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>> No.18754094


>> No.18754102
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Bobo are you OK?

>> No.18754108
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That must've Hertz

>> No.18754111

My ancestor :)

>> No.18754116

Why is CARR mooning so hard?

>> No.18754117

It would sure suck if the market crashed with most of my money in meme stocks.

>> No.18754126

buying stocks
moving forward
financial growth
personal growth
fuck china

>> No.18754127
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Fuck this fake and gay market.

>> No.18754134

That shows that on 4/29 KSS should be worth positive at $20
KSS is currently $20.42 but the worth is negative
What am I missing?

>> No.18754135

NO I'm not okay

>> No.18754141

pic is unrelated to bobo tho.. Ive been saying you should pick direction insted of bet on vol

>> No.18754142
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I’m tired can I just go to sleep? It’s all green anyways...

>> No.18754164

Why did he do it:

>> No.18754168
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I will not let the constraints of this materialistic world to stop me.
I will move the market with my MIND.

>> No.18754172

Whats the feasibility of picking something each day that gains at least 3%, four days a week?

Could you just track earning report dates for random companies and research them a week in advance?

>> No.18754175
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The very first gigachad.

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>> No.18754184

bankruptcy is bullish af

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>> No.18754194

Why would you have bought hertz specifically? Explain yourself

>> No.18754197

any time but this last month, zero, you would be a billionaire if you could do this with any consistency

>> No.18754202
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nothing personnel kid

>> No.18754208

>playing short

>> No.18754222
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>being a bear

yeah, that finna be a big yikes from me broseph

>> No.18754225
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For the same reason you buy any of the stonks posted here, IT CAN ONLY GO UP

>> No.18754228

t. unsized shorty

>> No.18754230
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>gold mining

>> No.18754243
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Every time FRO drops, I'm going to buy more
I'll see you guys next life

>> No.18754254

I am a bear at heart so don't want to invest in any real stocks. Thats why I went all cash until I FOMO'd into oil tankers. No I am accumulating by buying the bottom. Don't know if it is bearish or bullish but fuck this is a weird experience.

>> No.18754257
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Any of you fags get in on the CLF pump I told you about yesterday? Up almost 12%

>> No.18754267
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Buy gold

>> No.18754270

Whew, who else SM chad here? Up +37% today because of good earnings, which for an oil company, was very unexpected.

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>> No.18754288

Yeah, I was doing the compounding in excel and came to that conclusion. Was hoping that maybe there was a way to game the premarket trends at open to ride the biggest movers and get out after %1-2. Would be fun to try with paper money or gambling funds, but I wouldn't consider it a core investing strategy.

>> No.18754292

Pretty much impossible. 3% compounding gains 4 days a week would be an insane amount of growth once extrapolated out over a year. Starting with $100 you'd be a billionaire in under 10 years.

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>> No.18754309

ok, this is based

>> No.18754310

Any KOS Chad's here!?

>> No.18754315
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>clown world
>bull trap
>drumpf pumping the market to win re-election

>> No.18754319

If dubs I kms

>> No.18754326

Already did. Made 21% so far. It's so nice to hold it anon.

>> No.18754328

Hertz, dont it?

>> No.18754333
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I'm going to break even. Thank you based clown market

>> No.18754337

Peak clown market.

>> No.18754341
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where did that pump come from?

>> No.18754343

I'm 100% convinced that hedge funds are gaping up to prevent huge sell offs. If it gaped down today, it would have crossed a major sell off indicator.

It's so abnormal. It's like common stocks have become penny stocks with their movement

>> No.18754344
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/biz/ laughed at me for having a 100% airline portfolio
guess who's laughing now faggots

>> No.18754347
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come aboard

>> No.18754350

I'm done. This is all fake. The market is completely made up, none of it makes sense. People are dying and convulsing in the streets, businesses are crashing and burning, people are locked in their homes under threat of being shot if they go outside, and yet the stock market keeps going up. It's like playing in a casino where chips are stocks, dealers are rich old white men, and the house always wins. Fuck me, fuck you, fuck everything, fuck the world. THIS IS ALL RIGGED AND NONE OF IT MAKES SENSE AND I FEEL LIKE I'M LOSING MY MIND BECAUSE I MAKE RATIONAL DECISIONS PREDICATED IN REAL WORLD LOGIC FACTS AND EVENTS AND YET TRUMP JUST PUSHES A BUTTON AND TAKES A MASSIVE STINKY WET BULL DIARRHEA SHIT ALL OVER MY EFFORTS BY TURNING ON A FEW DOZEN PRINTERS, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.18754351

Who here HLX and SM chad?

