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[Anonymous No.18360597]

Now we know who the permabears are....edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Bloomberg stream
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Education
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/demon-girl/

>Free chart
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-market data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer investing
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://biopharmcatalyst.com
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

[Anonymous No.18360611]

We priced in?

[Anonymous No.18360613]

Reminder that oil is dead tomorrow but stocks will probably jump 10% anyways

[Anonymous No.18360619]

The buy of a lifetime. AMC all the way

[Anonymous No.18360628]

>>18360613
Fine by me. More oil cheapies to long

[Anonymous No.18360652]

fifth!

[Anonymous No.18360663]

>>18360652
sixtgh

[Anonymous No.18360669]

dead thread
dead market
buy LINK

[Anonymous No.18360678]

>>18360597
Clickbait title. It's mostly institutions that fled the stock market and bought treasuries.

[Anonymous No.18360679]

>>18360669
>link up 25% since I bought it

did I get in at just the right time, bros?

[Anonymous No.18360680]

>tfw I fell for the TSLA meme and bought at 556 a share today

How bad did I fuck up

[Anonymous No.18360698]

>Set buy order for 1.80 for WTI since yesterday
No fill
TD AMERITRADE YOU FUCKING SHIT REEEEEEEEE IT DIPPED THAT RANGE

[Anonymous No.18360700]

>>18360505
people don't seem to believe in overnight risk until it happens to them. good riddance

[Anonymous No.18360703]

>COST
shitty earnings
>SBUX
shitty earnings

what did they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.18360720]

RAYTHEON CHADS RISE UP

[Anonymous No.18360722]

Here's a fat juicy ass

[Anonymous No.18360735]

TICK

TOCK

BEARS

[Anonymous No.18360737]

>Didn't buy any oils at all time low
>Didn't buy Tesla on the dip
>Didn't buy RGR when I new guns stocks would soar
>Didn't buy Clorox when i saw it flying off shelves
>All because I'mm too retarded to hit Buy at market price and I have to try to be a jew and set a Limit order for a little under

WHY THE FUCK AM I LIKE THIS

[Anonymous No.18360741]

>>18360613
The market doesnt need to follow oil by the way. Oil can dump further and oil stocks with it but the rest of the market can be fine still.

[Anonymous No.18360743]

Explain to me one thing about options bros, why would anyone do a regular credit spread instead of an iron corridor?

[Anonymous No.18360755]

>>18360722
based anime ass poster, let me join you. what's a good phat ass related stock, to keep things on topic?

[Anonymous No.18360759]

>>18360737
SMG tell me literally any stocks that is still on the dip and I'll just buy it, I am letting this bull market slip me by because I am being to much of a pussy to grab the reigns

[Anonymous No.18360764]

>>18360737
Limit orders are for cucks. You either market buy or sell a put and collect premium till you get assigned.

[Anonymous No.18360765]

>>18360703
real talk: how have recent earnings affected share price and what earnings are coming up that would behave similarly?

we've gotta take advantage of this, as a general thread, together. what stock do we short earnings on? is every company gapping down after they post earnings now? is this a pattern we can all take advantage of? we should help each other.

[Anonymous No.18360781]

>>18360765
>what stock do we short earnings on?
INTC

[Anonymous No.18360800]

>>18360759
MAIN

[Anonymous No.18360807]

>>18360759
GE, F

[Anonymous No.18360809]

>>18360759
TMDX
RTX
RDS/B
KTOS
LJPC
PFE

[Anonymous No.18360816]

>>18360759
NCLH

[Anonymous No.18360826]

>>18360807
both will go to zero faster than you can close a short position

[Anonymous No.18360847]

>>18360755
KO

[Anonymous No.18360849]

>>18360737
>RGR
Bunch of retards that are only saved by their contractors. Their staff engineers are mouthbreathers.

[Anonymous No.18360864]

>up 4% after hours
The oil hope is real. Gonna be an interesting morning tomorrow. I still think the Saudi’s are gonna flip everyone the bird, I’m just surprised so many others ppl are otherwise this much more optimistic than me.

[Anonymous No.18360866]

>>18360826
I’m glad you think that. Keep buying my puts goy.

[Anonymous No.18360869]

>>18360737
Do you play video games often? I ask as i think this tendency might be a learned habit from that. In vidya you learn to min/max, try for absolute optimal outcome as there is no real penalty for doing so other than loss of your time. I had to break this habit myself when i was learning to trade. Basic TA can help you with this. Something really simple like the Rate of Change indicator; buy signal is when line crosses zero to positive side, sell when line crosses zero to negative. It's not an amazong indicator but it will give you an idea of the general areas consistent buying and selling should be happening.

Never gonna buy the absolute bottom, never gonna sell absolute top. It would have to be a total fluke, twice, for you to do so.

[Anonymous No.18360912]

>SNSS anon was up like 30k
>his break even was like .47 cents
>he actually bought more as the stock climbed so it must be like .60 now
>took SNSS 3 months to lose everything in a day
The bastard deserves misery. He would ignore me when I asked SNSS questions and got upset when I called him out on it. I'm so glad I sold at 1.02 after I grew tired of his assholishness.

[Anonymous No.18360917]

China is going to get nuked.

[Anonymous No.18360931]

>>18360597
Watching a video from a very popular prop firm and the guy narrating is talking about how they're long like 3,000 shares on this trade he's talking about and how he pieced in at 1,000 share clips at a time, but the order window has him long at literally 10 shares and I've made trades similar to this before and there is no fucking way you could casually get filled at 3,000 shares.

I feel like I should get into the education space and instead of saying I'm trading 200-500 shares at a time just lie and say I'm trading 2000-5000 and multiple my P&L by 10x as well. I've done trades like this and when you go to take the offer on 500 shares you don't get even remotely filled and you just end up as the new bid, let alone with 3,000.

I'm either completely missing something here or else holy shit what a scam. I've seen this happen in other videos too so I'm inclined to believe it's the latter.
>there, right there, see that??? I would have been long 10,000 shares right there before that big spike for an easy 15 cent scalp!
No you wouldn't have. At all. You would never have gotten filled on your entry and you sure as fuck wouldn't have been able to unload 10,000 shares at where you think you would.

[Anonymous No.18360932]

>>18360613
I would kill for more XOM and RDS.B cheapies

[Anonymous No.18360933]

>>18360917
why...

