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CHINA ASKS BANKS TO REPORT ON LIQUIDITY AFTER SUDDEN BOND ROUT

>>52480463
how high can it go? I mean really? I have lost all feel for what to expect from this company.

go to sleep /smg/

FUCK GBPUSD
FUCK FTSE
AND FUCK ANYONE WHO ISN'T ALREADY SHORT BOTH

i opened the charts
and tried using ta
but my broker said
that i sound kinda gay

>>52480490
cant, i am sick , i think i have a bladder infection

>>52480486
Keep me updated based Asian trader anon. Black Thursday would be poggies

>>52480505
STD

>>52480490
No I’m waiting for my Mexican mistress to get off work so I can text her naughty things, I can’t go to sleep yet

Yeah, so I had a headlight go out on my ford fusion. First time i've had this happen since I got the vehicle, no big deal right. Went and bought bulbs then popped the hood. These fucking faggots at ford did this shit on purpose. I had to literally removed the coolant tank just to reach the headlight. The only other option was to remove the wheel well cover. This is a fucking joke. This is jews at their worst. Short Ford. Will never buy another ford product ever again.

A lot of smart people I know predict like 4 years of crabbing up and down.
That means JEPI might be the way to go. Use the dividends to put into VOO.

>>52480486
China rates up = existing bonds down = pushing CNY and Chinese stocks higher = USD lower but US stocks also higher. Bullish actually.

>>52480526
i havent had sex with anyone except my wife tho

>>52480561
Anon…

>>52480561
Who says she's not fucking anyone on the side?

>>52480532
It's like that on every car though. What are people gonna do, stop buying cars for the privilege of going to work to pay for their right to exist?

>>52480589
Don't tell him, it would break him.

>>52480535
>4 years to get your swing on

>>52480594
car industry wants you to open the hood and see an uniform plastic cover with a giant sticker in the middle that says no user serviceable parts, warranty void if touched by mechanics other than the guys at the dealership.

>>52480440
(YOU) do own a position in oil and are collecting next level dividends right?

>>52480594
>It's like that on every car though.
verbatim what my father said to me. Jesus christ how much more jewish do these companies need to be. Can I at least have the right to fix my own shit without it being a fucking headache?

>>52480535
yeah bro those covered call funds are gonna return sooooo much money when IV is in the shitter. Good call (hehe get it?)

When is SOXL going to be above 30 again? If it would get to 100 that would be xtra dope

>>52480633
You do realize that markets crab up and down right?
Every time someone brings up JEPI we have people like you throwing this retarded comment out there like you're Shrek kicking open the outhouse door after he's done shitting.

>>52480532
I saw a lot of towel heads driving Toyota hilux's overseas. Those trucks were over 30 years old, and had been blown up and shot up. If some 80 IQ haji's can fix them, then they can't be too bad. For me, it's TM.

>>52480589
>>52480593
shes a 5'1" chestlet that weighs 95lbs wet. she couldnt infect me if she tried. im drinking this leftover amoxicillin and trying to lay flat and hoping for green tomorrow

how can they block?

>>52480646
Just need jobless numbers to beat expectations, god i hope there were some good layoffs last month

>>52480658
>Every time someone brings up JEPI we have people like you throwing this retarded comment out there
Literally all me every time. Fuck jepi and fuck you. Now I'm getting my coffee, dont bother me.

>>52480613
This. In the near future all parts will be proprietary and all tools will be proprietary. No second hand shops, no third party parts. I used to have a 98 ford f150. To change the headlights it literally took 5 minutes, no tools required. IT TOOK ME OVER AN HOUR TO CHANGE THESE AND THEY WEREN'T EVEN RIGHT!!! I HAD TO DRIVE PRACTICALLY BLIND HOME FROM WORK TONIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF HUNTING SEASON!!!

We are on the precipice of a collapse, the likes of which has never been seen before. How does this make you feel?

>>52480706
DON'T HANG UP THE PHONE ON M-

>>52480732
feeling decent

>>52480732
no collapse anymore, no article 5, no more lockdowns, 2023 is going to be a nice comfy year.

https://ca.investing.com/commodities/real-time-futures
all commodities except two are down, why? USD going up?

>>52480781
Just say Jews. Around 85% of the time you'll be correct.

>>52480781
>ca

>>52480732
>How does this make you feel?
Blow a lot of money on guns, spend a lil money on hoes

I just watched an episode of multiculturalism. Some guy got arrested and sounded like he was about to orgasm and then an arab couple started ranting and raving at the police in their devil tongue.

>>52480732
Makes me feel like we WON'T collapse and just limp along in the grim darkness of faggotry which is the future.

>>52480718
story of this webm?

>In the Grim Wokeness of the 2nd Millennium, there can be no victor

>>52480812
His girlfriend that accidentally ran over his dog a while back and he finally snapped.
...
...
...
Idk I just made that up.

>>52480812
He bought a Ford.

