anon melts it
>it comes back dressed only in underwear and a tan

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684094
A MAN FUCKS, A SLAVE GETS RAPED!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685003
>its back the next day, wearing a sombrearo and sunglasses
I'd keep this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684983
leave japanese fasion magazines about

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685003
YOU CANNOT KILL ME
I AM OMEGA
YOU CANNOT KILL ME
I AM SUBHUMAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684945
anon left importat stuff out
>It’s not only men that are affected by their charm. Many human girls like and own them. Living dolls that become a little girl’s inseparable playmate will invite the girl to play lewd, monster-like games, and seek to teach her body about pleasure. Additionally, since the girl’s body will be continuously exposed to mamono mana, she’ll eventually change into a succubus.

>As for little succubus girls who are born in this manner, they will start to enjoy pleasure following the doll’s guidance as though the positions of the doll and owner have been swapped. After being tempted by the doll, the two will gang up and assault a man to “play a more pleasurable game with three people.”

THESE DOLLS ARE GROOMERS, DO NOT ENGAGE

[Anonymous No.]

How big is the doll?

[Anonymous No.]

beware of discord groomer hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685029
That's not important. Does she have KARATE CHOP ACTION?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684748
On mine? No
On hers? Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685003
>anon puts it in a dumpster
>she's wearing a poncho made out of scraps
>leaves it in a gym
>she's ripped beneath the clothing
>hides it in a bakery
>she's back and a little plump
>gifts her to a fox
>comes back with several tails lovingly stitched on
>leaves her in a wizard's tower
>returns with a spellbook and really large hat
>anon leaves her in the rain right outside
>she's still out there the next morning... only difference is that she's frowning now.
>the frown is what breaks anon into keeping her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685029
probably the size of a 6-ish year old

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685047
i would of sad the bakery gave her a bakers hat and an apron

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684751
What a tiresome man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685060
the bakery doesnt have any spare cloth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685022
>No story about the nice white hair lady who gives dolls to good little girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685052
I like to think they're same size as the robo maids that guy was making

[Anonymous No.]

>>43683928
RUN, AWAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685106
>robo maid guy is still going
I fear what kind of power this man would have if he had funding
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/75dB7o5toAA

[Anonymous No.]

what do you thing is MGE's most insidious corruption?
my moneys on living doll

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685141
Matango and Mad Hatters, pretty much TLoU: hentai edition

[Anonymous No.]

>New tv show call monsters in the wild.
>Danger dave expores the world showing the habititats and how monsters "hunt" humans
>Dispite his name dave is never in any actual danger
>He just sends two anons out, ones a "victim" and another to record said victim
Dave stays in a remote van away from trouble

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685176
its all fun and games until a monster actually wants dave regardless of where he is, and will track him down

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685176
Dave is a faggot. I will interview mamonos by myself and alone with a camera. In exchange, I will help the Mamono in her search for husband. That way no one will attack me and everyone will be happy. First documentary will be about snow ocelomeh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685176
>>43685197
I'd just marry a hakutaku
so while victim kun gets waifued we talk about the monsters traits at the scene without fear of getting jumped
"danger dave" more like "pussy dave"!

[Anonymous No.]

Dog girls are mans best friend with benefits!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685218
I will just wear some power armor and make my point clear really quickly. They will get a husband, it just won't be me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685273
power armours great an all until DE gets into it

[Anonymous No.]

You get an opportunity for a manticore wife, but she's Jewish. Yea or nay?

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like "living armour" is just the mens version of those hentais where the femles knights armour has tentacles in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685288
One of the worst mamono (sadistic and mean) and a fucking kike, wow what a deal...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685288
she she say "oy vey!" if you cum too quickly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685287
I don't like living armors but I can also find a husband for her. I just want to make documentaries, why do you try to make it so difficult

[Anonymous No.]

Manticores used to be super popular here. Like, fox level popular at one point.

But you hardly ever see them talked about any more, let alone people posting them or new art of them getting made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685312
anon this is the way the thread goes
anything a man does leads to insta-loss, heres your woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685308
Yes, and when you raging mushroom her. She'll say "it's annuda shoah!"
But when you impregnate her, she'll tease you about how your children will be Jewish too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685337
But why? I will marry a mamono, don't worry but first I want to learn and study them with harmless documentaries to share freely with everyone. It will make me stronger and smarter. Insta-loss is not my cup of tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685365
just go out and ask out a nice monster out on a date then, is that so hard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685384
I don't want a date, I just want to film Mamonos in theirs natural habitat.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I rid my home of a Phantom haunting it? She keeps pulling the cover off of me at night in the middle of my sleep and leaving lipstick marks on my cheeks. Yesterday she got particularly rowdy and made a glass cup fall off a counter and shatter because I turned her down when shr demanded I let her give me a ghost blowjob. Now she's saying she's going to rape me in my sleep and be my "sleep paralysis demon". Is there some kind of unburied remains hidden in the wall or something I can destroy or bury to make her go away? She's annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685186
>dave's monster is a massive fucking beastgirl (of your choice)
>she pushes the 10 foot height limit and has a strongfat build.
>can crush barrels like tin cans, boulders and cars are her average bench press.
>danger dave decides to go to her savannah one day.
>massive beastgirl decides that dave is a little bitch, and that he'll be HER little bitch.
>dave as usual sends out the two men
>massive beast girl pick them up like wet towels and asks one thing
>"where dave?"
>the two men point directly to dave's hideout without hesitation, she throws the men to her lesser kin.
>makes her way to dave's vehicle.
>the two instantly lock eyes once she's in range
>dave puts the petal to the metal and gets out quick. he gets away this time... all she can do is laugh as she summons her pack for a hunt.
>time and time again dave's recording locations are ambushed by the beastgirl and her pack before they can set up, the lessers getting mates while the trophy gets away.
>eventually the pack is all happily married, only the beastgirl remaining.
>volunteers for dave's show have also run dry.
>"s-surely she wont follow me into the artic!", he says behind clattering teeth.
>he's set up an interview with a married dormouse, the two will recreate their first encounter...
>before he gets close to the dormouse den the beastgirl drops down infront of him, the ground shaking and knocking dave on his feet
>the beastgirl's face is a mix of anger, lust, and happiness.
>anger and happiness both because the hunt has lasted so long.
>dave tries to run away, the beastgirl breaks into a full sprint.
>dave tries to use his smaller body to go through things to slow her down, the beast girl just breaks through everything from branches to logs to whole trees without even flinching
>dave is cornered on a cliff wall
>lust overtakes the beastgirl and she finally goes for the "kill"
>dave gets his happily ever after:
>the beastgirl's pack is more than happy to kidnap men for dave's show considering "all he's done for them"
>he doesnt have to worry about any more beast girls coming after him so he can be there to record for himself...
>and he has a really warm and cozy "bed" to sleep on when out in the field.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685529
thats the good ending
the bad ending is a monster hord going after dave led by a bicorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685441
maybe you could find a city monster that wants to go out to into the world and learn more about primal mamano that shun modern civilization?

[Anonymous No.]

>last game you played has at least one monster girl in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685568
>Pentiment
I can has art fairy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685568
>The new Starship Troopers game
So instead of a hoard of bugs trying to kill you it’s a hoard of bug girls trying to rape you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685568
>Stright fighter 6
liongirl marisa?
would be fitting for a woman that shouts "Take my love!" while punching you in the face

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685587
Jesus Christ how horrifying

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685562
Why do you want to force a mamono in my adventures ffs. I will just stay home, fuck it, no documentaries, no free husbands

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685652
>no learning
sad haku noises

[Anonymous No.]

