/biz/ - Business & Finance

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Stocks are retarded

This is my moment. My go big or be poor play.
I will remember these next 2 weeks for the rest of my life.
Where i lost it all or made it all.
Good luck to everybody out there. I'm glad I could shitpost with you.

This is my final Play.

Hey niggers

whats a good buy that isnt a shitcoin meme tanker stock

>>18753087
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18753074
first for oil chads

tup anon

WHO THE FUCK TOLD ME TO BUY FRO
I'M GOING TO KILL YOU

>>18753074
>GDP drop of Q1, US 4.82%, Germany around 7% - Q2 drops will be around 30% - 45% - Q1 already crushed all estimates, so will Q2.
>Earnings? Don't even bother you with details, nearly everything missed brutally. Q2 will be bloodbaths.
>Foot shortage is getting danagerous right now
>Japan extends State of emergency for another month
>Germany cases and R factor going up with the easing of lockdown
>Unemployment. Next moon mission tomorrow

And what do we have on the bull side? Gilead dropped the "positive data" bomb. Full data will be released in a few weeks. Very bullish indeed. Oil price surging like demand and storage is solved. I love the market.

>>18753101
CNK

YOUR TIME IS NIGH, BOBOS

Alright lads what else do I go in hard. This market is acting ridiculous. Am profitable but want to turn this into 500k before eoy.

All in on buy calls? Which?

Sp500 resistance at 295 .. if it hits 300 that is the end of the road before a MASSIVE DUMP...

If it doesnt then money isnt real so stop paying your taxes and max out a bunch of credit cards. Buy calls on leverage and fuck it

>he fell for the chinese flu meme

>>18753123
>>Foot shortage is getting danagerous right now
fucking footfags I swear

What would (((they))) have to do to fuck over Oilchads while retaining profits for themselves?

>>18753094
F

>>18753101
HTZ x3 within a year guaranteed

>We are actually going to 300
What the fuck....

How long should I hold an option that is profitable but not too likely to end up in the money? I’ve found myself buying some cheap contracts before and I always seem to hold onto them for too long. Is there some kind of rule as to when it’s best to sell low Delta options?

15 to 225 since oct did I make it

>>18753094
tell us anon, tell us what you did

Guys you said Ford was going to get shit on today what the actual fuck.

>>18753101
NAT

I FELL FOR THE TANKER MEME
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I don't even know what to do anymore, so I just buy

ET and USAC: Your tickets to early retirement

>>18753074
>* clack * * clack * * clack * edition
based

some bullish news from China: the top legislature and consultative bodies are to convene normally in late May.
China's technological plans for the next 15 years otherwise known as China Standards 2035 might be announced at that time. these plans have been in the works for the past two years. stay tuned.

SOXL is rocketing

BA earnings starting now. Please go up

>>18753131
go hard on tankers, FRO and DHT with NAT being the absolute best option

heh, nothing personal poorfags

>>18753147
N

>>18753159
Be honest, you bought this because it says BRAAAP 69, right?

>>18753094
*blocks your path*

>>18753178
25 year old booyer?

>>18753094
Why do people feel the need to gamble with the market? Aren't there funner ways to flush your money down the toilet rather than starting at red and green dildos?

imagine being a bear


literally the most cucked way to live

>got called a retard for buying AMD puts yesterday
im cashing out

MGM +27%
HAL +35%
KOSS +26%

Is there a minimum portfolio value I need to get Robinhood Gold? I'm at $2500 and I've looked everywhere to upgrade to it but I can't find it?

Any of you fucking retards want to shit talk the CCL pill? How does it feel missing the boat? Next stop 25, try not to kys.

>>18753198
What's your position on NAT?

>>18753131
I’ve been swing trading TQQQ

Anon, are you OK?

>>18753147
South Africa I'm guessing?

>>18753101
Gdx

>>18753101
I'll also add "not charging ahead on a path to bankruptcy" to the criteria. LVMHF, AXP, JPM, CBRL, EL, LVS, and DRI are solid.

Are there any bears left anymore?

>>18753177
Shut the fuck up you fucking shill.

Was probably shilling NAT yesterday.

Give us actual information you fuck.

>>18753226
shitty meme stock shilled to retail retards

I've just capitulated and closed all my shorts and went all in long, see you at the top bulls

>>18753117
you pressed the button
Its time to become an hero.

>>18753199
A Chad whale coming through. Do you need a trophy wife?

BOBO ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU OK BOBO?

>>18753170
>>18753148
>>18753206
>>18753211

I am going to short the S&P 500

>>18753147
doggo's ready to rip a nig's jugular out

Noob here but keen to learn. Somebody advise me on a third company to "invest" in, I stuck with AMD for a while then sold a few days ago since I believe the stock is way overvalued and due to plummet soon. DKS I bought since I used big brain and assumed people wouldn't buy sporting goods during a pandemic so it's better to buy the stock now and sell later when the pandemic is all over. NVDA is the same deal with AMD, I'm going to sell all that off soon since it's also overvalued. Any advice would be great. Thank you /smg/

i'll believe this when i see it...

