/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.55854708]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.55854780]

Stocks

[Anonymous No.55854782]

Financial death has arrived...You should have prepared...

[Anonymous No.55854784]

BUY THE DIP GUIYS

[Anonymous No.55854792]

I WARNED ABOUT THE SWEATY HOUR

[Anonymous No.55854794]

It's time...

[Anonymous No.55854795]

Did you sell and buy puts yet? You're not a dipshit holding are you? You're not a dipshit buying the "dip" are you?

[Anonymous No.55854796]

>>55854782
>SOXS still under $40
I sleep

[Anonymous No.55854797]

N V D AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55854800]

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
SUFFOCATION NO BREATHING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

https://youtu.be/j0lSpNtjPM8

[Anonymous No.55854802]

It's our time now

[Anonymous No.55854803]

>forgot subject
Fuck me

[Anonymous No.55854806]

MUMU ARE YOU OK?!

[Anonymous No.55854807]

The /smg/ discord is on fire today

https://files.catbox.moe/d3pw2z.mp4

[Anonymous No.55854810]

>>55854803
ya dun goof'd

[Anonymous No.55854811]

Bearish on WMT but I don't have the testicular capacity to buy puts also I want to sleep in tomorrow

[Anonymous No.55854812]

>>55854708
Bitches really can't put their phone down for even a second can they? The girl that works for me, her phone is constantly dead. She always has it on the charger and I can't get in contact with her easily because of it. I really don't get it. Phones are cool and all but they aren't that interesting

[Anonymous No.55854820]

>>55854807
discord trannies please go

[Anonymous No.55854821]

Is this /smg/?

[Anonymous No.55854822]

NO SURVIVORS

[Anonymous No.55854823]

MAMA MIA THAT'S A SPICY SOUR HOUR

[Anonymous No.55854827]

>>55854812
Phones are pretty much trash for everything but calls and texts.

[Anonymous No.55854831]

holy fucking shit bond yields

[Anonymous No.55854832]

Shedcucks are you winning yet? Will you be able to cover all the medical bills?

[Anonymous No.55854833]

Two weeks ago my account was in the 500's. Now it's in the high 400's. Anons....

[Anonymous No.55854845]

AAPL IS STILL TRADING AT 30X EARNINGS AND THE EARNINGS HAVEN'T BEEN REVISED DOWN YET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55854848]

>>55854708
Its time to say goodbye bulls

https://youtu.be/KvrtexjN9qo?t=151

[Anonymous No.55854858]

>>55854848

[Anonymous No.55854862]

Everything is going exactly as I planned.

[Anonymous No.55854865]

>>55854832
I don't even know what this means schizo

[Anonymous No.55854866]

Oh wow puts are prrrrrrinting
Don't feel so bad anymore

[Anonymous No.55854867]

>>55854832
its ok i made up a fake social now i dont have to pay any bills. jews hate this one weird trick

[Anonymous No.55854871]

You're laughing? Boomers and elderly are losing their pensions and 401ks and youre laughing?

[Anonymous No.55854876]

>>55854865
What's it mean?
>two weeks is already here.

[Anonymous No.55854882]

>>55854858
Hank was captured and is now in a Colorado wildlife sanctuary. No, I am not kidding.

[Anonymous No.55854891]

Is options anon in here? How's that long going?

[Anonymous No.55854894]

>>55854871
Not only am I laughing I'm outright celebrating and dancing

[Anonymous No.55854896]

[Anonymous No.55854897]

Wen pop?

[Anonymous No.55854901]

>>55854750
>Why does every major tech firm have an indian CEO? What makes indians so much better at tech? Is it the poo?
Indians are incredibly racist and instinctively want to create and promote teams of exclusively jeets. It probably stems from their ingrained belief in the caste system.
A few of them have the actual competence to get into positions of power and then they secretly push to outsource everything to India, so then only other Indians will want to take on the roles managing that shit. There's more to it, but that's the basic concept. It's all a big scheme.

In reality though, most good tech startups are not run by these immigrants. When they take power, you can see the core culture slowly decay and the company just turns to total shit. There's a major distinction between intelligence in terms of ability to follow instructions, and innovation mindsets stemming from entrepreneurial spirit.

Small disclaimer - I'm referring primarily to the immigrants in this post. 2nd gen American-born Indians are culturally identical to anyone else in this country. Perhaps superior even, since they're directly inheriting DNA from the top 1% that managed to immigrate here in the first place. This effect is a major reason the US economy will continue to lead the world for decades to come. We steal the best talent, and then trap them with absurd exit taxes if they ever want to leave.