>> No.18754357

UCO did a reverse split recently and my call turned into UCO1 and became worthless. what's up with that? it seems like a scam

>> No.18754361

People here said the earnings report of DHT comes out the 13th but it seems like it is the 6th (got this of their website):

>Q1 2020 DHT Holdings, Inc. Earnings Conference Call
>Wednesday May 6, 2020 at 8:00 a.m. EST/14:00 CET.

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>> No.18754363

nigga where you been the last two months?

>> No.18754364

If I happen to sell off any greenies today, what are some divvies I should look into?

>> No.18754368
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Right here bro. Up 39%.

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>PAA up 17% today

they laughed at me buy oil back in march too

>> No.18754372

Didn't you hear? It's priced in.

>> No.18754373
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hold your horses mumus

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AC usage is going up

>> No.18754379

I hate 3% per day jumps. It's nice but unnerving.

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>> No.18754385

I'm holding HLX, sell now or hold more?

>> No.18754387

I bought gdx 2022 calls when it bottomed on March 23 and gdx was trading 30% below nav. Up 3x already with 2 years to Go

>> No.18754392

nah, Vix at 30 these are perfectly normal moves volatility should be expected. Haven't had VIX sustained at these levels for year

>> No.18754395

given the relationship between the two things you mentioned (the conditions outside and the conditions in the market) you have determined that it's the market that is fake?

>> No.18754396

>Having everything in one industry
Just because you won doesn't mean it's not dumb

>> No.18754397


>> No.18754401

I dumped 5k on them out of pure memes and they're my best performers now. Absolute fucking delusion, but holy shit the profit. I'm starting to feel scared.

>> No.18754402

Because the news clarified, they’re probably not gonna go bankrupt but they’re talking with lenders about restructuring payments or something

>> No.18754403

I bought a junior gold miner last month, up about 45% right now, holding out for earnings pop in May.

>> No.18754404

Top, closed my calls, bought puts. Screencap this so you can jerk off to the thought of being me at 4pm.

>> No.18754410

>VIX suddenly crashes hard
>nah this is normal!

I don't think you know how VIX works

>> No.18754423

NET has hit average trading volume and its not even lunch yet.
Yesterday it had twice the average trading volume.
Why? Because big boys are buying up the cheapies, they know Earnings Call is a free ticket to flavortown.

Get some NET and have no Regret™

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>> No.18754429

Gladly, thank you captain.

>> No.18754436

e. People are dying and convulsing in the streets, businesses are crashing and burning, people are locked in their homes under threat of being shot if they go outside, and yet the stock market keeps going up

Holy fuck you retard stop watching the news, you're being fooled if you think thats happening.

>> No.18754437

Based Hertz mooning on the great and positive news of impending bankruptcy

>> No.18754439

More likely bear capitulation and a broad short squeeze

>> No.18754441

The 13th was what nasdaq.com was reporting.

>> No.18754442

nothing is cheap right now

>> No.18754449
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HAL chad reporting for duty
bought at $7.07, almost 100%

>> No.18754454

I bought MRO but not HAL
Feeling real stupid but whatever, you win some you lose some

>> No.18754462

Imagine the insane stonks gainz once we get -50% worldwide gdp.

>> No.18754465

can somebody please answer this? it doesn't make sense
it's like the calculator is off by an entire day

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hey everyone let's laugh at this guy

>> No.18754470

Europeans wil be screwed by the FED
few minutes left to exit

>> No.18754483

I bought at 7.97, it's a shame I only bought 40 shares

>> No.18754485

>Europeans wil be screwed by the FED

>> No.18754486

You're right, they are unreal

>> No.18754496

sh short squeeze

>> No.18754500
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soo 10-15 range held

>> No.18754509

MROCHAD here, feels good man

>> No.18754510

Hold, HLX is just going to keep going up as the economy reopens.

>> No.18754512

I bought 24 share at 22.50 now they are at 25 $ should i sell them and make 50 $ ?

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>> No.18754519

Why is that? Exit the European market, rather than US? Most stock are making gains.

>> No.18754527

USFD, DAL and CCL are carrying me so hard

>> No.18754529
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Eric is the goat oil trader

>> No.18754530
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>Negative GDP
>Disastrous earnings
>Paid more to be unemployed
>infinite QE
>At same levels as last October during a legendary bull run.
Its all so tiresome

>> No.18754531

>what am I missing?
Half your brain, retard. Learn more about options and stop trying to use some dumb calculator

>> No.18754537

Doesn’t VIX calculate OTM options? This includes puts right? So if there are a lot of OTM puts it will keep VIX up?

>> No.18754538

>almost no fucking volume
Oooooooh, baby

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>> No.18754545
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I am going to short my own portfolio

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>> No.18754553

I hope it is the 6th. Means the moonmission can start early and it would be a red flag if they misreported their own earnings meeting date on their own website.