>>18753175
That looks damn phenomenal. Buy buy buy the dip!

>>18753234
that's from Zimbabwe when they were seizing all white farmers land. Though they did start doing the same thing in South Africa recently too, not that anyone would dare report on something like that in the West.

>>18753198
dude fuck off, if you're trying to be sarcastic, dont.

if you're for real, just fucking dump your bags or tell us who's paying you.

Should I be buying REML? I dont know shit about shit.

How are stocks even real anymore...

>>18753223
I’m not missing anything, friend. No more losses, only moons now.

>>18753257
BASED

>>18753228
Tell me about the swing trading, is that just one buy/sell action each day or so? What sorts of gains or losses do you choose to sell on?

>>18753264
would help if i posted the pic

>>18753193
>gesturing for takeoff
>with the airbrake up
>"bro please just take the picture for my facebook"

>>18753211
You don't lose of you don't sell. You just have to wait a little while to get your money back.

>>18753244
I think most are outside

>>18753139

If it breaks 300 it is mooning.

>>18753217
Literally H O W?

>>18753248
>>18753254
SO BASED

How's everyone doing?
>+8.12%

>>18753259
Based learning noob

>>18753252
I'm thinking about buying the dip again

I had 2k USO shares before the split but sold them how much did I lose?

>>18753259
my advice is to not listen to anyone here

>all these oil newfags getting flustered about their tankers
oh god I'm going to take all of your money hnnnnnng thank you based Cramer for bringing normalfags into oil

>>18753198
Ehhh no thanks. I knew about tankers like 3 weeks ago. Not about to hop in when the normies are likely now aware and are getting dumped on.

>>18753281
This guy gets it

>>18753288
Its a VTOL F-35 homie, he has his jump boots on for a shorter take-off run.

>>18753302
You owe

brainlet here. why is the market up?

Up $550 today..feelz good.

>>18753309
Normalfags being dumped on signals the greatest time to buy because they'll be shaken out of tankers completely and will never go back in.

>>18753101
tanker stocks arent shitcoins you faggot. they're just swing trades right now

>>18753302
>how much did I lose
everything you put into USO - ~$4,000

>>18753295
closed at open and already up 5% on SOXL, how can you even lose lmao bearcucks

>>18753285
Ive only been swing trading for the past two months. The longest Ive held a stock is tops 2 weeks. It can also be a buy, and a day or so later selling.

>>18753302
bout tree fiddy

>>18753296
Unloaded my xom calls for %110 gain
Feels good

Any other restaurant chads here today? My EAT is up by 33%

>>18753328
Tanker stocks are bigger scams that shitcoins, which are 99.9% scams

>>18753259
Lucky cuck got into Nvidia at the right time. I just dropped out of AMD yesterday after news of the earnings report. I'm gonna go back in soon enough cause it seems like AMD has big plans for the future. Right now I'm at a stalemate. Idk what to get into. I went with Netflix for thr time being. Maybe I'm too greedy and just want those fast huge profits.

>>18753288
But the American flag printed on the airbrake looks so dank

KEK
You guys should check out Yahoo Finance comments sometime. It's unironically full of so much coping and seething it actually hurts a bit to read. People REALLY BELIEVE THIS

>>18753228
I dont generally deal with those funky weird stocks.

Anything with more backing behind it? Stocks that just measure volatility arent my thing

>>18753257
Why? I mean in 08 I remember it took a while for everything to really crumble. Why not go to cash and then buy the cheapies after shit hits the fan?

>>18753123
>Q1 already crushed all estimates
Q1 GDP shrinkage met or was under almost all recent estimates. Where are you getting these estimates?

>>18753341
BPF up 7.5% and rising. No clue what's going on.

>>18753243
>Bought myself deeper into tankers right before another dip

I accept this

absolute
peak
delusion

>>18753341
I sold CAKE at 20.50 because I was fucking positive it was going down again
and now somehow it's at 24+
I'm just going to ignore it, i'm so fucking salty

>>18753296

>>18753296
Idk u tell me

HAL is running me 17.1%

Is this what it feels to make it?

>>18753101
Who is this incel fat fuck?

>>18753309
>normies
you people are delusional. NOTHING will get normies to buy tanker stocks.

if its not TSLA, MSFT, AAPL, FB, or AMZN, normies aint buying that shit no matter how free money it is. today is a good day to get in on tankers

>>18753272
you're a fuckin moron

The lesson from this is we need less people working and fewer companies making money

>>18753288
>>18753348
I hope you are not invested in aviation because you don't seem to know how airplanes work.