[Anonymous No.55854907]

>>55854891
Weren't people here shilling selling puts? KEK

[Anonymous No.55854910]

>>55854780
Love how they made his eyes more squinty for an asian ad

[Anonymous No.55854919]

>>55854910
BIRU GATE SAMA

[Anonymous No.55854932]

What's the crab called?

[Anonymous No.55854934]

>>55854876
I see, so it's just more schizo babble. You ever consider he fact our kids are consuming mass amounts of corn syrup and microplastics? GMO garbage, SSRIs, horrendous air and water quality, and you're focused on some vaccine people took 2 years ago? You need to up your schizo game bro.

[Anonymous No.55854938]

Chemed Corporation (CHE) has two businesses:
>hospices
>plumbing

[Anonymous No.55854940]

Why do they fake recoveries mondays? Last 2 mondays, these little bumps. Faggots, wanna bait you.

[Anonymous No.55854946]

Will they even have time to be able to shed on the wagies that survive??

[Anonymous No.55854953]

T S L AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ELOOOONNNNNNNNNN DOOO SOMETHING

[Anonymous No.55854962]

>>55854940
As I said many times, it's the fed trying to prop up the market and trying to keep people from selling.

[Anonymous No.55854965]

>>55854934
>some vaccine people took 2 years ago?
Damn... memory of a gold fish... I have a stock to sell you.

[Anonymous No.55854967]

whores will be the last class to suffer in democracy

[Anonymous No.55854972]

>>55854806
kek!

[Anonymous No.55854982]

>>55854907
Nah, nah first he went YOLO short and printed like 40% of his account but then he went long... Flew too close to the sun

[Anonymous No.55854995]

>>55854965
I already own BBBYQ but thanks anyway

[Anonymous No.55855007]

30 more minutes to sell, it will be lower tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.55855015]

[Anonymous No.55855017]

>>55855007
i'm buying

[Anonymous No.55855024]

Hey namefag where'd you go

[Anonymous No.55855026]

>VIX COMPUTER
VIX COMPUTER
>VIX COMPUTER
VIX COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.55855035]

>>55855017
Make sure to buy on leverage.

[Anonymous No.55855037]

>>55855017
Your funeral mumu

[Anonymous No.55855051]

>>55855026
It was 20 in late May

[Anonymous No.55855057]

i got 4 points on ES, that's 200 dollars for me

[Anonymous No.55855056]

>>55854995
TBEV
Its going to be as safe and effective of an investment as injecting (some)thing into your arm at a circle K.

[Anonymous No.55855058]

I bought some 441 calls for tomorrow.
Thx

[Anonymous No.55855065]

>>55855056
>circle K parking lot
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

[Anonymous No.55855075]

>>55855056
No such ticker exists. Are you so schizo you're making up stock tickers now too?

[Anonymous No.55855078]

UPGRADE THE PRICE TARGET OF NVIDIA TO 1 MILLION RIGHT FUCKING NOW

[Anonymous No.55855077]

>>55855058
Waiting for a red close to buy 1dte calls, hoping to bounce off 338 support

[Anonymous No.55855098]

>>55855017
Smart, as long as your time horizon is longer than 2 months.
Bobo might get his little dump back to 4200 but eventually the weight of 2 trillion dollars of deficit spending will give us the liquidity we need to pump back higher.

[Anonymous No.55855100]

>>55855078
It will after it's 1000:1 reverse split

[Anonymous No.55855104]

>>55855075
TBEV is about to fucking break out you vaxxrat, check the chart.

[Anonymous No.55855110]

>>55855098
No, its stupid. If people sold now they could buy back in cheaper later.

[Anonymous No.55855117]

this market reminds me of the good ol days of 2022 when my folio would dump every day

[Anonymous No.55855123]

>>55855037
Holy fuck

[Anonymous No.55855125]

>>55855104
>OTC shitcoin
Fucking kek. I need to counter your schizo trolling with CRBPajeet. Are you here my caramel delight? Sometimes you can only cure cancer with more cancer. Start sperging out about white people or something

[Anonymous No.55855133]

Interesting how fake GDP forecasts and employment data is being used to show the greatness of Bidenomics. But that same fake data means that yields will go higher and cause the world economy to crash

[Anonymous No.55855138]

>>55855117
Rofl what a shit show of a year.

[Anonymous No.55855142]

whats more interesting is how nvidia has no price action and just moves with the s&p
fake and gay bullshit

[Anonymous No.55855144]

>>55855110
It will only get cheaper if people sell for cheaper. What you're suggesting is similar to suggesting someone should buy a pump and dump because they can sell it to someone else for more.
There is a certain rational basis for doing so, but the net effect is that on average people making such plays face losses.