>Walk inside circus tent for circus show
>No one around
>Completely dark
>Decide to poke around the center arena
>Spotlight turns on to reveal a bogie in a spot you swore no one was before
>Cartoonish battle music starts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9XiSaJbgVA&list=PLNvQcJ1tQe2RIkds3WWsOQ7LyKzMlewba&index=20

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685668
All try to make difficult.
>>43685568
Battlefield 4, don't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685568
>Amnesia: The Bunker
That would be great, actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685568
>team fortress 2
not much i can do with that. before that
>tears of the kingdom (piracy edition)
so we have
>golem girls
>larger golem girls
>bird girls
>fish girls
>pharaohs, but physically stronger and without godvoice
>sandsharks
>fat sandsharks
>zombie girls
>elves
>dragon girls
>centaured dragon girls with three heads
>glowing rabbit girls
>glowing deer girls
>glowing frog girls
>mineral frog girls
>larger mineral frog girls
>goat girls
>horse girls
>centaured lion girls
>fairies
>funny automatons
>goblins
>octopus girls
>orcs
>lizard girls
>skeleton girls of the above three
>big goblin girls
>giants
>slime girls
i think that covers just about everything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685728
oh right the bosses
>frozen dragon/bug hybrid
>arachnid golem girl
>flying zombie girl
>polluted octopus girl (dont worry she loves it)
>cyborg automaton. i guess? not really sure how else to make this one unique and stay within MGE's and the games themes.
>arch succubus girl
>abyssal succubus girl
>draconic succubus girl
>abyssal elf
and finally:
>linkle, the hero of alping. botw/totk's link was literally designed to be gender neutral so theres no chance that he wont alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685568
Cataclysm Dark Days ahead
Oh God, its actually horrifying if you think about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685022
Nice, living doll has 100% improved

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685568
>Pathfinder Wrath of the Righteous
Yes
In fact it has many of them.

[Anonymous No.]

Here is your government assigned gf, bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685965
I accept

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685965
>that title
shes not going to pee on my stuff is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685965
>search for sauce
>F*kku
fuck jewcob

[Anonymous No.]

>>43686005
Support the artist, boyim

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685965
What's the catch? FUTA? Femdom? Pegging? Snuff?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685568
>Monster Black Market
I'm not quite sure how that one would work out.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what, fuck it. Monster girls do love me, and monster girls love (you) too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43686115
You sound like a man about to walk into the demon realms without looking back

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685568
>Prknights
All but 3 female characters already qualify.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43686115
Now you're getting it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43686115
You're corrupted anon, I asking for an artillery strike on our position.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43686138
Who are the remaining three?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43686043
All at the same time of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>43686230
Two Rainbow 6 Siege characters who got isekaied into the setting and a furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>The Fairy Princess has offered to join your party!
>Level: 96
>Skills: Summon Magic Butterflies, Mass Greater Heal, Cleanse Water, Bloodrain of the Demon Prince Jaehar'yx, Fairy Dust Enchantment
>Would you like to add the Fairy Princess to your party?

[Anonymous No.]

Shogs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43686315

[Anonymous No.]

>>43686322

[Anonymous No.]

>>43686330
Worm

[Anonymous No.]

>>43686315
What's happening here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43679563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCpDUZy2OMs
THERE IS A HOLE IN A BUCKET

[Anonymous No.]

>>43686330
I want to make babies with a small goat

[Anonymous No.]

Massive hag saggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>43686315
this is fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>43686308
Sure, but if she AOEs everything I won't get much exp out of it due to the level difference.

[Breathfag No.]

>>43686399
>Grelia
Her breath smells of coffee and honey lemon cough drops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43686308
it's cool, i already got a healer

[Anonymous No.]

>>43686548
Kill yourself, subhuman scat shitposter

[Anonymous No.]

43686548
who the fuck asked you

[Breathfag No.]

>>43686596
I'm not depraved enough to enjoy scat or piss for that matter, but I appreciate the clever pun. Well done, fren

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685141
Abyssals like come on they are literally based off not just lovecraftian abominations but are also based off hentais that feature horrifying monsters fucking girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43686558
>the legs
>the hair
>the titties
>the height difference
Who is this

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43686460
How massive?

[Breathfag No.]

>>43686315
>>43686322
>>43686330
>>43686337
Where did you find these pics, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43686658
https://twitter.com/NRCKchan
no clue, here's the artist if you care. seems like a mixed bag

[Anonymous No.]

>>43686115
>t.incubus

[Anonymous No.]

>43686548
>43686617
>43686715
Neck yourself shit-eater

[Anonymous No.]

>>43686115
Who, me?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43686651
Except they love their husband unconditionally like every other monster in MGE. You can change back and forth whenever you want. It's also been said they do go on "lovey-dovey" dates in human form. The entries are extremely hyperbolic due to the Scholar not knowing much about them. Like everying in MGE it's gap moe at best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43686705
Massive enough to feed all the kids she wants (triple digits)

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43686758
It does make me wonder about this part since many things in MGE are hyperbolic.
>if one is able to recognize the true form of the one who lurks in the darkness and what he is doing with the young girl, the spectacle will be burned into one's mind, and they will be unable to maintain their sanity; or so it is said.
Where when it says they will be unable to maintain their sanity when they see the chaos incubus behind the Wendigo what it’s really talking about is they will desire a Wendigo and fall in love with the idea of being with a Wendigo.
Don’t know just like the idea Wendigos and their husbands are that powerful where they can make people come to their side by just looking at them long enough.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43686839
He's tweeted about abyssal sanity stuff before.
>理性がないので、デートしたくなったので、人間に戻って、恥ずかしがるお嫁さんをデートに連れ出しました！理性がないので、デート中むらっときたら多分どこかでお嫁さんとえろえろし始めます！図鑑世界の「理性ない」は大体こんな感じなので！
>Since I had no sanity, I wanted to go on a date, so I reverted to human form and took my embarrassed wife out on a date! Since I'm not a rational person, if I get horny during the date, I'll probably start groping my wife at some point! This is what the " without sanity" in the illustrated book world is usually like!
>https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1322388736378695682

[Breathfag No.]

>>43686852
Lizards have good tier breath. Nice and meaty. Goes good with their cool and slippery tongues for quick kisses

[Anonymous No.]

Had an absolutely insane dream being hunted in an aztec complex by the ocelomeh priests before getting rescued by the dragon fruit dragon from that one picture that was floating around recently

[Anonymous No.]

>>43686839
Sounds like it's the same kind of "monster uses her innate seduction nymphomancy to make her husband rape her" stuff the Alice and others do.

[Anonymous No.]

tfw a lilim visits you but she forgets to suppress her power and makes you faint and jizz uncontrollably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43686957
She better take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684805
I think monsters may have been willing to kill threats to their mates in the past, look at the hound profile for example

[Anonymous No.]