[Anonymous No.18360939]

>>18360680
I thought the same thing at $470

[Anonymous No.18360941]

>>18360917
Inshallah

[Anonymous No.18360943]

I'm thinking of going all in on SPY 280 puts Jun 19 at the end of next week. Yea?

[Anonymous No.18360957]

>>18360933
why not...

[Anonymous No.18360982]

>>18360781
as an AMD chad: why?

[Anonymous No.18360989]

oil is too big to fail

[Anonymous No.18360993]

>>18360869
Any good tutorials on this? Seems like half people thing TA is vood0o, half love it.

[Anonymous No.18361000]

>>18360912
how do you know he lost stuff instead of selling?

[Anonymous No.18361004]

>>18360597
Unironically everything I own is green today.

What even is fucking happening right now?

[Anonymous No.18361009]

Gas prices aren't going to climb up are they? I love seeing it at 1.99

[Anonymous No.18361012]

>>18360989
There’s also no equivalent alternative and there is unlikely to be one for many decades to come.

[Anonymous No.18361027]

>>18361000
He's on stocktwits still insisting it will blow up

[Anonymous No.18361030]

damn oil mooning in after hours. Going be a big oil party tomorrow. printing black gold gains. its nothing but a formality at this point.

[Anonymous No.18361037]

Where are all you uppity Bear niggers at? Im going to choke the fuck out of you.

[Anonymous No.18361050]

0% chance we have another green day tomorrow.

NOBODY is going to want to hold into the 3-day weekend.

[Anonymous No.18361057]

>>18360982
Because this corona virus shit is hitting them right as AMD and TSMC are kicking their ass in transistor technology. It’s a one-two punch that going to reflect in earnings.

[Anonymous No.18361061]

>>18360816
Might unironically put a fat was on cruise ship and start selling calls.

[Anonymous No.18361064]

>>18361050
Fine by me I want more oil cheapies

[Anonymous No.18361066]

>>18361037
Do your worst, scoundrel

[Anonymous No.18361080]

OH FUCK BEARS ABSOLUTELY BTFO

GOD DAMN IT
SHOULD I JUST DICK BUY UPRO TO COVER FOR MY BEAR SHIT!!!????

>>18360722
>>18360755
Holy shit

IM NEVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO AFFORD ANIME ASS AT THIS RATE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18361084]

>>18361061
I've been selling puts and never got assigned, should've just bought shares and sold calls.
Oh well gains are gains, made 6k from selling puts

[Anonymous No.18361085]

I missed the rally because I was too skeptical and now I'm feeling the intense urge to fomo into upro. I know I shouldn't, it's stupid.

I'm not going to.

No.

[Anonymous No.18361089]

>>18361066
You realize underneath Teddie is a smol little twink boi right?
Bearniggers just cant get it together.

[Anonymous No.18361093]

>>18361050
Jobs report tomorrow. Last two job report days have been megapumps

[Anonymous No.18361095]

>>18361066
Teddie best girl.

[Anonymous No.18361111]

>>18361085
Buy high. Sell low. Make us proud.

[Anonymous No.18361113]

Haha guys the hyperinflation and collapse of all fiat currencies, and Western civilization as we know it is so funny! Time to post another bobo meme! Lmao dumb bulls right guys?!

[Anonymous No.18361115]

>>18361027
lmao

>>18360869
>>18360737
unironically put 2 moving averages of different lengths on your chart and buy or sell when price gets between them depending on their configuration (whether the faster is above or below the slower). generally gives you the best risk, it's a "zone of value". if you buy close to the moving averages and price moves against you, they will flip negative relatively shortly and you won't lose that much as a result.

also the ROC indicator is trash but i like the way you're thinking in regards to actually learning TA to determine good entry points.

[Anonymous No.18361117]

>>18361085
all the same doomers are repeating the same shit. This market is going rally after easter. You didn't miss anything yet.

[Anonymous No.18361119]

>>18361093
Which doesn’t make sense. Why would there be a pump with millions out of work??

[Anonymous No.18361122]

>>18360613

I have a limit order for RDS.B @ 20$ per share, good 'til cancelled.

Do you think it can get filled?

[Anonymous No.18361126]

>>18361050
The pumps end next week after all the banks report their huge earnings from stealing everyone money, then the depression is official.

[Anonymous No.18361127]

>>18361093
Or maybe they'll cancel each other out and it'll crab.

[Anonymous No.18361128]

>>18361050
I honestly hope it's going to be read. I still have cash left.

[Anonymous No.18361134]

>>18361089
bro chill with the spoilers

[Anonymous No.18361148]

>>18361128
>read
*red

[Anonymous No.18361150]

I'm thinking about buying an equity fund with only medical technology companies. Good idea ?

[Anonymous No.18361153]

Oil isn't a long term investment. It's a declining industry. There are better equities out there.

[Anonymous No.18361160]

>>18361134
I still don't get the appeal of this game

[Anonymous No.18361162]

>>18361126
>huge earnings
>depression is official

[Anonymous No.18361163]

>>18361050
We're in a Clown Market, I won't even be surprised if it happens to be green

[Anonymous No.18361173]

>>18361122
Smart. I think I might make a few similar orders in case the Saudis decide to murder everybody.

[Anonymous No.18361177]

>the worse the revenue of one of my holds the more its stock is mooning
Ahh yes, the old making money meme was truly holding back stocks this whole time.

[Anonymous No.18361181]

>>18361050
If the price is low enough, I will

[Anonymous No.18361182]

>>18361119
Nothing makes sense anymore. If tomorrow is a rally, I'm going back to cash. Does anyone honestly believe we're already back in a bull market?

[Anonymous No.18361185]

>>18360993
understand that TA is about conceptualizing what price has done in the past, and what it is currently doing. you don't predict, you assume that price will continue to act in that way until it doesn't. the "until it doesn't" is generally handled by having a stop loss, but it's highly likely that an indicator will flip the opposite way before you hit your stop loss which allows you to manage risk even better because many times you'll exit early and lose less than if you hit your stop loss. for this you have what is referred to as an "exit indicator": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b3D1gNUyiw

[Anonymous No.18361186]

>>18361162
>banks

[Anonymous No.18361187]

I just bought 30k of TQQQ because clown world. Tell me how bad this play is here

[Anonymous No.18361196]

Feels good to have been right about oil.
Get ready for red tomorrow btw. No one wants to hold over 3-day market weekend with volatility as high as it is. I'd hate to be a permabull that didn't reposition for Monday before today's close.