Much easier to ignore that noise, buy comfortably, and then walk away 5-10 years from now significantly wealthier.

[Anonymous No.55855145]

>>55855133
Never doubt the good guys chud.

[Anonymous No.55855149]

>>55854934
lmao, I can sense the regret

[Anonymous No.55855155]

>>55855117
good times

[Anonymous No.55855159]

>>55855078
NVDA 1k EOD

[Anonymous No.55855164]

>>55855125
>Trolling
Oh, its not me trolling buddy
>they changed the definition of trolling last night
https://www.wbaltv.com/article/biden-town-hall-vaccine-covid-19-pandemic/37096843

[Anonymous No.55855167]

>>55855142
The Fed would already be contemplating rate cuts and QE if AI retards didn't pump the stock market near all time highs. I can't wait until NVDA crashes back down to $100

[Anonymous No.55855169]

>>55855098
Probably not even to 4200 but still ways to go short term. Anyone "buying the dip" in the next 2 weeks is gonna get rekt.

[Anonymous No.55855176]

>>55855145

[Anonymous No.55855177]

>>55854901
>We steal the best talent, and then trap them with absurd exit taxes if they ever want to leave.
based USA

[Anonymous No.55855184]

>>55854934

[Anonymous No.55855185]

>>55855164
You /pol/ schizos told me 70% of the population was supposed to be dead 2 years ago. Then you moved the goal post 2 dozen times. Just remember, /pol/ is never right and nothing ever happens.

[Anonymous No.55855187]

>>55854907
This environment is the best kind for selling puts assuming you aren't a retard with your strikes
It's worse than just holding in bull environment and gets blown out in a vertical crash

[Anonymous No.55855191]

>>55855144
Get your retarded Warren Buffet logic in the trash where it belongs. People who make money in the market going both ways are the real stars. Sell the tops and buys the bottoms. Its better to take 1% loss than hold down to a 20% loss. Its better to buy and make 50% gains than constantly dip buying for a 18% gain.

[Anonymous No.55855196]

That's it. I can't cover my margin. It's over

[Anonymous No.55855200]

Should I flip into calls

[Anonymous No.55855204]

>>55855185
let me ask you, do you believe that the metrics reported on the economic calandar are not fudged or dressed up to look one way or the other?
Surly, they wouldn't change the definition of recession or vaccine would they?

[Anonymous No.55855206]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.55855211]

>>55855200
You should flip your phone onto its charger

[Anonymous No.55855215]

>>55855196
F
I tried warning you yesterday anon about the margin yolo's

[Anonymous No.55855221]

>>55855196
>p-p-please I have some pokeman cards I can sell, pleeeeeease miss brokerrrr

[Anonymous No.55855227]

>>55855200
No.

[Anonymous No.55855228]

>>55855191
This reply confirms you didn't even understand my post. That's ok though. I have faith someday you'll learn.
Some people win at the poker table, others go bust. The only guarantee is that the casino always gets its rake fee.

[Anonymous No.55855230]

>>55855196
This is unironically how the vaxxrats feel right now.

[Anonymous No.55855231]

And just like that, we're back. Cisco saved the market.

[Anonymous No.55855234]

FAGGOT NIGGER STOCK MARKET

[Anonymous No.55855241]

>>55855187
Wouldn't you get blown out in a crash by selling puts even harder?

[Anonymous No.55855246]

>>55854708
look at this homo cant even bake properly

[Anonymous No.55855269]

I'm getting super giga unheemed

[Anonymous No.55855272]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.55855271]

NVDA WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55855273]

[Anonymous No.55855278]

>treasury yields accelerating
How much longer until something breaks?

[Anonymous No.55855285]

>>55855272
>-1.15%

[Anonymous No.55855286]

>>55855241
that's what I meant, bearish crab down is optimal so you're not exposed to the underlying losses, not missing unrealized gains, but it'll still expire OTM
if it blows past your strike you get heemed

[Anonymous No.55855287]

Selling into the close

[Anonymous No.55855289]

>>55855278
Unironically 2 weeks.

[Anonymous No.55855296]

>>55855196
how much did you lose? did you learn anything?

[Anonymous No.55855297]

>>55855200
yes definitely give away all your profit

[Anonymous No.55855304]

[Anonymous No.55855305]

>>55855272
-0.02% I may never recover from this.