>> No.18754555

t. everything you're not currently holding is skyrocketing

>> No.18754562
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>all the stocks I'm actually in are red
>all the stocks I'm just watching are green

>> No.18754572
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What do you guys have calls in now?

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>> No.18754574

>SOXL gapping up intraday
what th eabsolute fuck lmao

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>> No.18754578

Same here man
I'm just sitting here flabbergasted

>> No.18754579

How's it looking today everyone
>up 13% and climbing

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>> No.18754583
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Congrats you are now a hedge fund billionaire

>> No.18754584

So your gonna hedge?

>> No.18754590

Tanker companies are all criminals. Would be hilarious if they drop them early to catch short sellers offside in a huge short squeeze

>> No.18754592

cat calls on your mama

>> No.18754593

Help, I'm considering buying SPY puts again.

>> No.18754598
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I'm still a bear and think we're reading manic levels of buying with no real reason to.

With that said, it HURTS to see it happen because I just have to hibernate longer.

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hint, it's not the market part of your autistic post that's fake

>> No.18754608

Why the does it gap up every fucking day?

>> No.18754613

literally no other market other than US stonks supports V shape theory

>> No.18754627

buy calls instead

>> No.18754628
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I was thinking of exiting my puts and buying OTM calls. Literally ATH SPY Friday.

>> No.18754635

>he bought tankers yesterday at a swing high
im not saying you wont make money in the long term but it sucks to miss out on the shitcoin dip

>> No.18754644
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Only buy tankers that actually pay a dividend, otherwise they are just memes

>> No.18754647

A major indicator for buying and selling is the 50 day moving average and the 100 day moving average.

The market has been basically skidding on the 50 day moving average and if they dipped underneath, it should signify a major reversal and time to start selling.

However, every time it is just about to, we see crazy pre-market gaps

>> No.18754650

What do you think the odds are that Hertz actually goes through with bankruptcy? I might make a gamble on it bouncing back

>> No.18754657

I got other shit, it's just down
Except AEO for some reason

>> No.18754661
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So we see plays posted here everyday. I'm going to give you a simple litmus test to run a play through to see if it will print, or if it's garbage.

95% of plays posted here are losers. The 5% that aren't get mentioned once with a little DD, and that's it. That's your shot. Let me tell you why. The guys who always make money don't have time to hand hold you, or sell you on a stock. If they're feeling generous, they will drop a quick write-up here, and go right back to researching their next play. If a play is fundamentally good, it doesn't need your support, and it's going to make money with or without you.

So who are the people repeating a play on every /smg/? Day traders trying to run a flip up the flagpole long enough to get out with their 3%. These are always dogshit. Except when they're dogshit wrapped in catshit.

Next time it seems like there is just a little too much posting of the same position in /smg/, watch the position to see if you were the useful idiot. Chad who prints money everyday doesn't need to remind you every 30 minutes how good his play is.

>> No.18754665

Will us plebs be able to buy their inventory? Need a commuter car for the gf

>> No.18754668
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>bUt HoW dO YoU kNoW tHe Us EcOnOmY wOnT bE aN l ShApE lIkE jApAn

>> No.18754672

>everything going up

>> No.18754677

I have 6 SPY 300c, and I'm up over a grand. Why would you but puts?

>> No.18754681

Institutions pump, not normalfags (at least not much). Institutions will buy what's on sale, not what's approaching ATH.

>> No.18754687

Oh yeah! Rise up

>> No.18754688

>reposting shit from reddit
you have to go back

>> No.18754693

I'm also watching refineries now though and they are all up like 20%. I shoulda jumped ships or invested more

>> No.18754694

soijack is perhaps one of the least likable variations of wojak. I've only ever experienced turbo-autists posting it

now go and make sure to quote me with a soijack face

>> No.18754695

Im actually considering shorting this way soon

>> No.18754697
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My tankers keep tanking, I keep buying more the lower it gets, and my portfolio keeps going up because oil is dabbing against reality right now and sending me to the heavens. What a fucking day this is, how I can be losing so much yet gaining at the same time while also betting against my own winning. Green as can be, clown logic in a clown market.

I too am a bear, which is why I stopped shorting, went long, and just went tankers instead to bet against the market. If it all comes crashing down, they will go up.

FRO, DHT, NAT, the trifecta.

>> No.18754701

Awesome. Even though USO is going to get a obliterated my puts are trash because of this split. No volume on fucking USO1 what is this shit and how fucked am I

>> No.18754703

damn I wish I had bought LFUS yesterday haha

>> No.18754707

Yeah fuck rtx

>> No.18754715

Is it too late to get in???

