/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>9762609
first

>>9762570
With the new pope it feels like it.

After hours Kot thread

>>9762616
second

>>9762609
YOU DID IT COMFY I AM SO PROUD OF YOU

>>9762624
fugg

>>9762622
кoт

fuuuck I have too much money now!

>>9762617
To this anon, you'll never build capital with one share of anything. You should trade vertical spreads instead.

>>9762609
Posting like I said I would comfy.

>>9762622
КOT

What is the point of having a post market thread?

КOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOTКOT

>>9762643
>>9762673

>>9762622
bosed kot poster

>>9762656
delete this Disney will own the premier streaming platform in 5 years

>>9762693
Asian and euro markets. Us burgers aren’t the only posters.

>>9762714
the КOTs must flow

>>9762657
Not trying to trade yet, just hodl and collect dividends

>>9762657
dont bully the povertyfriends

>>9762693
Ever hear of thing called FUTURES

>>9762742
So it begins

>>9762765
hes right though. the guys better off doing almost anything else. 1 share of each of those isnt gonna do anything at all

>>9762693

>>9762736
This, it's actually a very good rule to wake up before the markets open and look at the Asian Markets and European Markets because if both of them tank then you can pretty much expect the US to tank as well. If you pay attention to the other markets you would be surprised how much their bullshit influences one another.

>>9762632
MY NAZI KOT SAYS UR WELCOME

>>9762794
you underestimate the power of the ETF
10x SPY returns are guaranteed while degenerate options traders get trashed

>>9762785

>>9762815
but they're ripping us off in trade

>>9762826
>10x SPY returns are guaranteed
call me when it happens lad

>>9762821
NEGATED WITH JEWKOT

Fuck, I tried to catch the HMNY knife. This shit is going to drop hard tomorrow and I don't have afterhours trading.

>>9762852
I DESTROY UR JEW KOT WITH MY ANGR KOT

>>9762834
Yeah, I'm not saying they aren't. I'm just saying that if you care about making money pay attention to the other markets before ours opens. I have saved myself a lot of heart ache from knowing simply from looking at both Europe and Asia whether or not it's going to be a red week.

>>9762852
Didn't even buy anything today, holding cash into tomorrow

>>9762882
HMNY was a fucking mistake, glad I dropped that shit.

>>9762882
honestly all the defeatism makes me want to buy some. this is despair

>>9762892
NEGATED W SMILING CAT

Is it Saturday on /b/ or something? Can we like shitpost about politics or speculate about currency pairs?

>>9762906
>Didn't even buy anything today
this reminds me
i havent eaten anything all day

>>9762924
all of teh above
get comfy
stay comfy
KOT-LYFE

>>9762609
Where the new podcast?

Plunked down $2K on KHC today. It's gonna be all right.

>>9762935
Gotta eat to be strong

No clue where to even dump my money into, but that's what after market is for eh?

>>9762963
is it daily now? i thought it was wednesday and friday

also
WHY THE FUCK DOESNT THIS SITE ALLOW WEBMS/MP4s WITH SOUND?
IM MISSING LIKE HALF OF MY ARSENAL

DAT AMRS AFTER HOURS PUMP

further to this >>9762808 daily RSI just dipped a toe in to oversold territory (29) at close. All on zero bad news.

If this doesn't pump by end of week I should probably pack it in and quit trading.

>>9762914
*psh* Comfy comand *psh*
*psh* deploy art KOT *PSH*

>>9762924
the shekel will be strong against the dollar

>>9762963
Only on Monday Wednesday Friday

>>9762999
Talking about Tetra Bio-Pharma btw

AMD blows minds at computex tonight?

picked up 2019 $15 calls

I just got an email from my Merrill lynch broker (I have a guy who manages my CMA for now.. I want a year of trading under my belt before I fuck with it) and he just bought some stock in Phillip Morris tobacco ... chart actually looks good and they're switching their investments to cater to smokeless futures and ecigs. I dont fo longholds like I keep saying, but if that is your thing, that is a better buy than $GIS and $KHC imo. It gapped down harder and faster and will probably have a stronger recovery based on their fincancials

>>9763002
dude looks fucking PISSED at how shite his portrait came out

I just found out my church is worth enough to be on the S&P 500. BASED. How can I find out what stocks they are holding? Truly Jesus is the best financial advisor

http://kutv.com/news/local/mormonleaks-says-new-documents-link-lds-church-to-companies-worth-over-32-billion

>>9763041
Phillip morris is NOT a better buy than Gis or kraft
and MO is better

>>9763070
WOAH

how do I trade this shit? I want to invest in MRMN

>all these cat posts
Sorry to bother you guys, what subreddit is this?

>>9763122
stupid motherfucking goyim general.

>>9763122
>not liking kot posts
HELLO, REDDIT

>>9763122
NIGGER

cats are for virgin redditers
dogs are for alpha chads

>>9763155
Oh good i'm in the right place then.

>>9763122
You don’t belong here m8

>>9763175
DOGPOSTERS GTFO

>>9763156
>>9763164
>>9763194
>>9763204
I regret to inform you that dogs are infinitely superior to diseased cats friends.