>>52480732
I've already lost. Unemployed, 25 grand in debt, and down to my last $8000. I literally cannot recover and am weighing my options. I was going to buy a small trailer to hook up to my car, but first I need to buy a hitch and wiring harness, but the wiring harness won't be in stock for several months. By the time they get the fucking thing in stock, I won't have the money to pay for it, let alone purchase a tiny trailer to sleep in. I could theoretically just sleep in my car, but I have 2 dogs and 2 cats that I inherited from my father that I can't just abandon. I'm so fucking dead. With regard to your question, it would make me feel great, because at least I'm not the only one whose life will be over.

>>52480812
>story of this webm?
She asked him why he was averaging down on SOXL...
https://youtu.be/KDGMU6sdVBE?t=28

>>52480781
yeah

hello lads, how to make it?

>>52480906
Go all in BOTY stock, max leverage. Its the future of technology.

>>52480626
>>52480718
>Can I at least have the right to fix my own shit
Sorry, right to repair ain't in the constitution (not that that would matter).

I remember some history about how many states tried to outlaw automobiles early on. The reasoning was that they were basically superpowers - you could commit a crime and cross state lines the same day. You would be unaccountable to anyone coming or going. The cops would have to buy cars too in order to harass you. No individual should have that much power.

We're going back there now. I hope you at least like the aesthetics of the vehicles.

>>52480854
Squirrel your money away and declare bankruptcy and wipe that debt away. Then get a job.

>>52480906
You have to buy something stupid and believe despite all the odds against you that it will succeed. If it does you win. Your chances are slim. If you just want to make some extra money that a lot easier.

>>52480732
Sounds like if /smg/ plays it right they could buy the generational bottom

You are prepared for such an opportunity right?

>>52480732
>british say inflation peaked
>its still at record high prints

>>52480937
got it.

>>52480614
I own about equal weight gush and pbr. Probably going to drop another $1500 on pbr soon.

be straight with me lads, do we see a market crash 2022 or 2023?

Seems like Amazon laying off a shitload of workers are starting to bleed out into their subsidiaries. Twitch are laying off staff too, and it sounds like a SHITLOAD of their workforce will be gone soon. People were already quitting by the hundreds earlier this year, so this has to be the iceberg scraping along the titanic kek.

I wish I knew how to short Amazon subsidiaries.

>>52480982
Where have you been for the last year, the markets have been crashing

>>52480532
I brought a Ford ranger and it’s the best vehicle I’ve ever owned, sounds like a skill issue

>>52480982
2023, we are very likely to head into a depression if big tech and retail is anything to go by.

>>52480991
>this has to be the iceberg scraping along the titanic

Mass layoffs usually signal the bottom is near, labour is a massive cost and layoffs usually generate short-term profit

>>52480995
im talking about a flash crash, 08' style

>He doesn't make his money trading Indian Cowshit futures by blackmailing Indian officials with pictures of Double Quarterpounders from McDonalds.

>>52480964
I actually might be re-thinking pbr
"Brazil's Senate Speaker Rodrigo Pacheco Monday said that come February he intends to put up for voting a bill aimed at creating stability in the price of fuel.

Senator Rogério Carvalho's project foresees the formation of prices for oil-derived fuels taking as a reference the average prices of the international market, the internal costs of production and those of imports, it was reported. The idea is “to protect the interests of consumers, reduce external vulnerability and the constant variations of internal prices,” Carvalho argued.

Currently the formula for calculating fuel prices is based on the International Price Parity which, in Carvalho's opinion, “has consequences for the entire economy, to the detriment of the most vulnerable.” He added that the time has come when it has become necessary “to discuss Petrobras' pricing policy, the way it encourages imports and the alternatives to it is reinforced,” following yet another price increase of around 4.85% in the prices of gasoline last week."

Lulas likely head Of energy wants to fuck around with oil price control.

How do I stop losing money? Market does the opposite of me every day.

>>52481030
Its not mass layoffs. Its cost cutting of jobs that only existed because near 0% risk free loans

>find stock going up in industry going up
>buy shares and set a stop loss that's 3-4% below the closing price
>keep updating it as the price goes up
>repeat when stock has bad day
I'm waiting to see how I screw myself over doing this.

>>52481041
>regulate the price of ___(insert commodity without government subsidies for the companies)___
Country is fucked. Run away from Brazil as fast as possible. Another country about to be turned into a socialist shithole.

>>52480440
Can somebody redpill me on BRK.B?

>>52481030
true, although given how stupidly unstable Twitch has been lately and streamers getting more pissed at the company, I would say this would be one of the early signs of their collapse. Once the revenue cuts happen and prime gaming subs go away, its the end for the purple bubble.

Stocks go up? My long positions do well
Stocks go down? My puts negate all losses

My body is ready, I am unstoppable

>>52481119
meant for
>>52481108

>>52481108
>Stocks crab
Thanks for playing

>>52481108
>Worried about the stock market?
>I was never even in stocks, nerds.
You're gonna make it.

>>52481074
You're running out of places to run.

