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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Tue Jun 5 11:24:33 2018 No.9758684 [Reply] [Original]

The Joy of Investing edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

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In-depth Rundown on Options:
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https://www youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

/smg/'s Official Market Commentator:
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>>	Broista !!ae84pnzr758 Tue Jun 5 11:26:13 2018 No.9758702 File: 16 KB, 297x345, 2018-06-05-watchlist.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'll try asking again here, what should I add to my watch list?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 11:27:01 2018 No.9758708 MY HMNY PUTS

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 11:27:06 2018 No.9758709 >>9758702 Every stock you like and you can keep track of

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 11:27:21 2018 No.9758710 File: 38 KB, 500x500, 1511885293863.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9758684 what're today's plays boys?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 11:27:56 2018 No.9758715 File: 115 KB, 500x375, 8086305313_8d6ccdf955.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Deans is really getting the short end of the stick today

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 11:29:20 2018 No.9758733 >>9758708 Why are they down when HMNY is basically at the lowest point its ever been?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 11:30:10 2018 No.9758744 >>9758733 they aren't down

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 11:30:15 2018 No.9758745 File: 112 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20180605-102914.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm doing it brehs I might actually make it back to my peak

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue Jun 5 11:30:19 2018 No.9758746 >>9758702 I just trade options on SPY, EEM, IWM, XLF, GLD, USO, EFA, XOP, EWZ, GDX, HYG, FXI, SLV and TLT bro.

Anonymous Tue Jun 5 11:30:36 2018 No.9758749

>>9758684
i bought some EVLV. priced pretty much dead on for fair value. analyst target is 2.00 and my target is 3 on an amazon buyout rumor. not much volatility or risk of crazy downside, and little old ladies fucking love home shopping. i see people ordering their shit every day at work.

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Tue Jun 5 11:30:46 2018 No.9758751 File: 756 KB, 1346x2368, 20180605_083044.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Me already longed and closed Hate longing gross

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 11:31:12 2018 No.9758755 >>9758744 >>9758733 positive delta soon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 11:31:14 2018 No.9758758 >>9758733 I heard HMNY has strong unbreakable support @ $0 senpai

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 11:31:39 2018 No.9758765 >>9758744 I'm just looking at the June 15 ones. $0.50 put is down 23%.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue Jun 5 11:32:22 2018 No.9758769 >>9758746 >>9758702 forgot VXX and QQQ

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Tue Jun 5 11:32:41 2018 No.9758773 >>9758765 HMNY $3 soon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 11:33:15 2018 No.9758781 >>9758765 robingay lists them as having .13 value but forces you to pay either .15 or .10 so if you bought .15 it would instantly show as a loss

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 11:33:52 2018 No.9758787 >>9758702 >Broista !!ae84pnzr758 JFC not another one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 11:34:16 2018 No.9758792 File: 85 KB, 800x800, flat,800x800,070,f.u1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NO WHY IS GENERAL MILLS AND KRAFT FOOD GOING DOWN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 11:34:46 2018 No.9758798 >>9758684 People fucking laughed at me for wanting to buy APHQF, fucking weed stocks but who is laughing now you faggots. I'm going to sell this shit before the results to the vote too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 11:34:51 2018 No.9758799 File: 26 KB, 898x221, Capture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9758781 I don't have any. I'm just looking at their value here https://seekingalpha.com/symbol/HMNY/options

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 11:35:18 2018 No.9758805 File: 13 KB, 693x195, 8f8f8s.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9758792 REEEE FUCKING ANALYSTS

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 11:35:48 2018 No.9758810 >>9758773 I know better than to listen to you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 11:37:37 2018 No.9758837 Dont buy this dip yet, squeeze and ticks are bear

Anonymous Tue Jun 5 11:38:01 2018 No.9758840
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I know it’s stupid to worry about a couple of cents when I’m only buying one share and don’t plan on selling, but I’m seeing if SPHD will drop a bit first

>>	teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 11:38:06 2018 No.9758843 >>9758798 hey i been HODLing APHQF for a while now. theyre doing good is the vote thursday or friday?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 11:39:22 2018 No.9758857 File: 1.08 MB, 840x564, 1481122292683.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] These drops are pretty sharp

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 11:39:40 2018 No.9758860 >>9758805 Thinking of pulling out since I'm just about breaking even right now and just throwing that money into Amazon

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Tue Jun 5 11:41:29 2018 No.9758873 >>9758810 There hope for you yet, anon

>>	teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 11:41:32 2018 No.9758874 >>9758805 looks like someone wants a better entry point all analysts should be shot desu

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 11:41:47 2018 No.9758876 File: 171 KB, 800x696, 1527271673792.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9758860 >selling your Kraft and Gis at 5 year lows anon... golden income

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 11:42:13 2018 No.9758883 >>9758843 Thursday my man but realistically it probably won't pass.

>>	Panama Bro !uFJzRqBrvs Tue Jun 5 11:42:25 2018 No.9758886 File: 115 KB, 1100x619, deathsquad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9758684 Need to make one of Duterte.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 11:43:15 2018 No.9758889 >>9758873 You as well. Reluctant Kneepad Girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 11:43:27 2018 No.9758891 File: 438 KB, 808x805, 1521765768481.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >ANW

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 11:43:56 2018 No.9758897 No one seems to talk about AMRS anymore whats the newest biz meme stock

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 11:44:23 2018 No.9758901 >>9758876 Idk man, what's stopping Amazon from just completely taking over the market in the future and leaving GIS and KHC in the dust.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 11:45:00 2018 No.9758907 >>9758897 AMRS is hibernating It is a quiet stock that seems to bounce on and off the $5.1 mark

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 11:46:01 2018 No.9758916 File: 42 KB, 450x547, lucky3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9758901 >amazon will take over blah blah Thats an analyst meme, there is room for everyone >gis and kraft in the dust They own literally everything in your refrigerator

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 11:46:31 2018 No.9758921 >>9758876 Well, better to sell at 5 year lows than wait 5 more years and selling at 10 year lows...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 11:48:30 2018 No.9758944 WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT TRENDLINE ON CRUDE OIL MADE OUT OF, GET THAT SHIT OUT OF THE WAY

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 11:49:15 2018 No.9758950 File: 212 KB, 330x300, 1527122658426.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9758921 I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT WILL HAPPEN

>>	teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 11:50:19 2018 No.9758963 man if TLT keeps mooning imma have to just eat this shit. bummed. dont know why the FED would allow the 20-30yr yields get this low. the yield curve is ridiculously flat right now. they need to dump em or itll invert

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 11:52:01 2018 No.9758981 File: 1.35 MB, 659x790, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA_the_fire_rises.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] STOP. DIPPING.

Anonymous Tue Jun 5 11:52:11 2018 No.9758984

>>9758876
Those companies are not cheap regarding to their net income
They are generally very indebted

I think their management thinks their businesses would be going on forever without be disrupted and decided to borrow money to pay dividends and do share buybacks

Also, why buy these boring companies with boring yield when you have bonds and treasuries that offer almost the same yields ?

Anonymous Tue Jun 5 11:55:26 2018 No.9759016

>>9758984
>boring
literally the most exciting megacaps right now

>why not buy bonds
I do, but they dont have growth potential like these stocks

>they are very indebted
Not a problem, all that matters is their cash flow which is set to increased because they are dividend aristocrats

>>	teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 11:55:51 2018 No.9759018 >>9758984 no (or atleast less) interest rate risk on consumers. bonds will be a better buy in a year though

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 11:58:17 2018 No.9759052 its my half birthday today guys

>>	Broista !!ae84pnzr758 Tue Jun 5 11:59:04 2018 No.9759063 >>9758746 I don't have much knowledge of trading options, I've mostly just short sold stocks and sat on divs any advice?

>>	Texas anon Tue Jun 5 12:00:02 2018 No.9759074 >>9759052 Wtf is a half birthday?

Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:00:19 2018 No.9759076

>>9759016
I was stating what I think is the market sentiment

They are definitely what Buffett-sama would tell you to buy

>>9759018
Yeah
If you are strictly looking at the metrics, yields on consumer staples are not that interesting comparing to bonds
Also, I don't think we will be in full on bond bear market anytime soon, despite what the FED do with the rates

>>	Broista !!ae84pnzr758 Tue Jun 5 12:00:48 2018 No.9759081 >>9759074 Shot in the dark but 6 month mark between birthdays?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:01:54 2018 No.9759095 Okay So I'm now: Long 1 NFLX Aug17'18 350 Put Short 1 NFLX Aug17'18 345 Put This is the position I'd like to have. What's to stop someone from assigning me on my short so I lose my hedge? Do I need to constantly monitor my position or what?