>> No.18754718

All the way fucked
they warned you

>> No.18754720

Sell them now

>> No.18754724

Reminder: Short oil today


>> No.18754725

"While the 4.8% annualized plunge in real GDP is the sharpest contraction since 2008, it will pale in comparison with the near-40% plunge in Q2," US economists at Oxford Economics wrote in a note to clients on Wednesday.

Capital Economics chief US economist Paul Ashworth has a similarly dire outlook, writing in a note on Wednesday: "Even with some states now tentatively re-opening, we anticipate a 40% annualised decline in second-quarter GDP."


>> No.18754728

you have to go back, faggot

>> No.18754730
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>soijack is perhaps one of the least likable variations of wojak. I've only ever experienced turbo-autists posting it

>now go and make sure to quote me with a soijack face

>> No.18754733

I know the market is still in full crab mode, so I put half my money in cash, waiting for the dip in order to go back all in on stocks. Yet it's really hard not FOMOing as I watch most stocks moon right now. But if I have learned anything about trading stocks over the last couple of months it's to be patient for dips, to have an iron hand, and to study the fundamentals of a stock before going all in.

>> No.18754734

Biggest bearish sign, when people are deluded as fuck.

Peak soon hit.

>> No.18754735

the fed is at trump's heel and they are literally about to go on television and announce more QE in like 2 hours

>> No.18754744

>robinhood not available in France
>trading212 doesn’t have NAT FRO DHT CFDs

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>> No.18754746

At some point I need to stop buying tankers, the problem is that only happens when they stop going down. I dig myself deeper and deeper into this shithole.

>> No.18754750

thank you

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>> No.18754753

wow that girl is cute and has a lot of hair
huge volume and length
very nice

>> No.18754757
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So it's priced in. Buying another 300 TQQQ

>> No.18754758

WSJ seems to think so

>> No.18754760

USO1 is just a front for USO. So if you sell a USO1 put, the buyer is buying a USO put at 8 times the strike price.

>> No.18754762

Oh goodness. I think I'll cash out soon

>> No.18754764

just a thought but the game from that original image is probably dead

>> No.18754769

What are your positions on tankers? Short term calls or a longer play?

>> No.18754771

Literally the exact same here, sitting on 50% cash and gripped with FOMO fever. Gotta stay strong.

>> No.18754772

It’s crazy, it’s almost as if all the money that should be lost has been magically restored by some outside entity.

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>> No.18754778

If she wasnt such a whore id be interested in her.

>> No.18754779

he was a child actor for the Adams Family movie forever ago.

I think he's still alive. He's just a huge fat loser

>> No.18754780

Locking everyone in their houses is against science. It's caveman tier way of solving this 'crisis'.

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The only market that matters is the burger one though. Other indexes are just that, they're basically US markets ETFs doing worse than the index it's supposed to follow.

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Why is Coca-Cola performing so poorly during this unreasonable market?

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>this market

>> No.18754803

Had HAL but sold like an idiot
PAA is my best performer right now

>> No.18754804

Stop panic trading. Sell things when they’re pumping. Buy things when they’re dumping

>> No.18754805

Your really gay, like really f***ing gay.

>> No.18754807

>Locking everyone in their houses is against science.
honestly only failures like Italy, Latin America and US did this
wrong on many levels

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>> No.18754809

All the obese people, all of whom drink soda, are dying from the Chinese virus.

>> No.18754810

why are tankers a shitcoin?

>> No.18754813
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Me too. Fuck this clown market.

>> No.18754815

This sort of boomer safety stock won't have any love during a real golden bull

Walmart, PG, Coke, Cambells Soup those sort of stocks have peaked those are really fear trades

>> No.18754816
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I called the cup & handle on energy stocks feelsgoodman
also big gap ensures no resistance all the way to $13

>> No.18754819

u should have bought PEP at 103.....
Frito Lay energy

>> No.18754821

Remember that tanker earnings skyrocket only for short period of time. If low oil price presists, oil holders will start to make horrible losses.

>> No.18754824

>what we say is science is what is science and anything that disagrees with us is anti-science

>> No.18754825

Science says to wrap yourself in bubble wrap and live by breathing through an oxygenated filter which kills all viruses if you want to be completely safe at all times.

Common sense tells you that's stupid.

>> No.18754826

They're a criminal industry. Same as cucknadian real estate, except the latter is government-backed.

>> No.18754827
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>soijack is perhaps one of the least likable variations of wojak. I've only ever experienced turbo-autists posting it
>now go and make sure to quote me with a soijack face

>> No.18754830


I'm interested in her because she's such a whore.