>futes

>>52480671
>5'1 95lbs
Sounds fuckable desu

but onichan...i poop from there

I had McDonald's today. Wasn't very good man.

What seperates /smg/ from the rest of /biz/?

A fucking BART

>>52481208
you get that mcrib son?

>>52481215

We are more smug. The crypto shitters are angrier

>>52481215
narcissism

>>52481215
If you zoom out enough we always win

>>52481225

Yes. It was 1 small step above microwave sandwiches

Home prices down an average of 8% in my area. Still not low enough.

>futures

>>52481250
Need to be cut in half.

>>52481250
Reported to the ADL for antisemetism

>>52481250
Housing is down about 8% in my area too, but they also doubled in the last 4 years so its not really much in the grand scheme of things - not including the extra in interest

>>52481223
S&P IS A SHITCOIN!
>S&P IS A SHITCOIN!
S&P IS A SHITCOIN!
>S&P IS A SHITCOIN!
S&P IS A SHITCOIN!
>S&P IS A SHITCOIN!
S&P IS A SHITCOIN!
>S&P IS A SHITCOIN!

How do I stop being a piece of shit loser

>>52481273
Exactly
>>52481259
Id settle for a 30-40% drop.

still holding my oil shorts like a retard. got 20k riding on them

>>52481322
when the FUCK do you expect oil to drop cause I've been waiting to slurp a dip since september and it's just not happening

>>52481317
>>52481054
You want to do an inverse Cramer except to yourself. Whatever hunch you have, do the opposite.

Uh smg, quick question

frens there was a black guy in my portfolio that stole all my funds ;(

>>52481359
Quick answer

>>52481373

>>52481373

White women on social media are like “everyone’s autistic now”

Okay so my single 63 year old white obese single never-married neighbor with $1.2 million of model trains in his basement who wrote a 90 page letter to the city about the brightness of streetlights when i was growing up was just a regular guy then

>>52481215
Slightly less fraud.

>>52481344
i don't expect anything. no one can predict that shit unless they got insider info. could go up or down. just going with my gut instinct

>>52481420
Your neighbor sounds based

>>52481420
> wrote a 90 page letter to the city about the brightness of streetlights
Yeah I'm thinking based

it's time to short BRKY. people will start skipping breakfasts soon due to poverty

>>52481454
Some quant nerd needs to run the numbers because I think fucking BRKY has been more stable than treasury bonds.

Anyone feel bad when normies are complaining about how bad inflation is and how much they are struggling whilst you are sat there with a big portfolio and loads of assets

i am still waiting for the state to deposit my powerball winnings.

>>52481485
>Anyone feel bad
>when normies are complaining
No.

>>52481446
>>52481452
My autistic old white neighbor would also show up to local high school meetings (he literally has no children) to try and explain to random ass school teachers how they should orient the solar panels on the large parking lot. Once again wrote a literal dossier for a meeting he should not have even been at

He also spearheaded a local movement against a McDonalds being built nearby, despite him being morbidly obese. It was absolutely not about the food but about the spatial orientation about the drive-thru and how it would impact traffic


White autists from San Jose are fucking hilarious man. Case in point Michael "Can Blacks Stop Punching Asian Women" Burry

So I closed out (bought to close) my SPY put spread that I was selling.

For a profit.

SPY put premiums got decimated recently and I feel like they're only gonna go up

My $0.02

>>52481485
Half of them are retards that think they just HAVE to live in a high cost of living city cause otherwise they'd be bored or some shit. They are trading being poor for a lifestyle in 90% of cases. Not my problem

>>52481502
I kneel.

Until at least half of these fake and gay gains have been erased I will not be buying anything.

what does r/t mean
trying to see if i can open a futures account

>>52481485
Hell no. I'm sure there are some people in legitimately in bad situations, like single mothers that had an emergency health issue, but there's not a single person that I now in my life where any of their money woes/stresses isn't their own damn fault. I constantly bug people on trying to save money, tighten their belts, start investing, but they JUST CAN'T LIVE without daily starbucks, unlimited cell phone data, new iphone every year, 4 streaming services, etc. Standard of living right now is way higher than prior gens. Even though boomers grew up in the best age, even they didn't have internet, cars with power windows and backup camera, tons of media on demand, cell phones, etc.

>>52481593
buying fucking starbucks isnt why theyre poor theyre poor because their salary is shit

the funniest part about the 1929/2000 crash is that they are meme'd to be about/around 1 single event, but they bled out for a good 2-3 years. We're only 10 months in an niggas is acting like they seen some shit. Hope you guys got some UVXY calls. We're about to turn this fucker up to 11.

>>52481605
$5 a day on starbucks is nearly 2 grand.

>>52481614
>UVXY calls
Yeah enjoy the literal 2 minute window you have to actually sell those calls for profit before IV decay

HAhahaahahaha. HAhahaha.


UVXY Options. Lol. Chop. Clack. Clink. Zap. Zozzle. Decay.