[Anonymous No.18361207]

>>18361153
>Oil isn't a long term investment.

[Anonymous No.18361208]

I think I'm feeling the BVLL. The worst the bearcvcks can do is a miserable -0.5% or whatever? Yeah, I'm back to breeding BEAR SISSIES AND BEAR MOMMIES. #fearthebvll

[Anonymous No.18361213]

>>18361182
we've been in an extended crab market since late 2017

[Anonymous No.18361214]

>>18361173
Sexy, but that bitch is a timebomb. Soon as she shits out your first young'in, or gets 3 years into the relationship, whichever comes first, she's blowing up like the fucking Hindenburg.

[Anonymous No.18361217]

>>18361182
I do. Corona is peaking in Europe and China is virtually back to normal.

[Anonymous No.18361222]

What is going on???

[Anonymous No.18361223]

>>18361214
Good.

[Anonymous No.18361226]

>>18361187
Flip a coin. If you didn't have a sound reason to buy that: you made a foolish gamble but you have a better chance at winning big than you would playing slots at a casino.

[Anonymous No.18361237]

>>18361222
50 million subscribers

[Anonymous No.18361240]

>>18361222
boost in disney+ subscribers

[Anonymous No.18361241]

>>18361208

[Anonymous No.18361258]

Fuck it. Was shorting oil today with x10 leverage.
All was well and good until i went to sell my last patch and noticed that my local broker closed it's trading one hour earlier than i thought.

Now oil is pooomping like crazy and im financially rooned unless OPEC meeting fucking dumps but it literally cant go tits up.

[Anonymous No.18361260]

>>18361080
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AND THEYRE JUST NOW LEARNING ABOUT THE ZINC??? SUNNY TOLD ME ABOUT THAT SHIT OVER A MONTH AGO WHAT THE FUCK!!!

WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID I MISS THE BUYING OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME AND BLOW MY CASH BEFORE A FUCKING RECESSION???

I FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT
I AM OFFICIALLY KAIJI IN THE PIT

KUYASHIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[Anonymous No.18361262]

>>18361214
It’s actually kind of hot when you knock a girl like that up and watch as she hits her second puberty, then, descend into full on brood sow mode. You watch her wiggle her fat ass around the house and think “I did that” and you want to do it to her again.

Idk, maybe I’m weird.

[Anonymous No.18361264]

>>18361222
fuck i hate shitney

[Anonymous No.18361270]

14 600 ded
time to pump

[Anonymous No.18361272]

Red futures at night, trader's delight.
Red futures in morning, trader's warning.

[Anonymous No.18361273]

>>18361173

I also have limit orders good 'til canceled on FB @ $154/sh and SWKS $67.90/sh

I doubt any of this is getting filled with this jerome market

>>18361214
how bout this chick? time bomb?

[Anonymous No.18361287]

>>18361258
>it literally cant go tits up.
Why do you say that? The Saudi’s could very easily just tell everyone to get fucked.

[Anonymous No.18361288]

>>18361262
nah that's basically the oldest and most normal feeling
zero percent weird

women are objects that exist to be bred

[Anonymous No.18361293]

>>18361050
Do people really not remember that this is posted before EVERY three day weekend? Or are they just newfaggots

[Anonymous No.18361296]

All 3-D Women are whores and should be all shot in a ditch

[Anonymous No.18361308]

>>18361089
>smol little twink boi
I think you meant to say
>Aryan chad poon slayer
(Aight, ill admit that i actually hated human form teddy. Completely breaks the cute mascot character image)

[Anonymous No.18361311]

>>18361050
>people trying to "guess" at a green or red day tomorrow
>meanwhile day traders have access to ups and down regardless of the people dealing with gaps

feels fucking good, man. learn how to read a chart, here's an easy example. for the ranging periods notice how the EMA's are also flat, and how using the midpoint means that even in a flat market you're still able to get a small profit or at least get your money back often while in the direction of the bias (i.e. flat but the fast EMA is above the slow EMA therefore the bias is bullish)

[Anonymous No.18361318]

>>18361217
Corona isn't the problem, it's the number of people out of work, the number of businesses that are closed, and he amount consumers are spending. It's expected that the market can rally on bad news if the news is better than the predictions already priced in, but that explanation stopped working when the rally continued.

Even if the economy opens back up, and also everyone immediately returns to their previous income and spending habits, the damage is already done. And not just damage from consumers and businesses, but also damage from new federal monetary policies. The best scenario for the new bull market is that we kicked the can down the road a few months.

[Anonymous No.18361319]

How does this change how you'll invest?

[Anonymous No.18361320]

Spoonfeed me what biomedical companies should I invest into to make corona shekels, I don’t want to lose my job and live under a bridge

[Anonymous No.18361323]

>>18360722
But what about her personality though?

[Anonymous No.18361326]

>>18361119
>Which doesn’t make sense. Why would there be a pump with millions out of work??

>Bad news drops
>Conventional wisdom is that stocks will dip
>Everyone anticipates this and buys the dip
>Stocks actually get bid up and the market rallies

[Anonymous No.18361324]

>>18361262
I somewhat agree.

[Anonymous No.18361327]

>>18361296
uh hello, I’d like to file a claim in the BASED Department?

[Anonymous No.18361332]

>>18361080
>>18361260

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

EVERYTHING I SOLD HAS SINCE BOTTOMED AND BOUNCED BACK BIGLY!!!!

IM NEVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO IMPREGNATE AN ANIME TOMBOY AND RAISE A JAPANAMERICANIME FAMILY EVERVEVERVWEVEERRR

[Anonymous No.18361334]

>>18361273
>I doubt any of this is getting filled with this jerome market
Can't blame a guy for trying. You never know.

[Anonymous No.18361335]

>>18361296
About time someone says it. Too many r/wsb in here posting 3d thots thinking themselves in good company or something. This is a 2d board first and always.

[Anonymous No.18361338]

How do I long Joe Exotic?

[Anonymous No.18361339]

>>18361173
how much money do i need to fuck pawg ass? :^)

>>18361311
whoops forgot pic.