[Anonymous No.55855312]

[Anonymous No.55855313]

AYO WSG NIGGAS? THERE’S AN UNUSUAL % OF PUTS RIGHT NOW FOR NVDA AND AMD, I HOPE YA’LL BOBOS ARE READY TO GET LIQUIDATED. YA’LLS MARKET MAKERS WILL BE PUMPING THE MARKETS AND LIQUIDATE YOUR SHORTS, IN FAVOR OF THEIR HOMIE GEORGE SOROS. BILLIONAIRES AND A BUNCH OF OTHER INSTITUTIONS ARE GOING LONG ON THOSE STOCKS. THEY’RE WAITING FOR THAT SHORT SQUEEZE AND EXIT.

[Anonymous No.55855319]

>>55855228
No, you're just stupid.

[Anonymous No.55855326]

>>55855286
Why not sell calls in such a bearish crab environment? Aren't you essentially betting it doesn't go ABOVE your strike/target?

[Anonymous No.55855328]

>>55855272
My shorts aren't big enough to cover all the heeming I suffered in these past 2 months.

[Anonymous No.55855329]

>>55855319
Cool

[Anonymous No.55855331]

>>55854708
A lot of people in the financial world and government are jagoffs

[Anonymous No.55855336]

>>55855272
It's ok, it will go up tomorrow

[Anonymous No.55855348]

>>55855272
I was up $900 and down $600 throughout the day
I ended at -$20 overall lmao
I'd say that a win for me, it could've been so much wrose

[Anonymous No.55855353]

>>55855272
-4.05 gme
sold off my bbbyq for a little over 1.5k of profit, may entertain jumping back in

[Anonymous No.55855354]

check out the after hours bear trap/deep stop loss raid on MULN

[Anonymous No.55855355]

>no thread title
i fucking swear to fuck what is wrong with you

[Anonymous No.55855356]

>>55855272

im down about tree fiddy on my long today

[Anonymous No.55855360]

>>55855328
>I have obviously
Lmao that piece of shit. It's not obvious. Yes, the parents will tell him to keep studying. Most parents would do, I think. But he makes it sound like it's a given.

[Anonymous No.55855363]

>>55855355
see
>>55855319
this applies to us all

[Anonymous No.55855373]

>>55855272
-1.72%
Made a little money on HE today though

[Anonymous No.55855379]

We're clearing making lower lows and lower highs on the daily, yet people insist we're in a bull market still.

What's this phenomenon called?

[Anonymous No.55855381]

>>55855360
It's the same arrogance that makes someone gamble away their parents life savings in the first place

[Anonymous No.55855388]

>>55855379
its a plot on a popular graph that gets circulated here that shows an event horizon if you will.

[Anonymous No.55855398]

>>55855379
Healthy correction. Unironically.

[Anonymous No.55855399]

My GF took me to Oppenheimer, what did Jpow say for the sour hour?

[Anonymous No.55855406]

>>55855379
Typically it's called consolidation, or crabbing

[Anonymous No.55855408]

>>55855399
checked, hikes will continue until morale improves

[Anonymous No.55855410]

I love volatility

[Anonymous No.55855422]

>>55855410
oof

[Anonymous No.55855444]

>>55855379
yes for 3 weeks. before that we went up 5 months about. with some red in between.

[Anonymous No.55855445]

>>55855410
Anon did you just completely wipe yourself out...?

[Anonymous No.55855455]

>>55855445
No.. my account went up 26k in value today yo goofsus. 77k is in cash 4k in calls.

[Anonymous No.55855458]

>>55855326
You can and credit spreads would be better that put selling right now, just saying market declines don't matter for theta plays unless they're very rapid

[Anonymous No.55855470]

aaaaaa

[Anonymous No.55855474]

>>55855410
why the fuck would you buy calls, are you retarded? the only thing that has the possibility of going up is NVDA next week.

[Anonymous No.55855476]

>>55855159
250 EOY

[Anonymous No.55855481]

im so tempted to go all in for some oil swing trades

[Anonymous No.55855485]

>>55855272
-0.01%
Pretty solid considering the indexes

[Anonymous No.55855492]

>>55855408
>checked, hikes will continue until morale improves
Where are all the mumus who told me this shits priced in?
>>55855445
I yolo'd a G into HE. Some times you just have to be a degenerate gambler.

[Anonymous No.55855508]

>>55855399
Fuck your calls

[Anonymous No.55855536]

>>55855474
Idk anon. Feelin kinda froggy, been pretty good at calling this market lately

[Anonymous No.55855539]

bounce off this support

[Anonymous No.55855547]

If bond prices don't increase for the next week or two we will see more bank failures. Who's next?