>> No.18754832

So I read this:

It's not Alex Jones bullshit, it's actual doctors talking about what they are seeing. It connects with a lot of other evidence I am seeing that this virus completely wrecks you if it your immune system doesn't lock it down fast. There are still legitimate huge unknowns about vaccines, long term effects, immunity, etc. Companies are reporting huge losses, there is huge unemployment, GDP is going to get thrown in the wood chipper.

Yet... HURR DURR GILEAD SAID SOMETHING POSITIVE, BUY EVERYTHING!!!! It's fucking clownworld. I sold off 2/3rds of my positions last week because of downside risk and this hurts to watch.

>> No.18754842

I think they're just worthless to flip, but you might still have value at expiry at a fractional value in line with the split amount.

>> No.18754843

Is the new QE announcement gonna help or hurt the market

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I hate OP's pic like you wouldn't believe

>> No.18754845

The best part is its still not too late

>> No.18754850

>study the fundamentals of a stock before going all in.
This fucking boomer logic.
The fundamentals are in and now its all about the moon mission for everyone

>> No.18754854

Doctors don't know shit. Quant bio are the people who actually know what they're talking about.

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FOMO'd into MRO and DHT yesterday

Strange times

>> No.18754861

Campbells pumped super nice from the lows though
even better is the classic "buy CAG under 30" rule
heck, you could have bought CAG under 25! Free money!

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thanks, little buddy for the (you)

>> No.18754868


>> No.18754871

The last time the market did this i gtfoed. It pumped for a few months and then it dumped. Had I stayed in id still be down bigly. I jumped in recently, am trying to figure out when I should jump out. Not about to be like those who bought pre mid February and are left bagholding even with all these ridiculous pumps.

>> No.18754873

I'm en Eurofag, believe me, I know. I see it daily. Our market only starts when US opens up. Good new on the EU front? Fucking nothing. Good news on the US front? Then it goes tits up. News hindering the US and advantages the EU? Fucking nothing. News that hinders the rest of the world but is an advantage to the US? Goes tits up. The best thing is, when there's a bad news, it goes down. Things that barely ever happens in the US.

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Everything is green I just bought the red one and it will be green by the end of the day.

I fucking hate green, I hate buying on Green Day’s too.

By the way the stock I just bought was DENN it will go up.

>> No.18754877

Christ, I was thinking about shorting MAR at $85 last week. Decided to just ride the market's momentum up instead. Looks like I made the right call.

>> No.18754878

Sold my last positions today while they were still in the green. Do I just hold and wait to see if markets go back to red? I know there are opportunities *right now* but I just don't have the time to keep an eye out for them.

>> No.18754881

Tankers get paid regardless of oil trader losses. If an oil trader goes tits up the tankers will seize the inventory

>> No.18754882

look up how to make screenshots, dad

>> No.18754883

I want to cash out but Vegas announcement tomorrow. Don't feel safe holding overnight, but out of day trades

>> No.18754888

You are totally right.


new shit occuring in children too.

Germany cases and R factor rising as we speak after easing the lockdown. This wont end well.

>> No.18754890

Jerome typically throws cold water on a hot market
if I was a gambler, which I'm not, I'd be buying short term UVXY calls or SPY puts today for the chance that he talks about tapering bond purchases and starting to raise rates in Q4 or Q1 2021

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I don't care how deep I go. mainly because I started early so my losses aren't even big atm.

I love her and wish she could send the world into despair with another crash.

I am poorfag, holding 50 shares of FRO, 50 shares of DHT, 50 shares of NAT at a value of like a sixth or a seventh of my portfolio about. I want to keep buying, but I am running into a dilemma since I am heavy on oil and buying more may mean selling oil positions and I kind of don't want to do that since it is printing money and I don't think it will stop. I am long, short term calls won't catch the rising tide considering earnings are the second week of May and it only goes up from there since the crisis has no solution yet for oil.

>> No.18754897

Just set buy limits, and if they finalize then so be it.

>> No.18754898

Can I see a pic? Bought puts but got rid of them when i realuzed that weird stuff was going to happen to it. A sub 100 dollar loss but wasnt going to get stuck holding a worthless bag.

>> No.18754901

What the fuck Bros i need it to crash

>> No.18754908

Who is actually traveling? This is insane.
I'm not dumb enough to buy puts in this cartoon market, but I'm not investing.

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>> No.18754910

>Jerome typically throws cold water on a hot market

This is pretty much what I'm thinking exactly, thanks for your input anon

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lmao, imagine actually believing what some stupid science bitch says

>> No.18754917

I'd bet you anything total death rate will be sub .5% when they get done doing real studies

>> No.18754924

So far I’ve only bought on Green Days and sold on red. It’s about 24 hours of thinking I’m an idiot but I’m up 15% since April 1

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Jerome... Im redy for da hamboigah

>> No.18754930

What the fuck happened to USO?