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue Jun 5 12:02:08 2018 No.9759101 >>9759063 cut your winners short and let your losers ride.

>>	Broista !!ae84pnzr758 Tue Jun 5 12:03:02 2018 No.9759110 >>9759101 Awesome, I'll paper trade that for a while until I feel comfortable with my calls

Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:03:05 2018 No.9759111
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>>9759076
Buffet says: the best time to buy value stocks is when the market is afraid of them

despite what Duh Profit says, Bonds will NEVER look better than these because your yield on cost by next year will be over 6%-8%

All in all, Never sell your General Mills at these prices, especially when they are acquiring the next bitcoin (petfood)

teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 12:03:29 2018 No.9759117

>>9759063
study the fuck out of them and papertrade them before you even try them desu

>>9759076
yea im not all that crazy on consumers either, but i DO believe that bonds are gonna get smashed and likely soon. at least the longterm ones. if FED doesnt dump them and soon, theyre gonna invert the yield curve. theyre already skirting on the outer edge of it as is. its almost totally flat

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:04:07 2018 No.9759130 >>9759074 6 months before your real birthday

>>	Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Tue Jun 5 12:04:23 2018 No.9759133 >>9759101 I like to cut my winners and average down on my losers..

>>	teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 12:04:31 2018 No.9759135 >>9759117 lol and speak of the devil. here comes a high volume DUMP on TLT

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:05:53 2018 No.9759152 >>9758840 You're right it is stupid

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:06:41 2018 No.9759161 also FYI: SBUX is increasing its div so fat that you should have a 14% yield on cost 10 years from now

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:08:40 2018 No.9759184 File: 34 KB, 507x285, Paul PAtsy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >netflix shorts

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:09:57 2018 No.9759197 >>9759184 Based Small specs losing everything!

>>	Texas anon Tue Jun 5 12:10:41 2018 No.9759210 >>9759081 >>9759130 Sounds like some numale s0yb0y shit to me. Do you celebrate this?

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue Jun 5 12:11:52 2018 No.9759220 >>9759210 I hope if they do anything it better be like that shit we saw yesterday with the kid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:13:24 2018 No.9759240 God I hate myself for not buying SNAP last week, wtf was I thinking.

Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:13:42 2018 No.9759245
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It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having a chicken salad with no croutons on romaine and I'm up today. Got a bunch of free capital so I'm using this time to research. It's a beautiful day out so I can't wait to clock out!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:13:48 2018 No.9759246 >>9759210 I go full /Drinkboys/

>>	teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 12:14:40 2018 No.9759259 >>9759220 >if they do anything it better be like that shit we saw yesterday with the kid. wat?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:14:50 2018 No.9759261 File: 57 KB, 843x601, 1527737927877.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9759245

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:15:51 2018 No.9759274 >>9759259 the kid getting his caked rekt

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:16:11 2018 No.9759278 >>9759245 based checkin

>>	Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Tue Jun 5 12:16:13 2018 No.9759279 >>9759245 god yes that looks fucking amazing, i just woke up and dehydrated from drinking.. salad looks so good when im dehydrated

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:16:17 2018 No.9759281 File: 34 KB, 460x345, swaghetti.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9759245 Based Lunchbro Enjoy m8

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:17:18 2018 No.9759289 >>9759259 This kid gets rekt by his family on his birthday for being a small obnoxious faggot.

>>	Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Tue Jun 5 12:17:30 2018 No.9759293 so happy i added to my ODP position yesterday

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:18:26 2018 No.9759305 >>9759279 Dude it's a weekday, what are you doing drinking so much Big5. Damn dude, I know I have said this before but you are really going off the deep end. I hope everything is ok.

>>	Panama Bro !uFJzRqBrvs Tue Jun 5 12:18:50 2018 No.9759312 File: 62 KB, 437x437, catspaghetti.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9759245 Delicious as always Lunchbro. Enjoy!

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue Jun 5 12:19:05 2018 No.9759316 >>9759289 Yeah maybe if he wasn't such a little faggot he could have done something to stand up for him self, but nah kid got fucking rekt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:19:28 2018 No.9759322 Is there any reason for me not to go all in on Amazon rn

>>	teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 12:19:34 2018 No.9759323 >>9759274 >>9759289 kek oh yeah. that was brutal

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:20:42 2018 No.9759331 >>9759316 That's what he gets for trusting his family and loved ones. It's a lesson in life everyone learns the hard way but hopefully he learns young.

>>	Panama Bro !uFJzRqBrvs Tue Jun 5 12:21:24 2018 No.9759345 File: 17 KB, 326x252, bart.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9759274 lmao nigga even tried to cut cake that wasn't even there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:22:50 2018 No.9759374 File: 185 KB, 636x516, 97845456.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9759322 Stock Split when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:23:21 2018 No.9759381 >>9759322 there must be a reason but i cant find one

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:24:35 2018 No.9759394 >>9759322 Honestly you might as well, they are so big and doing so many things to grow their market share it's stupid.

>>	teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 12:25:33 2018 No.9759403 >>9759322 you might make too much money bezos is a faggot and suxx coxxx the amazon rainforest is in brazil the P/E is stupefying uhhhhh bezos is a bald faggot idk

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:27:16 2018 No.9759431 >>9759322 it's at all time highs and has like a P/E of 400000?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:30:34 2018 No.9759476 >>9759431 its always at ATH

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:33:40 2018 No.9759512 >>9759245 >frozen "chicken" on rubbage and bagged cheese with some white stuff labeled as salad dressing Americans eat like shit. No wonder you're all fat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:34:16 2018 No.9759522 >>9759245 Based, I’m too hungover and nauseous to eat

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:34:24 2018 No.9759526 No buy signal on the SPY yet...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:36:52 2018 No.9759565 >>9759512 If it makes you feel any better I got a free cup of grapes with it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:37:06 2018 No.9759567 down -0.4% today so far because of GIS, BAC and BRKB

teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 12:38:33 2018 No.9759593

>>9759526
equities are gonna keep going sideways until FED shitpost desu
we need to figure out what those central bankers got for us up next. and judging by them letting longterm treasuries get bought up like mad (even while the yield curve is dangerously flat), it seems their plan is to let the yield curve invert and crash this economy with no survivors.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:40:06 2018 No.9759626 File: 41 KB, 384x395, 1322798589001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9759565 >One thing cancels out the other It doesn't work that way, amerifat.

Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:41:05 2018 No.9759640

>>9759322
You're paying for the next 200 years of Amazon earnings at current valuations.
Amazon hasn't had it's mandatory Trump related large business scandal yet.
Amazon's earnings comes from AWS, which is tied to tech so if the bubble bursts say goodbye to profitability.
If you hold the S&P500, you already own AMZN

t. Amazon shareholder

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:43:00 2018 No.9759659 >>9759626 They don't cancel each other out, it's more like speedballing.

>>	teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 12:43:11 2018 No.9759662 >>9759640 this is sound advice. i mean really, well over half the S&P is just the few tech monoliths. and the SPY is like 1/5th of the price

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:44:39 2018 No.9759675 sold Ebay probably a bad idea

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:45:18 2018 No.9759684 File: 93 KB, 421x480, AD72BD78-40C9-449E-AE85-E94156596BA7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is OKTA going down bros? I put so much money in that. Their earns come out tomorrow.

>>	Texas anon Tue Jun 5 12:46:37 2018 No.9759700 >>9759626 No bully lunchbro. Ever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:47:27 2018 No.9759716 File: 18 KB, 380x380, 0004190002812_A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dean Foods is getting rekt fuuuuck

>>	Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Tue Jun 5 12:48:30 2018 No.9759729 >>9759716 good. I'm tired of you posting milk all day

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:49:25 2018 No.9759742 >>9759729 Its going to mid teens this summer

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:50:02 2018 No.9759749 >>9759626 >>9759512 Fuck off Euroshit, people are definitely starting to get fatter where you are from.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:50:58 2018 No.9759764 File: 40 KB, 793x373, Hank_Co_sign.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9759716 Dean is gay, should've invested in Hank Co.

>>	teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 12:51:43 2018 No.9759770 why are there so many somalians in minnesota? i was driving around through the midwest, and literally every single person i saw with minnesota plates was a somali. why?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:51:59 2018 No.9759774 File: 194 KB, 1024x592, amerifat059.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9759700 This isn't your safespace.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:52:12 2018 No.9759779 >>9759593 I expect a huge market “correction” when there’s another rate hike announced. Ideally I’m going to pull my money out by the end of next week (it helps that I’ll be on vacation).

