/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'll try asking again here, what should I add to my watch list?

MY HMNY PUTS

>>9758702
Every stock you like and you can keep track of

>>9758684
what're today's plays boys?

Deans is really getting the short end of the stick today

>>9758708
Why are they down when HMNY is basically at the lowest point its ever been?

>>9758733
they aren't down

I'm doing it brehs I might actually make it back to my peak

>>9758702
I just trade options on SPY, EEM, IWM, XLF, GLD, USO, EFA, XOP, EWZ, GDX, HYG, FXI, SLV and TLT bro.

>>9758684
i bought some EVLV. priced pretty much dead on for fair value. analyst target is 2.00 and my target is 3 on an amazon buyout rumor. not much volatility or risk of crazy downside, and little old ladies fucking love home shopping. i see people ordering their shit every day at work.

Me already longed and closed
Hate longing gross

>>9758744
>>9758733
positive delta soon

>>9758733
I heard HMNY has strong unbreakable support @ $0 senpai

>>9758744
I'm just looking at the June 15 ones. $0.50 put is down 23%.

>>9758746
>>9758702
forgot VXX and QQQ

>>9758765
HMNY $3 soon

>>9758765
robingay lists them as having .13 value but forces you to pay either .15 or .10 so if you bought .15 it would instantly show as a loss

>>9758702
>Broista !!ae84pnzr758

JFC not another one.

NO WHY IS GENERAL MILLS AND KRAFT FOOD GOING DOWN

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>9758684
People fucking laughed at me for wanting to buy APHQF, fucking weed stocks but who is laughing now you faggots. I'm going to sell this shit before the results to the vote too.

>>9758781
I don't have any. I'm just looking at their value here
https://seekingalpha.com/symbol/HMNY/options

>>9758792
REEEE FUCKING ANALYSTS

>>9758773
I know better than to listen to you.

Dont buy this dip yet, squeeze and ticks are bear

I know it’s stupid to worry about a couple of cents when I’m only buying one share and don’t plan on selling, but I’m seeing if SPHD will drop a bit first

>>9758798
hey i been HODLing APHQF for a while now. theyre doing good

is the vote thursday or friday?

These drops are pretty sharp

>>9758805
Thinking of pulling out since I'm just about breaking even right now and just throwing that money into Amazon

>>9758810
There hope for you yet, anon

>>9758805
looks like someone wants a better entry point
all analysts should be shot desu

>>9758860
>selling your Kraft and Gis at 5 year lows
anon... golden income

>>9758843
Thursday my man but realistically it probably won't pass.

>>9758684
Need to make one of Duterte.

>>9758873
You as well. Reluctant Kneepad Girl.

>ANW

No one seems to talk about AMRS anymore whats the newest biz meme stock

>>9758876
Idk man, what's stopping Amazon from just completely taking over the market in the future and leaving GIS and KHC in the dust.

>>9758897
AMRS is hibernating
It is a quiet stock that seems to bounce on and off the $5.1 mark

>>9758901
>amazon will take over blah blah
Thats an analyst meme, there is room for everyone

>gis and kraft in the dust
They own literally everything in your refrigerator

>>9758876
Well, better to sell at 5 year lows than wait 5 more years and selling at 10 year lows...

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT TRENDLINE ON CRUDE OIL MADE OUT OF, GET THAT SHIT OUT OF THE WAY

>>9758921
I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT WILL HAPPEN

man if TLT keeps mooning imma have to just eat this shit. bummed. dont know why the FED would allow the 20-30yr yields get this low. the yield curve is ridiculously flat right now. they need to dump em or itll invert

STOP. DIPPING.

>>9758876
Those companies are not cheap regarding to their net income
They are generally very indebted

I think their management thinks their businesses would be going on forever without be disrupted and decided to borrow money to pay dividends and do share buybacks

Also, why buy these boring companies with boring yield when you have bonds and treasuries that offer almost the same yields ?

>>9758984
>boring
literally the most exciting megacaps right now

>why not buy bonds
I do, but they dont have growth potential like these stocks

>they are very indebted
Not a problem, all that matters is their cash flow which is set to increased because they are dividend aristocrats

>>9758984
no (or atleast less) interest rate risk on consumers. bonds will be a better buy in a year though

its my half birthday today guys

>>9758746
I don't have much knowledge of trading options, I've mostly just short sold stocks and sat on divs any advice?

>>9759052
Wtf is a half birthday?

>>9759016
I was stating what I think is the market sentiment

They are definitely what Buffett-sama would tell you to buy

>>9759018
Yeah
If you are strictly looking at the metrics, yields on consumer staples are not that interesting comparing to bonds
Also, I don't think we will be in full on bond bear market anytime soon, despite what the FED do with the rates

>>9759074
Shot in the dark but 6 month mark between birthdays?

Okay

So I'm now:

Long 1 NFLX Aug17'18 350 Put
Short 1 NFLX Aug17'18 345 Put


This is the position I'd like to have. What's to stop someone from assigning me on my short so I lose my hedge? Do I need to constantly monitor my position or what?

>>9759063
cut your winners short and let your losers ride.

>>9759101
Awesome, I'll paper trade that for a while until I feel comfortable with my calls

>>9759076
Buffet says: the best time to buy value stocks is when the market is afraid of them

despite what Duh Profit says, Bonds will NEVER look better than these because your yield on cost by next year will be over 6%-8%

All in all, Never sell your General Mills at these prices, especially when they are acquiring the next bitcoin (petfood)

>>9759063
study the fuck out of them and papertrade them before you even try them desu

>>9759076
yea im not all that crazy on consumers either, but i DO believe that bonds are gonna get smashed and likely soon. at least the longterm ones. if FED doesnt dump them and soon, theyre gonna invert the yield curve. theyre already skirting on the outer edge of it as is. its almost totally flat

>>9759074
6 months before your real birthday

>>9759101
I like to cut my winners and average down on my losers..

