/biz/ - Business & Finance

Fuck England

first

>>52484680
No one cares about your puts you keep spamming nigger.

You have a mental illness.

>>52484680
Kys already, you've been wrong for the last 2 weeks you triple nigger, your ftse puts are crabbing dumbfuck lmao
Everyone here is tired of your shit fuck off

URANIUM KINGS WILL INHERIT THE EARTH
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I'm shorting Activision Blizzard

https://investor.activision.com/news-releases/news-release-details/blizzard-entertainment-and-netease-suspending-game-services

>>52484674
Sauce on the OP image? Want some gym motivation

What should i short?

Who is redeeming the futures

We are dumping earlier then I expected.

>>52484721
Its a manga,Baki the grappler

>>52484752
why the fuck are futures dumping so hard? Because of EU inflation shit?

So how much value are my NVDA Nov 25 150P gonna lose? Get out at market open or hold into next week?

>>52484766
Inflation is slowing for the wrong reasons

>>52484721
Baki. Specifically the convict arc. There's an anime adoption of it on Netflix, it's pretty good.

>>52484714
Do it faggot, they are selling for 95 usd next year

>>52484721
It is in netflix, Baki

Should i short nasdaq , ftse?

VTI stays above 197? I've got covered calls expiring tomorrow

>>52484775
uh oh KEK

I’m easing off a bit on my shorts, the slightest hope of slower rate hikes will make the bulls go crazy, they are horny and want to fuck any hole they find

Yields....

>>52484775
Good.

>>52480732
>We are on the precipice of a collapse, the likes of which has never been seen before. How does this make you feel?

Feeling cute. Might plunge civilization into a multi-century dark age.

>futures

>The pieces of the next bull market are starting to come together
How are people still this much in denial about the coming economic pain?

>gf told me she loves bath and body works this weekend
>randomly bought some BBWI
>its up 13% today

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE BULLS WHEN THEY GOT THAT EXHUBERENCE

alright retards start redeeming your soxl and nivida shares I need single digit soxl again

Why the fuck is future dumping?
Nvidia, Depot and Cisco all beat their earnings
What the fuck?

>>52484820
Dude read the comments, no one fucking buys it. They all know the rally is fake and gay

the art style looks so fucking gnarled and weird. why does he draw like that?

>>52484865
Check the economic calendar,buddy

>67% of /smg/ sentiment was bullish yesterday

>>52484899
STOCK MARKET GENERAL TOLD YA IT WAS COMIN'

>>52484899
HE IS BACK!!

Heh :^) That's just how the
Cookie crumbles! LoL!

DXY
Fat dump incoming, hope we go to 375, might load up around there


>>52484827
based, this is precisely how clown market works, anons should be taking notes

>>52484899
But mumu wants to gaslight you into believing that being a bobo last 3 days was foolish.
You trust mumu, don't you anon?

FED'S BULLARD: RATES NEED TO BE INCREASED FURTHER TO CURB INFLATION.

Top kek

>>52484955

...markets and I said...

I only see 570 why isn't it updating?

on what?

all right ALL RIGHT
WE'RE IN BEARR MARKET

stockmarketfunding.com told you it was coming if you don't believe me we're down 727 points and we got all the short sells Apples down to 230 dollars

LOOK AT THAT, LOOK AT IT
TAKE EM ALL OUT FOR THE BIG BOUNCE OFF THE BOTTOM

I told everybody that you couldn't stay overbought, this is what happens when you get overbought and we told everyone in the Dow was COMING

we told you that WE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU GET... HOOKED
AND YOU MAY BE... HOOKED

here you go, I'm told it's 835 the dow ticker

WOW!!
ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS!
WE CALL THIS A CAPITULATION!

WHOA!! LOOK AT THAT NASDAQ 100

WHOA!!! LOOK AT THAT ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS DOWN THAT'S A BIG SHAKEOUT

THEY'RE GONNA PROBABLY HALT TRADING
WE CAN'T STOP THE SELLING
EVEN CRAMER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT
IT'S CALLED 900 POINTS DOWN
WE TOLD YOU!
WE TOLD YOU people not to get involved in thaaat

we told you two weeks ago what happens to exuberance is that exuberance can make up the difference in one DAY!