[Anonymous No.18361348]

>futures turn green

[Anonymous No.18361352]

>>18361311
So it's a green day, right? Time to put buy orders up

[Anonymous No.18361356]

>>18361287
True, we will see tomorrow if i can get out with minimal losses. At this point im just gonna hold until the meeting is over and see what happens.

And it is only ~300 dollars that i have tied to oil but thats like 2/3 of my monthly NEETbux stockmoneys.

[Anonymous No.18361360]

JOE EXOTIC PARTISAN BUY CALLS V RECOVERY IS REAL

[Anonymous No.18361361]

>>18360755
checked
you may only post anime ass if you made gainz today

[Anonymous No.18361363]

>>18361319
long Denmark, Bulgaria, and Malta 2bh

[Anonymous No.18361367]

SQQQ FUCK FUCK FUCK


N

[Anonymous No.18361370]

>>18361352
SPY has been uptrending lately, be careful anon.

[Anonymous No.18361382]

>>18361335
I'm just as happy posting 2D cows, maybe more even.

[Anonymous No.18361392]

>>18361319
>everyone is OBSESSED with giant dicks, even want anime bitches to have monster dongs
>some people also like monster girls, femdom, and infidelity
What the fuck is happening...

>Alaska likes anal
Kek not surprising, bunch of homos up there. Bunch of brokeback fuckers up there...

IM SO SICK OF BEING BOGGED

[Anonymous No.18361409]

>>18361361
>>18361382
please stop posting 2d sluts, it's making go in the pixiv rabbit hole

[Anonymous No.18361421]

[Anonymous No.18361429]

>>18361392
How do I profit from the increasing popularity of futas?

[Anonymous No.18361430]

im still holding sqqq $25
iron hands
the crash will come

[Anonymous No.18361435]

>>18361409
no

[Anonymous No.18361441]

>every thread countless bears bitching about "le fake and gay pump, dump tomorrow"
This is how I know we're in a permabull market.

[Anonymous No.18361442]

priced in

[Anonymous No.18361453]

>>18361421
Both of them are fucking retards.
I’d strangle the husband to death for being such a soi boi faggot, then I’d rape and torture the wife for weeks for being a dumb cunt.
She’d be begging me to kill her in the end, butI won’t.
I’ll skin her and pour salt and vinegar all over her instead.

[Anonymous No.18361456]

>>18361319
source? i can't believe futanari is that popular. source as in, i realize it's Fakku but it could be photoshopped or something.

[Anonymous No.18361466]

>>18361442
literally who

[Anonymous No.18361471]

>>18361319
california will never ever surprise me

[Anonymous No.18361476]

>>18361442
did she die of covid?

[Anonymous No.18361479]

>>18361453
is this post priced in?

[Anonymous No.18361482]

>>18361115
>also the ROC indicator is trash
I wouldn't say it's total trash but it is certainly mediocre. I like to suggest it for someone totally unfamiliar to indicators to look and see what it does as it's about as simple as indicators get. You look at the ROC and see spots where it could have been a lot better at its job than it was, go fish for different indicators, find some stuff that is a little or a lot better, test those, etc.

[Anonymous No.18361485]

I, for one, like meaty girls of all varieties.

[Anonymous No.18361486]

>>18361319
>Cali:NTR
Only good thing they got going for them I guess

[Anonymous No.18361492]

>>18361430

[Anonymous No.18361494]

>>18360917

[Anonymous No.18361500]

>>18361319
Buy property in PA

[Anonymous No.18361507]

>Helene Meisler @hmeisler
>NYSE lowest volume since March 5th
tomorrow is when the market take a massive DUMP

[Anonymous No.18361509]

Has anyone made a concerted effort to do value investing in small caps and micro caps with good results?
I feel like there's opportunity where the big boys don't have enough liquidity to play

[Anonymous No.18361514]

>>18361500
>not buying property on the Wyoming-Montana border
ngmi bro

[Anonymous No.18361517]

>>18361421
This is incredibly accurate.

[Anonymous No.18361518]

Someone said i could post anime?

[Anonymous No.18361521]

>>18361486
ntr is way overbought at these levels
cannot WAIT for that bubble to pop, hopefully all the artists go back to vanilla

[Anonymous No.18361531]

>>18361476
wtf did 4chan do to my image?

[Anonymous No.18361532]

so, what now?

[Anonymous No.18361538]

>100 years from now
Trump knows this shit was a ritual pandemic dropping the 100 word... what the fuck

[Anonymous No.18361542]

>>18361442
It is time.
Activate it.

[Anonymous No.18361543]

>>18361507
Maybe, maybe not. The machines are getting ready for battle tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18361544]

>>18361430
>those after hours numbers
you should sell tomorrow at lunch

[Anonymous No.18361549]

>>18360597
Lots of y'all want to play oil and do XOP, USO, I really think I found the black swan stock, its called PUMP. Even if its up 50% today its still down like 65% from last Feburary. Its got over 100 million cash on hand and nicely established internationally, anyway do your own DD and good luck!

[Anonymous No.18361551]

>>18361492
guess where we at now

[Anonymous No.18361559]

>>18361532
Crab market until something big happens. There's no reason to test the bottom or get boomers back in the market until something happens

[Anonymous No.18361561]

>>18361482
try the chaikinosc instead, it's a really good volume-weighted indicator. it's the macd of the a/d line so it's basically the momentum of the buying or selling pressure. even better with a MA on it.

[Anonymous No.18361562]

>>18361521
I AINT SELLING, DIAMOND HANDS

[Anonymous No.18361576]

>missed the dip and all the cheapies

i guess it's all in on oil

[Anonymous No.18361579]

>>18361551
there wasnt unlimited qe in 1929

[Anonymous No.18361584]

>>18361551
cool. now compare it to sars1, ebola, zika, and swine flu.

pro tip: you're fucked

[Anonymous No.18361586]

>>18360597
Newfag here, is it that easy to make money? Just dump everything into defense stocks?

[Anonymous No.18361587]

>>18361509
I have been

[Anonymous No.18361591]

>>18361551
Can we get an updated chart first???

[Anonymous No.18361601]

cnbc is doing everything possible to perpetuate the second bottom retest meme. It's not working.

Instead of just taking their losses these people manipulate biz media to try and make it happen.