This is a good week to learn how to trade futures boyos, they are like options but without the greek decay bullshit and cheaper trading fees.

June contracts are comming due so there will be nice swings to pivot. I reccomend a 34 point LR band with +/- 2 sd tracers as a pivot guide for start stops. Remember dont go in more than 1 contract for any 10k in your account.

>>9763175
>the chad dog value investor vs the broke cat bagholder

>>9763204
You want to hate on that man's bitch you're going to be treated like one.

>>9763204
look at this kike kitty, perfect fit for you huh Shlomo?

Cat is mascot of the flat trading pattern. When stock trades in narrowing price range along flat mean, it shall be called 'catish'.

>>9763218
>>9763175
Here's the thing about dogs. They are genetically bread for thousands of years to instantly love you from birth.
When I meet a dog friend, I feel like I'm cheating because it likes me.
Cats, on the other hands, only evolved along side humans due to catching mice in grain storage during the rise of agraculture. They are less dependent on humans and couldn't give a damn if we died.
If you're friends with a kot, you know it actually likes you. dogs have been brainwashed from birth to like you

>>9763239
>>9763218

PURE HATE
4
DOGS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B6D8N3pA4k

>>9763240
s'adorable innit?

How can they compete?
>>9763250
You are nothing but servants to cats, they will never love or respect you.

>>9763221
What is an LR band
When you say June Contract, are you talking about es=f ?

>>9763250
stay cucked catfaggot

>d-d-dogs don't really love you, it's all artificial!!! it's not like demoesticated house cats only live because we feed them everyday!

go back to israel

>>9763250
so what? women are generically bred to love me but that dont stop me. are you saying cats are men and you gonna work to make them love you? that's some gay shit comfy

>>9763295
I don't know if I'd get this mad over an afterhours shit posting convention. Although dogs are superior in every way.

>>9763271
>>9763295

this is what people dont seem to understand.
i can summon any cat with little to no effort.
this is due to my innate inner beauty that the cats can sniff out from miles away. being unable to tame the domesticated kitty is proof of weak moral fiber

>>9763072
Do you have any reasons as to why MO is the better buy?

>>9763309
>women are generically bred to love me
dont flatter yourself anon

>>9763322
I too am pretty good at getting my self pussy

>>9763271
>>9763295
>>9763309
t. triggered dog cucks.
Just accept your dog wouldn't love you 50,000 years ago until they were (((brain washed))) by (((big hunters)))

>>9763362
the two skills are interchangable

>>9763366
>Just accept your dog wouldn't love you 50,000 years ago until they were
>50,000 years ago
Thank god I made the cutoff

>>9763366
wew

>>9763324
Altria dpoes alcohol as well
Philip Morris is pretty much just Marlboro

has anyone ever seen, or been to, rhode island? im convinced it doesnt exist.

also nebraska

>>9763467
Buffet (Warren ) lives in Nebraska, so it must be real

Is all this going to be in the podcast?

>>9763366
>dog
>cucks
not possible. cat cucks are the ones who spend their whole life chasing an animal who will never love them. dog chads get 80% of the returns in the stock and crypto markets. ever wonder why you're poor? its probably because you're a cat cuck.

>>9763467
I've been to Rhode Island. They are known for their sausages and clear broth clam chowder. They used to have brothels, but not anymore.

>>9763515
Yes. I'm going to use the power of my position to remind all dog cucks how their dog is the goy of the animal kingdom.
DISGUSTING
Also all pitbulls should be gassed

>>9763541
islam does not approve of dogs you dog lover

>>9763250
Oh christ, you definitely haven't dealt with a lot of dogs because dogs can definitely hate people. Dogs are still way better than cats.

>>9763576
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_and_cats
WTF I LOVE ISLAM NOW

>>9763562
Comfy you are making a mistake. /smg/ Threads won't be able to handle a dog vs cat debates because it will turn into nothing more than shit posting.

>>9763628
>implying /smg/ was already just shitposting

>>9763562
>>9763628
The same fucking rule applies to threads, Comfy.

Don't shit where you sleep and don't shit where you post. You will regret it.

>>9763653
This honestly, not to mention it's AH.

>>9763488
this is one of the things that brought my attention to it. it would make sense that buffett-sama (a man of unbelievable wealth) would choose to "live" in a "place" like "nebraska"

i think its a misdirection...
but from what?

>>9763628
MARKETS CLOSED
TIME TO SHITPOST

>>9763708
Market's closed see ya tomorrow.

and a green day again. an unstoppable train

>>9763696
Maybe he is a storm chaser

Tornadoes are cool!

>>9763696
Nebraska has a lot of wide open land to do weird sex rituals and ritualistic murders. Buffet totally does that shit to predict his stock picks.

>>9763721
l8r sk8r

>>9763757
>>9763809
so what you guys are trying to tell me is that nebraska is the secret to the underground occult magicks of berkshire hathaway? no wonder there was such a push to try and make it seem like it doesnt exist...

>>9763467
I drove through the entire state of Nebraska last month. It exists. And it sucks. A lot of crops though

>>9764009
That pic still makes me Kek.

NO REFUNDS
R
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F
U
N
D
S

>>9763757
did you know out there in the middle of nowhere, your car insurance is actually higher due to tornado coverage?