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:52:38 2018 No.9759790 >>9759770 thanks obama

>>	Broista !!ae84pnzr758 Tue Jun 5 12:53:08 2018 No.9759799 >>9759210 I don't, I barely celebrate my actual birthday

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:53:15 2018 No.9759802 >>9759770 Population replacement. There wasn’t enough diversity in the Midwest since only whites people lived there. Thus that had to be fixed.

>>	Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Tue Jun 5 12:53:17 2018 No.9759804 >>9759742 maybe winter.. going by monthly and weekly..

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:53:37 2018 No.9759809 >>9759774 OBSESSED

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:54:12 2018 No.9759815 >>9759770 They had to find a place that would fit with the lifestyle they were accustomed too. Shitty, depressing flyover state in burger land was as close to their war torn African shit hole as they could get.

>>	Texas anon Tue Jun 5 12:54:24 2018 No.9759819 >>9759770 (((Refugees))) the US imported and thought they would be happy there. >>9759774 >not knowing lunchbro is the one day of light in this shithole How new are you?

>>	Panama Bro !uFJzRqBrvs Tue Jun 5 12:55:36 2018 No.9759833 File: 56 KB, 600x426, DaisyRidley.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9759774 I'd rather hang out with Amerifats than with Eurotrash Mudslimes.

Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:56:35 2018 No.9759842
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>>9758684
Don't trust him guys, illuminati tries to get all of our money but the games is rigged because they have a dialog with shadows that make you buy high and sell low.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfLOt5P6nSk

teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 12:57:09 2018 No.9759851

>>9759790
lel but why would they choose minnesota out of all the other warmer states? i dont mind the weather over there as im used to that whole rustbelt winter, but i cant imagine going from fucking somalia to minnesota. that would be horrendous

>>9759802
midwest is fine as is imo
i especially like indiana. people out there in the sticks are wild as fuck. we had some guy at a gas station come over and show us the fuckhuge snapping turtle that he grabbed out of the creek. he pulled it out of the back of his pickup truck barehanded and was swinging it around. midwest seems plenty diverse enough just with the weird assortments of white people desu

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:57:15 2018 No.9759852 File: 178 KB, 350x360, frohg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Should have held Blackberry shoulda woulda coulda

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 12:57:19 2018 No.9759854 File: 929 KB, 3308x4252, uju4UXV.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9759749 America is still leading by a wide margin It's not even close, amerifat

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Tue Jun 5 12:58:24 2018 No.9759865 File: 40 KB, 701x669, IMG_20180506_094911.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9759854 You right, they are!

>>	teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 12:58:30 2018 No.9759866 >>9759854 new zealands stats are probably artificially pumped due to kimdotcoms lard ass

>>	Texas anon Tue Jun 5 12:59:22 2018 No.9759877 >>9759851 Because there’s no jobs so it’s just like home and the government doesn’t have to provide them with air conditioning.

>>	teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 12:59:57 2018 No.9759885 >>9759865 >euro fuck that. lets see it broken down country by country. fuck averaging it in with a bunch of half starved shitholes

>>	Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Tue Jun 5 13:01:16 2018 No.9759898 >>9759854 if it weren't for mexicans, blacks, and midwest states i don't think america would be that fat....

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 13:01:34 2018 No.9759903 >>9759866 The dude is 6’7”, if he started lifting and cut weight he’d be a UNIT

>>	teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 13:03:17 2018 No.9759918 dollar looks like it might be getting ready to jump of a bridge >>9759877 kek >>9759903 damn str8, but i doubt hell give up the cheezburgers, ya know?

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue Jun 5 13:03:44 2018 No.9759921 >>9759898 can confirm. I live on the coast and have never even seen a fat person.

>>	Texas anon Tue Jun 5 13:06:05 2018 No.9759954 >>9759921 The amount of fat fucks in Texas is disgusting.

>>	Broista !!ae84pnzr758 Tue Jun 5 13:06:14 2018 No.9759957 If there's enough interest in it I may start a discord channel for all of us to use and actively call stuff out during the day as we see it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 13:07:15 2018 No.9759969 File: 14 KB, 876x309, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9759898 >blaming minorities for the reason you're fat fucking kek. Look at that - they only raise the average 2%

Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Tue Jun 5 13:07:28 2018 No.9759971

>>9759921
i live in california most the fat people are mexicans, blacks and people that moved here from midwest states.

Also, i think alot more over weight people go to the doctors and become part of that stat because they are over weight, i know plenty of people that are thin and haven't been to the doctor in years, so i'm assuming they wouldn't be in those stats

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue Jun 5 13:08:00 2018 No.9759980 >>9759954 It's like they say, everything is bigger in Texas, even your women.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 13:08:18 2018 No.9759986 File: 5 KB, 200x200, 02f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9759957 I'd probably post more if there was a discord, but at the same time, I will express my disdain without citing a proper reason as such: >discord

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 13:08:54 2018 No.9759993 >>9759770 I know right? I don't go past Hinckley though so I never see them

teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 13:08:58 2018 No.9759994

>>9759921
>>9759954
yea texas and the bible belt in particular is the fattest place in the US ive ever been to. cant really blame em though, butter is one of the main food groups out there, and it fucking tastes really good. not to mention its cheap and the portions are retarded. western kentucky and tennessee are my jam

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 13:09:08 2018 No.9759995 File: 135 KB, 282x238, 7544yyhhh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fuck off commie

>>	Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Tue Jun 5 13:09:42 2018 No.9759999 >>9759994 there also isn't shit to do there

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 13:11:15 2018 No.9760017 What's the best thing for a leaf to use? No robinhood here.

>>	Texas anon Tue Jun 5 13:11:33 2018 No.9760020 File: 71 KB, 960x864, 65FDA457-6AEE-4BDF-A627-526E60764493.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9759980 >>9759994 It’s literal laziness. I saw a guy drive his Polaris side by side to his mail box yesterday, a whole 25ft.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 13:12:05 2018 No.9760025 File: 60 KB, 800x600, 1503570317917.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9759999 Checked And Rekt

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 13:12:27 2018 No.9760031 File: 200 KB, 545x544, 1448505624201.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Somalians are used to failure so they fit right in here in Minnesota, as I said I don't go more south than Hinckley though and never see them

>>	Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Tue Jun 5 13:13:11 2018 No.9760039 File: 98 KB, 780x439, jm37vGT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9760020

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 13:14:15 2018 No.9760054 File: 228 KB, 1223x1369, 23550698-35F2-4EE0-BB07-5FC9C5A96DFD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9758745 Are you me ? From the future ?

teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 13:16:55 2018 No.9760080

>>9759999
yea but its cheap and beautiful. brand name smokes down there are like $4 a pack. and you can smoke fucking EVERYWHERE. its awesome.

but youre right, they got some good rock shows down there from time to time, but there aint much happening most of the time. i really liked murray when i was down there. the whole damn town came out to see us play. bored people tend to make better music, and have a shit ton more fun than people who are overstimulated from living in major cities.

>>9760020
kek, yea in tennessee i was in a diner and was sitting next to some guy with an oxygen tank, smoking like a chimney. he asked the waitress to go grab him some smokes from the vending machine (about 15 feet away). pretty bleak. and theres definitely a lot of that down there. no work and nothing to do can do a lot of bad things to your will to live

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 13:17:20 2018 No.9760084 File: 61 KB, 1228x1502, 1503193989559.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9760054 AHHHH WHAT ARE YOU DOING

BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue Jun 5 13:20:35 2018 No.9760118

>>9760080
I've never even seen a $4 pack of cigarettes. Fucking CT is broke as shit. Our fucking government pensions and benefits are 40% of our annual budget. Fucking crooks in Hartford should go introduce themselves to UVXY's corporate policies.

Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Tue Jun 5 13:21:07 2018 No.9760122

>>9760080
i don't smoke ciggs.. only weed sometimes.. is weed legalized there? can you surf, dirtbike and snowboard in the same day? is vegas only a few hour travel away? or mexico? do you have alot of lakes to go wake boarding on? what about theme parks do you guys got alot of them?