>>9759117
lol and speak of the devil. here comes a high volume DUMP on TLT

>>9758840
You're right it is stupid

also FYI: SBUX is increasing its div so fat that you should have a 14% yield on cost 10 years from now

>netflix shorts

>>9759184
Based Small specs losing everything!

>>9759081
>>9759130
Sounds like some numale s0yb0y shit to me. Do you celebrate this?

>>9759210
I hope if they do anything it better be like that shit we saw yesterday with the kid.

God I hate myself for not buying SNAP last week, wtf was I thinking.

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having a chicken salad with no croutons on romaine and I'm up today. Got a bunch of free capital so I'm using this time to research. It's a beautiful day out so I can't wait to clock out!

>>9759210
I go full /Drinkboys/

>>9759220
>if they do anything it better be like that shit we saw yesterday with the kid.
wat?

>>9759245

>>9759259
the kid getting his caked rekt

>>9759245
based checkin

>>9759245
god yes that looks fucking amazing, i just woke up and dehydrated from drinking.. salad looks so good when im dehydrated

>>9759245
Based Lunchbro
Enjoy m8

>>9759259
This kid gets rekt by his family on his birthday for being a small obnoxious faggot.

so happy i added to my ODP position yesterday

>>9759279
Dude it's a weekday, what are you doing drinking so much Big5. Damn dude, I know I have said this before but you are really going off the deep end. I hope everything is ok.

>>9759245
Delicious as always Lunchbro. Enjoy!

>>9759289
Yeah maybe if he wasn't such a little faggot he could have done something to stand up for him self, but nah kid got fucking rekt.

Is there any reason for me not to go all in on Amazon rn

>>9759274
>>9759289
kek
oh yeah. that was brutal

>>9759316
That's what he gets for trusting his family and loved ones. It's a lesson in life everyone learns the hard way but hopefully he learns young.

>>9759274
lmao nigga even tried to cut cake that wasn't even there.

>>9759322
Stock Split when?

>>9759322
there must be a reason but i cant find one

>>9759322
Honestly you might as well, they are so big and doing so many things to grow their market share it's stupid.

>>9759322
you might make too much money
bezos is a faggot and suxx coxxx
the amazon rainforest is in brazil
the P/E is stupefying
uhhhhh
bezos is a bald faggot
idk

>>9759322
it's at all time highs and has like a P/E of 400000?

>>9759431
its always at ATH

>>9759245

>frozen "chicken" on rubbage and bagged cheese with some white stuff labeled as salad dressing

Americans eat like shit. No wonder you're all fat.

>>9759245
Based, I’m too hungover and nauseous to eat

No buy signal on the SPY yet...

>>9759512
If it makes you feel any better I got a free cup of grapes with it

down -0.4% today so far because of GIS, BAC and BRKB

>>9759526
equities are gonna keep going sideways until FED shitpost desu
we need to figure out what those central bankers got for us up next. and judging by them letting longterm treasuries get bought up like mad (even while the yield curve is dangerously flat), it seems their plan is to let the yield curve invert and crash this economy with no survivors.

>>9759565

>One thing cancels out the other

It doesn't work that way, amerifat.

>>9759322
You're paying for the next 200 years of Amazon earnings at current valuations.
Amazon hasn't had it's mandatory Trump related large business scandal yet.
Amazon's earnings comes from AWS, which is tied to tech so if the bubble bursts say goodbye to profitability.
If you hold the S&P500, you already own AMZN

t. Amazon shareholder

>>9759626
They don't cancel each other out, it's more like speedballing.

>>9759640
this is sound advice. i mean really, well over half the S&P is just the few tech monoliths. and the SPY is like 1/5th of the price

sold Ebay
probably a bad idea

Why is OKTA going down bros? I put so much money in that.
Their earns come out tomorrow.

>>9759626
No bully lunchbro. Ever.

Dean Foods is getting rekt
fuuuuck

>>9759716
good. I'm tired of you posting milk all day

>>9759729
Its going to mid teens this summer

>>9759626
>>9759512
Fuck off Euroshit, people are definitely starting to get fatter where you are from.

>>9759716
Dean is gay, should've invested in Hank Co.

why are there so many somalians in minnesota? i was driving around through the midwest, and literally every single person i saw with minnesota plates was a somali. why?

>>9759700

This isn't your safespace.

>>9759593
I expect a huge market “correction” when there’s another rate hike announced. Ideally I’m going to pull my money out by the end of next week (it helps that I’ll be on vacation).

>>9759770
thanks obama

>>9759210
I don't, I barely celebrate my actual birthday

>>9759770
Population replacement. There wasn’t enough diversity in the Midwest since only whites people lived there. Thus that had to be fixed.

>>9759742
maybe winter.. going by monthly and weekly..

>>9759774
OBSESSED

>>9759770
They had to find a place that would fit with the lifestyle they were accustomed too. Shitty, depressing flyover state in burger land was as close to their war torn African shit hole as they could get.

>>9759770
(((Refugees))) the US imported and thought they would be happy there.

>>9759774
>not knowing lunchbro is the one day of light in this shithole
How new are you?

>>9759774
I'd rather hang out with Amerifats than with Eurotrash Mudslimes.