Bear bros hold me Im about to increase my short on all stocks in existence

>>18753350
I don't need to read these comments for the bears, everything will be a variation of:

1. It's rigged
2. The fed muh
3. Le orange man is bad (if liberal)

>>18753178
I'm up like crazy on my longs but I don't even feel happy about it

>>18753223
CCL
Damn right. Bought in at $8 a shade and am sitting here laughing at the tards.

>Breaking: USO has been registered as a tax exempt charity due to the extraordinary amount of money being donated to it.

Who else is holding cash here?

>>18753394
make sure you save some $$ for a rope

>>18753376
Try PSX or MRO at 20%

>>18753407
theres a credit card for that

>>18753211
If you're known among your peers as "the guy who trades stocks and talks about the market" then people look at you favorably and think you're intelligent. If you're known as "the guy who goes to the casino every weekend and blows his paycheck" then you're viewed as a degenerate gambling addict.

JUST

>>18753324
a sufficient sacrifice was made to the graph gods

How am I supposed to live in this tanker environment without the ability to day trade? Fuck these rules

>>18753386
This. What the fuck is the point when line literally only go up???

>>18753401
Reporting. I have 250k in a checking account now and need to decide if I open a money market or what. I think this shit is going to tank.

>OIL
or should i say
oooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIL

>>18753074
You really think FANG will go on sale in 6 to 9 months?
I might reinvest again.

>>18753368
Yeah I sold my RRGB (burger joint) 2 days ago because I took a deeper look at the company and they were kind of shit and so I sold while I still had a small 10% profit, and within the past 2 days they are up 40%. Im pretty fucking salty about that too.

>>18753257
True American hero right here boys.

>NAT prices going negative by the end of the week

>>18753369
Nice cope you longlet coward

>>18753281
HTZ seems fucked to me. Planned in dumping my shares soon. Your thoughts?

>>18753074
GILEAD

>>18753257
oh shit BASED

>>18753376
>>18753408
How about KOS at 33%

>>18753444
>The only companies making money go down
ha

>>18753399
HAHAHAHAHA Just saw what it's doing. Sometimes I believe maybe humans can be more than just dumb apes, then shit like this happens.

>>18753193
SOXL is a monster

>>18753341
>tfw my EAT is up 130%

>>18753288
You know it's VTOL and the airbrake should be on, right?

>>18753430
Buy spy calls and puts just otm. Set sell orders 50% higher. Once QTpie Powell starts speaking let the volatility take care of the rest. I’ve been doing this for awhile with great success.

>>18753432
I love you green-arrow-go-up animu girl

>>18753438
Yeah I sold them too. Lol i think it was on monday.

WHAT DO I BUY TODAY I HAVE 200 BUCKS AND I WANT TO BE RICH

OH STINKY BOBOS

Are we delusional or is this really the golden bull run we’ve been waiting for?

>>18753444
Digits confirm. I'm about to cut my losses now

I made 8% today, but now I'm going to sit in cash over the next couple of weeks to see how earning go, it's tempted to get back in with all these gains but I just can't believe we will hit ATH's again with this economy.

>>18753457
what about it. it's down

>>18753335
Do you actively sell when you've made some kind of profit or is it from stop losses over time?

I have a few positions where I'm up +10%, and I think I should be setting up stop losses on them so I'm not just holding the bags in case something crazy happens.

>>18753484
same here but got 2000

>>18753489

>>18753271
Why can't they farm? Are they really that low in IQ?

MRO, ENB, and FCEL are what im playing rn. Hopped in fcel at 1.00, enb at 28.3, and mro at 4.50. Making bank with sweet divvies

AAAAAND now we peak until after lunch

>>18753484
NAT

I'm never gonna make it am I ?

>>18753499
Those dubs....

>>18753257
Don't forget to use leverage.

Man I feel good today.

>>18753484
Think of the dumbest fucking company that will for sure go bankrupt because of the pandemic, and all in it. Only way to make it.

Couldve gone all in on 2 stocks i recommended to someone earlier today. Would already be up 1k

Who's buying oil right now?

>>18753501
Yes.
>>18753489
No.

/smg/ I have 3.5k that I want to triple by the end of the year, what's the best play?

My current theory is as follows:
Institutions betted on tankers as they knew oil supplies would be short for a while.
They now believe oil is coming back up, and because oil is a better immediate play while tankers will take at least 6 months to properly pay up, they left tankers to get into oil.
I believe their play is to exit oil with good profit and put that back into tankers.
In conclusion, I still believe tankers are an excellent play. I think the best strategy is to buy calls on all tankers to get in after earnings, where I believe a strong movement will happen with average to low probability (because based on this thesis, the real movement is expected to come in later).
If that is true, I don't understand why food is going up. There must be some 'reopening news' to justify that which would cause institutions to pump them in expectation of what will happen in the coming months.