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue Jun 5 13:22:05 2018 No.9760139 >>9760122 They've got about a dozen all you can eat joints withing a 20 mile radius.

teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 13:22:27 2018 No.9760145

>>9760020
eastern kentucky and some parts of west virginia was about the most depressing thing ive ever seen in my life though. absolutely beautiful countryside (i fucking LOVE appalachia), but fuck that place was beat down. fucking meth heads everywhere scurrying around like rats, and not a job in sight

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 13:25:23 2018 No.9760185 File: 10 KB, 360x99, ayymd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AMD NO!

Anonymous Tue Jun 5 13:25:32 2018 No.9760186

>>9760080
Minimum is like 8-9$ for Newports here and that's without the recent hike. I only socially smoke Nat Sherman's black & gold's though. I love the quiet country life, I want private land so that I can fabricate stuff for money and shoot shit in peace.

Texas anon Tue Jun 5 13:27:48 2018 No.9760229

>>9760080
I ran a call a few years ago where an old man lit himself up smoking on oxygen. Face and hands were black. He was still smoking and laughing when I got there. Just wrap him up and transport.

>>9760145
It’s mostly rich Boomers here. Oil industry is king here and they landed jobs pushing buttons in a refinery for 6 figures. Then convince themselves they work hard. Thier laziness disgusts me to no end.

teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 13:31:15 2018 No.9760291

>>9760122
in murray (since the college is owned by big tobacco money) they actually have a straight up weed plantation. apparently theyre trying to force legislation to grow it so they can out compete the hippies in CO, so maybe sooner than youd think.

>surf
no. you can fish though. the "land between the lakes" is an awesome spot
>dirtbike
OH YEA
>snowboard
lol no hills
>is vegas only a few hour travel away
its actually not THAT far desu
>or mexico
texas is pretty close kek
>alot of lakes to go wake boarding on
not a lot, but yeah they do

but its got its perks. food is cheap, cost of living is nill, state tax doesnt exist, the people are as friendly as it gets, a lot of the women arent total whores (and the ones that didnt get forcefed butter their whole childhood are smokin. and i dig that accent on chicks desu). dont knock it till ya tried it, but again, i dont live there, i just had a really good time out around there. people are excited to actually go out and see music and actually enjoy themselves. so hard to get NYC faggots to do the same

>>9760186
>I want private land so that I can fabricate stuff for money and shoot shit in peace
and thats the point desu

>>9760229
>I ran a call a few years ago where an old man lit himself up smoking on oxygen. Face and hands were black. He was still smoking and laughing when I got there. Just wrap him up and transport.
kek yea i was worried i was gonna explode. no one else seemed concerned, so i figured it was standard

>>	Broista !!ae84pnzr758 Tue Jun 5 13:32:30 2018 No.9760307 Okay I made a discord 8W8MVX

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 13:33:27 2018 No.9760315 File: 60 KB, 600x600, 1512355175156.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9760291 The true American dream

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 13:34:16 2018 No.9760327 >>9758710 Long on shitposting and tripfags circle jerking each other

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 13:34:35 2018 No.9760334 >>9760118 Ahhh shit. You’re in CT too? Stuttering fuck is killing us.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 13:35:07 2018 No.9760344 File: 42 KB, 243x81, 67452.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9760307 Filtered

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 13:35:22 2018 No.9760346 >>9759770 They don’t call Minnesota New Sweden for nothing.

>>	Broista !!ae84pnzr758 Tue Jun 5 13:36:10 2018 No.9760352 >>9760307 >>9760344 Okay I made a dis.cord 8W 8M VX

teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 13:37:12 2018 No.9760364

>>9760315
yea its something else. though if i was gonna settle down somewhere down south, id probably go with asheville NC. its stunningly beautiful around there. especially up in the mountains

>>9760118
kentucky and tennessee are broke as shit too, but the state govt IS big tobacco families, so there is absolutely NO state tax on cigs

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 13:37:16 2018 No.9760366 Is noone going to talk about abyssmal volume yesterday and today in the market? Whats going on?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 13:38:05 2018 No.9760375 File: 401 KB, 1280x720, 1523504785592.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9760352 Double filtered

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 13:38:25 2018 No.9760381 >>9760346 This. It's the state with the most Scandinavian ancestry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 13:39:43 2018 No.9760401 >>9760346 Hey now, I'm Finnish! My area is mostly Finnish and Norwegian.

>>	Broista !!ae84pnzr758 Tue Jun 5 13:40:19 2018 No.9760405 File: 3 KB, 274x57, Capture13.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9760375 >>9760352 Biz is not making this easy.

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Tue Jun 5 13:41:55 2018 No.9760427 File: 43 KB, 258x395, 1471285709488.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9760366 SPY should 268 right now

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 13:42:03 2018 No.9760432 >>9760405 He's just memeing. If he was serious, he'd filter your tripcode like I'm going to.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 13:42:12 2018 No.9760436 >>9760405 I dont think you understand

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 13:42:41 2018 No.9760446 >>9760405 fuck off and dfie

Anonymous Tue Jun 5 13:42:55 2018 No.9760450
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>>9760405
Ok, they're not saying your link is filtered anon, they're saying that they are filtering your posts by your tripcode.
Anybody show up to your discord nigga?

>>	teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 13:43:47 2018 No.9760465 >>9760405 a lot of folks tend to think that discords lead to more drama than necessary. for whatever reason it appears to be true. ive seen several generals/communities literally tear themselves apart in those things. dunno why

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 13:44:04 2018 No.9760470 File: 8 KB, 250x166, 1528204343826s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9760427 This is what is Known as the "Golden Bull Run" maybe youve heard of it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 13:44:23 2018 No.9760476 >>9760054 can i pay you to tell me your trades so i can inverse them...?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 13:44:35 2018 No.9760478 >>9760401 Do you work at St.Lukes?

>>	Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Tue Jun 5 13:44:53 2018 No.9760483 File: 3.07 MB, 414x382, 1479855489743.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9760405 you are a fucking moron.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 13:45:10 2018 No.9760489 >>9760054 you can pinpoint the exact moment he started taking /smg/'s advice

>>	Broista !!ae84pnzr758 Tue Jun 5 13:45:14 2018 No.9760490 >>9760432 >>9760436 >>9760446 >>9760450 I forgot I was being a tripfag

>>	teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 13:46:38 2018 No.9760506 >>9760490 im pretty sure youre missing the point lad

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 13:47:09 2018 No.9760518 >>9760490 stop posting

>>	Broista !!ae84pnzr758 Tue Jun 5 13:47:30 2018 No.9760522 >>9760506 No I think I got it now, it only took going full retard for a bit

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 13:48:29 2018 No.9760540 lol Are you not entertained!?

>>	Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Tue Jun 5 13:48:37 2018 No.9760544 File: 45 KB, 702x672, 1480907834877.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9760522 >>9760490 stop right there newfag. i'm pretty sure you don't have a clue why you are such a faggot so just stop being a faggot.

>>	teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 13:49:07 2018 No.9760550 i wish bonds would make up their fucking mind as to where to go already KILL ME OR FUCKING PAY ME ALREADY

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 13:50:11 2018 No.9760570 >>9760550 just buy bonds and hold bonds. dont sell bonds you know exactly what you're getting in to when you buy them, unless there's a default why worry?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 13:51:05 2018 No.9760588 File: 21 KB, 282x282, egg_toast_l.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Toad in the Hole time

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 13:52:12 2018 No.9760604 File: 260 KB, 358x310, images.duckduckgo.com.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9760405 >He deleted the discord

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue Jun 5 13:52:28 2018 No.9760610 USO MOON MISSION IS A GOOOO!!!!!!

>>	teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 13:52:28 2018 No.9760611 >>9760570 im doing that too, i was just speculating that the FED was gonna have to dump longterm treasuries to normalize the yield curve a little, but it seems theyre just letting it ride

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 13:52:30 2018 No.9760612 >>9760550 kill yourself, asshole.

>>	teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 13:53:30 2018 No.9760623 >>9760610 whats the reason?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 13:54:07 2018 No.9760631 >>9760478 Nope, St. Mary's

>>	teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 13:54:32 2018 No.9760639 >>9760612 go fuck yourself first, faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 13:56:01 2018 No.9760652 File: 30 KB, 400x400, bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9760604

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 14:01:31 2018 No.9760717 >>9759764 +9001 for Venture Bros reference

>>	teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 14:02:14 2018 No.9760724 >>9760604 you know we got ids, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 14:03:04 2018 No.9760736 File: 1.03 MB, 1019x746, 1526516994940.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9760724

>>	Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Tue Jun 5 14:03:43 2018 No.9760746 >>9760724 somehow reddit is finding out about /biz/.. but thats not the bad part.. they are starting to find their way into /smg/... its getting pretty bad desu

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Tue Jun 5 14:04:47 2018 No.9760758 File: 164 KB, 896x504, 20180605_130405.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9760470

>>	teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 14:05:08 2018 No.9760761 >>9760736 what am i missing here? the guy stopped tripping and then started trying to pretend to be someone else making fun of him

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue Jun 5 14:06:13 2018 No.9760779 >>9760623 cause some one is going to make a shit load of money on this arbitrage play.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 14:07:19 2018 No.9760795 LPL could run with some volume. Short squeeze, ask big5guy.