>>9758684
Don't trust him guys, illuminati tries to get all of our money but the games is rigged because they have a dialog with shadows that make you buy high and sell low.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfLOt5P6nSk

>>9759790
lel but why would they choose minnesota out of all the other warmer states? i dont mind the weather over there as im used to that whole rustbelt winter, but i cant imagine going from fucking somalia to minnesota. that would be horrendous

>>9759802
midwest is fine as is imo
i especially like indiana. people out there in the sticks are wild as fuck. we had some guy at a gas station come over and show us the fuckhuge snapping turtle that he grabbed out of the creek. he pulled it out of the back of his pickup truck barehanded and was swinging it around. midwest seems plenty diverse enough just with the weird assortments of white people desu

Should have held Blackberry
shoulda woulda coulda

>>9759749

America is still leading by a wide margin

It's not even close, amerifat

>>9759854
You right, they are!

>>9759854
new zealands stats are probably artificially pumped due to kimdotcoms lard ass

>>9759851
Because there’s no jobs so it’s just like home and the government doesn’t have to provide them with air conditioning.

>>9759865
>euro
fuck that. lets see it broken down country by country. fuck averaging it in with a bunch of half starved shitholes

>>9759854
if it weren't for mexicans, blacks, and midwest states i don't think america would be that fat....

>>9759866
The dude is 6’7”, if he started lifting and cut weight he’d be a UNIT

dollar looks like it might be getting ready to jump of a bridge

>>9759877
kek

>>9759903
damn str8, but i doubt hell give up the cheezburgers, ya know?

>>9759898
can confirm. I live on the coast and have never even seen a fat person.

>>9759921
The amount of fat fucks in Texas is disgusting.

If there's enough interest in it I may start a discord channel for all of us to use and actively call stuff out during the day as we see it

>>9759898
>blaming minorities for the reason you're fat

fucking kek.

Look at that - they only raise the average 2%

>>9759921
i live in california most the fat people are mexicans, blacks and people that moved here from midwest states.

Also, i think alot more over weight people go to the doctors and become part of that stat because they are over weight, i know plenty of people that are thin and haven't been to the doctor in years, so i'm assuming they wouldn't be in those stats

>>9759954
It's like they say, everything is bigger in Texas, even your women.

>>9759957
I'd probably post more if there was a discord, but at the same time, I will express my disdain without citing a proper reason as such:
>discord

>>9759770
I know right? I don't go past Hinckley though so I never see them

>>9759921
>>9759954
yea texas and the bible belt in particular is the fattest place in the US ive ever been to. cant really blame em though, butter is one of the main food groups out there, and it fucking tastes really good. not to mention its cheap and the portions are retarded. western kentucky and tennessee are my jam

fuck off commie

>>9759994
there also isn't shit to do there

What's the best thing for a leaf to use?
No robinhood here.

>>9759980
>>9759994
It’s literal laziness. I saw a guy drive his Polaris side by side to his mail box yesterday, a whole 25ft.

>>9759999
Checked And Rekt

Somalians are used to failure so they fit right in here in Minnesota, as I said I don't go more south than Hinckley though and never see them

>>9760020

>>9758745
Are you me ? From the future ?

>>9759999
yea but its cheap and beautiful. brand name smokes down there are like $4 a pack. and you can smoke fucking EVERYWHERE. its awesome.

but youre right, they got some good rock shows down there from time to time, but there aint much happening most of the time. i really liked murray when i was down there. the whole damn town came out to see us play. bored people tend to make better music, and have a shit ton more fun than people who are overstimulated from living in major cities.

>>9760020
kek, yea in tennessee i was in a diner and was sitting next to some guy with an oxygen tank, smoking like a chimney. he asked the waitress to go grab him some smokes from the vending machine (about 15 feet away). pretty bleak. and theres definitely a lot of that down there. no work and nothing to do can do a lot of bad things to your will to live

>>9760054
AHHHH WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>>9760080
I've never even seen a $4 pack of cigarettes. Fucking CT is broke as shit. Our fucking government pensions and benefits are 40% of our annual budget. Fucking crooks in Hartford should go introduce themselves to UVXY's corporate policies.

>>9760080
i don't smoke ciggs.. only weed sometimes.. is weed legalized there? can you surf, dirtbike and snowboard in the same day? is vegas only a few hour travel away? or mexico? do you have alot of lakes to go wake boarding on? what about theme parks do you guys got alot of them?

>>9760122
They've got about a dozen all you can eat joints withing a 20 mile radius.

>>9760020
eastern kentucky and some parts of west virginia was about the most depressing thing ive ever seen in my life though. absolutely beautiful countryside (i fucking LOVE appalachia), but fuck that place was beat down. fucking meth heads everywhere scurrying around like rats, and not a job in sight

AMD NO!

>>9760080
Minimum is like 8-9$ for Newports here and that's without the recent hike. I only socially smoke Nat Sherman's black & gold's though. I love the quiet country life, I want private land so that I can fabricate stuff for money and shoot shit in peace.

>>9760080
I ran a call a few years ago where an old man lit himself up smoking on oxygen. Face and hands were black. He was still smoking and laughing when I got there. Just wrap him up and transport.

>>9760145
It’s mostly rich Boomers here. Oil industry is king here and they landed jobs pushing buttons in a refinery for 6 figures. Then convince themselves they work hard. Thier laziness disgusts me to no end.

>>9760122
in murray (since the college is owned by big tobacco money) they actually have a straight up weed plantation. apparently theyre trying to force legislation to grow it so they can out compete the hippies in CO, so maybe sooner than youd think.