>>18753343
tanker stocks have a legitimate business backing them. shitcoins have nothing but fake white papers. tankers are going to be a swing trade until Q3, it's not even a meme

Buy enbridge niggers its going to be up 30% this year easy peasy

Reminder that you're not alone

>>18753529
What were they?

>>18753527
Wish I had done that with Carnival stock

>Not being a bear on green days
>Not being a bull on red days
It’s like you don’t want to make money

>>18753530
been buying TOT FANG PSX COP ENB EPD CVX for 2 weeks

The pattern for the last month or so has been to gap up overnight, then crab sideways all day, I expect more of the same today.

>>18753530
>Who's buying oil right now?

I'm fucking ruined. Bought the FRO top and now I'm going to be bagholding until Q2 earnings

>>18753548
definitly has that brazilian monkey look

>>18753573
My ENB nigga

>>18753271
>Though they did start doing the same thing in South Africa recently too, not that anyone would dare report on something like that in the West.
It’s a ‘global conspiracy of silence’ lmao

>>18753577
chad wouldn't be buying the top you mong

>>18753551
This
I already bought calls for NAT

FUCK THIS RETARDED CLOWN MARKET

>>18753401
>>18753430
Am considering cashing out but idk considering how ridiculous this market is acting.

>>18753259
Look up what companies are releasing earnings reports over the next 2 weeks and pick one that you like.

>>18753581
until may 13th

Imagine being one of the retards who is actually somehow posting losses today

>>18753502
holy fuck is that real?

with all this money I'm making I think I'll buy a pet like that

>>18753594
Who cares nigger just dont be a retard its so easy to make money the stonks literally only ever go up

>>18753375
My portfolio is the same, only make the numbers red.

The toppest of keks. The managers of $uso can issue shares to slam the NAV back inline with reality and keep the money. Buying uso is literally donating money to wall st. Thanks for the bail out

>>18753551
institutions dont move money around like that; they're not day trading. any institutions already bought tankers and will be holding for a while. Earnings report last week of May and again in August. May will be good and August will also be good

when nancy pelosi dies, will it be like a vampire and all recordings of her voice will evaporate?
that's our only hope...

>Ford
>Negative 2 BILLION last quarter
>EPS -.23 vs expected .44
>UP 2% TODAY
WHAT THE LITERAL ACTUAL FUCK????

>>18753444
Fuck me man. Is it just my cognitive dissonance or is this clown market behaviour?

>>18753074
Man I want to get back to King's Island so badly. Any roller coaster bros here?

>>18753609
I think the effect of the glut won't be fully played out in Q1 earnings

Yo yo yo
Skreeeeet
It's your boy Robbie Robb Luchi from the old rgt and discord.
Niggle me this and niggle me that
What's electric but runs on hot gas?
He dreams of space but might have to beat a court case
They call him a Messiah but he might be a social periah

https://twitter.com/Shamoonicake/status/1255494003795132426

Put Debit spreads at the low 600s for next week are about 32 dollars for that 500 Dollar payout.

>ctrl f
>tvix
>0 results

Btfo

>>18753074
ATH by end of may
Bobros btfoooo

>mfw ATH in May

>>18753592
fuck off

If I went all in on DOW a few days ago rather than just buying 100 shares, I would have been a millionaire.

>>18753074
You guys invest in PBR?

>GDP in the first quarter contracted 4.8%, compared to estimates of a 3.5% drop, the Bureau of Economic Analysis reported Wednesday.

So the market doesn't even itched about it?

But about

>The clinical trial involved 397 patients with severe cases of Covid-19. The severe study is “single-arm,” meaning it did not evaluate the drug against a control group of patients who didn’t receive the drug.

>no fucking control group
do ppl even understand what that means?

>>18753610
Feels good man

>>18753590
>he thinks this is the top

>>18753175
Just hold. Oil will hit -100/barrel next month

>>18753352
It’s an ETF not a stock dummy

>>18753641
won't have to be IMO
look at what happens when companies post losses that aren't as big as people thought they might be
DHT about to announce this

Guys last night I queued a sale for USO and this morning I saw that it didn't go through. However, it's still showing that I only own 17 shares instead of the 100+ I tried to sell...

>>18753594
back to r*ddit.com retard

>>18753610
fuck you ;_;

>>18753651
Why don’t you believe in the tankers anon? You were gung ho for them not too long ago

>>18753628
When did I say they're daytrading, nigger? Learn to read, retard.
There's no way to explain the massive movements except institutions. One way or the other they're involved.