>>	teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 14:07:32 2018 No.9760800 >>9760779 makes sense still wary of going super long on it right now. might wait until after OPEC next week

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 14:12:07 2018 No.9760858 File: 22 KB, 400x300, Burn Motherfucker.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >HMNY broke the $0.40 resistance

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 14:13:42 2018 No.9760879 File: 22 KB, 217x225, 1523239510690.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9760858

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Tue Jun 5 14:14:49 2018 No.9760892 File: 145 KB, 896x504, 20180605_131211.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9760758

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 14:14:53 2018 No.9760895 File: 116 KB, 379x568, 176.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9760858 >t

WEED Tue Jun 5 14:15:38 2018 No.9760909
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RTI technical breakout! Up 16% and maybe still climbing. I keep laddering up stop loss in case this is a pumpy dumpy.

One day plus two hours remaining until senate legalization vote. Conservative motion to delay vote was struck down yesterday. This is happening.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 14:17:07 2018 No.9760928 File: 1.05 MB, 2048x1152, pop-team-bat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9760892 Degenerate Freak Pump it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 14:17:34 2018 No.9760937 >>9760858 https://youtu.be/y9V9QqswjYo

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 14:18:28 2018 No.9760952 >>9760909 redpill me on RTI

>>	teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 14:21:24 2018 No.9760993 >>9760909 >Conservative motion to delay vote was struck down yesterday thats bretty big what else is standing in the way other than the vote itself?

>>	Anonymous !!7Gm9AdXITjp Tue Jun 5 14:21:52 2018 No.9761000 >>9758702 Whoa what app is that?

BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue Jun 5 14:24:10 2018 No.9761027
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>>9760746
>they are starting to find their way into /smg/... its getting pretty bad desu.
Welp! I guess I'll be leaving. It's been an honor and privilege to trade memes with you fine folks, but now that the commies have invaded I will be going.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 14:26:18 2018 No.9761047 File: 907 KB, 720x720, 1522830082331.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >HMNY

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 14:26:27 2018 No.9761054 >Dow still red

>>	teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 14:28:41 2018 No.9761088 >>9761027 youre kidding right? this site has been infested by reddit since like 2010. /smg/ still kicks the snot outta pretty much every other thread on other boards, and definitely every other general

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 14:29:04 2018 No.9761092 File: 428 KB, 1080x1073, 1523043190459.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9761047 pinksheet it

>>	teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 14:31:21 2018 No.9761112 >>9761092 excellent photography there you really get a feel for how calmly and coldly those guys can just "call in" billions of dollars of destruction

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 14:31:43 2018 No.9761115 File: 62 KB, 474x362, 1526411201140.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9761047 Meanwhile, ALT is doing a thing

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 14:33:37 2018 No.9761130 File: 290 KB, 1064x2048, IMG_20180605_135847.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sold my twtr today Big gains friendos

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 14:34:06 2018 No.9761135 >>9759095 bump. explain please. How do I ensure my relative positition without constantly monitoring my position?

Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Tue Jun 5 14:35:31 2018 No.9761152
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>>9761088
of course he's kidding, hes a fucking sack of shit degenerate gambler that drinks and does drugs all the time... he isn't going anywhere

pic related: baggie when he is about to bone 2 black bitches while he was high on aphetamenes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 14:35:52 2018 No.9761157 File: 163 KB, 268x330, 1527604251905.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Clocked out Glocks out boys

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 14:36:15 2018 No.9761158 >>9761027 I hate to tell you this baggie but the capitals aren't going to choke away the cup this year.

Anonymous Tue Jun 5 14:37:06 2018 No.9761173
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>>9760952

Radient Technologies is a chemical extraction lab primarily involved in cannabis extracts. Today they had an NR saying they've cooked up some kind of nicotine reduction process for tobacco while still leaving it intact and smokeable. Same process also produces nicotine extract for use in e-cigs. I don't think today's breakout is directly related to that news release but who knows. Aurora Cannabis also owns a sizeable chunk of RTI's shares and has extraction agreement with them.

>>9760993
Only roadblock remaining is house rejection of senate amendments. If amended bill sent to house after vite pass contains amendments the house refuses to accept, they can then kick bill back to senate for more rejiggering. That would delay but not defeat the bill. More likely they'll just approve the whole works and fine tune later as needed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 14:37:50 2018 No.9761190 is NWL still the consumer meme supreme?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 14:39:03 2018 No.9761206 MRNS, about to explode.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 14:39:04 2018 No.9761208 File: 29 KB, 399x385, 1512240787963.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >he fell for the bear meme

>>	Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Tue Jun 5 14:39:46 2018 No.9761225 >>9761190 >is NWL still the consumer meme supreme? didn't know it ever was... not sure why you guys sit there and trade companies over 10bill... it really does amaze me.. you guys must be playing with like $500,000 or something

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 14:40:13 2018 No.9761233 File: 85 KB, 601x601, 1425343954999.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HMNY a shit. SHIT.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 14:40:41 2018 No.9761241 File: 95 KB, 650x650, expo-dry-erase-marker-board-cleaner-white-bottle-pic1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9761190 Absolutely Unstoppable

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 14:41:22 2018 No.9761254 >>9761233 Still time, sell and recoup losses in ALT.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 14:43:07 2018 No.9761272 File: 18 KB, 288x306, Rukia-Kuchiki-anime-33613469-288-306.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9761225 Only half a mill? HAHAHA What do you think I am? A poorfag? haahahahahaha

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 14:43:14 2018 No.9761275 >>9761225 DLTR is up 2% this week. I see what you mean, but if I want to make money with risk I'll just trade options and do crypto

teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 14:43:26 2018 No.9761277

>>9761208
on what? every major index is just flapping around going nowhere. like a retard trying to pretend to be a bird. theres hardly anything worth trading right now

>>9761152
imageboards are the hardest habit to quit desu

>>9761173
sounds good m8
i appreciate your updates, you post good shit consistently. theres no way i could keep as close an eye on canadian legal shit by myself

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 14:43:58 2018 No.9761284 >>9758916 >They own literally everything in your refrigerator I generally buy store brand or off-brand products, fuck the name brand jews.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 14:44:05 2018 No.9761287 >>9758684 I have 100 shares of AMD i bought at 13.12 Should I dump now? Sell half? Do you think it will hit $17? Thanks for the input

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue Jun 5 14:44:33 2018 No.9761293 >>9761152 Shit you're right... desu there's literally no place else for me to go. >>9761158 I'll take that bet!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 14:46:11 2018 No.9761313 >>9761277 I don't trade boomer indexes kid there's always money out there 60% of the NYSE is up today

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 14:46:13 2018 No.9761314 File: 30 KB, 400x400, 1518206426524.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9761284 Dont matter what you buy The money will just keep faaalowing in Flowing in Kraft and Nestle will acquire all your brands

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 14:46:30 2018 No.9761318 >>9761047 It really did... On the other hand, everything is looking really expensive this past week.

Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Tue Jun 5 14:48:18 2018 No.9761339

>>9761275
>but if I want to make money with risk I'll just trade options and do crypto
why not OTC penny stocks? the crypto scene is getting its butthole blown out until everyone goes back into BTC then once everyone is back in BTC and 70% of crypto is delisted then crypto market is back on imo.. Options are more risk than pennystocks imo... you can't average out over a few months and the liquidity is shit then it fucking expires and you lose the premium...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 14:48:39 2018 No.9761342 Shill me some long term hold stocks to buy right now

>>	Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Tue Jun 5 14:49:53 2018 No.9761357 >>9761342 how long is long?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 14:50:00 2018 No.9761358 >>9761287 Dump it, buy a Jan ATM Call Spend the ~800 on other stocks.

teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 14:50:29 2018 No.9761364

>>9761313
yea im only trading memes right now desu
weeds in style right now. and bonds are about 5x as volatile as any of the other boomer indexes. oil is starting to look interesting again. but youre right, most of the boomer memes and equities are fucking dead

>>9761339
>Options are more risk than pennystocks imo
depends on how youre leveraging them and how much time you can afford, but youre right. if done wrong, theyre WAY riskier

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 14:50:40 2018 No.9761367 File: 75 KB, 760x392, v2_large_7272890876a24dec17a359273f183204e8d0765f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] just listen to the right sort of pundits

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 14:51:13 2018 No.9761375 >>9761287 i'd take it all off here, just me

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 14:52:34 2018 No.9761389 >>9761342 IQ they are being supported by the google of china or Baidu. also you don't have to worry about #metoo in china and having the filming industry destroyed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 14:52:48 2018 No.9761393 >>9761357 40 years

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 14:53:33 2018 No.9761404 File: 85 KB, 600x600, nana1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9761342 MDLZ

Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Tue Jun 5 14:54:13 2018 No.9761410

>>9761364
problem i have with options is big money playing games with them.. they will sell their covered calls with less say a $8 strike price, they will then sell some stock right under $8 if it gets close just to keep it under $8 let the option expire worthless and then do another manipulative trick

the reason i say they do this is because sometimes there are just some options that are too good to be true and the volume on those options are through the roof and then they all end up expiring worthless, and everyone one goes "b-but i got the premium for so cheap" as if big money wasn't making it look like an attractive option even though they know it'll never be exercised.... its all a game

>>	teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 14:54:45 2018 No.9761418 >>9761393 if youre working with multiple 100s oof thousands of dollars, buy a shitton of non-municipal bonds and get tax free coupons for the next 40 years

>>	Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Tue Jun 5 14:55:19 2018 No.9761427 File: 14 KB, 358x358, 1525847618353.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9761393 >40 years WM

teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 14:57:03 2018 No.9761448

>>9761410
>problem i have with options is big money playing games with them.. they will sell their covered calls with less say a $8 strike price, they will then sell some stock right under $8 if it gets close just to keep it under $8 let the option expire worthless and then do another manipulative trick
thats why i generally go ITM on them, and also try to only trade options on underlyings that are too huge to get moved around on a whim

but youre definitely not wrong about it being a big game of bait and switch.

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Tue Jun 5 14:57:50 2018 No.9761458 >wake up >get to witness some faggot get rekt for making a faggy discord What a great day already!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 14:59:26 2018 No.9761477 >>9761287 >>9761358 Dumped like a two pump chump. Not familiar with buying ATMs, researching now. I guess I have until January to become well-versed in it lol. Thanks.

>>	Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Tue Jun 5 14:59:51 2018 No.9761489 >>9761458 did you ever get in ODP?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 15:01:44 2018 No.9761512 >>9761458 Take it as a reminder of what you tripfags shouldn't become. >>9761477 No I meant buy the Jan At The Money call now so you still keep the long AMD position, while taking in some gains.

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Tue Jun 5 15:03:46 2018 No.9761532 >>9761489 Nah I started buying NMM instead. I'll probably buy a few shares every week

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 15:05:35 2018 No.9761553 shit better pump

>>	teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 15:05:49 2018 No.9761555 >>9761512 kek pretty sure most of the tripfags are anti-discord desu i know i am, atleast. those things stir up more drama than nerdy kids in highschool band

>>	Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Tue Jun 5 15:07:13 2018 No.9761567 >>9761532 id just be careful right now with NMM wouldn't be surprised to see them drop it to flush some people out soon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 15:08:17 2018 No.9761585 >>9761342 TVIX Corp

>>	teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 15:08:31 2018 No.9761590 >>9761553 have all of the indexes ever gone absolutely nowhere before on the same day? like 0% for the DOW, S&P, QQQ on the day at the same time? kinda looks like whats gonna happen

>>	Texas anon Tue Jun 5 15:10:02 2018 No.9761606 File: 110 KB, 864x864, 3672D796-DC3A-4CF2-84D7-89D68D443F72.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9761555 They’re literally a honeypot.

BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue Jun 5 15:11:08 2018 No.9761615

>>9761512
The problem with Reddit is if you have an unpopular opinion your post gets down voted to oblivion and nobody ever sees it. Here you just get called a fagget and everybody moves on. Like for instance I was trying to have a conversation about the merits and viability of conversion therapy as a way to cure homosexuality, but they're all a bunch of faggots who don't view homosexuality as a disease anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 15:12:11 2018 No.9761624 Trade ATVI for SNAP?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 15:12:33 2018 No.9761630 >>9761615 Just because conversion therapy turned you into less of a faggot doesn't mean it will work for everyone. I would say you took to it because of your weak gullible mind.

>>	teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 15:12:40 2018 No.9761631 >>9761606 well aware of that but i doubt theyd be fucking with us since were just traders

BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue Jun 5 15:13:39 2018 No.9761642

>>9761624
That's like trading a bag of shit for a jar of piss. It's really all up to you. The only reason SNAP is running right now is because young people are saying they spend more time on it than facebook. Doesn't mean it's going to be profitable though.

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Tue Jun 5 15:13:55 2018 No.9761647 >>9761567 Long term, would you still hold it if it drops?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 15:14:16 2018 No.9761654 >>9761615 Didn't work for you lmaoo

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 15:15:51 2018 No.9761674 >>9761615 >>9761654 Kek

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue Jun 5 15:16:00 2018 No.9761677 >>9761630 >>9761654 Like I said you just get called a fagget and everybody moves on. It's a wonderful system.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 15:16:57 2018 No.9761687 >>9761677 Word What to hold next I made a pretty penny on VTGN.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 15:18:27 2018 No.9761711 File: 174 KB, 1746x860, Screen Shot 2018-06-05 at 11.17.19 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] thoughts on BCC? Going to open a position today, long term hold. They have the potential to be another LEN That and their financials are golden

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 15:19:32 2018 No.9761726 >>9761624 atvi all day, they are going to be th espn of esports

Texas anon Tue Jun 5 15:20:01 2018 No.9761734

>>9761615
Reddit are a bunch of rabid dogs and every sub Reddit is the same. Any dissenting opinion is flushed with a wave of downvotes, insults that are upvoted, and at least one who will dig up your entire post history and paste it in the thread for others to laugh at. Even the porn subs are like that. If you ever want to have fun go on one of the porn subs, especially the ones where the THOTs post pics of themselves for the beta orbiters to compliment and say something that isn’t a gushing compliment. Even something as benign like saying you don’t like her dress is met with a wave of hatred.

>>9761630
>since we just traders
Y-yea. Nothing but traders here. Haha

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 15:22:37 2018 No.9761767 >>9761624 Hodl ATVI I like their genre of games more than TTWO ATVI's games manage to create communities. I believe in a future where people and families go see games of gook click and shit instead of nigger ball games.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue Jun 5 15:23:54 2018 No.9761790 >>9761687 I dunno we all missed the short queeze on NAK today, but right now I'm long oil using call options on USO.

>>	teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 15:24:01 2018 No.9761792 >>9761734 >Y-yea. Nothing but traders here. Haha i mean youd be surprised. im a pretty serious political dissident, and my federal file is pretty small. my buddy has a way bigger one simply from going to south america a couple times.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 15:26:29 2018 No.9761829 Macy's mooning Retail is saved!

>>	Texas anon Tue Jun 5 15:27:03 2018 No.9761836 >>9761792 I spent way to much time on /pol/ so I know my file has to be YUUGGGEEEE. Thankfully I’m spending less and less time there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 15:27:25 2018 No.9761842 >>9761790 whoa, forgot about that meme

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Tue Jun 5 15:28:10 2018 No.9761854 File: 103 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20180605-132748.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9761790 Fugg

teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 15:31:04 2018 No.9761891

>>9761836
lel
man, they WANT you on /pol/. its a method of controlling the fringe, and gatekeeping things from getting too extreme. didnt you wonder why all of a sudden theres so many "fashy" youtube e-celebs/talkshows (monetized of course) catering to "far-right" views?

you gotta take that place for what it is: a limited hangout

Anonymous Tue Jun 5 15:31:34 2018 No.9761900

>>9759954
>>9759980
>>9759994
>>9760020
I don't think it's totally laziness. If you live in Houston Texas it's fucking impossible to have a life without a car. Everything is so fucking spread out so you are practically just constantly sitting. When I go to Europe or anywhere else where there is actual public transportation I lose weight but if you are constantly sitting the whole time then you will gain weight even if your diet isn't that shitty. I work out 3 times a week too.

teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 15:35:03 2018 No.9761939

>>9761900
this is a very good point. everything in texas is just fuckhuge. i wish we would stop putting so much tax money into silly make-work projects like building new highway offramps, and spend more money on actual public transportation infra

Anonymous Tue Jun 5 15:40:15 2018 No.9762030

>>9761939
Well, I have been involved with local politics and there is a lot of pushback on that from the state itself because you have no idea how much the local government collects in revenue through tickets and DWIs. It's absolutely ridiculous how our incentive system gets in the way of making actual progress for society whether it's the private sector or the public sector...