[Anonymous No.55855550]

>>55855455
What does that -85k mean

[Anonymous No.55855575]

>>55855550
Umm my positions peak value today - the current positions I think.
Account value = current position + cash.
Net change is what you see next to account

[Anonymous No.55855578]

>>55855550
Fucking kek, retards can't wrap their heads around just buying and holding.
>I thought I was a trading genius
Can you I shine how goddamn I sufferable that redditors just have been irl? They are already insufferable by default. Glad that faggot lost everything

[Anonymous No.55855602]

>>55855444
true, but market selloffs take out price much more faster than it took to go on the way up.

[Anonymous No.55855626]

>>55855575
So where do you see the market in the next week, next month?

[Anonymous No.55855630]

>CSCO
Fuck bros…

[Anonymous No.55855647]

Might convert the portfolio into bonds etf and interest rate hedge etf not sure. Going to monitor their performance more over the next few days.

[Anonymous No.55855650]

>>55854901
>Indians are incredibly racist and instinctively want to create and promote teams of exclusively jeets. It probably stems from their ingrained belief in the caste system.
>A few of them have the actual competence to get into positions of power and then they secretly push to outsource everything to India, so then only other Indians will want to take on the roles managing that shit. There's more to it, but that's the basic concept. It's all a big scheme.
I still just think White ethnic groups need to do the same thing again, and it's kind of embarrassing to see some of them justify not doing when you can literally see them get locked out in real time.

[Anonymous No.55855678]

>>55855630
Aaaaaaand we’re back

[Anonymous No.55855717]

>>55855272
+3.2%. Sweaty hour was the big oof.

[Anonymous No.55855724]

Great day lads
I'll probably cum a little if we nasdump to 360 tomorrow
>it's gonna pump hurr durr
That's what you retards said yesterday

[Anonymous No.55855729]

>>55855626
Maybe down a bit more but I believe spy will go up during the last week of the month and start of September. Maybe not to same peak of 460 on spy but boy do they love pumping until the end. Find the February 2020 article from Apple about I phone production and profits due to covid then see how market behaved.
Some panic now and it is warranted. But wait until no news days and the steady uptrend will return

[Anonymous No.55855749]

>>55855272
+0.06 thanks to a little green BOIL, KOLD, and UNG (yep), UCO, YANG, VZ, and a quick little bity TTOO scalp.

[Anonymous No.55855786]

Name a more badass stock than CSCO

[Anonymous No.55855788]

Reminder to wait for baggies to make the right shoulder to dump on them

[Anonymous No.55855792]

>>55855272
I’m down .6% but I exited TTOO with a profit across the board, so really what I’m holding is down but I made money today

[Anonymous No.55855816]

>>55855786
BOIL by such a long way it can't be measured with present human tech.

[Anonymous No.55855837]

>>55855792
yeah, no, that's not how it copes.

[Anonymous No.55855861]

>>55854940
ITS CALLED PLUNGE PROTECTION NIGGER USA USA USA

[Anonymous No.55855878]

*ahem*

Need I say more?

[Anonymous No.55855880]

>>55855878
actually you do
the charts months out of date at this point

[Anonymous No.55855881]

HOLY FUCK, MY AC BROKE
AHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.55855884]

>>55855145
>>55855176
Are we #winning

[Anonymous No.55855895]

>>55855880
You really don't get it and that's why you will keep losing money trying to hold onto this sinking ship.

[Anonymous No.55855907]

>>55855881
now THIS is an economic disaster
>>55855895
buddy, i closed out a put position at close today for 75% gains lol

[Anonymous No.55855918]

>>55855907
So you admit I'm right

[Anonymous No.55855933]

>>55855918
you didnt even make that image
it objectively doesnt look like the meme anymore
it needs updated. that is all
how right you are can only be validated by your portfolio.
that.is.all

[Anonymous No.55855944]

>>55855933
The amount of mental gymnastics you have to come up with to just say that it's going down back to 2008 valuations is astonishing.

[Anonymous No.55855950]

>>55855724
The mood has changed. Every pump is now an opportunity to short for big money.

[Anonymous No.55855962]

>>55855944
bet you tomorrow and friday are bounce days and you get really freakin mad!
that

is

all

[Anonymous No.55855966]

>>55854708
What the fuck is that retarded cunt doing???

[Anonymous No.55855974]

>>55855966
displaying that she has more leg strength than you, lower your tone when speaking about my wife

[Anonymous No.55855998]

>>55855966
Women are actually birds.

[Anonymous No.55856018]

>>55855998
Women aren't real, anon.

[Anonymous No.55856067]

I hecking love convexity. This would have been unga bunga disasterous a couple rate hikes ago

[Anonymous No.55856094]

AMD down 4% on quite literally no news is absurd and all of you faggots acting like that's totally fine deserve to once again have your shorts rekt. What a coincidence that semis take a fat dump right after Buffett and Soros buy in...... Either they're wrong or retail bears are. Lol.

