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there are yids digging under my apartment

>>57043444
I've been riding a 1700cc cruiser for years and I'm a 5'8 manlet dyel. You don't need to be fit to control a large motorcycle. You need to be able to deadlift it off the ground when you inevitably drop it, but if you can't do that, you're absurdly weak.

I've also ridden a CBR 650r. Same thing. It really doesn't take muscle to control. It's all technique and feel.

Some tips for OP
>take a good riding course, one that is well reviewed and expensive
>understand that every time you set ass cheeks on the saddle, you are acknowledging that you could die
>treat your bike with respect
>expect other people to be trying to take you out (pretend that they're trying to murder you)
>inspect your bike before every ride
>practice counter-steering, swerving, and panic braking every month in an empty parking lot
>have good health insurance
>don't become an organ donor, they're less likely to try and save you if you are
>get good gear. You don't have to atgatt, but you do need to wear a quality helmet, at the least
>don't drink and ride, ever

Good luck, Op

>>57039797
>This strain of covid is super contagious
I just dont care about the current rocker psyop.
Thank you no further questions at this time.

>>57018663
Being low IQ makes it harder to become wealthy for sure, but wealth is a game of luck and positioning, which means that almost anyone can drunkenly stumble into wealth. Very smart men, smarter than any of us, have tried very hard and failed to become rich -- meanwhile literal 80 IQ retards have accidentally been at the right place at the right time to become super wealthy.
>the rich instinctively know this, which is why they get so emotional if a poorer person claims that being rich has a large element of luck
The rich have serious cognitive dissonance and survivors guilt. This is yet another reason why, when you make it, you should accept that you are lucky. If you inflate your ego with "chosen one" nonsense, you'll end up becoming a piece of shit. Luck is okay, anons. It's alright to be more fortunate than other people.

Up until this point, the SEC has conspired to allow a futures ETF, but not a spot ETF. They had to get sued and lost before they even pretended to go along with it.

>>56822659

>>56613868
i haven't checked my crypto portfolio in months
matic, btc, eth, link, algo, grt, bnt, snx

>>56389476
>hesitant to enter into the market right now because I know there will be a big correction pretty soon.
anons have been saying that for at least 3 consecutive years now
starting to get tiresome

>>56294417
I now realize the grenade is stuffed in a fleshlight

>>56192658
>anti-fren poster
>too early, a common bobo failing
one is forgivable but two is just being an asshole
you know what happens to assholes, right?

>>55994599
Isn’t it safer to just place money in Treasury Bills, Notes and Bonds then? Rather than Banks? Government guarantees the repayment of principal and interest on those, AND those are exempt from State Taxes.

>>55993666
Trips of doom. It’s over for NVDA.

>>55932161
All the inbounds I’ve been getting the past 2 weeks were liquidation and reallocation to money market and bonds. Clients have been getting out of the stock markets. Look at the YTD charts for every institution still publishing NVDA as a Strong Buy.

AYO WSG NIGGAS? THERE’S AN UNUSUAL % OF PUTS RIGHT NOW FOR NVDA AND AMD, I HOPE YA’LL BOBOS ARE READY TO GET LIQUIDATED. YA’LLS MARKET MAKERS WILL BE PUMPING THE MARKETS AND LIQUIDATE YOUR SHORTS, IN FAVOR OF THEIR HOMIE GEORGE SOROS. BILLIONAIRES AND A BUNCH OF OTHER INSTITUTIONS ARE GOING LONG ON THOSE STOCKS. THEY’RE WAITING FOR THAT SHORT SQUEEZE AND EXIT.