Texas anon Tue Jun 5 15:44:06 2018 No.9762074

>>9761891
Oh yea, /pol/ is a honeypot now. Plus it’s hard to be edgy when you have a career n shit to lose I guess. I just know shit I posted two years ago I’d never post now.

>>9761900
12 hours border to border. I drive 40 miles round trip every day. The cities in Texas could have top tier public transport but it’s only poor people that use it so it usually collapses after a few years. Even the city dwellers buy the “pickup truck” meme, then drive them two blocks to work. They need small cars at best. Couple of years ago I drove a Nissan Altima for a while and it was quite enjoyable. If I didn’t have to have a truck for work I’d be driving a car.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 15:45:22 2018 No.9762087 >>9762074 Honestly, I was considering a motor bike for a while but people just drive so shittily here and the weather is unpredictable.

Anonymous Tue Jun 5 15:46:14 2018 No.9762100
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Looks like another strong week boys! I gotta say on $GIS and $KHC, the more research I do on these stocks, the more I realize they do not fit my trading style. These might be excellent holds if you're willing to sit on em for a year or two. Bit also remember, interest rate hikes coming soon. You can probably buy em cheaper after that. But I like swing trading volatile stocks. I'm out

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 15:46:38 2018 No.9762105 god dammit buffet, do the buy back

>>	Texas anon Tue Jun 5 15:48:11 2018 No.9762124 >>9762087 Fuck that. Not in Texas. You’d never survive. You’re right about Houston being spread out though.

teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 15:48:42 2018 No.9762134

>>9762030
i know. i understand this is capitalism and all, but their precious little paypigs are all broke, incredibly unhealthy, and ready to kill each other. yet theyre just sitting there thinking about how they can squeeze a couple extra dollars out of us. kinda sad. i agree completely that the incentives are all ass backwards. thats one of the things that, if fixed, would help out a lot. but whos gonna make em do it?

>>9762074
kek
atleast you arent in the (((entertainment business)))
im more than likely FUCKED lel

>>9762087
motorcycles in cali are the tits. lane splitting is legal. so you can just blast by all the n00bs stuck in stop and go traffic

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 15:48:51 2018 No.9762136 File: 833 KB, 500x650, 1506366962344.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ill take those shares off your hands

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 15:49:26 2018 No.9762149 quit pretending you street shitters buy actual stawks. Get in this this PnD group and 4x's your stack in a month Disc ord NXFR7Q

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 15:49:57 2018 No.9762155 >>9761512 Please excuse me I'm not familiar with how that works. I'm going down the wiki rabbit hole trying to figure it out. So I am making an offer on shares available in January at today's price?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 15:49:58 2018 No.9762156 >>9762134 > motorcycles and then fucking die when anything goes wrong

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 15:51:40 2018 No.9762173 File: 20 KB, 355x355, 71cGDWziTGL._SY355_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Based Newell

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 15:51:53 2018 No.9762177 >>9762155 he means call options that have a strike date in january and a strike price at the curent share price never buy options on /smg/'s advice, this >>9760054 is the result

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 15:52:09 2018 No.9762181 Possible short squeeze coming up on Tetra Bio-Pharma (TBP). Shorts attempted a maximum greedy entry this morning, the low created by their entry was rejected by mid-day forming a hammer candle.

teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 15:52:34 2018 No.9762186

im torn. idk if i should keep my bond short on for tomorrow. i still see it gapping below 119 at some point, but idk if i wanna hold through all that noise

>>9762155
essentially
theres more maths involved in the pricing model but thats the gist of it. puts are contracts to sell at the strike at expiry

>>9762156
well ya dont ALWAYS die

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 15:54:40 2018 No.9762207 >>9762124 I swear I don't know too many cities like Houston where you can be in a relationship with a girl from the same city but it will still end up being a long distance relationship because everything is so spread out.

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Tue Jun 5 15:54:58 2018 No.9762211 >>9762100 Nice work Anon! Youre working towards the end of wagecucking

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 15:55:44 2018 No.9762221 File: 72 KB, 1280x720, basednewell.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9762173 Newell is the glue that holds this thread together.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 15:55:46 2018 No.9762223 >>9762156 Yeah, not going to do it. Best case scenario even if I don't die is that I end up brain dead retarded or just fuck ugly and broken.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 15:56:23 2018 No.9762230 >>9762186 I can see bond get a bump because of all the shit going on in the world (trade war, the EU, EM) Hell, I may even think they may use Kim Jong Un as a suicide bomber to assassinate Emperor Trump

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 15:57:46 2018 No.9762244 >>9762221 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0SVv5aYjTU

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 15:58:43 2018 No.9762258 File: 61 KB, 1000x800, 1523670872512.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9762100 You're gonna make it, friend!

>>	teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 16:00:31 2018 No.9762286 >>9762230 i ended up keeping half. i think itll dump first, but i dont need the extra risk

>>	teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 16:01:33 2018 No.9762304 >>9762286 damn and as soon as i do that, some nigga comes in and sells 683,000 shares short AH. atleast ill get something tomorrow i guess

>>	Texas anon Tue Jun 5 16:03:26 2018 No.9762323 >>9762134 I work for a very very old, very very large, multi national religious organization. At least my job isn’t specific to them though. >>9762207 Yep. And with traffic it’s 2 hours To cross the city. Thank god I don’t have to drive there.

Anonymous Tue Jun 5 16:04:35 2018 No.9762337
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>>9762211
This is wagecucking for me.. I am working on a commercial boat in the pacific ocean right now. I'm sitting on deck watching 3 whales that are following us and its fucking beautiful. Admittidely, in a month when we go back to Alaska work sucks. Fuck the bering sea

teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 16:06:17 2018 No.9762346

>>9762230
>use Kim Jong Un as a suicide bomber to assassinate Emperor Trump
speaking of that, did you hear that assad is going to north korea to meet with kim? the fuck is that all about?

>>9762337
now THATS a job. wish i had more of a work ethic. i love being on boats, just dont think i could keep up with the commercial fishing. the pay seems dope af tho

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 16:06:20 2018 No.9762349 >>9762323 the catholic church?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 16:06:26 2018 No.9762350 >>9762337 That's neat, I had a buddy in Louisiana that did that but he fucked up his back. Proper form Anon!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 16:06:48 2018 No.9762357 >>9762346 Does fishing and day trading sound like the life for you? Sounds pretty comfy.

>>	teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 16:08:11 2018 No.9762373 >>9762357 that would be excellent

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 16:08:16 2018 No.9762375 File: 221 KB, 750x1334, 46980E87-5864-4148-8DFE-5B0DB751680D.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My first closing bell, I guess I jumped in on a really boring day

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 16:08:54 2018 No.9762383 >>9762211 comfy, how little do you think you need to be able to never work again and maintain a reasonable lifestyle?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 16:10:07 2018 No.9762395 >>9762375 what are you hodling anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 16:11:03 2018 No.9762406 >>9762383 About three fiddy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 16:11:41 2018 No.9762416 >>9762383 Haven't you watched Trailer Park Boys, you don't need a lot to have a good or fun life. lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 16:13:30 2018 No.9762439 >>9762416 yeah I step over homeless people on the way to work but I dont think about taking up their lifestyle

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 16:14:47 2018 No.9762455 >>9761854 now to short it

BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue Jun 5 16:16:16 2018 No.9762471

>>9762439
It doesn't take that much to just buy a ton of kneepads and collect a commission from everybody you've got out there sucking dicks. I figure you get like 20-50 of them all working for you, you can live comfortably and just have to go slap a bitch every once and a while.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 16:16:20 2018 No.9762473 >>9762375 If you just started trading, don't worry, you will have plenty of horrible red days in your future.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 16:16:27 2018 No.9762476 >>9762439 Fuck being homeless, just live bare minimalist like in a trailer or house boat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 16:17:36 2018 No.9762487 File: 2.82 MB, 4032x2268, 20180605_131010.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shitty day time photo. Here is sunset from the other day. I blacked out the boat name. I gotta work now, good luck tomorrow guys