[Anonymous No.55856109]

>>55856094
Who the fuck buys chips when they could be buying routers instead?

[Anonymous No.55856112]

>>55855881
it’s over

[Anonymous No.55856124]

>>55856018
b-but I’ve had sex with a woman.. right?

[Anonymous No.55856137]

>>55856094
>NO NEWS
People are getting repetitive.

[Anonymous No.55856154]

>>55856094
What a pile of shit, I hate myself for FOMOing

[Anonymous No.55856156]

What's up with PYPL? The chart looks NASTY

[Anonymous No.55856170]

>>55856124
You know those movies where one character turns out to not be real?

[Anonymous No.55856177]

>>55856137
Quite literally no negative news though. In fact, the only news about AMD has been objectively good. People shorting it to death are fucking retarded.

>>55856154
So Buffett and Soros are wrong?

[Anonymous No.55856181]

>>55856156
They literally threatened to confiscate funds from their customers for “misinformation”

[Anonymous No.55856182]

>>55856156
Boosted on covid online commerce spike. Dumped. That's about it. There are a few other online retailers that have that chart.

[Anonymous No.55856192]

>>55856181
There was also that

[Anonymous No.55856194]

>>55856177
You don't understand how the markets work. To answer your question, yes. I am smarter than them.

[Anonymous No.55856201]

>>55856170
oh shit, did I have sex with you bro?

[Anonymous No.55856206]

>>55856201
No it was the couch you dummy.

[Anonymous No.55856235]

>>55856206
thank you for opening my eyes, friend
I will have to marry my couch for they/them’s honor

[Anonymous No.55856273]

>>55856094
NO
NEWS
WHATSOEVER

[Anonymous No.55856282]

>>55856094
Aaaah now these are some genuine mumu tears
Keep 'em coming anon

[Anonymous No.55856296]

>>55856156
I slurped. The market is wrong.

[Anonymous No.55856308]

>>55856296
For the Love of God please be real

[Anonymous No.55856347]

>>55856296
As Benjamin Graham once said
>The market is the blackest gorilla nigger of all time and you must remind him as such.

[Anonymous No.55856362]

>>55856156
Paypal sent me an email a couple of years back saying they were closing my account. They gave no reason and said I couldn't appeal. Fuck em.

[Anonymous No.55856377]

>>55856362
>Some rando sends me $200 on Paypal a few years back
>I'm like WTF and they request a refund
>I have to eat like a $20 transaction fee
I'm still mad and don't use their shit anymore

[Anonymous No.55856402]

>trying to eat healthy
>cook up some potatoes and ahi tuna
>1 bite and suddenly want to turn my insides out
>been the 5th time this year ive wanted to throw up and 1 actual time i did after never throwing up for past 22 years.
Remember bros health is the best return on investment you can ever get. My stomach is killing me right now.

[Anonymous No.55856426]

>>55855966
The Shitting and Pissing 500

[Anonymous No.55856440]

>get some money on Paypal
>try to withdraw
>2-month withdrawal lock

>someone sends me 1.9k mistakenly
>sends me couple messages requesting I send it back, eventually threatens lawsuit
>I do nothing
>paypal tells me to send the funds back
>I do nothing
>paypal sends the funds back and locks my account
Why do blue companies do this thing where they tell you to do something which is 100% in their power to do and eventually they are gonna do anyways?

[Anonymous No.55856442]

>>55856347
What does that mean?

[Anonymous No.55856458]

>>55856442
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Market

[Anonymous No.55856461]

>>55856402
That's cool
I got a coupon for a quarter pounder so I'm having McGoySlop for dinner

[Anonymous No.55856479]

>>55856461
Isnt goyslop pricey these days? Fastfood hasnt really seemed cheap since 2021.

[Anonymous No.55856483]

>>55856402
Why are potatoes making you nauseous? Are you undercooking them?

[Anonymous No.55856486]

>>55856377
fees are refunded when you use the refund feature

[Anonymous No.55856502]

>>55856402
>When appearing shortly after a meal, nausea or vomiting may be caused by food poisoning, gastritis (inflammation of the stomach lining), an ulcer, or bulimia.

maybe its gastritis

[Anonymous No.55856503]

What's the damage and have you panic sold?
I'm down $3000 including what im gonna have to pay in taxes and just sold everything.

[Anonymous No.55856504]

>>55856486
Not in my case, Peter Thiel or possibly Elon.

[Anonymous No.55856509]

>>55856503
yeah I sold short. You should be a bear in a bear market and a bull in a bull market.

