/biz/ - Business & Finance

Next month, after 5 years, I will finally pay my last monthly payment. I'll finally be debt free.
I'll kill myself the day after that.

>>59345042
phew, not the entire board is retarded

I just rugpulled a solana shitcoin that went viral for some reason. I'm so happy right now bros, I can finally pay all my debt

TRUMP ACTUALLY SAID THE WORD HOLY FUCK
OP HOW HAPPY ARE YOU RIGHT NOW BASED AS FUCK

I was drunk last night and staked a stablecoin LP pair on velodrome with a 500k+ % APY and today I saw the fucking yield holy fuck bros I unironically have enough to buy a house right now

Instead of wasting money on the lottery, I just try to guess a random 12 words wallet a day. It's free and migh net me a quick million one day

>panic sold at $64k
But im feeling max comfy right now
Holding is a meme

On to the next one, OP.

>wake up
>/biz/ is going berserk
>open up the brand new staking interface
>slick website shows me my staked link and my rewards
>rewards tab opens up into an entire BUILD folio list
>I have 180 airdrops in my staking interface
>tfw

I have just enough money in my bank account to pay off all of my debt. Should I do it or just keep doing my monthly payments for 2 more years?

Shirley temple please ma’am! Hope this announcement comes before my bedtime

The foot of the bull is literally the best time. It's like Spring compared to Summer. It's the feeling that all the good times are coming, rather than here already.
Fuck yeah BOIIIIIZ if you're here now you are in for a time.

>>56427111
I'm not going to just not check those digits.

this shit actually works HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CYA LATER SUCKERS IMDE IT

I'm making almost 3k a month uploading porn of other people. That's the same a doctor makes in my 3rd world country.
Did I just make it?

PSA: If you've been using Optimism, Arbitrum or Ethereum before January 1, 2023, you have most likely been qualified for the Celestia "stuff". Google that shit and claim it. You got 19 days to do so.

Hit my sell order. Thanks, linkies!
Welp, time to set another order. Think I'll do half at $6 and the other half for $5 this time. See you all at the bottom for another round!

OP is living in fairytale gumdrop pyroland unicorn-ville.

>>56115645
I'm thinking we are back

It seems you faggots forgot, Chainlink is a NIGGER HATING coin, a CHINK KILLER coin, and a based LOLI LOVING coin.

As fucking if Sergey would fraternize with these fucking BUG MEN. Link started on /biz/ because it was a majority white board, white men who understand the difference between child rape and child LOVE.

Fucking gooks aren’t going to use it. They’re not allowed to use it

>muh zoomers can’t write cursive
Oh shit, I get it now, old fags think this is a flex because you need to know cursive to read what’s written on your useless fucking degree

>Some McChud hands me his crypto card to pay for hims Mcfood.
lmao, what a fucking loser.
I might flip burgers but I'm not so dumb that I don't know you can get 2% cash back on credit cards these days.
>1%.... Polkadot LMAO
WHAT A DEAL!

>>56033637
Yep, the credit card is also 2% across the board on literally everything.
Yes, Fidelity, an investment firm, hired me to shill on 4chan!
YOU GOT ME!
CONGRATULATIONS, HOLMES.
HOW DO YOU DO IT?