I can't even keep up with the tick tock I haven't seen this

buddy YOU COULD HAVE DONE IT A LONG TIME AGO...

BUDDY LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER

CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!

LOOK AT THAT DOWN A THOUSAND POINTS
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE BULLS WHEN THEY GOT THAT EXUBERANCE

and I told everyone... about the dow history... and this is it on the tape, it was down over a thousand

>short the top of this pump
>terrified of another retard pump and it seems to hold up decently nonetheless
>close shorts for some pathetic profit after waiting days for this entry
haha i love premarket price action

>>52484952
>this fucking retarded namefag is bearish
okay I'm changing my outlook, we're gonna be bullsih until end of next week

Oil bros, why are we dumping?

>>52484680
ireland belongs to the british

>>52484970
Thank you anon. Every time you open your mouth the market tanks

SELL FUTURES NOW

>>52484733
I always short LEVI.
Fuck LEVI.

>>52484990

We will pump again in a week. You should be selling covered calls after every big oil pump.

How long is dump gonna last?
Should I take profit on my SOXS?

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>Binance temporarily suspends $USDT & $USDC deposits on the #Solana chain.
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Status?

CANCEL ALL ORDERS
CANCEL ALL ORDERS

>>52485046
Bulls = broken

>>52484955
Read between the lines. He’s saying pivot.

If we get a decent dump going today, I’ll throw my remaining cash in the market so I can go back to ignoring it.
I hate having cash so much.

>>52485059
No

https://twitter.com/financialjuice/status/1593228078276259840

>>52485062
deflation is coming, nigger

Thursday has provided the biggest dump days this year. Too easy.

There's literally ZERO reason for it to crash again.

>>52485072
>5% to 7%
Holy shit. Hopefully thats just to scare mumutards and stop these ridiculous pumps. 7% FFR held for a year would be game over for the world economy.

>>52484990
The market thinks OPEC and Russia sanctions coming into effect in 3 weeks is a nothing burger.
>muh seasonal fuel change
>muh recession fears
>muh china is never reopening ever
>muh, not actually realized demand destruction fears

By Allah they will know, just two (maybe three or four) more weeks. lol

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>>52484990
The IMF is loaning Egypt $3B in exchange for them selling gas to Europe.
>>52484921
Lmao good one friend

shi means business

>inflation peaked and reducing
>everyone beat their earnings
>big tech firing off their staffs
>china opening up
>ukraine missile is a nothing burger
Literally no reason to dump

>>52485127
>inflation peaked and reducing
Explain why this time is different from July.

>>52485127
We're in a bear market sweety

>>52485127
>ukraine firing a missile at nato and trying to blame russia for it is a nothing burger

>>52485154
literally all i heard from news is.

>this is still russia's fault
lmao.

>>52485127
>Literally no reason to dump
Pumping is bad and will just mean higher rate hikes which the market movers will price in before everyone else. Might get a pump here or there, but it's down for the next little while.

>>52485184
globohomo tells you what's true, not your lying eyes

Does anyone use TWS on linux? My fonts are totally fucked up and idk how to make them not fucked up

is this the baki thread? also
>futures

>>52485221
>linux
>he believed the linux desktop meme
kek lmfao

>>52485221
wtf is wrong with you those are some nice ass fonts somebody worked hard on those fonts

>>52485097
Jerome is so fucking pissed

wtf did the jews do now

The market is healing today we will get cheapies

>>52485261
I think SOXL is going to 8.30 first.

whats a good option strategy?

The forest is quiet.

You look up at the clouds

It’s not going to be quiet long

Eye of the storm

Eye of the glass

Look at VVIX drop like a rock.


I stopped selling SPY put spreads. You know why.

Don't ya just love to feel alive?

>5 to 7%
>5 to 7%
>5 to 7%

>>52485097
The average FFR since 1970 is like 6%, if 7% for a year is all it takes to destroy the world economy than it was probably going to blow up eventually anyway.

>>52484674
I bought yesterday's close bros. That's why it's falling. Sorry

>>52484955
Bullish, start up the rally again

>>52485279
Depends on the situation

You know we could probably start having a discussion about a pause or pivot if this faggot could deliver an actual rape hike instead of limpwristed 75 bepi hikes that haven’t done anything. 250 points at the next meeting and then we can start talking. But if you nigger bulls want to drag the hikes out for the next 3 years then this is how it’s going to be.
Deport all the foreigners would work too. Inflation would disappear tomorrow if we did that.