>trading UVXY options
Chop. Zap. Zoop. Woop. Oop. Zoom. Wobble. Warble. Wibble. Chiggle. Ting. Tang. Clack. Clink. Zink. Pop. Wibble.

>>52480532
>Gets compact car
>Surprised components are packed in like sardines
I, too, am retarded.

>>52481651
what if you shorted both sides of highly volatile 3x funds with high volatility with ~100x leverage. it's free money, no?

>>52481683
what if we both hung ourselves off a highway underpass with ropes low enough to the ground that our bodies would get hit up by cars like punching bags

have you guys ever bought stocks instead of buying groceries

>>52480732
Happy. It's gonna suck, people will die as a direct result, there will be fuckery and hard times for everyone - but at least the nearly century old debt supercycle bubble will be popped and markets will be forced to reflect reality if even for just a moment before being propped back up to above the trendline yet again by the machinations of those that make policy decisions for the dollar. If it's bad enough to have the US openly and seriously experimenting with CBDC implementation - which I think it'd be safe to say everyone everywhere is universally against unless they're in the employ of Satan AND a complete fucking retard - then it's bad. Really, really, really mcfuckin' bad. But at least it's being addressed.

I feel like an addict that decided to get clean and knows the withdrawals are coming. I'd still rather get clean, even if it nearly kills me. Continuing to ignore the situation is just like going back to your dealer and sucking dick for another fix for the umpteenth time.

>>52481718
His stomach is margin calling him

lol the schizos who think a complete societal collapse is coming because jerome raised rates are posting again

>>52481748
I for one am based and can blame my problems on Jews like an adult

>>52481215
Not every person here is making degen yolo plays in terms of risk assessment, and while it's rare I've seen people make a real defense of a bull or bear thesis or have their own thesis challenged and actually learn something from it rather than rejecting it entirely like a petulant child. Plus the shit-talking is better, generally grammar too.

Here's something crazy: If you started with 10K at the beginning of 2015 and DCA'd 500/month the difference between buying the monthly top and monthly bottom is only 10%.
localhost:/tmp$ python3 asdf.py
149119.00592575982 / 104000.0 = 143.38365954399984
localhost:/tmp$ vim asdf.py
localhost:/tmp$ python3 asdf.py
159154.4256344304 / 104000.0 = 153.0331015715677
Something more volatile like AMD has a 1300% difference.

>>52481748
Every small business is failing to pay rent. investors fled to safety of big names like Target, facebook, etc, now they're failing too.
Train wreck in slow motion.

>>52481795
small businesses have been getting crushed for 30 years. nobody cares. they're barely even relevant

>>52481215
We are smarter. We are richer. We are stronger. WE ARE BETTER.

Even the worst /smg/ poster is smarter than the average crypto pit dweller

>>52481806
>>52481795
not to mention most of them are just assholes that buy garbage from china and sell it 5-10x
literally adds zero value to the economy

>>52481718
thats baggot

>>52481795
Not the heckin wholesome small businesses! It's over this time for sure.

>>52481215
We have the decency to gamble on derivatives of real things like oil or triple leveraged index etfs instead of bingus coins

>>52481722
> If it's bad enough to have the US openly and seriously experimenting with CBDC implementation - which I think it'd be safe to say everyone everywhere is universally against unless they're in the employ of Satan AND a complete fucking retard - then it's bad. Really, really, really mcfuckin' bad
Mcfuckin’, even? Bet you can’t provide a single coherent argument about what’s bad with them compared to what we have.

>>52481815
Anon, 40% of the us economy is services and 30% is finance. It’s people buying cheap shit from other countries all the fucking way down

>>52481847
We'll start with the simple version then

>>52481502
what a gigachad

>>52481806
>48 percent of all US employees work for small businesses
unemployment going up to 48% is no big deal. I see the light now, line go up

>futures

>>52481879
WTF did this guy really just snap his own neck

Mr Hunt, who has said “everyone” will have to pay more tax, is expected to freezing the thresholds at which workers begin paying higher rates of income tax in England and Wales so that more people are drawn into the higher brackets as their wages rise.

Other measures include higher council tax bills south of the border, lowering the top rate of income tax threshold from £150,000 to £125,000, extending the windfall tax on oil and gas giants to electricity generators, scaling back the support for energy bills from April, a higher minimum wage, and increasing benefits and state pensions in line with inflation.

>>52481074
>socialism is when the government does stuff

>>52481900
yes it happened after donald trump was elected

thing is i really have no idea how bad things really are, everyone that should know or does know just lies all the time and says 'oh no its all good dont worry its not bad'. then you have the people who do know and say 'yeah its really bad' except now you just dont know if hes actually a kike trying to price you out. then you got the 90% crowd of retards who dont know shit and are just heavily opinionated going with whatever narrative/psyop the goybox/media kikes are running with.
>how the fuck does the market just giga rally 6.5% is two days such bs

>>52481931
when the schizos who start comparing everything to 1930 or 2008 come out of the woodwork you know it's the bottom. Youre welcome for my 10 year backtested indicator

>>52481947
Really annoys me when people compare this to 2008, it’s nothing like 2008 at all the situation is totally different. It’s more like the 1970’s with a oil shock and high inflation

Hey /smg/ newbie here. So I've been reading about memestocks like GME and MMTLP but there's something I don't understand yet. How can people know that there are ongoing shorts that need to be covered? Is it all public info? If so, where can I find that info?