>>9764033
my experience was that, while we were driving through the country, i kept asking where nebraska was wherever i went. no one had an answer other than "east of here a ways". then we kept driving, and then all of a sudden (after the landscape hadnt changed for the longest time) i asked someone, and they said, "oh its east of here". spooked the hell outta me

>>9764045
i think its bogus desu (not the no refunds part tho, KEKEKEK). but you should see the dudes lakeside mansion up on lake champlain in VT (north of burlington). its enormous. social democrat my fucking ass

Redpill me on why Kohls, Burlington Coat factory, and Macys are moonig

>>9764316
mallwalker revival
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYFVcAlYRws

>>9763467
I've been to both (unfortunately lived in Nebraska for a while) both are pretty shit, but at least Nebraska is close to Colorado and won't rape you with taxes.

t. Connecticuck

>>9763696
Omaha is a pretty comfy city desu. Lots of city stuff, but without the rush and stress. Too bad it's in the middle of nowhere

>>9763272
Sorry, had to do some stuff.

LR band is the Linear regression band +/- 2 standard deviations. 90% of all your price action will take place along those bands per the given tick distance you set. Use these pivots to set reasonable start/stops for high probability plays.

the Current /ES contract is M which will expire soon. You can also trade the September contract but it will not be exactly the same price.

>>9764316

institutuonal money moving into retail

>>9762622
horosh, kotposter

>>9764558
>>9764576
alright then
nebraska confirmed as existing

i was pretty sure idaho was a farce as well, but comfy cleared that up for me

>>9763221
doubt theyll let me have margins but im VERY interested in trading bond futures. is there anything you know of that allows for one to paper trade in order to learn the mechanics?

>>9764925

FB confirmed selling data to the Chinese, how fugged are they?

>>9763204
There reason why it called dead cat bounce! Because dead cat = comical while dead doggo = tragic

>>9765337
sauce?
i just wish congress wasnt so dirty themselves, so we could actually see the full extent of the data selling. no way theyre gonna own up to how much they use FBs demographic data for their campaigns.

in a non-clown world this type of privacy intrusion (for profit, no less) by a private company would cause the pitchforks and torches to come out. but as it is now, im not holding my breath. id still love to see that faggot go to jail

Can anyone recommend me a good monthly dividend share?

>>9765428
Front of drudge, ny times reporting

Futures starting to go golden bull again

>>9765448
yes sir buy Stag on the next big dip

>>9765619
B-but my silver calls require a crash!!

>>9765647
Judging from all the commie small specs shilling metals on biz, Id say its going to 15 again

>>9765632
>Last one in Feb

When's the next one supposed to be?

$ORC dipped, but they're slowly climbing up. If they're back up and stag dips, I'm off that ride

>>9765754
hopefully within the next 2 years
I sold orc stag and gov, s-surely they will come back down

orc looks like cutting dividond?

>>9765448
i was looking at getting back on MORL
its a REIT that holds residential mortgages. with rate hikes on their way, it should be pretty bullish. its annual yield is like 12% i think.

>>9765455
hah no shit?
well i might just have to short the zucc tmorrow. well see

>>9763204

>>9763599
to answer your question from last thread >>9761567 yes if the float remains around the same, i think it could get to $3 maybe even more, them starting their divi back up is a huge sign to me they are coming back, i've done alot of digging in their filings in the past and they've done alot of restructuring to their company and adding to their fleet and investing in other parts of the shipping industry, 30% equity stake in Navios containers gives them exposure to to the container shipping industry so they should do alright even if BDI drops again, but even that is much higher than it was a year ago

>>9765805
They did get cut at the start of the year, but they just raised it up by 1 cent per share

>>9765922
morl is a yield trap

My TLT puts ate shit this morning. Made back some losses later...
Still net positive ALL DAY.

Like I said, my plan for the day was to keep bagholding.
Wasn't I fucking right?

any of you guys trading CRON?
weedmeme ive been holding for like a week. a lotta momentum, and im betting itll pop tomorrow going into the legislation news. theres a bunch of idiot bulls

>>9765987
i was honestly just riding it on the div chaser momentum. it popped on me more than i expected and just stayed there last week. i had more time before the ex div and figured i could sell it and buy it back beforehand. i was wary of how the leverage works desu. didnt understand it fully. still dont, really

>>9765964
Thanks for your help!
Out of curiosity, price target for Office Depot?

The inflation rate in Venezuela is pretty crazy right about and it seems like an opportunity for when the country bounces back. Is it possible to invest in country without supporting the government? Maybe like just buying currency or something?

I bought M at 19 as a dividend play last year. I bought KSS at 39 for the same reason. Who knew?

>>9766224
>Venezuela
>bounces back

>>9766049
thats why i try not to go too hard on my options positions. that shit can get HEAVY. lel hard to watch. itll make you sick to your stomach.

>>9766240
I figure it's similar to the hyper inflation like the German Mark went through in WWII except more of a localized event due to a shitty government, the nation is sitting on incredible oil reserves so that resource will continued to be highly valued for decades to come (sorry hippies) so it seems like a great opportunity to enter into a position so when a new government gets installed (or if this one gets it's act right, which it won't but one can hope) things will begin to turn around thereafter.