>>18753394
I bought more SQQQ

>>18753665
isn't it a drug that's already in use?
why would you need a control group
you could just reference a former control group

>>18753635
it's fun watching fags on /biz/ get priced in. almost as fun as watching /pol/tards get blacked

It’s the quiet before the plunge

I'M so stupid I have money but zero idea what to do with it

>Pelosi coughing looking shook
Is it the memevirus?

>>18753646
I have TVIX, down 33%.

>SPXS AT 9.95
hahahahahahaa

>>18753677
you hit the "donate to charity" button by accident

>>18753693
??????????????

You are not for real, are you?

>>18753635
Ford is down 40% from its last earnings call. You’re a big idiot if you thought this earnings wasn’t priced in. It’s also up because everything is up right now. Don’t tell me you tried to short Ford, lmao.

What the hell happened? This shit was two dollars yesterday and now everyone is talking about how buying it is throwing away money. What explains a $16 gain overnight?

>>18753693
Please stop posting, your retardation is reducing the average IQ in this thread from its high of 85 to approximately 62.

>>18753724
retard

>>18753719
sorry. i am genuinely retarded
my new question is: control group are people who don't get the drug. so isn't the entire rest of the infected population the control group?

>>18753533
Checked

Well, I sold some of my stronger big stocks like NEE and doubled down on tankers. Today was the day. Tanker shilling, oil newfags, I don't care because we are all going to be real here in our huddle: this shit is the only profitable business during this whole recession and it is going to explode in time. I am not even afraid of the normie/retail investor invasion, I tried to tell normies about it and got laughed at. The ordinary person does not believe nor understand tankers and thinks shit like oil spills are inevitable and will make it collapse.

Also I got an excess of 35 dollars now, what do i do with it /smg/?

I asked 5 times if it was stupid to short Blue Apron before closing yesterday, no responses.

I fucking knew I should just trust myself, fuck you niggers

Where can I look up RTX financial figures after they've merged? All I can find is for either RTN or UTC.

Lol how are people losing money today?

>>18753724
look up what a reverse split is

>>18753526
etoro is kinda fun ngl
>>18753692
ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuck Im gonna shoooooort
>>18753724
rs

>>18753677
>thank you for your donation
-Wall st

>>18753724
Look at this retard

>>18753707
Take half of it and buy 60/40 TQQQ/TMF

Take 25% of it and buy NEE/LMT/JPM

Take the rest and buy TOT/PSX/COP/EPD/FANG/ENB

Simple as

>people fell for the tanker meme
>the real play was ET
get fucked retards

>>18753717
Seriously though, what happened? The sale was cancelled and yet I don't have my shares

>>18753724
nice b8 enjoy the (you)s

No Bobo stop! He doesn't know any better! That's just what he does when he sees a dip.

Sell your house. Sell your car. Sell everything. Put it all into stocks. WE MOONIN

>>18753620
This gay meme is going to end and die and you faggots won’t say this shit anymore

>>18753724
Wow, I guess everyone here is stupid, you should definitely go all in heavily leveraged

>>18753764
sorry fren but bobos are dead in the grave at this point

>>18753635
priced in

>>18753733
Dear god, i am done. You are the average sheep in the herd. Now i understand why this is a clown market.

Not even discussing the topic with you anymore.

>>18753724
>thank you for your donation to charity Wall Street charity lic 6969

DO I GET OUT OR NAH

What do you do with your portfolio if you are gonna be far away from the internet for a couple of months?

BULL BULL BULL BULL

HTZ just halted trading

everybody green today?

>>18753678
Shut up kike

>>18753749
Some people went all in on tankers lmao

>>18753776
wrong Im just not cocky where Im not supposed to

>>18753748
You'll have to wait until RTX releases earnings as the new entity. They are scheduled for 7 May.

http://investor.raytheon.com/earnings-archive

>>18753789
Fix your stop loss and let it run.

>>18753438
Gains are gains friend.

>>18753074
I told you to buy this shit faggots lol

>>18753723
No I didn't short Ford. This "priced in" is bullshit, if it were true why were the estimates dead wrong?
>muh down 40%
Like that actually fucking matters.This is pure greed and delusion.

>>18753789
Let's keep riding it baby

>>18753787
this was a discussion?
i was asking a question lol
i'm not a fucking epidemiologist i didn't realize that was a required qualification for /smg/

Fuck I just got hertzed

>>18753787
Dude fuck off you think you’re some sort of intellectual but you’re probably a virgin who’s ruined every bridge with people who loved and cared about you

>>18753296
+.04%

>>18753803
yeah of course, i mean the only way you could not be making insane cash is to be a b*ar

>>18753789
AHHHHHHHHHH BUYYYYY!!!!!

>>18753800
Why?

>>18753700

>>18753805
You've been found out. You have to go back.

>>18753794
move everything into your buy and hold port and start your trading account anew when you get back with your newfound sense of understanding.