[Anonymous No.18361602]

Neetbux question if anyone happens to know the answer.
If i filed my taxes as 'no one can claim me as a dependent", but i have a low life drug addict mother who may have claimed me without my knowledge, even though i havent lived with her in 3 years. Would i still get a check? i want to gamble it on spy calls...

[Anonymous No.18361613]

>he didnt buy the DOW and coca cola crash dip
Haha xd

[Anonymous No.18361624]

>>18361602
Yes but they might ask why they're writing two checks, it's going to be her problem not yours

[Anonymous No.18361628]

>>18361456
On their Twitter, my friend

[Anonymous No.18361630]

>>18361185
>exit indicator
Speaking of which, you want your sell widget to be a hair twitchier than your other stuff. As you're only using it for selling (not for shorting, generally) the spastic garbage it does when you're sitting in cash looking to buy is not important and has no bearing on its utility as a sell indicator. Only pay attention to it after you've bought in.

[Anonymous No.18361632]

>>18361602
No. I'm in the same situation, dumb boomer parents claimed me and I havent lived at home since like 2017. it sucks.

[Anonymous No.18361638]

This virus is bad and all, but I feel like the media has a perverse incentive to incite irrational fear in the average person.

[Anonymous No.18361639]

>>18361447
Well it might be a bit crazy tomorrow but here's what I think is going to happen.

Futures are going to pump overnight. Then market opens with a pump and shortly after like 10 minutes in there's a pump. The OPEC meeting in the morning will come after that with a huge pump. Then mid-day Mnuchin or Kudlow will come out and say some shit and the markets are gonna pump massively. In the afternoon Trump will have his press conference and markets are going to hate every word of it, so we'll see a gigantic 2-3% pump. This will all last until the final 10 minutes of trade and contrary to everyone's expectations it's going to PUMP hard.

[QQQ fanboi No.18361658]

>>18361638
Big brain post

[Anonymous No.18361659]

>>18361586
The current market is incredibly abnormal. It usually doesn't move this much every day.

>>18361601
The issue is that there's no rational reason why it should recover so quickly, we're already back above where we were before the travel bans and huge unemployment numbers. The Fed has a lot to do with it, but they're not going to talk about that on CNBC.

[Anonymous No.18361671]

How come people seem to be more bearish with BABA than bullish? The call options for September 18 seem to be absurdly cheap while the puts are oddly expensive.

I'm lead to believe that BABA will surpass AMZN in price by September.

[Anonymous No.18361676]

>>18360737
my friend let me introduce you to the covered put
the chad's limit buy

[Anonymous No.18361677]

>>18361486
The worst place in Europe and the worst place in America both have NTR. It can't be a coincidence.

[Anonymous No.18361679]

Be honest, do you ever hedge? Most of the posts on here suggest you guys won't sacrifice a few measly dollars to keep yourself from going broke if you misread the direction of a stock, all for what, to capture an extra bit of profit if you happen to be right? Are you that confident?

It's all about risk management and those who fail at it don't last long.

[Anonymous No.18361681]

>>18361638
Click bait sensationalism is main stream now.

[Anonymous No.18361683]

>>18361632
why do you say this? >>18361624 disagrees.
i feel like if we filed our taxes with no one can claim us thats more what they would go on in sending the checks.

[Anonymous No.18361685]

>thinking economics matters to making money in the stock market
No
>thinking because you made money in the stock market that means you understand economics
Big oof and no. Also the classic boomertrap.

[Anonymous No.18361690]

>>18361613
Good, now you can afford electricity

[Anonymous No.18361696]

>>18361319
Are these your fetishes that you shooped in anon? For Shame.

[Anonymous No.18361698]

>>18361638
the quintessential 105 IQ post

[Anonymous No.18361703]

>>18361532
Now we see if this is mostly oversold bounces pushing the market up or if there is more meat to it. Power hour tomorrow should be interesting to see whether the majority are okay to hold over long weekend or no. Also the oil meeting.

[Anonymous No.18361712]

>>18361613
nice $175 account you fucking peasant

[Anonymous No.18361718]

>>18361683
https://www.taxslayer.com/blog/covid-19-stimulus-checks-dependents/

[Anonymous No.18361722]

>>18361435
What happens next?

[Anonymous No.18361724]

>>18361639
you are crazy

>>18361671
I bought a couple BABA shares
why not

>>18361679
just buy good stocks and you'll never go broke

[Anonymous No.18361732]

Are futures okay?

[Anonymous No.18361734]

>>18361679
>hedge

it's called a stop loss, unironically. trading is about high probability setups and the long term. your wins should outweigh your losses, even the most perfect setup can fail so what matters is what happens over a relatively large sample size of trades. if they don't you have to change something.

[Anonymous No.18361736]

>>18361562
>Cartoonishly evil dad and brother
Garbage ntr. Do better.

[Anonymous No.18361748]

what software do you guys use to look at the market? just got a new computer with the money i have from selling some calls

[Anonymous No.18361751]

>>18361679
All the time. If I sell a lot of puts I’ll buy one or two contracts and take a lower premium. Or I’ll buy a put when I buy 100 shares at a time. I also keep my dry powder in bond etfs.

[Anonymous No.18361753]

>>18361153
>DUDE PEAK OIL

[Anonymous No.18361760]

>>18361685
the biggest problem people have to get over is thinking all they need is FA. "the stock should go up for reasons X,Y,Z, so it will go up" and then it doesn't go up is a common issue people face. literally the god mark douglass discusses it in his famous book relatively early on too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIM9o7KZb1I

[Anonymous No.18361773]

>>18360917
lol no

[Anonymous No.18361778]

>>18361732
? it is not doing shit right now which is probably bullish since we just had another big green day.

[Anonymous No.18361781]

>>18361718
This is just talking about dependents in general not if you filed your own and on your tax return say no one claimed you.

[Anonymous No.18361782]

>>18360869
really interesting thought about conditioning through vidya.

>>18361115
this is also really good advice.

[Anonymous No.18361797]

>>18361748
just tradingview and whatever my broker has

[Anonymous No.18361799]

>>18361760
The volatility is so high you don't even need to know anything about the companies whose stocks you are buying if you are going short. Actually the problem is that there is so little in the way of investors that the "big boys" can manipulate the shit out of it.

[Anonymous No.18361854]

>>18361429
You can make big gains if you have a dick bigger than the average adult female torso.