Also in the case of MMTLP the whole narrative is that shorters need to buy the preferred shares before the company goes private. But doesn't that apply only to the shorts opened before the merger of MetaMaterials and Torchlight? If you opened the short after they merged you wouldn't owe any perferred stocks to anyone, right?

So the question is
1) how do we know there are shorts that need to be covered
2) how do we know when they are opened (to know if they actually need to buy MMTLP or not)

Ah finally, my fidelity brockarage account is set up and fully operational
I'm thinking I'll buy a VTI or two, and for fun I'll get some roblox and dollar general stocks.
What am I in for?

>>52481947
so we've reached the bottom already then, because prior to last week before the turbo pump bears were still smug as fuck around here and anons were constantly bringing up those comparisons. wheres that guy who kept posting that that chart comparing those last 3 major bear markets, havent seen him post that shit in ages.

>>52481960
I believe short interest is reported monthly, as is institutional ownership. Not very useful though, contrary to retard beliefs.

>>52481967
are you new to this?

went to play caravan in new vegas for a while and now futures are melting up.

>>52482035
The ONLY thing that matters today is the UK Autumn Statement

>>52482035
I’m taking one last look at my portfolio before it’s all gone at open

>>52481960
>1) how do we know there are shorts that need to be covered
Simplest way is looking at short interest, but that's an obfuscated metric that larps as being 1000% legit and representing all short percentage of a companies full float of created/issued shares. It would be accurate if only the total number of shares issued by the company were in actuality the total number of shares traded/tradeable but that's almost never the case across the entire market because there is a whole system of fraudulent bullshit built around abusing the locate system to essentially naked short stocks by printing cfd's on the assumption you have a counter-party for a borrow when in reality you and ten other people might be using that same share as a locate at the same time. This vig only works so long as the majority of shares on the market for a given company are held in brokerages, who make assloads off of lending fees, because technically all shares held by a brokerage on behalf of their customers are actually the brokerages property from a legal standpoint - they're all held in "street name" aka the name of the brokerage. All of this is justified as having been necessary for orderly function of the markets, the stock market works on fractional reserve lending principles, and when taken to extremes that allows for an insane amount of fraud.
>2) how do we know when they are opened (to know if they actually need to buy MMTLP or not)
Watch how many shares are borrowed on a daily basis for a company to see what kind of liquidity levels are necessary/being used for establishing or rolling existing positions. I'd say watch the swaps market but that shit isn't getting reported beyond the most threadbare information until 2023 for "national security reasons" - part of the drama surrounding the FTX blowup was the existence of tokenized shares of stocks which also played a big role in shit like this.

PenisQuant — Today at 11:47 AM
A great example of C++ HFT MM algorithms. An improvement idea I have suggested to the author but can also be attempted by interested algotraders is that a fast model like XGBOOST (there is a C++ library) is used alongside some alphas to make spreads asymmetric before traders can trade against you and you get negative edge in those trades.

Regarding @vaginaQuant note :
Due to the very fine granularity of data (hidden orders,cancellations,imbalance,orders arrival rate etc),
dont you think its an overkill to label optimal actionable circumstances (setting the spreads for example),

Lets say I want to have 3 labels

1)Spread width
2)Skew of the spread
3)Signal for market or Limit order

Dont you think unsupervised algos(like RL,genetic algos) better for this type of problem as opposed to supervised ML ?
because you can just slap a reward function that reflects what I care about and its good to go.
For eg reward function would be a complex function that looks at standard deviations
profits and drawdowns and homogeneity of trades, and many, many different things.
Love to hear your thoughts about it

>>52482184
vaginaQuant — Today at 11:50 AM
it's a tradeoff obv. Like u can know u have people hitting you that are putting edge against you, but you may also know that there is 20x as much noise traders in the VPIN so it doesn't make sense to make it asymmetric because the marginal gain from removing those -alpha trades doesn't beat the loss of the flow from the noise traders. It's a little more complex than just making it wide and frankly it's kind of an art layering the strategies with your inventory.
I gave XGBOOST as a basic example because I was assuming there was some sort of HFT MM strat running. there's a lot more you can do with order types not just limits.
u should ideally be hiding your flow especially in crypto markets and also attempt to stay one ahead using complex order types to run things like 0+ strategies.
Yes you want to provide liquidity but if you can engineer a better price whilst not hurting the marginal response function then that is obviously something to do
PenisQuant — Today at 11:55 AM
gotcha, thanks vagina
vaginaQuant — Today at 12:02 PM
There's a few elements. Fast updating of orders. Naughty order types (i.e. I send 1k buy, 200 get filled it sits stale, price moves up 25 cents 400 fills, then price goes another 50 cents, and it all fills at that price. Suddenly at this jacked up price I find loads of liquidity, THIS IS EQUITIES!!!), removing adverse conditions, creating some cheap alpha with your inventory, dealing with VPIN balancing act
If your order sticks out in the order flow even if it is only 1k shares or something the price gets jacked up. You can break up 50k shares into 1k pieces and it will still get jacked up each time. 200 shares (thin liquidity that exists instantly, 200-400 more shares after the price is jacked up, then the actual liquidity pops out after jacking up the price even more)
And that is why complex order types exist. Limit orders get killed ahahahah.