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 16:17:41 2018 No.9762488 >>9762476 how much do you think you need to support a trailer park lifestyle with internet access?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 16:18:50 2018 No.9762495 File: 80 KB, 234x230, sasasa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] -0.30% end of day -0.01% after hours

Anonymous Tue Jun 5 16:18:56 2018 No.9762498

Fed shitpost is priced in just FYI and each tweet about tradewars is vaccinating the markets. I was a skeptic but the the market isnt giving any shits right now. Granted the feds are pulling out money from the market but we arent heading bear this summer.

teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 16:18:57 2018 No.9762499

>>9762416
>Haven't you watched Trailer Park Boys
its so goddamned close to how i live my life that its concerning. but youre absolutely right. if i had like a thousand bucks a month and a vehicle to get from town to town and play music, i would be happier than shit just driving around, sleeping in a car/on peoples floors.

i really dont need that much. my whole "endgame" with trading is get to a point where i have enough to just get a decent passive yield that will support my degenerate ambitions. and having some extra shit to use in case i get fucked up or have some ridiculous hospital bill

>>9762488
like 150 bucks a month
you gotta sell weed tho

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 16:21:01 2018 No.9762517 >>9762499 selling weed is a day job without a day job how much do you need? to trailer park it up for the rest of your life? hint: its much more than 5k dont forget to include health insurance

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Tue Jun 5 16:21:26 2018 No.9762523 File: 203 KB, 1023x682, 1488484072647.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9762416 wholesome advice on smg <3

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 16:22:00 2018 No.9762532 File: 404 KB, 1125x2436, 1582E9A2-3803-4727-A6F0-BEAD08A2957A.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9762375 Me too, but I still managed to lose money

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 16:23:40 2018 No.9762544 File: 230 KB, 436x899, 3x3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9762532 >those triplets

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 16:23:51 2018 No.9762545 >>9762488 At least 1.5 grand a month. That's really not a lot Anon.

Anonymous Tue Jun 5 16:25:10 2018 No.9762553

>>9762286
>>9762304
Yes stay safe
Before throwing money at meme on the stock market, I didn't know exactly what "risk management" is. It is in fact exactly what you did.

>>9762346
Al Assad and Kim are officially the villains according to Washington's narrative
Both villains scheming together is in the order of things.
I only have a retarded opinion on Kimmy's announcement : to piss off Trump and maybe force him to cancel once again the summit

I read somewhere that Kimmy wanted to stay at the Fullerton Hotel but doesn't have the money for it. He is expecting the US or Singapore to foot the bill.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 16:25:26 2018 No.9762554 >>9762545 you'd need a portfolio of $450,000 to support a $1.5k/mo lifestyle for 30 years

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Tue Jun 5 16:26:38 2018 No.9762565 I swear I want to make a new thread, but the moment I do another is going to pop up and beat me by like 30 seconds

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 16:26:52 2018 No.9762570 File: 149 KB, 590x639, merchant_face_front.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9762323 >>9762349 Do you work for pic related ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 16:27:17 2018 No.9762576 >>9762554 Yeah, 450k is still totally do-able Anon. We don't all work at Taco Bell here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 16:28:19 2018 No.9762586 >>9762565 I promise to post in your thread Comfy if you do it.

teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 16:28:44 2018 No.9762589

>>9762517
man if you got enough for a double wide trailer outright (not much), ive seen shithole places (with internet) where the lot fees are like 20 bucks a month.

i assure you that if youre living in a trailer park, you either dont have health insurance, or get it paid by the state, so this is a non issue.

>>9762553
>I didn't know exactly what "risk management" is. It is in fact exactly what you did.
IM LERNING

>I read somewhere that Kimmy wanted to stay at the Fullerton Hotel but doesn't have the money for it
i know that feel

>>9762554
its pretty wild when you add it all up like that. but im telling ya, you can scrape by in those trailer parks on fucking pennies. its literally the point
>t. knower

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 16:28:50 2018 No.9762592 >>9762576 totally, I'm shooting for $2.5M but Comfy seems to think that 5k is enough to retire on

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 16:29:04 2018 No.9762593 >>9762565 That mentality is why you will always be a loser Comfy DO IT FAGGOT AND I WILL FOLLOW YOU

>>	Texas anon Tue Jun 5 16:29:58 2018 No.9762601 >>9762554 That’s if you weren’t making money with that right? You could easily and safely make 5% or more a year off of that and live slightly better.

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Tue Jun 5 16:30:39 2018 No.9762613 >>9762609 >>9762609 >>9762609 >>9762609 NEW THREAD

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 16:31:08 2018 No.9762617 File: 199 KB, 750x1334, 09415407-9CDA-4ACD-8153-22D2413B3838.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9762395 Too lazy to do actual research on individual companies yet so I’m going straight ETF until I am comfortable with more risk

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 16:31:13 2018 No.9762618 >>9762601 that's at a withdrawal rate of 4%, including compounding stock market returns, which studies have shown is safe for 30 years you have to account for occasional downturns too https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinity_study

>>	teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 16:32:09 2018 No.9762629 >>9762617 ya know you couldve just gone VTI if you wanted exposure to everything

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 16:32:50 2018 No.9762638 >>9762617 BASED some of your ETFs are overlapping, you've got like 3 diffrent S&P 500 indexes in there. I'd cut that down, look at some foreign market ETFs, like VFWIX

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 16:33:48 2018 No.9762650 >>9762592 I wouldn't trust any of the trip fags here, just saying. They all seem to live very hedonistic and degenerate lifestyles.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 16:36:20 2018 No.9762686 >>9762618 oh and the 4% withdrawal accounts for expanding expenses due to inflation. you withdraw more as time passes to keep the real withdrawl rate the same >>9762650 if you think about the demo that's tripping on 4chan it makes sense

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 16:41:38 2018 No.9762782 >>9762686 >if you think about the demo that's tripping on 4chan it makes sense What do you mean?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 16:42:57 2018 No.9762797 >>9762782 the kind of person who makes the life choice to become a regular tripfag on 4chan probably has made similarly terrible life choices

Anonymous Tue Jun 5 16:43:37 2018 No.9762808
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>>9762181

Same brokerage responsible for the shorting on this ticker (National Bank Financial Inc) doubled down in the final seconds before close. Open tomorrow will be interesting. Whoever is behind that play is going to be in trouble this week. Shorting a few cents off the 52week low when RSI is near oversold already. Madness.

>>	teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 16:43:48 2018 No.9762810 >>9762797 LOL whats on earth could possibly be the "consequences" of tripping on 4chan?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 16:46:05 2018 No.9762854 >>9762810 It's probably similar like posting on here over 4 times. Once you do it, you are stuck posting on here for life...

>>	teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 16:47:16 2018 No.9762877 >>9762854 eh i could think of worse wastes of my time i luv all the faggots here. i wouldnt do it if i didnt want to

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 16:51:19 2018 No.9762938 >>9762877 Honestly, /biz/ is an under-rated board. I'm investing here because I see this board in particular coming up in value.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 16:54:57 2018 No.9762985 >>9762810 brain damage, degeneracy, mental illness, weight gain, dying alone and friendless we've seen it over and over again

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 16:57:10 2018 No.9763016 >>9762985 This. You either sink or swim here but most people just sink.

teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 16:58:27 2018 No.9763033

>>9762985
those are all things that could happen anyways. honestly, even though ive been all over IBs since like 08, while i USED to feel shitty and weird for wasting time online like this, now that normies all walk around plugged in 110% of the time, im not even as bad as the avg person.

funny how that happens

>>9762938
>I'm investing here because I see this board in particular coming up in value.
thx just boght 100k

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue Jun 5 17:00:48 2018 No.9763062 >>9762985 Pfft. I'm the most sane person here, have tons of friends, have never been a degenerate or damaged my brain. I'm going to maintain my weight and live forever. Fagget.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 5 17:01:14 2018 No.9763068 >>9763033 >talking about investing time here >time is money You will be buying a lot more than that trust me.

teh profit !YgIceJesus Tue Jun 5 17:06:02 2018 No.9763146
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>>9763062
this but unironically

>>9763068
if im gonna spend it, i might as well spend it here with you guys desu. this general is dope, and who knows how long itll be before this turns to shit too. imma soak it up while the gettings good.

besides, my "degenerate lifestyle" leads me to have to be overwhelmingly social and outgoing. i find shitposting anonymously is a good way to balance that. i couldnt live my WHOLE life as a rockstawr. its not sustainable

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