>surf
no. you can fish though. the "land between the lakes" is an awesome spot
>dirtbike
OH YEA
>snowboard
lol no hills
>is vegas only a few hour travel away
its actually not THAT far desu
>or mexico
texas is pretty close kek
>alot of lakes to go wake boarding on
not a lot, but yeah they do

but its got its perks. food is cheap, cost of living is nill, state tax doesnt exist, the people are as friendly as it gets, a lot of the women arent total whores (and the ones that didnt get forcefed butter their whole childhood are smokin. and i dig that accent on chicks desu). dont knock it till ya tried it, but again, i dont live there, i just had a really good time out around there. people are excited to actually go out and see music and actually enjoy themselves. so hard to get NYC faggots to do the same

>>9760186
>I want private land so that I can fabricate stuff for money and shoot shit in peace
and thats the point desu

>>9760229
>I ran a call a few years ago where an old man lit himself up smoking on oxygen. Face and hands were black. He was still smoking and laughing when I got there. Just wrap him up and transport.
kek yea i was worried i was gonna explode. no one else seemed concerned, so i figured it was standard

Okay I made a discord
8W8MVX

>>9760291
The true American dream

>>9758710

Long on shitposting and tripfags circle jerking each other

>>9760118
Ahhh shit. You’re in CT too? Stuttering fuck is killing us.

>>9760307
Filtered

>>9759770
They don’t call Minnesota New Sweden for nothing.

>>9760307
>>9760344
Okay I made a dis.cord
8W 8M VX

>>9760315
yea its something else. though if i was gonna settle down somewhere down south, id probably go with asheville NC. its stunningly beautiful around there. especially up in the mountains

>>9760118
kentucky and tennessee are broke as shit too, but the state govt IS big tobacco families, so there is absolutely NO state tax on cigs

Is noone going to talk about abyssmal volume yesterday and today in the market? Whats going on?

>>9760352
Double filtered

>>9760346

This.

It's the state with the most Scandinavian ancestry.

>>9760346
Hey now, I'm Finnish! My area is mostly Finnish and Norwegian.

>>9760375 >>9760352
Biz is not making this easy.

>>9760366
SPY should 268 right now

>>9760405
He's just memeing. If he was serious, he'd filter your tripcode like I'm going to.

>>9760405
I dont think you understand

>>9760405

fuck off and dfie

>>9760405
Ok, they're not saying your link is filtered anon, they're saying that they are filtering your posts by your tripcode.
Anybody show up to your discord nigga?

>>9760405
a lot of folks tend to think that discords lead to more drama than necessary. for whatever reason it appears to be true. ive seen several generals/communities literally tear themselves apart in those things. dunno why

>>9760427
This is what is Known as the "Golden Bull Run"
maybe youve heard of it

>>9760054
can i pay you to tell me your trades so i can inverse them...?

>>9760401

Do you work at St.Lukes?

>>9760405
you are a fucking moron.

>>9760054
you can pinpoint the exact moment he started taking /smg/'s advice

>>9760432
>>9760436
>>9760446
>>9760450
I forgot I was being a tripfag

>>9760490
im pretty sure youre missing the point lad

>>9760490
stop posting

>>9760506
No I think I got it now, it only took going full retard for a bit

lol
Are you not entertained!?

>>9760522
>>9760490
stop right there newfag.

i'm pretty sure you don't have a clue why you are such a faggot so just stop being a faggot.

i wish bonds would make up their fucking mind as to where to go already
KILL ME OR FUCKING PAY ME ALREADY

>>9760550
just buy bonds and hold bonds. dont sell bonds
you know exactly what you're getting in to when you buy them, unless there's a default why worry?

Toad in the Hole time

>>9760405
>He deleted the discord

USO MOON MISSION IS A GOOOO!!!!!!

>>9760570
im doing that too, i was just speculating that the FED was gonna have to dump longterm treasuries to normalize the yield curve a little, but it seems theyre just letting it ride

>>9760550

kill yourself, asshole.

>>9760610
whats the reason?

>>9760478
Nope, St. Mary's

>>9760612
go fuck yourself first, faggot

>>9760604

>>9759764
+9001 for Venture Bros reference

>>9760604
you know we got ids, right?

>>9760724

>>9760724
somehow reddit is finding out about /biz/.. but thats not the bad part.. they are starting to find their way into /smg/... its getting pretty bad desu

>>9760470

>>9760736
what am i missing here?
the guy stopped tripping and then started trying to pretend to be someone else making fun of him

>>9760623
cause some one is going to make a shit load of money on this arbitrage play.

LPL could run with some volume. Short squeeze, ask big5guy.

>>9760779
makes sense
still wary of going super long on it right now. might wait until after OPEC next week

>HMNY broke the $0.40 resistance

>>9760858

>>9760758

>>9760858
>t

RTI technical breakout! Up 16% and maybe still climbing. I keep laddering up stop loss in case this is a pumpy dumpy.

One day plus two hours remaining until senate legalization vote. Conservative motion to delay vote was struck down yesterday. This is happening.

>>9760892
Degenerate Freak
Pump it

>>9760858
https://youtu.be/y9V9QqswjYo

>>9760909
redpill me on RTI

>>9760909
>Conservative motion to delay vote was struck down yesterday
thats bretty big
what else is standing in the way other than the vote itself?

>>9758702
Whoa what app is that?

>>9760746
>they are starting to find their way into /smg/... its getting pretty bad desu.
Welp! I guess I'll be leaving. It's been an honor and privilege to trade memes with you fine folks, but now that the commies have invaded I will be going.

>HMNY

>Dow still red

>>9761027
youre kidding right? this site has been infested by reddit since like 2010.