>> No.18754931


>> No.18754935

When are we hitting 293 bros

>> No.18754937

Ehh got rid of most of mine. Not much more to be gained considering pre February values. And thats assuming it even returns to pre February prices.

>> No.18754939

What’s the ceiling here LCiguy? 14+ again?

>> No.18754940

Why is it criminal?

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What the FUCK happened with Halliburton?
I mean, I'm not complaining, but damn!

>> No.18754950

What the fuck happened? I was up 50% yesterday, gonna sell to lock in my remaining profit.

>> No.18754951


>> No.18754952

I bought 51 shares a few days ago did I make good money?

>> No.18754960

How do I 10x off of rich white NYC liberals fleeing for the suburbs

>> No.18754962

Great taste in hair anon.

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>> No.18754965

* to clarify, I mean tapering bond purchases in this quarter or the next, but keeping rates steady
he might not talk about raising rates at all, but if he does, I think it will be a short-term "no cut" and a long term "look to raise when things get back to normal
he might be somewhat evasive on timing, which is completely reasonable

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>Even bulls are confused why its going up

>> No.18754973

Exactly, why is it suddenly mooning?

>> No.18754974

Just red this @ reddit:


"Here's the link to the trial, which still hasn't been completed and verified. Here's a source that shows the only hard numbers coming out are that of the 6000 patients, 52% were discharged from the hospital, 53% show clinical recovery. There was no control group, so we have no idea what the discharge rates were for people outside of Remdesivir."

We will be spx 60 000 by end of the year if nothing can stop this speed lets go buy long!

>> No.18754977

Also it will be impossible to ignore the precipitous drop in deaths from other causes like flu/pneumonia/heart disease coinciding exactly with the rise in deaths "from" coronavirus.

This is entire thing is a fucking scam.

>> No.18754978


I've sunk more than half of my assets into physical gold since early March. Bank of America has it's project gold price at $3,000 USD/oz in 18 months.

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god I'm feeling the CLACK CLACK CLACK right now

>> No.18754980

get real estate in their neighborhood and threaten to rent it out to section 8 unless they pay you monthly.

>> No.18754983

they already left. short airbnb and landlords

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Am I gonna make it Biz?

>> No.18754985
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NETbros wtf is this?!?!

>> No.18754987

nah, we knew all along this was a r*ddit meme 'crisis'

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i have some a few PEP shares as well, but I bought them at 137

have eight times more KO shares because the only good thing Pepsi has is 7up

>> No.18754993

>Gold is down while stocks and BTC is up

Has anyone checked on Peter Schiff this morning?

>> No.18754994

Because GILD is gonna cure coronavirus and restart the economy

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This is talmudic satanism bro : the complete opposite of what logic and reason should dictate. Inversion of everything : ugly is beautiful, male is female, ignorance is knowlegde, bear is bull, and bull is bull.
Until everything implode.

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>> No.18755009

REITs or home builders for suburbs of based red states

>> No.18755012

1 to 8 reverse spit, meaning:
"Lets make the price 8 times larger by combining 8 stocks to one so dumb retail investors think it's mooning and buy in"

Looks like it's working.

>> No.18755014

You are too fixated on our region. If you ironically zoom out and allign Asia, Europe and US you will see there is no difference between Japan and USA, they move together. Now add to the menu CHF EUR USD JPY and you will see that Japs and mericanos are two headed mutant. Why? BCS in global econ it's global liquidity that matters, nothing else. As of now liquidity is provided by asians and mericans, some Qs ago it was Euro and mericans. Based on that you can check charts in the morning and 9/10 times the wave up or down from asia will float through DAX and then hit USA with almost no difference between Nikkei and SP
Enjoy the ride while we're in the middle and not the one starting this rigging shitshow

>> No.18755015

Fuck it, I'm running a strangle on SPY. Either it goes up or goes down. Can't explain that.

>> No.18755016

>Exactly, why is it suddenly mooning?
the entire world's economy has stopped. the usa economy is the gold standard. The USa economy is showing glimmers of hope. The world's wealthy are panicking and dumping all their money into the us stock market.

>> No.18755022

NET is an inverse stock, dummy

>> No.18755023

What is frito lay?

>> No.18755025
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Tyson foods is one of the only stocks down today. Im thinking they might be worth a buy? Just want to see what biz thinks

>> No.18755026

You'd wish the us economy would be in the shape of Japan's when this is over.

>> No.18755027

Serious fellas why is USO up?

>> No.18755028
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When is RTX going to start going up? I'm very close to just selling and buying more CCL

>> No.18755030

can't see the drop if they stop recording/reporting it

>> No.18755038

So show us your all in position. Lmao you ta people love spouting a bunch but Ive never seen any of you go all in on a single stock or option almost as if you dont believe your own words. Even those losers on wsb put their money where their mouth is.