>>9766314
This is really the best argument the cointards have, at least btc is hard capped. To think until 1970 we had a gold standard but hey it is perfectly normal for 1700 sq ft homes in Palo Alto to be 4 million bucks

>>9766224
Any investment in Venezuela will be seen by the US government is violation of sanctions. Don't do it Anon. It's probably illegal.

>>9766224
Stay the fuck away from that shithole

>>9765647
Metals also crashed in 2008: its all tricks

>>9766519
Oh shit there's sanctions already, when did that happen?

beat the nasdaq today. feel like a baller

>>9766314
>Investing in a latin American dictatorship just because it has oil
There are other sketchy countries with oil that aren't under sanctions right now.

>>9766574
Don't worry. You can just buy into Venezuela's upcoming oil backed ICO.

Anyone else thinking the NAK short squeeze has something to do with the China collusion letter sent to NRDC? Price action started about an hour before that.

>>9766597
US gov has declared that buying Venezuela coin probably violates sanctions.

I've been getting interested in options and found the book: Options as a Strategic Investment: Fifth Edition

has anyone read it? It was recommended from a different book, and the amazon reviews seem good

http://www.proshares.com/funds/sqqq.html

Can anyone help me understand how these 3x ProShares Short QQQ's work?

Do I just buy and hope the nasdaq tanks?

>>9766224
Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t the typical way to fix inflation to devalue a currency and adopt a new one? Which would render your investment worthless?
I ask because I know a dumb boomer who’s dumping shit tons of money into a scam where he buys billion dollar bills from Zimbabwe thinking that he’s going to be a trillionare when the “revalue” the currency. Some asshole keeps feeding him false info on it to string him along. Really feel sorry for him.

>>9766861
Yes you wouldn't want to buy that unless...
What do you know?

>>9766941
dude that retarded scam has been around forever

>>9762609
alrighty boys, im an ausfag that is looking for a broker which doesnt charge $20 a FUCKING TRADE and gives me access to all of the memestocks you lot play. is IB worth it?

daily reminder

Would I be crazy to long (20 years) Nigger (NGE) the Nigerian ETF?

>>9766941
It's just a hunch but global currencies much like corporations will slowly go through their own consolidation period just as Europe did with the Euro and looking through history the Council of the European Union in '98 moved to accept an exchange rate of DM 1.95583 = €1 in order to help phase out one old currency for another. Since the Euro has led the way it wouldn't be too far of a stretch to think that other countries may -in an effort to curtail their own struggling currencies such as in the case of Venezuela- open for a centralized Latin version of the Euro as well.

So I figured weighting the benefits-to-risk, that if this may be the case (even if it is something like 40 years down the line) a cheap acquisition now could be way huge later, in the form of the value starting to level off to more reasonable inflation levels or through this exchange into a new currency form.

Just a hunch though.

>>9766941
Meh I could be in the same stupid boat in all honesty, I just feel there's more potential in Latin American than Africa.

>>9766198
I have no clue with office depot to tell you the truth.. i wasn't really done buying.. i was only able to grab 2200 shares which is about 1000 shares short of where i wanted to be so i wasn't really ready for this to occur but i'm looking at maybe hitting around 3.50 before retracing back down to 3-3.25 area then maybe grab some legs again and climb up over 4 to try to fill in some gaps.. I really don't have a clue on ODP so i'm just holding till i see a reason to sell.. to me there really isn't a reason to sell at the moment

>>9767135
my dad told me to look at it, i dont know shit im good at trading crypto so i downloaded robinhood

>>9768280
>my dad told me to look at it, i dont know shit im good at trading crypto so i downloaded robinhood
what makes you think you are good at trading crypto? because you got lucky on a few shit coins? not trying to be an ass just want to know if you have been getting consistant gains with crypto even when crypto market was falling because there is a difference between a good trader and someone who happend to be in the right market at the right time

HMNY hits a new all-time low every week.

>>9768392
turned $700 in $48k...changed my life. i've been getting great gains. cashed out quite a bit in january and left the rest of the ether in wysker which i think has a good team and good tech. ill take profits at $1.

not claiming to be the best but im obviously not completely retarded

>Its got a good team and good tech

>>9768570
so what have your gains been like since January?

>>9768611
shit i guess

lol you got me man, i suck at life

just trying to learn about etf's, if biz can't teach me ill look elsewhere

>>9768622
no really though.. how have your gains been since january? i have a friend that turned 10k into 100k in less than 2 months and thought he was the king of trading but he still hasn't got a clue on how anything works and is now hung up on the idea of crypto and is slowly losing his gains because he never really learned how to trade.. he just got lucky..

If you are trying to learn about etfs there are some people in here during the trading hours that will tell you alot about etfs. leveraged etfs can be very detrimental to a portfolio because mostly all of them decay. The good thing about them is that they make for good day trades or week trades if you are trying to take a good swing at particular markets.. for example if you are bullish on oil you may buy WTIU or if you are bearish you may buy WTID they are leveraged so they will have bigger swings and they trade like a stock, so they usually have good liquidity.. but also run a huge risk because of their swings.