>>52482202
>limit orders get killed
>buying at the exact price you specify is getting killed
okay autismos

I made a good call with SYTA. I'm taking a gamble with NUWE.

>>52482091
Thank you. I didn't know even stock market is fractionally reserved, that's some wild shit. The whole economy is so heavily manipulated that it's hard for retail to make winning plays.

>>52480561
........

>>52481215
/smg/ actually looks at the macro picture

>>52482060
watch the FTSE continue to crab in defiance of your puts

>>52482362
Honestly that was the cliffnotes version and it was at the character limit, I've spent the last two years going down the rabbit hole and at this point have just concluded that I'd be going for another 20 to actually get close to the full picture. The tl;dr is greed and retarded fiscal policy foisted upon the dollar and country. It's to the point where I'm not even mad when I think about it anymore, just one of those big existential crisis' where the best thing you can do is just live your life and not think about it so if it ends up killing us all you at least got to enjoy the time you had as much as possible.

>>52481073
what is a trailing stop jesus christ

so tell me anone
how r u doign laytely?

>>52482449
good, doubled my SOXL calls yesterday during the dip

>>52482060
didnt you say yesterday something big was happening too?

>yesterday
yields down, stocks down
>today's futures
yields up stocks up
make it make sense

>>52482335
god i love thicc asians. would love to sample her donut

T minus 3hrs 16mins

Who here has lost the most money?

>>52482569
I've lost over $25k since I got Robinhood.

>>52482607
Some Jew somewhere has eaten alot of good medium rare steaks and taken a many beach vacations on my dime as well

>>52482569
Maybe clftranny? iirc he was up around 2.5-3 mil at one point and ended up cashing out at like half a mil when it was all said and done.

>>52481592
Idk, did you ever figure it out?

>>52482701
Nah I just gave up cause I realized splitting my account is retarded just to short orange juice

>>52482674
That's not a loss, that means he made half a million $.

>>52482674
Yea I remember his Robinhood loss porn posts but was still a smug douchebag that he was gonna make all back on his next batch of SPY calls or puts or whatever

Yields...

>>52482714
Considering what he started from turning 50k into 500k is admittedly still a feat. I just assume most people would've rather had the 40-60x initial or 20x at least for a million pre-tax.

>>52482721
her toesies are keeping the 10yr down

>>52480854
>Unemployed, 25 grand in debt, and down to my last $8000
Get a job loser. Pay Debnts.

there's going to be a lot of short covering going on

>>52480854
if it's unsecured debt just dont pay lol. 8000 is a decent stopgap. stop giving up nigga
go work retail wages are good now

>>52482734
Everyone loves when feet touch bonds

>>52482839
i want the douki feet bonds!

tomorrow is the end

I turned 8k in Feb 2020 into 200k

>>52482726
How did he even manage to do that in the first place? Was it really as easy as just putting money into any decent steel company after the covid crash and then holding for a year?

Is games workshop worth buying?

>>52482910
To a large extent yeah, money printer going maximum over-BRRRRRRRR means stock prices go up. The caveat is ass-raping inflation down the line but basically if you had a decent chunk of capital and read the right tea leaves/did any research at all you stood to make a shitload. I believe at the height of it his portfolio was a lot of spy options as well. Considering there's still people getting heemed because they refuse to redeem and are only going to keep getting heemed unless they're playing the market right and just dca'ing something they believe in to their core he was at least smart enough to take a meaningful profit.

>>52482972
lolno

SOXL pumpin

>>52482721
Can you please stop posting this shit

>>52483041
No I like yields poster

FTSE tanking

That dude who tested the Metaverse for a month and had his gf bring over food, gradually got lonely and depressed was unironically the peak of Metaverse interest. It's over.

Another gas market his storage capacity. Hope there aren't any LNGbaggies who havent sold yet. Energy markets going to get heemed short term.

>>52483041
no

>>52483130
>2 days old news
>gas went up

Pink wojak time

Soon it's going to start eating away at that giant green ceepeeaye-candle

futures turned around in a real hurry

>>52483041
what are you, gay?

>>52481718

"I pray to the great ape"

Man, stock investing in 2022 is wild

>>52480854
>forever alone
Haven't seen that meme in years

Low vol futures dump, good job bobo you drove prices down a lityle whike everyone is asleep

>>52483255
fuck you

pump day.

>>52483373
Your seethe is delicious

>>52480646
It has to go to 8.30 first.