>>18753794
buy index funds you stupid faggot

>>18753800
What the hell? What caused the sudden dump?

>>18753794
sell the meme shit, leave the rest

This is it lads, we're breaking out.

>was gonna go all in on boeing at 129 yesterday
>got scared because earnings were going to be crap
>earnings were crap
>rocketed up to 138 anyway
god dammit...

>>18753803
Yep! Greeeeeeen

>>18753589
>lmao
Whats Rhodesia.

>>18753794
Etfs and shit that you expect to come back like gambling and hospitality

>>18753724
Kikes and Saudis

>>18753094
F

>>18753813
I wish I listened I really do wish. Next happening I guess

Big shout out to WEN and ASX for the assist today. I'm now about halfway out of the hole from the crash!

>>18753635
Good old boomer stonks

Anyone else thinking of buying puts for Zoom?

>>18753819
the answer is that you need to split your study group in two RANDOMLY and only give some of them the drug, if you just compare to random other people without having randomized then you have large biases in who enrolled in the study, placebo effect, etc

>>18753831
Possible bankruptcy

HTZ in megadump mode, went from -5% to -15% in a single trade.

HERTZED.COM

>>18753859
Godspeed anon. You're going to make it

>>18753815
It literally isn’t. Priced in is a meme, but Ford is actually priced in. The projected earnings was all before coronavirus and the stock dropped almost 50% in the timespan of a week because of coronavirus because everyone knew this quarter’s earnings would be shit.

>>18753753
>TOT/PSX/COP/EPD/FANG/ENB
why these companies when others have higher divy

I'm starting to think bobos actually enjoy being raped and financially ruined. Nothing else can explain it.

>>18753835
>anon posts truthful message that the stock market is clown -boomer infested kike nonsense
And you tell him to go back to a censored leftist shit hole
IT IS YOU THAT NEEDS TO LEAVE HOMO

>>18753724
Does this mean tankers are going to crash?

Hedgeye selling some bonds owo

>>18753870
Zoom isn’t gonna fall like people think, they are taking care of many of their issues

AMC
>no longer playing Universal movies in theaters
>+26%

>>18753827
>>18753846
heck yeah frens... the tendies are on me today!

>>18753876
And so it starts. A wild ass stock market can't fix a complete lack of consumers.

>>18753877
Now at -21%

>>18753868
Built Ford Tough it seems.

It's actually higher than I sold before earnings came out. I snagged a little at $5 but was hoping it would go even lower before it started climbing again.

>>18753324
That's the meme, no one actually knows. Careful of the bull market.

>>18753885
These disgusting companies need to be put down. No wonder everything is fucked.

>HTZ resumes and suddenly down 21% and frozen again

>>18753891
The guy who shorted the 1928 crash was down millions on paper before the crash happened.

Just saying

>>18753891
kek

>>18753489
i will let you decide

>>18753877
Buy buy buy

>>18753898
But don't you figure they're going to get dominated by established companies like Google's Meet?

>>18753675
I checked their financial reports OF THE PAST YEARS. And its all kosher and legit, even without Cotango they do reasonably well and its about to be one of the only sectors that will announce sick gains. WHY IS IT DOWN?

Well more cheapies and there is still the divvy to look forward to.

>>18753902
Based, nice job anon would it be possible for me to get an extra ranch dressing ($0.75) due to your success?

>>18753901
Rejecting the zog, bullish af

>>18753847
>Whats Rhodesia.
Mugabe’s seizure of white farms were widely covered by MSM.Maybe you were too busy downloading anime porn to notice.

>>18753296
About 12%

>>18753843
It's not your fault the market makes no fucking sense

>>18753399
At this point it should be.

>>18753923
Bonds are for faggots

>all the bobos that shorted BA are getting anally plowed right now

YOU OK BOBO? BOBO ARE YOU OK?

Why go back to work when we get free money?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUVw-OY-Bgg

>NO JOBS
>FREE MONEY
>STOCKS ONLY GO UP

>>18753886
Divvie chasing is for newfags. Those companies have better balance sheets and can actually cover their dividends and also have FCF to buy up meme companies that go under.

>>18753915
Why is Ford bad? We’re in an unprecedented economic situation. The stock is at an appropriate price.
>Earnings are bad that means stocks go down
Not if the stock is already down 40% from when the projected earnings were announced.

>>18753324
No one actually knows. A lot of reasons point down but institutions gap us up every morning to keep the market afloat

>>18753928
There's like a big list of Google's shuttered projects. They call it the Google Graveyard. The thing is at Google you get automatically promoted if you can start a project so you have people putting together half-baked ideas and projects that are never going to get off the ground and die in a year because they were never really serious.
Zoom is all-in, Google is not, and Meet is going to fail unless they hit some kind of godlike perfect storm of circumstances. Keep in mind I know nothing about Google Meet, this is just my experience with all of Google's ideas where they try to extend into some new nihe.