It's time to get into drawing dynamic posing of cute monster girl characters.
I have no idea where to start. But I am sure the threads many MG artists do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43686929
Yeah but unlike those other monsters and their husbands (You) can do it to others too. Which probably happens a lot with papa Wendi when he has too many daughters and not enough men to go around for his daughters to marry in the village. So he has to adventure out and guide unfortunate wandering anons to his daughters by just his otherworldly gaze alone so his daughters can have husbands themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43686957
>you mean they're not supposed to do that?
-some lilim

[Breathfag No.]

>>43686957
Lilims aren't worth a single sniff. Suboptimal breath.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>43686991
Euthanize yourself furfaggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>43687005
It literally says "or so it is said". Entries can contain hearsay or legends.The Atlach-Nacha entry says "There's a legend that says when this web is completed, the world will enter a time of destruction". Monsters don't use their seduction powers on anyone but their husband.

[Anonymous No.]

Beware the ocean depths, you might encounter things beyond your understanding

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43686827
When a monster's breasts defy gravity like this, it's usually a sign of evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43687087
Yeah true but I do like to imagine there is some truth to the legends like “the time of destruction” thing you mentioned with Nacha is really talking about a new abyssal demon realm will be built.

[Anonymous No.]

Mere female lizards

[Anonymous No.]

>>43687122
That be a penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43687163
And 3 female lizards

[Anonymous No.]

>>43687108
If a girl is too confident in her womanly assets, she is almost guaranteed to be the worst.
This goes for the lolis, too. I'm so tired of cheeky girls, big and small, that are rotten to the core.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43687172
And a potential 3 day ban.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43687188
>he does it for free

[Anonymous No.]

>>43687177
women should flaunt their biggest assets

[Anonymous No.]

>>43687200

[Anonymous No.]

>>43687200
This is the behavior of an untrustworthy skank
>>43687208
Slightly better but still a no good tricky fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685568
>Monster girl dreams
Hmmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>43687177
The logic checks out, girls that are clueless about their assets are the very nice and cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43687196
And only that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685568
>Yume Nikki
No, i dont like the ending

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685559
I love villainous evil bicorns

Magus if you're reading this please make more evil bicorns

[Anonymous No.]

>>43687121
He's said about the Mindflayer:
>マインドフレイアは某勢力なので文章を過激気味に書いたけど、実際ヤってる事はゲイザーあたりと似ている感 As for mindflayers, it is an unknown force, so I wrote the text with a radical feeling, but the sense is that what they are actually doing is roughly the same as gazer.
I don't even know what you think would even happen. Seeing a married monster naked enslaves you to them is well beyond what MGE and KC would allow. They aren't literally cosmic beings from Lovecraft. There is no "actually goes insane" in MGE. At best It could maybe make you maybe make someone more likely to seek out an unmarried Wendigo. But being able to actually see a married monster couple fucking that close would be insanely rare considering monsters in general have magic to make others ignore their bodies or public sex pretty much on by default.

[Anonymous No.]

That's it, I'm going to walk into dragonia, order the biggest bowl of dragon ramen topped with sliced sticky mushroom and cooked humpty egg slime, compliment the chef on a fantastic meal, and be stolen away by the malefic dragon ga'ardensina ramesa, dread gastronomer, happy to see someone swear fealty to her cooking

[Anonymous No.]

>>43686399
Big Titty Baphomets are made for throatfucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43687264
>There is no "actually goes insane" in MGE
Oh really then explain how I feel when I see malef brats acting like they’re better than me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43687264
>At best It could maybe make you maybe make someone more likely to seek out an unmarried Wendigo.
That is exactly what I’m talking about nothing about actually losing someone’s mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43687230
Yep. Especially if they stay clueless even when you take notice. At the very least, it's a sign of a pure heart, and at best it's a sign of temperance and consideration for others (when they know about it but don't flaunt it).
It contributes to depth of character, so they become more than just a walking slab of meat that wants to jump your bones. They can be a friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43687291
divine inspiration from mara

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43687291
Lightheaded because there's less blood going to your brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43687274
What, no spice? How typical

[Anonymous No.]

>>43687342
you can choose the extra toppings, but dragon chefs start to get insulted when you imply their dragons fire isn't hot enough for your meal

[Anonymous No.]

>>43687370
>imply their dragons fire isn't hot enough for your meal
What's the punishment for requesting a steak well done?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43687378
Their definition of "well done" is charred black.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43687378
Eye patch wearing angry salamander cook comes out to angrily smack you with a ladle while the hydra waiter just hands you a kids menu with a "do better next time!" Sticky note and a blank expression

[Anonymous No.]

>>43687264
I like to think of losing sanity equals going mad with lust for a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>43687378
Taste buds correction via forced feeding

[Anonymous No.]

>>43687414
Being held down and flanked by the tails of draconian succubi digging their tits into my shoulders while they take turns feeding me authentic local food and berating for my philistine tastes actually sounds quite nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>43683344
The sound of a kiki running is more terrifying than her actually running
click clack CLICK CLACK CLICKCLACKCLICKCLACK

[Anonymous No.]

>>43687477
omuukade on tile is pretty unnerving too

[Anonymous No.]

>>43687449
>tails
LEWD

[Anonymous No.]

>>43687301
>Especially if they stay clueless even when you take notice.
Damn airheaded loli monstergirl adventurers with their lewd body types, lewd female armor, tendencies to climb cliffs and bend over to check treasure chests in front of you, and liking to wrestle with you for practice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43683404
Architecture and building projects are probably my favourite world building aspect of mge. Imagine carving out colossal underground cities like fantasy dwarf holds or an undead city that's a mix between Victorian neo-Gothic architecture and 80s Miami with neon aesthetics. The possibilities are endless

[Anonymous No.]

>>43687539
Anon, at that point you need to consider she's just another brat playing the long game.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna wake up to find a Bogie, a Cheshire and a Bicorn all broke into my house and are fighting over who gets my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43687258
Imagine a Bicorn stepping on another monstergirl’s head to shove her down onto your cock as she protests and gags, the bicorn’s mana all over your cock corrupting her as you squirm against restraints and moan.
>”Don’t resist darling~ soon this slut will join the harem with the rest.”

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>>43684945
>have living doll gf that was born when a yurei-onna permanently merged with a kokeshi doll
>neighbors have to deal with my yells of "GHOST DOLL BLOWJOB WOO WOO WOO" on a daily, nightly and hourly basis

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>>43687608
Fucking hot

The inverse is also hot, a dude getting gangraped and corrupted by a gang with a bicorn leader. I can't believe how much I'm starting to like the damn horse. I don't even like centaurs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43684945
living doll but she's bigger than you

[Anonymous No.]

living doll but she's very flirty.

[Anonymous No.]

Living Dolls and Automatons are the very definition of build a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43687802
maybe bogeys too if he ever elaborates on the curious ogre

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>>43687758
>buy a new house on the cheap from tanuki saleswoman
>kinds cheap, bit worn down, but absolutely stunning exterior
>kept saying something about it being haunted but I bought spraycans of holy water
>cleaning it out, enter the attic to clear any bat/bug infestations
>kinda empty aside from old furniture, find a weird tall doll leaned on a chair
>a bit dusty, but very busty, and oddly beautiful in a forlorn kinda way
>picn it up to dust off/around and it collapses onto me
>freak out at how soft it feels and how sudden the movement was
>close the attic and resolve to clean it another day
>now I get the feeling of being watched, and phantom feelings of softness that go away when I turn around
Fuck bros, was the house actually haunted? Now I'm kinda scared to go back up there, but is just a doll, it's too soft to hurt me

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>>43687822
One of these days you're going to wake up, sitting the lap of the doll while she pampers you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43687822
Anon there's a magical ritual you can perform to remove any ghosts

First you lay down naked and speak aloud "I want a monster girl wife" and chant until you fall asleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>43687802
Build a harem workshop, make the same exact girl but as a golem, living doll, automaton, and then use all of their mana to make a chimera, go for the super Pygmalion harem

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>>43687881
Forgot to mention familiar, familiars are just made of straight up magic, right? Go crazier, make a cursed armor using the mana of your single(?) wife harem so it looks like her, obtain a shog that always looked like your wife what are you talking about, and maybe some other crafted MG I'm forgetting.