If you are looking for fixed income etfs you should also be careful of leveraged ones.. if you get a fixed income etf that is based on bonds you have to kind of understand when the bonds mature because if the bonds mature and who ever is in charge of that etf isn't on top of it you may end up losing some of the assets in that etf because the bonds have now matured and have paid out the principle in dividends.. fixed income etfs with preffered shares can get hit if some of the prefferred shares in the portfolio get "called back" i think that is what it's called and that is when the corporation that issued the preffered shares buy them back and the divi is no longer paid and that fixed income etf can fall quickly.

There are many things to different etfs so it's really about what kind of trading you are looking to do with them, whether you want to just track a certain market or trade that market or if you want income or whatever the case... you first need to find out what you really want

>>9768709

filtered

>>9764851
Thanks m8

late night bump

AYTU

Buy my dick nose spray! These bags are so heavy!

Morning /smg/, how was your night? It's raining hard and I don't wanna get out of my vehicle. Still got capital to spend, only holding GBR right now.

>>9770517
Just had lunch at work, doing nothing really interesting today (bossing people around and fixing a supply chain). Stocks are going sideways. Waiting for earnings from Valeo.

>>9770687
Sounds comfy

>>9770739
Bit boring. I'm gonna order some material samples for future experiments and I'm leaving early I think.

368 you fuckin kidding me

Short NFLX

Psst kids... buy ENCE

So many gaps on SPY now on a low volume pump.

>>9770816
400 soon

Morning, smg. Hoping ROAD drops below 12 today and I'm gonna load up. All these meme stocks are bleeding me dry.

Morning all

dost anyone have opinion on Cemex? is cement a good meme for future gains?

the canadian weed companies go public.

what're you buyin? what're you sellin?

>>9771224
What would Warren buffet do?

>mfw AMD premarket and holding $13.5 calls

btw for non-burgers, Kalray is going public and it's the last hours to get in. They have a similar business model as AMD but do automotive and high-end datacenters CPU with embedded ML.

>>9771294
>tfw hodling since 10.33

Still doesn't even hold a candle to my NVDA position

>>9771252
Smoke weed everyday

Good entry point for BRK.B today?

Stupid SPY breaking 276 ughhhh
Strat gets weaker closer to 284

>>9771490
yes

Boys I got a strategy along with muh Uso calls inquire within.
T.uso options faggot

Opinions on UA & UAA?

Oh hey, we're getting started soon.
Can't wait to see what my favorite trip-fags are doing so I can mark some positions down in my "Do Not Trade until 6/30/18" folder.

Plan ;_;
Short ! 266 a...an...y d-day nnnnow

>>9772017
its over for you
Total loss soon

welp looks like hmny turned out to be roulette and i lost

YES
THE DOW
MY DAY HAS FINALLY COME

>>9771606
Help me I'm trapped in USO calls too

TSLA!

Navya, the current leader in autonomous car manufacturing is preparing to go public according to rumors.

APHQF and CRON are my weedmemes right now. what else should i snag for swing?

>>9771606
>strategy along with muh Uso calls
XOP or XLE?

Nintendo is at $45, that's the buy price for range trading this stock. I'm loaded up and holding for $50+ in a week or two.

based Berkshire!

>>9772199

I’m in aph and Cgc. Just picked up some mpx for fun.

Dank of America!

>>9772095
HODL harder. I average .52 per share and have a death grip on my bags

Is it just me or do these threads seem slower than usual lately?

>>9772046
Why must you deny me America dreams of short SPY & USD into ground

>>9772308

gonna hold it to zer0, was just sayin not lookin good

>>9772256
theyre all looking pretty good

all my dumb memes are popping off today. even DRUS is making me money for fucks sake

>>9772095
>>9772308

Man, we need some dank Moviepass / HMNY memes like we had with LODE. I'm completely inept when it comes to mspaint and photoshoop or I'd make some myself.

>>9772163
Just hold on for now, what expiry and strike you got?

>>9772311
it will become less and less as more small specs suffer total loss

>>9772349
How are people losing money in the current market though? I can see taking a hit when shit crashed at the end of January this year but everyone should've more than recovered from that already.

>>9772360
because they do things like options, commodities, and shorting

>>9772199
I got some (possibly frowned upon) info about some company's that my step mom works at, apparently they've ramped up orders recently. Not sure about t and a but I'm up on all of them r.n. d.d. is recommended. Here's what I got.

>>9772332
Tell people they free moviepass subscription with purchase & hodl of HMNY

>>9772316

>Shorting SPY

You a dirty commie?

AMD $15.22

>>9772199
As for oil I got a call and put going, until we stop going sideways. The iea report expects less demand but lower output as well so I'm not sure where were headed, I think bagholder might be right though that the Vienna opec meeting is a LARP. As soon as i see movement im going balls deep again though
> tfw when you have a call and a put at the same price and expiry and both are negative a dollar

>>9772366
I really don't know what they were thinking when they added options trading to Robinhood. I thought brokerages wanted their clients to make money so that they can show that they have more dollars under management. Unless of course Robinhood was always just a Jewish trick to bleed millenial "investors" dry.