>>18753891
I think I found the based department

>HTZ is the stock I own the most of
and this day started so good. I am gonna hodl and hope they get bought or bailed out

>>18753893
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST PUMP THE MARKET THE FED CANT CURE COVID-19 ITS NOT FAIR R*DDIT TOLD ME TO BUY SQQQ AND SPY PUTS MY ROBINHOOD ACCT IS RED EVERY DAY FUCK THIS CLOWN WORLD WHO IS GONNA PAY FOR MY HRT TREATMENT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>18753842
Up 10% on JD Wetherspoon. I'm gonna make a Norf FC portfolio.

Lmao. Fuck GE

>>18753982
bobos confirmed trannies

>>18753715
You literally could have made 33% picking any stock a couple days ago.

>>18753972
Good points, thanks for the insight anon

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>>18753376
based, im also 17% on HAL

>>18753357
>Q1 GDP shrinkage met or was under almost all recent estimates.
Where are you getting these estimates?
Why must you turn this board into A HOUSE OF LIES?!

Estimates were in the -3-4% range, actual -4.8%.

>>18753981
I panic sold right after the first halt, might buy back in when it resumes after this second halt if it looks like it’ll bounce

>>18753981
Get better instincts, I smelled something fishy with it

>>18753891
TICK
TOK

>>18753927
Is it really a smart buy? Why would we assume they won't just go bankrupt? Plenty of car rental services out there

HTZ FILING FOR BANKRUPTCY
>HTZ FILING FOR BANKRUPTCY
HTZ FILING FOR BANKRUPTCY
>HTZ FILING FOR BANKRUPTCY
HTZ FILING FOR BANKRUPTCY
>HTZ FILING FOR BANKRUPTCY
HTZ FILING FOR BANKRUPTCY
>HTZ FILING FOR BANKRUPTCY

>>18753928
Impossible, telecomunication software is extremely complicated and companies like google and microsoft, despite having access to the capital and experts for years and decades, still haven't figured it out. Zoom "just werks", that's why everyone uses it. Compare to hangout/meet where the audio quality is always trash and the audio often lags. Compare to skype where it crashes and freezes at start about 30% of the time, then freezes and crashes during a meeting about 10% of the time, and has trash audio quality. On the same network and hardware with the same load, zoom is plug-and-play. One major reason for that is simply that while this requires plenty of expertise, the big players are too encumbered by their position to make it happen. They have office politics, they punish employees who perform well to protect downsides (why replace a wheel that works well to turn it into a milling stone, when the average wheel runs away after 3 months), and they reward laziness (you get paid more per time unit and in bonuses for making small paper improvements that have no actual practical impact, and you can make more of these if you start with a mediocre product).

How would you rate the bear cope itt 1-10. Im feeling a strong 7/10

>>18753928
Google Meet is shit. ZM will get its lunch eaten but it will be by MSFT. Businesses already have Office and Windows licences. Teams is getting better and will have easy conversion from all of their current customers. Only trannyfaggot businesses use G Suite.

did i do something wrong with this calculation?
>http://opcalc.com/73x
it shows that i should be ITM at $20
KSS it at $20.51 and i'm in the negative

>>18754036
>i-itll crash any minute now
10/10 cope right now

>>18753175
Buy more or simply HODL.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/hertz-misses-lease-payment-prepares-for-potential-bankruptcy-11588172258

>>18753997
Bulls confirmed kikes

>>18754038
"teams is getting better" has been you shills' song for the past 5+ years already. It has only become worse.

>>18754033

It could be, people need car when they travel. If we open back up, they’ll make their money

>>18754040
>$23 call
>price says $20.43
google what ITM means lmao

I went from being worried I was going to lose money today to feeling regretful I didn't make more money. "stonks" baby

>>18753966
They have crushing debt, make no money, but go up?
>its down 40% therefore its priced in
Youre just rationalizing out of thin air. The earnings were devastating, only a literal bankrupt company reports this kind of shit. Its not trading based on the company value, its trading on pure hopium and fudged numbers.

>>18754072
>>18754072
>>18754072
new

X gon give it to ya

>>18754034
SAUCE

>>18754074
bulls make money

bears make money

pussies get BTFO

>>18753724
lmao I almost made this post anon but took about 20 seconds to look at the numbers and figured it out
somebody had to do it and I'm glad it wasn't me

>>18754070
check out the calculator

>>18753915
>he says while posting on /biz/
Ford is the white man's stock. It's safe and can't wait for the Bronco to be revealed

>>18753551
What are your thoughts on buying calls on this Q1 earnings report? They're all so cheap

>>18754040
What? You’re only ITM on a call when the share price is more than the strike price. Literally the definition.