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>>43685695
What happens if I surrender and don't want to fight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43687980
Amazon press

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>>43687987
I expected a balloon animal, not rape...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688013
She'll balloon after riding you like an animal, at least?

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>>43687274
>no spices or herbs
>everything cooked or boiled to tastelessness
>strong alcohol and beers
>lots of sweets and bakeries based on some of the dragonian content
>insufferable superiority complex
Are dragonians just mge’s mountain belgians? If so, who’s got the equivalent of French cooking?

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>>43687727
Imagine an unmarked van drives up next to you and then you get punched in the chest by a Dark Elf and dragged in, held up by a bunch of giggling monstergirls as they pump you into their Bicorn boss' pussy while pumping you full of Apophis and Manticore venom.
>"Gotta get him nice and ready to get his brains fucked out once we get back to the hideout!"

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>>43688013
After you're a drooling mess she'll make you one
Remember anon the punchline to all clown jokes in MGE is rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>43687771
>No shortstack living doll who plants her gigantic ass on your lap and rides hard while making you grope her heaving tits
sucks.

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>>43687608
>Anon's Bicorn waifu sending out LivingDolls to all the local little mamono girls as school graduation gifts
>Anon wtf?
>Bic waifu - and now we wait, in a few weeks theyll all come back bringing fresh harem-meat
>Anon gets a loli mamono harem
>Hfw they all want Blackhoss pony rides after sexx

[Anonymous No.]

What's the worst case of flanderization for this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688100
you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43687561
>just another brat playing the long game.
Nah, the pure-hearted girls passively seducing by accident are just even more dangerous than the brats being actively seductive.

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>>43688096
>Not having her bring every single human cougar in the area to corrupt them all into fat titty ara-ara harem.
WEAK, THE SABBATH IS WEAK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43687980
do you know how to ride a unicycle?
if so, you can impress and you too can go on a unicycle date

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688100
You

[Anonymous No.]

What's better?
>Overly flirtatious MG that loves teasing and tempting you non-stop with her lewdness
>Kind and soft-spoken MG that rarely makes the first move outside the bedroom, and is content to hold your hand, rest on your shoulder, etc. and have conversations with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688210
confident women are simply better

[Anonymous No.]

>>43686028
I mean you mock that but then also shit on ai art

[Anonymous No.]

>>43687771
Ribinngu Dorru is my favorite inanimate object

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688210
I like the second one with some gentle flirting and teasing here and there.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm trying to change my sleep ryhtyhm for night shift and it's just awful. Fucking Vampires

[Anonymous No.]

>>43687771
>Those nails
Who gave the Living Doll the Jiangshi nail poison?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688344
Vampires

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>>43688345
A Jiangshi, she had some extra.

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>>43688352
Yes, Vampires. Children of the Night.

[Anonymous No.]

Automaton's emotionless stare really puts me on edge sometimes, there's just something so sinister about her expression. Like she's planning something awful but hiding her intentions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688352
What about them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688210
An outright rapist beats both, leave the small talk and getting to know each other after the deed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688381
Imagine a monstergirl dragging you into an alley, calling you "husband" and then raping you until it's dark out before hauling you back to your house, proving she's been stalking you for weeks.

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>>43686788

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Enough with the fucking rape junk already, it's not funny. Rape is not fucking funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688406
Where do you think you are

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688344
Turn off blue light filters and keep yourself distracted, if you feel yourself dozing off splash water on your face. Keep in mind that it's worth it, nocturnal girls tend to be the best ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688145
Yeah, she can bring in other mamonos, I just wanted the Hfw all the lolis wanted pony-rides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688210
For me it's the sweet and demure MG that is a complete and utter degenerate behind closed doors.

[Anonymous No.]

Shut the fuck up about rape already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688397
>Rapes you in an alley, takes you home and then begins making you dinner
Got to keep your strength up for round 3-6

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688434
More like rounds 55-100

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688412
Probably a new shitpost tactic but I guess it could be a lost retarded newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688439
Still human at the start anon, incubization wouldn't give you that level of performance yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688424
I’m gonna rape the monster girl instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688447
That's what black market Manticore Venom is for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688424
uh oh, looks like someone needs rape correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688457
Nah, I prefer the hyperborean pre rape drink mix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688462
I mostly drink pure abyssal water, though it does have certain side effects where I wouldn’t recommend it for the average anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna be gangraped by a bunch of smug monstergirls. I want my face buried under a Cheshire dumptruck while an even bigger Kakuen ass slams against my hips. I wanna be held down by a Hellhound while a Bogie and a Manticore whisper the lewdest things possible into my ears. I want my thighs kissed by a Raiju and a Creeping Coin while a Redcap plays with my balls.
I wanna be desperately addicted to them and cum in all of them dozens of times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688451
Monsters that make men rape them are my favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to pet a Chimera and kiss her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688439
Way to fuck a guy into a coma. I bet there will be a nightmare waiting for that to happen so she can sneak in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688494
t. least mentally ill femdomfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688510
Chimaeras are very underrated.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh my god, it's the maledom shitposter. Or at least an imitator. This place really does never change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688578
Their initial design does them no favors at all.

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>>43688587
I don't care, I get to rub her fluffy ears and tease her cute horns and she has two nice, fuzzy legs that she can wrap around my head. You wouldn't tell a MG interested in you after the portals open that you can't date them because "their design does them no favors".
I WILL love Chimaera.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688585
https://files.catbox.moe/so6aoj.jpg

Time to break out this oldie from the /a/ days since this is how I imagine the shitposters react every time they're called out.

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>>43688618
I'm not going to stop you. There's just a reason why they aren't too popular is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688615
I wonder what having a Bicorn childhood friend would be like. Blushing and insisting she doesn't like you and that her trying to play matchmaker with you and the other girls is a coincidence.
It'd probably lead to a surprisingly wholesome Bicorn harem when you all grow up.

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>>43688585
What are you doing about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688585
Wut?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688618
>wouldn't tell a MG interested in you after the portals open that you can't date them because "their design does them no favors".
You bet I will, I will get what I want and nothing else. >>43688618

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688424
Uh oh bratty anon need correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688696
Rape correction is a really annoying meme...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688681
Don't reply to dumb shitposters trying to start stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

Mental healing correction is where it’s at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688730
WHO ARE THE SHITPOSTERS?

[Anonymous No.]