>>9772316
GOLDEN
BULL

>>9772404
bitcoin gambling and mooning is all the low IQ people can do

>>9772344
$14, 8/17

I'm down 60% from cost basis, baka

Feels good to be a /Dog of the DOW/ today

>>9772332

>>9772402
if youre hedged like that and it moves at all youll get some vega. pretty safe as long as you have time. though if volatility goes down itll lose a little. i dont see why it doest go up to at least 13.50 before stopping at this point. the daily looks like it reversed. itll probably dip today and continue. if you see it above 13.30 im sure itll start popping off

>>9772450
Hmm, needs a moviepass card in the parent's hand.

>>9772425

>>9772464
Check TLT :^)

Reccomend me some sector specific ETFs with dividends. Specifically looking at healthcare but am interested in others

>>9772438
Ouch, I fell for it too but there s a chance, atleast to mitigate losses, again aramco ipo is coming up so let's wait and see what happens, still don't have to worry about theta yet so there s that, don't lose hope, looking at the news is reminiscent of a pol shill raid such means something is up

>>9772507
yeah i took mine off just a second ago.

im gonna watch it and maybe do another put on the bell. i think itll rise back up to meet its lower trendline today. but i think itll gap down again maybe since its lost its trend

Oversold bounce on TBP as expect. Shot up 9% in first 30 minutes. Waiting to see if this bounce can convert to short squeeze and breakout.

RTI with some profit taking from yesterday's 20% climb but not much. 4% drop at open and with plenty of buy volume coming in now. Looks good for continuation.

Sector is majority green coming up to the senate vote tomorrow. Lots of tickers up 5%+. Bulls are back and in greater numbers.

Be careful if you're riding this bubble. It can turn on a dime and wreck you if you're not careful. Stop loss your profits always.

>>9772211
I noticed this too. Shouldn't it be running up on E3 hype right now?

>>9772554
I dunno, not much news is hitting about E3 yet, I'm thinking that this'll be the final dip before the E3 bump.

>>9772468
>Sir! You forgot your HMNY, Sir!

>>9772629
lm,ao

B I T C H
L A S A G N A

>>9772629
HMNY theatre posting

>>9772594
Gonna load 100 shares then. Hopefully they have some good news.

>>9772374
>1 share of ROAD
Good choice
Hodl that shit for 6 months to a year
Market is ignoring its sales growth and the words of its management

>>9772671
I'm feeling pretty optimistic, made the mistake of loading up on 100 shares the other day at $46.95, I've got an order in for 200 more shares at $45 so I can average down if it dips down that low again today (which it should). I'm hoping for at least $50 next week sometime. Last year was great for Nintendo, the Switch sold very well and led to some great revenue and profits for the company, this dip down to the mid $40's seems like a great buying opportunity to me.

crude just got smashed

>>9772714
lol BASED

>>9772714
watch the dow/s&p, they might get impacted

>>9772714
Damn what happened? I can't find any news that would justify that. I guess the Bogs couldn't wait two weeks for the OPEC meeting.

all yall niggas on dat 112% a day DRUS cruise rn?

>>9772803
EIA report showed higher than expected inventory levels, i think

You faggots doubted the $drus ship
But yet you are holding hmny
Explain this!!!

DRUS!!!

>>9772812
Bro I called out drus last week and everyone was attacking me. Saying, why would you buy a company valued at less than a mil? Uhhh, listen to your question fag.

>>9772803
this is what usually happens. itll dip then gap up and fuck with you. im gonna be watching some energy memes now

>>9772861
be careful with that thinking though, crude's been going up because talk of OPEC cuts and iran concerns, growing inventories isn't a good sign for being bullish

be careful in your position sizing

>>9772841
and people are still buying it. guess those contracts werent just total bullshit.

>>9772889
watch. not buy

Once $drus hits the .20s I will MAYBE give y’all my next super duper 10 bagger pick.

Thank god I got all my money back on that dogshit DRUS.

>>9772898
I look for undervalued companies at the end of a downtrend. Already did 100% on Jagx this year. $drus gonna be nuts. Then my big boy later this summer.

Told you nerds about shorting NFLX above 368
It needs to fight harder in 350s zone, we did not get enough trading there. Should go back

>>9772393
Had to take some profits this morning. Either it jumps to $17 or plummets back down to $11.

>>9772675
Oh yeah gotta have some memery to spice up the ol folio

>>9772906
>10 bagger
that would feel pretty nice right about now desu

>>9772826
yeah id collected 20k and offed some a lil while ago. im gonna keep playing around with it if i see anything below my average. its at least worth more than a penny lel

>>9772898
That was quite a dip, i just checked the report this morning. It wasn't that far up to justify that, but it may be time to get a retard index going on oil...
>when you search the webz for news and it's a complete pol tier shill raid of conflicting reports
>somethings up

>>9772973
Honestly crypto peeps should get out and move into small cap for better gains. Too many coins rn. Market WAY over saturated.

How does $DRYS work? How was a single share even able to be worth a billion dollars in 2008?