>>18753981
Why? What made you buy a rental car company during a pandemic?

"The data suggest remdesivir is likely approvable and should have a role in certain corona subpopulations,” RBC analyst Brian Abrahams writes. “Remdesivir effect size details will be key and we would not anticipate based on prior data it will necessarily be dramatic, but any benefit should contribute to helping manage the ongoing crisis.”"

This translated from medical terms is:
There is no evidence that Remdesivir works. Actually the evidence shows that 5 day and 10 day treatments show no difference. However, only 10% of the patients died, so looks like we theoretically can get this approved if actual trials show something. Until that, we are going to cash in on our stocks so please buy.

>>18753934
lol, just one

>>18754090
Bears absolutely lose money.

I DID IT BROS I FINALLY MADE MONEY

>>18754064
No, it's good enough. I've been using it this whole quarantine for work and even retarded government workers can figure it out. It's fine. In fact, the DoD just setup a department wide Teams environment which MSFT probably charged them 9000 gorillion dollars subscription.

>>18753909
Wait for it to go under five.

>>18753223
feels good to be a CCL chad

>>18754096
The calculator implies that you close the position if you 'get out of it' at any time except expiration. I.e. if it says +5 on day 1, it means that if you close the position, you are expected to make +5 total. If it says -5 at exp, it means if you hold forever you will make -5.

>>18753944
>MSM
Literally everyone but them.

Where do you think the new top is

>>18753103
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>>18754077
You’re wrong. Companies post negative earnings literally all the time. Their numbers aren’t bad, and if you’re looking specifically from an EPS stand point you’re an actual retard

>>18754112
I'm advocating buying calls that aren't too otm right now that expire somewhere past the report.

>tankers
And we're back baby

>>18753223
No way CCL makes it back to 25 this year...
Clown world

>>18754118
It looks like it's 1 off? Like your price today is what the price is expected to be tomorrow. I don't know why the calculator is doing that sorry. But if you hold it and the price doesn't move up tomorrow you mite get rekt.

>>18754070
While that anon is retarded and can't into proper terminology, the calculator is spitting out that he should be making money off the theoretical value of the call. He's still retarded though because who would go off the theoretical value so close to expiration.

>>18754160
>gobmint workers
Meanwhile anyone with half a brain is using slack and zoom with google stack for the rest despite having access to full o365.

>>18754223
Lmao, how the fuck are BOTH tankers and oil skyrocketing?

>>18754160
>which MSFT probably charged them 9000 gorillion dollars subscription.
Also that's where you're wrong. M$ salespeople are authorized to give discounts up to 90% on their products to big clients in exchange for a fixed-term contract past expiration. Usually it's 90% off year 1 for a 2 year contract or such. This is designed (by the way the software is constructed) to create as much vendor lockin and retraining costs as possible to ensure continued clientele. Combined with name branding (same thing IBM is doing selling literal snake oil), the sales people on the other side will always accept that deal. The correct statement is, the govt WILL be charged 9000 gorrillion dollars subscription.

EVERYTHING BUT AMD GREEN
FUCK THIS RETARDED BULLSHIT

>>18754313
Which tankers are you looking at? I don’t see that happening at all.

>>18754329
Good, AMD needs to burn so I can buy in

I can't believe AMC is up 100% or whatever lmao. The only positive news they have is that they won't go bankrupt until at least July. But there aren't any movies until after July!

Can you sing master hobbit?

>>18753635
Ford is a boomer selection for sure. And im glad your getting fucked. Stupid boomers

>>18753898
They don't need to go tits up for their ridiculous valuation to fall, 'course we're in full Clown Market now so they'll probably be worth a trillion by eoy

>>>18753268 >>18753673 >>18754051
I bought some DHT but I'm thinking of buying the dividend payers because normies love dividends and its the way for these stocks to realize value to shareholders. STNG, DSSI, TNK, TNP don't even pay a dividend, normies won't want to buy them...

> TFW $NOG is up 16%

>>18753639
Reporting. Use to live right next to this place.

Dividend investors are about to get ravaged so hard... reminder companies that offer dividends are NOT ALLOWED FEDERAL STIMULUS. Expect to see massive slashes in all dividends. Companies are not going to pay out any money when GDP is expected to contract -35% next quarter. I expect dividends to go away for most companies in the future. These will eventually be replaced with stock buybacks but I doubt we will ever see dividends again due to their tax inefficiencies. If you are in a high dividend portfolio then I would rotate now before you lose majority of your net worth.

>>18753401
70% cash, 5% silver here.

>>18753401
im 100% cash right now. Im seething that this market has risen today. This feels exactly like late december 2019/early january2020. The market is super irrational right now. The economic downfall hasn't been "priced in" at this point. How the fuck can you even buy any equity right now is unfathomable.