[Anonymous No.18361855]

>>18361639
You are the wiki article about delusion.
Lemme guess. You are leveraged to the max all in?

[Anonymous No.18361868]

We went from 218 to 275 in under 3 weeks. That doesn’t make anybody else nervous?

[Anonymous No.18361874]

>>18360611
Recession already priced in

Buy while you still can

[Anonymous No.18361887]

>>18361868
bears. it makes bears nervous.

[Anonymous No.18361902]

>>18361799
even with high volatility the price generally has a direction. the secret to stock trading is that the game is REALLY just about how soon you can determine whether you're trending up/down or ranging/flat. you can generally tell this by the configuration and angle of the moving averages. the period of the MA's doesn't matter in the sense that a shorter time frame will give you smaller trends and a longer time frame will give you longer trends. their configuration determines whether you are in an uptrend or a downtrend, their angle determines whether those short and long term trends are flat or not, the distance between then determines momentum and therefore acceleration (i.e. if the MA's are expanding then the price action is accelerating in that direction, and if they are contracting then price is probably ranging. if price maintains the trend and starts expanding again, that was a pullback. if it goes far enough to cross the averages, that is a reversal).

if i can impart anything to you retards is that studying EMA's and price action is extremely lucrative. entering near the EMA's is generally going to give you the best risk to reward. even the most perfect high probability setup can fail, but it's not about 1 trade it's about 100 or 10000 trades.

[Anonymous No.18361915]

>>18361319
Wow, didn't realize there was that many countries in Europe.

[Anonymous No.18361922]

>>18361584
This has virtually nothing to do with the CoV pandemic, retard.

[Anonymous No.18361958]

I'm researching KSS (Kohl's) and I'm seeing that dividend they dish out quarterly is .66 - .70. Exactly hiw safe is their dividend, because obviously social distancing has fucked retail hard. I'm literally just 6% down on NRZ right now, and considering moving that money into Kohl's because NRZ slashed their dividends to next to nothing.

[Anonymous No.18361968]

>>18361868
I mean this drop was kind of two catastrophes in one, the first being the lockdowns, the second and probably more harmful being the oil price war. Now that one is going to be resolved tomorrow we are going back to where we would be if the price war never happened.

If you look at it like that, it makes sense to see a rise like this.

[Anonymous No.18361979]

>>18361958
nah

[Anonymous No.18361991]

>>18361915
Most of them arent relevant or are memes.

[Anonymous No.18361997]

What's the optimal v shaped recovery portfolio?

[Anonymous No.18362008]

go down godammit, jerome get away from there!!!

[Anonymous No.18362015]

>>18361922
>everything bubble

[Anonymous No.18362021]

>>18361868
More cheapies if it drops again. Can't wait.

[Anonymous No.18362026]

>>18361997
100% SQQQ

[Anonymous No.18362027]

>>18361319
>femdom
I'm proud to be Austrian for the first time

[Anonymous No.18362028]

>>18362008
the only futures important rn are oil futures my dude

[Anonymous No.18362032]

>>18361868
not really. bill ackman crying on tv made me a little nervous tho

[Anonymous No.18362045]

>>18361997
Airlines, cruises, hotels, oil, and casinos. The Full Forest Gump Gambit.

[Anonymous No.18362049]

>>18361997
OTM calls.

[Anonymous No.18362063]

>>18361549
>its called PUMP

Jej, lemme guess, its sister stock is called DUMP.

Typical tricks there, merch-- Schlomo!!!

[Anonymous No.18362071]

>tfw you bought the LAST dip before the singularity and unlimited exponential gains

[Anonymous No.18362084]

>>18361185
>>18361115
>>18360869
Thank you guys for the homework, time to study

[Anonymous No.18362110]

>>18361958
Do you like losing money? You moved from a damn mortgage REIT to a failing retailer. Buy KO or something. Stop chasing yield

[Anonymous No.18362114]

>>18362028
>the only futures important rn are oil futures my dude
True. While i'm not participating in the expectation of good news pump from today I will be doing some stuff amidst the reaction to news if the news is good.

[Anonymous No.18362118]

>>18362045
>Airlines, cruises, hotels, oil, and casinos.
I'm writing this down.

[Anonymous No.18362121]

>>18361319
unrelated but reminds me of my favorite europa map

[Anonymous No.18362127]

the markets are not tied to the economy in an objective way. the markets are forward-looking, and price is based on speculation on what the majority of people BELIEVE the future will be. it's not about an objective measure of value but a subjective interpretation of what people THINK price will do. people include instituations, and even algos are developed with human reaction to events in mind, so it all equates to the same thing in the end. the reason why algos sell when there is bad news is because they assume people will read the bad news and sell too, so they're trying to get a head start on it. unfortunately that ends up being a self fulfilling prophecy, but the nice thing is that we the retail traders can capitalize on it if we are educated on the subject and have done extensive backtesting.

[Anonymous No.18362128]

>>18361050
Lots of people covering shorts tomorrow will push market up, get ready to be squeezed

[Anonymous No.18362139]

Link to the old threads lazy nigger.

[Anonymous No.18362142]

>>18362032
>bill ackman

bill ackman is a shady piece of shit. go watch the dirty money on him on netflix

[QQQ fanboi No.18362158]

>>18362128
Let’s pump, pump, pump it up to a new ATH!

This is Oestre/Easter and time to unleash the Golden Bvll anew!

[Anonymous No.18362159]

>>18362121
wow. stil can't believe that's real without a source, spain being cannibals and portugal being serial killers doesn't bode will for the coronavirus epidemics there. "how do i kill without being caught?" "blame it on the coronavirus lmaoooooooooo"

[Anonymous No.18362167]

>>18362128
That's what I initially expected, had today been green. But no one is going to have shorts left to cover after a multi-day rally.

[Anonymous No.18362182]

>>18361671
After Luckin Coffee, I don't think I trust any fucking numbers coming out of China.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3tnH4FGbd0

That said, i'm also convinced NIO is going to make me a very wealthy man in 10 years.

[Anonymous No.18362181]

>>18362032
>>18362142
is this what you're referring to? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FItEjc6VtuU

because it's still hilarious to get high and watch this bullshit lmao.

[Anonymous No.18362190]

>>18361958
AMZN may or may not buy them out at some point FYI.