US initial jobless claims 222K vs. 225K estimate

Don't you guys think this dump is too suspicious?
I think this is just a trap to lure bear as much as possible and pump it back to 4000 to lure bull as much as possible and after that the real dump begin..

>>52485279
Sell volatility to earnings play enjoyers

>jobless claims fall
Why the fuck won't the labor market just crack already holy fuck

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

>>52485308
Muh soft landing
What is wrong with a hard crash anyway? I don't get it

>>52485330
market too illiquid. big boys need pumps along the way to sell into

Your BUDDY meme is the most forced and unfunny shit to come out of this general.

>BREAKING: Malaysia Airlines flight MH17 was shot down in 2014 by a Russian-made missile fired from a field in eastern Ukraine, the Dutch court handling the trial of four suspects in the downing of the plane said - Reuters

Why is the US economy so resilient, is this the benefit of actually having natural resources unlike Europe?

And just like that, SPY will never be anywhere near $400 ever again

What markets open at 430am Eastern time?

Why did it start falling? Was it the fucking Europoors again? Yesterday there was the threat of world war the market barely batted an eye, today we dump.

AMERATSU!!!!!!

>>52485345
AND I SAID I ONLY SEE 740 WHY ISNT IT UPDATING

>>52485330
>What is wrong with a hard crash anyway?
The zoglords would get heemed on their investments to tech, real estate and ESG. Can't have the tools of surveillance, subversion and pod-living fall apart.

7%

Is anyone else thinking of DCA into Amazon stock after the huge dip recently? Out of all the blue chip tech stocks that received a beating in the last couple of months, Amazon seems like a really good bet to me. I mean, unlike say Netflix or Meta, Amazon is still the #1 online retailer with no meaningful competition on the horizon. Am I missing some bear case here?

>>52485308
>Deport all the foreigners would work to
I'm surprised biz can talk this much shit about immigration/labor with little pushback. You stupid niggers want a functional economy but want it to happen through tranny magic I guess. Doesn't work that way. Immigrants actually add to an economy, that's why any country reducing immigration gets beat up by the market.
I guess you're gonna go pol on me and blame da evil globohomos for that too lol.
Brexit logic ends with an economy like the UKs current shitshow lmfao. Stupid fucking tard general.

>>52485127
Wrong.

>>52485390
inb4 something about p/e

Fuck your stocks

>>52485349
Trident symbol on the tail.
Trident symbol on azov battalion flags
Trident symbol on MH370.
Trident symbol at 911.
Trident symbol at JFK assassination

>>52485375
mou ikkai

>>52485401
>liked it
Whoever made thtat screenshot is a fucking rat kike

>>52485345
I had an Iranian boss, well he owned the business, and he would say BUDDY with his stupid Iranian accent 500 times a day, so it reminds me of us making fun of him.

>>52485345
>t.seething exuberant bull

>>52485301
>if 7% for a year is all it takes to destroy the world economy than it was probably going to blow up eventually anyway.
The economy is different now than in the 70s. ZIRP + QE since 2008 created a world economy dependent on cheap debt. Going from 0% FFR to 7% FFR would after infinite QE would be the biggest bull trap in history.

>>52485401
>If you even THINK about a pivot, we'll dump it harder!

kek

>>52485393
Ahmed is seething

>>52485393
We have enough unemployed neets and niggers to get done everything we need. An economy sustained by the continuing devalue of labor is eventually going to fall apart anyway.

>>52484680
They're getting beat by France, like lmao, who the fuck loses to France? We have seen this get woke go broke thing so many times, when will they learn.

>>52485401
He said dovish. Pump it!

>>52485393
Stop suppressing wages by importing brown people you greedy faggot

Jerome is going to start doing 100bps so that the wealth effect from stocks is deflationary

>>52484702
Mmmm, skin bitches know how to fuck...

