/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>59612449
niggas would buy anything instead of trusting EPILEPTIC... don't let the site run away from it... really, if you have seizures just go to dexscreener and get it kek

Two more hours until MOASS. I'm going to party so hard.

>>59297287
Why are ETH LINK maxis still stuck in the past? Solana LINK is cheaper, faster, and already outperforming them. Sergey cope incoming.

>>59197862
Fuck it, this is a ROCKY general now
waddup ROCKYbros?

>>59045049
If Trump wins = Kendu Inu pumps
If Harris wins = Kendu Inu pumps
If Biden wins = not gonna happen but Kendu pumps

>>59006596
Cat is trying to buy some CATE to support his race, since CATE donates a percentage of the liquidity to cat shelters

>>58959821
Its also worth mentioning that only 1 subnet is doing all this burning. Imagine what it willl be like when 10 or 20 subnet will behave similarly? ICP will become hyper deflationary.

The only thing you got right is that this cycle is different. Things are more bullish than they've ever been, but few seem to realize.

Yes, we are entering a recession. Here's how things will play out for /biz/ chads:
>market dumps Black Tuesday style
>trillions wiped from the portfolios of millions of normies
>they ponder how to make their money back sometime this decade
>remember about crypto
>remember they heard something about a Bitcoin ETF a few months ago
>figure crypto can't really be that risky if there are crypto ETFs
>ask chat gpt what cryptos they should buy because useless niggercattle normies don't have the drive or ability to do their own research
>it gives them safe plays in the top 20 coins and also spits out a few of the top memes like pepe and apu that get discussed in circles like /biz/
>trillions flow into things /biz/raelis have been holding
>we time the top, leaving the normies holding the bags
>tfw we just witnessed the biggest gigapump in history
>tfw a new batch of incel millionaires have been minted
>tfw boomers an hero after losing their undeserved life savings
I don't know why you're lying to yourself that a recession isn't coming, you should be waiting for it to happen.

>boss thanked me today for how hard I’ve been working
>actually haven’t been working very hard at all

>>58829199
How does that affect my Kendu Inu bags?

>>58809731
Sure thing
They're all white, $yakub created them, they owe him

>>58778649
They're all a casino but they can rugpull you
Unlike flip.gg that's literally a crypto casino that cannot rugpull you, worst case scenario you get rugpulled by yourself

>>58742286
>Ethereum memecoins
I can sense my FAC bags pumping with this one, thanks anon

>>58586893
I was fudded on KERMIT and that coin just goes up, GME and KERMIT bros can't stop winning

>>58462039
This really made me remember that time when I had a 50x with VINU
Good times indeed

>>58380380
That's what I'm doing with MUMU you meathead

>>58023225

Memes peaked
BTC die
NFT games now, I going for GRAVITY

>>57730566
It's easy, just look up a new low value shitcoin, invest, wait for the spike, sell and gtfo
Worked well for me before and i'm gonna do it again

>>57613725
>portfolio's day change ends in green
>Voodoo Child starts playing

Stealth mode engaged.

Curious enough, I'm holding that shit since October, glad to see more fags on biz buying it

>>56978824
Meanwhile my VINU bags remain up and pumping
>its worth less than one bazillion cent
that doesn't matter when i have 30 k in it, and it pumps at a rate of 44% up each month. The profits are stupid

about a treasure hunting mockumentary series. Think a first-person POV Indiana Jones, but instead of one person it’s a team. Since it’s a fake documentary series, we’ll make it so we find legendary treasure like the Knights Templar. We can use our creativity and AI for the storylines.