[QQQ fanboi No.18362196]

>>18362182
>After Luckin Coffee, I don't think I trust any fucking numbers coming out of China.

How stoppid are you!?!?

You didn’t know BEFORE Lucky Luke?

What rock in Colorado do you live under?

[Anonymous No.18362198]

>>18361868
Yep, that’s why I’m comfy in my 6/19 puts that I opened at 3:59.

[Anonymous No.18362202]

>>18362045
>>18362118
I bet an equal weight spread across all of those sectors will produce pretty killer returns in coming year or so. There will be some bankruptcies in there but overall you should win.

[Anonymous No.18362205]

>>18362181
yeah that dipshit. he FUD'd the market and made a bunch of money off it

[Anonymous No.18362212]

>>18361319
I had no idea futa was so popular

What ever island that is that voted chikan is fucking based tho

[Anonymous No.18362222]

>>18361997
SPY puts

[Anonymous No.18362250]

>>18362205
more power to him. i used to get mad about that stuff but now all i can think about is how i can do that myself potentially. i feel like an honorary jew, life gets weird when you get deep into the stock market. i wish i had the legit power to manipulate stuff, if i ever make a million or more i'd be happy to retire and quit entirely.

[Anonymous No.18362251]

>Donald Trump says he will look at pardoning Tiger King's Joe Exotic

YEAH, I'M THINKING WE'RE BACK

[Anonymous No.18362260]

>get to rake in all the oil profits before FF7 Remake drops

gonna be a good day tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18362265]

>>18362205
I really wonder what his bearish hedge was, turned 2.6 million into billions, I don't think I could pull that off even if I knew we would dump hard.

[Anonymous No.18362269]

Please rate this new Bobo that just caught a bull buying a dip. Let me know if any edits are needed.

[Anonymous No.18362271]

>The United States may withdraw its military and air defense systems from Saudi Arabia if Riyadh and Moscow do not reach an agreement on stabilizing oil prices, the Russian news site Top War reported, citing U.S. media sources. “A bill providing for the withdrawal of the U.S. Army and air defense systems from Saudi Arabia was prepared by Republican Senators Kevin Kramer and Dan Sullivan,” Top War reported.

This better be some gay ass Russian bullshit because America cannot be this fucking stupid to give Russia a reason to not cap production tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18362272]

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[Anonymous No.18362273]

>>18362121
Spain and Portugal, have a seat over there. I have further questions. This interview is being recorded.

[Anonymous No.18362276]

>>18362260
what is your oil bet?

[Anonymous No.18362294]

>>18362265
it helps if you get an interview on CNBC of all fucking places. there's a difference between "knew we would dump that hard" and "making a significant impact on causing us to dump that hard and shorting before hand".

[Anonymous No.18362301]

>futures hovering around 0
Kinda glad I took profit on Air Canada and BAM today

[Anonymous No.18362309]

Jesus, up 25% from the bottom, almost hitting the 50% retrace. I really fucking hope OPEC fucks us over

[Anonymous No.18362314]

>>18362269
make it more intense. you know what i mean. that "really? REALLY? HE BOUGHT THE DIP, R E A L L Y ?" feeling, but graphically.

[QQQ fanboi No.18362319]

>>18362271
Big if true

[Anonymous No.18362329]

>>18362269
Actually saved, and I fucking hate Bobofags as nearly on the level of Bullcucks

[Anonymous No.18362333]

>>18362314
Maybe it's the mouth. I can't seem to get it like I want. Back soon.

[Anonymous No.18362336]

>>18362301
Yeah I was up 20% on damn BPY, mad. Took profits on that cause a bond rating downgrade was being considered. Would love to see another leg down in this market. Still so much more boat loading I would love to do.

[Anonymous No.18362349]

>lose money on retarded gambling
>"LOL FUCKING CLOWN MARKET, GUSY!"

[Anonymous No.18362351]

>>18362271
I can imagine that politicians are fed up with the Saudi's but someone will torpedo that before it ever reaches Trump's desk

[Anonymous No.18362353]

>>18362269
The cheek fold was a nice touch

[Anonymous No.18362358]

>>18361111
Wow digits confirm

[Anonymous No.18362363]

>>18362272
https://www.boston25news.com/news/did-covid-19-come-us-early-november-or-december/5QSAYHAAWFE2BMEI7JFP6W25XU/
Fake and gay, fuck off

[Anonymous No.18362366]

>futures +100 this early
wtf is going on. This is ridiculous. There was nothing but bad news today, Trump essentially spit on the saudis just now, and there is nothing but bad news coming with jobs and earnings. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND. WHAT IS THERE TO RALLY ABOUT.

[Anonymous No.18362373]

Can't believe we're getting another Trump Presidency, maybe we'll get to see the Democratic party REALLY dissolve in the next few years. Although it's probably already priced in at this point.

[Anonymous No.18362378]

Wayyy too many green ID's here...

[Anonymous No.18362382]

>>18362349
but I've made all the money I lost back and then some

[Anonymous No.18362389]

>>18362366
peak virus, simp

[Anonymous No.18362392]

I'm bored of the market. Will be back in a few months maybe. No more spoons.

[Anonymous No.18362393]

I'd like to know what the fuck MBS was thinking when his entire country's military power is sourced from the US and is his war against Yemen.

[Anonymous No.18362398]

>>18362366
mate it's half a percent that's not exactly a face ripping rally, futures don't really mean anything until either an hour before open or limit up/down

[Anonymous No.18362401]

>>18361262
Tbh I agree. I have thought this, I want to impregnate my baby mama again. This is weird, but. Confirmation that looking at all these traps over the years didn’t make me gay

[Anonymous No.18362403]

>>18362366
Wakey wakey Bearniggers

[Anonymous No.18362408]

>>18362366
market is decoupled from reality, just a bunch of high frequency trading bots pumping and dumping for short term gains while they can

[Anonymous No.18362411]

>>18362373
Hopefully. What a fucking degenerate party. The GOP is capturing many young voters now, while the Dems are just chasing them away. They need to reform or they will completely collapse.

[Anonymous No.18362415]

>>18362393
The US was going to pull out of there anyway if shale could make the US independent for the forseeable future. And the export of it would have reduced the income from the one thing Saudi Arabia actually sells.

[Anonymous No.18362427]

They bought 12k ABT machines, each of which costs over 10k...

Buy ABT?