>>52485393
UK is getting btfo mainly because of two factors:

1. Their economy was propped up on the financial sector helping corporations and people from other countries tax evade lmao
2. The EU made and example out of them and gigaheemed them on trade agreements, can't have anyone else getting funny ideas about resigning from the Mafia

>>52485390
i believe that amazon makes most of its profits in the cloud, not in retail
i havent researched that shit but it sounds to me like you havent either

>>52485433
Typical pol reply. Immigration will continue as long as a country wants a functional economy. If the natives aren't breeding and there aren't consumers, those consumers will be imported as long as there are enough available to import. Simple supply and demand.
I know this board is pol 2.0 which is why you turds can't help conflate ideology with economics.
But luckily you spastics don't control the economy also, you just screech about dajuz replacing you kek

>>52485393
The market has nothing to do with QoL, Jew.

UHOH KOHLS STINKIES

>>52485429
I would argue that even if the current situation isn't it, eventually there will be an inflation crisis that necessitates those 70s rates and either the economy crashes because debts can't be surfaces or it crashes because hyperinflation. The well is already poisoned, it's just a matter of time.

>>52485401
Holy fucking KEK

>>52485390
Ecommerice is thoroughly competitive, far from a moat
AWS is constantly losing market share
Their other divisions are just abysmal
Bezos is gone and selling lots of shares every quarter

>>52485463
The fact they didn't just get a giant functionally tariff free trade agreement with the U.S. when Trump was in office will never not have me seething. It would have been easy.

might load on up williams sonoma puts for the postmarket

who the fuck's buying $7k couches right now

>>52485474
Kek

>>52485401
The fed is playing the market like a damn fiddle!

>Trott out Nig the pig to pump it
>send out Powell or some other stooge to dump it
>market zig-zags into a soft landing without a total meltdown

BUDDY look at TQQQ computer

>>52485490
>there will be an inflation crisis that necessitates those 70s rates
Probably right after the Fed crashes the world economy next year and starts infinite QE again to save it

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>52485512
It's gotten pretty tiring watching them blatantly trying to manipulate equity, bond, and currency markets.

>>52485474
As things get financially worse, immigration will heavily slow.
It's already happening in my country. Our govt propaganda network is complaining about the inability for immigrants to easily/safely live here.
A quick tiktok venture shows that the blacks and browns who come here tend to also HEAVILY dislike the climate. As such, they already seek to leave as quickly as possible, for places like Toronto, or Quebec.
t. Western Canadian

>>52485474
If these spics are so great for the economy then why are ALL of their economies absolute trash?
Immigration is the PRIMARY driver of inflation in the west. We would likely have comfy Japanese tier deflation without all these ugly gremlins invading.

>>52485558
The Fed has been clear that they want the stock market to go down and that they want you to feel pain. The pivot narrative along with a soft landing is a mass delusion created by a market unwilling to accept that the Fed wants to destroy it.

Any thoughts on how high ARDX is gonna go today?

>>52485401
>how dare you question our resolve
Based

>>52485558
The federal reserve is immune from any arrests or prosecutions. They could literally eat bloody live screaming babies on video and there is nothing anybody could do about besides screech on twitter

>>52485474
>inflation is the big issue with the economy
>clearly we need more brown welfare queens to consume resources and continue driving up the cost of everything

I want the USMNT to go Robocop (2014) on Iran in the World Cup

Also, long all energy stocks

>>52485279
Buy strangles when IV is below HV.

>>52485474
>you turds can't help conflate ideology with economics
Says the guy that irrationally starts to seethe about >>52485308 this poster having a point. You didn’t even try to address his argument. Think again: who’s conflating ideology and economics? If the we can agree that inflation is a demand side problem, deporting foreigners would be disinflationary. Look at Japan and their deflation for two decades. Post hand or whatever

>>52485605
He won't even know what that means

What's a good starter instrument for becoming a Bobo? CFDs are my immediate guess

how the fuck is jobless claims down again fake dogshit numbers powered by F.E.D.™

>>52485624
Just buy SOXS and dab on SOXL holders

>>52485565
>Wanting Western economies to resemble Japan
I understand that this is a Mongolian basketball enthusiast image board but this is just retarded

>>52485624
Or you could just buy a bear ETF instead of messing with that weird euro shit

>>52485624
0DTE spy puts.

>>52485634
this

also

BUDDY
LOOK AT DXY COMPUTER

>>52485401
It's all fun and games until the M2 is below 20k.

bros I don't want to dump all the way back down to the bottom of the SPY channel.........