>>52480781
>all commodities except two are down
Fed has ended the free money. Merchants can't buy up commodities futures for speculative bets anymore. The everything bubble is deflating.

Is the market a scam? Why are stocks allowed to move before or after hours? I thought the traders went home during those hours so why is trading still happening?

Another question. When a stock like target yesterday drops like 15%, is there a massive spread between the buy and ask price or are there still buyers all the way down?

>>52481718
So there are people buying other people groceries so that they don't have to sell their shitty stock?

>>52483444
czeched

>futures

oh dear why is it dumping??

https://youtu.be/J-6Smz-UJ1o

T minus 1hr 5min

>>52483535
Yes the market is a scam. The joos made it to legally steal your money. There are no real buyers and sellers it is all done by robots to fix the price where ((they)) want it. Afterhours are just to fool the goy into buying or selling in a panic. The futures (trading when not in market hours) should generally be ignored because they are fake and don't matter

>>52480440
Why did the futures turn

>>52483535
https://www.nyse.com/publicdocs/nyse/NYSE_Paper_on_Market_Making_Sept_2021.pdf
here is your answer

There is a 91.4% chance that SOXL will hit 8.30.
https://bioequity.org/statistics-do-stock-price-gaps-always-get-filled/

I traded my valuable money for a worthless "ownership" claim
Like wow I own %0.0000000000000000000000000125 of Exxon Mobil but they'll still call the police if I try to take a chair from their office. I've been scammed.

>>52483627
If you visit their office the receptionist will give you candy.

>>52480490
I just woke up. Time for gym before trades. It's the $3k a day lifestyle.

>>52480732
We are already coming out of the crash.

>>52483655
Get resistance bands and work out while watching the screen

>>52483672
Why would I do that I'm not a pussy bitch I'm going to go clang some iron.

>>52483672
>>52483684
Get a google glass and watch the line go up and down while lifting.

>>52483444
Checked, SOXL abd NASDAQ green, bobos will be raped

>>52481208
Don't do that again.

Here comes the V shaped recovery

>>52483684
I have a huge home gym with 300+kg plates. Resistance bands are better

>>52483748
I have a home gym but I need the gym environment to get a better workout. If there are some thotties or smaller dudes there I have to mog and it helps get a huge pump.

Mumu, are you OK. Are you OK mumu

What the fuck?
Why is futures dumping?
Shouldn't unemployment data be up which mean a less aggressive fed rate hike?
Inflation peaked

>>52483850
T minus 30 minutes

>>52483850
>Why is futures dumping?
Because I made a phone call. Any more questions?

Sure it quiet in here. You okay mumu?

>>52483850
>Why is futures dumping?
>Shouldn't unemployment data be up which mean a less aggressive fed rate hike?

US employment numbers arent released yet. it seems to have something to do with eurozone CPI numbers. everything came in-line, but this indicates inflation is still going up in the EU. perhaps the market was looking for a surprise beat and in-line wasn't good enough?

>>52481215
We bet on REAL THING like derivatives on inverse x3 leverage ETFs.

>>52483943
>US employment numbers arent released yet
Yea but the data coming is definitely bullish after all the twitter, amazon and facebook firing

>>52483945
Imagine not slinging 20 /ES at a time making $1000 per point. That's what I do.

is there a site that aggregates FED funds rate forecasts of all the major big jewish houses like Goldman?

It's going up, screenshot this

WHY IS IT DUMPING

>>52484021
Imagine not shorting the german economy right now

>>52484021
You've had your lil bear market really. Fun is over.

>>52484026
Imagine not shorting the FTSE 10 minutes before they announce tax hikes, spending cuts and austerity

>>52482449
Put too much cumin in the stirfry and I'm leaking riskier farts by the minute. Smells awful in here

>>52481871
That shut that bitch up

>>52484021
dollar up 0.6%
futures down 0.6%
really makes me think

>>52484071
Dxy will be up bigly when the pound crashes today

>>52483958
>Yea but the data coming is definitely bullish after all the twitter, amazon and facebook firing

only twitter has dumped employees hard. amazon and facebook announced layoffs but those dont happen up front all at once. we've also got the dollar catching a bid and stocks trade w/ an inverse correlation to the DXY right now

on top of all that, futures are low volume and can be manipulated easily so you never really know whats gona happen at the open. US jobs could beat and reverse it all in 2 minutes

>>52484065
lole

Now that the dust has settled, they're just another money-laundering and racketeering company, aren't they? Are they next to go bankrupt?

gud nite esemgee
thank yuo 4 beign my fren :)

>>52484117
people unironically bought a company named after a LOTR mythical object

>>52484117
why are puts so cheap for this company

>>52484104
>US jobs could beat and reverse it all in 2 minute
BLS released jobs data on the 4th. What's this about a report today?

>>52484117
Ya don't say

>>52484155
8:30 jobless claims. CPI, GDP, Fed meetings, and jobs numbers have become like trading earnings in this market - they are the major market movers to trade around

>>52484117
they singlehandedly won the Dems the ukraine war and therefore the senate
Karp is a big shitlib so thats no suprise
also they have a fucking spy satelite in orbit, what does your gay as shitco have?