/smg/ still kicks the snot outta pretty much every other thread on other boards, and definitely every other general

>>9761047
pinksheet it

>>9761092
excellent photography there
you really get a feel for how calmly and coldly those guys can just "call in" billions of dollars of destruction

>>9761047
Meanwhile, ALT is doing a thing

Sold my twtr today

Big gains friendos

>>9759095

bump. explain please. How do I ensure my relative positition without constantly monitoring my position?

>>9761088
of course he's kidding, hes a fucking sack of shit degenerate gambler that drinks and does drugs all the time... he isn't going anywhere

pic related: baggie when he is about to bone 2 black bitches while he was high on aphetamenes

Clocked out Glocks out boys

>>9761027
I hate to tell you this baggie but the capitals aren't going to choke away the cup this year.

>>9760952

Radient Technologies is a chemical extraction lab primarily involved in cannabis extracts. Today they had an NR saying they've cooked up some kind of nicotine reduction process for tobacco while still leaving it intact and smokeable. Same process also produces nicotine extract for use in e-cigs. I don't think today's breakout is directly related to that news release but who knows. Aurora Cannabis also owns a sizeable chunk of RTI's shares and has extraction agreement with them.

>>9760993
Only roadblock remaining is house rejection of senate amendments. If amended bill sent to house after vite pass contains amendments the house refuses to accept, they can then kick bill back to senate for more rejiggering. That would delay but not defeat the bill. More likely they'll just approve the whole works and fine tune later as needed.

is NWL still the consumer meme supreme?

MRNS, about to explode.

>he fell for the bear meme

>>9761190
>is NWL still the consumer meme supreme?
didn't know it ever was... not sure why you guys sit there and trade companies over 10bill... it really does amaze me.. you guys must be playing with like $500,000 or something

HMNY a shit. SHIT.

>>9761190
Absolutely Unstoppable

>>9761233
Still time, sell and recoup losses in ALT.

>>9761225
Only half a mill? HAHAHA What do you think I am? A poorfag? haahahahahaha

>>9761225
DLTR is up 2% this week. I see what you mean, but if I want to make money with risk I'll just trade options and do crypto

>>9761208
on what? every major index is just flapping around going nowhere. like a retard trying to pretend to be a bird. theres hardly anything worth trading right now

>>9761152
imageboards are the hardest habit to quit desu

>>9761173
sounds good m8
i appreciate your updates, you post good shit consistently. theres no way i could keep as close an eye on canadian legal shit by myself

>>9758916
>They own literally everything in your refrigerator

I generally buy store brand or off-brand products, fuck the name brand jews.

>>9758684
I have 100 shares of AMD i bought at 13.12
Should I dump now? Sell half? Do you think it will hit $17?
Thanks for the input

>>9761152
Shit you're right... desu there's literally no place else for me to go.

>>9761158
I'll take that bet!

>>9761277
I don't trade boomer indexes kid there's always money out there

60% of the NYSE is up today

>>9761284
Dont matter what you buy
The money will just keep faaalowing in
Flowing in
Kraft and Nestle will acquire all your brands

>>9761047
It really did...

On the other hand, everything is looking really expensive this past week.

>>9761275
>but if I want to make money with risk I'll just trade options and do crypto
why not OTC penny stocks? the crypto scene is getting its butthole blown out until everyone goes back into BTC then once everyone is back in BTC and 70% of crypto is delisted then crypto market is back on imo.. Options are more risk than pennystocks imo... you can't average out over a few months and the liquidity is shit then it fucking expires and you lose the premium...

Shill me some long term hold stocks to buy right now

>>9761342
how long is long?

>>9761287
Dump it, buy a Jan ATM Call
Spend the ~800 on other stocks.

>>9761313
yea im only trading memes right now desu
weeds in style right now. and bonds are about 5x as volatile as any of the other boomer indexes. oil is starting to look interesting again. but youre right, most of the boomer memes and equities are fucking dead

>>9761339
>Options are more risk than pennystocks imo
depends on how youre leveraging them and how much time you can afford, but youre right. if done wrong, theyre WAY riskier

just listen to the right sort of pundits

>>9761287
i'd take it all off here, just me

>>9761342
IQ they are being supported by the google of china or Baidu. also you don't have to worry about #metoo in china and having the filming industry destroyed.

>>9761357
40 years

>>9761342
MDLZ

>>9761364
problem i have with options is big money playing games with them.. they will sell their covered calls with less say a $8 strike price, they will then sell some stock right under $8 if it gets close just to keep it under $8 let the option expire worthless and then do another manipulative trick

the reason i say they do this is because sometimes there are just some options that are too good to be true and the volume on those options are through the roof and then they all end up expiring worthless, and everyone one goes "b-but i got the premium for so cheap" as if big money wasn't making it look like an attractive option even though they know it'll never be exercised.... its all a game

>>9761393
if youre working with multiple 100s oof thousands of dollars, buy a shitton of non-municipal bonds and get tax free coupons for the next 40 years

>>9761393
>40 years
WM

>>9761410
>problem i have with options is big money playing games with them.. they will sell their covered calls with less say a $8 strike price, they will then sell some stock right under $8 if it gets close just to keep it under $8 let the option expire worthless and then do another manipulative trick
thats why i generally go ITM on them, and also try to only trade options on underlyings that are too huge to get moved around on a whim

but youre definitely not wrong about it being a big game of bait and switch.

>wake up
>get to witness some faggot get rekt for making a faggy discord
What a great day already!