There's something very cringe worthy about shit skins using 4chan memes to act like immigrants aren't parasites. Indians and spics are so gross.

>>52485221
>down 63k

>>52485565
The economy would be absolutely fucked without brown people pouring concrete, roofing, cleaning buildings, preparing food etc etc. They are the ones who literally grease the wheels of this massive machine. You know what the going rate for a day laborer at the Home Depot in my town is? $21 dollars per hour and not a penny less...

>>52485667
Sorry bro, but the market for some strange reason doesn't give a rats ass flying fuck about what you or I want

>>52485667
Lol why not? more cheapies ;)
>>52485673
>lol amirite fellow huwhites
So true.

I hate this market so fucking much bros.. ALL of the moves are happening in jew only hours these days

It's over.

https://twitter.com/financialjuice/status/1593228078276259840

>>52485443
>>52485457
Doesn't work that way in the real world otherwise the UK wouldn't be facing a labor supply problem.
>continuing devalue of labor is eventually going to fall apart anyway
This is fucking stupid, people are continually dieing off and need to be replaced from somewhere, the market doesn't care from where.
Boy I knew you people were dumb but you keep surprising me.
>>52485463
>UK is getting btfo mainly because of two factors:
It's getting heemed because the tax policy is fucking retarded beyond understanding and working is massively disincentivized, they WANT a welfare state of useless niggers and single mothers to keep reproducing.
They just increased benefits payments by 10%.
I know that's because they're linked to inflation but still that's stupid fucking policy.
Work is disincentivized by the tard UK government which was vooted in by the dumbest pieces of trash alive, white conservative males (/pol/ types lmao)
>>52485563
You're dumb and wrong.
The cucknada housing market is proof of that.
>my proof is tiktok
lol lmao
this is some extreme retardation
>>52485565
The spics aren't doing as badly as you claim. Immigration isn't the primary driver of inflation you idiot. You dips haven't learnt anything.
Like that other anon said, Japan is a basketcase, it makes sense that a poltard would want that for his own country because he can't understand cause and effect.
>>52485603
Inflation isn't necessarily the problem, like others have noted, the Fed would already have raised rates by like 10% if they were, they don't want deflation because that scares them more than inflation.
Having more consumers is good to keep the market functioning and prevents all-out deflation and Japan is actually a great counterexample of this.

>>52485697
>Bullard
>Spouts nothing but bearish things

Kek

Sometimes I when I take on short delta positions, I leave the windows in my room open during winter so it gets all cold and wrap myself underneath a couple blankets and pretend I am a bear (the type of animal) hibernating in a small cave

>>52485685
You sound like Nancy Pelosi calling brown people crop pickers. Why are Democrats so racist?

>>52485685
>muh landscapers
>muh roadside fruit merchants
>muh house cleaner
Clean your own house and mow your own lawn you fucking Jew.

>>52485720
Lemme guess, doctors are baffled

T-TRUST ME B-BRO

F-FED WILL RAISE THE INFLATION TARGET TO 3 PERCENT

a lot of dumb fucking bulls will die today and the world will be a better place

>>52485720
This happened because he didn't get his 4th booster.

>>52485624
>What's a good starter instrument for becoming a Bobo?
short sell the shares or buy puts

390 SPY is the bottom

>>52485722
sounds comfy

Atleast the pound is down so my gold hoard goes up in relative terms

idk if I should let my 396 puts expiry today run or sell at the open. Bought yesterday and they're gonna open up 300%

feel like it might be a -3% day given how oversold the dxy and yields are

>>52485699
>Work is disincentivized by the tard UK government which was vooted in by the dumbest pieces of trash alive, white conservative males (/pol/ types lmao)
Brown hands typed this post

>>52485724
I grew a garden and picked my own crops, does this make me brown?

>>52485769
>Brown hands typed this post
You're quick aren't you

>>52485699
>The cucknada housing market is proof of that.
You seem to know all about this. I'm assuming to mean that Canadian housing is NOT dropping?
Lmao because it has dropped a FUCK OF A LOT, retard. MLS, Zillow, etc all show massive drops; every week. BoC is NOT pivoting on rate hikes, either.
I am actively looking for a home to buy, within the next 16 months. Knowing the market direction seems prudent.
Immigration is slowing, and even liberal faggots are sick of seeing their funkopop money get siphoned from them.
>my proof
I said a quick venture onto Tiktok shows you an easy to view sentiment of niggers and shitskins in my province. Are you a nigger, is that why you're so bad at comprehending what I've said?