>>52484021
>>52484071
I guess it really is about carry trades these days

I hope that fuckhole who kept spamming buy ftse puts is roping today

>>52484197
Thanks, I'll add jobless claims to my list

>>52484290
FTSE is down again, fucktard

>>52480440

Anons your participation needed, post opinions and habbenings

Global Hyperinflation General /GHG/ >>>/pol/404838321

>>52484290
>market tanking
>herr derr he said buy puts
>what an idiot he was to be a bobo
Imagine being this retarded

>>52484333
>pol
get bent mf we're gambling here

If the markets crabbing, can't I just keep buying dips and selling when it recovers for a small profit? Seems easy

>>52484313
Post the chart, fucktard, it's not down at all, just crabbing you fucking nigger

Today, stocks will go up and some stocks will go down. Some stocks will also go to the right but not up or down. Use this wisdom today anon.

>Hunt: were going to save £55b by spending more money

>>52484394
TORY BROS

UK building nuke plants

>>52484394
>what is the US inflation reduction act

>>52484375
Here's the chart you dishonest little anglo cunt, or I could have just said little anglo cunt since you shits are inherently dishonest (except you're not very good at it)

SOXL to 8.30.
Screencap this.

>>52484422
UUUU to 11.

>>52484424
Looks like a top tho

>>52484424
Seethe harder faggot. My puts are printing, and everyone in smg who listened is making bank

>>52484446
It may not be a top. The hilarious part is that stupid fuck has been posting his Ls for like the last 10 days, he shorted just as that little bullrun on Monday and last week happened.
He's one of the most ridiculous and low IQ people here.

>futures

https://youtu.be/WcYG-5b7448

>>52484450
If you were worth searching up in the archive to put a list together of all your fails over the last 2 weeks, I would. But you're not, you're complete trash.
Post your short, like it's actual value. I doubt it's worth more than £20.

>>52484422
>>52484436
KINGS

>>52484466
>he shorted the top
>he's such an idiot
Imagine being this pathetic

>>52484487
I'm an emperor.

>>52484466
Idk, the future is darkening by the day, now recession talk moved from closed doors over to the headlines
Soon we will have the top, but true that we dont have conformation yet

>>52484489
>shorts
>then bullrun happens
I did say you were low IQ

>>52484484
Short apple, tesla and boing
All 1k
Comfy green so far

>>52484383
When it's crabby I trade market/inverse market ETF's using basic visual TA meme lines like momentum, consolidation and flags. Like trading SOXL/SOXS by watching the charts of their holdings and finding the general direction.

In this market it's easier to day trade than hold anything over night lmao

>>52484511
I live rent free in your head. Please, tell us more about how much of your life you waste thinking about me

Bobros pls give me a ticker
Short nvda?

>capital gains tax threshold reduced from £12500 to £6000, then down to £3000 in 2024
My anti-semitism is rising

>>52480463
I sold at $86 and it started a huge rip up 2 days later reeeeee

>>52484545
Pay your debt chud

>>52484545
I'm no accountant, but it seems to me that he is not actually increasing revenue, in fact he seems to be spending even more

>>52484531
None, as I said, if you were worth the time spent looking up and debunking and posting your fails, I would have. I just wanted to laugh at you and dunk on you after you kept posting about the faggot UK autumn budget and it was a giant nothingburger. You dumb fucking retard lmfao.
Everyone here can go look up your namefag in the archive and see your fails all last week (you even mentioned them yourself you tard).

Buy the dip. Fed roaches are crawling out of their holes today to pump the markets.

>>52484585
I honestly want this island to sink into the sea, fuck the pensions

Another day. Another day of letting my cash just pile up. Another day of waiting for the epic "Recession" so I can go on an bagging spree.. Hello cheap VZ,KDP,and SWPPX.
(P.S - finished that Nurse doujin; lucky bastard ends up "confessing" to one nurse and fucks her in the room, ends up getting "tricked" into fucking the other 3 and so far its ended with his girlfriend nurse agreeing to share him with the others; one of them also brings him food and feeds him before they fuck. Lucky fucker)

>>52484601
He raised bennies by 10% for niggers and single mother roasties kek

>>52484618
Never voting Tory again what a fucking joke, I preferred liz truss honestly

>>52484598
Yea?
Yesterday...
Hmmm

"No... ratecuts are off the table"

>>52484635
>he vooted
Kek. LMAO.
Your vote doesn't matter anyway

>>52484618
Dividend allowance cut to £500. Capital gains tax allowance cut to £3k.

You vill own nothing.

>gbp

New

>>52484674
>>52484674

>>52484639
Yeah dumbass that's what they do.
>hawkish statement
>market dumps
>dovish statement
>market pumps
>rinse/repeat
Have you honestly not seen this pattern after an entire year of Fed cock teasing?

whats a good option strategy?