>>9772996
the volatility should be good for your straddle though

>>9773000
clearly. theyre scraping the bottom of the barrel. on one hand its good though, as its forcing the market to become a bit more versatile

The BAC Golden bull is back

>>9773012
There used to be A LOT less shares on the market

PUMP IT

Just bought IPAS. wish me luck.

>>9773012
>Not knowing that George Economou stealth owns the global economy right now

>>9772973
Hopefully DRUS tanks from here on out. I just dumped all 4000 shares. If it doesn't, at least I got back my initial gamble plus $10.

>>9773062
200k just bought. i think ya dun goofed. big5 was right. you gotta watch the depth chart on these to know whats up. the charts mean less than nothing on these OTC stocks

>>9773012
Reverse splits

>>9773106
He does have a business that deals on OTC

>>9773012

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/r/reversesplit.asp

Punished bgfv guy.. a hero denied by his general thread

>>9773128
those charts like DRYs are completely ridiculous. 100:1 reverse splits constantly. does anyone hve any charts uglier than DRYS? DRUS is pretty godawful too. just directly down forever

>>9773062
Won’t happen. The L2 says so.

>>9773032
True the put is keeping me even and I still think well get a gap up before August. Aug 17th is expiry. So ill panic mid to late June lol

>>9773159
Honestly, it sounds like some illegal pump and dump scheme that Big5Guy might be doing kek.

>>9773194
Bro you don’t buy a stock like $drus to hold it forever. You catch it on its way to dizzying heights. I’m sure there are a lot of ppl that made money on drys. It’s all about timing. I always pick great ones but tend to get in too early. But if you are patient everything usually works out.

My buy order filled for NTDOY, now I'm holding over $13k worth of Nintendo stock. Fingers crossed for a good E3 bump.

>>9773253
How do you find them

>>9773298
Good call way too irrational dip going on with all the pokemons and monsterpokes and jelloy pudding pops, down 25% in 3 months is stupid.

>>9773341
A lot of research. And then keep a bunch of stocks on my watch list. Look for low entries.

>>9773242
if you see it bottom out, you could sell the puts, then avg down on calls for one pop and easily break even if it goes quick. but its very risky

>>9773253
>I always pick great ones but tend to get in too early. But if you are patient everything usually works out.
thats about as overly optimistic as ive ever heard the OTC market described, but ill take it

>>9773341
Not that anon but lol he could have just looked for YTD biggest losers and said Jesus this thing is down 90% and what the hell man.

>>9773380
then look at the market cap, then the price of the contracts they just got. total gimme.

jesus christ hmny is getting bogged but the golden bull is no fucking joke

>>9773380
Yeah that would be a good strategy. Also when you know a company needs money or needs a market compliance price that can be a good indicator as well. But PATIENCE is key. Last year I sold IDXG one trading day before it did 300%. Ugh. And now I have a bunch of staggered sell orders placed so I don’t miss the spikes. It is a learning process for sure.

>>9773369
Hmmm. I might do that, but with a further date, I make sure to have atleast 2.5 months of time to be safe. Especially now. I might do that though depending on the events this summer

AMD is about to hit a 10yr high bros

nothing personnel NASDAQ, you needed a rest
Based DOW is here to take your spot

Looken good

>>9773437
definitely in the top 10 anime redemption scenes

There no god

>>9773341
Another great way to find companies is to follow some twitter handles for different cap size companies. Then do a bit of research, look at charts etc.

>>9773493
God is all around us, above and below so be careful what you say.

>>9773503
Like if you search $drus right now in twitter a bunch of similar size companies will pop up and you can check them out.

>>9773493
>they called me a boomer
>they called me boring
>they called me a weeb
well whos laughing now

>>9773493
RKG never saw grizzly man. Don't get in bed with bears, they will fucking murder you.

>>9773493
Pssshhh... Nothin personnel... Kid...

AMD holders right now

>>9773528
you still in APHQF or did you get out already?

>>9773549
Anybody got that video of the lawnmower taking off and flying like a fucking plane?
That's what I feel like I'm looking at right now

>>9773561
thats wasnt me

>>9773549
I just bought a put because I don't believe these retards can be happy

>>9773590
oh mustve been someone else in the milk cartel

shout out to whoever pointed out DRUS

>took four months to get account verified
>finally able to buy my first shares ever
is this where the rollercoaster begins

>>9773549

>in since 10$

Feels good man, shorters finally btfo. There will be a slight correction soon, but AMD is finally headway into Intels marketshare.

>>9773618
madman

>>9773607
not true. my computer i just got has an AMD processor, so its goin up now

>>9773611
we gon make it
think it was this guy >>9773519

>>9773618
Anon... Buying high selling low is a joke not a guideline...

>>9773358
Nintendo never seems to trade very rationally, it seems to follow a nice pattern for range / swing trading though.

No Brakes on Bank of AMerica

>>9773651
t-to the moon right

>>9773618
youre not supposed to buy the top anon. this is the highest its been in 10 years.

>>9773652
whats nintendo ticker?

>>9773651
>9.99

>>9773618
The bagholding cycle continues. The next generation is here anons, Buy high sell low.