Is this the optimal way for a Monster to wake her husband up in the morning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688738
Both. Nobody cares about maledom vs femdom. The whole thing reeks of samefaging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688736
Ms flayer will help

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688755
Anubis giving in to her desires is cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688736
some sort of reverse mindbreak

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688855
Wouldn't that just be called a mindfix?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688855
>Ms flayer is chuckling evilly to herself as she fills your mind with self love and confidence
>She'll be there with you every step of the way making sure you heal past your old scars

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688866
evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688416
>all the lolis wanted pony-rides
Single Aunty-Bicorn plays daycare with all the daughters of the neighborhood, all the kids love her, she is playing the really long game

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[Anonymous No.]

I want to see a Creeping Coin get smugger and smugger as she makes bigger and bigger offers for my virginity and watches my refusals get weaker and weaker until I willingly let her make me her slave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688933
>A little more baklavaaaaa

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688900
she plays some weird games

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43688948
those wily foxes are at it again!

[Anonymous No.]

I appear to have found chesh in Minecraft pornography
strange.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688969
might be the roblox one

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43689021
Look at that dork, What's she gonna use those shoes for later? What a waste of money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43685568
>Meet Your Maker
Technically it already does. The only real difference is that now the Chimera is a cute anime girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689032
the tentacle wrap around the leg is very nice.
least possessive kraken

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>>43689119
It's a fav of mine
Picrel

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>>43688696
The context of that image is hilarious because she's basically a church provided Creeping Coin for the boy's family to pay their tithe through the seed of his loins.

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[Anonymous No.]

Guys I think my apophis has autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689178
She's doing the demon lord's work

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689232
Tithe and breed. Breed and tithe. Sometimes but not always both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689178
i like church enforcers

[Anonymous No.]

>>43675640
Every single waifufag I know is into ntr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689252
Sharing is caring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689252
If everyone you hang out with is into ntr, that says as much about you as it does about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689252
Okay? we weren’t even asking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689269
That's true.
I wonder how many well known artists or commers lurk these threads. I've got most of the big name commission sluts on my fl already.

[Anonymous No.]

Thread is about to die, don't mind the trolls. No not the good trolls who smell nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689252
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689252
The lich and gazer fags literally asked for people to remove art from the mega
You are a silly

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689247
Cute art

[Anonymous No.]

>>43675640
Why is Alice so racist against foxes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689295
Why did Chesh take off her pants

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689319
Based. Remove all shit art from the mega.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689336
>shittiest waifu ever butthurt about best waifus

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689347
envy suits her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689343
The baphomet gallery would be destitute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689351
Shut up mick

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689341
it's harder to convince her to keep them on

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689336
Because she's based
Never trust them, I'd sooner trust Chesh

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689343
I don't think it was shit art, or cuckshit it was art they commed of their waifu or some shit

[Anonymous No.]

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>>43689336
My goofy ass thought MGQ was a spin-off of MGE for the longest time. That MGQ was prehistoric times of MGE, which it’s kinda funny now thinking about it since didn’t KC work a little bit on MGQ at least for the art stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

Consider 20 hours of sleep per day

[Anonymous No.]

Damn lewd holy foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689371
So did I lmao MGE was my first introduction and since the fanbases of both were in the same places most of the time in that era I just thought MGE was like ancient first DL breaking the cycle shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689319
Dono about gazer fag but Lich fag is 100% into some weird shit. Wouldn't surprise me to learn he's actually in the closet about liking NTR and just really tries to act like he hates it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689361
Cheshire is plenty trustworthy, just know she's a bit of a prankster. She never means harm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689371
people still mix up ilias with mge

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43689402
I like to imagine ilias is the older lazy sister of the new chief god. That I headcanon the main characters of MGQ are in MGE but they’re waterdowned versions of themselves where Luka is in a happy relationship with Alice in the MGE world and is now a incubus at this point and isn’t experiencing all the bull bull in the main games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689386
What kinda weird shit? I'm into weird shit too but hate NTR.
>>43689402
Does the CG even have a name?

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>>43689393
Never, one time that damn cat and I planned a prank on a hellhound by replacing her beef jerky with dried mushrooms
She didn't tell me they were raging ones I almost got raped by a pissed off dog

[Anonymous No.]

Is it ironic if I'm a vorefag strictly but look down on and despise stuff like ntr, futa, bodily substance fetishes, foot stuff and such?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689440
What if the CG is just a powered up human woman the whole entire time rather than a non human like a angel and has the most basic name of all time like Mindy or Stella that would be a funny reveal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689457
Most people here will say no, I personally don't care so long as you aren't a murderfag or anything like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689457
Ironic? ehh, not really.
Hypocritical? Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689466
I hate fatal, I only like endo and sometimes reformation so I'm probably in the clear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689482
Yeah I don't mind, but bear in mind these threads are a lil.... neurotic sometimes. Don't bring it up if you aren't ready to get at least a lil shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689457
Is the such you’re talking about Transformation fetishes. Because that’s what I am into I’m kinda a power fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689380
Jokes on her, she seems flat as a board so I'm immune to her gestures.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do so many anons here despise futa so much? They put it in the same league as gore and snuff and NTR, why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689482
There’s threads specifically for that so I would post that stuff there instead of here.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to water your plants

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689512
Umm penis gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689512
Anyone who likes futa is a closet homosexual. You're gay nigger, own it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689512
Because we an’t gay it’s that simple. I don’t give a fuck what futafags think you’re all closeted homosexuals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689512
The funny part about it is that a lot of people here actually like futa but simply don't talk about it for obvious reasons, I just find that funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689528
Yo do we have the same mind lmao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689541
Cap.

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>>43689512
Maybe because if your only possible recourse to the idea of a dominant woman in a same sex scenario is to slap a penis on her, you might be a closeted homosexual. Futa is without irony boring, gore and snuff tends to be over the top edgy because Billy thinks Hellraiser is an accurate representation of violent eroticism, and NTR is a fetish for actual subhumans.

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>>43689512
Because it's gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>Think about insect type MG
>gutter instantly assumes i will be trapped in a hive and forced to breed nonstop with the queen to make workers
what a terrible fate

[Anonymous No.]

Why do you people keep responding to them when you could be posting elves?

[Anonymous No.]

Wow the thread quality sure nosedived fast after the irish retard's ban ran out

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689566
Because we’re bored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689561
>Not wanting to be a brood father to spiders
Weak

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689580
Spiders trigger my flight or fight response

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689566
Cause elves are gayer than futa
Post evil girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689566
What is there to post about knife ears? They are barely monsters at all. If you ask me giving them voting rights was a mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689591
better spread your genes before it's too late

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689591
>Spiders trigger my flight or fight response
Spiderbait

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689603
what do you mean anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689561
>NO NOT THE BEES!
>AAAAH THEY'RE IN MY PANTS! MY PANTS!
>AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGH!

[Anonymous No.]

getting dommed by genki gyaru dark elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689561
Moths don't have hives and queens, dummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689612
the fear could make you nut harder

[Anonymous No.]

Slapping an Anubis' ass while she's in the middle of sorting her schedule!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689628
bees are sweet little cuddlebugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689566

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>>43689512
If can't have Ryona you will never have futa, stupid faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689594

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>>43689594

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>>43689628
>Small bees about half your size working together to undress you, giving you foreplay, and moving your body against the queens for sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689512
Dicks don't belong on chicks, simple as.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689721
Correct, they belong in them

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689643
Weirdly found this though it isn’t about moths but spiders that mimic ants when I was looking up if there was any moths that acted like ants because I’ve found some surprising stuff before with animals but this time found nothing.
https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/07/13/537081375/if-it-walks-like-an-ant-you-probably-wouldnt-eat-it-or-so-these-spiders-hope

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689732
double forgotten

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689732
>spiders that mimic ants
Yeah, we know those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689741
I would be happy as a neet hubby with an ant arachne

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689645
and thats a good thing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689643
Also found there is a moth that looks like a bee called the Narrow-bordered Bee Hawk-moth.
https://files.catbox.moe/ec2y1o.jpeg

[Anonymous No.]