>> No.18755044

PEP is a Frito-Lay + Gatorade + Quaker play
don't focus too much on their sodas, Frito-Lay is their big dick swinging
KO has some outside plays too (example Fairlife filtered milk, which is delicious, and they have some other cards to play as well).
I like KO, I like PEP. Buy them cheap and hold them long.

>> No.18755045

No one is traveling. Hotels are burning through cash and borrowing more to add to the fire when it starts running low. It makes sense that they should still be trading near 52 week lows but you just can't fight the market. The market doesn't give a shit what you or I think should be happening; the only way to make money is to follow along as the market moves up and down of its own accord.

>> No.18755046

It isn’t retard. They did a reverse split.

>> No.18755047

>being in cash when the fed goes BRRRRR and your money becomes more worthless by the day

>> No.18755053

I wonder what the stock market in heaven is like

>> No.18755054

>going to start
what? when did you buy idiot

>> No.18755059

>buying into a bull run
Just hold on your good stocks and wait

>> No.18755060

>when no one actually knows why anything is mooning

>> No.18755064

Anyone got data on the oil storage statistics?

Some guy on stream was reading values and his values were pointing to storage being more free.
Sound bullshit though, how can it be when oil production is still too high and demand is actually lower, because in the US only now are the gas stations not getting enough costumers for the distilled product.

I really want some data.

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SP500 at 3000$ today?

>> No.18755079


The total numbers of dead versus the supposed coronadeaths will still reveal that the baseline shrank right as corona came along.

It is impossible to conceal a fraud of this magnitude. Whether or not people will care (they won't) is one thing, but they will not be able to totally cover up the scam for those who care to look and want the truth.

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based take. fuck the boomers and fuck this centralized looking bullshit.

>> No.18755082

heaven doesn't have a market, hell has a market but it's the TSX

>> No.18755084

BOBOs buying stock to get of the short?!

>> No.18755085

Its hard to really know the death numbers when states have massive incentives to classify every death as corona related. I'd still take all action on sub .5% death rate when it all shakes out in real studies

>> No.18755092

To the anon who shilled DBVT thank you. Up 45% in a week.

>> No.18755095

Hey how does the V shaped recovery taste bears? Fun thing about markets is the bulls always win it's just a question of how long and by how much
>buy useless metal

>> No.18755099

Is it worth it getting involved in oil and utilities now or is this a false rally?

>> No.18755102

>he's not an RTN chad
lmao newfag

>> No.18755105

Fuck, some my GD thinking it's go down, but no missing earnings men's it goes up.

>> No.18755107

Gold usually drops before FED meetings. It'll go back up in a few days.

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>S&P to 3100 before Friday

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>S&P breaks 2935
is it over for millennials?

>> No.18755122

i know
i've been screaming it from the rooftops as soon as they stopped updating that amount and insinuated that flu dropped to zero
nobody gives a shit just wear your mask and stay safe!

>> No.18755124

No way. Brainlets are belieivng the university professors purposefully misapplying the case fatality rate to resolved cases. People with a fucking brain are looking at the actual spike in mortality rates and realize this isn't some panic over nothing.



We still have 25,000 new cases a day. These were HUGE numbers a month ago. These were UNTHINKABLE numbers two months ago. This situation is nowhere close to us being able to ease social distancing. States reopening is going to be a disaster. Sure the market will pump when it does but as soon as everybody realizes the situation is fucked, we are retesting the lows.

>> No.18755125

It's literally the most reliable thing I have right now. No wonder why the call it Gods money.

>> No.18755131

WHO? >>18754142

>> No.18755136

>dad has glaucoma
>every day this week my vision has been slightly blurry in left eye
Fuck this market and fuck my eye genetics.

>> No.18755142

>new children condition is incredibly rare
so its a nothing burger

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Yeah man, look at that drop in deaths from all causes. Wait, you are completely fucking wrong.

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>what is 9/11
no heroes. no justice. no good or bad. and it's always been this way.

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>> No.18755178

Uh... Amazon bros?

>> No.18755182

You're hedged nicely.

>> No.18755183

9/11 is a very real event that i lived through that has some completely fucking retarded conspiracy theories surrounding it
what is your point?