>>9761287
>>9761358
Dumped like a two pump chump.
Not familiar with buying ATMs, researching now. I guess I have until January to become well-versed in it lol. Thanks.

>>9761458
did you ever get in ODP?

>>9761458
Take it as a reminder of what you tripfags shouldn't become.

>>9761477
No I meant buy the Jan At The Money call now so you still keep the long AMD position, while taking in some gains.

>>9761489
Nah I started buying NMM instead. I'll probably buy a few shares every week

shit better pump

>>9761512
kek pretty sure most of the tripfags are anti-discord desu
i know i am, atleast.
those things stir up more drama than nerdy kids in highschool band

>>9761532
id just be careful right now with NMM wouldn't be surprised to see them drop it to flush some people out soon

>>9761342
TVIX Corp

>>9761553
have all of the indexes ever gone absolutely nowhere before on the same day? like 0% for the DOW, S&P, QQQ on the day at the same time? kinda looks like whats gonna happen

>>9761555
They’re literally a honeypot.

>>9761512
The problem with Reddit is if you have an unpopular opinion your post gets down voted to oblivion and nobody ever sees it. Here you just get called a fagget and everybody moves on. Like for instance I was trying to have a conversation about the merits and viability of conversion therapy as a way to cure homosexuality, but they're all a bunch of faggots who don't view homosexuality as a disease anyway.

Trade ATVI for SNAP?

>>9761615
Just because conversion therapy turned you into less of a faggot doesn't mean it will work for everyone. I would say you took to it because of your weak gullible mind.

>>9761606
well aware of that
but i doubt theyd be fucking with us since were just traders

>>9761624
That's like trading a bag of shit for a jar of piss. It's really all up to you. The only reason SNAP is running right now is because young people are saying they spend more time on it than facebook. Doesn't mean it's going to be profitable though.

>>9761567
Long term, would you still hold it if it drops?

>>9761615
Didn't work for you lmaoo

>>9761615
>>9761654
Kek

>>9761630
>>9761654
Like I said you just get called a fagget and everybody moves on. It's a wonderful system.

>>9761677
Word
What to hold next I made a pretty penny on VTGN.

thoughts on BCC? Going to open a position today, long term hold. They have the potential to be another LEN
That and their financials are golden

>>9761624
atvi all day, they are going to be th espn of esports

>>9761615
Reddit are a bunch of rabid dogs and every sub Reddit is the same. Any dissenting opinion is flushed with a wave of downvotes, insults that are upvoted, and at least one who will dig up your entire post history and paste it in the thread for others to laugh at. Even the porn subs are like that. If you ever want to have fun go on one of the porn subs, especially the ones where the THOTs post pics of themselves for the beta orbiters to compliment and say something that isn’t a gushing compliment. Even something as benign like saying you don’t like her dress is met with a wave of hatred.

>>9761630
>since we just traders
Y-yea. Nothing but traders here. Haha

>>9761624
Hodl ATVI
I like their genre of games more than TTWO

ATVI's games manage to create communities. I believe in a future where people and families go see games of gook click and shit instead of nigger ball games.

>>9761687
I dunno we all missed the short queeze on NAK today, but right now I'm long oil using call options on USO.

>>9761734
>Y-yea. Nothing but traders here. Haha
i mean youd be surprised. im a pretty serious political dissident, and my federal file is pretty small. my buddy has a way bigger one simply from going to south america a couple times.

Macy's mooning
Retail is saved!

>>9761792
I spent way to much time on /pol/ so I know my file has to be YUUGGGEEEE. Thankfully I’m spending less and less time there.

>>9761790
whoa, forgot about that meme

>>9761790
Fugg

>>9761836
lel
man, they WANT you on /pol/. its a method of controlling the fringe, and gatekeeping things from getting too extreme. didnt you wonder why all of a sudden theres so many "fashy" youtube e-celebs/talkshows (monetized of course) catering to "far-right" views?

you gotta take that place for what it is: a limited hangout

>>9759954
>>9759980
>>9759994
>>9760020
I don't think it's totally laziness. If you live in Houston Texas it's fucking impossible to have a life without a car. Everything is so fucking spread out so you are practically just constantly sitting. When I go to Europe or anywhere else where there is actual public transportation I lose weight but if you are constantly sitting the whole time then you will gain weight even if your diet isn't that shitty. I work out 3 times a week too.

>>9761900
this is a very good point. everything in texas is just fuckhuge. i wish we would stop putting so much tax money into silly make-work projects like building new highway offramps, and spend more money on actual public transportation infra

>>9761939
Well, I have been involved with local politics and there is a lot of pushback on that from the state itself because you have no idea how much the local government collects in revenue through tickets and DWIs. It's absolutely ridiculous how our incentive system gets in the way of making actual progress for society whether it's the private sector or the public sector...

>>9761891
Oh yea, /pol/ is a honeypot now. Plus it’s hard to be edgy when you have a career n shit to lose I guess. I just know shit I posted two years ago I’d never post now.

>>9761900
12 hours border to border. I drive 40 miles round trip every day. The cities in Texas could have top tier public transport but it’s only poor people that use it so it usually collapses after a few years. Even the city dwellers buy the “pickup truck” meme, then drive them two blocks to work. They need small cars at best. Couple of years ago I drove a Nissan Altima for a while and it was quite enjoyable. If I didn’t have to have a truck for work I’d be driving a car.

>>9762074
Honestly, I was considering a motor bike for a while but people just drive so shittily here and the weather is unpredictable.