I will get a job at an oil rig or as a freighter worker or enlist in the navy so I'm constantly on the move and on the job, then thirsty monsters will have no choice but to accept my excuse of not having any time for settling down and getting married and having kids. I don't want kids so this will work.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be the ancient evil and lose to the weresheep cleric that shows me the power of friendship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689566

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>>43689756
your ship will sink and you will get dragged to atlantis

[Anonymous No.]

I’m gonna reenact hentai scenes I saw years ago with abyssal elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689653
Either you get to enjoy some early morning anussy or you get assigned to dickthrone duty for the rest of the day, you can't go wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689778
Basedddd

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689756
You can always carry a fairy in your pocket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689791
Just make sure it is a fairy and not a pixie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689791
Anon don't be silly, you can't carry your wife with you on the job, let alone the fact you can't impregnate a Fairy anyway as your dick wouldn't fit in her small vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girls like surgical scars?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689810
Are you the same anon who had to get tumor surgery or something hope you’re doing well if you’re the same guy.
But to answer your question probably a lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689810
Zombies don't care because they're disfigured.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689810
Any monster that would think "I can fix him", which is basically all of them.
But going into specifics I'm sure the grelia sabbath specially appreciates scars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689810
Lich would find them fascinating and keep pestering you to let her experiment on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689849
That would depend on what kind of experiments those would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689858
Fighting an army of mantis-women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689867
That doesn't sound particularly scientific

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689756
They'll travel with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689873
it's highly scientific

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689883
>cave in and allow your mamono wife to go with you
>soon after she says this job is too dangerous for you until you Incubize and she starts doing the job for you
>foreman doesn't give a fuck and is happy, she can do twice as much work as you do without even breaking a sweat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689873
Don't question the scientist anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689896
>>43689898
I don't care what she says, surviving skin cancer doesn't equate to an increase of my combat capabilities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689907
the real science was bolstering her army of insect woman along the way

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689939
Why does a lich have an army of insect women?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689948
science

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689948
Science isn't about "why", it's about "why not?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689952
fair enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689948
Infusing a lot of human women with mantis mana was an important experiment.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't get why people dislike Gazer. She's really considerate and thoughtful, just rough around the edges.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689942
This is some cringe anti-Gazer propaganda. She isn't nearly so demanding

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689960
I don't have any strong feelings toward gazers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689960
She a fat and needs to lose weight

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689960
nasty personality, goo is kind of gross, great smile
i'd probably marry one if i ran into her but i wouldn't go looking for her.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I went to the Desert Kingdom to see the pyramids and this Anubis tour guide told me I was cute but I told her I only like human women and she gave this really disappointed look. Thankfully I hear Anubises are really autistic about their work so she likely won't try shirking her job or changing her schedule to come after me, right? It wouldn't make sense for her to so I'll be fine. Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690021
Oh don't worry she won't, however her lamia and Sphinx friend will get you for her and leave you tied to her bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690035
Should I seek protection with the police or hire a bodyguard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689896
need to make countless broods with

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>>43690053
The police are all bought anon, best to just hide and leave as soon as you can
Better hope she didn't mana mark you

[Anonymous No.]

>got a sea bishop on the internet threatening to rape me for posting a meme making fun of poseidon
Pffft yeah right, I'm miles and miles and miles away from the coasts on LAND, what are you going to do, crawl to me slowly and dry up in the sun? Stupid fishies LOL

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690174
poseidons domains include the ocean, earthquakes and horses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690178
All things that Poseidon FUCKS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690174
>yfw that sea bishop shows up at your doorstep with a fish bowl-like helmet full of water

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689512
Americans literally don't understand its a fictional sex and call trannies futanari too. So every time its mentioned the discussion spirals into identity politics and shitflinging.
It's no secret a lot of thread regulars like futa, but don't talk about it, for obvious reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43686315
why does shog have a gun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43688406
>it’s another “newfag thinks mg rape is actual rape” thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690240
>A lot of thread regulars like futanari
You're so full of shit I could stack you out front and sell you as fertilizer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690262
It is actual rape but that's what makes it funny

[Anonymous No.]

43690240
Or you could just admit you're a fag, that would probably be easier than projecting your gayness on others.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not getting baited by this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Sane people have decided not to discuss futa in these threads because it just isn't worth the autistic screeching.

It's a fetish not everyone has or likes. That's all there is to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690277
such practical jokesters, those monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690174
Anon, you ever see those leg potions for lamias before? Btw she had an IP grabber

[Anonymous No.]

>43690240
>43690294
Don't try to pretend you faggots are some kind of a silent majority here

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690262
Might be the futafag too I just have that feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690277
it's cultural exchange

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690316
I think the irishman is cycling through different baits trying to get a bite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690359
inb4 he demands a gorillion dollars to cure his ED or some shit and he'll pinky promise to stop

[Anonymous No.]

>getting into a heated argument with an arrogant salamander
>"I'm going to rape you, human!"
>"No, I'm going to rape YOU!"
>"No way! I'll rape you!"
>"I'll rape you first!"
>"I'll rape you so hard you never walk again!"
>"I'll rape the fire off your tail!"
>"Nuh uh, I can't be raped, I do the raping!"
>"You wouldn't handle being fingered, I'm so gonna rape you!"
>"You couldn't rape the broad side of a barn!"
>"You're all talk and no rape!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690359
Might be, for he did admit he does come here to just make these threads a living hell shit it wouldn’t surprise me he’s friends with breathfag and are working together in secret to bring down the quality of these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690359
Can we fast-forward to the deranged off-topic image spam?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690393
Don't just say it, show her you mean it and do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690358
>Getting mercilessly kissed
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690393
>argument about whose the bigger raper just ends in passionate kissing and consensual lovemaking with salamander chan
Best end

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690393
ever the sportsman, the lizard allows you to take the first shot

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690316
Nah I'm the futa fag, never posted it here just never really understood why it got so much hatred to be on par with literal cuckolding and shit y'know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690542
I'm going to level with you. This thread is prone to overreacting, so that's one part.
Then you have people really not liking fetishes they aren't into.
Then you have the split on /d/, which some people might still be sore about.
And then you have Bob and his nonsense from the old days.

tl;dr
It isn't worth the headache to discuss futa here. Just stick to the designated thread on /d/

[Anonymous No.]

Are you sure you want to live among the dark elves? They're probably deformed from all the inbreeding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690542
So, let me guess, you on the right?

[Anonymous No.]

Stupid Hebi takes me sharing some Onigiri with her as a marriage proposal and coilfucks me before I even realize it. Why are they like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690607
Hebis are very sneaky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690607
Hebis just know a good man when they see them

[Anonymous No.]

So there's many ways to get a shirohebi's attention and favor, but what kind of person would you have to be for one to show absolutely no interest in you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690607
>smile at nureonago cashier
slimewife will beat you home (so she can have dinner ready)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690643
Real answer? Not fated to marry a hebi.
Non-cop out answer? Foxbait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690643
A breath fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690607
If a hot girl showed me any kindness of her own will like sharing food with me, I'd be thinking of a name for our firstborn, so I can't blame the Shirohebi.