>>52485768
sell at open
dont be greedy

>>52485765
My dog resembles bear in some ways. She is essentially a bear with Down’s syndrome.

>>52485720
>Argenchino
>Blanco
Lol, lmao even.

>>52485784
Nigger

>>524852774
Good. I sold the top and will buy it at the bottom again for easy +50% returns

>>52485768
Prolly sell em on open or they may bleed down all day. How much you pay for them?

>>52485785
>sentiment of niggers and shitskins in my province
Using tiktok as a sentiment indicator is kinda fucktarded, you have to admit

>FUTURES DOWN ON FALLING PIVOT HOPES

>>52485800
It's literally not. Maybe if it was the ONLY sentiment indicator, but it is not; I also did NOT say it was.
You low caste, low IQ fucking shitskin.

Honestly I see us with a red start to a crab finish. I put 20% of my cash in today to see what happens.

>>52485814
They didn’t listen

>>52485788
Bears are pretty closely related to dogs.

>>52485699
>The spics aren't doing as badly as you claim
I'll take Japan's economy over any country in Latin America. Just importing ever increasing numbers of low IQ consumers is one of the most retarded economic strategies ever devised. This isn't the 1800s, the welfare state exists and the workforce doesn't consist of 99% low-skilled work.

>>52485800
i mean he is canadian so he's getting his data strait from the communist chinese party. It's not as fucktarded as it seems once you really look at it.

>>52485829

>>52485800
No people are sick of blacks. I’m not even exaggerating but every single Asian and Indian I know (a lot) in SF and adjacent ultra blue areas are starting to buy glocks and taking self defense training


And they will never say it’s because of black people; they’ll just say “nah dude I’m carrying because of anti-Asian hate crimes” —> gang of blacks mugged some Asian/Indian he knew

>indices
shit
>oil
Shit
>bonds
SHIT
>dollar
SHIT!!!

>>52485740
Apparently you have never savoured the flavour of a 10 pack of piping hot tamales purchased in the parking lot of a US supermarket...

>>52485852
What?

the dollar is going to run bigly. BOJ will probably intervene at some point today bobros so we'll have to fight them eventually

>>52485857
I love Mexican food but if the tradeoff of getting all them out of my country is that I won't be able to eat tacos ever again I'd gladly make that sacrifice

>>52485814
>>52485829
SOXS doing great pre-market

>>52485822
DXY is up nearly 1%. Niggers at The Fed keep jawboning us into red days. Jobless claims are down (bullshit?). Russia-Ukraine war is a nothingburger.
No reason to go anywhere but down.
>>52485829
Jeremy Grantham is a nigger.
>>52485835
>t. kike

>>52485852
UVIX is doing preddy gud.

Bag brothers... I keep on losing

when is BABA releasing numbers?

>>52485892
just baghold for 10 years to break even bro...

>>52485880
did you just call me a kike?

I went all-in 45% soxs / 25% drip / 30% yang yesterday.
Reminder to diversify bobros ;^)

SOXS might break 40 today
See you SOXLsissies below 10

WHEN IS IT TIME TO GO ALL IN, IS IT TIME YET??? WOULD IT BE BETTER TO WAIT UNTIL AFTER NEXT FOMC
?

>>52485925
>did you just call me a kike?
*gulp*
Y-yes, Mr. Ratstein.

>>52485935
Noice. Looks liked your timing is perfect. Don't forget to take profits and enjoy some of that fire roasted beef

Jesus fucking christ can we go up for more than a single fucking week before the assholes at the top start fucking around

>>52485830
No they aren’t lmao

KohlsKomrades how we doing?

>>52485904

At least I'm losing my money slower than the cryptobaggies

>>52485944
>WHEN IS IT TIME TO GO ALL IN

You should have been buying every dip this year on the indexes. You missed out on an entire year of cost averaging and dividend distributions.

You fucked up. Have fun trying to time the market now retard.