[/smg/ Stock Market General No.55856520]

>>55854708
>Never Bake Again Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.55856532]

>>55856503
Down 21% or about $4200 over the last month. Still up 92% for the year though so lol fuck this dumb shit I'm buying more

[Anonymous No.55856559]

>>55856483
>>55856502
no clue. its been multiple different things. Yeah im thinking gastritis too.

[Anonymous No.55856572]

>>55856458
thank you

[Anonymous No.55856592]

>>55856479
Yeah it's not cheap anymore
But feeling good today so I'll do a $9 (CAD) burger. They also don't charge extra for upsized coffee outside of breakfast which is great.

[Anonymous No.55856630]

>>55856520
Someone managed to fuck up baking harder than me
Impressive, very nice

[Anonymous No.55856640]

>>55856458
I still need to read this

[Anonymous No.55856652]

>The July meeting was held before the release of data that showed key price measures falling this summer alongside ebbing job creation. But both the Fed staff's analysis and the views of policymakers showed a potential "soft landing" taking shape, with ongoing job gains and economic growth and some faith that inflation will continue to decline.

>While participants "stressed" the need for continued progress to become comfortable that inflation would return to the Fed's 2% target, they also "cited a number of tentative signs that inflation pressures could be abating," from slowed shelter inflation to lowered measures of inflation expectations in recent surveys.

>Cautionary voices about the effects of continued monetary tightening appeared to play a more prominent role in the debate at last month's meeting, an indication that the spread of opinion at the Fed has widened as policymakers weigh evidence that inflation is falling and judge the potential damage to jobs and economic growth if rates are raised higher than necessary.

Zero reason for the market to shit all day on Fed minutes like this

[Anonymous No.55856754]

>>55856592
>My Taco Bell order is now $13
I can afford it but what in the hell?

[Anonymous No.55856765]

>>55856652
Why is the Feds fund rate more important than rising bond yields?
This is all quite confusing.

[Anonymous No.55856810]

>>55856479
Yeah, got jack in the box for lunch and it was like 12 bucks.
>rip dollar menus

[Anonymous No.55856825]

>>55855974

[Anonymous No.55856849]

I bought 30k worth of UPRO today afterhours. And I really like gym girls.

[Anonymous No.55856868]

>>55856849
>he bought the """dip"""
lmao

[HumbleAndHonestBull No.55856879]

NVDA to $600 the day after earnings. Bobos WILL be heemed.

[Anonymous No.55856996]

Looks like people calling for more CHOP CHOP

[Anonymous No.55857027]

>>55856849
>>55856868
Niggers who post women and don't have the sauce in the file name deserve to be shot

[Anonymous No.55857056]

>>55856996
Oooooo puties...

[Anonymous No.55857114]

>>55857027
Just enjoy the view and relax. Knowing that you've invested incredibly intelligently. Hopefully. Probably not.

[Anonymous No.55857191]

>>55857027
>a bloo bloo
Sauce is instagram, first grill is Sara Saffari, second is monicaagranda

[Anonymous No.55857216]

>>55856996
looks like nothing happened after the last times this happened

[Anonymous No.55857278]

>>55857114
KO women
Rape women
Leave

[Anonymous No.55857295]

Principial these kids aren't stupid, they're mexican!
https://youtube.com/shorts/uTukbfcagOE
Maybe GOOG aren't so bad they're recommending me some hilarious shorts

[Anonymous No.55857322]

>>55855536
How did you manage to get that ? Options ?
I am short on TSLA from 273 but I get nothing from it, short gains are hard capped

[Anonymous No.55857424]

>>55857216
Ultimately it doesn't matter but shows what people are thinking. It could swap tomorrow durring premarket.

[Anonymous No.55857479]

>>55854822
Why are they crashing into the San Diego Convention Center?

[Anonymous No.55857480]

>GOLDMAN BLAMES ZERO-DAY OPTIONS FOR FUELING S&P 500 SELLOFF; IMPACT FURTHER AMPLIFIED WHEN MARKET LIQUIDITY IS WORSENING
(You) DID THIS

[Anonymous No.55857505]

>>55857480
Burry fanboys are accomplishing what GME fags couldn't finish

[Anonymous No.55857509]

>>55857278
This makes zero sense, how in the fuck would I Coca Cola a woman?

[Anonymous No.55857551]

>>55857480
https://archive.is/yyOy8 btw
how do you measure "liquidity"? I want to see the "liquidity" line go down in real time

[Anonymous No.55857557]

>>55857480
But zero day options have literally been one of the things holding up this dogshit gay ass market with constant manipulation towards max pain.

