/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53074140
me too

>>52796971
>>52796971
Amen

>>30436726
I don't know what you mean. Personally I make trading choices based on 1 minute candle chart.

can you feel it? this is the smell of approaching money

DUBS will reveal it. you saw the akita pump? similiar pump is coming

>>29610536
>Source: dude trust me.

>>29076202
I'm just here for the low fres

>>28934569
> dd dd on them
woah woah woah, let me stop you right there. All you had to do is say the tickers bro, no need to get into all this technical mumbo jumbo. I'm calling my female broker right now.

thank you for playing

>hello i want to speak to the cryptocurrency manager

why yes I just pumped 10m into FTM

Why yes, I get paper stock certificates delivered to my door

>>27858694
Oh wow, I actually learned something about company I invested my money in based on smg reccomendation.

>>27849764
Hey bro, I'll happily help you. Just allocate everything in memes.

>>27458713
Holy shit. I think my stripper gf posted that...

>Speak
>Oh hello Melvin, why yes funny you should mention that, I am in fact ready to sell
>oh oh oh, slow down there sport, I didn't say my price yet... no Melvin no market, I think abouuuuttt... 5k should do it
>5k that's rig- oh Melvin, tsk tsk, I meant 5k a share.
>Are we clear Melvin? I'll sell this 1(one) share of GME to you for 5k, and when market opens I want my 10k, are you writing this down? 15k and not a penny less. I think 20k is a very fair price Melvin and I would encourage you to agree. I'm sure you can find 25k lying around the office somewhere, especially as all the furniture has been moved out now

>>27274930
Say no more, I'm buying

Hello Melvin? I'm feeling generous today and would like to unload my GameStop position.
It can be yours for 30k...
...PER SHARE GET FUCKED HEDGIES

>Hello Melvin? It's me. Yes, that's right I'm ready to sell... huh? market? Sorry you must have misunderstood, my asking price is $10,000... no no, per share...

>>26996259
I bought, thanks. DD? Sorry I don't have time for that, see you later.

> Call up my female broker
> "Sell all my positions!"
> "what?"
> "Buy everything you can in BattleToads!"
> "sir that's not a st.."
> Slam phone down
> Go back to playing my NES

>>26828996
Just call your female broker.
>>26828901
Luckily most are too stupid to find us here.

>>26801488
Epic numbers

>>26621091
I called my female broker to ask if she can postpone the crash until I cash out on Monday, so we should be ok until then.