>>52485401
What a Chad, lol.

>>52485925
tbf Sam Bankman-Fried himself would call you a kike baggot

>>52485634
>>52485644
>actual yuropoor
>locked out of American ETFs
Fuck this gay regulation shit
>>52485646
Been looking at them, not sure how to find a good strike price. Any good indicators or is it gut feeling?
>>52485758
I guess it's just easier to short sell the stock rather than go with CFDs

>>52485962
someone check on the pivotbros

>>52485372
That's what i'm wondering. It's been a steady dump since then. Doesn't seem to be one event precipitating it all.

>>52485968
I have a Black Norwegian Elkhound dog. He has a face kinda like a bear

>>52485988
You can literally sign up for any online broker that let you buy 3x leverage US EFT

Is there a point in buying VIXM calls at all? Why not just buy SPY puts despite the price?

>>52485991
they are at rope depot

This Fucken crypto Jew is killing the market.

>>52486005
Bears and dogs don’t even have the same amount of chromosomes. They are from two very different families.

>>52485780
That depends how much the sun was shining and how well you tan, I guess.

Cramer has no idea which direction to take the narrative with FTX. But they are getting very very close to noticing. Right now they are asking how SBF duped so many people and was seen as an icon by so many. So close lol....

Man I had an amazing premarket fap. Time to make some gains

>>52486024

>everyone in /smg/ racking up profits day after day no matter what happens in the market

All these shockedface bears itt surprised at red prove we are still at complacency

>>52485393
Since when did nigger welfare benefit the economy, someone post that meme about our civilisation being centred around shovelling KFC into fat blacks

>>52485857
Learn how to cook, you stupid kike.
Better yet, move to Israel and quit undermining my country.

>>52486055
(((cramer))) has been duping people for a lot longer.

>>52486060
I jerk it to JAV at market open

Why the fucking shit did we drop 1.3% in futas? What happened? There's nothing important in news that I can see.

>>52485718
WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS

Why are we taking a fat shit?? What's the fucking legitimate reason other than continuing bullshit speculation? Inflation and the war are nothingburgers, I don't see the fucking issue

>>52486071
opposite

>>52486078
*bulls I mean

>>52486087
Still pictures of Jennifer Lopez is all it took for me

>>52486078
I don’t think that we’re at complacency. We’re probably at denial

What tickers are you guys watching right now?

>>52486078

>>52486094
Feds want 5%-7%

>all these people asking why the market is going down

You really still don't get it do you? Lol.

>>52486085
Oh I get that, but it's amazing watching them squirm about what is so obvious. They are even showing his tweets and talking about his Vox interview. They are beside themselves that Gensler lied to them.

>>52486115
Hoping to bag some more GTE at 1.20

Now I know why its SOX L

>>52486078
show me depression then. The FED said there will be pain and this market jumped 10%. No capitulation until SPY hits at least 340.

>>52486115
Nasdaq computer shorted 2.5 lots @ 11,755

>>52486128
I can’t believe people still watch this garbage

>>52485237
export _JAVA_OPTIONS='-Dawt.useSystemAAFontSettings=on'
fixed it
i blame java, not our lord and savior RMS

>>52486099
pivot niggers had to be taken out back and shot. the only reason it pumped was lower cpi from energy thats not going last.

>>52486136
Imagine not taking profit at 14
Why are SOXLholders like this?

>>52486151
Long energy, short bonds. No hedge

INTC bros, how we looking?

>>52486146
I just throw it on in the background while I set up charts. They aren't bad at breaking news, and despite the non-stop ESG commercials, it's all white people.

lol bulls thought nvda would save them

>>52486174
This man’s penis is enormous

>>52486120
I cannot wait to buy corporate credit at 8% annual yield. Was always jealous that my parents were able to get bonds at +10% yields risk free.

It will bounce off muh nice round number support two times, and then on the third try, we break through it

>>52486178
Bloomberg too

>>52486151

No. It pumped because we had a midterm election and that is over now.

The people in power remained in power. Next stop SPY 330.