[Anonymous No.55857679]

>>55857557
I LOVE SPLIT THREADS SO FUCKING MUCH

[Anonymous No.55857696]

>>55855626
>diversifying
>into more elaborate crypto scams
wew

[Anonymous No.55857745]

>>55857505
Bobo's will destroy the markets, but will they truly feel satisfied after? Will they have a purpose after the fact?

[Anonymous No.55857746]

thread is moving too slow everyone will find out i'm a gay bear

[Anonymous No.55857768]

>>55856282
>suttin
>wid
>styll
what the fuck is all this?
>sell most of my shoes
ah.

[Anonymous No.55857822]

>>55857745
Because all mumus will have killed themselves there won't be anyone left to care. So no they won't have purpose and will be damned to live life as normies.

[Anonymous No.55857887]

I want to see SPY 300 bobo.

[Anonymous No.55858310]

>>55856559
try going carnivore for a while. no spices, just salt + water + meat

[Anonymous No.55858461]

>>55857887
>rolling

haha faggot

[Anonymous No.55858516]

>>55858310
eh idk. the past few times ive been sick its always been meat involved except for 1 instance. And thats chicken, beef, and fish both tuna and salmon.

[Anonymous No.55858648]

>>55857557
Max pain schizo, are you aware 60% of the market is traded on private venues?

[Anonymous No.55858670]

>>55856503
I'm short and having a great month.

[Anonymous No.55858737]

>>55854782
https://www.asiamarkets.com/chinese-trust-companies-on-the-brink-looming-bankruptcies-bigger-than-evergrande/

this is the big one. prepare your anuses. follow Michael Burry he is Noah and the water is coming.

[Anonymous No.55858753]

>>55855037
brutal

[Anonymous No.55858799]

>>55858737
The "China fear" is it's own sub genre in journalism. And with journalism I of course mean making up stuff to get clicks

[Anonymous No.55858817]

>>55857887
for me it's #26. i <3 my self!
because i think positivity is important and it would be a great way to have a regular positive affirmation everytime i looked down at my wrist. thank you

[Anonymous No.55858829]

>>55858817
you can't just choose one you just rolled 17 and that makes you gay

[Anonymous No.55858849]

>>55858817
>>55858829
Maybe he himself is a ladyboy

[Anonymous No.55858853]

if you don't think china (read: the zionist freemasonic central bankers who run china and every other faction) would crash its own economy using these ticking time bombs of debt, right before the BRICS summit, then you are dumb

it's literally the same playbook as releasing covid COVID. even without the tinfoil hat schizo stuff about all sides being controlled by powerful interests and all of world politics and economics being kabuki theater, it's still true. literally 5th generation warfare, literal doctrine of bth the US/NATO and Chinese and Russian militaries, utilizing non-kinetic weapons (including markets) to win wars without firing a bullet

september is going to be the month it happens. BRICS summit next week as the China debt contagion grows, more countries announce recession, more banks and companies are downgraded by ratings agencies (who all glow), and then in september 15 years exactly after the 2008 crash, kaboom

>tldr 4-6 more weeks

[Anonymous No.55858855]

>>55858849
But that would still be gay.

[Anonymous No.55858869]

>>55858829
i don't understand, what do you mean? roll like with dice?

ok if i can't have 26 i want I Have Good AIDS because I support harm reduction and inclusive public health policy. every human is worthy of dignity and respect.

Or maybe #66, I <3 Elephant. Majestic creatures. If you ever get to see one in real life, make sure to look into its eyes for a minute. There's real intelligence there- they have a soul. All God's creatures are holy.

[Anonymous No.55858906]

/smg/ never fails to make me feel smart

[Anonymous No.55858915]

making money in the market is so fucking easy yeah

[Anonymous No.55859180]

>>55858915
>>55858906
...go on

[Anonymous No.55859191]

>>55859180
gonna make it all back

[Anonymous No.55859245]

we ded... Did janny go school shooter on /smg/ again?

[Anonymous No.55859284]

>>55859245
partially the case, but mostly is the split threads and this one not having a title

[Anonymous No.55859290]

>>55859284
other anons have probably searched for /smg/ and didn't find it. Then they thought "oh well it's gone" and moved on to reddit. We are like ghosts, writing in a thread that is not seen by others, not nothing we are actually already dead.

[Anonymous No.55859292]

>>55859284
ah shit, didnt notice.

[Anonymous No.55859293]

>>55859290
nothing = knowing

[Anonymous No.55859303]

Somebody really should make a new thread soon I want to talk about the AI revolution

[Anonymous No.55859321]

>>55859303
Someone baked a long time ago and someone else recycled
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>>55856284
>>55856284
>>55856284