[Anonymous No.]

>catch the elevator door for a blue office demon so she doesn't miss it
>she starts giving me kisses until we reach the next floor
Damn Monsters taking little gestures as invitations

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690688
>Taking the elevator in an MG office building.
Right up there with riding the subway instead of a bike on bad ideas that will get you attacked

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690688
>get on elevator
>9 tailed fox's sheer mass of fluff pushes you up against the side
>arachne was taking up most of the floorspace but kindly crawled up the wall to hang off the ceiling
>lamia sets off the weight limit alarm
>dark slime waits until the door closes and corners you
>lilim stares at the floor and doesn't do anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690688
That's why do you don't do little acts of kindness with monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690718
>new elevator installed
>it's actually a mimic

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690718
>>lilim stares at the floor and doesn't do anything
What is she planning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690730
>there's a new elevator where a janitors closet used to be
>express elevator! single men only
seems legit

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690680
That's why so many are working on improving their cooking skills before the portal happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690718
If you do not Spider-Man kiss Miss Arachne you are a FOOL. DO IT, ANON. Become the Mary Jane to her Tobey Maguire Spider-Man.

[Breathfag No.]

>>43690718
>Arachne in an elevator
That's a major red flag. They typically take the stairs or just climb down the side of the building.

Same does for slimes, though they use the pipes instead of climbing down the building

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to relax chat with an MG without thinking about sex for once. No teasing or seducing. No lewd magic. Nothing that would make me IMAGINE.
Just a nice and peaceful moment of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690790
that's what the afterglow is for

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690652
They always seem to work at retail or where there's lots of people around. How interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690796
How do I know she's an MGE girl and not some twisted ero-doujin girl that will use and abuse me in the bad way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690806
if you can't control your own fantasies i have no help for you

[Anonymous No.]

Which mg would be the hardest to clean if you had to bathe them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690829
sandworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690829
Dorome

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690832
You need to control the storms to clean a woman like her, that I bet all the husbands of sandworms are weather wizards.

[Anonymous No.]

Incubization is supposed to subtly alter the man, so does that mean I could finally gain height?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690435
>>43690511
>"well c'mon then lad, show me how you rape."
>"nah i think you should take the first shot lass."
>"no, i dont think i will"
>"then what will we do?"
>"i'll be taking you out on a fancy and lovely date to get in the mood!"
>"uh-huh and then what?"
>"we'll go somewhere private to see who's the better raper"
>they never had sex and instead calmly fell asleep in each other's arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690860
Yes men can change according to their wive's tastes as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690860
Yes if that is your fantasy where you can morph your size that one day your 4’9” another day you’re 8 feet tall and if you’re a chaos incubus you can go even crazier than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690860
Depends. I think KC's explanation is something like you have an effect on your spouse, and vice-versa.
Me personally? I like to think that other than being in generally better shape, not much would change about me, because I'd feel bad if a woman married me and then immediately decided I need to be like a 6' tall beefcake with a malt liquor bottle for a dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690886
Geeze, I just want to be a head taller than my waifu without her being 4'2. For crazy stuff I'd just drink a potion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690894
I think most men just get immortalized since monsters live longer than men with some getting power skills of transformations to do different things in sex.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690596
eww

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690898
being king of the shortstacks doesn't sound so bad

[Anonymous No.]

Me calmly explaining to a Baphomet that she's too short and I can't marry her because I don't like short girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690972
was the name of this artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691016
https://twitter.com/OniTengu0

[Anonymous No.]

mama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690978
being tall just makes goats want to climb you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691040
She sees you as a pet anon…

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691058
hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691052
I am not tall and still want goats to climb me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691040
Getting snuggled by a hag of this size...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690396
Probably a trio of soggy shoggy, starchy, and breathfag all things considered

[Anonymous No.]

give me synopsis for mg story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691040
>>43691104
Mommyshit sucks and you should be ashamed of yourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691198
Anti-ntr hellhound sex impregnation

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691212
Mommy shit is great and you just need a mommy with more legs and fewer tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691040

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691233
I'd prefer a big sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691233
auntsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691233
I already have a Mom and I don't want to fuck her.
>>43691259
I'm more okay with this. Not ideal but I won't violently resist.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691212
mommy stuff is great... unconditional praise and love from a much, much older fox... being a fox hag's little kit...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691058
>Being the pet of a 3meter fox
I am ok with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691280
can you imagine what that sweater looks like while she's not wearing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691295
I wanna try turning the tables on her.

[Anonymous No.]

Your place is beneath a hag, squishing you while she rubs her cheek all over you like a cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691295
I wanna try embracing my fate with her and letting her pamper me while I lie in her lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43690832
>Not keeping an industrial-size tank of mouthwash on you at all times
These temperate-zoners wouldn’t last an hour on the Pharaoh’s sands

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691259
>>43691285
onee-sans are powerful contenders in the race for anon-kun's virginity...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691285
Eh, to each their own. I just like women who are a little dominant and mommy-shaped.
Maybe even... mominant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691306
I have to assume she isn't as strong as a Hellhound, so you might have a chance, a chance even if slim as she is still a big ass fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691087
A goat who cannot headbutt is no true goat at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691259
i will never watch this

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691321
By the will of Big Sister, you will be given a mom you *do* want to fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691345
Miss Goat can still deliver the most powerful headbutt.
> Miss goat gently boops your forehead with hers.
> You give her a chaste kiss on the forehead and cuddle with her in bed.
> You're asleep within minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691307
how dire

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691386
An incapacitating blow...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691331
Hahahahahaha you would think so but that's where I draw the line. I reject mommyshit entirely, but my tolerance for onee-chan runs out the the minute she switches from friendliness to putting the moves on me.
I have self-worth issues, trust issues, and paranoia that crop up immediately whenever lewdness is involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691333
Liches do not need breasts that big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691396
She's part cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691396
She needs them for her, uh... experiments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691405
How is Lich supposed to float if she has those weighing her down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691395
All I read was "I am in severe need of correction"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691405

[Anonymous No.]

Are cows the most powerful race?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691198
MGE? Demon lord’s personality influences all monsters. Typical rpg until Hero and his Succubus wife defeat it. Succubus wife becomes demon lord, all monster turn into cute, faithful, anti ntr and polygamy (for the most part) monster girls. Suddenly the demon’s faction becomes super popular and now they want to conquer the world and fill it with love and sex. Chief god is typical puritan church. Only problem is only girls are born from monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691395
>spoiler
oh dear, im afraid the hags have gone feral...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691421
Iirc KC said the only girls being born thing is a temporary problem (and you can get sons anyways under special circumstances)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691395
>spoiler
Oh, I see. So you were hagbait all along?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691395
Gazer Mommy will teach you to trust mommy will always take of you.
And you will always "take care" of Mommy. With your dick. Gazer Mommy needs you to know this'll be with your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691419
succs are more ubiquitous but it's really easy to dual class into cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691436
Yeah he mentioned once the monster eventually conquer the world human males or rather incubus would start being born. My question is if these would be born incubus or get gradually transformed as normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691443
>sweaterhag geizah
please... i'm too weak...