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Loving the energy in here, fellow MRO chads

>> No.18755193

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>> No.18755199



I looked at what the new disease kids are supposedly getting is https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/kawasaki-disease/symptoms-causes/syc-20354598

Some Symptoms:

> Peeling of the skin on the hands and feet, especially the tips of the fingers and toes, often in large sheets
> A rash on the main part of the body and in the genital area
> Extremely red eyes without a thick discharge
> Red, dry, cracked lips and an extremely red, swollen tongue

Fucking gross man. The Chinese made one hell of a super virus

>> No.18755200

>I lived through something
>that means that I know 100% it wasn't a conspiracy
get a load of this chump

>> No.18755201

Ay you niggas getn money?lol

>> No.18755205

sounds kinda look covid when you put it that way.

>> No.18755208

HLX going to SPACE!

>> No.18755221

Interesting theory, but you forget that a lot of people in this world aren’t huge pussies. I’d be more concerned about civil, and uncivil, disobedience if states try and keep us locked down.

>> No.18755227

Yeah that isn't what is happening at all. Overall deaths are way up and they are exceeding the china virus numbers.

>> No.18755235

When does AMZN release its ER tomorrow?

>> No.18755259

You have no way of knowing the real number of cases, my guess is its vastly higher than reported therefore the real death % is vastly lower. Much more asymptomatic in most people that being portrayed

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>up $17 per share in SYY

>> No.18755264

I wouldnt argue with muh fake virus Alex Jonesies
The irony here is economy was in shits for more than one Q, everyone just pat each other on the back saying "yep, nothing could be done, its totally the virus" and show goes on, we were overproducing overvaluing stuff, we do so now. Economy was not good and will not be for few years

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anons got me covered. 9/11 was a conspiracy. it happened, people died and got radiation poisoning. Covid is real, sure. but the cash grab is happening, going to continue to happen, and there will be no justice.

>> No.18755284


>The society noted that many — but not all — of the children with symptoms of the new inflammatory disease had been diagnosed with Covid-19

Sounds like it's not related to Covid if kids who don't have covid have it.

>> No.18755288

Holy fuck I’m retarded or Trading212 CFDs calls/puts are shitty as fuck to set??

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lots of earnings are comming in, people its about as bad as people expect and its priced in that we will be returning to normal before Q2 ends.

>> No.18755335

it usually is, CFD arbitrage is extreme

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lots of earnings are comming in, people its about as bad as people expect and its priced in that we will be returning to normal before Q2 ends.
Priced in

>> No.18755348

Japan is a creditor nation with a positive net international investment position. The US is a debtor nation and -50% of gdp net international investment position

>be like japan
You wish.

>> No.18755375

where are my carnival and mgm chads? cruises and vegas, boomer activities doing me solid

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hey guys I don't read anymore but I just wanted to let you know that I just bought back in so expect a crash

>> No.18755378

Gas the kikes

>> No.18755390

>believing China
OK retard, I guess it's not transmittable to humans as well.

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Remember to only buy tankers that pay a dividend because they actually reward shareholders!

>> No.18755394


It’s more than a cash grab it’s a power grab for certain

>> No.18755410

Kill all Jews no longer shall they corrupt this planet

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we're going to be more watched than China and Korea. 5G will enable it.

>> No.18755503

I bet if Israel was made into planet’s largest crater we wouldn’t see premarket/ AH jew market action

>> No.18755529

Yeah man it's worse than the flu, but a few hundred thousand deaths, which is massively older people (half the deaths in Canada so far have literally come from retirement homes), it's a good reason to shut down the economy. It's a good reason for older people to safeguard themselves though.

Sweden is doing jack shit, and their deaths aren't outrageous and their hospitals arent even close to overflowing.

>> No.18755547

MGM here. Still holding since $6.90

>> No.18755564

I bought 432 AYTU today . IV light is future

>> No.18755582

Kek, no we are just catching up to them. Our corporations working with the NSA like Google and Facebook have already been helping them improve their soft cyber surveillance of their citizens. All the hard surveillance that was very popular in places like China where they have over 30 million surveillance cameras constantly watching you is finally coming here because retards overhyped covid-19 and now are begging to have their liberty and way of life thrown out of the window for "security," whatever the hell that means

>> No.18755585

I've got you pal, I'm investing in DHT!

>> No.18755643

Not sure how this got dulpicated

>> No.18755647

Yeah, I think I'm going to set low stop losses on the MRO but give DHT some time to ride and collect dividends at least

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unibomber was right, but for the wrong reasons.

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>> No.18755780

There is nothing we can do about it and there is no point in arguing with people about it. I feel like I have experienced ego death because I have quit drinking over it and have just learned to let go and do what is best for myself while still showing compassion for those close to me. We are bound to be stuck in hard times because of the way people are but hard times build strong men in the end.

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no idea, i'm not American.

i didn't even know Frito-Lay existed.

but yeah i know i should have placed equal amounts of eggs in both baskets

>> No.18755913

wait Frito-Lay are those things that I call "airplane chips"

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>> No.18756466

Oh the irony

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