Looks like another strong week boys! I gotta say on $GIS and $KHC, the more research I do on these stocks, the more I realize they do not fit my trading style. These might be excellent holds if you're willing to sit on em for a year or two. Bit also remember, interest rate hikes coming soon. You can probably buy em cheaper after that. But I like swing trading volatile stocks. I'm out

god dammit buffet, do the buy back

>>9762087
Fuck that. Not in Texas. You’d never survive. You’re right about Houston being spread out though.

>>9762030
i know. i understand this is capitalism and all, but their precious little paypigs are all broke, incredibly unhealthy, and ready to kill each other. yet theyre just sitting there thinking about how they can squeeze a couple extra dollars out of us. kinda sad. i agree completely that the incentives are all ass backwards. thats one of the things that, if fixed, would help out a lot. but whos gonna make em do it?

>>9762074
kek
atleast you arent in the (((entertainment business)))
im more than likely FUCKED lel

>>9762087
motorcycles in cali are the tits. lane splitting is legal. so you can just blast by all the n00bs stuck in stop and go traffic

Ill take those shares off your hands

quit pretending you street shitters buy actual stawks. Get in this this PnD group and 4x's your stack in a month

Disc ord
NXFR7Q

>>9761512
Please excuse me I'm not familiar with how that works. I'm going down the wiki rabbit hole trying to figure it out.
So I am making an offer on shares available in January at today's price?

>>9762134
> motorcycles
and then fucking die when anything goes wrong

Based Newell

>>9762155
he means call options that have a strike date in january and a strike price at the curent share price
never buy options on /smg/'s advice, this >>9760054 is the result

Possible short squeeze coming up on Tetra Bio-Pharma (TBP). Shorts attempted a maximum greedy entry this morning, the low created by their entry was rejected by mid-day forming a hammer candle.

im torn. idk if i should keep my bond short on for tomorrow. i still see it gapping below 119 at some point, but idk if i wanna hold through all that noise

>>9762155
essentially
theres more maths involved in the pricing model but thats the gist of it. puts are contracts to sell at the strike at expiry

>>9762156
well ya dont ALWAYS die

>>9762124
I swear I don't know too many cities like Houston where you can be in a relationship with a girl from the same city but it will still end up being a long distance relationship because everything is so spread out.

>>9762100
Nice work Anon! Youre working towards the end of wagecucking

>>9762173
Newell is the glue that holds this thread together.

>>9762156
Yeah, not going to do it. Best case scenario even if I don't die is that I end up brain dead retarded or just fuck ugly and broken.

>>9762186
I can see bond get a bump because of all the shit going on in the world (trade war, the EU, EM)

Hell, I may even think they may use Kim Jong Un as a suicide bomber to assassinate Emperor Trump

>>9762221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0SVv5aYjTU

>>9762100
You're gonna make it, friend!

>>9762230
i ended up keeping half. i think itll dump first, but i dont need the extra risk

>>9762286
damn and as soon as i do that, some nigga comes in and sells 683,000 shares short AH. atleast ill get something tomorrow i guess

>>9762134
I work for a very very old, very very large, multi national religious organization. At least my job isn’t specific to them though.

>>9762207
Yep. And with traffic it’s 2 hours To cross the city. Thank god I don’t have to drive there.

>>9762211
This is wagecucking for me.. I am working on a commercial boat in the pacific ocean right now. I'm sitting on deck watching 3 whales that are following us and its fucking beautiful. Admittidely, in a month when we go back to Alaska work sucks. Fuck the bering sea

>>9762230
>use Kim Jong Un as a suicide bomber to assassinate Emperor Trump
speaking of that, did you hear that assad is going to north korea to meet with kim? the fuck is that all about?

>>9762337
now THATS a job. wish i had more of a work ethic. i love being on boats, just dont think i could keep up with the commercial fishing. the pay seems dope af tho

>>9762323
the catholic church?

>>9762337
That's neat, I had a buddy in Louisiana that did that but he fucked up his back. Proper form Anon!

>>9762346
Does fishing and day trading sound like the life for you? Sounds pretty comfy.

>>9762357
that would be excellent

My first closing bell, I guess I jumped in on a really boring day

>>9762211
comfy, how little do you think you need to be able to never work again and maintain a reasonable lifestyle?

>>9762375
what are you hodling anon?

>>9762383
About three fiddy

>>9762383
Haven't you watched Trailer Park Boys, you don't need a lot to have a good or fun life. lol

>>9762416
yeah I step over homeless people on the way to work but I dont think about taking up their lifestyle

>>9761854
now to short it

>>9762439
It doesn't take that much to just buy a ton of kneepads and collect a commission from everybody you've got out there sucking dicks. I figure you get like 20-50 of them all working for you, you can live comfortably and just have to go slap a bitch every once and a while.

>>9762375
If you just started trading, don't worry, you will have plenty of horrible red days in your future.

>>9762439
Fuck being homeless, just live bare minimalist like in a trailer or house boat.

Shitty day time photo. Here is sunset from the other day. I blacked out the boat name. I gotta work now, good luck tomorrow guys

>>9762476
how much do you think you need to support a trailer park lifestyle with internet access?

-0.30% end of day
-0.01% after hours

Fed shitpost is priced in just FYI and each tweet about tradewars is vaccinating the markets. I was a skeptic but the the market isnt giving any shits right now. Granted the feds are pulling out money from the market but we arent heading bear this summer.