[Anonymous No.18362430]

>>18361173
Never touch a woman who buys hellmans mayo

[Anonymous No.18362435]

>>18362190
That was in the back of my head, and I know if those rumors it would surge for a bit. After that though, there's no comparison to their stock prices. I'm assuming they'd just buy those stocks back after absorbing them?

[Anonymous No.18362436]

>>18362349
>try to explain to people how they can take small bites out of the market with low risk, medium reward
>naw i want the high risk high reward
>WAAAAHHHH WHY I LOSE MONEY?????

every fucking time.

[Anonymous No.18362437]

@jimcramer
Saudis take stake in majors... how big will that cut be???

[Anonymous No.18362438]

>>18361613
Lmao 40 fucking dollars on a 30% move. Absolute state of poorfags.

[Anonymous No.18362439]

>>18362393
>retarded sandnigger silver spoon thinks he can dictate what we do like Israel

more news at 11

[Anonymous No.18362440]

>>18362314
>>18362329
>>18362353
v.2
The cheek fold was actually part of the image I started with. I added the folds right above his teeth.

[Anonymous No.18362444]

>>18362349
if you think that the stock market is gambling you are doing it wrong.

[Anonymous No.18362450]

>>18362392
k see you tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18362451]

>>18362389
Peak virus? First off, "flattening" is still a daily increase in cases every day from the day before. Second, it is flattening due to no one working or going out to do stuff. Economy is at a standstill, Fed Minute report says the damage is going to be worse than ever anticipated, and if we end it too early we will spread the virus again. Peak doesn't mean shit when cases neither have dwindled nor people are projected to get back to work.

>>18362398
Still pisses me off. Hell, Trump literally hinted that Biden might get charged soon. How do we rally at all and not go to limit down.

>>18362408
Going into long weekend. As if with all this rallying there shouldn't be sell offs just for the sake of profit even.

[Anonymous No.18362472]

>>18362451
>How do we rally at all and not go to limit down.
Because Biden winning would be bad, and Biden being indicted would be incredibly bullish?

[Anonymous No.18362474]

>>18360597
Is this shit going to dump again?

[Anonymous No.18362485]

>>18362474
Yes

[Anonymous No.18362488]

>>18362472
Biden isn't getting indicted for anything

[Anonymous No.18362492]

>>18362474
Yep

[Anonymous No.18362493]

>>18362451
Doesn't matter, PEAK VIRUS, SIMP
Can't hear you over the sound of my BRRRRRRRRRR

Dow 30,000 by June

[Anonymous No.18362495]

>>18362474
Yes tomorrow when latest dept. of labor unemployment stats are out

[Anonymous No.18362506]

>>18362495
Just like the last two times.

[Anonymous No.18362508]

>>18362474
It will bleed slowly until the new bottom some time in early July. No more big double circuit breaker days for us, at least in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.18362519]

>>18360597
SP500 will pump up to 3000 before crashing down to 2000 in the next month.

[Anonymous No.18362527]

>>18362493
I don't know anyone with corona, but I do know a ton of people who were either laid off or furloughed.

[Anonymous No.18362528]

>>18362495
what has change this time? the first 2 jobless and unemployment numbers came out and the market was green on those days.

[Anonymous No.18362529]

>>18362472
Only paid actors and Sanders voters believe he raped that girl.

[Anonymous No.18362534]

>>18362474
>>18362485
>>18362492
>>18362495
I'm not gay, but you're giving me a boner

[Anonymous No.18362535]

>>18362530
>>18362530
>>18362530
new

[Anonymous No.18362555]

>>18362506
>>18362528
It will be 10 million+ newly unemployed in the last week

[Anonymous No.18362557]

>>18362527
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[Anonymous No.18362561]

>>18362440
make it more intense with the, idk what you call them, zoom in lines or something like in anime. google "anime zoom" images.

[Anonymous No.18362563]

Why didn't anyone tell me selling covered calls weekly was so comfy? Bull bro comes to my house on Monday, delivers my tasty preemies. Bull bro is left staring at the magic green line all week of for a whole month praying it goes up lots, which I fucking hate doing. If bull bro wins He buys my stock at a profit for me. He will also usually do this early, freeing me up to do it all again and get more preemies. Jesus this is great for me, it removes so much stress. I don't care about mooning stocks, I'd rather just be the guy who sells the tickets. Will I ever hit it big this way? Probably not, but once in awhile I use bull bros funds to buy me crazy cheapos like WTI or USO or cruise ships. Is this the fastest way to diversify your portfolio on silly billy corona cheapies?

[Anonymous No.18362597]

>>18362563
If you don't care about holding for long term capital gains advantages, then sure.

[Anonymous No.18362603]

>>18362529
He has molested multiple underage girls on camera at events, why would it be difficult to believe he raped a girl?

[Anonymous No.18362612]

>>18361421
10/10 accuracy, can confirm.

[Anonymous No.18362625]

>>18362127
this

[Anonymous No.18362632]

uhh guys how do I roll my put debit spreads?

[Anonymous No.18362656]

>>18362603
because he is open about being an old degenerate. much like trump talking about pussy grabbing. its too obvious.

[Anonymous No.18362682]

>>18362401
>The weak should fear the strong.

[Anonymous No.18362773]

>>18362436
After my first few months I realized the error of my ways and have since been steady gaining. Well, until last month lol. But now I just consider this a fire sale season and don't even care.

[Anonymous No.18362917]

>>18361319
>you will never have a faroese harem

[Anonymous No.18363011]

>>18361319
>california is into cuck porn
pottery
>>18361551
Ah, yes, a month old chart that matches the first 16 days of a year long dive.

[Anonymous No.18363012]

>>18362366
markets are always pumping after hours and fuck over everyone playing it safe by unloading at the end of the day. then people buy at open, it dumps, they sell, then it starts pumping again.

rinse and repeat.

[Anonymous No.18363058]

>>18361602
youd know this best but who knows if she even claimed you dude, you may as well put ur direct deposit info on the irs or treasury website whenever they set that shit up

[Anonymous No.18363734]

more Chinese Fraud including iQIYI.

[Anonymous No.18363909]

>>18362121
Germans are confirmed retards lmao

[Anonymous No.18364207]

>>18363734
kek i remember /smg/ shilling this at $40. don't be a racist they said, this time it's legit