Hey bears how hard are you going to fist your own assholes when it turns out that inflation has been a complete fucking joke this whole time? Sure is nice to create your own self fulfilling prophecy with heavy speculation...until it inevitably has to go back up

>>52486174
>short bonds
I hope you mean junk bonds. Shorting treasury bonds while the Fed is aggressively trying to crash the economy by any means necessary is a bad idea

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WTF WAS THAT

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
SUFFOCATION, NO BREATHING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MY ARMS BLEEDING

ANOTHER AEVA AWARD

https://investors.aeva.com/news/news-details/2022/Aeva-Honored-with-CES-2023-Innovation-Award/default.aspx

>>52486176
Shits fucked init

>>52486198
See ya in 20 years xD

>>52486198

That's cool check out my gains this year LOL

WOOP WOOP
PULL UP

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>52486198
>every home in america doubling in value in 18 months is just a joke bro

>>52486210
Yeah when my SOXL stack has pulled a 50x and your bear ETFs have reverse split ten times

>>52486200
Nigger, short bonds is shorting the price of bonds. Yields up - price down

>>52486071

I did a 4X on my little investment. Now I’m debating on taking all my profit and dumping it in blue chips and just sell CC’s for some passive income.

COIN Approaching 52wk lows

>>52486202
How does he do it?

>>52486202
>>52486203
>>52486204
>>52486222
/smg/. Home.

>>52486223
Housing has been fucked for years and it's not going to get unfucked for a long time. Bears are the dumbest cocksuckers in the world, you act like the people in power aren't just trying to fuck everyone over INCLUDING YOU

>>52486202

Jannie detected

Don't forget to take some profits

>>52485980
>>52485800
>>52485792
>>52485720
>>52485673

will someone tell the jannie that we still see all the posts they delete because this is a general, making their job even more hilariously useless

what a blood bath

>>52486231
COIN will be a good buy once this blows over. It's positioned to be the absolute dominant cypto instituion in the US going forward.

Bulls are absolutely seething

>>52486265
> once this blows over.
Bro…

>>52486246
don't you ever fucking call me that you fuck stick

>>52486265
I'm bullish on it long term.

>>52486265
this

>>52486265
Who's their biggest challenger?
Crypto.com?

>>52486226
Yeah and which bonds? Treasury bonds, investment grade corporate debt, junk bonds? There's a difference

>go long
>market flips overnight completely without a reason or rhyme
>go short
>market flips overnight completely without a reason or rhyme
I am so fucking tired of this schizo market and I just feel like pulling all my money out and fucking waiting it out until it takes its fucking meds.

>>52486304
I‘m talking treasury bonds. Short the price of treasury bonds. Long yields

>>52486306
But there was a reason this time

Glad I longed baba at the bottom

>>52486306
If you have more patience than most people in /smg/ you should just go long and hold while continuing to DCA every paycheck. I've been holding all year and while it has definitely sucked I'm looking forward to some fat gains in the next few years

>3rd rally where we've failed to reach previous highs
If I have to spell out what's coming at this point, I don't know what to tell you

Baked
>>52486333
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>>52486333

>>52486306
Just hold SCHD and dollar cost average while gambling on tech company puts/calls with like 10% of your portfolio you absolute retard.

>>52486322
Care to explain why market is about to 0% itself after sliding -1.5%?

>>52486322
No, there was not. Just more bullshit bear speculation.

Haha, you're wasting ur cash on the shit and then cry on 4ch on every topic. Be smarter, kids, check Bspin

> Strong casino with a BTC as the playing currency.
> Coming giveaway with $15K Prize Pool.
> Transparency and Provably Fair.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>52486306
Next BE the reason the market flips

>"Shit's fucked, we don't know what's going to happen, we'll continue to raise rates"
<"Bros that means they're going to pivot %100 because ((Joos)) and I can read the tea leaves!"

<"NOOOOOOOO HOW COULD THEY NOT PIVOT I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED"

Pivotniggers tongue my anus

>>52486281
Crypto has been decleared dead a lot of times at this point. You don't wanna sell the mt.gox dip.

>>52486302
Crypto.com, Kraken, Binance US, Gemini. Shittier exchanges more exposed to shitcoin iliquidity and less trusted. Expect Gemini and Crypto.com to collapse soon as well.

>>52485980
we are still down -16%

>>52486115
Ardx, my calls are not bussin

>>52486306
a 1% down day isn't the market flipping you fucking schtizo.

>>52485605
explain