>>9762416
>Haven't you watched Trailer Park Boys
its so goddamned close to how i live my life that its concerning. but youre absolutely right. if i had like a thousand bucks a month and a vehicle to get from town to town and play music, i would be happier than shit just driving around, sleeping in a car/on peoples floors.

i really dont need that much. my whole "endgame" with trading is get to a point where i have enough to just get a decent passive yield that will support my degenerate ambitions. and having some extra shit to use in case i get fucked up or have some ridiculous hospital bill

>>9762488
like 150 bucks a month
you gotta sell weed tho

>>9762499
selling weed is a day job
without a day job how much do you need? to trailer park it up for the rest of your life?
hint: its much more than 5k
dont forget to include health insurance

>>9762416
wholesome advice on smg <3

>>9762375
Me too, but I still managed to lose money

>>9762532
>those triplets

>>9762488
At least 1.5 grand a month. That's really not a lot Anon.

>>9762286
>>9762304
Yes stay safe
Before throwing money at meme on the stock market, I didn't know exactly what "risk management" is. It is in fact exactly what you did.

>>9762346
Al Assad and Kim are officially the villains according to Washington's narrative
Both villains scheming together is in the order of things.
I only have a retarded opinion on Kimmy's announcement : to piss off Trump and maybe force him to cancel once again the summit

I read somewhere that Kimmy wanted to stay at the Fullerton Hotel but doesn't have the money for it. He is expecting the US or Singapore to foot the bill.

>>9762545
you'd need a portfolio of $450,000 to support a $1.5k/mo lifestyle for 30 years

I swear I want to make a new thread, but the moment I do another is going to pop up and beat me by like 30 seconds

>>9762323
>>9762349
Do you work for pic related ?

>>9762554
Yeah, 450k is still totally do-able Anon. We don't all work at Taco Bell here.

>>9762565
I promise to post in your thread Comfy if you do it.

>>9762517
man if you got enough for a double wide trailer outright (not much), ive seen shithole places (with internet) where the lot fees are like 20 bucks a month.

i assure you that if youre living in a trailer park, you either dont have health insurance, or get it paid by the state, so this is a non issue.

>>9762553
>I didn't know exactly what "risk management" is. It is in fact exactly what you did.
IM LERNING

>I read somewhere that Kimmy wanted to stay at the Fullerton Hotel but doesn't have the money for it
i know that feel

>>9762554
its pretty wild when you add it all up like that. but im telling ya, you can scrape by in those trailer parks on fucking pennies. its literally the point
>t. knower

>>9762576
totally, I'm shooting for $2.5M but Comfy seems to think that 5k is enough to retire on

>>9762565
That mentality is why you will always be a loser Comfy

DO IT FAGGOT AND I WILL FOLLOW YOU

>>9762554
That’s if you weren’t making money with that right? You could easily and safely make 5% or more a year off of that and live slightly better.

>>9762609
>>9762609
>>9762609
>>9762609

NEW THREAD

>>9762395
Too lazy to do actual research on individual companies yet so I’m going straight ETF until I am comfortable with more risk

>>9762601
that's at a withdrawal rate of 4%, including compounding stock market returns, which studies have shown is safe for 30 years
you have to account for occasional downturns too

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinity_study

>>9762617
ya know you couldve just gone VTI if you wanted exposure to everything

>>9762617
BASED

some of your ETFs are overlapping, you've got like 3 diffrent S&P 500 indexes in there. I'd cut that down, look at some foreign market ETFs, like VFWIX

>>9762592
I wouldn't trust any of the trip fags here, just saying. They all seem to live very hedonistic and degenerate lifestyles.

>>9762618
oh and the 4% withdrawal accounts for expanding expenses due to inflation. you withdraw more as time passes to keep the real withdrawl rate the same

>>9762650
if you think about the demo that's tripping on 4chan it makes sense

>>9762686
>if you think about the demo that's tripping on 4chan it makes sense
What do you mean?

>>9762782
the kind of person who makes the life choice to become a regular tripfag on 4chan probably has made similarly terrible life choices

>>9762181

Same brokerage responsible for the shorting on this ticker (National Bank Financial Inc) doubled down in the final seconds before close. Open tomorrow will be interesting. Whoever is behind that play is going to be in trouble this week. Shorting a few cents off the 52week low when RSI is near oversold already. Madness.

>>9762797
LOL whats on earth could possibly be the "consequences" of tripping on 4chan?

>>9762810
It's probably similar like posting on here over 4 times. Once you do it, you are stuck posting on here for life...

>>9762854
eh i could think of worse wastes of my time
i luv all the faggots here. i wouldnt do it if i didnt want to

>>9762877
Honestly, /biz/ is an under-rated board. I'm investing here because I see this board in particular coming up in value.

>>9762810
brain damage, degeneracy, mental illness, weight gain, dying alone and friendless
we've seen it over and over again

>>9762985
This. You either sink or swim here but most people just sink.

>>9762985
those are all things that could happen anyways. honestly, even though ive been all over IBs since like 08, while i USED to feel shitty and weird for wasting time online like this, now that normies all walk around plugged in 110% of the time, im not even as bad as the avg person.

funny how that happens

>>9762938
>I'm investing here because I see this board in particular coming up in value.
thx just boght 100k

>>9762985
Pfft. I'm the most sane person here, have tons of friends, have never been a degenerate or damaged my brain. I'm going to maintain my weight and live forever. Fagget.

>>9763033
>talking about investing time here
>time is money
You will be buying a lot more than that trust me.

>>9763062
this but unironically

>>9763068
if im gonna spend it, i might as well spend it here with you guys desu. this general is dope, and who knows how long itll be before this turns to shit too. imma soak it up while the gettings good.

besides, my "degenerate lifestyle" leads me to have to be overwhelmingly social and outgoing. i find shitposting anonymously is a good way to balance that. i couldnt live my WHOLE life as a rockstawr. its not sustainable