[Anonymous No.]

If you have a wife phoenix are you immortal in the sense that you just become young when you die?

[Anonymous No.]

How do we stop hags?
They're becoming too strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>church and chief god are.... LE EVIL

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691463
it's far too late for that, anon.
just accept your fate as a hag's beloved boytoy. you will be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691460
Oh, then she can fix that sweater problem for you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691469
you're not going to get any (You)s like that, Ms. Valkyrie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691348
was planning on watching it, does it have some garbage in it that I need to know about first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691463
Kill them I’m picking violence tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691411
On some level you are probably right, but not from some old and saggy bitch
>>43691435
>>43691439
Hags have weak joints, and my fit tomboy onee-chan (that respects my boundaries) taught me some MMA holds. Back off, hags, or you'll be needing another hip replacement
>>43691443
Starting with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691381
***meant for >>43691285

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691462
you can tether each others lives together so sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691484
The only mother I'd fuck is the mother of my children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691490
you'll make the mother superior sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691293
thinking about a fox calling me 'kit' or 'cub' makes me blush...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691381
i need older women in my life, I need an adoptive momster and auntster

[Anonymous No.]

I’m gonna take down the Chief god and become the new Chief god and rule the earth!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691490
Oh, don't worry. That'll be true soon enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691478
it has isekai in the title, thats enough for me to avoid.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I will defeat the Chief God and shackle her as my prisoner and turn her into a living battery for a cosmic engine of my design and then set off with her in my starship designed by Gremlins I paid and leave this universe. I will set out onto a great voyage in the void where I will find my own empty lot in the nothingness and then using my Chief God slave's divine powers to fuel my cosmic creation engine I will create my own universe with my own rules where I will be the law, where I am god. I will seed life into this new universe, humans and celestials and more, and I will tyrannically rule them forever, conducting endless tests on them and performing harvests using their life forces as a source of energy for my endeavors. My Chief God slave will be in immense torture every time I forcefully extract and use her powers but she is just a battery so it will not matter to me. If the Demon Lord or any other foolish gods dares try to follow me into my own world I will destroy them. I will not be anyone's slave, I will not bow to the rules of any other, I will carve my own path and make my own rules. I will be my own creator, I will be iMMORTAL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691481
Phase 3 of Gazer Mommy battle is NSFW.
https://files.catbox.moe/glbtbu.png

[Anonymous No.]

Which MG is the fattest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43689686
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/108845287

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691463
Volunteer to help increase sabbath numbers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691566
ur mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691293
You had to bring foxes into this. You just had to. I'm not falling for their tricks. That hag would rob me of my freedom, my dignity, my mind, my humanity, my life and even my soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691463
You don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691579
well yeah, that ones a vtuber or something so she's extra evil. and not even the good kind of evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691562
Damn dude calm down, chief god is a bitch but she doesn't deserve that
You're going full final fantasy villain there

[Anonymous No.]

Post best MGE story you ever read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691579
Foxes do all kinds of things! They lead day-to-day lives of normalcy and are not some group of absurdly controlling weirdos like those awful, AWFUL sneks. They're the duplicitous ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691562
Ok Zanza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691593
I will not because it has futa in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691602
How do I get these stickers for WhatsApp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691593
Honestly? It's probably journey of the magi, I can't really read it because it makes me feel really upset to the point of tears sometimes but it's a good story. It fucked me up hard when I finished it
Either that or the Dom shog one from spidernon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691565
Like I said, the only mommy I want is the mother of my children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691605
I don’t mind as long as it wholesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691589
>>43691603
I want to be bad. I want to be callous. I want to be PURE EVIL and GRIMDARK..
Monsters wouldn't let me do that in their world, so I will go make my own world where I can be as evil as I like, and in return I deal with the Chief God and they get to have the rest of humanity. Is this not a good trade off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691579
>you WILL fall for her tricks
>you WILL lose your freedom
>you WILL be loved
>you WILL be happy
maybe she will be merciful and only coddle you a little if you give in without a fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691562
I would just make her into a broodmother who will give birth to my mutated monstrous offspring who will take over the world after I gain true absolute divine power. That enough of women in charge as gods it’s time for things to change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691621
>How to get raped by interdimensional abyssal monsters

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be ensnared by a kejourou

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691588
'v-tuber'? hush. no such thing. you must still be loopy from all that pain medication they gave you... does your head still hurt, kit? can you feel the bump? no? you worried me, you know. c'mere kit, come into mommy's arms...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691624
Can I get a shog instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691671
the government won't tell you this, but shogs are free. you can scrape them off the ground outside and take them home and nobody can stop you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691663
she can really latch onto your face if she wants to kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691666
No! Resist the foxes evil temptations anon, if you go into her arms you'll become a slave to her love

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691678
Y'know that's a really funny visual of some dude just grabbing shog goo and taking it home

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691702
just add water

[Anonymous No.]

thinking about those strongfat cyclops sweaty bodies from working the forge all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691624
I won't. I can't. Not for my own sake, but for her sake as well.
I would eternally resent that one that shattered my pride. On some subconscious level I would always be plotting vengeance. I could bury that under a sweet dream or happiness and love, but one day I would wake up. And I'm truly terrified of what I would do then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691712
Translation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691702
>That pic
I can only see that is her transformed husband she is sitting on, I can’t unsee it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691666
Satan Fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691741
>>43691695
Like all foxes, she is extremely trustworthy. Nothing bad will happen if you go into her arms. Don't you want to be loved?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691723
They do good work and are good girls.
Great wife material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691415

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691692

>subtly and silently raises her hair, applies lipstick
>quickly wraps it around the back of your head
>you're pull away no matter how you try
>By the time she's done with you, you're covered in kiss marks.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine the Chief God herself raping you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691771
Anons don't listen to him, he's been enthralled by mofu and will drag you into the deepest depths of addiction and depravity
Never trust a fox ever

[Anonymous No.]

Yamato Nadeshiko is the only archetype for me. With maybe some tsun thrown in for flavor.
Hags need not apply.

[Anonymous No.]

At what times is the thread most active?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691847
Randomly throughout the day, typically when certain undesirables are absent

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691841
better than being raped by a human but that's not saying much

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691841
No mortal man could handle such a rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691956
source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691844
i'll probably trust a fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691973
i think its a steam game.

[Anonymous No.]

Look at her. Sitting there. What fiendish plots is she coming up with? What devilish scheme, what conniving subterfuge? How could anyone trust such a creature?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43692033
>Head empty
>Only marriage

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that even the big, terrifying oni wife will start blushing at husbando cooking.
Bonus points if its her favorite dish.

[Breathfag No.]

>>43691565
Ghoul breath top tier. Best undead breath. Even better than pharaoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691976
>Looks at fox
>Translates description
Sometimes my Fox Trustworthiness Assessment gets a reading so crazy I don't know what to think. I hope I never meet a fox like this, because as much as I dislike foxes, I don't think I could hold out for long. Also, source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43692086
Nevermind I found it. I really like girls with distinctive eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691774
Hardworking wholesome cyclops gets mogged by stinky NEET gazer for having fewer eyes. Many such cases!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43692257
My waifu is not a NEET. She does basically the same stuff as Cyclops for a living, but with magical tools and items instead of weapons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43692345
my waifu could beat up your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691562
Based beyond beliefs, would join in his adventure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43691723
Mmmm metal fumes.