>>9773694
>>9773698
truth be told I didn't even intend to buy high sell low
Getting amd stock is more of a ceremonial thing for me than anything so I'm not upset

I don’t think I’m doing this right

>>9773717
well just get more when it pulls back then an youll be A-OK

>>9773618
richard dennis would be proud
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Dennis

>>9773717
I mean, as long as you are patient you will most likely see gains. Just don't come back here with a bunch of pink wojacks when this corrects in a couple days and you are suddenly 15-20% underwater.

anybody else going to hold DRUS for much higher? seems to just be getting started, that push down with CDEL on the ask and VNDM on the bid seemed a bit like a set up.. i think it can go higher...

>>9773727
bruh you were supposed to buy the berkshire dip

tfw 50+% in AMD overweight unsafe buy pays off like this

Thank to mr. CEO the best in tech.

>>9773694
NTDOY

not on Robinhood

>he shorted AMD
>this is how small his brain is

He is the best CEO, praise him /smg/

Still holding till End of Year, target is $20-$40 on AMD stock. It's still a buy, but much more risk than earlier when it was criminally undervalued below $13.

What do you guys think about buying Indian 10 year bonds? The rate is above 7% and will go up. Rating is solid. Much better than fucking Brazil even at 1/2 of the yield. India is not gonna tank right?

>>9773745
I made my account three days ago, my info gathering is awful

>>9773763
lol is there an E3 pop? or does it matter at all?
also, wtf happened? whys it getting demolished right now?

>>9773817
ukranian bonds or ur a pussy

>>9773821
Nintendo has had awful E3s before. Switch's hype has died down a lot. I wouldn't expect a pop.

>>9773817
S U P E R P O W E R
2
0
2
0

ooooooo Phase 2 pump it

>>9773817
India is overhyped but might not tank. They won't follow China's trajectory due to low IQ.

>>9773845
i was just kidding. but it does look like it would be good for a swing right now. but all those gap downs are spooking me a little

BUY BUY BUY

sell your gym stocks. women are about to destroy them with #metoo.


https://www.nbcnews.com/better/health/saying-metoo-gym-getting-everyone-else-listen-ncna879301

>>9773865
i wanna buy a bunch of chinese bonds

i know DSUM
are there any other high yield corporate chinese bond ETFs? i feel like thatd be fun

Tesla +20
The cucks are back to sniffing musk's balls.

>>9773772

im make a new thread

>>9773904
The best predictive model for a country is trying to understand the IQ of those in control of resources. People think Inequality is bad as if 80 IQ people are going to use capital wisely. India's low IQ genetic masses put a damper on any upward trends. You can't view it as a 1 billion population country the same you can with China. The labor value of Chinese is so much higher.

Same reason no one views the population in Africa as a good labor value.

HOT DAMN. No stopping TSLA.

>9773970
9773970
>>9773970
>>9773970
NEW THREAD

>>9773610
I'm still in APHQF and still holding. I'm confident about the vote tomorrow.

>>9773966
Their self-driving technology is more important than all these others metrics. I don't care if they make 5,000 or 10,000 cars a week. They promised an autonomous drive car doing a cross country trip in 2017. The entire stock is going to live or die on whether their self-driving fleet tech works or not.

>>9773964
yeah. and thus chinese bonds are the only ones going up because theyre on the come up. brazil and india stagnated.

the real question is how do i lend duterte some of my money?

>>9773996
gonna ave to check back in the afternoon.looks good right now though

>>9774010
Man the volume is really picking up. I'm not feeling so bad anymore for taking a chance on APHQF rather than SNAP.

>>9773865
why is india overhyped? whats overhyped? normal growth
>>9773904
wanna buy bunch of bonds buys ETF degeneracy at its best kek
>>9773964
stop inserting your POL bullshit into market talk nobody cares shill

>>9773846
this. i see no reason for not buying in before the war brokes down between china and pajeets

Tech shares of all shapes and sizes are on a killer tear right now. Here are just a few, and their 2018 gains: Square (payments, 77 percent), Shopify (e-commerce, 59 percent), Liveperson (online customer service, 89 percent), Tableau (data analytics software, 45 percent), Twitter (65 percent), Red Hat (software, 44 percent), Zillow (Real estate data, 48 percent), Adobe (software, 48 percent), Salesforce (cloud software, 32 percent), Workday (cloud software, 26 percent), NVidia (chips, 36 percent), Micron (chips, 44 percent), Etsy (e-commerce, 61 percent), Wix.com (web development software, 61 percent).

damn the more i look at these chinese bonds the more i realize this last dip is the best one in years. its time to buy some chinese debt. theyre actually bullish. they did over 10% last year. not to mention they still yield 3.83%. wtf am i holding JNK for?

>>9774107
hey im not knocking india either. im honestly dumping most of my US debt right now so i can get some specific EM ones.

whats wrong with DSUM? im already up on it a couple percent.

>>9774107
>nobody cares
not taking IQ into account when predicting the future is retarded, fuck off to somewhere else if you don't like the truth.

High population of Chinese is a different animal than a high population of Africans or in India.

>>9773836
how do I buy

>>9774149
China is a gigantic exit scam; they're papering over hyperinflation with a fraudulent dual currency system

>>9774452
If you aren't scamming you aren't trying. That's just real economics.